Game Changer 5x9

1. - My babies! - Hello.

2. - Hello. - Hello!

3. - I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

4. - It's all good.

5. - Hey, well, you had to finish the cue-to-cue,

6. whatever that is.

7. - Yeah, this episode's a little bit of a beast,

8. I'm not gonna lie. (Siobhan laughing)

9. - Can't wait to find out what that means.

10. - Siobhan, "Game Changer" debut.

11. - Wow. - Yay!

12. - We just got a few minutes while they reset downstairs.

13. - Okay. - Great.

14. - Because I can't have you see the stage before we start.

15. - Oh my god. - Okay.

16. - Great.

17. - I'm gonna give you the normal spiel that I do

18. up here instead of down there, if that makes sense.

19. - Yeah.

20. - I can take this off.

21. You know, this is a game show,

22. but it's not about the points. - No.

23. It's about having fun with friends.

24. - It's about making Brennan look stupid.

25. We're all here to do that, right?

26. - Totally.

27. Yeah, so, like-

28. - Those playing cards important?

29. - My pandemic hobby has been cards, card magic.

30. - Oh, close up magic, yeah.

31. - Ooh, in fact, can I practice something on you?

32. - Of course.

33. - Seven of spades.

34. - Okay, here we go.

35. - Lou, just so you know,

36. I'm not up to any funny business here,

37. just tell me to... - That's a direct lie.

38. - To, (laughs) stop whenever-

39. Not up to any funny business when I begin a magic trick.

40. - Stop.

41. - Okay, I'm gonna ask you to take that card.

42. Don't show it to your fellow players.

43. - This one? - This one.

44. - This one?

45. You want me to take this one?

46. - You can take that one. - Okay.

47. - Just take a look at it.

48. Don't show it to them.

49. Put it back. - Mm-hm.

50. - Tell me to stop whenever you want, Brennan.

51. - I wish I had a cool party trick like that.

52. - Stop.

53. - I think cool is strong.

54. - No, a bit forward. Okay.

55. A little bit more. - A party trick.

56. - Yeah, take a look at it.

57. Don't show it to these two.

58. Put it back.

59. Siobhan, same deal.

60. Tell me to stop whenever you like.

61. - Stop. - Right here?

62. Okay, go ahead.

63. You got it? - Mm-hm.

64. - Okay, take a look. - Hey, Sam.

65. - Yeah?

66. - Do you think I could get you to do a proofreading

67. downstairs real quick?

68. - Can I have two minutes to finish this stupid card trick?

69. - You can.

70. Sorry.

71. - Okay.

72. Remember your cards though,

73. 'cause I want to do this downstairs.

74. - Okay, great.

75. - We'll finish it downstairs.

76. - Okay, see you very soon.

77. - See you soon.

78. - Oh, hell yeah!

79. - I am so excited to get back in the fucking dome.

80. - I know!

81. - Yeah, it should be fun. (tense stinger building)

82. - It's been too long.

83. - I love it.

84. - Yeah.

85. - Okay, I'm gonna go use the bathroom as well.

86. - Yeah, I guess I should probably too.

87. - Brennan, you've set off a bad-

88. - Oh, this one's out of order.

89. - This door is locked.

90. - Oh, wow. (laughs)

91. - This door is straight-up locked.

92. They don't want us getting out, dude.

93. - Is this the show?

94. - Get ready for a "Game Changer"! - Oh fuck!

95. Tonight's guests; the Dungeon Master has become my prisoner,

96. Tonight's guests; the Dungeon Master has become my prisoner,

97. it's Brennan Lee Mulligan! (Siobhan laughing in confusion)

98. - What the fuck? - Is this an escape room?

99. - Will she escape?

100. Survey says, no dice!

101. It's Siobhan Thompson!

102. - You son of a bitch.

103. - And for once, thinking inside the box, it's Lou Wilson!

104. - And for once, thinking inside the box, it's Lou Wilson!

105. - This is not okay.

106. - And your host, me!

107. I've been here the whole time.

108. - Goddammit!

109. - This is "Game Changer", the only game show

110. where the game changes every show.

111. I am your host, Sam Reich.

112. I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.

113. Now, you all understand how the game works.

114. - We don't know how it works.

115. We understand that part.

116. - That's right, our players have no idea

117. what game it is they're about to play.

118. The only way to learn is by playing.

119. The only way to win is by learning,

120. and the only way to begin is by beginning.

121. So without further ado,

122. let's begin by putting 60 minutes on the clock!

123. - What the fuck?

124. - Players, you have one hour to escape the green room.

125. - Players, you have one hour to escape the green room.

126. - I just found some cards.

127. Oh!

128. - Okay, I found three in here.

129. - I found some cards here.

130. Okay, look.

131. Looks like there might be some kind of puzzle on the back.

132. - They're 10s.

133. And wait, which cards did you guys get from the deck?

134. - Oh, I got a six of diamonds.

135. - I also got a six of diamonds.

136. - I also got a six of diamonds.

137. - You'll notice the cards in that deck

138. are not the same, and might be clues.

139. - Okay, all right. - Goddamn.

140. Okay.

141. - Also, I'm sorry if I broke that

142. and I'm not supposed to break that guitar.

143. You find anything else in there? (Sam laughing)

144. - Okay, there is a rabbit on here,

145. and there's the code thing. - Oh, okay.

146. - So if you see anything that has a blue rabbit.

147. - Okay, so two pillows, five plants, six clocks,

148. so I think these things are the significant things

149. in the room.

150. - I got the plants in the plant.

151. - I got the guitars in the guitar.

152. - Clocks.

153. - Three jackets, seven plants.

154. No, this is a vase.

155. Yeah, dude, the clock.

156. - Another card up here.

157. - Great.

158. There's a vase.

159. Smash it, dude, smash it.

160. - Everyone be careful. - Smash

161. that fucking vase, dude.

162. - Baba Booey!

163. Baba Booey!

164. - Okay, there are cards in here.

165. Okay.

166. - We have cards in here!

167. Okay, so this lines up.

168. They're lining up.

169. - Oh, oh, oh, oh! - This lines up.

170. - I got the pillows, I got the pillows, I got the pillows.

171. - The pillows, somebody's shoes.

172. There's a shoe.

173. - There's shoes over here! - Shoes over there.

174. - Shoes over there.

175. Pillow, pillow, pillow.

176. - Here we go, here we go. - Lint roller!

177. - And there's a clock in here as well.

178. - We need to find a lint roller.

179. We need to find a jacket.

180. You found the clock?

181. - Ooh, well done, Siobhan.

182. Important part of the puzzle there.

183. - Okay. - Fire extinguisher.

184. Oh, can we take this off the wall?

185. - Open here.

186. - Oh.

187. - Brennan, as usual, nothing but complete and total focus.

188. - You're not getting a fucking joke out of me

189. until I'm out of this room!

190. - Let's go, baby, let's go. - You want bits?

191. You let me out of the room for bits, motherfucker!

192. - Where's the bacon?

193. Does this look like bacon to you?

194. - Look over here somewhere.

195. That weird little shit. - Hey, motherfucker,

196. what's this look like?

197. - It looks like a shit. - What is this?

198. What is this?

199. - Doesn't it look like a fucking shit?

200. - What does this look like?

201. Help me, bro.

202. - Found more cards here in the extend-

203. - Oh, yes.

204. Here you go.

205. - Thank you.

206. - No, I held this to you

207. so you could tell me what you think it is.

208. - Well, it goes with these,

209. so that's four queens right there, right?

210. - Yes, and this also has a bunch of stuff on it.

211. We also need a lint roller, Siobhan.

212. Have you found a lint roller?

213. Oh, there it is.

214. Is this good content?

215. - Believe it or not, it's great!

216. - Goddamn! - Did some of this

217. come flying out?

218. Boom.

219. - Got it! - (musically) Sha-na-na-na-na!

220. Okay, here's four.

221. Did we find the jacket yet?

222. - No, I looked through all of these pockets,

223. but I couldn't find anything.

224. Maybe I'm just missing something.

225. - And then there's tape on the back of the cards

226. that I think we'll be using to create an image.

227. - I've looked in the pockets.

228. Just gonna look on the back

229. and see if there's any weird shit that I've missed.

230. - Just so that we're talking and communicating-

231. - Always.

232. - I'm scouring right now, overturning everything.

233. - Maybe it's in an inside pocket.

234. - Great.

235. - But do we want someone

236. looking to see if the cards- - To start

237. putting it together?

238. - To see if there's something there.

239. We might not be at that stage yet.

240. - Why don't I do that?

241. - If you want to start looking at this shit,

242. maybe me and Lou keep scouring.

243. - Yes. - There's also this.

244. I might start putting things on...

245. - Just seeing if there's a pattern in the clues

246. while we are casing the joint,

247. 'cause we don't want to all give the room a once over.

248. - Yeah, I mean, do I want to start...

249. Aha!

250. A bunny!

251. - What?

252. - I see bunny ears here.

253. - That's gonna give us the code?

254. - Could be.

255. - Lou, have you given up on that object

256. on the ace that you can't identify?

257. - I kept trying to show it to people,

258. and I will say, that's the only breakdown

259. we've had as a team so far, guys.

260. Somebody's got to help me with that.

261. - It could be a stick.

262. - Could be a Cheeto.

263. - Oh, Cheeto!

264. Open up those fucking Cheetos.

265. - Got it.

266. - Here you go, Sam!

267. - Here's your fucking Cheetos!

268. - Here's your fucking Cheetos, bro!

269. - Fucking Cheetos, man! - Here's your fucking Cheetos!

270. - We are not animals! (Siobhan yelling)

271. - Okay, so what is this?

272. What's this thing?

273. - A record player, maybe?

274. - Oh, yeah, vinyl?

275. - Oh, it could be a smoke alarm.

276. Is there a smoke alarm here?

277. - Yeah, somewhere.

278. - Here we go.

279. - Oh, you got it?

280. - Yeah. - Hell yeah, Siobhan!

281. - There you go, check that.

282. Get in there.

283. - Yeah, bitch! - (musically) Sha-na-na-na-na!

284. - Wow, I hope we don't set on fire.

285. - There it is, you bitch.

286. - Fun fact, that room had no smoke detector before.

287. - Classic Sam Reich!

288. Hey, if they burn to death, I'll just get some new ones.

289. - Which fucking coat has the fucking cards

290. in the fucking pockets?

291. - Try inside pockets.

292. - I've been trying inside pockets

293. on everything that's a straight-up coat.

294. And Brennan, I swear to god, if you find it

295. on one go through, I will end myself.

296. - I will end myself.

297. This one feels like the b-

298. - I got bad news for you.

299. - No.

300. Fuck me! - No!

301. - Okay, goddammit.

302. That one's not a breakaway,

303. but that's okay. - That's not a breakaway.

304. Okay.

305. - Okay, jackets here.

306. - Okay.

307. - Okay, so there's a bunny happening over here.

308. - Oh, if we put it on top of this, we'll get the image.

309. Siobhan, I hate to make your hard work go away.

310. - No, no, no, it's fine.

311. I started doing this,

312. and then I- - Put the four Cheetos on top.

313. - Five plants.

314. - Red, orange, yellow...

315. - 'Cause these could be oriented in different ways,

316. so we got to just be aware of that.

317. - Shut the fuck up.

318. This is not about you.

319. - Shut your fucking mouth.

320. - Yeah, you need to close your-

321. - Sorry, my perspective right now is like, I am the Joker.

322. I'm watching you all on seven cameras.

323. - I won't lie, when we could not get out of the room,

324. that was legitimately- - It was legit.

325. - I was like, hey, what the fuck is happening?

326. Yeah, fuck you.

327. What's the paper clip?

328. - I know where that is.

329. - Oh, there it is.

330. Okay, great.

331. - Got it.

332. Here we go, here we go.

333. - A clock? - Okay, so this three.

334. Is there a number on the lint roller?

335. - It's at four.

336. The lint roller, I destroyed. - Oh.

337. - Was it bad that we just started smashing shit?

338. - So rabbit, rabbit, pillow, pillow,

339. lint roller, lint roller, clock, clock.

340. - So the rabbit's over here.

341. - Clock, lint, pillow.

342. How many number categories does the lock have?

343. - Oh, here's the lint roller.

344. - Guys, there are three symbols on the map

345. other than the rabbit,

346. and there are three rollers on the combination lock.

347. - Oh, oh, oh, oh!

348. - What?

349. - Three.

350. Oh, wait. - Oh, oh!

351. What's the pillow? - Oh my God.

352. - So, my guy,

353. so it's clock, lint, pillow.

354. - Okay, six, four.

355. - What's pillow?

356. What's pillow?

357. What's pillow? - I'm trying to find it.

358. - Two! - Six, four, two!

359. - Get us the fuck out of here, man!

360. Get us the fuck out of here!

361. - Ooh, we have to crawl through this hole.

362. - Get off me, man! You're fuckin' crowding-

363. What the fuck? - Oh! Oh! Oh!

364. - Okay. - No, I saw this earlier!

365. There's a fucking car out here!

366. - (screams) Okay, okay, I'll steer it,

367. you tell me where to go.

368. - Okay.

369. - Is this forward?

370. - Okay, whoa, whoa!

371. It's got a lot of get up and go. (cool action/heist music)

372. - Okay, all right.

373. Siobhan, what do we think we need to do?

374. That's a bird.

375. Come take a look before we start making moves.

376. - We've got to get it onto the bird, I would imagine.

377. - And then what do we do once we're on the bird?

378. Any clues in there?

379. Anything we're looking at?

380. - Well, there is a thing that is a bird over here

381. that has another padlock on it.

382. - Wait, where do you see it?

383. - In the kitchen.

384. - Yes, you're right, you're right.

385. - Five pins?

386. - Yes, there are five pins.

387. - We got to knock these shits over!

388. - Hell yeah, Lou!

389. - You need to turn the car around.

390. - Okay, great.

391. Tell me when

392. I'm in the right way. - Turn.

393. Yep, keep turning.

394. Okay, a little more.

395. Yeah, there it is, there it is.

396. Vroom vroom! Vroom vroom!

397. Okay, no you (babbeling)

398. You're turning a lot when you drive.

399. Right now, you're headed to the building.

400. - Oh, okay.

401. - All right, I'm gonna calm down.

402. So you are hitting the building right now, Siobhan.

403. You got to reverse.

404. Okay.

405. - Other way?

406. - Right is the way you need to go right now.

407. There it is.

408. Keep going.

409. Straight, straight, straight.

410. No, you're curving.

411. When you go forward really fast, you curve a lot.

412. - It doesn't really have a slow.

413. - Got it.

414. - It just has on and off.

415. - Okay, Brennan, how much battery

416. does your guys' phones have?

417. FaceTime me.

418. I'm gonna show you what you're doing.

419. - You didn't count on ingenuity, did you, motherfucker?

420. - I did not!

421. - I'm continuing to look for clues,

422. 'cause you guys got this. - Yes.

423. - All of these years of playing video games!

424. Okay, this is great.

425. - Can you see?

426. - This is so much easier.

427. - There it is. - Never would've guessed that!

428. - You see that way it hard bends?

429. - There we go. - Oh!

430. - There we go, bitch.

431. - Okay, first one down.

432. Plant!

433. Next level, motherfuckers!

434. - Oh, shit!

435. - Yes!

436. - Ah!

437. - Boom!

438. Oh, shit.

439. Yeah, that's a double!

440. Pillow, shoe!

441. Brennan, can you start pulling these numbers?

442. - Yes, I got it.

443. Pillow, shoe, plant.

444. - It's this last one!

445. - But you're right on, 'cause we also need to spin that pin.

446. - There we go.

447. - Okay, extinguisher.

448. And you just got to spin that one for me, Siobhan.

449. You just got to spin him.

450. Spin him so I can get eyes.

451. Oh!

452. No! No! (dramatic stinger)

453. No!

454. - No!

455. - On the wheels that are on the ground, spin 'em hard.

456. Spin 'em hard, there it is.

457. Come on, Siobhan! Come on, Siobhan!

458. Come on, spin for papa!

459. Spin for papa!

460. Ah, ah! Ah!

461. - I'm trying to correct.

462. - Is Sam Reich still at his podium

463. and not walking outside to help us?

464. Kick it!

465. Kick it, person who works for the company!

466. - We'll give you $20 if you kick it!

467. - Fight the bourgeoisie!

468. - I will Venmo you $20 as soon my phone's back on!

469. - Straight-up, yell your Venmo to us.

470. We will Venmo you money.

471. Siobhan, you can do this!

472. - Come on!

473. - Come on!

474. Flip it, flip it.

475. Yaaaaaaooww!

476. - Okay, okay, okay. - There it is!

477. - Give me my camera back.

478. - Sorry.

479. - Tell me where I am.

480. Oh, I see it, good god.

481. - So yeah, you need to go around

482. the unhelpful camera person.

483. Here it is, here it is, here it is.

484. - This is a bad time for FaceTime to be glitchy.

485. - Sam turned off the wifi, for sure.

486. - Here we go.

487. - I believe in you, Siobhan.

488. You picked the hardest job in this en-

489. - Shut up, Sam!

490. - (laughs) You don't want my encouragement?

491. - No! - No!

492. - Come on!

493. - Did it go?

494. - It's spinning.

495. Keep it soft.

496. I just need a glimpse, baby.

497. I just need the edge.

498. I just need the edge!

499. Now you're mounting it.

500. All right.

501. Now you're fucking it, Siobhan.

502. Don't fuck the pin.

503. - Ah, for fuck's sake.

504. - Come on, yeah, yeah!

505. Ah!

506. - Meanwhile, Brennan's plugging in

507. the numbers they have so far,

508. and Brennan, are you just brute forcing the last one?

509. - I love it, dude.

510. Ah!

511. - Not again!

512. Fuck!

513. - Hey, we've done this before.

514. We know the routine.

515. - Hey, gang, we got it.

516. - Boom!

517. - We got it.

518. - Thank fucking god.

519. Oh my god. - You are no help!

520. No help at all!

521. (echoing like a magical oath) And you will be remembered!

522. - Okay.

523. Incredible work, gang.

524. Here we go. (drum music)

525. Hey, fuck yeah, team.

526. Let's go. - There it is.

527. - What are we creating here?

528. - I'm exhausted.

529. - Is this a jigsaw puzzle, or is this a thing

530. that we have to get a thing through,

531. or do we build something through it?

532. - So there's a bunch of holes.

533. I think maybe we line up the holes.

534. - Oh, oh!

535. - What is it?

536. - Oh, it's letters.

537. - Ah!

538. Okay, hold on.

539. - But which is which?

540. And there's magnets on the back, so they click.

541. - Holy shit!

542. Okay.

543. - Well, which one's got the tiniest letters?

544. Okay, this one.

545. I think it's this one.

546. - Great. - I think it's the H.

547. Wow, and here we thought we were just celebrating

548. our legacy of our work.

549. Little did I know, we were trapped in a prison.

550. - Well, there's that too, Lou.

551. - No, Sam. - M-C.

552. - You have to choose sides.

553. - Are you sure? - I don't know about that.

554. - Let me just try this one.

555. - Yeah, just try it. - Let me just see

556. if this is a perfect fit or not.

557. - Oh, it is.

558. There we go. - That's a perfect fit, okay.

559. - Who's got sideways letters?

560. - What on Earth would you be trying to spell?

561. - That's a great question asked by a bad man.

562. - Absolute fucking maniac.

563. - Who's got letters in the bottom left corner?

564. Tiny Heist.

565. I bet this is H-E.

566. - So many memories up here.

567. "Fantasy High" season one.

568. - Well, yeah, and you're poisoning them.

569. You're poisoning every single one.

570. Some of this stuff is wrong, right?

571. - Yeah, stuff is wrong, yeah.

572. - I think maybe this one? - No, maybe this one.

573. - L-E?

574. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Ba baow!

575. - Let me see if this is the one here, hold on.

576. No.

577. - Guys, we're close.

578. - We are close.

579. - That feels good.

580. E-P.

581. - Yeah, this is the one here.

582. - This one is not it.

583. This one goes somewhere else.

584. Try that on "Coffin Run", maybe "Starstruck."

585. - Not "Coffin Run."

586. - No.

587. - "I've ep"?

588. Wait, no, this is wrong.

589. - Yeah, that's not right.

590. - This might be here.

591. - Yep.

592. - Yep, there we go. - Game time.

593. - I've been here the whole time?

594. - You motherfucker!

595. - So does that matter, or was that just for your fun? (lock unclicks)

596. - Wait.

597. - Are we supposed to-

598. - Careful with the glass.

599. - You can take that off, if you want.

600. - Kick it, Brennan!

601. Timbs! - Hold on.

602. - Timbs, bitch!

603. Yeah!

604. - What's up, baby?

605. - Oh my god!

606. - Holy shit!

607. All right, climb in, gang.

608. Here we go.

609. - Are there cameras in here too?

610. - Yes, there are cameras in here.

611. Of course, there are fucking cameras in here.

612. - Oh, I fucking hate it, dude.

613. - Thank god I wore pants, is all I can say.

614. Okay, there's a magnet here and a thing to stand.

615. Some kind of pull?

616. - Okay.

617. - Okay, let's-

618. - Samuel Dalton: Time Traveler.

619. - (echoing) Time Traveler!

620. Magician or madman?

621. Born in Cambridge, England, Samuel Dalton apprenticed

622. under various card cheats and has since established himself

623. as one of London's finest magicians.

624. But his latest act has us concerned.

625. Dalton claims he will use electromagnetism

626. to travel to the future.

627. Is this another hustle, or is it... madness?

628. - Okay.

629. - We have a clock here.

630. - God, it is so hot in here.

631. - Now we get sexy.

632. - It's time to get sexy.

633. Let's go.

634. - Now I actually feel like,

635. are we gonna die before we get out of here?

636. - I don't know, this could be hell.

637. This is very Sartre-esque. - This might be it.

638. - No exit.

639. Hell is other people.

640. - Let's just slow our breathing,

641. think through all these clues.

642. - Okay, friends and colleagues...

643. - Gathered this past Saturday

644. to mourn the passing of Samuel Dalton,

645. who disappeared during his magic act last July.

646. Dalton had encircled himself with household objects

647. over the numbers of a clock

648. when a bolt of lightning struck a magnet overhead,

649. leaving behind only his smoldering footprints.

650. - So it seems like it's about objects.

651. Do we have these things?

652. - Why don't we do this?

653. There's three of us in this small space,

654. so let's have someone go out

655. and start collecting the items we need from in there,

656. and someone else can stay in here

657. and see if the items exist in this space.

658. - Can you step out of the- - Yeah.

659. Hell yeah.

660. Why are you biting your hand?

661. - I feel like it's simpler

662. than we're making it, right? - I think it is, too.

663. - It says household objects around him in a clock.

664. All of the things have numbers with them.

665. Do we put them on the numbers?

666. Okay.

667. Siobhan, can you grab a pillow, the clock, the lint roller?

668. Brennan, can you put these on the-

669. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

670. - Pillow goes on two.

671. Can you grab the electrical outlet,

672. a piece of the guitar, clock goes on six.

673. Outlet is queen, which translates to 12.

674. The guitar, that goes on 10.

675. Can you grab the first suede coat from the rack?

676. That's gonna go on three. - The coat, yes,

677. and the Cheetos.

678. - The fire extinguisher and the boot.

679. Oh, and can you grab me a Cheeto?

680. - The bag is right there.

681. - Oh, sorry.

682. Can you grab the smoke detector as well?

683. - Yes!

684. I knew I shouldn't have put the stupid thing back.

685. - Lint roller goes on four.

686. And did you grab the shoe, Siobhan?

687. - Yes.

688. - I think this is 11.

689. Seven is a piece of the vase.

690. Thank you, Siobhan.

691. - You're welcome.

692. - Shoe is eight. - Where the fuck

693. did this plant go?

694. We really wrecked this room.

695. - Shoe is eight.

696. - This is our last one.

697. - Plant goes on five.

698. - Five's right there.

699. - Out of order.

700. - Out of order?

701. - Oh, the bathroom. - Oh, the bathroom.

702. - How you doing, Sam?

703. What's going on, dude?

704. How are you?

705. - It's locked. - Still locked.

706. - There's a 13th object.

707. - The paper clip! - The paper clip.

708. - Oh, the paper clip.

709. Copy that.

710. What number are the paper clips?

711. Oh, I have all the cards right here.

712. They're king, so that would be 13?

713. - It's open. (shrieks)

714. - What the fuck?

715. - What the fuck?

716. You son a bitch!

717. What the fuck?

718. - Sam Reich is in here.

719. - Sam Reich is in here!

720. - Honestly, you guys just want to take a minute?

721. - I would love to get brunch.

722. - Yeah.

723. - I'm really hot,

724. and there's a great brunch place right around the...

725. - I swear to god.

726. - I'm so hot right now.

727. - I'm straight-up good to take a minute

728. before we go to the next...

729. - Saving Sam's not a priority. - Saving Sam's not a priority.

730. Anyway.

731. - Just gonna get you guys some water.

732. - Yeah, thank you, man.

733. I could use it.

734. Sam, be quiet, dude.

735. - What a nice thing for him to have done.

736. - It's very funny, I was talking to the Sam on the TV.

737. 'Cause I was so confused.

738. Okay, you guys wanna get through this?

739. - Yeah, let's do it.

740. - Let's go.

741. - (muffled) Unbelievable!

742. - Yeah, I know, Sam.

743. - What's good, man?

744. - Hey, what's going on, dude?

745. Now's the part where we beat the shit outta you.

746. - Ah!

747. Jesus Christ!

748. So you know how magic has been my pandemic hobby?

749. - Yeah. - You said that, yeah.

750. - Yeah, yeah.

751. - It turns out that that runs in the family.

752. - Really? - Oh, no.

753. - Oh, is that your grandfather or something like that?

754. - Great-grandfather.

755. - Got it.

756. - He disappeared in the past

757. and I tried to form an electromagnetic

758. link to him in the future.

759. That didn't go so well.

760. He took over the show.

761. He's evil, Brennan.

762. I had nothing to do with this.

763. For the record, this is all him.

764. - Oh, fuck me!

765. - Anyway, one of those keys opens the door.

766. - The key is magnetism.

767. - Yeah, let's grab that magnet.

768. - I hope you're comfortable.

769. - I can really use somebody on these knots.

770. - Sorry man.

771. No can do.

772. - Ah!

773. - Brennan, you look hot!

774. - Oh, thank you!

775. That's such a nice compliment.

776. - Well, the good news is it's only 50 plus keys to try.

777. - You got anything?

778. - Anyone else wanna take a-

779. - Yeah, I'll go.

780. - Yeah, I think that with them piled on each other,

781. our buddy could be on the bottom.

782. Here, I can crouch.

783. - Oh.

784. - Got one?

785. - This one has magnets to it.

786. So this must be the one.

787. - I think we're done. - I'm gonna tell you something right now.

788. And this is the fucking gospel truth you're hearing.

789. - Yeah.

790. - If I open that door.

791. - Yes.

792. - And we discover that there's more puzzle

793. on the other side.

794. - Yeah.

795. - You're taking a flight down the stairs. (Sam laughing)

796. You understand?

797. - Straight up.

798. - Straight down the stairs.

799. - I don't know why you're angry with me!

800. - Why would I be?

801. - It's the great-grandfather's fault! - Oh!

802. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

803. - Blame Samuel Dalton!

804. - Get some water in case there's a fucking sauna

805. on the other side of that door.

806. - Wow, you guys made a mess.

807. - Wow.

808. We really did.

809. - Yeah, well, you know.

810. - The panic is so real.

811. - That's the difference between walking into an escape room

812. and finding yourself in one.

813. - Yes. - Yes.

814. - Is I immediately had zero respect for anything.

815. - Moment of truth.

816. - We got a bomb that we've gotta dismantle!

817. - Oh, shit! - Okay, go, go!

818. All right, we're back in it.

819. We're back in it. The bomb.

820. - Oh, God. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.

821. - Okay.

822. - Fuck this.

823. - Is this your card?

824. - Well.

825. - Oh.

826. - Okay.

827. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

828. Don't use your fucking fists.

829. - Oh, yes! - Okay.

830. - There we go!

831. - Okay.

832. Good, good, good.

833. - Now, wait a second.

834. - Do we know the order they go in?

835. - Yes.

836. It starts with an ace.

837. - Okay, there are all the cards.

838. - Cheeto, where's Cheeto?

839. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

840. What if it's only one?

841. - What?

842. - What if there's only-

843. - What if there's only one that-

844. - What if it's only one wire?

845. - Well, it says this is your card.

846. - The six of diamonds was our card.

847. - What do you mean, a six of diamonds was your card?

848. - All the way back at the beginning of the game,

849. before it all started, we all pulled a card

850. and we thought it was a fun magic trick.

851. But actually, it was the first domino in a series of events

852. that would lead us to fight each other,

853. you, for me to cite Nuremberg

854. in trying to make a camera person feel bad.

855. - What's six?

856. - Oh, it's clocks. - Clocks.

857. - Clocks.

858. - Though that would be thematically appropriate.

859. - So is one of them clock?

860. - This one is clock, the yellow.

861. - Okay, everyone put a hand on it.

862. - It's been really nice knowing you.

863. - Put a hand on it.

864. Siobhan.

865. - This is absolutely the right move.

866. Here we go.

867. - Brennan, get a hand in there.

868. Okay, guys, here we go.

869. - Three, two, one.

870. Okay.

871. - Did it stop?

872. - Clock stopped.

873. - Clock stopped at 1:15.

874. - Okay.

875. You son of a bitch!

876. - You son of a bitch!

877. - Wow, players!

878. You can go ahead and take your podiums.

879. (Sam laughs) - Podiums?

880. - I'm sorry, we're not done?

881. - Yeah, now we're doing a fucking episode of "Sam Says".

882. - Congratulations, players,

883. you have escaped the green room! (triumphant horns)

884. Your prize, three tickets to Stash House,

885. the award-winning escape room created by Tommy Honton,

886. my creative partner for this particular episode.

887. So you can keep the fun going.

888. - Oh, we get to do it again?

889. - That does it for us here at "Game Changer".

890. I am your host, Sam Dalton Reich,

891. reminding you that there's a little bit of evil

892. in all of us.

893. Goodnight.