1. - Get ready for a "Game Changer."
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2. Tonight's guests, they're
nerdy, they're flirty,
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3. they get a little dirty,
it's Ify and Emily.
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4. She's a writer, he's her ride or die.
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5. Meet Tao and Alexis.
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6. And a would-be preacher
meets third grade teacher,
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7. newlyweds Raph and Haley.
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8. And your host, me, I've
been here the whole time.
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9. This is "Game Changer,"
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10. the only game show where
the game changes every show.
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11. I am your host Sam Reich.
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12. I am joined today by these
three lovely couples.
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13. Now, you all understand
how the game works?
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14. - No, no.
- No, no, no.
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15. - Absolutely not.
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16. - That's right, our players have no idea
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17. what game it is they're about to play.
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18. The only way to learn is by playing.
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19. The only way to win is by learning
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20. and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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21. So without further ado, let's begin.
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22. Players, you all represent
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23. three different stages of relationships,
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24. dating, engaged and married just days ago.
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25. - So we clearly win.
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26. - There's no doubt you
know each other intimately,
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27. but how intimately as compared to these?
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28. Our players have graciously allowed us
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29. to snoop through their phones.
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30. This is The Newlyweb Game.
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31. - Oh, okay.
- Ooh.
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32. - For your first challenge,
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33. how many unread emails are
in your partner's inbox?
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34. Use your paddles to guess.
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35. Now be sure to hide your
paddles from your partners
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36. so they don't have the
opportunity to correct you.
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37. - Oh, my god.
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38. - You should know.
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39. - Don't give him any hands, Haley.
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40. Ify, let's start with you.
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41. - Clear zero.
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42. - Why do you say that?
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43. - She does this wild thing
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44. where if she doesn't
text you for like a week,
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45. she just deletes the message thread.
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46. Like, if you go
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47. to her messages-
- Dead to me.
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48. - They're like empty.
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49. - Wow.
- Yeah.
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50. So you believe in a no-receipts policy.
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51. - Yeah.
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52. - Are you a drug dealer?
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53. - Not currently.
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55. - Oh.
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56. - Now, Ify, I'm going to give it to you
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57. because it's the right number of digits.
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58. - Yeah.
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59. for the two of you.
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60. All right.
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61. - Emily.
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62. - In the complete opposite direction.
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63. Ify has ADHD, so I said 1300.
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64. - Have you seen evidence of this?
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65. - I mean just the way he does anything.
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66. - Okay, come on.
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67. - Oh, my.
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68. - For this to be a correct answer, Emily,
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69. I will give you anything
in the four digits.
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70. - Perfect.
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71. - Oh, no.
- Eight.
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72. - Wow.
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73. - I think that's a lie.
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74. - Yeah, look at that.
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75. I keep my inboxes empty.
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76. - You think a man this well
dressed has four digits?
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77. - Who picked that out?
- In unread emails?
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78. - We're not gonna talk about
who picked it out, but.
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79. - Tao, how many unread emails
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80. do you think Alexis has on her phone?
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81. - Do you own that hat?
- No, I didn't buy it.
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83. There's like the, you know
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84. - Yeah.
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85. all the rest that could be
unread, so wrote eight-ish.
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86. - I wish I was her.
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87. - Let's go to the map.
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88. 65.
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89. That's pretty close.
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90. - You are only one digit off.
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91. - Alexis, what do you think?
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92. - I think Tao's swagging
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93. - Ooh.
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94. of me when I have stuff in my inbox, so.
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95. - If this number is very high, then-
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96. - I think he has to eat his hat.
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97. - Tao's number.
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98. 208.
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99. - Are you out of your mind?
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101. and a work email and the personal is zero.
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103. - I'm not sure that that's better.
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104. - No, that's totally...
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105. - Raph, let's go to you.
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106. How many emails do you think Haley has?
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107. - Haley is anxious and
organized but also busy.
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108. - What's the number you got, Raph?
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109. - 50.
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110. - The actual number of unread emails
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112. Zero.
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113. You know what they say, if
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114. ask a busy person.
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115. - Yes.
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116. - Haley could have been so organized
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117. and so diligent about email
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118. that she should have
gotten a flood of emails
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119. just in the period of time
since we took your phones.
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120. - Which I think did happen.
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121. We're in the middle of
a lawsuit with (bleep).
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122. - I am going to have to cut that out.
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123. - Leave it in.
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124. - Leave it in.
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125. - These two had to rebook
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126. with four days notice
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127. because it turns out their wedding venue
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128. was wanted by the law.
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129. - Yes. That's not a lie.
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130. - That is not an exaggeration.
- That's not a lie.
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131. - That's the perfect thing
to say with that picture
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132. up of Raph.
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133. - Haley, how many unread
emails on Raph's phone?
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134. - I see Raphael next to me on the couch
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135. and he just scrolls and doesn't look.
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136. - Yeah.
- So it's 2,500 from me.
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137. - 2,500.
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138. - You're saying that Raph's
relationship to email
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139. is more like window shopping?
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140. Survey says...
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141. 11,781.
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142. - Oh, damn.
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143. Whoa!
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144. - You were just one digit away.
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145. - Guys, I'm just as shocked as you.
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146. - Those may have all come
in during the time when...
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147. We can't rule it out.
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148. - Round one, and there's
one point on the board.
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149. Fellas, what are the top three apps
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150. your partner uses?
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151. I will give you five
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152. - Ooh.
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153. - All right, TikTok.
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154. - Instagram.
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155. - And the pizza maker app.
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156. - I'm sorry, the what?
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157. - It's a game of making pizza
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158. and she's always playing it.
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159. Like it's like a match combined game.
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160. - And you're saying that this
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161. is one of Emily's top three used apps?
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162. - Yeah, I'm gonna stand on that.
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163. - You have two more guesses.
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165. - No, guess the pizza app twice more.
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166. - No, I'm gonna put the
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167. - Emily's top three apps.
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168. Instagram, TikTok and the pizza app.
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- Are you serious?
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170. - Which happens to be called Food Stylist.
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171. - Y'all thought I was crazy!
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172. Y'all thought I was crazy!
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173. - I play it after therapy to relax.
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174. - It's the come down after therapy?
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175. - Yeah.
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- It works.
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177. - That is one point for Ify and Emily.
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181. I'm going with eight hours.
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182. - The amount of time is
two hours and 19 minutes.
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183. - How many times do you
think I go to therapy a week?
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185. - Yeah, you in a hot seat now.
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190. Project Makeover or something like that.
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191. - Okay.
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192. - Libby, because Alexis
likes to listen to a book
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193. and play that match three
game at the same time.
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194. And then there's also another game
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195. that is a design game
where you design a room
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196. and then you have it
compete against other people
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197. and they rate how good your room looks.
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199. Instagram, Messages and Project Makeover.
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200. - She's like, I think like level 11,000.
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- Yes, sir?
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text messages, Spotify.
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207. Audible.
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208. - Can I ask you why Spotify?
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227. - Woo hoo hoo!
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230. - Pretty bad still.
- It's pretty bad still.
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236. The Cult.
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237. Anime and Ass.
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239. Swiggty Swooty.
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243. What in the world do you get up to?
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244. - How well do we really know
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something right away
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devoted to discussing
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belongs to Carolyn Page
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267. Search histories.
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268. - Oh, boy.
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partner among them?
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273. How to cook hard boiled egg.
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275. - I'd like to know, actually.
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276. - How to cook a hard boiled egg?
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281. Do Japanese people sweat
less, egg and Shrek Crocs?
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people sweat less for Emily,
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285. - Yeah, I cannot believe
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287. - I know you do, but you
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294. - Yes, so they do. I am half Japanese.
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Ify, so sweaty at the gym.
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297. I was like there's gotta
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298. - You should look do
Nigerian people sweat more?
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299. That seems to be the real question.
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301. - Yes, and I gotta talk about it.
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305. - Did you just say Croc support?
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306. - Yeah.
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309. - No.
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310. - How to cook hard
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312. - Ladies, it's the same design.
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313. - So embarrassing.
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are movies about calculus,
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319. - No.
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320. He wouldn't.
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321. - Haley thinks she knows,
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327. The answers are how to get an annulment,
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movies about calculus.
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329. Points across the board.
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330. Well done, the three of you.
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331. Tao and Alexis.
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332. - Aligned on the poop.
- Aww.
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333. - Raph, movies about calculus?
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334. - I've been taking calculus
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339. - Ify.
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368. - This is so fun.
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384. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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392. - Yes, and the answer is
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- That is a good one.
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398. - Yeah?
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399. - I'm gonna stop defending myself.
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of selfies on their phone?
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424. - I didn't know I was going
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426. Damn.
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427. - That's points across the board.
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428. - My emails are looking
a whole lot better now.
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430. - Okay.
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433. in three, two, one, go.
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435. With the least.
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442. - Yes!
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443. - Wow!
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447. - Oh my god, what a regal outfit.
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448. - There are so many more
from this photo set.
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449. Next up, how many photos
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450. are in the hidden albums of
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451. Here's how this is gonna work.
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452. - Collectively?
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453. - Each of you is gonna wager a guess.
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454. If either of you guesses
correctly, you'll get the point.
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455. If both of you do, you
will get two points.
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456. I will give you a 25% margin of error.
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457. - Who's doing the math on that?
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458. - Raph, are you volunteering?
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459. Raph, we'll start with you.
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460. 12.
- I just put 12.
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461. - Haley, what about you?
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462. Zero.
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463. - Damn.
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464. - The correct answer is zero
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465. and that's a point for both of you.
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466. - Oh, good job.
- Thanks to Haley.
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467. - Good job.
- Thank you.
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468. I don't have any secrets.
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469. - You do.
- You thought I had secrets.
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470. - No, you do.
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471. I don't.
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472. - Tao.
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473. Zero.
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474. Alexis.
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475. Zero.
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476. - Did the work.
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477. - The answer is zero.
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478. That is two points for
you, bringing you to six.
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479. - I just have embarrassing
things loose in my regular area.
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480. - Ify.
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481. 69.
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482. Emily.
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483. 410.
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484. The correct number, 177.
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485. - Wow.
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486. - Falling right in between
each other's numbers.
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487. She doesn't use the hidden folder.
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488. - Yes I do.
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489. - Well you said you use
it for my dick pics.
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490. - Mm-hm.
- Yeah, and so,
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491. and I use it for my dick pics.
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492. - It seems to me that
what we're doing here
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493. is double counting some dick pics
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494. that are both on your
phone and on Emily's.
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495. - We were definitely double counting.
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496. - Dual wielding.
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497. - That's right.
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498. - Next up, how many of
your partner's contacts
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499. still have a dating app in their name?
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500. Is the answer zero, one
to two or three or more?
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502. Let's go one at a time.
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503. Raph, we'll start with you.
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504. - I said zero
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505. - Zero.
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506. - Lock it in.
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507. - Is correct.
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508. And that is a point for the two of you.
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509. - Yes.
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510. - Break into the lead now with eight.
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511. Haley, how many contacts?
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512. Zero.
- I think so.
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513. Well, it's fine. We're married.
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514. You are technically correct, Haley.
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515. Zero.
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516. But Raph, do explain
who do not respond is.
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517. I'm so curious.
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518. - This was someone who I
did not go on a date with.
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519. - Oh?
- Because I got
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520. kind of inundated with texts
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521. that displayed more attachment
than I would've expected-
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522. - I see why you put that.
- For having never met.
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523. But I was like curious if they were gonna
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524. start sending something that was-
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525. - Sure. If you blocked them,
that would be like escalating?
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526. - Keeping the option open?
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527. - No, not all. No, no, no.
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528. I want the least amount of drama.
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529. You heard that (bleep)?
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530. Dropout and "Game Changer"
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531. do not take sides on the lawsuit.
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532. - You don't take sides on the lawsuit?
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533. - Legally we do not-
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534. - That's the whole point of court.
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535. - That brings the two of you up to nine.
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536. Tao.
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537. Hm, three to four.
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538. The answer in fact zero.
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539. - Oh.
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540. - Three plus? What am I, a maniac?
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541. - You're right.
- What about our boy Tao?
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542. - I think zero.
- Whoa.
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543. - The answer is...
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544. - Whoa?
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545. - Who's Danni?
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546. - I don't know.
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547. I have zero memory.
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548. I have zero memory.
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549. - Also, you are aging yourself, my friend.
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550. - I know.
- OkCupid?
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551. - OkCupid.
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552. - It could stand for
Oklahoma City, who knows?
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553. - Yeah, that's what I thought it was.
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554. - Emily, how many contacts?
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555. - I'm gonna say zero.
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556. - Zero is correct, Emily.
- Wow.
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557. - Very impressive.
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558. - Ify is a person who's
like nice to meet you,
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559. what's your full name so
I can put it in my phone?
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560. - If we match on the dating site,
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561. you're giving me your last name.
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562. - It's about vetting the person.
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563. - Like if you're white and I
scroll through your Instagram
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564. and you ain't got no Black
friends for about six months,
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565. yeah, we ain't meeting up.
- That makes sense.
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566. Ify, what about Emily?
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567. - I put zero.
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568. - I am so sorry to
do this to you, Emily.
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569. - Ooh!
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570. - Oh, wow.
- Wow.
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571. - The thing is, I can't tell you
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572. who any of these people are.
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573. - I can tell you that
Joe comes from England.
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574. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(contestants laughing)
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575. - Players, how much did your partner spend
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576. on food delivery in the last month?
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577. I will award you to the nearest hundred.
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578. - Oh, okay.
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579. - Alexis.
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580. - I'm gonna go $700.
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581. - The answer is 3$84.
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582. Does most of this happen on Tao's card?
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583. - Yeah, Tao's food daddy.
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584. - Inside the house, food mommy.
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585. - Food mommy.
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586. - Well if that would be true,
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587. then this number should be very small.
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588. Tao, what's this number?
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589. $80?
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590. The number is in fact $132.
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591. That is a point for Tao and Alexis,
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592. - Thank god.
- Bravo you two.
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593. - Next up, Emily.
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594. - $450.
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595. - I am also food daddy.
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596. (contestants laughing)
I'm also food daddy.
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597. - This number is in fact $286.
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598. Ify, what do you think
this number is for Emily?
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599. $225.25, love the decimal point.
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600. - "Price Is Right?"
- Yeah, yeah.
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601. - This number is in $211.
- Oh, nice work.
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602. - That's a point on the board for you,
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603. bringing you to eight.
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604. Haley.
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605. - $300?
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606. - Raph's number is close, but no cigar.
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607. Raph.
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608. - I said $400.
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609. - $400.
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610. Actual retail price. $1,470.
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611. - My pearls.
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612. - Food Daddy.
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613. - Food Daddy,
Food Daddy, Food Daddy,
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614. Food Daddy, Food Daddy.
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615. - You're clearly feeding
a whole other family.
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616. - Raphael, I did not
cook this month at all
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617. because we were getting married.
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618. I was so busy.
- That makes so much sense.
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619. - But also it's usually very high.
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620. - Wait, what do you guys get?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah?
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621. - I can tell you the answer to that.
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622. - Oh, okay.
- Here's the thing,
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623. when you order in, you can order
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624. from all around the culinary landscape.
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625. For instance, $101 on sushi,
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626. or $138 on sushi,
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627. or $161 on sushi,
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628. or $182 on sushi,
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629. or $176 on sushi.
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630. - Yes.
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631. - I had a rough month.
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632. Like we are in a lawsuit.
(contestants laughing)
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633. Truly, we are fighting
some criminals right now.
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634. - Next up, players.
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635. Can you finish your
partner's Twitter draft?
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636. - Oh, wow.
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637. - Haley, we'll start with you.
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638. This is coming from Raph.
- Okay.
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639. - Raph's Twitter drafts.
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640. "Watching Lincoln lawyers
starring Matthew McConaughey
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641. and actually thought they
made those Lincoln commercials
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642. into a movie.
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643. And that's when I knew I was..."
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644. - I'm so sorry, I'm not gonna know.
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645. - The answer is "Too high."
(contestants laughing)
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646. - Oh.
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647. - Raph, this one comes from Haley.
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648. - Oh boy.
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649. - "Today my BF and I were making out
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650. and he said, 'Why is
your hair everywhere?'
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651. And I said..."
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652. - Why would it not be?
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653. - That is incorrect, Raph.
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654. The correct answer is,
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655. "And I said, 'Why is your hair nowhere?'"
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656. - Ice cold.
- Damn, she got your ass.
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657. - Ice cold.
- She got me.
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658. - Alexis.
- Yeah?
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659. - This comes from Tao.
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660. "Oh my name is Tao and I'm here to say
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661. I eat pussy the natural way, colon..."
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662. - Here's the problem is that
I almost certainly wrote this.
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663. Whenever he leaves his phone unattended,
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664. I put a Twitter draft up.
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665. I don't remember what I thought
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666. the natural way to eat pussy was.
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667. - So you wrote this?
- It's possible.
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668. - And you don't remember it?
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669. - Oh, my name is Tao and I'm here to say,
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670. I eat pussy the natural way.
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671. "Straight out of the can."
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672. - Close enough that I'm
gonna give it to you, Alexis.
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673. It is, "Straight out of the jar homies."
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674. - Yes, I wrote that.
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675. - And that's gonna be a point for you
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676. bringing you to eight.
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677. - Tao, this one comes from Alexis.
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678. "The media led me to believe
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679. that I'd be offered complimentary..."
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680. - Margaritas when I get to the resort.
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681. - What?
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682. - Here's the thing, Tao,
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683. this is a bit of a trick question.
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684. Alexis never finished this.
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685. This is how it stands
in her Twitter drafts.
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686. - But I did mean that.
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687. - Bit of a visual round, Ify and Emily.
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688. Emily, "When the blank
has their day in a movie."
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689. - White guy.
- What hell do you think?
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690. - The answer I was looking
for, Emily, was dork.
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691. - Oh.
- Or nerd.
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692. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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693. - Ify.
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694. Show me that...
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695. - Dick.
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696. - That is correct.
- Yeah!
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697. - And so we'll say a point
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698. on the board for the two of you.
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699. - It works every time.
- And you know what,
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700. Tao, I feel bad about that trick question,
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701. so I'll say a point on the board
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702. for the two of you as well.
- Hell yeah.
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703. - Hello again.
(contestants clapping)
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704. - This one Twitter drafts.
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705. - It's so bad.
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706. It's terrible.
(Sam laughing)
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707. Okay, so to the tune of Muppet babies.
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708. - Okay, I mean I think that's self-aware.
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709. - "It's nice to be in a
chapter of the pandemic
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710. when we can finally see our friends again.
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711. I don't, but it's nice."
(contestants laughing)
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712. Okay, last one.
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713. "It's like rain on your wedding day,
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714. it's a free ride when you're already late.
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715. It's how two female characters
discussing the Bechdel test
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716. does not pass the Bechdel test."
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717. - Now if you think about it, that's true.
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718. And it is ironic.
(Raph laughs)
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719. - In the draft.
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720. - I can't believe that
I signed up for this.
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721. - You did. Was that nice and embarrassing?
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722. - That was so lovely, honey.
(Elaine laughs)
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723. It's actually comforting
to have you out here.
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724. - Really?
- Yeah.
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725. - It's really nice to be out here.
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726. They even gave me one of these.
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727. - Oh my god.
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728. - That's so cute.
- Isn't that so nice?
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729. - I love that.
(upbeat music)
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730. - Players, the fill in
the blanks continue.
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731. Can you share with us the context
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732. of your partner's note on their notes app?
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733. We will start with you, Haley.
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734. "Hubba hubba."
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735. - I think he was writing a note about me
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736. referencing what he thought
when he first saw me.
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737. - Aww.
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738. - Raph, is there any truth to that?
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739. - Yes.
(Emily gasps)
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740. I put it in my vows.
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741. - Wow.
- Hubba hubba.
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742. - That's right.
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743. - That's a point for Raph and Haley.
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744. Well done you two.
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745. - Cuties.
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746. - Now, Raph.
- Yes?
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747. - "After this episode,
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748. can we watch a documentary
about dinosaurs?"
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749. - Was she drafting a text to me
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750. 'cause she will text right next to me.
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751. - Well, I think it's enough context wise
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752. to say you think that this was for you.
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753. - Yeah.
- Haley, is that true?
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754. - I wrote it down because he
was watching "The Last Dance."
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755. - Oh.
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756. - I had to show it to
him as to not disturb.
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757. - Oh my god.
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758. - So it's less disturbing
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759. to have this come into your vision.
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760. I'm gonna say that counts for
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761. bringing you to 11.
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762. Tao, this is a note from Alexis.
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763. "Sometimes I just jabber,
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764. but she can understand
me most of the time.
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765. Jabber, jabber, jabber.
She just ignores me.
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766. Nothing personal, just privacy.
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767. She thinks of herself as a bitch
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768. and thought I was going
to call her that, too.
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769. I'm whiny. I'm not a bitch.
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770. When I get hurt, I'm sensitive
and I whine like a bitch."
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771. - Oh, oh, I know what this is.
- Yes, bitch.
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772. - Yes, I know what this is.
- Yes, bitch.
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773. - Alexis got a, not a cat
psychic, but like a cat whisperer
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774. and this is what our
cat thinks about Alexis.
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775. - Alexis, is that correct?
- That is 1000% correct.
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776. - Unbelievable.
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777. - Yeah.
- Wow.
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778. - Alexis.
- Yes?
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779. - "Add texture and then thin out the top,
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780. gradual fade on the side.
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781. I feel like I have a pretty big head.
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782. What I do with my hair
is just try to wax it up.
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783. I haven't had a haircut
where I want to repeat that."
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784. - This is from a conversation
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785. that I made Tao have with me
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786. before he went to get a haircut.
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787. Because he kept coming home with a haircut
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788. that should have been for his mom
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789. and he had to go and get another
haircut the very next day.
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790. So I said, "What are you telling them?"
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791. And he said, "I don't know. I black out."
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792. Let's write down some things.
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793. - This is the most supportive thing
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794. I've ever heard in my life.
- Thank you so much.
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795. - That is another point on the board
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796. for the both of you.
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797. - Right.
- Wow.
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798. - Emily.
- Yes?
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799. - "Things to remember: O Fortuna."
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800. A conspicuous lack of a second thing.
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801. - So I know that Ify
likes to write down stuff
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802. when he has ideas for
things he wants to write,
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803. so I think it has
something to do with that.
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804. - Ify?
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805. - Yeah, I wrote it down
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806. 'cause I thought it'd be cool
for a movie or something.
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807. - I think that that is fair,
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808. and so I'm gonna say a point for you.
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809. Of anything in this entire presentation,
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810. this is the most baffling.
(Emily laughs)
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811. Ify, what on earth do
these numbers refer to?
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812. - That is the amount of times
we've had sex each month.
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813. - Are you kidding?
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814. - It was something we started
when we started dating.
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815. - More than once a day?
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816. - 33 is more times than there
are days in January. 37?
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817. - Well, that's when the
writer's strike happened.
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818. - And we were on vacation.
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819. - Wow.
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820. - How are the two of
you having this much sex
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821. and in an open relationship?
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822. - Hell yeah.
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823. - I think all of the rest of us
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824. feel a little humbled by that.
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825. - I do.
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826. Players, that brings us
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827. to the last question of our game.
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828. - Wow.
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829. - It's the opportunity for
each of you to win two points.
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830. The scores right now are neck and neck.
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831. This is officially anyone's game.
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832. - Wow.
- Okay.
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833. - Whose phone is this?
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834. - Mine.
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835. - Ify. What is Emily's phone number?
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836. - Oh, shit.
(Sam laughs)
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837. I'm already just caught
up on the area code.
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838. - No one's
available to take your call.
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839. Please hang up and try again.
(Sam laughs)
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840. - Emily.
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841. - Hey, I'm
not around. Leave a message.
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842. - I don't know who that is,
but I don't think it was Ify.
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843. - The last two numbers.
- Ooh, I was so close.
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844. - Yeah.
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845. - Tao.
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846. - That is correct.
- Wow.
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847. - Tao.
(Ify laughs)
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848. Alexis.
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849. (cell phone ringing)
That is correct.
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850. And that is a point for you as well.
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851. - Just think about it.
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852. - Do a little bit of math, Raph.
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853. - You just wrote it on a
bunch of legal documents.
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854. I'll just say (buttons beeping).
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855. - Any sense of me calling
this number, Haley?
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856. - No, the last two were wrong.
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857. The rest was right.
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858. I will say, though, I am
pretty sure I know his number,
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859. but I don't know the area code.
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860. - Wow.
- So going off the dome
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861. on the area code.
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862. - So you're prepared to
call him 40 years ago?
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863. - Is it working?
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864. - No one
is available to take your call.
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865. Please leave a message.
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866. - Is it (buttons beeping).
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867. - Yeah.
- Oh my god.
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868. - Oh! That brings us
to the end of our show.
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869. Our winners this eve, Tao and Alexis.
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870. Congratulations the two of you.
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871. You win a 90 minute couples massage.
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872. - Woo!
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873. - That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."
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874. I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding you
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875. that the one who knows you best
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876. is the one you spend the most time with.
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877. Goodnight.
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