1. - Get ready for a "Game Changer!"Copy !req
2. Tonight's guests, mother to Wetzel,Copy !req
3. thrower of pretzels, it's Katie Marovitch!Copy !req
4. His dom DM dealt critical damage,
it's Brennan Lee Mulligan!Copy !req
5. - Hi! Hi, hi!Copy !req
6. - Hello there.Copy !req
7. - And coiner of the
phrase, "Loop-de-loop,"Copy !req
8. it's Raphael Chestang!Copy !req
9. - Oh!
- Ooh! (claps)Copy !req
10. - Uppercut!Copy !req
11. - And your host, me. I've
been here the whole time.Copy !req
12. This is "Game Changer," the only game showCopy !req
13. where the game changes every show.Copy !req
14. I am your host, Sam Reich.Copy !req
15. I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.Copy !req
16. Now, you all understand
how the game works.Copy !req
17. - No.
- Sam, we don't.Copy !req
18. - How could we?
- And you know we don't.Copy !req
19. - We never. We do this
every time, we do not.Copy !req
20. - You ask us every time and
we tell you we don't know.Copy !req
21. - That's right, our players have no ideaCopy !req
22. what game it is they're about to play.Copy !req
23. The only way to learn is by playing.Copy !req
24. The only way to win is by learning,Copy !req
25. and the only way to begin is by beginning,Copy !req
26. so without further ado, let's begin.Copy !req
27. Ash, if I could please
have the bingo board.Copy !req
28. (warm upbeat music)
- Oh!Copy !req
29. - Okay.Copy !req
30. - Oh my goodness.
- Ah! All right.Copy !req
31. - Raph gets the blue,
Brennan gets the orange.Copy !req
32. - Oh, yay! Thank you so much.Copy !req
33. - Players, I assume you're
familiar with the rules of bingo.Copy !req
34. I pull a ball.Copy !req
35. If you have that corresponding
number on your bingo board,Copy !req
36. you stamp it down.Copy !req
37. But in this game, you're going
to have to earn your balls.Copy !req
38. Ash, if I could have
the bingo balls, please.Copy !req
39. - Oh, what a fun little hopper!Copy !req
40. (Katie gasps excitedly)
- Lotto!Copy !req
41. - Katie.
- Oh no.Copy !req
42. - For a ball, do your best
impression of an old dog.Copy !req
43. - Should I do it over there?
- Yeah, why don't you come...Copy !req
44. - Raphael.
- We're setting a precedentCopy !req
45. that will be established for
the whole game, so be aware.Copy !req
46. - This is oddly good.Copy !req
47. - Whoa, dog has to pee.
- Oh, oh!Copy !req
48. - Oh no.
(Katie barks weakly)Copy !req
49. That's a bad old dog.Copy !req
50. - Oh, it's getting a little-Copy !req
51. - Raph!
- Okay.Copy !req
52. - It's getting sad.
- Raph!Copy !req
53. - It's getting sad.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
54. - Jungle cat.
(Sam and Raph laughing)Copy !req
55. - Katie, I'm gonna say that counts. Bravo.Copy !req
56. - It did.Copy !req
57. - Bravo, bravo.
- Good performance!Copy !req
58. Good eyes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
59. - Let's draw your ball, Katie.
- Okay, perfect.Copy !req
60. - When the ball is pulled,Copy !req
61. do all of us look for it, or just Katie?Copy !req
62. - All of you will look for it.Copy !req
63. - Gotcha. Copy that.
- Okay.Copy !req
64. - Ooh!Copy !req
65. Oh!Copy !req
66. 17, 17?Copy !req
67. - 71.Copy !req
68. - Damn!Copy !req
69. - Does anyone have 71?
- Yes!Copy !req
70. - Oh, hey!Copy !req
71. - Hey!Copy !req
72. - Brennan.
- Yes.Copy !req
73. - For a ball, list five qualities
you like about Mike Trapp.Copy !req
74. - There has never been
an easier challenge.Copy !req
75. Watch this.
- Wow.Copy !req
76. - Nice!
- Watch what happens next.Copy !req
77. The list of qualities I
love about Mike Trapp,Copy !req
78. that's an endless list.Copy !req
79. I'm gonna have to try to think of thingsCopy !req
80. that come down from-
- Oh, come down from love.Copy !req
81. - Mike Trapp, the reason I even work here.Copy !req
82. - Fun fact.Copy !req
83. - I started as the question
writer for "Um, Actually."Copy !req
84. - Yeah.Copy !req
85. - Mike Trapp, whenever he is exasperated,Copy !req
86. he plays it for laughs every time.Copy !req
87. - Yeah.
- Love that.Copy !req
88. - Number two, there is no amount of weirdCopy !req
89. Mike Trapp can be in an improv scenarioCopy !req
90. where he will not keep
on to why he's weirdCopy !req
91. and straight man something going on.Copy !req
92. Like, "Yeah, I'm an evil
clown from the sewers,Copy !req
93. but what the hell are you doing?"Copy !req
94. - Are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
95. - Perfect. Great every time.
- Yes.Copy !req
96. - You know what I like about Mike Trapp?Copy !req
97. Awesome host.
- So true.Copy !req
98. - One time he threw a lovely little bash.Copy !req
99. - Oh, I thought you meant game show host.Copy !req
100. - Oh no, I mean like
literally at his house.Copy !req
101. He put on a great spread,Copy !req
102. and I really feel a kinship with himCopy !req
103. because we both love complete taxonomies.Copy !req
104. A fully fleshed-out category
which leaves nothing outside itCopy !req
105. in which everything is sorted.Copy !req
106. Is that five? How many is that?Copy !req
107. - That's five.
- Okay. I could keep going.Copy !req
108. - Really well done, Brennan.Copy !req
109. - Mike Trapp's the best!Copy !req
110. - I say that deserves a ball.Copy !req
111. - Yay!Copy !req
112. - Oop, whoa!Copy !req
113. - Does anyone have 33?Copy !req
114. - You better not!
- No.Copy !req
115. - How do you feel about
closest without going over?Copy !req
116. - All that for nothing,
Brennan. I'm sorry.Copy !req
117. It was a lovely tribute to Mike Trapp.Copy !req
118. - It's okay.
- Wherever he is,Copy !req
119. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.Copy !req
120. - I'm not doing it for the balls.Copy !req
121. I'm doing it for correctly
answering the prompt.Copy !req
122. I don't need a fucking
gold star, baby, okay?Copy !req
123. It's about doing it right.
- Oh, oh, points at camera,Copy !req
124. addresses viewer.
- Wow, damn it.Copy !req
125. - It's like if you do
your homework correctlyCopy !req
126. and the teacher gives you
a check, that's enough.Copy !req
127. - There's a big study right
now about rewarding behaviorCopy !req
128. that people are already
seeking not being a good thing.Copy !req
129. - Yes.
- If kids like drawingCopy !req
130. and you start to give them
like, erasers and giftsCopy !req
131. and gold stars for drawing,Copy !req
132. they report higher levels
of stress when they draw.Copy !req
133. - That's over 10 seconds.
- That's over 10 seconds.Copy !req
134. - Rekha, you're next, right?
- It's me?Copy !req
135. Chatty sexy jewelry.Copy !req
136. - Raph.
- Yes!Copy !req
137. - For a bingo ball, invent a dance calledCopy !req
138. the "Chatty Sexy Jewelry."
- Chatty Sexy Jewelry.Copy !req
139. - (laughs) It's so stupid! It's so-Copy !req
140. - Something's up with your mic.Copy !req
141. - Oh.Copy !req
142. - Can I just check and make sureCopy !req
143. that's it's secure on there?
- What would that danceCopy !req
144. look like, Raph?
- Where is it?Copy !req
145. - I don't know.
- Chatty and sexy.Copy !req
146. Oh, it's jewelry. I see.
- What is this?Copy !req
147. - I see it!
- Who is this fancy man?Copy !req
148. - Ooh.
- Put his hands on his hips.Copy !req
149. - He's not gonna put
his hands on his hips.Copy !req
150. He's not going to.
- He's not.Copy !req
151. - It's like a
kind of sped-up versionCopy !req
152. of an older Upper East Side lady.Copy !req
153. - Put those hands on your hips!Copy !req
154. - She's got so much jewelry on.Copy !req
155. Gotta keep those wrists up. Yeah.Copy !req
156. - (laughs) Incredible, my friend!Copy !req
157. - Nothing I needed.Copy !req
158. - Raph with some experience
with sexy jewelry, I might add.Copy !req
159. - Oh, are you kidding?Copy !req
160. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I forgot,
Sam! I forgot the sexy charm.Copy !req
161. - He didn't wear the lucky necklace?Copy !req
162. - What were you talking about?
- What?Copy !req
163. - He's talking about
the vibrator necklace.Copy !req
164. - Yeah, yeah, but what
were you talking about?Copy !req
165. - Not wearing the fucking necklace.Copy !req
166. - That was gonna be your
gimme and it just...Copy !req
167. - That's worth a bingo ball.Copy !req
168. - Yes! (claps)
- Yeah!Copy !req
169. (Brennan cheers)
- Come on.Copy !req
170. - Let's hope one of you has this next one.Copy !req
171. - Yes!Copy !req
172. - If Katie doesn't get a
number, she's gonna curse.Copy !req
173. - 22.Copy !req
174. - Yeah!Copy !req
175. - No.Copy !req
176. - Raph with one on
the board at long last.Copy !req
177. - Thank you.
- Yes!Copy !req
178. - Congratulations Raph and Katie.Copy !req
179. - Yes.Copy !req
180. - Two on the board for Katie.Copy !req
181. - All right.Copy !req
182. - Katie.
- Yes.Copy !req
183. - For a bingo ball.
- Okay.Copy !req
184. - Sing a song dedicated to Mike Trapp.Copy !req
185. - Say his name!Copy !req
186. - Say his name!Copy !req
187. - This is so long.Copy !req
188. - I'm not sure what I loved
most about that, Katie,Copy !req
189. whether it was the boy
band style choreography.Copy !req
190. - (laughs) Yeah.
- Or whether it was the term,Copy !req
191. "Breath of rain."
- Which would drown you.Copy !req
192. - A breath of rain! It's in
a lot of songs, that lyric.Copy !req
193. - I think you might be
in love with Mike Trapp.Copy !req
194. - What? No!Copy !req
195. - You called him your everything.Copy !req
196. - No, that's a friendship thing.Copy !req
197. - His hugs make you go insane?Copy !req
198. - Yeah, his hugs, he's so good at hugging.Copy !req
199. - I do think it's worthy of
a ball, at the very least.Copy !req
200. (bell rings)
- Yes!Copy !req
201. - Let's see what the machine
has in store for you.Copy !req
202. 74. Does anybody have 74?Copy !req
203. - Oh.
- Oh!Copy !req
204. - No.
- No.Copy !req
205. - Nothing?Copy !req
206. - All that.
- All that for nothing.Copy !req
207. - Jesus!Copy !req
208. - That's the nature of gambling.Copy !req
209. - I know.
- You know what I mean?Copy !req
210. Sometimes you put forth a
lot and you get back nothing,Copy !req
211. but you know, you break even in the end.Copy !req
212. - That's every gambler's story.Copy !req
213. - That's every gambler's
story. You do break even.Copy !req
214. - That's how they always end.Copy !req
215. - So keep gambling!Copy !req
216. - I believe the saying is,Copy !req
217. "The house always breaks
even with you 50-50."Copy !req
218. - Yes, that is true.
- Yeah, yeah, for sure.Copy !req
219. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
220. - Brennan.
- Yep!Copy !req
221. - A balrog.
- For a bingo ball,Copy !req
222. simulate a love scene with a balrog.Copy !req
223. - Easy. (screams wildly)Copy !req
224. Yes! Right there! (screams frantically)Copy !req
225. Help, help! (screams piercingly)Copy !req
226. That's so good! Oh shit!
(screams distressingly)Copy !req
227. Your tail waves so swiftly and so deep.Copy !req
228. - What's it like to get no points on you?Copy !req
229. - Hold on, hold on. Hold on,
he's gonna keep chattering.Copy !req
230. - What is a balrog?
- Yeah, what is a balrog?Copy !req
231. - What the fuck is that?
- What's a-Copy !req
232. - What the fuck is that?Copy !req
233. - What the fuck is that?Copy !req
234. - Hey, Mike.
- The fucking-Copy !req
235. - Sorry, sorry.
- Maiar spiritsCopy !req
236. that were the servants of
Melkor who was Morgoth!Copy !req
237. "Lord of the Rings."Copy !req
238. - Oh, "Lord of the Rings"?Copy !req
239. - Remember, "You shall not pass"? Gandalf?Copy !req
240. - Yes. Oh, yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
241. - Sorry, what do I need to do?Copy !req
242. - Just tuck in
the back of your shirt.Copy !req
243. - Okay.
(dramatic music)Copy !req
244. - Oh, you shall not pass.Copy !req
245. - Ian McKellen
puts a lot of mustard on it.Copy !req
246. - You shall not pass.Copy !req
247. - He really
goes like, "A balrog!"Copy !req
248. - That's how he did it in the movie.Copy !req
249. - That was Ian McKellen?
- Yeah.Copy !req
250. - I don't remember that.
- That's the musical.Copy !req
251. - I'm gonna say worthy of
a bingo ball, absolutely.Copy !req
252. - Yes!
- Yes!Copy !req
253. - Big money, big money, big money!Copy !req
254. - Yeah! (cheers)
(Brennan cheers)Copy !req
255. - 27.Copy !req
256. - 27. Oh!
- That's one for Brennan!Copy !req
257. - Come on!Copy !req
258. - That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
259. - Okay. (laughs)
- Come on.Copy !req
260. - So far, though, I will sayCopy !req
261. that neither me nor Katie have
anything that's stacking up.Copy !req
262. - We lucky we got a lot of these.Copy !req
263. - Hell yeah.
- Hell yeah!Copy !req
264. - Oh no.
- Raph.Copy !req
265. - Yep.
(Katie screams)Copy !req
266. - Is that a scream?
- That's a scream.Copy !req
267. - That's a scream.
(stamper clunks)Copy !req
268. - Raph, for a bingo ball,
show us the proper techniqueCopy !req
269. for encouraging Mike Trapp-Copy !req
270. - What is your obsession?
- as a toddler.Copy !req
271. - (laughs) Making them
all about Mike Trapp!Copy !req
272. - How would you parent him encouragingly?Copy !req
273. - Would you like me to
step in as Mike Trapp?Copy !req
274. - Yes, please.Copy !req
275. - Do you want me to be adult
Mike Trapp remembering this?Copy !req
276. - Yes.
(Raph and Sam laughing)Copy !req
277. - It's a whole tableau.Copy !req
278. - No, it's okay.Copy !req
279. If you can do one swing on the swing,Copy !req
280. I will let you play with all
the math puzzles that you want.Copy !req
281. - Oh! Oh.
(Rekha sputter laughs)Copy !req
282. - Math puzzles?
(Raph and Sam laughing)Copy !req
283. - I love math puzzles.Copy !req
284. - You have such a analytical brain.Copy !req
285. You like analyzing stuff, right?Copy !req
286. Okay, yeah, get on in there.Copy !req
287. All right, you're doing such a great job.Copy !req
288. - Say his name.Copy !req
289. - You're doing such a great job, son.Copy !req
290. - Don't say son.
- Never gonna say my name.Copy !req
291. - You're soaring high.
- I did it!Copy !req
292. - Yeah, you're soaring higher than-Copy !req
293. - Yay!Copy !req
294. - Than "Monty Python's Flying Circus."Copy !req
295. (Brennan laughs)
- Yay!Copy !req
296. - In this memory, am I being
made to swing on a swingCopy !req
297. so that I can earn math puzzles?Copy !req
298. - Yeah.
(cast laughing)Copy !req
299. - Okay, wow. Never said your name.Copy !req
300. - Yeah.Copy !req
301. - Wow. Bravo, both of you.Copy !req
302. - Well done.
- Real good.Copy !req
303. - Can I get you to
do that leg thing again?Copy !req
304. - (laughs) My god, Tao!Copy !req
305. - I'm just gonna
take a couple pictures.Copy !req
306. - She's doing it! (laughs)Copy !req
307. I just got "takes selfie with P.A." Boom.Copy !req
308. - Sure, we'll say a bingo ball, Raph.Copy !req
309. - Okay, we don't have all day.
- Why not?Copy !req
310. I'm feeling generous. Yeah,
we don't have all day.Copy !req
311. 39. Does anyone have 39?
- Okay, I'll take it,Copy !req
312. but it doesn't help me.
- Raph's got it!Copy !req
313. - I got it!
- Hey!Copy !req
314. - Got a 39!
- But it's on the other side.Copy !req
315. - That's all of ours.
- We're getting there, though.Copy !req
316. - Katie.
(Katie gasps)Copy !req
317. For a bingo ball, locate
where I'm really from-Copy !req
318. - Yes.
- on a map.Copy !req
319. Come over to this map and point
out where I'm really from.Copy !req
320. - All of us are.
(Raph laughing)Copy !req
321. - Wow.
- She got you there.Copy !req
322. - Wow? Wow!Copy !req
323. Oh, "Woooo!" (laughs)Copy !req
324. Gosh damn it! (laughs)Copy !req
325. - Navigate this, Sam.
(Raph laughing)Copy !req
326. - Hey, Sam...Copy !req
327. - Is that a threat?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
328. - That won't hold up in court.Copy !req
329. - Way to see through this challenge.Copy !req
330. Way to make it your own.
- Yeah?Copy !req
331. - Worthy of a bingo ball.
- Love it.Copy !req
332. - Yeah!
- Congratulations.Copy !req
333. - Is there a place that
you wanted us to point to?Copy !req
334. - I was thinking Cambridge, Massachusetts.Copy !req
335. - 'Cause I thought you'd been hereCopy !req
336. the whole time!
- The whole time! Yes!Copy !req
337. - Got 'em!Copy !req
338. - That's berating Sam, for sure.Copy !req
339. - Fucking got 'em, dude!
- That is incredible.Copy !req
340. - Let's go! (laughs) Let's go!Copy !req
341. - Oh, that's creepy hands! Yes!Copy !req
342. - Bingo ball coming right up, Katie.Copy !req
343. - And it's gonna be 61.Copy !req
344. - 38.Copy !req
345. - Oh!
- Does anybody have 38?Copy !req
346. - No.
- No.Copy !req
347. - No!
- Nobody.Copy !req
348. - This is the third ballCopy !req
349. that is one above a number on my board.Copy !req
350. - Right.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
351. - Are you fucking with us?Copy !req
352. - Excuse me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
353. - This seems like something you'd do.Copy !req
354. - That seems like a classic
"Game Changer" comedic conceit.Copy !req
355. - Literally, what are you talking about?Copy !req
356. - My brain is like, unraveling at like,Copy !req
357. numbers that are one
away, Mike Trapp, help.Copy !req
358. - For a bingo ball!
- Oh boy.Copy !req
359. - Invent an exercise
called "The Conquistador"Copy !req
360. and do 10 of them.Copy !req
361. Do you wanna take center
stage here, Brennan?Copy !req
362. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
363. - It could be anything.
- (exhales) Okay.Copy !req
364. Resistance here. Breathe
in. (inhales sharply)Copy !req
365. One of history's worst villains.Copy !req
366. - Oh, it's editorial.Copy !req
367. - It's editorial.Copy !req
368. - Say something in Spanish.Copy !req
369. - Ooh, one of history's worst villains.Copy !req
370. - Oh, you're just gonna repeat it?Copy !req
371. - All right, have her
stand on an apple boxCopy !req
372. for the camera to see if it looks better,Copy !req
373. and if it doesn't then we can remove it.Copy !req
374. - You're short so they've
asked you to be on a box.Copy !req
375. Just to see if it looks better.Copy !req
376. - One of history's worst villains.Copy !req
377. - I feel better.Copy !req
378. - He can also go anti-capitalist.
That's fine with me, too.Copy !req
379. - One of history's worst villains.Copy !req
380. One of history's worst villains.Copy !req
381. - I believe we have one to go.Copy !req
382. The crew is doing it for those of you-Copy !req
383. - One of history's worst villains.Copy !req
384. - There you go.
- Nice!Copy !req
385. - That was a good-
- I like howCopy !req
386. it was an exercise with a message.Copy !req
387. - It's spiritual, mental, and
physical discipline, right?Copy !req
388. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. - Sure, Brennan, I'll take it.
(bell rings)Copy !req
390. - Whoo!
- It is so psychoCopy !req
391. that I'm on an apple box
and I'm this much taller.Copy !req
392. - Let's go, baby. Let's go!Copy !req
393. - Let's see what the machine
has in store for you.Copy !req
394. 44.Copy !req
395. (Raph gasps)
- 44?Copy !req
396. - Hell yeah, Brennan!Copy !req
397. - Oh no!
- You got it!Copy !req
398. - Oh no!Copy !req
399. - We're making progress, team.Copy !req
400. - I have 45 and 43.Copy !req
401. - I wanna express once again,
you cannot argue your wayCopy !req
402. into one of these big-
(Raph laughing)Copy !req
403. - All right, I'll keep trying.Copy !req
404. - Raph.
- Yeah.Copy !req
405. - For a bingo ball, let
us write your player introCopy !req
406. on your forehead.Copy !req
407. - Sure.
(Katie gasps excitedly)Copy !req
408. Yeah, I got the most space.Copy !req
409. (cast laughing)
Let's get it.Copy !req
410. - Ash, if I could have the pen, please.Copy !req
411. Thank you very much.Copy !req
412. Coiner of the phrase "loop-de-loop."Copy !req
413. - Yep, this qualifies.
- Okay.Copy !req
414. - (chuckles) It's like
being in the makeup chair.Copy !req
415. - He's not gonna say it,
through. He's not gonna say it.Copy !req
416. - Coiner of the-Copy !req
417. - Sam is setting him up.
- I know.Copy !req
418. - Loop-de...Copy !req
419. - But Raph is too much of a gentleman.Copy !req
420. - Thank you, Raph.
- Thank you!Copy !req
421. - Way to take one for the team.Copy !req
422. - (laughs) All right.Copy !req
423. - Oh, I know what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
424. Go get the "Um, Actually
Board Game" on the couch.Copy !req
425. - Just keep it that.
- Mike, real quick.Copy !req
426. - Keep it that. Keep.
- What's up? What's happening?Copy !req
427. - They just want
a little BTS video.Copy !req
428. - Oh, great.Copy !req
429. - It's there on top!
(Tao and Jess laughing)Copy !req
430. He just needs to mention "Um, Actually."Copy !req
431. - It's covering my bingo board.Copy !req
432. - What is it? What is it?Copy !req
433. - It's the "Um, Actually Board Game."Copy !req
434. - Yeah! Yes!
(stamper clicks)Copy !req
435. - It comes with all kinds of corrections,Copy !req
436. and the creepiest photo
of me you've ever seen.Copy !req
437. And it can be yours if you really want it.Copy !req
438. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
439. - They're just all too competitiveCopy !req
440. to clock anything's odd right now.Copy !req
441. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
442. - That's the only thing that is saving us.Copy !req
443. - Did he say "loop-de-loop"? Probably not.Copy !req
444. He's a gentleman.
- I mean, if that's not worthCopy !req
445. a bingo ball, I don't know
what's worth a bingo ball.Copy !req
446. - Yes!
- It's gotta be.Copy !req
447. - Raph, let's see you.
- It's gotta be.Copy !req
448. - Yeah! (laughs)
- Lookin' good!Copy !req
449. - Katie's doing too good of
a job. I need to upset her.Copy !req
450. - Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
451. - I'm really hoping, Raph. 20.Copy !req
452. - Yes!
- Hell yeah!Copy !req
453. - And that helps me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
454. - What the hell?Copy !req
455. - Well, we are making progress here, gang.Copy !req
456. - Not me.Copy !req
457. - Wow, the these
balls are really coming upCopy !req
458. for the right people at the right time.Copy !req
459. - Hey!
- Okay.Copy !req
460. Just three more.
- How dare you?Copy !req
461. What does that mean,
Sam? The right people?Copy !req
462. - Touch him, touch him!
Go make your point clear!Copy !req
463. - He's gonna say Katie. I know he is.Copy !req
464. - Katie, for a bingo ball.
- What did I tell you?Copy !req
465. - Post a photo
(Katie laughing)Copy !req
466. holding a sign
(Lily laughing mischievously)Copy !req
467. that says, "My dog is really sick.Copy !req
468. Send good vibes."Copy !req
469. - Oh my god!Copy !req
470. This is the first one where I was like,Copy !req
471. "I don't know if I can do this."Copy !req
472. - Yeah.
- Totally.Copy !req
473. - Where am I posting this?Copy !req
474. - Instagram.
- Instagram. I'll do it.Copy !req
475. - Now-
- (laughs) Oh my god!Copy !req
476. - I'll do it. I'm crazy,
you know I'm crazy.Copy !req
477. I'll do it.
- You will do this?Copy !req
478. - Let's do it.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
479. - I'll take this picture for you.Copy !req
480. - Yeah.
- And I'll AirDrop it to you.Copy !req
481. - Say your dog's name. Who's sick?Copy !req
482. Who is sick?Copy !req
483. - Is this good? (laughs)Copy !req
484. - And done, Katie. I'm gonna
send that to you right now.Copy !req
485. I'll just text it to you, Katie.Copy !req
486. That'll be a little easier.
- Okay.Copy !req
487. - Okay, checks phone.
- Checks phone.Copy !req
488. Yeah, that counts.
(stamp clicks)Copy !req
489. Don't fuck the stamp!Copy !req
490. - Is there anyone that you're concernedCopy !req
491. about seeing this post?Copy !req
492. - I am worried about
everyone seeing this post.Copy !req
493. - Tell me why.
- Wolf, Wetzel, Wolf, Wetzel.Copy !req
494. - Because I think I'm known
as like, Wetzel's mom.Copy !req
495. That's my big thing.
- Ah, shit.Copy !req
496. - I'm putting, "This is
for a game show. Not true.Copy !req
497. I'm trying to win money,
I think." (laughs)Copy !req
498. - I hate this. It's terrible, it's awful.Copy !req
499. - Here's the thing that
we didn't account for.Copy !req
500. Katie's very competitive
when she needs to be.Copy !req
501. - It has been posted.
- Whoo!Copy !req
502. - Thank you, Katie. That
deserves a bingo ball for sure.Copy !req
503. (bell rings)
- Yes. Well, let's go.Copy !req
504. - Come on, baby!Copy !req
505. - If you don't get one, I'm
gonna feel really bad about it.Copy !req
506. Katie, do you have 42?Copy !req
507. - 42?
- No, I don't have 42!Copy !req
508. (Sam sighs sadly)
This isn't right.Copy !req
509. I'm deleting it.
- I'm so sorry, Katie.Copy !req
510. - And I hate you forever.Copy !req
511. - A hate.
- A hate.Copy !req
512. - You're so close.
- Oh, you're so close.Copy !req
513. - One away.
- Wow!Copy !req
514. - What happens if they beat us?Copy !req
515. - Let's say Elon Musk.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
516. - Now Brennan, I gotta say,Copy !req
517. I am looking forward to
this, but you can refuse.Copy !req
518. - Okay.Copy !req
519. - Go on Instagram Live
and defend Elon Musk.Copy !req
520. - That's a tall order.
- Oof!Copy !req
521. - Yikes!Copy !req
522. - You and Brennan are perfectly suitedCopy !req
523. for each other on this.
- Deep breaths.Copy !req
524. - I don't think he's gonna do it.Copy !req
525. I think he's gonna goCopy !req
526. on an anti-capitalist
message, is the thing.Copy !req
527. - I understand. I know you're
a highly competitive person.Copy !req
528. I know this is a highly competitive game,Copy !req
529. but there's some linesCopy !req
530. that sometimes you just don't wanna cross.Copy !req
531. - Tell Rekha we're getting
social videos of everyoneCopy !req
532. and to talk shit on her competitors.Copy !req
533. - Guys, can you like, talk shit?Copy !req
534. - I gotta focus on what Brennan's saying.Copy !req
535. - Turns down P.A.
(stamper clicks)Copy !req
536. - I'm thinking of, do I want
to do this in a clever way?Copy !req
537. And I'm balancing that against my desireCopy !req
538. to categorically say
that I will not do this.Copy !req
539. - He's not gonna do it.
- And refuse the call.Copy !req
540. - Why would you not wanna do it, though?Copy !req
541. - Clever way sounds fun.Copy !req
542. - Like it makes good television?Copy !req
543. - You can probably sense
where my priorities lie.Copy !req
544. - Let's go!Copy !req
545. - No!
(Rekha screams)Copy !req
546. - Screams!
(stamper clicks)Copy !req
547. - You can stand in front
of the "Game Changer" signCopy !req
548. if that helps you out.Copy !req
549. - I was gonna stand in front of this.Copy !req
550. - We didn't bank on them all being crazy.Copy !req
551. - But I think he's gonna
do it sarcasticallyCopy !req
552. and there's gonna be-
- We didn't bank on themCopy !req
553. wanting to win.
- I think there's gonna beCopy !req
554. some anti-capitalist in there.Copy !req
555. - He might do the "get in the comments."Copy !req
556. - Everyone shut up! I gotta listen!Copy !req
557. - Okay, how does Instagram work?Copy !req
558. - I have no idea.
- Oh! (laughs)Copy !req
559. - Raph's hands are on his hips!Copy !req
560. - Okay, we're going live.Copy !req
561. Just wanted to come in here.
(clears throat pointedly)Copy !req
562. A lot of people have been sayingCopy !req
563. that Elon Musk is a...Copy !req
564. singularly evil,Copy !req
565. (Sam laughing)
wildly incompetent,Copy !req
566. befuddled nepo baby
silver spoon motherfucker.Copy !req
567. A guy born under literally
the wealth of apartheid,Copy !req
568. one of the most evil systems of oppressionCopy !req
569. in the history of the planet.Copy !req
570. People are saying that
there's no vision that he hadCopy !req
571. either for Tesla or for PayPal.Copy !req
572. Companies can spend their entire
lives trying to get a pieceCopy !req
573. of nomenclature that is corporate IP brandCopy !req
574. of like BAND-AID for bandages.Copy !req
575. We were all saying tweet
and he got rid of thatCopy !req
576. and replaced it with post.Copy !req
577. Some people are saying
that we're living in a timeCopy !req
578. where we are watching
maybe the biggest exampleCopy !req
579. of why capitalism doesn't workCopy !req
580. and why these billionaires
are actually oftenCopy !req
581. the least deserving people you know.Copy !req
582. - Get three bottles of water.Copy !req
583. Offer each of them water
and then a fist bump after.Copy !req
584. - If we get the fist bump,
then I only need one more.Copy !req
585. - These are assholes that
got lucky at the casino,Copy !req
586. and the entire wealth infrastructure
of corporate ownershipCopy !req
587. is in fact basically a fraud,Copy !req
588. and these people are born on third base.Copy !req
589. - Fist bumps P.A.
- Come on, do it, Trapp.Copy !req
590. - And our digital public squaresCopy !req
591. are forever ruined by their horrible,Copy !req
592. increasingly right-wing-
- Yeah, fist bumps P.A.Copy !req
593. - Fascist ideologies.
This asshole in a back room-Copy !req
594. - Wait, did Rekha fist bump?Copy !req
595. - Sits on a fucking board.Copy !req
596. - Turns down P.A.Copy !req
597. - What a true dyed-in-the-wool moron.Copy !req
598. This is what people are saying.Copy !req
599. Sometimes when you say true stuff...Copy !req
600. - Wait a second!
- Yeah, what's that?Copy !req
601. - Defend?Copy !req
602. - Oh, sorry, what's the prompt?Copy !req
603. - Defend Elon Musk!Copy !req
604. - Elon Musk, if you're watching this,Copy !req
605. make sure to get eight
hours of sleep every nightCopy !req
606. 'cause otherwise you can
develop some cortisol levelsCopy !req
607. that are unhealthy.
- Okay, yeah.Copy !req
608. - So, have I defended him from-Copy !req
609. - Yes, yes.Copy !req
610. - Great. Cool.
- Absolutely, you have.Copy !req
611. - I thought he'd say "Let me be clear"Copy !req
612. or "1,000 percent" in there somewhere.Copy !req
613. - We don't know our friendsCopy !req
614. the way we think we do.
- I know.Copy !req
615. - They're not pull-string
dolls for our amusement!Copy !req
616. - Well, if that's not
worth a bingo ball, my god.Copy !req
617. - Yeah!
- Let's get it.Copy !req
618. Come on.Copy !req
619. - Lucky number 69, anybody?Copy !req
620. - Nice!
- 69!Copy !req
621. - That's not funny.
- No!Copy !req
622. - It's not on here.
- It's not funny.Copy !req
623. - No.
- Raph, I'm looking at it.Copy !req
624. - I take everything back.
It's fantastic. (laughs)Copy !req
625. - Sam, why am I not getting any?Copy !req
626. Is this a big joke against
me? Is that what this is?Copy !req
627. - Absolutely not.Copy !req
628. - Wow, Katie looked up,Copy !req
629. and I felt like she looked right into me.Copy !req
630. - That's guilt.
(Lily giggles)Copy !req
631. You feel guilt.Copy !req
632. - Raph.
- Yes,Copy !req
633. that's my name.
- For a bingo ball,Copy !req
634. comment your player intro
under Brennan's last postCopy !req
635. in the style of a baby.Copy !req
636. So whatever Brennan
posted last to Instagram,Copy !req
637. I want you to comment your intro,Copy !req
638. which I'll remind you is on your forehead.Copy !req
639. - Which I can't see.
- It's, "The coinerCopy !req
640. of the phrase loop-de-loop."
- Okay.Copy !req
641. - Put that under Brennan's last postCopy !req
642. in the style of a baby.Copy !req
643. - If he says "whoop-de-whoop,"
that's not loop-de-loop.Copy !req
644. - It counts, it counts, Lily.Copy !req
645. Get outta here.
- It does not count.Copy !req
646. - You know, really up
for interpretation here.Copy !req
647. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
648. - I mean, baby, toddler,
someone for whom writing is new.Copy !req
649. - (gasps excitedly) I have an idea.Copy !req
650. (Brennan laughs)
- Great.Copy !req
651. - So my little baby niece.
- Yeah.Copy !req
652. - She will sometimes
take a phone by accident.Copy !req
653. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
654. - And just sort of, whoo,
and then send it somehowCopy !req
655. and you get a bunch of just shit, nothing.Copy !req
656. - No, Katie, that's not
what we want! (laughs)Copy !req
657. - But it's from a baby.
- Yeah.Copy !req
658. - Fuck her up!
- Oh, like a bunchCopy !req
659. of like, emojis?
- A bunch of stuff.Copy !req
660. - Fuck her up, Katie!
- Just like letters and...Copy !req
661. (Sam chuckles)
Sort of letters and...Copy !req
662. - Those hands are creepy also.
- Maybe the only wordCopy !req
663. that a baby would even sayCopy !req
664. out of that phrase is "loop-de-loop."Copy !req
665. (stamper clicks)
- Shit!Copy !req
666. - I'd love to know what you're gonna do.Copy !req
667. - I'm gonna go with just
smashing a bunch of keys.Copy !req
668. - And now at this point,
(Raph groans)Copy !req
669. the baby's mom would take the phone away.Copy !req
670. - Na na na na.
- Raph, no!Copy !req
671. (Raph whining)
Not with Mommy's phone!Copy !req
672. Not with Mommy's phone!
(Raph bawling)Copy !req
673. Oh, cute! Cute!Copy !req
674. - And then you posted it?
- I did.Copy !req
675. - Okay, it's registering.Copy !req
676. "H eccrc CV in by ehvvuntcrccjdvghjfghg,Copy !req
677. crying, fire, crying, de."Copy !req
678. - Way to go, Raphael.
- That's me as a baby.Copy !req
679. - Bingo ball in the works!
- Yes!Copy !req
680. - Whoo-hoo!
- Yes!Copy !req
681. - I think Lily's gonna get it on this one,Copy !req
682. but let's get ready.Copy !req
683. - Fingers crossed.
- Come on!Copy !req
684. - Come on.
- Come on, just...Copy !req
685. - 63.Copy !req
686. - 63.
- 60-Copy !req
687. Oh, I heard it, Katie!
- Finally!Copy !req
688. - There we go.Copy !req
689. - And Raph!
(stamper clicks)Copy !req
690. - Sorry about that.Copy !req
691. - Wow!
- Stop it.Copy !req
692. - We'll see what happens.Copy !req
693. - Is the prank that I'm
sad? Is that what it is?Copy !req
694. (Sam and Raph laughing)
Is that the bit?Copy !req
695. Are we all laughing that
Katie Marovitch is sad?Copy !req
696. - Are you sad, Katie?Copy !req
697. - Didn't she refer
to herself in third-person?Copy !req
698. - Yes!
- Katie Marovitch, nice.Copy !req
699. - I should be winning!Copy !req
700. - But Katie, Brennan also only has three.Copy !req
701. - Yeah, but I need this.Copy !req
702. - Why, Katie? Why do you need this?Copy !req
703. - I need money if we're
getting money. Are we?Copy !req
704. Is this leading to money? (laughs)Copy !req
705. - We are being compensated
no matter how this goes.Copy !req
706. - That's true, that's true.
There's money involved.Copy !req
707. - Wait, Sam said I only
get money if I win. What?Copy !req
708. - That's Katie's deal
on every "Game Changer."Copy !req
709. Katie gets a day rate if she wins.Copy !req
710. - I've never been paid.Copy !req
711. - You know, we don't
have very much time leftCopy !req
712. in this episode so I really hopeCopy !req
713. that one of you gets this soon, Katie.Copy !req
714. - I'm starting to think
this is not winnable.Copy !req
715. - For a bingo ball...Copy !req
716. - I think the prompt I
just came up for KatieCopy !req
717. is a stroke of genius.Copy !req
718. - Then that means it's bad, Lily.Copy !req
719. - I think I'm an evil genius.
- (laughs) If you think it is.Copy !req
720. I think you're crazy.Copy !req
721. - Text your husband from Sam's phoneCopy !req
722. and tell him how Katie's
doing a bad job at the game.Copy !req
723. - Love it, love it!
- I will-Copy !req
724. - I feel like you like this one.Copy !req
725. - I will do this.Copy !req
726. - I feel like you like this one.Copy !req
727. - He'll find this very funny.Copy !req
728. - Does Wolf have your phone in his phone?Copy !req
729. - Definitely, definitely not.
- I can give it. It's-Copy !req
730. - You can type it in.
- 64...Copy !req
731. I want everyone to have it.Copy !req
732. - Oh, she touched him! Did she say "Wolf?"Copy !req
733. - No.
- No.Copy !req
734. - Here, you go. Repeats or
fist bumps is good for you.Copy !req
735. - I didn't get the first bump.Copy !req
736. If she goes in for another
fist bump that's...Copy !req
737. - She can collect the waters,Copy !req
738. go in for the fist bump instead.Copy !req
739. - (tapping podium thoughtfully)
Something's going on.Copy !req
740. - He's gonna start
speculating about the twist.Copy !req
741. Come on, do it. You know you want to.Copy !req
742. - There's more than this.Copy !req
743. - This is the noise that's
happening in my headCopy !req
744. at all times.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
745. - So you're gonna grab the waters,Copy !req
746. go for a fist bump again,Copy !req
747. and then make Rekha fist bump you twice.Copy !req
748. Oh, this poor woman! (laughs)
I'm like, crawling in my skin.Copy !req
749. - Psst.Copy !req
750. - Uh, er, oh. (chuckles)Copy !req
751. - No, that wasn't perfect.Copy !req
752. - Oh my god! Oh my god!Copy !req
753. Bingo! Bingo!
(triumphant music)Copy !req
754. - Let's go!Copy !req
755. - Here you are.Copy !req
756. - No, read it out loud, Katie!Copy !req
757. - "Hey Wolf, it's Sam Reich.Copy !req
758. I wanted to let you know
that Katie is in last placeCopy !req
759. on 'Game Changers'" with an S.Copy !req
760. Little pet peeve of mine.Copy !req
761. "A Dropout show I host."
So he doesn't know.Copy !req
762. - He might know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
763. - "She also just asked if the
prank was 'making her sad.'"Copy !req
764. I really like how this
is unquestionably you.Copy !req
765. - Why didn't you say your
husband's name, you harlot!Copy !req
766. - I'll let you know if I
receive a response, Katie,Copy !req
767. but in the meanwhile-
- Yes.Copy !req
768. - That's a bingo ball!Copy !req
769. - Let's do it.
- Yes!Copy !req
770. - What do we feel about 58?Copy !req
771. - Not great.
- We hate it.Copy !req
772. - One away.
- We hate it.Copy !req
773. - Not great.
- Well, that's too bad.Copy !req
774. - What the hell is this?
What are we doing here?Copy !req
775. - Brennan.
- It's so interestingCopy !req
776. what's happening here
in this episode, Samuel.Copy !req
777. - He's making us crazed.Copy !req
778. - We've answered quite
a few of these prompts,Copy !req
779. and you've just mentioned that
we're running out of time.Copy !req
780. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
781. - And yet I don't perceive
a sense of urgencyCopy !req
782. either in you as a host
or in any of the crew.Copy !req
783. - That count for a mention of the crew?Copy !req
784. - What's going on here?Copy !req
785. - There's something at work
here which is rather sinister.Copy !req
786. - I'm gonna say that's
speculating about the twist.Copy !req
787. - For a bingo ball,
show us your friend's tie.Copy !req
788. - What?
- I want him to touch Sam.Copy !req
789. - Oh.Copy !req
790. Nice.
(Trapp laughs)Copy !req
791. - Oh, he's one away.
- Oh!Copy !req
792. - Yeah, I mean, I gotta count
myself a friend of Brennan.Copy !req
793. I think that works.Copy !req
794. - I consider you a friend,Copy !req
795. which makes the fact that
you're fucking with meCopy !req
796. all the more a betrayal!
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
797. - Betrayal!Copy !req
798. - That's a bingo ball.
- Yeah!Copy !req
799. - What are we doing?Copy !req
800. - 61, anybody?Copy !req
801. - I have it.
(Sam gasps)Copy !req
802. - Oh, Katie!
- Katie has it,Copy !req
803. and that's three in a row for Katie!Copy !req
804. - Wow, Katie's about to win.
- Katie getting real close.Copy !req
805. - Come on, Katie.Copy !req
806. - Raph.
- Yeah.Copy !req
807. - For a bingo ball.
- Okay.Copy !req
808. - Make as many
personalized digs at BrennanCopy !req
809. (Katie gasps dramatically)
as you can.Copy !req
810. - Personalized digs at Brennan. You...Copy !req
811. What was that called? Broggle fucker!Copy !req
812. What was that thing called?Copy !req
813. - What?
- Wow!Copy !req
814. - (laughs) Baffles other players for sure.Copy !req
815. - Is it broggle?Copy !req
816. - I believe you're looking for
balrog if I'm not mistaken.Copy !req
817. - Balrog! (laughs)
- You balrog fucker.Copy !req
818. - Nothing you say is gonna be as hurtfulCopy !req
819. as you calling balrogs broggles.Copy !req
820. - Whether that really
counts as personalized,Copy !req
821. I don't know, Raph.Copy !req
822. - Hurt me.
(Raph giggling)Copy !req
823. - He wants it.
- Hurt him.Copy !req
824. - He's asking for it.
- Raph.Copy !req
825. - Oh, you love Elon. We all just heard it!Copy !req
826. - Yes!
- We all sawCopy !req
827. how much you love Elon Musk.
- We all heard it.Copy !req
828. - I need him to stay in
the public consciousnessCopy !req
829. so people can keep saying we look alike.Copy !req
830. - (laughs) Oh, oh!Copy !req
831. - Say "Let me be clear!" (laughs)Copy !req
832. - You don't speak Tatooane.Copy !req
833. - What?
(Sam and Raph laughing)Copy !req
834. - Tattooane.
- It's true. I've never heard-Copy !req
835. - Are you trying to say Tatooine?Copy !req
836. - Damn! (laughs) Tatooine.Copy !req
837. - Which is, let me be clear, a planet.Copy !req
838. - Let me be clear! Bingo!
- But you don't speak it.Copy !req
839. - And not a language?
(Lily and Rekha cheer)Copy !req
840. - That not a language on Tatooine?Copy !req
841. - Well, they speak Galactic Basic,Copy !req
842. but I'm not on "Um Actually" right now.Copy !req
843. What am I doing?
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
844. Tatooane. Just gotta try your best.Copy !req
845. - That's a bingo ball!
- Yes!Copy !req
846. - Come on.
- Come on.Copy !req
847. - Come on now. 68, 62.Copy !req
848. - I'm due, I'm due.
- Let's go.Copy !req
849. - 26. Do I see 26?Copy !req
850. - No.
- No.Copy !req
851. - Nobody?
- Not from me.Copy !req
852. - No. You know we don't have it.Copy !req
853. - You knew that.Copy !req
854. You're pretending.
- Sorry, gang.Copy !req
855. - Look at you.
- What is happening?Copy !req
856. - Well, players, that brings
us to the end of our game,Copy !req
857. but unfortunately none of you got bingo.Copy !req
858. That said, we do have a winner.Copy !req
859. (Katie gasps excitedly)
Yeah!Copy !req
860. - Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
861. - Welcome, players. (clapping)Copy !req
862. - What is happening?Copy !req
863. - So Trapp, could you do me a favorCopy !req
864. and read your winning bingo line aloud?Copy !req
865. - "Let me be clear."Copy !req
866. - It's number one.
- In quotes.Copy !req
867. - Monologue lasting over 10 seconds.Copy !req
868. - Goddamn it! Goddamn it!
(cast laughing)Copy !req
869. - Number three is, "Hell yeah!"Copy !req
870. - Yeah, of course it is.Copy !req
871. - Number four is
anti-capitalist message.Copy !req
872. - And what was number five?
- Of course the last one is,Copy !req
873. touches Sam, your friend with a tie.Copy !req
874. - And...
- Yeah!Copy !req
875. - The players in the green roomCopy !req
876. have been filling in the
blanks for these challenges.Copy !req
877. - Katie, I'm so sorry.
- The entire time.Copy !req
878. - Wait, these prompts?Copy !req
879. - So all the fill in the blanks.Copy !req
880. - Were us.
- Were us fill-Copy !req
881. - Were from the players upstairs.Copy !req
882. - Right.
- Oh.Copy !req
883. - That brings us to the end of our show.Copy !req
884. Our winner tonight with bingo...Copy !req
885. Jess Ross!Copy !req
886. - Goddamn it!
- Jess!Copy !req
887. - What?
- Yes, yes!Copy !req
888. - Wait a minute!Copy !req
889. - Yes, come out. Come on out, come on out.Copy !req
890. Yes!Copy !req
891. - Inception noise, Inception
noise, Inception noise!Copy !req
892. - Jess, can you read
your winning bingo line?Copy !req
893. - I can. I had "turns down P.A."Copy !req
894. That was the first time
you didn't fist pumpCopy !req
895. when you were handed a glass of water.Copy !req
896. Then you did fist pump the P.A.Copy !req
897. so I have that one.
- Okay.Copy !req
898. - You screamed.
- Incredible.Copy !req
899. - You whispered with the P.A.Copy !req
900. when your mic pack was checked.Copy !req
901. - Wow, a lot of P.A. stuff.Copy !req
902. - And then you repeated somethingCopy !req
903. when you double fist pumped the P.A.Copy !req
904. - My god.
- I'm confused.Copy !req
905. - All the P.A. checks were
all prompts from you guys?Copy !req
906. - The P.A. is a plant.
- We Impractical Jokered.Copy !req
907. - The wonderful Kaylin MahoneyCopy !req
908. - Incredible, incredible.Copy !req
909. - Brennan, are you okay?Copy !req
910. - Say you're sweating a riverCopy !req
911. 'cause then I can stamp that in my-Copy !req
912. - I said it on mic just
before cameras were rolling.Copy !req
913. - Jess Ross is our winner.
(cast cheers and claps)Copy !req
914. You win this lovely gift basket.Copy !req
915. - Oh, thank you.
- Ooh!Copy !req
916. - A real bingo prize for a bingo winner.Copy !req
917. - Okay.
- Oh!Copy !req
918. - That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."Copy !req
919. I am your host, Sam Reich,Copy !req
920. wishing you luck down the
line and across the board.Copy !req
921. Good night.Copy !req