Game Changer 6x4

1. - Get ready for the "Game Changer!"

2. Tonight's guests, a C.H. intern,

3. turned international sensation, Caldwell Tanner!

4. Superhuman with a stylus, it's Kiana Mai!

5. Yeah, and we're sorry, it's Nathan Yaffe!

6. And your host, me, I've been here the whole time.

7. This is "Game Changer."

8. The only game show where the game changes every show.

9. I am your host Sam Reich.

10. I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants.

11. Now you all understand how the game works.

12. - No. - What?

13. - No.

14. - That's right, our players have no idea

15. what game it is they're about to play.

16. Although they might be tipped off by the fact

17. that they are three of my most favorite artists,

18. on God's green earth.

19. - Oh wow.

20. - The only way to learn is by playing.

21. The only way to win is by learning,

22. and the only way to begin is by beginning.

23. So without further ado, let's begin, Players.

24. I'm so excited, it's the long awaited "Game Changer"

25. meets Drawfee, meets NaddPod, meets Kiana Collabo!

26. - Yay.

27. - It's all mixed.

28. - It's mixed like a pallette of paint.

29. - I spit in everyone's cup.

30. - It's not hygienic

31. - Players, little known fact about me.

32. When I'm not hosting game shows,

33. I'm dropping sick beats.

34. In fact, I'm releasing an LP pretty soon,

35. but I've seemed to have come

36. at some kind of creative block when it comes to the cover.

37. Ash, would you mind bringing out the LPs please?

38. - This one goes to Nathan.

39. This one goes to Kiana.

40. This last one goes to Caldwell.

41. - How high up are you in this?

42. - I was inches away from the ground,

43. and it hurt when I landed.

44. - Players, your drawings must include a title,

45. but also whatever else you like.

46. You have three minutes before it's pencils down.

47. - And go.

48. - Ah, we have so many supplies over here.

49. - This is like every 12 year-olds manga artist's dream.

50. - Those three covers

51. have three slightly different vibes.

52. - The worst part about this challenge

53. is that we have to spell.

54. - I'm not a good speller either though.

55. So maybe it would be more authentic, if you were incorrect.

56. - Starting this off on such a low note.

57. - I love conceptualizing an idea while executing it

58. at the same time.

59. - It's like I'm working in like Don Draper's art department

60. about to show him something he's gonna hate.

61. - I wanna see a carousel.

62. One minute left, Players.

63. - I feel like

64. - I'm reverting back to a kindergartner.

65. So happy right now.

66. - Kiana, you look satisfied.

67. I think finishing ahead of time expresses bold confidence,

68. and I'm here for it.

69. - Chilling. (laughing)

70. - Nine, eight, seven, six,

71. five, four, three, two, one.

72. And (laughing) pencils or in that case, markers down.

73. Caldwell, let's start with you.

74. - Great, I went pretty minimal with it.

75. So I gave you like a a stage name called Samb Ripes.

76. - Oh yeah, that works, the silent B, yeah.

77. - And this is of course Pee Pee Poo Poo Blues.

78. - Is that what the wet spot is?

79. - Yeah, it is a little wet spot.

80. - Did I leave that on the ground?

81. - It's unclear, I think that's for the listeners to decide.

82. - Oh boy, it's only uphill from here.

83. Kiana.

84. - I have, I can be your angel,

85. or your devil, or your Sam.

86. - You know what, I think this is my standup album.

87. I think that that's how it reads to me.

88. It's like I tell some naughty jokes.

89. I tell some wholesome jokes,

90. and sometimes-

91. I'm just a little zany. - I'm just me.

92. Nathan.

93. - Hi.

94. - What do you have for me?

95. - You're just such a cool guy.

96. The devil can't even handle it.

97. - The devil can't even hang.

98. - He's just all he can do is light your ciggy.

99. I made the four, the number four,

100. but I didn't make the two, the number two,

101. which is like that was a choice I made.

102. - I love all three of these, gang.

103. Really awesome.

104. I am going to say this first point goes to Nathan.

105. - Oh wow.

106. - Nathan, bravo.

107. - Thank you.

108. - Players, you are doing excellent so far.

109. Oh, hold on one second.

110. Hello, oh players, I'm getting a call.

111. It's the early 2000's.

112. They wanna see a Tramp Stamp challenge.

113. It's Dropout cast members, Grant O'Brien,

114. Lily Du, Carolyn Page!

115. - I hear you need Tramps. - Hello.

116. To get stamped.

117. - You got the stamps.

118. - I've always wanted a tattoo,

119. and I've really been afraid to get one.

120. Maybe I'll get this one filled in with a tattooer.

121. - I was going-

122. - Is that what they're called? - Yeah.

123. - Tattooer. - A tattooer.

124. - Tattoo artist. - A tattooist.

125. - If you each do me the favor of standing

126. right by each of these tables,

127. - Got so much room to work with.

128. - That's right, nice broad canvas for you.

129. - So G, what are we looking for here?

130. - I want something that says this guy's dangerous,

131. but also not to you.

132. - Lily, looking for anything specific?

133. - I want something that really says, "That's a tramp.

134. - Wow Kiana, good luck.

135. Carolyn, okay.

136. - I think I want like I used to be a nun,

137. but like now I'm like a dragon tamer.

138. - Wow, okay Players, you have three minutes.

139. - Whoa.

140. - Only three!

141. - Before it's pencils down.

142. - Are these markers, do they wash off with sweat?

143. 'Cause I am- - Oh god.

144. - Damp, damp, damp.

145. - More like a damp stamp.

146. - I think Caldwell like splashed,

147. when he touched my back, it was-

148. - Oh, it's marking.

149. Would you be opposed

150. to me doing a real Sharpie on this thing.

151. - No, go for it.

152. We need the real deal here, oh yeah.

153. - I want mine to be like trashy.

154. Like she got syphilis at the Jersey Shore.

155. - Now what's wrong with that?

156. - Nothing, I just know it's

157. a personal experience of Grant's.

158. - You're all well known artists.

159. This would be a very expensive tattoo

160. to actually get someplace.

161. - Yeah, how much would you charge for this?

162. - I think that's probably true.

163. - Yeah, it's not fair

164. Caldwell has so much more space to work with.

165. - Yeah, we're just tiny girls.

166. That's not a lower back tattoo.

167. - He's a big tramp.

168. - Kiana, I love what you have going on there.

169. - Should I get it permanently?

170. - Honestly- - Oh, please.

171. - Lily, of any of these you'd be the most likely to.

172. - Dang, that's really good.

173. - Seven, six,

174. - Five, four, three, two, one.

175. - Cheers. - Happy New Year!

176. Now whether that really classifies Caldwell,

177. as a Tramp Stamp,

178. or whether it's really more of a Red Dragon situation.

179. - You work with what you're given.

180. - What is it, what is it?

181. I wanna see.

182. - My god, Caldwell.

183. Please, I would love nothing more

184. than for you to possibly justify this.

185. - You said early 2000's.

186. - Yes I did.

187. - That put me in a certain mindset.

188. - Sure.

189. - In my head, it's the Twin Towers.

190. - Somehow it's worse.

191. And.

192. - I might get that filled in.

193. That's really good.

194. - Kiana. - Yes.

195. - Describe to me

196. what you were going for with Lily's tattoo.

197. - I was going very 2000's.

198. I feel like I've seen like these kind of tribal almost,

199. like designs before.

200. But then if you know me, I love women, and I love boobs.

201. - Yes, it's so good.

202. Lily, I'm not gonna lie.

203. I think this kinda rocks. - Yeah.

204. - That's beautiful.

205. - The color palette's really good, isn't it?

206. It's really cool.

207. - I've always wanted a tiny bit of extra cleavage,

208. above my ass.

209. - Nathan. - Yeah.

210. - Talk to me about what happened here.

211. - So I was just sort of trying to get

212. like any sort of lines to show up.

213. She's got a sword, and she's like strangling a snake.

214. - It is actually

215. from a sheer illustrative standpoint, really cool.

216. And I love the idea.

217. - Oh god. - It's giving web comic.

218. - Early 2000's.

219. - For sheer legitimacy, I think it goes to Kiana.

220. That is point for Kiana.

221. Thank you, Tramp Stamps, always good.

222. - Thanks, bye.

223. Players, you're doing swell so far.

224. What's going on over Caldwell?

225. - What?

226. Keep going.

227. - How'd you get all those points?

228. - Wow, Caldwell, you're doing exceptionally well.

229. - Thanks, you know I'm just here to have fun.

230. - Ash, for this next challenge,

231. could I please have a round of drinks?

232. Unfortunately for you players, you get the napkins,

233. and not the drinks.

234. Players, it's 2:00 AM, you're at a dive bar,

235. you're five drinks in, and suddenly you have an idea

236. for the next big thing.

237. You jot it down on a cocktail napkin.

238. The next morning you submit it for a patent

239. and boom, instant billionaire.

240. So go ahead and show me what that big idea is.

241. You have only three minutes before it's pencils down.

242. Did you ever have an app idea

243. you thought was gonna change the world?

244. - I invented the idea of walking your dog.

245. - I feel like that was a big deal.

246. - People just weren't doing it before.

247. I did not think of the app.

248. If I jumped on the app, god, can you imagine?

249. - This is also gonna help Dropout

250. to start Dropout Ventures

251. hoping this can sort of be a seed round.

252. If you'd like to invest in any of the ideas

253. that you're about to see, please gimme a call.

254. Operators are standing by.

255. - That's a bad one.

256. Done a bad one, do a good one now.

257. These napkins are so absorbent.

258. - They really are. - Really let the ink bleed out

259. in all the directions.

260. - Better or worse than a human back?

261. - It's a poor artist who blames their tools.

262. And I am blaming my tools.

263. - Kiana, once again looking very focused.

264. Making me thinking perhaps it's even a good idea.

265. - Mm.

266. - And 10, nine, eight,

267. seven, six, five, four,

268. three two, one.

269. - I'm just embellishing.

270. - Pencils down.

271. Nathan- - Okay, great.

272. - Let's start with you.

273. - Hey Sharks, has this ever happened to you?

274. - Ooh what?

275. - You're too busy to vacuum your own home,

276. so you got one of those automatic floor cleaners.

277. - This is crazy.

278. - But it can't reach the top shelves.

279. You've got all this dust left on your top shelves.

280. What if I told you, that we have the technology to-

281. - It's more than one!

282. - To combine gyroscopic technology

283. with self-cleaning device.

284. - Oh my god, Nathan!

285. - The helicleaner.

286. And that's supposed to be you Sam,

287. with dollar signs in your eyes.

288. It didn't quite work at scale.

289. - It's a flying Roomba. - It's like a flying Roomba,

290. but it's not a Roomba.

291. - I'm legit impressed with that, Nathan.

292. - You just have to install so much facial rec

293. for that thing not to run into you.

294. - Kiana.

295. - I have so many good ideas.

296. - Totally.

297. - But sometimes I'm like too shy

298. to like tell people if I have a good idea.

299. - Makes sense.

300. - So I have something to let people know

301. when I'm having a good idea.

302. It's a little light bulb attached to a backpack-

303. - That rules.

304. - There's little brain monitors, so whenever your brains go,

305. and you have a good idea, it lights up.

306. So it's like a spotlight on you.

307. - Sam, we're gonna need 20 to 30 chimps to test this on.

308. - Bring Grant back out.

309. - There's also a backpack attached for the giant battery.

310. - I like that even in your dream version of it,

311. it's energy inefficient.

312. - Yes.

313. - Caldwell.

314. - What I'm presenting to you here is the sweeping bag.

315. Picture a sleeping bag you can sleep in,

316. and it cleans you while you sleep.

317. It's got a vacuum attached right to it.

318. Could it be for sex?

319. That's for you to decide, my friend.

320. - You pointed at me really aggressively.

321. - I just call 'em like I see him, friend.

322. I'm sorry this is so smudged.

323. - This pitch really went off the rails.

324. - And if you buy this idea,

325. I'll throw in an extra idea I was noodling with for free.

326. Big shirts.

327. They're shirts but they're big.

328. - Was that number one?

329. - I'll never tell, until you buy.

330. - Wow, you know these were really good pitches.

331. But something about the performance of this pitch.

332. I think I'm gonna have to go with Caldwell for this one.

333. - Yeah. - Oh, thank you,

334. thank you so much.

335. - You know, players, with over 800 Pokemon captured,

336. you would think that we would've caught them all. (laughing)

337. - Do you realize what you've done?

338. - Today, you'll be creating some all new ones.

339. - Great. - Ash, could I please

340. have the Pokemon cards?

341. - Wow, Ash.

342. - Ooh.

343. - Whoa.

344. - That's great. - Players,

345. these Pokemon cards are blank.

346. It's up to you to draw your new Pokemon.

347. Come up with its name, and describe one power.

348. You have three minutes, before it's pencils down.

349. Nathan's looking at me a lot.

350. Yeah, you don't worry about it.

351. And I think all of you are Pokemon fans.

352. - Oh yeah.

353. - The most massive Pokemon fan.

354. - Do any of you play this game?

355. - I do, and I actually worked on a Pokemon TCG show.

356. - In a way, you have a professional advantage, you know.

357. - I super do, Pokemon is my life.

358. - Trying to do one drawing I'm proud of today.

359. This might be it.

360. - Honestly, that you were proud of that Tweety Bird.

361. Scandalizing.

362. - I'm proud of my country, so.

363. - Once again, is Kiana finished ahead of time?

364. - I've been thinking on this for a while.

365. - Wow.

366. - Players, that's five and four and three,

367. and two and one.

368. - Pencils down.

369. - Bravo.

370. Now, players, I would love nothing more

371. to be able to judge these myself.

372. But I think the job would be better off

373. going to someone who has more experience

374. in the world of Pokemon than I.

375. Introducing now, the English voice of Ash Ketchum,

376. Sarah Natochenny, Sarah,

377. Thank you so much for being here, Sarah.

378. I understand you and Kiana already know each other.

379. - Oh hello, how are you? - It's nice to see you.

380. - Are you actually covered in paint?

381. - Yes.

382. - Not for real. - That's just great.

383. - Or I would've been in real trouble.

384. Sarah. - Yes.

385. - Seems only fitting that with Ash

386. becoming a Pokemon champion.

387. You now are on the judge's side.

388. - Yes, that was naturally.

389. - Naturally, three new Pokemon,

390. one of which you can take into battle.

391. It's a question of which.

392. Let's start this time with Kiana.

393. - So my Pokemon, it answers the morbid question

394. of what happens if you leave a Pokemon and its Pokeball

395. just way too long and it's forgotten.

396. And it's called Snatchem.

397. - Yes, oh that's great, oh my gosh.

398. - A ghost type of the Pokemon that died

399. inside the Pokeball.

400. And it's just hunting other Pokemon for itself,

401. 'cause it's a Pokeball now.

402. - And what's its power?

403. - Snatch 'em up, it just says,

404. "Your Pokemon's been eaten, sorry."

405. - So when it eats another Pokemon,

406. does it spit out a big bone afterwards?

407. - Yes. - Okay, one.

408. - Like one big, like turkey leg bone

409. like you might see at a Renaissance Fair, kinda deal.

410. Caldwell, what do you have to share with us?

411. - I really liked the direction I was going

412. with the previous challenge.

413. And I feel like I wasn't done exploring that.

414. So I'd like to present BigShirto.

415. - BigShirto.

416. - I think this is kind of a similar hermit crab approach,

417. where there is like a little Gastly creature

418. that maybe like some sort of perverted Ghastly,

419. an abominable Gastly, that lives in your laundry

420. and becomes a laundry ghost.

421. And BigShirto's move is of course, it's wet now.

422. - It's really good.

423. - Thank you so much.

424. - We like this.

425. - I want Big Shirto.

426. - Nathan.

427. - I got, I got, uh... I drew Sam.

428. - Just a little guy.

429. - He's just a little guy.

430. - Just a little guy that flips a coin.

431. - He's just a little guy, I mean-

432. - Oh, he flips a little coin.

433. If heads-

434. - Heads.

435. - Your opponent becomes confused.

436. Whenever I flip a coin, I'm looking for the hands.

437. - Big question, of these three Pokemons-

438. - That's too hard, I can't.

439. - Who do you like the most?

440. - I like them all, I gotta catch 'em all.

441. - You gotta catch 'em all, I know.

442. - Ah, you're too good.

443. Okay, so the the best Pokemon is Snatchem.

444. But my favorite character is Sam, he's just a little guy.

445. - He's just a little guy.

446. - A little guy, I think this point goes to Nathan.

447. - Yay.

448. - Congratulations Nathan.

449. - You're a Pokemon Master now.

450. - He's just been here the whole time.

451. - Pandering to the host has served you in this instance.

452. - Yeah, even though you weren't the one picking.

453. - For you.

454. - This is your new host for "Game Changer."

455. It's Sam, he's just a little guy.

456. - Yeah, I like it better too.

457. Players, I'll be honest with you.

458. This whole subscription video OnDemand thing

459. is only working out so well.

460. So Dropout is getting into the next big thing,

461. breakfast cereals.

462. Ash, could I please have the cereal boxes?

463. - Oh my god.

464. - Of course.

465. - Puff Puff Pass goes to Nathan.

466. Granola But Sexy goes to Kiana.

467. Fuck the Roof of Your Mouth goes to Caldwell.

468. - That's great, thank you.

469. - These cereals need mascots.

470. And those mascots need catchphrases.

471. You have only three minutes before it's pencils down.

472. Favorite cereals, anybody?

473. - Remember that Rice Krispy Treat cereal?

474. - Oh, the best.

475. - Yeah, it didn't taste like Rice Krispy treats though.

476. Whatever sort of like conglobing agent they were using,

477. it had that like slightly different

478. plasticky marshmallow taste.

479. - Yeah, this is before sugar gave me literal palpitations.

480. - I'm gonna be honest, I just like plain Cheerios.

481. - I'm a Raisin Bran defender.

482. - Ooh.

483. - If we're going like boring cereals, Grape Nuts.

484. - Totally.

485. - It's all crunch baby.

486. - Totally, I like how we got more grownup.

487. If this is another me, Nathan, I swear to god.

488. - I'm gonna win the whole game.

489. I only wish I had drawn you more.

490. That's a great sound.

491. - That's 10, nine, eight, seven, six,

492. five, four, three,

493. two, one, and pencils down.

494. - Ooh.

495. - This time around, why don't Nathan, we start with you.

496. - Okay, I guess I should have come up with a name for him.

497. This is Nathan, the Puff Puff Pass sloth.

498. - Wow, what a likeness.

499. - And he's saying his famous catchphrase.

500. There, um, wait, what?

501. - That's really good. (laughing)

502. - And he is wearing a big shirt.

503. - It's really good.

504. - Oh look, the Big Shirt to boot.

505. - He loves the Big Shirt.

506. - He loves Big Shirt.

507. - Like that a lot, Kiana, what do you have in store for us?

508. - So I had Granola But Sexy.

509. - The perfect compliment.

510. - So I made a granola bar.

511. Who's sexy.

512. - She is amazing!

513. - Yeah, this is right at up my wheelhouse, honestly,

514. I'm glad I got this one.

515. - Wow, and what is she saying?

516. - "Eat me", I was thinking it could be,

517. I'm a GILF granola, I'd like to fuck.

518. - Oh my gosh.

519. - Caldwell, what do we got?

520. - So I had Fuck the Roof of your Mouth.

521. So I've drawn Whalin' Wally.

522. - Oh no.

523. - And his catchphrase is "Ow."

524. And then there was like supposed to be

525. a little game on the back, but he just left.

526. It says, "Fuck this, I quit."

527. - Because his mouth hurts so much.

528. - Yeah, because whales, they have baleen,

529. so they're not actually used

530. to the roof of their mouth getting stuff in it.

531. - Yeah, totally.

532. - And that's what the commercials are about,

533. is he's like, "I'm a whale, I eat krill.

534. Why are you making me eat this?"

535. And the kids are like, "You're gonna eat it,

536. and you're gonna like it."

537. - Instead of stealing the cereal,

538. they're forcing him to eat it.

539. - This particular point is going to go to GILF.

540. - Yes.

541. - But honestly all three of these, works of art.

542. - This triptych of like vice, sex, and violence here.

543. - Yes, yes. - The three primal needs.

544. - Drugs and sex and violence up here on stage.

545. All we need is rock and roll.

546. That's where I come in.

547. Players, it's time for your next challenge.

548. - We got big problems.

549. - Oh, god.

550. - We got big problems.

551. - Brennan, what's the problem?

552. - I'm fucked man.

553. - Tell me why.

554. - We were supposed to get a big monster

555. for the next season of Dimension 20.

556. We needed a big one, all right.

557. And right when we get the perfect sketch,

558. a big truck comes by and it smashes it to bits,

559. the big fight's

560. - No!

561. - The perfect final boss Monster.

562. So you need to think terrifying.

563. You need to think emotionally resonant.

564. - Oh my god.

565. - And it's gotta be an interesting mechanical fight.

566. - You heard it here first gang.

567. We need a last-minute monster.

568. Ash, could you please bring out the model clay.

569. - Oh boy. (breath heaving)

570. - Thank you.

571. - Now players you have, on the basis of those models,

572. character names, which you can use as the inspiration

573. for what you create.

574. Caldwell, what's your character name?

575. - Blorgan.

576. - Kiana, what about you?

577. - Charlie McJones.

578. - And Nathan.

579. - Frumptillius the Third.

580. - Good luck gang.

581. - We're doing the finale

582. for three different seasons tomorrow, so.

583. - Yeah gotcha, that makes sense.

584. - We keep it running pretty tight over there.

585. - Pretty tight.

586. - How would you feel about

587. it being an allegory for something?

588. - God, it's gotta be an allegory.

589. - You got it man, you got it.

590. - Gotta be an allegory.

591. - Ooh, comin' right up.

592. - Caldwell is totally prepared

593. to present you with just shapes.

594. - It's a dollar bill, and he's angry.

595. - So close to something we've done.

596. - (grunting) There we go.

597. - Caldwell, are you using the posing model?

598. - Oh, if I've learned anything

599. from playing a lot of D and D, you gotta think on your feet.

600. - Ooh.

601. - There you go.

602. - Here we go.

603. - Am I fucking you up?

604. - No, not at all.

605. - You're not fucking me up

606. anymore than the fact that I have

607. to make something out of clay and like-

608. - I feel like it's a little dream come true for you

609. to actually play Paul Hollywood.

610. - If you tell me it's very clever what I've done,

611. I am gonna lose my mind.

612. - There have been examples

613. of actual last minute minis on the set of Dimension 20.

614. For instance, Cat Tree.

615. - Cat Tree.

616. - Jujubee made that up in episode one.

617. It was there 24 hours later.

618. - Wow.

619. - What Rick and his team do, it's pretty miraculous.

620. And you guys have to do that good or better.

621. - Brennan, which player's making you the most mad recently?

622. Should I fuck up Murph?

623. - Fuck up Murph.

624. - Yeah, okay I got that one. - Fuck up Murph.

625. That's what I want to see. - How do you have a full body made?

626. He's gonna be shaking his head so much

627. - Players, that's gonna be 10,

628. nine, eight, seven, six,

629. five, four, three, two, one,

630. and clay down.

631. - Step away from your bakes, please.

632. - Step away from your bakes.

633. - Fire represents your life.

634. - Caldwell, let's start with you.

635. - Okay, this is Blorgan.

636. - So here are the things

637. that we have working for us, right?

638. Posability means action shots when we go to the mini shoots.

639. - Absolutely does.

640. - You can absolutely pose it.

641. Now, sword falling off in the middle.

642. - That's comedy though.

643. - Dragon head, fearsome.

644. We're hearkening back to mythology.

645. I love climate change on the chest.

646. - You do.

647. - Because, well here's the thing.

648. People are always saying about allegory is "Too subtle."

649. - I agree, you want it spelled out

650. like it's in a political cartoon.

651. So you have a ton going for you.

652. The way you are pronouncing Blorgan

653. rather than the more fantastical Blor-gone.

654. - That's just more soft.

655. Blorgan is just the name Morgan with a BL in front of it.

656. So I do have to take a point off for that.

657. - Kiana.

658. - My guy's name is Charlie McJones.

659. And I am incapable of hearing a Mc in any name

660. without thinking McDonald's.

661. So I made this guy.

662. - My god.

663. - He's a little skeleton.

664. - He's perfect.

665. He has flesh arms and legs, which is really disturbing.

666. That's the scary part.

667. And he also has a little burger.

668. - That ranged burger attack is very special.

669. And also, like most Irish people,

670. he has a sort of insectoid thorax.

671. - Of course, of course.

672. - And compound eyes,

673. which all the Mulligan cousins have as well.

674. So that's very special.

675. I think Charlie, I really dig Charlie McJones.

676. - Charlie McJones. - Really cool. Bravo.

677. - Can, can I pass?

678. Skip this one.

679. - You can't.

680. - Okay, Frumptillius the Third.

681. And he's sort of like a little freak.

682. - I gotta say I kind of love him.

683. - He does have a butt, and-

684. - Is that a weiner?

685. - He's the Third, so they're reproducing somehow.

686. - So the things that Frumptillius has going for him

687. is that monsters are supposed to strike fear

688. into your heart.

689. And I'm really upset by what I'm seeing.

690. - Yeah, absolutely, I fully agree.

691. So Brennan, which of these creatures

692. do you think you're taking

693. into your big Dimension 20 finale?

694. Nathan, while I'm doing this,

695. can you look more proud of yours?

696. On a practical level,

697. due to the artistry, the compactness

698. and the storytelling,

699. Charlie McJones is going to be our winner today.

700. - Charlie.

701. - Kiana, congratulations. - Can't argue with it.

702. - Brennan, thank you so, so, so much

703. for sticking around my friend.

704. - Hey buddy. - Nice meeting you.

705. - Thank you so much, Brennan.

706. - Awesome job, everybody.

707. - Players amazing work so far.

708. Does any of you know the date today?

709. - Is this the next game?

710. - It's the third.

711. It's my niece's birthday.

712. Gang, I am so sorry, but I promised her

713. a face painting party.

714. It's time that you save me, Uncle Sam,

715. from a serious family faux pas.

716. Introducing now three of her guests,

717. Luke, Savannah, and Jacqueline.

718. Kids, come on out.

719. Yeah, we did it, we did it, we did it, awesome.

720. So Luke.

721. - Yes.

722. - I'm gonna ask you to sit at the far chair over there.

723. Let's see. Savannah, let's put you right there.

724. And Jacqueline, let's put you in the middle.

725. Now I have the feeling that our kids may have a sense

726. of what they want face painted on them already.

727. Luke, what would you like?

728. - I want a cool looking tiger

729. who is going through a divorce.

730. - A cool looking tiger who's going through a divorce.

731. - Interesting choice.

732. - Yeah, I was always asking for that.

733. - Jacqueline, what about you?

734. - I want a stock trading floor.

735. - A stock trading floor.

736. - Oh, wow.

737. - What about you Savannah?

738. - My face, but smaller.

739. - Your face, but smaller.

740. Instructions clear, players?

741. - Yeah. - How did I get off easy

742. on this one?

743. - You have only three minutes, before its pencils down.

744. - Okay, wait, are you good at this?

745. - That's a great question.

746. - Luke, we are gonna find out.

747. - Be sure to make it pretty, because my mom says

748. she's gonna make me keep this on

749. for like three days or something.

750. - Three days, okay no pressure, no pressure.

751. - Okay, your face, but smaller.

752. - Yes.

753. - All right. I'm just gonna do this, the tear right there.

754. - What do you usually get?

755. - Butterflies.

756. - Butterflies.

757. - Yeah.

758. - And I do think the tiger's

759. maybe trying out some different like facial hairstyles.

760. - Do you have any favorite colors

761. that I can use?

762. - Can you get him to look out the window?

763. - Oh, I'll try my best.

764. I have to imagine it's not toxic.

765. There's probably gotta be a law about that.

766. - You need it smaller, your face.

767. - Yes.

768. - Yeah, like it's your face, but it's smaller.

769. - So you wanna be like a geologist?

770. - Yeah.

771. - That's really cool.

772. - Are you good at painting?

773. - Nope, but I'm doing my best just for you.

774. - Okay.

775. - Wow, you look like a tiger, buddy.

776. Wow.

777. - That's really good.

778. - That's really good.

779. - Nathan, that's really impressive.

780. - Thank you.

781. Usually you're looking at what you're drawing on,

782. and then you have to look back at the subject matter.

783. But I'm drawing on the subject matter.

784. - You know, if you can't be good, be funny.

785. - Like a Mr. Beast video.

786. - Like a Mr. Beast video?

787. - Yeah.

788. - Yeah, can't go wrong.

789. - Nine, eight, seven, six,

790. five, four, three-

791. - All right, we did it. - Two, one.

792. And brushes down, Players well done.

793. - Good job, you did great, you're a perfect canvas.

794. - Really great.

795. Caldwell, tell me about this cool tiger

796. who's going through a divorce.

797. - So I think the coolness is maybe a little subjective.

798. The tiger thinks he's cool,

799. because he's grown out the goatee

800. that his wife wouldn't let him have.

801. Actually Luke is modeling it really well,

802. which is the tiger, like looking in a mirror

803. and then kind of having a slow breakdown.

804. - It got on my lips.

805. - Luke, what do you think of this?

806. - I think it's good.

807. - Luke says it's good.

808. - Woo.

809. - Kiana, go ahead and hand your mirror to Jacqueline

810. and tell us about this, stock training floor.

811. - Here you go, you can hold that.

812. - Oh my god.

813. - All right, so I don't know anything about stocks.

814. I just know maybe there's like a little fun graph.

815. - Yes, for sure. - So I drew a graph.

816. - For sure, I see the- - And the stocks

817. - Fun graph. - Are going down.

818. And then I drew a little Jacqueline herself

819. on her own face in a suit, she's kind of the boss.

820. - I love this.

821. And Jacqueline, what do you think of this?

822. - It's funny, but it's great.

823. - Yeah, thanks, that means so much.

824. - Funny, but great, I love it.

825. Last but not least, Nathan.

826. - She wanted her face, but smaller.

827. - She did.

828. - What did she get?

829. - Wow, okay.

830. - Anything to say beyond that, Nathan?

831. - Well, it's her face, but smaller.

832. - Yeah, it certainly is.

833. - What do you think?

834. - Yeah, don't sugarcoat it.

835. - It's okay, but yeah.

836. - Yeah, it's okay.

837. Let's be honest here gang, I think all three of you

838. have done such a good job here.

839. I'm not sure I could single any one of you out.

840. I think points across the board.

841. Yeah, this round, you absolutely deserve it.

842. That brings us to the end of our show.

843. - Sorry, let's hold real quick everybody.

844. Is anybody driving a yellow Honda Fit?

845. - I am, that's my car.

846. - Oh, Sam, your car's getting towed.

847. - Every time I park in the middle of the street.

848. Players, I gotta go take care of this.

849. But in the meanwhile, please, whatever you do,

850. do not deface the back wall of the set, however you like.

851. I wouldn't be able to stop you for a whole 10 minutes.

852. - Okay.

853. - On your mark, get set, don't.

854. - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

855. - Oh yeah.

856. - Let's fuckin' do this.

857. - It's just a big gorilla, not Homer Simpson.

858. - You really gotta shake 'em.

859. - Oh, the red looks so nice.

860. This is such a bad idea, the shirt's so big.

861. - These fumes are really cool.

862. Is this okay?

863. - Should I do them on the other side?

864. - Yeah.

865. - You're so smart.

866. - You gotta use every piece of the meat.

867. There it is.

868. This is okay, right? (contestants laughing)

869. - Well, players, my car has been impound- oh no.

870. What did you do?

871. - Do you like it?

872. - Do you like it, we did it for you.

873. - Honestly, it's pretty cool.

874. - Yeah.

875. - Nathan, I love the-

876. - The King Kong.

877. - Yeah, grabbing a little me.

878. - There's just a symphony of dicks.

879. Just an absolute tribute to the phallus.

880. - I'm glad you noticed that, Sam

881. - Caldwell, the fact that you found two phalluses

882. in the loop de loop is really impressive.

883. I also love, "I kiled god."

884. - Now there's two I's?

885. - Kiled.

886. - Does it feel good to have your handwriting made fun of?

887. - I think for those alone,

888. this particular point is gonna go to you.

889. That brings us to the end of our show.

890. Our winner tonight, Kiana Mai.

891. Kiana, you win this little Bob Ross plant.

892. - Oh my god.

893. - Congratulations.

894. - We look the same. - Don't spend it all

895. in one place.

896. That does it for us here at "Game Changer."

897. I am your host, Sam Reich,

898. reminding you that adjusted for inflation

899. a picture is now worth 700 words.

900. Good night.