Game Changer 6x2

1. - Get ready for a "Game Changer."

2. Tonight's guests, they're nerdy, they're flirty,

3. they get a little dirty, it's Ify and Emily.

4. She's a writer, he's her ride or die.

5. Meet Tao and Alexis.

6. And a would-be preacher meets third grade teacher,

7. newlyweds Raph and Haley.

8. And your host, me, I've been here the whole time.

9. This is "Game Changer,"

10. the only game show where the game changes every show.

11. I am your host Sam Reich.

12. I am joined today by these three lovely couples.

13. Now, you all understand how the game works?

14. - No, no. - No, no, no.

15. - Absolutely not.

16. - That's right, our players have no idea

17. what game it is they're about to play.

18. The only way to learn is by playing.

19. The only way to win is by learning

20. and the only way to begin is by beginning.

21. So without further ado, let's begin.

22. Players, you all represent

23. three different stages of relationships,

24. dating, engaged and married just days ago.

25. - So we clearly win.

26. - There's no doubt you know each other intimately,

27. but how intimately as compared to these?

28. Our players have graciously allowed us

29. to snoop through their phones.

30. This is The Newlyweb Game.

31. - Oh, okay. - Ooh.

32. - For your first challenge,

33. how many unread emails are in your partner's inbox?

34. Use your paddles to guess.

35. Now be sure to hide your paddles from your partners

36. so they don't have the opportunity to correct you.

37. - Oh, my god.

38. - You should know.

39. - Don't give him any hands, Haley.

40. Ify, let's start with you.

41. - Clear zero.

42. - Why do you say that?

43. - She does this wild thing

44. where if she doesn't text you for like a week,

45. she just deletes the message thread.

46. Like, if you go

47. to her messages- - Dead to me.

48. - They're like empty.

49. - Wow. - Yeah.

50. So you believe in a no-receipts policy.

51. - Yeah.

52. - Are you a drug dealer?

53. - Not currently.

54. Ify says zero, and the answer is two.

55. - Oh. - Oh.

56. - Now, Ify, I'm going to give it to you

57. because it's the right number of digits.

58. - Yeah. - So that's one point

59. for the two of you. - Okay.

60. All right.

61. - Emily.

62. - In the complete opposite direction.

63. Ify has ADHD, so I said 1300.

64. - Have you seen evidence of this?

65. - I mean just the way he does anything.

66. - Okay, come on.

67. - Oh, my. - Wow.

68. - For this to be a correct answer, Emily,

69. I will give you anything in the four digits.

70. - Perfect.

71. - Oh, no. - Eight.

72. - Wow. - Wow.

73. - I think that's a lie. (Sam laughing)

74. - Yeah, look at that.

75. I keep my inboxes empty.

76. - You think a man this well dressed has four digits?

77. - Who picked that out? - In unread emails?

78. - We're not gonna talk about who picked it out, but.

79. - Tao, how many unread emails

80. do you think Alexis has on her phone?

81. - Do you own that hat? - No, I didn't buy it.

82. Should I have? (contestants laughing)

83. There's like the, you know your first page of your inbox?

84. - Yeah. - And then there's, like,

85. all the rest that could be unread, so wrote eight-ish.

86. - I wish I was her.

87. - Let's go to the map.

88. 65. - 65?

89. That's pretty close. (contestants laughing)

90. - You are only one digit off. - That's right.

91. - Alexis, what do you think?

92. - I think Tao's swagging around with also a zero inbox.

93. - Ooh. - He also is very judgmental

94. of me when I have stuff in my inbox, so.

95. - If this number is very high, then-

96. - I think he has to eat his hat.

97. - Tao's number.

98. 208. - Wow.

99. - Are you out of your mind? - Well this is,

100. I have, you know there was like a personal

101. and a work email and the personal is zero.

102. That makes less sense.

103. - I'm not sure that that's better.

104. - No, that's totally...

105. - Raph, let's go to you.

106. How many emails do you think Haley has?

107. - Haley is anxious and organized but also busy.

108. - What's the number you got, Raph?

109. - 50.

110. - The actual number of unread emails

111. on Haley's phone.

112. Zero.

113. You know what they say, if you want something done,

114. ask a busy person.

115. - Yes.

116. - Haley could have been so organized

117. and so diligent about email

118. that she should have gotten a flood of emails

119. just in the period of time since we took your phones.

120. - Which I think did happen.

121. We're in the middle of a lawsuit with (bleep).

122. - I am going to have to cut that out.

123. - Leave it in.

124. - Leave it in.

125. - These two had to rebook their wedding venue

126. with four days notice

127. because it turns out their wedding venue

128. was wanted by the law.

129. - Yes. That's not a lie.

130. - That is not an exaggeration. - That's not a lie.

131. - That's the perfect thing to say with that picture

132. up of Raph. (contestants laughing)

133. - Haley, how many unread emails on Raph's phone?

134. - I see Raphael next to me on the couch

135. and he just scrolls and doesn't look.

136. - Yeah. - So it's 2,500 from me.

137. - 2,500. - Ooh.

138. - You're saying that Raph's relationship to email

139. is more like window shopping?

140. Survey says...

141. 11,781. (contestants laughing)

142. - Oh, damn.

143. Whoa!

144. - You were just one digit away.

145. - Guys, I'm just as shocked as you.

146. - Those may have all come in during the time when...

147. We can't rule it out.

148. - Round one, and there's one point on the board.

149. Fellas, what are the top three apps

150. your partner uses?

151. I will give you five tries to get three apps.

152. - Ooh. - Starting with Ify.

153. - All right, TikTok. - Okay.

154. - Instagram. - Okay.

155. - And the pizza maker app.

156. - I'm sorry, the what?

157. - It's a game of making pizza

158. and she's always playing it.

159. Like it's like a match combined game.

160. - And you're saying that this

161. is one of Emily's top three used apps?

162. - Yeah, I'm gonna stand on that.

163. - You have two more guesses.

164. - I'm gonna just put messaging.

165. - No, guess the pizza app twice more.

166. - No, I'm gonna put the messages and (exhales) email.

167. - Emily's top three apps.

168. Instagram, TikTok and the pizza app.

169. - Oh, wow. - Are you serious?

170. - Which happens to be called Food Stylist.

171. - Y'all thought I was crazy!

172. Y'all thought I was crazy!

173. - I play it after therapy to relax.

174. - It's the come down after therapy?

175. - Yeah.

176. - That's really nice. - It works.

177. - That is one point for Ify and Emily.

178. Ify for a bonus point,

179. how much time has Emily spent on Food Stylist this week?

180. I will give you a one hour margin of error.

181. I'm going with eight hours.

182. - The amount of time is two hours and 19 minutes.

183. - How many times do you think I go to therapy a week?

184. - Next up, Tao, same question for you.

185. - Yeah, you in a hot seat now.

186. - Instagram.

187. - Yeah.

188. - I'll say Twitter. - Okay.

189. - And then (laughs) also a match three game,

190. Project Makeover or something like that.

191. - Okay.

192. - Libby, because Alexis likes to listen to a book

193. and play that match three game at the same time.

194. And then there's also another game

195. that is a design game where you design a room

196. and then you have it compete against other people

197. and they rate how good your room looks.

198. - Alexis's top three apps.

199. Instagram, Messages and Project Makeover.

200. - She's like, I think like level 11,000.

201. - Hey,

202. Hey, hey, in front of our friends?

203. - Raph. - Yes, sir?

204. - What's it gonna be?

205. - TikTok, Instagram, text messages, Spotify.

206. A fifth one?

207. Audible.

208. - Can I ask you why Spotify?

209. - Billie Eilish, in one name. (laughs)

210. - Is that fair, Haley? - Yeah.

211. - Top three apps.

212. Spotify, Messages, TikTok.

213. - Bing, bing, bing. - That's a point on the board

214. for these two. - Yeah.

215. - Haley, do you feel seen?

216. - I did it. - I feel seen.

217. - Raph, for a bonus point,

218. how much time did Haley spend on TikTok this week?

219. - Oh my god. - I will give you

220. a three hour margin of error.

221. - Okay, thank you, 'cause it's a large number.

222. I'll say 10. 10 hours.

223. - 10 hours.

224. 12 hours- - Boom!

225. Boom! - Oh my god.

226. - And 28 minutes.

227. - Woo hoo hoo!

228. - That is another point on the board.

229. - How do my emails look now?

230. - Pretty bad still. - It's pretty bad still.

231. - It does feel necessary to point out

232. that that is a full workday and a half.

233. Ladies, can you identify

234. one of your partners group chats

235. in this collection of five?

236. The Cult.

237. Anime and Ass.

238. Dutton Ranch Discourse.

239. Swiggty Swooty.

240. And The Big Beefy Papas. (Raph laughs)

241. Your partner has one of them.

242. - Not my partner. (contestants laughing)

243. What in the world do you get up to?

244. - How well do we really know the person in bed next to us?

245. Emily's confident enough

246. that she's written down something right away

247. and she's sticking to it.

248. Haley has her guess ready.

249. Alexis has her guess ready.

250. I'm gonna ask the three of you to flip these around.

251. Swiggty Swooty,

252. The Cult,

253. Anime and Ass.

254. - I believe it.

255. - The answers are...

256. Swiggty Swooty,

257. The Cult,

258. Anime and Ass.

259. That is points across the board.

260. - Interesting.

261. - Dutton Ranch Discourse,

262. which is a text thread devoted to discussing

263. the TV show "Yellowstone" belongs to Carolyn Page

264. and The Big Beefy Papas is one of mine.

265. Fellas, you are up next.

266. A similarly structured game.

267. Search histories.

268. - Oh, boy.

269. - Can you identify your partner among them?

270. Shrek Crocs.

271. Kardashians who?

272. Chris Evans poop clip.

273. How to cook hard boiled egg. (contestants laughing)

274. And do Japanese people sweat less?

275. - I'd like to know, actually.

276. - How to cook a hard boiled egg?

277. - Tao thinks he knows.

278. Ify thinks he knows.

279. Raph thinks he knows.

280. And gentleman, reveal your results.

281. Do Japanese people sweat less, egg and Shrek Crocs?

282. The answers are do Japanese people sweat less for Emily,

283. Shrek Crocs for Haley

284. but Chris Evans poop clip.

285. - Yeah, I cannot believe

286. you don't think I know how to cook an egg.

287. - I know you do, but you like to do it perfect.

288. - Oh.

289. - But that's not how I type.

290. I don't type, "How to cook hard boiled egg."

291. - You're right, that's how I type.

292. You're right, that's how I type.

293. - Emily.

294. - Yes, so they do. I am half Japanese.

295. We were talking about it because Ify, so sweaty at the gym.

296. I don't sweat at all.

297. I was like there's gotta be a reason for that.

298. - You should look do Nigerian people sweat more?

299. That seems to be the real question.

300. Haley, did you find your Shrek Crocs?

301. - Yes, and I gotta talk about it.

302. (contestants laughing) I bought them.

303. So one of the noses fell off

304. and I reached out to Croc support twice.

305. - Did you just say Croc support?

306. - Yeah. (Raph laughs)

307. But they're not very supportive.

308. Kardashians who? Lily Du.

309. - No.

310. - How to cook hard boiled egg. Katie Marovitch.

311. - Oh, that makes sense.

312. - Ladies, it's the same design.

313. - So embarrassing.

314. - Those search histories are movies about calculus,

315. Doja Cat review,

316. Ancient Rome poop stick, (Raph laughs)

317. can you heal corns with duct tape,

318. and how to get an annulment?

319. - No. (contestants laughing)

320. He wouldn't.

321. - Haley thinks she knows,

322. Emily thinks she knows,

323. and so does Alexis. (Alexis grunts)

324. Let's reveal your answers.

325. How to get an annulment, Ancient Rome poop stick

326. movies about calculus.

327. The answers are how to get an annulment,

328. Ancient Rome poop stick, movies about calculus.

329. Points across the board.

330. Well done, the three of you.

331. Tao and Alexis. - Mm-hm.

332. - Aligned on the poop. - Aww.

333. - Raph, movies about calculus?

334. - I've been taking calculus

335. and so I wanted to see if there's a movie about it.

336. - Is it too boring? It's too boring?

337. - He said I don't have to read the book,

338. I'm gonna just watch the movie.

339. - Ify. - I got a homie who's, like,

340. you know he was on our couch,

341. he's trying to like end his marriage

342. and I was very confidently being, like,

343. oh you can get an annulment easy.

344. I was wrong. That's not how it works.

345. I had to send him a text like you can't get an annulment.

346. - He was so bummed.

347. - Yeah, sorry, I was wrong.

348. - Doja Cat review was in fact me.

349. Look, I liked the album,

350. I just wanted to know if other people liked the album.

351. And can you heal corns with duct tape-

352. - That sounds right. - Was Grant O'Brien.

353. - Can we send somebody to his place, make sure he's okay?

354. - I have Doja Cat review questions.

355. - I love her so much that I worry about her.

356. I just wanted to know if it was correctly well received.

357. Almost like- almost like a parent.

358. - Are you tearing up a little bit?

359. - A little bit.

360. A little bit. - Yeah.

361. - Introducing now a woman

362. who is so far out of my league

363. that waitstaff ask if we're siblings,

364. my partner Elaine Carroll. - Thank you.

365. Thank you. (contestants clapping)

366. - Hi, everyone.

367. - Yay.

368. - This is so fun.

369. The set is really hot,

370. now I understand why you come home so sweaty from working.

371. - So we thought it was not entirely fair

372. to embarrass all of you without also embarrassing me.

373. - That's right.

374. - So I have handed my phone off to Elaine

375. before the shoot got started.

376. I legitimately have no idea what she's about to say.

377. - Okay. - It's true,

378. but I have his real search history terms.

379. Are zebras white or black? - Okay.

380. They are in fact black with white stripes.

381. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh.

382. - Yeah, they black.

383. We're all black.

384. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (contestants laughing)

385. - Okay, is Erewhon actually healthy?

386. - Last time we did a shoot,

387. you had a big ass Erewhon juice.

388. Oh, there it is.

389. I like that you're like,

390. "Am I wasting my money?" - Am I good?

391. - Yeah.

392. - Yes, and the answer is none the less that I am.

393. - Okay, Stanley Tucci wife age.

394. - Oh, that's a good search. - That is a good one.

395. What is that?

396. - I just wanted to make sure

397. the relationship was appropriate.

398. - Yeah?

399. - I'm gonna stop defending myself.

400. - Is eenie meenie miney mo offensive?

401. - It is. - It's not a tiger.

402. - Speaking of stripes. - Speaking of stripes.

403. - And lastly, how much do late night hosts make?

404. - Oh, no.

405. - Somebody's asking himself for a raise.

406. - Yeah. (contestants laughing)

407. - Thank you very much, honey.

408. I'll see you in a bit. - Okay, bye.

409. - Bye. (contestants clapping)

410. Ladies, of these three fellas,

411. do you think that your partner has the most,

412. the least or the middle amount of selfies on their phone?

413. - Ooh.

414. Ladies' answers in.

415. Go ahead and turn around your paddles

416. in three, two, one.

417. The least, the middle, the most.

418. - Wow. - Let's fucking go.

419. - The answers are...

420. The least, the middle, the most.

421. - Yes!

422. - Holy shit.

423. Goddamn. - That's why I underlined it.

424. - I didn't know I was going to beat y'all by that much.

425. Damn.

426. Damn.

427. - That's points across the board.

428. - My emails are looking a whole lot better now.

429. - Fellas, same question.

430. - Okay.

431. Ify's got his answer locked in and so does Tao.

432. Go ahead and reveal your answers

433. in three, two, one, go.

434. Most, least, middle.

435. With the least.

436. Alexis. That is a point on the board-

437. - Good job. - For Tao and Alexis.

438. With the middle amount.

439. - Ooh.

440. - Emily. (Raph laughs)

441. And with the most.

442. - Yes! - Haley.

443. - Wow!

444. - Show them what's up. (Raph laughs)

445. - So would if there were pictures like this.

446. - Yes.

447. - Oh my god, what a regal outfit.

448. - There are so many more from this photo set.

449. Next up, how many photos

450. are in the hidden albums of your phones collectively?

451. Here's how this is gonna work.

452. - Collectively?

453. - Each of you is gonna wager a guess.

454. If either of you guesses correctly, you'll get the point.

455. If both of you do, you will get two points.

456. I will give you a 25% margin of error.

457. - Who's doing the math on that?

458. - Raph, are you volunteering?

459. Raph, we'll start with you.

460. 12. - I just put 12.

461. - Haley, what about you?

462. Zero.

463. - Damn.

464. - The correct answer is zero

465. and that's a point for both of you.

466. - Oh, good job. - Thanks to Haley.

467. - Good job. - Thank you.

468. I don't have any secrets.

469. - You do. - You thought I had secrets.

470. - No, you do. (Sam laughs)

471. I don't.

472. - Tao.

473. Zero.

474. Alexis.

475. Zero.

476. - Did the work.

477. - The answer is zero.

478. That is two points for you, bringing you to six.

479. - I just have embarrassing things loose in my regular area.

480. - Ify.

481. 69.

482. Emily.

483. 410.

484. The correct number, 177.

485. - Wow.

486. - Falling right in between each other's numbers.

487. She doesn't use the hidden folder.

488. - Yes I do. (Sam laughs)

489. - Well you said you use it for my dick pics.

490. - Mm-hm. - Yeah, and so,

491. and I use it for my dick pics.

492. - It seems to me that what we're doing here

493. is double counting some dick pics

494. that are both on your phone and on Emily's.

495. - We were definitely double counting.

496. - Dual wielding. (contestants laughing)

497. - That's right.

498. - Next up, how many of your partner's contacts

499. still have a dating app in their name?

500. Is the answer zero, one to two or three or more?

501. Go ahead and write down your answers on your paddles.

502. Let's go one at a time.

503. Raph, we'll start with you.

504. - I said zero

505. - Zero.

506. - Lock it in.

507. - Is correct.

508. And that is a point for the two of you.

509. - Yes.

510. - Break into the lead now with eight.

511. Haley, how many contacts?

512. Zero. - I think so.

513. Well, it's fine. We're married.

514. You are technically correct, Haley.

515. Zero.

516. But Raph, do explain who do not respond is.

517. I'm so curious.

518. - This was someone who I did not go on a date with.

519. - Oh? - Because I got

520. kind of inundated with texts

521. that displayed more attachment than I would've expected-

522. - I see why you put that. - For having never met.

523. But I was like curious if they were gonna

524. start sending something that was-

525. - Sure. If you blocked them, that would be like escalating?

526. - Keeping the option open?

527. - No, not all. No, no, no.

528. I want the least amount of drama.

529. You heard that (bleep)?

530. Dropout and "Game Changer"

531. do not take sides on the lawsuit.

532. - You don't take sides on the lawsuit?

533. - Legally we do not-

534. - That's the whole point of court.

535. - That brings the two of you up to nine.

536. Tao.

537. Hm, three to four.

538. The answer in fact zero.

539. - Oh.

540. - Three plus? What am I, a maniac?

541. - You're right. - What about our boy Tao?

542. - I think zero. - Whoa.

543. - The answer is...

544. - Whoa?

545. - Who's Danni?

546. - I don't know.

547. I have zero memory.

548. I have zero memory.

549. - Also, you are aging yourself, my friend.

550. - I know. - OkCupid?

551. - OkCupid.

552. - It could stand for Oklahoma City, who knows?

553. - Yeah, that's what I thought it was.

554. - Emily, how many contacts?

555. - I'm gonna say zero.

556. - Zero is correct, Emily. - Wow.

557. - Very impressive.

558. - Ify is a person who's like nice to meet you,

559. what's your full name so I can put it in my phone?

560. - If we match on the dating site,

561. you're giving me your last name.

562. - It's about vetting the person.

563. - Like if you're white and I scroll through your Instagram

564. and you ain't got no Black friends for about six months,

565. yeah, we ain't meeting up. - That makes sense.

566. Ify, what about Emily?

567. - I put zero.

568. - I am so sorry to do this to you, Emily.

569. - Ooh!

570. - Oh, wow. - Wow.

571. - The thing is, I can't tell you

572. who any of these people are.

573. - I can tell you that Joe comes from England.

574. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (contestants laughing)

575. - Players, how much did your partner spend

576. on food delivery in the last month?

577. I will award you to the nearest hundred.

578. - Oh, okay.

579. - Alexis.

580. - I'm gonna go $700.

581. - The answer is 3$84.

582. Does most of this happen on Tao's card?

583. - Yeah, Tao's food daddy.

584. - Inside the house, food mommy.

585. - Food mommy.

586. - Well if that would be true,

587. then this number should be very small.

588. Tao, what's this number?

589. $80?

590. The number is in fact $132.

591. That is a point for Tao and Alexis,

592. - Thank god. - Bravo you two.

593. - Next up, Emily.

594. - $450.

595. - I am also food daddy.

596. (contestants laughing) I'm also food daddy.

597. - This number is in fact $286.

598. Ify, what do you think this number is for Emily?

599. $225.25, love the decimal point.

600. - "Price Is Right?" - Yeah, yeah.

601. - This number is in $211. - Oh, nice work.

602. - That's a point on the board for you,

603. bringing you to eight.

604. Haley.

605. - $300?

606. - Raph's number is close, but no cigar.

607. Raph.

608. - I said $400.

609. - $400.

610. Actual retail price. $1,470.

611. - My pearls.

612. - Food Daddy.

613. - Food Daddy, Food Daddy, Food Daddy,

614. Food Daddy, Food Daddy.

615. - You're clearly feeding a whole other family.

616. - Raphael, I did not cook this month at all

617. because we were getting married.

618. I was so busy. - That makes so much sense.

619. - But also it's usually very high.

620. - Wait, what do you guys get? - Yeah, yeah, yeah?

621. - I can tell you the answer to that.

622. - Oh, okay. - Here's the thing,

623. when you order in, you can order

624. from all around the culinary landscape.

625. For instance, $101 on sushi,

626. or $138 on sushi,

627. or $161 on sushi,

628. or $182 on sushi,

629. or $176 on sushi.

630. - Yes.

631. - I had a rough month.

632. Like we are in a lawsuit. (contestants laughing)

633. Truly, we are fighting some criminals right now.

634. - Next up, players.

635. Can you finish your partner's Twitter draft?

636. - Oh, wow.

637. - Haley, we'll start with you.

638. This is coming from Raph. - Okay.

639. - Raph's Twitter drafts.

640. "Watching Lincoln lawyers starring Matthew McConaughey

641. and actually thought they made those Lincoln commercials

642. into a movie.

643. And that's when I knew I was..."

644. - I'm so sorry, I'm not gonna know.

645. - The answer is "Too high." (contestants laughing)

646. - Oh.

647. - Raph, this one comes from Haley.

648. - Oh boy.

649. - "Today my BF and I were making out

650. and he said, 'Why is your hair everywhere?'

651. And I said..."

652. - Why would it not be?

653. - That is incorrect, Raph.

654. The correct answer is,

655. "And I said, 'Why is your hair nowhere?'"

656. - Ice cold. - Damn, she got your ass.

657. - Ice cold. - She got me.

658. - Alexis. - Yeah?

659. - This comes from Tao.

660. "Oh my name is Tao and I'm here to say

661. I eat pussy the natural way, colon..."

662. - Here's the problem is that I almost certainly wrote this.

663. Whenever he leaves his phone unattended,

664. I put a Twitter draft up.

665. I don't remember what I thought

666. the natural way to eat pussy was.

667. - So you wrote this? - It's possible.

668. - And you don't remember it?

669. - Oh, my name is Tao and I'm here to say,

670. I eat pussy the natural way.

671. "Straight out of the can."

672. - Close enough that I'm gonna give it to you, Alexis.

673. It is, "Straight out of the jar homies."

674. - Yes, I wrote that.

675. - And that's gonna be a point for you

676. bringing you to eight.

677. - Tao, this one comes from Alexis.

678. "The media led me to believe

679. that I'd be offered complimentary..."

680. - Margaritas when I get to the resort.

681. - What?

682. - Here's the thing, Tao,

683. this is a bit of a trick question.

684. Alexis never finished this.

685. This is how it stands in her Twitter drafts.

686. - But I did mean that.

687. - Bit of a visual round, Ify and Emily.

688. Emily, "When the blank has their day in a movie."

689. - White guy. - What hell do you think?

690. - The answer I was looking for, Emily, was dork.

691. - Oh. - Or nerd.

692. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

693. - Ify.

694. Show me that...

695. - Dick.

696. - That is correct. - Yeah!

697. - And so we'll say a point

698. on the board for the two of you.

699. - It works every time. - And you know what,

700. Tao, I feel bad about that trick question,

701. so I'll say a point on the board

702. for the two of you as well. - Hell yeah.

703. - Hello again. (contestants clapping)

704. - This one Twitter drafts.

705. - It's so bad.

706. It's terrible. (Sam laughing)

707. Okay, so to the tune of Muppet babies.

708. - Okay, I mean I think that's self-aware.

709. - "It's nice to be in a chapter of the pandemic

710. when we can finally see our friends again.

711. I don't, but it's nice." (contestants laughing)

712. Okay, last one.

713. "It's like rain on your wedding day,

714. it's a free ride when you're already late.

715. It's how two female characters discussing the Bechdel test

716. does not pass the Bechdel test."

717. - Now if you think about it, that's true.

718. And it is ironic. (Raph laughs)

719. - In the draft.

720. - I can't believe that I signed up for this.

721. - You did. Was that nice and embarrassing?

722. - That was so lovely, honey. (Elaine laughs)

723. It's actually comforting to have you out here.

724. - Really? - Yeah.

725. - It's really nice to be out here.

726. They even gave me one of these.

727. - Oh my god.

728. - That's so cute. - Isn't that so nice?

729. - I love that. (upbeat music)

730. - Players, the fill in the blanks continue.

731. Can you share with us the context

732. of your partner's note on their notes app?

733. We will start with you, Haley.

734. "Hubba hubba."

735. - I think he was writing a note about me

736. referencing what he thought when he first saw me.

737. - Aww.

738. - Raph, is there any truth to that?

739. - Yes. (Emily gasps)

740. I put it in my vows.

741. - Wow. - Hubba hubba.

742. - That's right.

743. - That's a point for Raph and Haley.

744. Well done you two.

745. - Cuties.

746. - Now, Raph. - Yes?

747. - "After this episode,

748. can we watch a documentary about dinosaurs?"

749. - Was she drafting a text to me

750. 'cause she will text right next to me.

751. - Well, I think it's enough context wise

752. to say you think that this was for you.

753. - Yeah. - Haley, is that true?

754. - I wrote it down because he was watching "The Last Dance."

755. - Oh.

756. - I had to show it to him as to not disturb.

757. - Oh my god.

758. - So it's less disturbing

759. to have this come into your vision.

760. I'm gonna say that counts for a point for the two of you,

761. bringing you to 11.

762. Tao, this is a note from Alexis.

763. "Sometimes I just jabber,

764. but she can understand me most of the time.

765. Jabber, jabber, jabber. She just ignores me.

766. Nothing personal, just privacy.

767. She thinks of herself as a bitch

768. and thought I was going to call her that, too.

769. I'm whiny. I'm not a bitch.

770. When I get hurt, I'm sensitive and I whine like a bitch."

771. - Oh, oh, I know what this is. - Yes, bitch.

772. - Yes, I know what this is. - Yes, bitch.

773. - Alexis got a, not a cat psychic, but like a cat whisperer

774. and this is what our cat thinks about Alexis.

775. - Alexis, is that correct? - That is 1000% correct.

776. - Unbelievable.

777. - Yeah. - Wow.

778. - Alexis. - Yes?

779. - "Add texture and then thin out the top,

780. gradual fade on the side.

781. I feel like I have a pretty big head.

782. What I do with my hair is just try to wax it up.

783. I haven't had a haircut where I want to repeat that."

784. - This is from a conversation

785. that I made Tao have with me

786. before he went to get a haircut.

787. Because he kept coming home with a haircut

788. that should have been for his mom

789. and he had to go and get another haircut the very next day.

790. So I said, "What are you telling them?"

791. And he said, "I don't know. I black out."

792. Let's write down some things.

793. - This is the most supportive thing

794. I've ever heard in my life. - Thank you so much.

795. - That is another point on the board

796. for the both of you.

797. - Right. - Wow.

798. - Emily. - Yes?

799. - "Things to remember: O Fortuna."

800. A conspicuous lack of a second thing.

801. - So I know that Ify likes to write down stuff

802. when he has ideas for things he wants to write,

803. so I think it has something to do with that.

804. - Ify?

805. - Yeah, I wrote it down

806. 'cause I thought it'd be cool for a movie or something.

807. - I think that that is fair,

808. and so I'm gonna say a point for you.

809. Of anything in this entire presentation,

810. this is the most baffling. (Emily laughs)

811. Ify, what on earth do these numbers refer to?

812. - That is the amount of times we've had sex each month.

813. - Are you kidding?

814. - It was something we started when we started dating.

815. - More than once a day?

816. - 33 is more times than there are days in January. 37?

817. - Well, that's when the writer's strike happened.

818. - And we were on vacation.

819. - Wow.

820. - How are the two of you having this much sex

821. and in an open relationship?

822. - Hell yeah.

823. - I think all of the rest of us

824. feel a little humbled by that.

825. - I do.

826. Players, that brings us

827. to the last question of our game.

828. - Wow.

829. - It's the opportunity for each of you to win two points.

830. The scores right now are neck and neck.

831. This is officially anyone's game.

832. - Wow. - Okay.

833. - Whose phone is this?

834. - Mine.

835. - Ify. What is Emily's phone number?

836. - Oh, shit. (Sam laughs)

837. I'm already just caught up on the area code.

838. - No one's available to take your call.

839. Please hang up and try again. (Sam laughs)

840. - Emily.

841. - Hey, I'm not around. Leave a message.

842. - I don't know who that is, but I don't think it was Ify.

843. - The last two numbers. - Ooh, I was so close.

844. - Yeah.

845. - Tao.

846. - That is correct. - Wow.

847. - Tao. (Ify laughs)

848. Alexis.

849. (cell phone ringing) That is correct.

850. And that is a point for you as well.

851. - Just think about it.

852. - Do a little bit of math, Raph.

853. - You just wrote it on a bunch of legal documents.

854. I'll just say (buttons beeping).

855. - Any sense of me calling this number, Haley?

856. - No, the last two were wrong.

857. The rest was right.

858. I will say, though, I am pretty sure I know his number,

859. but I don't know the area code.

860. - Wow. - So going off the dome

861. on the area code.

862. - So you're prepared to call him 40 years ago?

863. - Is it working?

864. - No one is available to take your call.

865. Please leave a message.

866. - Is it (buttons beeping).

867. - Yeah. - Oh my god.

868. - Oh! That brings us to the end of our show.

869. Our winners this eve, Tao and Alexis.

870. Congratulations the two of you.

871. You win a 90 minute couples massage.

872. - Woo!

873. - That does it for us here at "Game Changer."

874. I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding you

875. that the one who knows you best

876. is the one you spend the most time with.

877. Goodnight.