1. - 709. Eric interview.
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3. to create a larger than life character
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4. to catfish as throughout the day.
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5. - My name is Steven.
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6. Ow!
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7. More formally, I'm Steven,
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8. the top dog snake in Medusa's snake hair.
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9. Being the number one
snake is a lot of work.
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10. It's kind of being like the
captain of a cheerleading team.
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11. Everyone up! Set!
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12. I have a lot of responsibility.
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13. We have a lot of people
we gotta turn to stone.
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14. You're stone!
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15. What about my life?
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16. Snaking's not my only thing I do all day.
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17. I have hobbies. I'm a foodie.
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18. I go to all the taco
trucks all across America.
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19. It's very hard to go to the counter,
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20. and the guy says, "Holy
shit, it's Medusa."
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21. And I'm like, "One taco, please."
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22. Gracias.
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23. I'm Eric Wareheim, and I'm
the Ratfish in this game,
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24. and my only duty is to shake things up.
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25. - The Ratfish is a
special guest I've invited
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26. to play with us today,
just to shake things up.
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27. Celeb cameo?
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28. - Okay, it's either
Robert Reich, RuPaul...
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29. The Ratfish is deciding
who wins minigames,
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30. and therefore who is
given special advantages.
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31. - The Ratfish
will also be deciding
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32. today's second winner.
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33. In other words, their favorite character.
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34. - I will decide who's second place!
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35. This time, my favorite character
is Brennan Lee Mulligan!
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36. - Oh my gosh, the Ratfish's
favorite character this round
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37. is Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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38. Brennan Lee Mulligan will now get
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39. a guess of theirs confirmed. (whistles)
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40. Sam Reich, private chat.
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41. Brennan, I have big news.
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42. Yes?
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43. Grant is, in fact, Jackson.
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44. Oh, I was just gonna ask
that. Perfect, thank you.
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45. - (gasps) Round three!
Stop it, I'm not ready.
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46. I hardly got over round two.
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47. Do you have any standup experience?
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48. No the fuck I don't.
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49. - Here's hoping, because it's
time for a tight five. Wow!
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50. - Please check outside your curtains
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51. for a standup starter pack.
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52. - I could do with a few fewer
packages from Sam Reich.
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53. - Oh, I love this.
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54. - Okay, so in my standup
starter pack, I have-
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55. - A little chicken. (giggles)
(chicken squeaking)
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56. - Love this. Can I keep this?
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57. - Going one at a time, each
of you will have to come up
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58. with three standup jokes in character.
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59. You'll then be heckled by another
cast member of my choosing
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60. and we'll see how you
respond to some crowd work.
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61. - A Bug With A Big Ass, you go first.
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62. Okay, let's do knock knock.
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63. - Who's there?
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64. A bug.
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65. - A bug who?
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66. - A buggin' ya all the time
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67. to return that dang lawnmower, neighbor.
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68. - Okay, Bug With A Big
Ass is Grant. (laughs)
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69. - Are you watching this, Ratfish?
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70. - Where should I start?
Comedy's hard, you know?
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71. - Knock... (laughs)
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72. - Who's there? A bug.
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73. A bug who?
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74. - Look, I don't have time to explain,
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75. but I need you to hide me.
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76. I found a briefcase full of money
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77. at a truck stop near my house
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78. and I think some dangerous
people are trying to kill me.
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79. - Okay, knock knock jokes.
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80. I don't think this is Brennan.
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81. - Is a Bug With A Big Ass Jess Ross?
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82. - Write, "What else,
what else," dot dot dot.
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83. - What else, what else?
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84. So my girlfriend and I
just moved in together.
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85. Let me tell you, living together is hard.
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86. You become a whole different person
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87. when your medicine
cabinet gets fucked with.
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88. Um, like, like, like, for example, uh...
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89. Like I'm a whole different guy!
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90. - And then in brackets,
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91. "Do a voice to sell this bit onstage."
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92. - Unhinged.
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93. Oh my god.
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94. - Adjustable Side Table,
care to heckle? (laughs)
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95. - What's in your medicine
cabinet? Big ass pills?
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96. - Yes, send.
- (laughs) Yes!
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97. - I'm an old-timer, you
know what I'm saying?
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98. I honestly thought I was going
to do one of those shows,
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99. like on VH1, where you
talk about old music videos
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100. and you say what's your top
hip-hop artist from the 90s,
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101. so I have that information prepared.
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102. The big-ass chair and bug
bites and all that stuff,
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103. that's another thing. (giggles)
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104. All right, here comes
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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105. - I haven't written anything. Okay, great.
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106. Let's write, "Something you
might not know about me is,
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107. I have a little tattoo of
a seahorse on my ankle.
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108. And the funny thing
about that is, it's..."
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109. - It's gay. It's not gay!
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110. That's what a 58-year-old
Irish Catholic aunt has.
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111. - I'm so sorry, Brennan.
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112. - I'm sure if it's Beardsley
or O'Brien writing that,
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113. they have their own take.
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114. - That seahorse tattoo?
That does sound pretty gay.
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115. I wonder if Brennan's ever
had any gay experiences.
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116. And I wonder if there's
any fan art about it.
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117. - Brennan, is that your only joke?
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118. - Unfortunately, yes.
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119. - He did knock it out of the park.
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120. - Jack Stryker's up next.
This should be good.
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121. He's my number one favorite.
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122. - Men and women... (laughs)
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123. That's always a good way to start.
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124. know each other about as
well as a fish can train a dog.
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125. - Antidepressants are the
biggest racket in the world.
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126. Want to be less sad? Work
harder, dream bigger.
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127. - (laughs) That's true.
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128. - Antidepressants?
That's definitely Katie.
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129. - My ex-girlfriend always
wanted me to tell her the truth,
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130. and I would say, you want the truth?
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131. - All we have are our memories. (laughs)
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132. - Your memories, my memories,
and then what really happened.
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133. Am I right, guys?
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134. Wow, these are bad jokes.
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135. It's crazy that we're all comedians.
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136. - What the fuck, Katie?
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137. - Listen, Jack Stryker
is not a funny person.
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138. - Wow. Just write, "Damn." Send.
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139. - In the chat, "Knocked
it out of the park,"
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140. exclamation point.
- Steven, care to heckle?
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141. - Your first joke was wonderful,
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142. and I did a full-hearted LOL.
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143. - O-K-A-Y, period. Send.
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144. - The second joke was lovely
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145. and I appreciate it as more of
a piece of advice. (laughing)
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146. - I started reading the third joke,
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147. and I checked out
mentally and emotionally.
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148. - Okay, period, and send.
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149. - Granma Sweetie! I'm
excited for this one.
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150. - Does your grandson Mason
ever drive you crazy?
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151. Sometimes I want to let him
out and make a Freemason!
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152. Note, he likes to run
away. Gets it from me!
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153. - Does your grandson Mason (laughing)
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154. ever get into the Easy Cheese?
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155. - Talk about an idiot. (laughs) Oh boy!
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156. - You might be my grandson
Mason if... (laughs)
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157. - Your Social Security number
is 625-33-88890. (laughs)
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158. Is Granma Sweetie Zac Oyama?
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159. - Landlord, care to heckle?
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160. Type, "I recognize that Social.
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161. Your grandson has bad credit."
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162. Exclamation point, exclamation
point, exclamation point!
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163. - Are you coming after my grandson Mason?
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164. This is my property.
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165. - Type, "Granma, say what I always say."
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166. And then in quotes, "Stand your ground."
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167. - He always says that. He always does.
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168. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. For sure, for sure.
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169. - Fucking crazy. That
sounds like Ally to me.
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170. Steven, time for standup!
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171. Try to figure you out, you little freak!
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172. - Three sneaky snakes walk into
a coffee shop and see Medusa
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173. and they say, "You know who
Stone Cold Steve Austin is?"
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174. Boom, kills. Drops mic,
slithers out of the room.
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175. - Stone Cold, exclamation point.
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176. I get it, exclamation point.
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177. - Okay, joke number two.
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178. What do you call when you tape a pen
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179. to the end of a rat tail?
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180. A dingleworm.
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181. - Oh shit, Steven's crushing it.
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182. - That could be our wild card player.
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183. - Mm, mm, mm-mm, mm!
- The Ratfish.
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184. - What do you call a guy with
zero Red Bull in his veins?
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185. Trash. Hashtag, me right now.
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186. I do not know Steven in real life.
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187. - Those were solid jokes.
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188. I'm ready for heckling. Jack
Stryker, give it to me, baby!
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189. - Those jokes are dated.
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190. Not signing, send.
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191. - Those jokes are dated.
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192. Really? I just came up with them.
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193. There's no timeline. They're evergreen.
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194. - Just say, "I saw Stone Cold Steve Austin
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195. at Publix."
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196. - Publix, all right, so from the South.
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197. Granma Sweetie could be Zac.
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198. I don't need to do that anymore.
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199. - (laughs) Moving on. Sam
trying to fucking wrangle us.
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200. - How about some jokes from
the Adjustable Side Table?
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201. - Hey, I walked in on my side table wife
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202. with the table milkman.
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203. The first thing she says is,
"Don't tell the butcher table!"
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204. Pretty fucking funny.
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205. - Hilarious.
- Ha! That's pretty good.
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206. That's Rekha. That's the kind
of joke that Rekha would make.
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207. Rekha's Adjustable Side Table.
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208. I don't need to do this anymore!
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209. - Why did the chicken cross the road?
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210. Because it heard if it didn't,
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211. it would be treated as a
side table. (chortling)
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212. Crazy, but true. It happened.
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213. - Really funny. I like
that it was a true story.
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214. - Knock knock.
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215. Ouch! That's my head, buddy!
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216. - Okay, ha ha. I actually
thought that was good.
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217. In this context, that is good.
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218. - Type, "Good," period, and send.
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219. - Oh, Jack liked it. Great job.
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220. You deserve it, Side Table.
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221. - Jack thinks it's good?
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222. Any room on your roster, question mark?
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223. - What's your email?
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224. - Support@wayfair.com.
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225. - Gramjam, my social
security number, at AOL.com.
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226. - Email@BugWithABigAss.com.
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227. - MarkAndSusan@gmail.com.
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228. - Landlords always do have that
weird married email address.
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229. Why is that? What is that about?
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230. - Oh no, Jackson is up.
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231. - What's the difference between
a Doric and Ionic column?
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232. The fluting! Isn't that Ionic? (groans)
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233. - Fucking dork. (laughs)
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234. - How many Caravaggios does it take
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235. to screw in a light bulb?
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236. Who can tell through all that sfumato?
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237. - That feels like someone
trying to get Grant in trouble.
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238. Or is it just Grant?
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239. - I just got back from
Pope Pius X's catacombs.
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240. Talk about a misnomer.
That guy loved whores.
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241. - I think because Grant
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242. that I just, every time it
starts, I think that it's Grant.
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243. - Care to heckle?
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244. I'm very lonely, period.
(Ally laughs)
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245. - The Landlord, last but not least.
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246. Show us what you got.
Let's see the Landlord.
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247. I bet the Landlord has good jokes.
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248. - Um, the dryer isn't working.
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249. How would you like a clothesline?
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250. - Give a thumbs-up.
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251. That's very good. That's
really very funny.
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252. I wonder if the Landlord is
Jess. Jess loves wrestling.
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253. - Can you smell-la-la-la-la
what your neighbor is cooking?
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254. - Susan, if you're watching
this, I miss and love you.
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255. I am sorry this crazy profession
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256. took me away from you
and the kids. (laughing)
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257. - Granma Sweetie, care to heckle?
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258. - I would love Granma's heckles.
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259. - Ooh, an audio file from
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260. - Granma Sweetie sends
the loudest fart ever,
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261. and then the next text
from her is, "Idiot."
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262. - Oh my god!
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263. - Guess what time it is, players?
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264. - Oh my god.
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265. - Is it guessing time? I'm
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266. - But be warned, this next round
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267. is going to work a little differently.
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268. - Ooh.
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269. Instead of eliminating the
player with the worst guesses,
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270. we'll be awarding-
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271. - The player with the best guesses.
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272. - (gasps) The ability to
choose what player is out!
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273. - Oh, wow.
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274. - Okay, interesting.
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275. - You'll earn one point
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276. for every correct cast
member slash character guess.
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277. - You should guess the character
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278. that the Ratfish is, as well.
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279. - I feel like I'm gonna get eliminated.
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280. - So, I think adjustable table,
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281. Rekha.
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282. Granma,
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283. Zac.
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284. Steven,
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285. Brennan.
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286. - Bug, I wrote down that they
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287. so I'm going to say that that's Grant.
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288. Ally or Rekha would've sent the fart.
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289. Did I already guess that Rekha was Granma?
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290. Granma is Rekha.
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291. - Grant is Jackson. That's been confirmed.
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292. Then we've got Katie,
who I think is Table.
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293. Rekha, who I think is Granma.
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294. - Okay, Adjustable Side
Table, walnut, Katie.
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295. Brennan Lee Mulligan is Ally.
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296. Granma Sweetie is Zac Oyama.
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297. Jackson Alberta is the Ratfish.
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298. - The reason I went with
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299. is I think he knows it's
really off-type for him.
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300. Now that I know he's
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301. that seems like a Brennan thing to do.
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302. So I think Jack Stryker is Katie.
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303. I think Steven is our Ratfish.
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304. I think Granma is Zac,
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305. and I think Brennan Lee Mulligan is Ally.
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306. - Lock it in. Send.
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307. - Yeah, let's go ahead and send.
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308. - Who fucking cares?
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309. I'm gonna get eliminated.
It's okay. (laughs)
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310. - You know what, if I get
out third, that's okay,
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311. because it's about the friends
you made along the way.
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312. Wait, so I got five characters
right? What the fuck?
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313. - Number of characters correct, three,
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314. for a total of three points.
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315. Okay!
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316. Okay, interesting.
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317. - One.
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318. Goddammit!
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319. - I like being out. I like
not having to play the game.
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320. The game stresses me
out. This is just nice.
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321. Now I just get to do jokes.
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322. I will now be revealing the players
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323. in order from least to most accurate.
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324. The most accurate player will choose
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325. what other player to get out of the game?
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326. Fuck!
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327. - In last place, oh god.
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328. - Fuck!
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329. - In third place, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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330. - Second place, Katie Marovitch.
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332. 'cause Rekha's in first.
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334. I've literally never gotten
first place in maybe anything?
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336. What did I say? I always
believed in myself.
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337. I'm incredible, I'm
beautiful, I'm wonderful.
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338. - Oh my god! Who is Rekha gonna send out?
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339. - Rekha, feel free to
deliberate for a moment.
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340. Who would you like to get out?
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341. - I actually don't fear
getting kicked out,
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342. because they usually
keep the crappy people
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343. 'cause they know that they can beat them.
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344. - If Rekha's looking to
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346. - Katie's toast.
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347. - That's the end of me.
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348. Okay, Rekha has chosen who to get out.
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349. Let me guess. It's Katie Marovitch.
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350. - And Rekha will
now be telling them-
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351. - In person?
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352. - One of you is about to
get a knock on the door.
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353. - I hope no one comes into my
rat cave, 'cause it's a mess.
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354. Shit, I better clean up.
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355. Come in!
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356. - My heart hurts, and
my anxiety has swelled.
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357. - This is the part in the
show where they look, like,
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358. super fucking hot walking down a hallway.
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359. - I had to do it to you, my friend.
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360. - This is why I was gunning
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361. for those immunity
loop-de-loops on "Survivor".
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362. If anyone ever gets a shot,
they're taking it, baby.
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363. - They're taking it.
You're too good at games.
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364. You're too good at games.
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365. - I've been in the very
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367. My question is, why not take out Katie?
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370. If I had missed one, I think maybe-
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371. - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
- And also, I know you.
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372. I know you're gonna come
up through the pack,
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373. 'cause you already, you
tricked me for too long.
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374. That was your biggest mistake.
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376. - I really-
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377. - You made a character that is me.
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378. - I did, I did.
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379. I was like, Rekha in the
Slack at CollegeHumor,
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380. it would be caked-up Yoshi nine to five.
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381. It's Kirby with big
titties all day, every day.
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382. - Running through my mind!
- Running through your mind.
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383. And I was like, I'm gonna
be a Bug With A Big Ass.
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384. - When I saw, "Bug With A Big Ass,"
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385. I went, oh my god,
that's gonna be my ally!
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386. Because that person is
gonna be mistaken as me.
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387. I was totally fooled until we
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388. When it wasn't kind of carte blanche,
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389. I was like, oh, that's gotta be Brennan,
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390. because he's playing totally against type.
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391. Totally against Brennan type is Rekha.
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392. Did you know?
(Brennan laughing)
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393. Did you know that the
opposite of Brennan is Rekha?
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394. - Did you know that the
opposite of Brennan is Rekha?
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395. - All things, you know,
considered, Brennan,
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396. you're just too formidable
to keep in this game,
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398. - I feel like the last five
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399. have been people looking at
me and saying I'm formidable
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400. while I lose.
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401. - Yeah, it is kind of ironic.
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402. Anyway, see you later.
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405. - Brennan Lee Mulligan
the player is out of the game.
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406. - What the heck?
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409. - Congrats to everyone. Wonderful round.
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410. My kudos to everyone, but
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413. is the Ratfish's favorite character.
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414. I'm about to get another hint.
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415. I will give you three
tries to guess who Zac is.
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416. If you get it in three
guesses, I will confirm.
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417. Landlord. Send.
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418. Zac is not the Landlord.
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419. Okay.
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420. Granma.
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421. Zac is Granma Sweetie!
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422. Oh my god! (laughing) Oh my god!
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423. - The chat is now open.
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424. Talk amongst yourselves, players.
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425. - Let's find Jack Stryker,
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426. and I just want to
strike up a conversation.
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427. Are you still looking for clients?
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428. I'm retired, but looking to fill the days.
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429. - I don't have very many clients over 80.
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430. Please send me your resume and reel.
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431. - Attached, you'll find my VO reel.
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432. - Okay, let's hear that.
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433. - Can you just message
Brennan Lee Mulligan, "Ally?"
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434. Just gonna cause some chaos.
(Ally laughing)
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435. - Write back, question mark. Send.
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436. Close, but no cigar.
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437. - Grant.
- Write back, "Zac."
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438. Okay, Granma sent another
voice memo. Let's hear it.
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439. - Jackson Alberta. So
about this alliance...
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440. - How, dot dot dot, do
alliances work in this game?
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441. - I'll tell you over voice.
- Ooh!
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442. - Bug With A Big Ass.
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443. - Oh, Granma Sweetie sent something.
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444. - Bet your ass can't do this.
(whoopee cushion farting)
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445. - Respond, "It's doing so right now."
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446. - Prove it.
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447. - There you go.
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448. - And let's go to the bug
with the big ass and say,
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449. "Hello, you large-assed bug," send.
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450. - Just write, "Ligma balls," and send it.
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451. - I haven't an idea what that means.
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452. - I haven't an idea of what
that means. How could you?
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453. Small men never dream of great things.
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454. They wallow in mediocrity,
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455. satisfied to pass their
meager days in dull sport
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456. and the flailing misery
of a life misspent.
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457. You, sir, are a ghost of your own life,
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458. made to haunt the world even
before the day of your death.
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459. - Brennan, question mark?
(Brennan laughing)
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460. - Feels good to take the mask off.
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461. - What do we gotta do now?
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462. What's your stupid little challenge?
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463. - Players, here's hoping
you're in the mood. Ooh!
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464. Where's that blindfold?
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465. - Because it's
time for some blind dates.
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466. - Blind dates!
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467. - In this game, we'll be
pairing you up in twos
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468. to see how well you flirt.
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469. - Ooh! Okay, all right.
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470. - You can try pickup lines,
romance, or whatever else,
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471. so long as you stay in character.
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472. Okay, Steven and Jackson
Alberta have to flirt first.
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473. - I see that you're a PhD.
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474. I was wondering if you'd
like to inspect and analyze-
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475. - My rattle-stick?
- (laughs) That's fun.
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476. - Insane.
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477. - I think that was a good
flirt. Right to the point.
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478. - Yeah, Steve. How big is it?
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479. I like 'em really big and thick.
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480. - Oh my god, everyone's
gonna know this is Grant.
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481. - Grant's gonna find out
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482. that the Ratfish is his mom or something.
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483. - It's tiny.
(Jess laughs)
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484. - There's some sadness in Steven.
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485. - Ooh, he says, "Do you
want to feel something?
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486. Come on down here, baby."
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487. - By the way, here is Yale.
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488. - Sam says, "I think
I'll cut this off here
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489. before it gets any more hot."
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490. - Adjustable Side Table and
the Landlord. Interesting.
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491. - I think I can allow one
more tenant in your unit,
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492. just this once, winky face.
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493. - Oh, Christ.
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494. - I've never been on a date
and lack skin. Is this okay?
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495. - The plumber is too expensive,
but I can clean your pipes.
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496. - Oh-ho!
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497. Hot!
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498. - Landlord's really on game, man.
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499. The Landlord out here writing jokes.
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500. - I have a controversial question.
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501. During a wrestling match,
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502. have you ever broken
me over someone's head?
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503. - Fuck, dot dot dot. Send.
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504. It's not like that. I can explain.
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505. It was the 90s. (laughs)
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506. - Have you ever had a one night
stand with one night stand?
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507. Actually, take that
out, 'cause it's punny.
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508. I'm (sighs) trying not to pun here.
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509. - You can pun, but you can't hide.
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510. - Sam, "Looks like these
two may have just unmatched.
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511. Jack Stryker and Granma Sweetie,
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512. what date do you have cooking up?"
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513. - Does your junk still
work, question mark?
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514. - I got a whole bunch
of junk. Do you haul it?
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515. - Whoa, this is hot.
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516. - We just can't get to it
with the property dispute.
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517. - I can have my lawyer
look into that for you,
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518. comma, as our first date.
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519. - Don't tell anybody,
but I'm gonna take a nap.
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520. - Should I join you, question mark?
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521. - No? (laughs)
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522. - This is interesting.
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523. I could actually see Jack and Granma
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524. working out as a couple.
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525. The intensity in the bedroom
might be a four out of ten.
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526. - Brennan Lee Mulligan and a
Bug With A Big Ass, you up?
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527. - This is such a psychologically
weird position to be in.
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528. I'm a Bug With A Big Ass,
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529. and I'm flirting with a version of myself.
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530. Okay, here we go! This is my job.
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531. - Hey, Bug With A Big Ass,
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532. my wife and I couldn't help noticing you
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533. from the other end of the bar,
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534. and we really like your vibe, dot dot dot,
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535. and your huge bug's ass.
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536. - Oh, this is a menage a
trois situation coming up.
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537. I knew I liked Brennan.
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538. - In the chat, "Wow,
this really is Brennan!"
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539. - I also noticed my ass. Send.
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540. - You know, they make
things for an ass that big.
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541. - Medicines! (laughs)
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542. Just say medicines.
- Type medicines.
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543. - I guess let's write it. Me-de-cines.
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544. - Just do a bunch of Zs.
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545. - Write, "Brennan Lee Mulligan,
I am in love with you,
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546. and you have won the date."
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547. - @BugWithABigAss,
thank you. I always win.
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548. - The date is over.
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549. - Players, it's that time again.
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550. - Great.
- Okay.
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551. - No, I don't want to guess!
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552. - This time is going to work
even a little differently.
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553. No, really? You're changing the game?
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554. - Our top guesser will earn immunity.
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555. If there is more than one top guesser,
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556. both will win immunity.
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557. - Everyone else is open to
elimination by the Ratfish.
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558. Who is this Ratfish, I wonder to myself?
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559. - Can anyone guess who the
Ratfish is? (squeaking)
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560. I crawl under your house
and I eat your cheese.
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561. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm-mm.
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562. - Bug is saying that they're the Ratfish,
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563. and I don't think they really are.
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564. - Okay!
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565. So!
- I will just copy and paste
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566. my previous correct answers.
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567. - Grant is Jackson.
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568. Zac is Granma.
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569. And now comes the guessing.
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570. So we have Jess, Rekha, Katie,
Brennan, and the Ratfish.
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571. - Okay, so I thought Bug
was gonna be Ratfish,
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572. and then that little one on
one that I had with the bug,
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573. I was like, this is Brennan for sure.
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574. - Brennan, I think, is Grant or Rekha.
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575. But I also thought Bug might be Grant.
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576. - I'll play my own game.
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577. Wonder if I can knock this cookie
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578. over all those cookies, onto the floor.
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579. Shit.
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580. - Lost that game too, huh?
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581. - Oh wait, no, I already
guessed that the bug was Grant.
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582. Dear god, okay.
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583. I think Brennan, I'm
going to say, is Rekha.
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584. Granma, I'm still
thinking about that fart,
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585. and it feels like a level of silliness
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586. that either Rekha or Ally would do,
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587. so I'm guessing Ally this time.
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588. - I think Katie is Jack.
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589. - Jackson, Grant.
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590. - Hm.
- Bug with ass
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591. for Katie's chaotic energy.
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592. Steven, I still think is the Ratfish.
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593. - And Rekha is...
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594. Fuck.
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595. Rekha is Steven, and Jess is Landlord.
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596. No, Katie is Landlord,
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597. and Jess is Jack.
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598. So much moving around.
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599. Whatever, yeah, it's close. Fuck!
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600. - All right, that's what I got.
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601. - Send!
(computer chimes)
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602. - Doesn't really work
when it's not a ball.
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603. Oh, Sam's typing. What's this?
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604. - Alert.
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605. - Two players have tied for first place.
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606. Maybe Brennan was right, and
I should've eliminated her.
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607. - (gasps) I won immunity! Oh my god!
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608. I'm so happy, 'cause I was so
close to switching things up.
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609. Yes! Fuck yes!
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610. Yes, yes, yes!
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611. - Who am I gonna eliminate now?
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612. - The Ratfish has chosen
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613. which of the other players to eliminate.
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614. Oh my god.
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615. - And that player is...
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616. - (coughing) What?
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617. - Jessica Ross!
- No!
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618. - I'm not that shocked.
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619. The rice cracker just
went down the wrong way.
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620. - Bye bye.
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621. - Damn.
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622. Ratfish, why?
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623. - 'Cause I'm the Ratfish!
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624. - So you're out of the
game, but still playing.
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625. We love you, Jess.
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626. When I got voted out, no one
said they loved me! The hell?
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627. We do love you, Jess. It's true.
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628. - Players, it's time for
the last round of our game.
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629. Oh my god.
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630. - Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
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631. It's the holiday spirit!
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632. - Please look outside your door
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633. for a Secret Santa starter pack!
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634. Well, let's see what this is all about.
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635. - Sam making me do a
freaking marathon here
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636. to get all these boxes.
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637. - Another box.
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638. - All right.
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639. - Boo-ba doo-ba doo!
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640. - A little piece of wood.
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641. Canvas. Popsicle sticks.
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642. Are we gonna have to
actually draw something
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643. and gift it to each other?
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644. That's kind of cool.
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645. - For another player
that we assign to you,
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646. please create a Secret Santa gift
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647. using those arts and crafts.
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648. - Ooh, okay. Well, I also
can't do arts and crafts.
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649. This is a rough day for ol' Grant.
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650. - Think carefully about
why you're making the gift
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651. as your character for the other character,
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652. since we'll be asking you
to present it to them.
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653. Very well.
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654. - The Ratfish will award
their favorite artist
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655. with an advantage at the end of the game.
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656. - You will be making art for Jack Stryker.
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657. - I'm making art for
Adjustable Side Table.
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658. - You're making art for
the Landlord. Ooh, okay.
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659. - Brennan Lee Mulligan, you're
making art for Steven! Okay.
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660. - I'm making some art
for Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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661. It's coming from my core.
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662. - That's the person I
really don't know who it is.
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663. - You're making art for Granma! Okay.
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664. - I don't know what I'm making yet,
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665. but I know it's gonna be fucking good.
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666. - It's an emotional painting.
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667. Oh!
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668. Oh!
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669. - Let's see. Now, I'm
not much of an artist.
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670. - Ah!
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671. - I'll write it
with my non-dominant hand,
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672. because a table wouldn't
have neat handwriting.
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673. - Using this, a little bit of
a non-traditional art style.
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674. - I don't even have an idea who Steven is,
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675. so I want to hear what
their response to this is,
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676. and I feel like that will give
me a clue about who they are.
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677. - Please hand your finished gifts over
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678. for us to take photos of them.
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679. - I'm still in this thing.
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680. I could get that billboard on Fountain.
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681. - The gifts are in! (yelps)
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682. - Firstly, a gift from Granma to-
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683. - A Bug With A Big Ass.
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684. Really photographs a lot
better than I thought it would.
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685. - Oh my god!
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686. It's gorgeous, oh my god.
They really have a gift.
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687. - Wait, I want that. That's truly amazing.
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688. - Now, what is that there?
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689. - Like, a big shit?
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690. - Say, "'Tis this season to
worship that big bug ass."
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691. Parentheses, "That's me
bowing in front of it." Send.
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692. - Granma, it's perfect,
just like you. Send.
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693. - It's really just about the
friends we made along the way.
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694. - Next up, a gift from
a Bug With A Big Ass
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695. to Granma Sweetie!
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696. A gift for me!
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697. Aw!
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698. It's my Social!
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699. That's sweet.
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700. - Aw, now I'll never forget.
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701. - Steven to Brennan, which is Ally.
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702. So this is the Ratfish.
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703. - A gift from me to Brennan
Lee Mulligan, from my heart.
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704. I hope he likes it.
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705. - Here we go, let's see.
What did Steven make me?
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706. - What the hell is this?
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707. - Write, "What the fuck?" Send. (laughing)
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708. - What do you mean, "What the fuck," dude?
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709. - Not good, period. Send.
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710. - If my kids gave me
that, I'd throw it out.
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711. - In the chat, "Yeah, that's pretty bad."
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712. - In Steven's defense,
he does not have hands.
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713. - Do you guys even know art?
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714. - Next up, a gift from
Brennan Lee Mulligan to Steven.
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715. - Take your me-de-cine.
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716. - Oh!
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717. It's honestly beautiful.
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718. - Wow, beautiful. What
are the little swirls?
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719. - Did people make this in five minutes?
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720. How does anyone do art?
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721. I suck.
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722. - That's cute. Can you say, "Me-de-cine?"
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723. - Can we write, "Me-de-cine?"
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724. - Me-de-chin!
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725. - Me-de-seen.
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726. - All right, next up, Jack
Stryker to Adjustable Side Table.
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727. Think big thoughts.
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728. - Oh my god! That's so beautiful.
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729. - I wanted to remind Side
Table that if they think it,
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730. they can be it, colon, big.
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731. - That's really nice.
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732. I'm crying, period. I'm stained.
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733. - Next up, a gift from
Adjustable Side Table
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734. to Jack Stryker.
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735. I'll bet it's something
to do with a table.
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736. - Little tables can do big shit.
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737. Sign me? Yes or no.
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738. Wait, wow! They made
those two little tables?
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739. - Still no, but thank you.
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740. - Next up, a gift from the
Landlord to Jackson Alberta PhD.
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741. That's me!
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742. - This is a 1,000-year-old
fart from Egypt. Aw!
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743. - Ha ha! That's
good, that's very funny.
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744. Send a thumbs-up emoji.
- Jackson likes it!
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745. I'm sorry you couldn't
hear the fart in person.
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746. - In the chat, "I felt like I could."
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747. - And finally, a gift
from Jackson Alberta PhD
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748. to the Landlord.
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749. - If the Ratfish picks me
as their favorite player,
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750. I will give them $300!
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751. By the way, I teach at Yale.
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752. Not really made with me in mind.
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753. - Hm. I like this.
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754. - This is a big clue, 'cause
who sucks at art this bad?
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755. Grant.
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756. - God, Grant has the worst
handwriting on planet Earth.
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757. That looks like a child wrote it.
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758. - That's a very good piece of
art. I'm pretty proud of that.
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759. - I am the Ratfish, and
I accept your offer.
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760. - Sam says, "Well, players,
it's that time again.
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761. Our final guess."
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762. (groans) Okay!
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763. We're gonna do... (whistles)
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764. - Guys, this has been great.
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765. Steven, who was your favorite artist?
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766. I'm going to ask you to choose
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767. among the still-elligible players.
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768. Last question, who do you think
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769. is your favorite character
from the entire show?
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770. Okay, secondary winner.
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771. Who's gonna win?
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772. Secondary winner is...
(dramatic music)
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773. - And that's our game! Hooray, hooray!
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774. - One by one, we'll bring
you into the conference room
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775. to meet each other face to face.
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776. - Whoa!
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777. - Final scores will be revealed
at the final table. Wow!
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778. - Okay, well,
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779. I know I lost, so I'm not
gonna clean any of this up.
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780. Bye, everybody!
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781. - All right.
- That's it. Let's go.
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782. - Another sip of coffee.
- Oh my god!
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783. - What hell do you have for me now, Sam?
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784. - Introducing first, Granma Sweetie.
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785. Hi, Granma!
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786. - Hi, sweetie.
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787. - This chair is for you.
- This is incredible.
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788. I wasn't sure what to expect
in here. Look at this!
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789. - Sincerely one of my favorite
characters of the day.
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790. - Thank you.
- Introducing next,
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791. Jackson Alberta PhD.
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792. - Well, well!
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793. Look at this!
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794. How are you?
- Welcome, Jackson Alberta.
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795. - Thank you very much.
- Go ahead and take a seat.
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796. - Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
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797. - We didn't do great.
- Listen!
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798. - You and I didn't do
particularly well at this game.
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799. - You can lump yourself
in with me if you want.
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800. I did the worst.
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801. - I somehow guessed worse
after having information,
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802. so it didn't go great.
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803. - Introducing now,
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804. a Bug With A Big Ass.
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805. - That's right!
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806. I'm a Bug With A Big Ass!
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807. Oh, I go all the way around over here.
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808. - Brennan, this is you.
- No, I'm right...
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809. Goddammit!
- Oh, Brennan!
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810. - In the footage, you'll find me saying,
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811. "What if it's Brennan-"
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812. - I was specifically trying
to fly under Rekha's brand.
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813. - Well, it worked, 'cause
that was most of my guessing.
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814. - I think that was successful.
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815. - Introducing next,
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816. the Landlord.
(contestants cheering)
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817. - Yeah, baby!
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818. - I was wrong!
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819. - I guessed you right at the very end.
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820. - Holy shit!
- Right at the very end.
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821. - Oh!
- It was well thought out,
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822. well written, actual jokes.
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823. Jess is from Philly.
Wrestling culture, big.
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824. - Dirtbag, scumbag.
- Dirtbag, scum.
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825. - Piece of shit.
- Yeah, should've known.
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826. - I loved the Landlord.
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827. - Thank you!
- I loved them.
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828. - Granma was my best friend.
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829. I loved Granma a lot.
- I loved the Landlord.
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830. - So, just thank you for
the joy that you brought me.
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831. Was that your fart, or
the whoopee cushion?
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832. (gasps) Oh, a lady doesn't tell?
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833. - Introducing next, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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834. - Woo!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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835. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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836. - I knew it!
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837. - That was a really great performance.
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838. - Thank you.
- You know what else?
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839. Nice use of, "Hey, gang."
(all laughing)
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840. - Did the rest of you
have a moment of thinking,
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841. maybe that was Brennan?
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842. - Yes!
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843. - No.
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844. - I voted that it was you.
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845. - Really?
- Yeah.
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846. Well, 'cause I thought you
were being, like, a silly you.
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847. Like, you were saying you were you,
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848. but also being silly
enough to where you were
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849. trying to make us think
you were someone else.
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850. - Like a double double fake kind of thing.
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851. - Yes, that's what I was going for.
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852. - When you're sitting there
alone talking to yourself,
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853. everything is a double, triple...
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854. Everything is a fake!
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855. - This was so hard.
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856. - Yeah, it was really hard.
- This was really hard.
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857. - Introducing now-
- Oh yeah, who's left?
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858. - Adjustable Side Table, Walnut.
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859. - Wow!
(contestants cheering)
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860. Oh my god!
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861. - We did it!
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862. - Wow, I had you pegged
as bug with a big butt.
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863. - Without a doubt!
- Without a doubt.
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864. And I wasted so many guesses on that,
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865. not moving it, and continuing
to not get any points.
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866. - Just being sure.
- My literal reaction
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867. to when I saw a bug
with a huge ass, I said,
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868. "Thank god, because everyone's
gonna think that's me."
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869. - Yes. I finally landed on you, finally.
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870. - Wonderful!
- Finally!
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871. - Really? You actually got me eventually?
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872. - Last but not least,
introducing Jack Stryker.
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873. - Unreal!
(contestants cheering)
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874. Yes!
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875. - What'd you think?
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876. - I thought Jack Stryker
was Ally. I would've sworn.
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877. - Not in a million years.
- Really?
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878. - Not in a million years.
- Who'd you think I was?
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879. - I also didn't guess
you in a million years.
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880. - I guessed Grant and Ally.
- Maybe at the end, I landed-
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881. - I was like, Jack Stryker
or the Landlord for you.
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882. - Zac, I feel like you know
me better than I know myself.
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883. - A lot of people thought
Jack Stryker was Grant.
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884. - Yes.
- Really?
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885. - There was the emoji
thing, where it's like,
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886. "Only people that are in
their 30s use emojis,"
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887. and I was like, "Grant!"
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888. Grant! That's Grant!
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889. - I was trying so hard.
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890. Everything, I kept being like,
"It's too Katie! Delete it!"
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891. - You did it, and you nailed it.
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892. - It is really hard to have
to dictate to somebody-
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893. - It was so hard.
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894. - ... I want to spell
medicine with an extra E.
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895. - Me-de-cine was really great.
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896. - Hey, to medecine.
- To medecine!
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897. - Me-de-cine!
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898. - Players, by process of elimination,
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899. it's obvious to all of you-
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900. - Yeah, where the hell is Steven?
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901. - ... that Steven is our Ratfish.
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902. - You want to know why
it was obvious to me?
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903. Fucking crazy guy.
(contestants laughing)
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904. - The Ratfish was
someone that I brought in
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905. specifically to be a wildcard.
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906. - They did it.
- That was the idea.
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907. I wanted someone with a voice
that I thought would stand out
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908. among all these other
strong comedy voices.
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909. - Interesting.
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910. - I think the real fun here
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911. would be if you don't know who
this is until you watch it.
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912. - Come on!
- No! Sam!
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913. - If it's JC Chasez, I will
come to your house and kill you.
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914. - We'll be talking a little
bit about the Ratfish
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915. in these final moments of our game.
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916. Now, four of you have been
eliminated. My apologies.
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917. You've nonetheless done very well.
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918. Three of you made guesses last round.
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919. In third place,
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920. with four points-
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921. - I have to pee.
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922. Go ahead.
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923. - Just go now. Go now, go now.
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924. - No, I can't, 'cause I
gotta hold it and use it.
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925. Come on, Sam. Do it, come on!
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926. - She's gotta use it.
- Yeah, gotta use it!
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927. - Jack, you're killing yourself!
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928. You're gonna get another UTI today!
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929. - It's worth it.
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930. - Huh?
- What, Sam?
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931. - Ally Beardsley.
- Ah! So close!
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932. So close!
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933. - However.
(Katie and Grant gasp)
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934. The Ratfish's favorite character,
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935. Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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936. - Oh no!
- Oh my god!
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937. - Incredible.
- What is that?
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938. - It's a rat with a-
- It's a Ratfish!
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939. - Duh! Sorry, that's so obvious.
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940. - Use it, Katie!
- Use it!
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941. - Come on.
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942. - Well, this kind of feels good.
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943. - Now, Katie-
- Yes.
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944. - ... and Rekha.
- Yes.
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945. - Both of you guessed perfectly.
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946. But one of you
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947. had the Ratfish's
favorite piece of artwork
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948. from the last challenge.
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949. The winner...
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950. Katie Marovitch.
- Wow!
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951. - Wow.
- You're going to Hollywood!
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952. - Oh my god!
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953. - We're all winners and losers here.
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954. - To Katie!
- To Katie!
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955. - Thank you!
- To Jack Stryker!
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956. - To Jack Stryker!
- King of Hollywood!
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957. - King of Hollywood.
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958. - Jack Stryker doesn't
need to pay for billboards.
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959. He has connections.
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960. - This is so beautiful, and I
will keep this truly forever.
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961. - That does it for us
here at "Game Changer".
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962. I am your host, Sam Reich,
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963. reminding you to always be yourself,
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964. unless the username is already taken.
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965. Goodnight.
(inspirational music)
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