1. - Get ready for a "Game Changer!"Copy !req
2. Tonight's guests, alias
wet hair, messy face,Copy !req
3. it's Vic Michaelis!
(upbeat game show music)Copy !req
4. (laughs) That's just his buzzer
sound, it's Jacob Wysocki!Copy !req
5. - Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
6. - And Baba Booey,
Baba Booey, it's Lou Wilson!Copy !req
7. - I'm here!Copy !req
8. - And your host, me.Copy !req
9. I've been here the whole time.Copy !req
10. This is "Game Changer."Copy !req
11. The only game show where
the game changes every show.Copy !req
12. I am your host, Sam Reich.Copy !req
13. I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.Copy !req
14. Now, you all understand
how the game works.Copy !req
15. - No.
- No, Sam.Copy !req
16. - You know that we don't.Copy !req
17. - That's right, our players have no ideaCopy !req
18. what game it is they're about to play.Copy !req
19. The only way to learn is by playing.Copy !req
20. The only way to win is by learning,Copy !req
21. and the only way to begin is by beginning.Copy !req
22. So without further ado,Copy !req
23. let's begin by giving each
of our players 50 points.Copy !req
24. - Oh, hell yeah.
- Hey, point.Copy !req
25. - Players, Sam says-Copy !req
26. - Ugh!
- Touch your nose.Copy !req
27. - Already. It's just starting already.Copy !req
28. - Sam says, touch your head.Copy !req
29. - Oh no!Copy !req
30. - Touch your ear.Copy !req
31. - Uh-uh.Copy !req
32. - Easy, players, right? A game for babies!Copy !req
33. - You say that now and then
it's gonna get super hardCopy !req
34. and everyone's gonna think we're babies.Copy !req
35. - (laughs) Sam says, touch
two ears with one hand.Copy !req
36. That is points away from all three of you.Copy !req
37. - Why?
- I said two earsCopy !req
38. with one hand.Copy !req
39. - (sighs) Okay.
- It's fine, we all lost it.Copy !req
40. We're all still...Copy !req
41. - We're in the same playing fieldCopy !req
42. so it's basically if we
still have 50 points.Copy !req
43. - We are a united front.Copy !req
44. - Let's take this one player at a time.Copy !req
45. Jake, you played this game before.Copy !req
46. Lou, you've played it before.Copy !req
47. Vic, welcome to the world of Sam says.Copy !req
48. Beginning with you, Sam says,Copy !req
49. do something cringe.Copy !req
50. - (chuckles) Hmm.
- (whispers) No, it's fine.Copy !req
51. Can I have a dollar?
(Sam laughs)Copy !req
52. - What do you need a dollar for, Vic?Copy !req
53. - I just like, I don't have
any cash on me right now.Copy !req
54. Hey, guys.
- Hey, what's up?Copy !req
55. - Vic-
- Can I have a dollar?Copy !req
56. - I'm so sorry, but my wallet's upstairs.Copy !req
57. - Can you grab it?
- I don't, I mean it's like...Copy !req
58. - Sam, we're on camera.Copy !req
59. Can you go grab your wallet really quick?Copy !req
60. - Vic, do you need money?
- No.Copy !req
61. - Sam, can I please have a dollar?Copy !req
62. - Vic, I'm literally
blushing and cringing.Copy !req
63. I'm gonna send you back to your podium.Copy !req
64. - Does Sam say I can go back to my podium?Copy !req
65. - Yeah, Sam says you can
go back to your podium.Copy !req
66. - Thank you.
- Great job.Copy !req
67. (hands slapping)
- Oh!Copy !req
68. - Wow!Copy !req
69. Jake
(Jacob moans weakly)Copy !req
70. Sam says, do something cringe.Copy !req
71. - Mesa Jar Jar Binks.Copy !req
72. I just wanted to do an
impression of my favorite guy.Copy !req
73. - Short but sweet, Jake, I like it.Copy !req
74. Lou, Sam says, do something cringe.Copy !req
75. - I've always wanted to do a cartwheel.Copy !req
76. And I think breakdancing is super coolCopy !req
77. and I always had a dream
when I was in high schoolCopy !req
78. that I would lose a bunch
of weight over the summerCopy !req
79. and learn how to breakdance.
- Mm.Copy !req
80. - And so I'm gonna try
and do one earnestly.Copy !req
81. - Cool.Copy !req
82. - And I'm not looking at the cameraCopy !req
83. because I'm a little uncomfortable.Copy !req
84. - Shit.Copy !req
85. - Oh no!Copy !req
86. - I'm gonna try it one more time.Copy !req
87. (cast laughing)
- You were close.Copy !req
88. - Legs up a little bit more.Copy !req
89. - Legs up. Okay.Copy !req
90. - Just a little bit more
power off the ground.Copy !req
91. - Right.Copy !req
92. - There you go. Okay.
(Lou grunts in pain)Copy !req
93. - Three very solid entries.Copy !req
94. I think that is gonna go to the playerCopy !req
95. who made me legitimately
cringe the most, which is Vic.Copy !req
96. - Thank you.
(bell rings)Copy !req
97. - Players, Sam says, from now on,Copy !req
98. whenever a player curses, a
point goes in the swear jar.Copy !req
99. Thank you so much, Ash.
- Oh my gosh.Copy !req
100. - What's the cutoff for swears?Copy !req
101. - What's a swear?
- Are we like PG-13?Copy !req
102. - Great question. Damn is a swear.Copy !req
103. - Whoo!
- Whoa, PG rules.Copy !req
104. - It's a lot of fudges
'bout to get thrown around.Copy !req
105. - Sam says, dance.
(smooth electronic music)Copy !req
106. Sam says, freeze.
(music stops)Copy !req
107. Sam says, freeze whenever
you hear the word freeze,Copy !req
108. "Sam says" in front of it or not.Copy !req
109. Ready?
- No!Copy !req
110. - Simply a sentence my
brain doesn't understand.Copy !req
111. - And dance.Copy !req
112. - No, no, no, no!
(Sam and Jacob laughing)Copy !req
113. - I believe that it is
points away from Vic and Lou.Copy !req
114. - Shake it off.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
115. - But I think that Jake
caught on soon enough.Copy !req
116. Ready, players? Sam says, dance.Copy !req
117. - That's gonna be a point away from Vic.Copy !req
118. - What?
- Who continued to danceCopy !req
119. after I said freeze.
- Oh, right, but...Copy !req
120. Okay, right, right, right.
- "Sam says" or no.Copy !req
121. - And we get it. And we're
warming up is sort of the thing.Copy !req
122. (buzzer blares)
You know, we're warming up.Copy !req
123. Here we go. We got this!
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
124. - And Sam says, dance.Copy !req
125. - I don't know, so I'm
just gonna keep grooving.Copy !req
126. - Yeah, I was going...Copy !req
127. - Couldn't quite hear itCopy !req
128. and I know it's a trick, so I'm just-Copy !req
129. - Something something the point.Copy !req
130. - I'm sorry, players, that is
points away from Vic and Jake.Copy !req
131. (buzzer blares)
The music did say freeze.Copy !req
132. - Right, for sure.
- Naturally.Copy !req
133. - Sam says unfreezeCopy !req
134. and back to your podiums, please, players.Copy !req
135. Sam says, turn on a fetishist,Copy !req
136. starting with Jake.Copy !req
137. - You can't take this
back, just so you know.Copy !req
138. - Yeah, it's one of those things-Copy !req
139. - It's gonna be online
- where it's like,Copy !req
140. this is online.
- Yeah, exactly.Copy !req
141. - I'm gonna go niche.Copy !req
142. - That's the way to do it, I think.Copy !req
143. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
144. Bigger.Copy !req
145. Bigger!Copy !req
146. Make it bigger, bigger!Copy !req
147. Look how big my belly can get!Copy !req
148. Bigger!Copy !req
149. And then you can cum. You're allowed.Copy !req
150. Some people just like
when bellies get bigger.Copy !req
151. - Is that true?Copy !req
152. - It's like an inflatable thing.Copy !req
153. Some people put tubes up their ass.Copy !req
154. - Wow! (laughs)Copy !req
155. You learn something new every dayCopy !req
156. here on the "Game Changer" stage.Copy !req
157. Let's take one point of Jake'sCopy !req
158. and put it in the swear jar for ass.Copy !req
159. - Oh!
(cash register rings)Copy !req
160. No, it's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
161. - Jake, I don't want you to
see this is an attack on you,Copy !req
162. but I just do have to know.Copy !req
163. He said the other C-word.
- What's the other C-word?Copy !req
164. - It's the one that
comes out of a male's...Copy !req
165. - What are you doing right now, Lou?Copy !req
166. I fuckin'...Copy !req
167. - Hey, guys, guys.
(Sam and crew laughing)Copy !req
168. Let's stop, let's stop.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
169. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come
here, come here, come here.Copy !req
170. - Sorry, my man, sorry.
- What's going on?Copy !req
171. - I just need to know!
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
172. - I just had to get you back-
- Hey, hey, hey! Uh-uh, uh-uh!Copy !req
173. - Yeah, we're even?
- We're even.Copy !req
174. - There we go. Okay?
- We're even.Copy !req
175. - Thank you.
- We're even.Copy !req
176. I just had to get you back on one.Copy !req
177. - Guys, he's doing this to us!Copy !req
178. (Jacob wheeze laughs)
- He's doing this to us.Copy !req
179. - He is doing this to us.
- He wants this!Copy !req
180. - He wants this.
- For his little TV show,Copy !req
181. and we're not gonna do it.Copy !req
182. - Lou, what you got for me?Copy !req
183. - Just gonna go with a classic.Copy !req
184. - Whoa.
(Sam gasps)Copy !req
185. (Jacob hums sultry music)
- Oops.Copy !req
186. - Whoa, Lou. Oh my god.Copy !req
187. - Do you think you deserve it?Copy !req
188. And here it is. Your big prize.Copy !req
189. (Jacob vocalizes sexy music)
It's a winner!Copy !req
190. - Oh, wow.
- Ooh, ooh! (giggles)Copy !req
191. - Making use of the props
that aren't in play yet. Wow.Copy !req
192. - You can cum now.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
193. That's a good person.
- I really like it.Copy !req
194. - That's a good person! (laughs)Copy !req
195. - Vic.
- Yes.Copy !req
196. - Sam says, turn on a fetishist.Copy !req
197. - May I grab something?
- Go for it, Vic.Copy !req
198. - Hi, how you doing? You having fun today?Copy !req
199. This is fun.Copy !req
200. This is a really great
setup that you have here,Copy !req
201. I think, in general.Copy !req
202. - Oh, okay.
- Um, okay.Copy !req
203. Okay, hi. (slaps hands)Copy !req
204. All right, I-
- What?Copy !req
205. - All right, we've seen this before.Copy !req
206. - Thank you so much. Okay, are you ready?Copy !req
207. Oops. (laughs)
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
208. Oh no!
(food crushes underfoot)Copy !req
209. Oh no, the water cup. It's full!Copy !req
210. (water splashes)
Oops!Copy !req
211. Oopsie! You can cum now.Copy !req
212. - It's so early to have wet
feet for the rest of the show.Copy !req
213. - I am not sure I know
what that fetish is.Copy !req
214. - Like stepping on stuff?
- Stepping on stuff?Copy !req
215. - Oh yeah. I know about
this through my DMs.Copy !req
216. - I think we're gonna say
that point goes to Vic.Copy !req
217. (bell rings)
- Thank you.Copy !req
218. - And I'm so sorry, Lou.Copy !req
219. - Did you not say "Sam says"Copy !req
220. before I did all that foot stuff?Copy !req
221. - (giggles guilefully) I do have to say-Copy !req
222. - I showed them my feet, Sam!
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
223. I showed them my feet for nothing?Copy !req
224. - You have-
- Cum!Copy !req
225. - Don't.
- We can say cum.Copy !req
226. - We can say cum.Copy !req
227. That's true.
- Oh.Copy !req
228. - Cum's on the table.
- Cum!Copy !req
229. - Cum's the new F-word, all right?Copy !req
230. - Cum.Copy !req
231. - What if we all just, we
gave everybody a countdownCopy !req
232. like a three, two, one, and
then we told 'em to cum.Copy !req
233. - And then just a big one?Copy !req
234. - Like just a classic group JOI, okay?Copy !req
235. - Yeah, okay.Copy !req
236. - Three, two, one,Copy !req
237. Cum!Copy !req
238. - Players, Sam says, pull
out your buzzers, please,Copy !req
239. and place them atop your podium.Copy !req
240. We're gonna play a little buzzer game.Copy !req
241. Sam says, buzz in if you know the answer.Copy !req
242. What is the capital of Ohio?Copy !req
243. - Bingo!
- Lou.Copy !req
244. - Cincinnati.Copy !req
245. - I only said "buzz in."
I did not say answer.Copy !req
246. So that is a point away from you,Copy !req
247. (buzzer blares)
bringing you to 46.Copy !req
248. - Okay, okay.
- Sam says,Copy !req
249. answer if you know the answer.Copy !req
250. What is the capital of Ohio?Copy !req
251. - Columbus.
- That is correct, Vic,Copy !req
252. and that is a point for you.
(bell rings)Copy !req
253. I didn't say buzz in and answer.Copy !req
254. - Are we together? Are we together?Copy !req
255. I just wanna check in real quick.Copy !req
256. - 'Cause, no, no, no,
here's what it is, right?Copy !req
257. I'm getting these points,
and then I can pass-Copy !req
258. - What are you at? What
are you at right now?Copy !req
259. - No, it does not matter.Copy !req
260. I'm saying-
- What are you at right now?Copy !req
261. Tell me how many points you have.Copy !req
262. - No, Lou, hey, hey, hey-Copy !req
263. - Sam says, buzz in and answer
if you know the question,Copy !req
264. what is the capital of Ohio?Copy !req
265. (buzzer buzzes)
Vic.Copy !req
266. - I know the question.
- And it is?Copy !req
267. - I was not listening.
(laughs) I didn't get that far.Copy !req
268. - That is, of course,
the sound of the buzzer.Copy !req
269. - (laughs) Jake.Copy !req
270. - What's the capital of Ohio?
- That is correct,Copy !req
271. and that's a point for Jake.
- Fuck, right neighborhood.Copy !req
272. - Sam says, buzz in and
answer if you know the answer,Copy !req
273. what is the capital of Idaho?Copy !req
274. (buzzer buzzes)
Vic.Copy !req
275. - Boise.
- That is a point for Vic.Copy !req
276. (bell rings)
Well done, Vic,Copy !req
277. and I'm gonna take that
point away from you-Copy !req
278. - Sam!Copy !req
279. - Because you said "fuck."Copy !req
280. - Our blood pressure is bad right now.Copy !req
281. - I'm sweating.
- I just know that.Copy !req
282. - We've literally got a PA
on each of you this episodeCopy !req
283. just in case we miss anything.Copy !req
284. - Who's the PA on me, and
how much money do you want?Copy !req
285. - Whoa!
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
286. - Players, Sam says, do
something cool in slow-moCopy !req
287. starting with Lou.Copy !req
288. - Can we go on a trip? Let's go.Copy !req
289. Hey. c'mere. Come on,
let's get outta here.Copy !req
290. We'll get that.Copy !req
291. All right, thank you,
everybody, for your patience.Copy !req
292. I'm gonna smack one of these
cookies and make it explodeCopy !req
293. in a fun kinda way.
- Cool.Copy !req
294. - Do you want me to do it towards you?Copy !req
295. - I'll take it towards me.Copy !req
296. Let me just set it up for you real quick.Copy !req
297. - Okay, great.Copy !req
298. - Go ahead.
- All right.Copy !req
299. - I got it.Copy !req
300. - Getting our cameraman
covered in cookie dust.Copy !req
301. - Damn, you got blasted!
(Sam laughing gleefully)Copy !req
302. I know what's about to
happen, and I'm so upset.Copy !req
303. - That is one point from Jake
into the swear jar for damn.Copy !req
304. Vic, what you got for me?
- Can you follow me down?Copy !req
305. - What's this gonna be? I'm so excited.Copy !req
306. - On you.
- So...Copy !req
307. Okay guys, I just wanna...Copy !req
308. - Damn!
- That was cool.Copy !req
309. - Oh!
- Wow!Copy !req
310. - This swear jar.Copy !req
311. - That is one point-
- Thank you.Copy !req
312. - in the swear jar from Lou for damn.Copy !req
313. - This is so cool.
- Great entry, Vic.Copy !req
314. Jake, Sam says do
something cool in slow-mo.Copy !req
315. - Cool, can we just kinda
get like, a frame right here?Copy !req
316. Just kinda straight on. Cool.Copy !req
317. Ah!Copy !req
318. - Wow!Copy !req
319. - Cum, that looked cool.
- Cum, yeah!Copy !req
320. - Cum, yeah!Copy !req
321. - I think that's gonna
look pretty cool, Jake.Copy !req
322. I really do.
- 'Cause I'm gonna cum.Copy !req
323. - I do think that that
point has to go to Lou.Copy !req
324. (bell rings)
And sorry, Vic.Copy !req
325. I didn't say "Sam says."
- Sam says!Copy !req
326. (buzzer blares)
Okay, no, it's fine.Copy !req
327. - That is gonna be-
- It's fine. It's good.Copy !req
328. - a point away from you.Copy !req
329. - I think what you guys
both did was awesome.Copy !req
330. - No, that was so good.
(hands slap)Copy !req
331. - See, we're all so different,
but we're all so brilliant.Copy !req
332. - We're all so brilliant.
- So brilliant.Copy !req
333. - Sam says, make a prediction
about the rest of the episode.Copy !req
334. Players, you each have inside your drawersCopy !req
335. a slip of paper and a paper.Copy !req
336. Sam says, pull those out and
make a written predictionCopy !req
337. about something that's gonna
happen before the episode ends.Copy !req
338. Lou's had this challenge once before.Copy !req
339. - And I don't like it.
(Sam laughs)Copy !req
340. - I don't know if I did that right.Copy !req
341. - Sam says, go aheadCopy !req
342. and drop that in this
little pouch here, Lou.Copy !req
343. Sam says, go for it, Jake.Copy !req
344. - Do you think people are
gonna be mean about my feet?Copy !req
345. - People are gonna be
weird about your feet.Copy !req
346. - Thank you very much.Copy !req
347. - Those comments are gonna be wild.Copy !req
348. - Sam says, decode the image.Copy !req
349. Players, inside your drawers,Copy !req
350. you will find a pair of decoder glasses.Copy !req
351. Please put those on and follow
the instruction therein.Copy !req
352. Sam says, put on your decoder glassesCopy !req
353. and follow the instruction therein.Copy !req
354. - You son of a cum, there's no way.Copy !req
355. - Good job, players.Copy !req
356. You can go ahead and put those
away. Thank you very much.Copy !req
357. - Who do you think we are?
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
358. - Sam says, you can go aheadCopy !req
359. and put your decoder glasses
away, thank you very much.Copy !req
360. Sam says, do something
great for the season trailerCopy !req
361. starting with Vic.Copy !req
362. - Is it real cash?Copy !req
363. - I'd show something like that, maybe.Copy !req
364. - Yeah, I like it, Vic.
- Just, you know, like-Copy !req
365. - I like it. Way to think on your feet.Copy !req
366. Jake, what are we thinking?Copy !req
367. - Are you serious?Copy !req
368. You're gonna put that on the
board right now? That's fucked.Copy !req
369. I'm sorry, I gotta go. That's so fucked.Copy !req
370. Fucking put it...Copy !req
371. No, it's not funny, Sam! It's not funny!Copy !req
372. You hit a nerve, okay?Copy !req
373. I'm sorry, everybody. I'm sorry.Copy !req
374. Uh, I'm gonna go.Copy !req
375. Stupid, you're all stupid.Copy !req
376. - That was a total
punch to you and I.Copy !req
377. - That should cut good.
(Sam and crew laughing)Copy !req
378. - That was one hell of a
performance, Jake. Three?Copy !req
379. - Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
380. - It wouldn't have read the
same, probably, with fudges.Copy !req
381. - Mmf.
- Lou.Copy !req
382. - I'm not just gonna do something-Copy !req
383. - Sam says, do something
great for the season trailer.Copy !req
384. - No. (chuckles)Copy !req
385. - This time I'm the
confetti machine. (blows)Copy !req
386. Ugh! (spits confetti)
(crew laughing)Copy !req
387. Ugh, ugh, guys, it's in my mouth!Copy !req
388. - Incredible entry! That's fantastic.Copy !req
389. - Great stuff.
- Oh, you okay?Copy !req
390. (laughs) Still with one shoe.Copy !req
391. Great entries across the board.Copy !req
392. I do think I'm gonna have to go with Lou.Copy !req
393. - Absolutely.
(bell rings)Copy !req
394. - And take another point
away from you, Jake,Copy !req
395. because I didn't say "Sam says."Copy !req
396. (buzzer blares)
- I don't care.Copy !req
397. - I think that's a good attitude.Copy !req
398. - If I start to care, I'm gonna go mad.Copy !req
399. - Sam says, don't look now,Copy !req
400. but here is a pig in a little hat.Copy !req
401. This is Henry. Henry is 100 pounds.Copy !req
402. - Oh.
- Roughly the sizeCopy !req
403. of one and 1/2 corgis.Copy !req
404. Henry is wearing a little homemade hat.Copy !req
405. - What kinda hat?Copy !req
406. - It's a little cowboy hat.Copy !req
407. - Oh man!Copy !req
408. - Henry, just like a dog,Copy !req
409. wags his little tail when he's happy.Copy !req
410. - Is he doing it right now?Copy !req
411. - It's going like a helicopter.Copy !req
412. - Stop.
- You're hurting us, Sam!Copy !req
413. Wait, you brought something beautiful hereCopy !req
414. and made us not look at it for points!Copy !req
415. - If we all look at it, it's
like none of us lost a point.Copy !req
416. - Yeah, let's all look at it. Ready?Copy !req
417. Three, two-
- No, I'm holding on two.Copy !req
418. - United front, united front!
- United front!Copy !req
419. - United front!Copy !req
420. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you.Copy !req
421. - Come on, bud.
(calls pig with kissy sounds)Copy !req
422. - Bye, Henry.
- You're the best.Copy !req
423. - Bye, Henry.Copy !req
424. - Sorry, players, but that's
just how the game works.Copy !req
425. - I can't wait to watch this episode.Copy !req
426. - Sam says, a little memory exercise.Copy !req
427. Sam says, from now until I say stop,Copy !req
428. precede every instruction
with one that came before it.Copy !req
429. - Okay.
(Lou sighs in exhaustion)Copy !req
430. - Sam says, blow a raspberry.Copy !req
431. Sam says do a jig.Copy !req
432. Sam says, puff out your cheeks.Copy !req
433. For this next one, skip the jig.Copy !req
434. Sam says, howl like a wolf.Copy !req
435. - Bravo, players. (claps)Copy !req
436. You didn't fall into my trap there.Copy !req
437. - Never.Copy !req
438. - Sam says, dedicate
the episode to someoneCopy !req
439. starting with Jake.Copy !req
440. - Hi, I'm Jake Wysocki.Copy !req
441. I'd love to dedicate this episodeCopy !req
442. to the Marine Mammal Institute
in San Pedro, California.Copy !req
443. They keep seals feeling healthy.Copy !req
444. - That's so nice, Jake.Copy !req
445. Very wholesome and a worthy dedication.Copy !req
446. I like that a lot.Copy !req
447. Vic, salmon says, dedicate
the episode to somebody.Copy !req
448. - I would like to dedicate this episodeCopy !req
449. to the Delta Airlines flight agentCopy !req
450. who insisted that despite
paying for seats together,Copy !req
451. we shouldn't get them because sometimesCopy !req
452. you kill 'em with kindness.Copy !req
453. Sheryl, this is for you.Copy !req
454. - Way to make that personal, Vic.Copy !req
455. - Thank you.
- Lou, Sam says,Copy !req
456. dedicate the episode to somebody.Copy !req
457. - I wanna dedicate this
episode to my two best friends,Copy !req
458. Jacob Wysocki and Vic Michaelis.Copy !req
459. (crew laughing)
Sam-Copy !req
460. Sam's trying to pit us against each other.Copy !req
461. But we love each other so
much, and we don't give a cumCopy !req
462. what anyone does to
say that each one of usCopy !req
463. is in a different station.
(Jacob grunts angrily)Copy !req
464. We're one family fighting
with one voice for one cause.Copy !req
465. - Yep. For sure, for sure.Copy !req
466. - This one goes out to my best bros.Copy !req
467. (hands slap)
Love you guys.Copy !req
468. - Love you.Copy !req
469. - Sam says, stop the memory exercise.Copy !req
470. That'll be a point for LouCopy !req
471. and points away from Jake and Vic.Copy !req
472. - For sure, for sure.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
473. - And unfortunately, an
additional point away from Vic.Copy !req
474. - Yeah.Copy !req
475. - Because I said "salmon says."Copy !req
476. - Salmon says? Of course.
- I said, "salmon says."Copy !req
477. - Absolutely.
- Thank you, players.Copy !req
478. Very moving dedications.
Moving right along.Copy !req
479. Sam says, don't flinch.Copy !req
480. - (yelps) Fuck you, dude!
Honestly, take the point.Copy !req
481. Oh, ah!Copy !req
482. - Well, that's not fair.Copy !req
483. - You've gone too far.
- And it's fine.Copy !req
484. It was good. That was good.Copy !req
485. - You should be reined
in, but that was good.Copy !req
486. - I wrote that on my prediction card.Copy !req
487. Just sayin'.
- I'm so sorry, Lou.Copy !req
488. - No, it's okay.
- I do have to take a pointCopy !req
489. away from you for cursing right now.Copy !req
490. - That's okay. You can have that one.Copy !req
491. Hey, let me tell you,
the day I don't curseCopy !req
492. when a body falls from
the sky, call somebody.Copy !req
493. - Yeah.Copy !req
494. - Sam says, place your buzzers
atop your podiums once more.Copy !req
495. Sam says, it's "Jeopardy" rules now.Copy !req
496. I'll perform the action.Copy !req
497. You tell me what the Sam
says would have been.Copy !req
498. - Cool.Copy !req
499. - Jake.
- What is, Sam says jump?Copy !req
500. - That works for me.Copy !req
501. - It's "Jeopardy" rules.
(bell rings)Copy !req
502. - Additional point for Jake. Next up.Copy !req
503. (buzzer buzzes)
Vic.Copy !req
504. - What is, Sam says jump twice?Copy !req
505. - That is correct. That
is a point for Vic.Copy !req
506. Well done.
(bell rings)Copy !req
507. Last one, players.Copy !req
508. Fuck.Copy !req
509. (buzzer buzzes)
Vic.Copy !req
510. - What is, Sam says,Copy !req
511. halfheartedly jump once and then curse?Copy !req
512. - Not what I had in mind,
Vic, but I do like it a lot.Copy !req
513. I think I'll give it to you, Vic.Copy !req
514. The answer I was looking
for was simply jump.Copy !req
515. You can go ahead and put
your buzzers away, gang.Copy !req
516. Sam says you can go ahead and
put your buzzers away, gang.Copy !req
517. Sam says, roast me starting with Lou.Copy !req
518. - I'm scared. He pays us.Copy !req
519. - I got your back.
- That's right. No, hey, hey-Copy !req
520. - You guys are gonna be really mean.Copy !req
521. - If you're gonna gauge
how hard we're gonna go.Copy !req
522. - Mm-hmm?Copy !req
523. - Let's fucking go for
like, an 8 out of 10.Copy !req
524. - Yeah.
- 8 out of 10?Copy !req
525. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
526. - Let's fucking go, oh. (sighs softly)Copy !req
527. - Yeah, just shoot for the Moon,Copy !req
528. and even if you miss you'll
land amongst the stars.Copy !req
529. - Let's go for it.Copy !req
530. - Can I borrow that fan?
- Yeah.Copy !req
531. - Hey, what's going on, everybody at home?Copy !req
532. I wanna talk to you about a
guy. His name, Sammy Reich.Copy !req
533. Now, of course, Sam Reich is
the CEO and face of Dropout.Copy !req
534. But something else you
should know about SamCopy !req
535. is that his father, Robert Reich,Copy !req
536. worked for the Clinton
Administration in economics.Copy !req
537. His son makes comedians'
lives a living hell.Copy !req
538. And at least, last I checked,
drives a yellow Ford Fit, so.Copy !req
539. - (laughs) It's a Honda Fit!Copy !req
540. - I'm sure his father's proud.Copy !req
541. - (laughs) Really liked that a lot, Lou.Copy !req
542. We are gonna take one point
away from you for hell.Copy !req
543. And one point away from Jake.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
544. - Guys, that's tough. That's really hard.Copy !req
545. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
546. - The PAs
say that it was twice.Copy !req
547. - I mean, if the PA said, I
think it has to be two points.Copy !req
548. That sucks. Man, I hate that.Copy !req
549. - This is not united, Vic.Copy !req
550. - Jake, Sam says, roast me.Copy !req
551. - Can I?
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
552. - What's up, Comedy Central?
That was David Hasselhoff.Copy !req
553. You know everybody's
wondering, "Where's Sam?Copy !req
554. It's his roast."Copy !req
555. He's in his bedroom
filming a YouTube Short.Copy !req
556. How will we know when he's here?Copy !req
557. Just listen for the cackleCopy !req
558. that sounds like a thrifted teakettle.Copy !req
559. Sam's a bit of a mommy's boy.Copy !req
560. - Oh boy.Copy !req
561. - We all know how comedy works.Copy !req
562. Exploit the people you love for content.Copy !req
563. That's exactly how you sell subscriptions.Copy !req
564. Anyways-
- I feel guilty.Copy !req
565. - I've been Jake Wysocki.
Coming up next, Brendan Schaub.Copy !req
566. - That was tough to beat,
I'll be honest. Vic.Copy !req
567. - Please give it up for
Jacob Wysocki. How funny.Copy !req
568. It's hard going second, right?Copy !req
569. And what's the animal you're in?Copy !req
570. The bears are suing him for
sort of vibe appropriation,Copy !req
571. which has been been tough.Copy !req
572. Hey, can I get an ah?Copy !req
573. - Ah.
- Don't scream at me, Sam.Copy !req
574. Okay, so listen, the man of the hour.Copy !req
575. I just genuinely wanna say
from the bottom of my heart,Copy !req
576. I appreciate you and
everything that you doCopy !req
577. despite the fact that
you kinda have the vibeCopy !req
578. that your kids call
you by your first name.Copy !req
579. I wanna just say like, I
really, really appreciate that.Copy !req
580. - That's very funny.Copy !req
581. - And I hope they wanna spend less timeCopy !req
582. at their mom's house, yeah?Copy !req
583. - Way to go, Vic.Copy !req
584. I do think I am going to
give that point to Jake,Copy !req
585. who I think did the most
thorough job roasting me.Copy !req
586. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
587. - And take a point away from
Vic because I didn't say,Copy !req
588. "Sam says."
- Says.Copy !req
589. And that's gonna sorta
be, I think, my thing.Copy !req
590. - Players, Sam says, rescue
me from the paparazzi.Copy !req
591. - Give us a photo, Sam!
(camera shutters snapping)Copy !req
592. - No, no!
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
593. - Knock it off!
- Get outta here!Copy !req
594. Get outta here!
(paparazzi clamoring)Copy !req
595. You guys, get outta here!
- This is stupid!Copy !req
596. - You're good, you're
good! He's done, he's done!Copy !req
597. - Hold on, hold on, hold-
(camera shutters snapping)Copy !req
598. Hold on! Stop it!Copy !req
599. - What's up? What's up?
- Look at me!Copy !req
600. - I have a family!
- You can't print this!Copy !req
601. (camera shutters snapping)
This is explicit!Copy !req
602. - We'll catch you slipping.
- I have a family!Copy !req
603. - We'll
catch you slipping, Sam!Copy !req
604. - How's it going, Ryan?
- How's it going, Jake?Copy !req
605. - Hey, nice to see you, Ryan. Be well.Copy !req
606. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
607. You safe? Is he safe?
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
608. - Everybody,
let's hold real quick.Copy !req
609. We're getting some
interference on the mics.Copy !req
610. - My mic literally dropped.
I think it might be.Copy !req
611. - Sam, it's not you.Copy !req
612. Could we just have the rest
of the cast test for us?Copy !req
613. - Are you sure it's not?Copy !req
614. Because literally my
mic pack is right there.Copy !req
615. - It's off of his body.Copy !req
616. - It's not.
- Okay.Copy !req
617. Lou, give us a quick test.Copy !req
618. - I truly can't tell what's real anymore.Copy !req
619. - Was it Jake?
- I'm real.Copy !req
620. - Jake, can you give us a test?Copy !req
621. - One, two, three.Copy !req
622. Buckle my shoe.
- Vic?Copy !req
623. - That is points awayCopy !req
624. from Lou and Jake.
- I'm gonna kill your...Copy !req
625. - No, that's not fair, dude!
- Exactly, exactly, dude!Copy !req
626. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
627. And you, you!
- That's not okay man!Copy !req
628. - I'm fucking done!Copy !req
629. Everyone behind these
cameras is fucking over!Copy !req
630. If you're in a hole
dying, I won't be there!Copy !req
631. - I'll help ya.Copy !req
632. - Well done defending me
from the paparazzi, gang.Copy !req
633. Lou, that's gonna be three points awayCopy !req
634. for his reaction to losing points.Copy !req
635. (buzzer blares)
- If I could take 'em for you,Copy !req
636. I would.
- Watch it, all right?Copy !req
637. - Players, Sam says, propose
a visual effect to go hereCopy !req
638. starting with Vic.Copy !req
639. - As I'm sort of talking to you
and having this conversationCopy !req
640. I am slowly morphing into Miley CyrusCopy !req
641. as her character Hannah Montana,Copy !req
642. and as I continue to talk,
(chimes twinkle)Copy !req
643. the Hannah Montana of her fades awayCopy !req
644. (tender pop music)
sort of as she gets olderCopy !req
645. and realizes that she
doesn't have to pretendCopy !req
646. to be somebody else, much
like us as we get olderCopy !req
647. realize that we don't
have to be somebody else.Copy !req
648. Her song, "The Climb,"Copy !req
649. but sort of like an off-brand
version of that plays.Copy !req
650. And I as Miley just sort
of fade and disappear.Copy !req
651. - Oh, Poetic, Vic.
- Thank you.Copy !req
652. I appreciate you saying that.
- I liked that a lot.Copy !req
653. Jake, Sam says, propose a
visual effect to go here.Copy !req
654. - I think I'm gonna do one for me.Copy !req
655. - Love that.Copy !req
656. - And make a dream of mine come true.Copy !req
657. - Mm.
- Let's go.Copy !req
658. - Here's the order of
operations that will happen,Copy !req
659. and then I'll act it out.
- Cool.Copy !req
660. - It'd like to get hit
with an energy beam.Copy !req
661. - Okay.
- And I wanna go Super Saiyan,Copy !req
662. and I want the hair and the
like. (mimics energy whooshing)Copy !req
663. - Oh!
- Pretty sick.Copy !req
664. - And then maybe I shoot a beam.Copy !req
665. - Ooh, love that.
- Oh yeah!Copy !req
666. - If that's okay.Copy !req
667. - Hit 'em with a Spirit Bomb, baby.Copy !req
668. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
669. - Awesome, I'm in.
- Cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
670. - Should we get out of his shot for this?Copy !req
671. - Yeah, this is all you baby.
- Yeah, cool, cool, cool,Copy !req
672. cool, cool.
- Let it rain.Copy !req
673. - So the beam comes.Copy !req
674. You haven't seen all my powers.Copy !req
675. (scoffs) Is that all you got?Copy !req
676. - Hell yeah!Copy !req
677. Love that, Jake!
(ki energy sword unsheathes)Copy !req
678. - Is there a sword at the end?Copy !req
679. - Yeah, it was a sword
at the end like Trunks.Copy !req
680. Like Trunks's sword. (shouts)Copy !req
681. - I love that.Copy !req
682. - What a performance to boot!Copy !req
683. - That was pretty good.
- Holy shit!Copy !req
684. Tough to beat, Lou.Copy !req
685. Sam says, propose a
visual effect to go here.Copy !req
686. - Okay, all right, so here
we are. We're back again.Copy !req
687. (snaps fingers rhythmically)
I'm snappin', all right?Copy !req
688. This is the core right here.
(groovy dramatic music)Copy !req
689. Now, of course we're gonna haveCopy !req
690. a little Steven Soderbergh boxCopy !req
691. that kinda flies off into the corner.Copy !req
692. That's of my pointsCopy !req
693. because that's what it's
always been about, baby.Copy !req
694. It's about getting those points back.Copy !req
695. Now we're gonna have a little
quick Steven Soderbergh boxCopy !req
696. of my foot to remind everyone
all the things we've doneCopy !req
697. to get up to this point, how
much it's taken to get here.Copy !req
698. Baby, here goes the heist.Copy !req
699. So now we're gonna follow
me, right? I'm on the move.Copy !req
700. I'm kinda the mastermind
of this whole thing,Copy !req
701. and so I'm kinda walkin' and talkin'Copy !req
702. explaining the heist to you guys.Copy !req
703. - Uh-huh.
- 'Cause together,Copy !req
704. we're all gonna use our
talents to make this happen.Copy !req
705. You're gonna hack into the mainframe.Copy !req
706. - We're in.
- You're the cat burglarCopy !req
707. who's gonna do the cat burglar stuff.Copy !req
708. - Meow.Copy !req
709. - I'm sitting here. I've
got the call, it's time.Copy !req
710. So then we're gonna walk back down.Copy !req
711. - Whoa.Copy !req
712. - This is now the main Steven
Soderbergh box is me walking.Copy !req
713. We're seeing the points again.
We're seeing the foot again.Copy !req
714. We're seeing Jacob on the computer.Copy !req
715. - We're in.Copy !req
716. - And we're seeing Vic doing the thing.Copy !req
717. - Meow.Copy !req
718. - I'm gonna have a cup of coffeeCopy !req
719. because that's just how cool I am.Copy !req
720. (music abruptly stops)
(sips) Delicious.Copy !req
721. Now it's all gonna crash into one,Copy !req
722. and we're gonna do kind of
like a transform effect,Copy !req
723. and we're gonna see that this
point total is no longer 42.Copy !req
724. (bell rings)
But 43,Copy !req
725. and I love it when a plan comes together.Copy !req
726. - Wow.
(cast clapping)Copy !req
727. - Let's give that point
to Lou Wilson. Lou-Copy !req
728. - Yeah.
- That was fun.Copy !req
729. Thanks for letting us be a part of it.Copy !req
730. - Thanks for being in it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
731. - Sam says, don't look now,
but here is a nude pictureCopy !req
732. of my father playing the flute.Copy !req
733. - Okay. Might be culturally interesting.Copy !req
734. - The former Secretary
of Labor Robert Reich,Copy !req
735. penis out and everything.Copy !req
736. - Is it real?
- It's real.Copy !req
737. (Lou chuckles)
- Why do you have that?Copy !req
738. - Yeah, why do you have that?Copy !req
739. - Can I ask where you got that?Copy !req
740. - In a garden setting playing the fluteCopy !req
741. as if he were a little garden gnome.Copy !req
742. - Oh.
- Oh...Copy !req
743. - How big's the hog?
(Sam and crew laughing)Copy !req
744. - Gotta know.
- Gotta know.Copy !req
745. - Garden gnome.Copy !req
746. - Sam says, meet puppet me,Copy !req
747. otherwise known as Zam Reich.
(upbeat game show music)Copy !req
748. - Whoa!
(Lou laughing joyously)Copy !req
749. - Wow, that's pretty wonderful.Copy !req
750. - That's pretty great.Copy !req
751. - With the podium and everything!Copy !req
752. - Hi, Zam!
- Hi, how are you?Copy !req
753. - He talks?
- Yeah, sure do.Copy !req
754. And by the way, you look amazing.Copy !req
755. - You look amazing!
- You look amazing.Copy !req
756. - I was just about to say the same thing.Copy !req
757. - The repartee!Copy !req
758. - Now, Sam says, your trigger phrasesCopy !req
759. are "Zam says" coming from ZamCopy !req
760. and "Sam says" coming from me.Copy !req
761. - Double time.Copy !req
762. - Ready, and Zam, take it away.Copy !req
763. - Zam says cry.Copy !req
764. A lot of pathos.
(Lou sobs)Copy !req
765. Zam says stop.Copy !req
766. - Sam says cry.Copy !req
767. - I just really wish we were all tied.Copy !req
768. - Zam says stop.Copy !req
769. - Sam says stop.Copy !req
770. - Zam says stop.Copy !req
771. - Guys, Sam says stop.Copy !req
772. - Zam, they're not stopping.
Didn't Zam say stop?Copy !req
773. - Zam did. Zam said, "Sam said stop."Copy !req
774. What did Sam say?Copy !req
775. - Oh, I see. If Zam says, "Sam says stop."Copy !req
776. - Mm-hmm.
- And Zam says,Copy !req
777. "Sam says stop..."
- Then they should not-Copy !req
778. - Right.
- Have stopped.Copy !req
779. Except that Sam did just
say, "Sam said stop."Copy !req
780. This is really confusing.Copy !req
781. - And it's enough to
give you brain freeze.Copy !req
782. - The freeze thing was
still in effect from before.Copy !req
783. - From dancing. No, no, no, come on.Copy !req
784. We got this, we got this.Copy !req
785. - Thank you very much, puppet Sam,Copy !req
786. otherwise known as Zam.
- Thank you, real Sam.Copy !req
787. - Now Vic, I think I caught you stoppingCopy !req
788. in the middle there so that's-Copy !req
789. - Sure, sure, sure, sure.
- a point away from you.Copy !req
790. Jake, I think I caught you not
stopping at the bitter end.Copy !req
791. - Yeah.Copy !req
792. - So that is a point away from you.Copy !req
793. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
794. - Lou has it right.Copy !req
795. You were in fact supposed to freezeCopy !req
796. whenever hear the word
"freeze" Sam says or no.Copy !req
797. That's a point away from all three of you.Copy !req
798. Sam says, embrace a new look
for the rest of the game.Copy !req
799. If I could have the wardrobe, please.Copy !req
800. - Oh, this is fun.
- Hello!Copy !req
801. - Hey.
- Okay!Copy !req
802. - Players, go ahead at once.Copy !req
803. Decide whatever look you'd like to adoptCopy !req
804. for the rest of the game.Copy !req
805. Entirely up to you.Copy !req
806. I will be giving a point to my favorite.Copy !req
807. Sam says go for it.
(energetic electronic music)Copy !req
808. - Yes, please.
- This is gonna be so hot.Copy !req
809. - Oh, that's great.
- Just a little bit like,Copy !req
810. yeah, for sure.
(lively music)Copy !req
811. - Oh shit. (laughs)
(crew laughing)Copy !req
812. - This is criminal.
- You know what it is?Copy !req
813. I think the tail wins Lou this point.Copy !req
814. I think this goes to Lou.Copy !req
815. - I've done a lot for fetishists today,Copy !req
816. so I'll take that one.Copy !req
817. I'll take that one comfortably.Copy !req
818. - Players, Sam says dance.Copy !req
819. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
820. - The fact that you end it with,Copy !req
821. "And if you're still dancing,
you've lost a point."Copy !req
822. - And that's a point away
from all three of our players.Copy !req
823. - Bravo!Copy !req
824. - You make me look like
this, you make me dance,Copy !req
825. and you still take my points away?Copy !req
826. I put on a tail for you, Sam!
- One indignity isn't enough?Copy !req
827. Players, Sam says, call everyone "Daddy"Copy !req
828. for the rest of the game.
- Yes, Daddy.Copy !req
829. - Okay, Daddy.Copy !req
830. - It feels like this has
bigger implications for me.Copy !req
831. - Everybody at home,
all the daddies at home,Copy !req
832. you may in three, two, one...Copy !req
833. - Cum.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
834. - And don't do it until we
give you permission again.Copy !req
835. Is that understood, you sick
little daddies out there?Copy !req
836. - Last interpretable prompt
of our challenge, players.Copy !req
837. Sam says, one-up each
other starting with Lou.Copy !req
838. - What's it gonna be? What's he gonna do?Copy !req
839. - Classic group game. Here we go.Copy !req
840. - Don't do it. No.
- No, not a cartwheel.Copy !req
841. I'm begging you, man.
- We're back, baby.Copy !req
842. We're all the way back.Copy !req
843. - Elegant callback, Lou. I like it a lot.Copy !req
844. And I will consider the callback.Copy !req
845. - One-up that.Copy !req
846. - Sam says, Jake, you're up next.Copy !req
847. - Right, okay. Jacob, lead this off.Copy !req
848. - That was the most powerful
blasted I've ever felt!Copy !req
849. You thought that was my full power?Copy !req
850. Wait until I extend into
my deep, dark true power!Copy !req
851. Hair is twice as tall.
There's so much energy.Copy !req
852. - Vic.
- Right.Copy !req
853. - Sam says, one-up each other.Copy !req
854. - So Lou, you keep saying you want usCopy !req
855. to go down to 45 points, right?Copy !req
856. - I do.
- How about this?Copy !req
857. I'll go to 30 points.Copy !req
858. - You can go to 30 points
if you want to, Vic.Copy !req
859. - Yeah, I'll go to 30 points.
Let's all go to 30 points.Copy !req
860. Should we just do it at the same time?Copy !req
861. - Ready?
- Three, two, one.Copy !req
862. - Dang.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
863. - How about, okay, here's what we'll do.Copy !req
864. I will swear to meet to Lou.
- Great.Copy !req
865. - Lou, then you jump in
and we meet to Jacob.Copy !req
866. - Great.
- So if for whatever reasonCopy !req
867. Jacob backstabs us and stabs back,Copy !req
868. then we're all stuck at the same point.Copy !req
869. Okay, ready?
- Great.Copy !req
870. - We're gonna go down to 30. Okay, ready?Copy !req
871. - Kick it off.Copy !req
872. - Fuck.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
873. Fuck.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
874. - Shit.Copy !req
875. Fuck.Copy !req
876. Fuck.Copy !req
877. ShitCopy !req
878. Fuck.Copy !req
879. - Seven more from each of us. Okay, ready?Copy !req
880. - Let's just say the S-word
together seven times in a row.Copy !req
881. - Okay, sure. Ready?
- Great.Copy !req
882. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
883. - Three, two, one.Copy !req
884. - Shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
885. - Shit, shit.Copy !req
886. - So that does suck.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
887. - Look, shit fuck.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
888. Let's just make it even.
- Thank you, Jacob.Copy !req
889. - I love you guys.
- I love you.Copy !req
890. - I freaking love you guys.
- I love you.Copy !req
891. - The points are even across the board.Copy !req
892. Vic.
- Yeah.Copy !req
893. - You said Jacob instead
of daddy four times,Copy !req
894. and Lou instead of daddy three times.Copy !req
895. Taking another seven points away.Copy !req
896. - Right, for sure.Copy !req
897. - Lou, you said Vic once.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
898. - Dang, Daddy, that's some crazy stuff.Copy !req
899. - But Vic, I do think that
that was a really interesting-Copy !req
900. - Come on, boy.
- One-ups personshipCopy !req
901. and so I will give it to you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
902. - Bringing you back up.
- So I'm at...Copy !req
903. - How many points do you have?Copy !req
904. - You know, I just think that the points-Copy !req
905. - Wait, no, but seriously,Copy !req
906. how many points do you have?
- Sam literally, Daddy...Copy !req
907. - (laughs) I'm so sorry, Vic.Copy !req
908. I do think we should take
another one away from you.Copy !req
909. - Dang.Copy !req
910. I gotta plow forward.
- Okay.Copy !req
911. - Sam says, start a conga line.Copy !req
912. (upbeat festive music)
- Oh yeah.Copy !req
913. How fast are we going? What is the step?Copy !req
914. - Bump, bam, bump-bump-bam.
- Get more people.Copy !req
915. Get more people
- Hey!Copy !req
916. - Hey, everybody!Copy !req
917. - Bang, all the daddies in here!Copy !req
918. - Come on, daddies!
- Come on, daddies!Copy !req
919. - Bump-bump-bump, bam. All
these daddies, get in here!Copy !req
920. - Reverse it!Copy !req
921. - Oh!
- Oh! Oh, that way.Copy !req
922. Getting weird.Copy !req
923. - Call it, Daddy!
- Wrap it up, Daddy!Copy !req
924. - Conga line, everybody! Good job!Copy !req
925. - That was fun to do.
What a group of Daddies.Copy !req
926. - Sam says, let's revisit
those predictions from earlier.Copy !req
927. - Whew!Copy !req
928. - First one, "We will always
be friends no matter what."Copy !req
929. - That was me.Copy !req
930. - And what do you think, Jake?Copy !req
931. - I think we would all
get lunch after this.Copy !req
932. - "Nobody will have over 50 points."Copy !req
933. That's a pretty safe
prediction there, Lou.Copy !req
934. - What can I say?
- Pretty safe prediction.Copy !req
935. "Sam will yell at Vic."Copy !req
936. I don't believe I've yelled at you, Vic.Copy !req
937. - Oh, oh, Daddy.
- I believe I-Copy !req
938. - I'm so sorry. Daddy, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
939. Let me refresh your memory.Copy !req
940. Hey, hey, can I get an ah?Copy !req
941. - Ah.
- Don't scream at me, Sam.Copy !req
942. - Okay.
(Lou snapping fingers)Copy !req
943. Pretty darn clever, Vic.
- Yes, Daddy. Yes, Daddy.Copy !req
944. - I am going to say that
this point goes to Vic.Copy !req
945. I think that was a pretty
clever layup there.Copy !req
946. - Daddy needs it.Copy !req
947. - Ah, players, you've
been excellent sportsCopy !req
948. through a very frustrating game.Copy !req
949. - Thank you, Daddy.Copy !req
950. - And so I wanted to give all
three of you a little prize.Copy !req
951. A pick-me-up, if you will,
at the end of this episode.Copy !req
952. There is a surprise waiting for youCopy !req
953. in the parking lot outside.Copy !req
954. I mean this with all sincerity.Copy !req
955. Sam says, party.Copy !req
956. - Okay, okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
957. - Oh my god.
- Party on.Copy !req
958. - Shut up!
- What? Is that a party bus?Copy !req
959. - Shut up!
- We got a party bus!Copy !req
960. Hello!
- My god! (shouts)Copy !req
961. I'm so happy to see y'all. This is great.Copy !req
962. - Honestly, the best day of workCopy !req
963. I think I've ever had in my life.Copy !req
964. - You guys wanna play truth or dare?Copy !req
965. - Wow!
- Oh!Copy !req
966. - Yeah!Copy !req
967. - Jake's kissing tongue.
- Jesus!Copy !req
968. - Hey, cheers. Spin the bottle?Copy !req
969. - Come on, hit one!
- Spin the bottle!Copy !req
970. That's the one they're
gonna use in the promo.Copy !req
971. - So you guys are the best.Copy !req
972. - Oh my gosh, give us complements.Copy !req
973. - I love my friends.
- That's a statement.Copy !req
974. - You're not Sam. You don't
have to make me feel wrong.Copy !req
975. - Sorry, yeah, you're right.
- Is that what happened today?Copy !req
976. - Yeah.
- Oh yeah.Copy !req
977. - Please welcome back to
the stage our party-goers!Copy !req
978. - Whoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
979. - Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!Copy !req
980. Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!Copy !req
981. - Players, did you have fun?Copy !req
982. - It was a good time.Copy !req
983. - What a lovely afternoon.
- Yeah.Copy !req
984. - See, I'm not just some
heartless gamemaster.Copy !req
985. I want you to have a good
time on the show. Good times.Copy !req
986. - Why are you saying it like that, Daddy?Copy !req
987. - Lou.
- Yeah?Copy !req
988. - You cursed three times aboard the bus.Copy !req
989. - Oh, goddamn.Copy !req
990. Fuck you. Fuck you, Daddy.Copy !req
991. - Hope somebody recorded those curses.Copy !req
992. - You took your shoe off
entirely, affecting your look.Copy !req
993. - Yeah, yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
994. - You... (laughs)
(boot liquid splashing)Copy !req
995. You called nine people
not Daddy aboard that bus.Copy !req
996. - Make a right at the light
and you're at Jeremy's house.Copy !req
997. - Jeremy, Sam, Vic, Vic, Vic.Copy !req
998. Me and Kimia are...Copy !req
999. Jacob.Copy !req
1000. Kurt. (smooches)
- Wow!Copy !req
1001. - And Kimia told you
she was freezing twice.Copy !req
1002. - Are you sweating? It's freezing in here.Copy !req
1003. I feel like wherever I'm
sitting, it's freezingCopy !req
1004. and I might just move.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1005. - And you did not freeze.
- Oh!Copy !req
1006. - What?
(Sam laughs mischievously)Copy !req
1007. - That is 15 points away from you,Copy !req
1008. bringing you to 16.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
1009. Three points in the swear jar.Copy !req
1010. Jake, you swore only once.Copy !req
1011. - How long have you known?
- The whole time.Copy !req
1012. - Damn it.
- The whole time.Copy !req
1013. - Good on ya.
- You took off your belt.Copy !req
1014. - I just want this off so bad.Copy !req
1015. - You called only six people not Daddy.Copy !req
1016. - Skinny-ass parents.Copy !req
1017. - That was cool, Lou. I mean Daddy.Copy !req
1018. - Oh.
- Hey!Copy !req
1019. - Lou!Copy !req
1020. - Spin it, Kurt!Copy !req
1021. You're not Sam. You don't
have to make me feel wrong.Copy !req
1022. - Kimia once again said
she was freezing twice.Copy !req
1023. That's two points, a total
of 10 points away from you.Copy !req
1024. Vic, you swore zero times aboard that bus!Copy !req
1025. You had zero wardrobe infractions.Copy !req
1026. Kimia told you, especially,
she was freezing,Copy !req
1027. not in the earshot of these two.Copy !req
1028. - Do you feel the air?Copy !req
1029. It's like, freezing in here.
- Is it?Copy !req
1030. - That is three points I
have to take away from you.Copy !req
1031. - That's...Copy !req
1032. - You called 13 people not Daddy.Copy !req
1033. - Kurt, you do the other part.Copy !req
1034. Blowjob is not a curse
word. Confirmed by Paul so.Copy !req
1035. You and Patrick-
- Oh no.Copy !req
1036. - So Lou is definitely allergic.Copy !req
1037. Lou!Copy !req
1038. - Lou!
- Lou going crazy!Copy !req
1039. - Kurt! (claps)Copy !req
1040. Kurt, it's your turn.Copy !req
1041. Kimia. Lou, Lou, stop.
- We put an entire-Copy !req
1042. - Lou and Sam and Daddy going, "Wow."Copy !req
1043. - That is 16 points away from you,Copy !req
1044. bringing you to 10.
(buzzer blares)Copy !req
1045. - This is the rudest thing
you've ever done to me.Copy !req
1046. - The points at the end of our game,Copy !req
1047. Vic with 10, Lou with 16,
Jacob Wysocki with 22.Copy !req
1048. Jacob, you are the winner of our game!Copy !req
1049. - Wow.Copy !req
1050. - You win a lovely building block setCopy !req
1051. because you're so good at
following instructions.Copy !req
1052. - Thank you.
(triumphant upbeat music)Copy !req
1053. Anyways, thanks, Sam. It's
been a real nightmare.Copy !req
1054. - That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."Copy !req
1055. I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding youCopy !req
1056. that when I say jump, don't.Copy !req
1057. Good night.Copy !req
1058. - Hi, Mom and Dad!Copy !req