1. - Last time on "Game
Battle Royale,"Copy !req
2. a series of twists sent
home Lily, then Anna,Copy !req
3. then brought back Lily,
then sent home Izzy.Copy !req
4. Six players remain, but not for long.Copy !req
5. - The only way to
continue is by continuing.Copy !req
6. This is part three of "Game
Battle Royale."Copy !req
7. Please welcome back to the stage,Copy !req
8. Ally Beardsley,Copy !req
9. Tao Yang,Copy !req
10. Rekha Shankar,Copy !req
11. Lily Du,Copy !req
12. Jacob Wysocki,Copy !req
13. and Vic Michaelis.Copy !req
14. Rekha, I'm gonna take that back.Copy !req
15. - See ya!Copy !req
16. - No, keep it, keep it.Copy !req
17. - Just keep it.Copy !req
18. - Sam, put it on.Copy !req
19. - Just keep it, you deserve it.Copy !req
20. - Keep it.Copy !req
21. - Put it on, do a twirl.Copy !req
22. - It's kinda crazy,Copy !req
23. 'cause I just did a spin.
- Watch out, Jeff ProbstCopy !req
24. - Players,Copy !req
25. are you ready for your next
individual immunity challenge?Copy !req
26. - No!Copy !req
27. - No, king!Copy !req
28. - As comedians, you're used to being loud!Copy !req
29. It's part of the job!Copy !req
30. But, this challengeCopy !req
31. is gonna ask you to do quite the opposite.Copy !req
32. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
33. - This is the "ASMR Challenge."Copy !req
34. Ash, if you could please
bring out the decibel meter.Copy !req
35. Here's how this is going to work.Copy !req
36. One at a time, you are
going to approach AshCopy !req
37. and read the sentencesCopy !req
38. that I've written here on this monitor.Copy !req
39. The loudest each round is out,Copy !req
40. until there's one person standing.Copy !req
41. - This is my downfall.Copy !req
42. - I wish Grant was here.Copy !req
43. - Vic, we'll start with you.Copy !req
44. Your sentence, Vic, is this.Copy !req
45. - They didn't say anything.Copy !req
46. - They did, and with a 66.7,Copy !req
47. you can go ahead and sit down, Vic.Copy !req
48. - Wow.Copy !req
49. - 66.7 what?Copy !req
50. - Jake, that's you.Copy !req
51. - Yeah, my sound
system goes to negative 50,Copy !req
52. so...Copy !req
53. - Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
54. - The same phrase?Copy !req
55. - The same phrase.
- Okay.Copy !req
56. - (whisper) Give me 50 cookies
for my little turtle's birthday.Copy !req
57. - With a 67, you can sit down, JakeCopy !req
58. - What was Vic's?Copy !req
59. - 66.7.Copy !req
60. - I can hear Tao practicing,
and I would like him to stop.Copy !req
61. I would like him to stop!Copy !req
62. - I would like to issue a formal request.Copy !req
63. - Lily, it's you!Copy !req
64. - She's facing that way.Copy !req
65. - Did that register at all?Copy !req
66. - 56.2.Copy !req
67. - 56.2.Copy !req
68. - Fuck.
- What?Copy !req
69. - It's good to be a quiet little
Asian. (laughing amusingly)Copy !req
70. - Rekha?Copy !req
71. 67.5, go ahead and sit down.Copy !req
72. - Damn, I'm the loudest
bitch there ever was.Copy !req
73. My man, let's go!Copy !req
74. - Tao?Copy !req
75. 66.8, Tao, not bad.Copy !req
76. - Wow, all that practice paid off.Copy !req
77. - Okay.Copy !req
78. - And finally, Ally Beardsley.Copy !req
79. - Oh, God.Copy !req
80. - (whisper) Give me 50 cookies
for my little turtle's birthday.Copy !req
81. - 67.6, which is the
loudest from this round,Copy !req
82. - 67.6, which is the
loudest from this round,Copy !req
83. meaning that you are out, leaving five.Copy !req
84. Next up, Jake.Copy !req
85. Jake, your sentence is-Copy !req
86. - Oh, a new sentence.Copy !req
87. - Did Grant say this about you?Copy !req
88. - (whisper) Bleeding badly
is my daddy's favorite hobby.Copy !req
89. - I love that we've decided
that speed is a factor here.Copy !req
90. - 68.8.Copy !req
91. - 68.8.Copy !req
92. - Damn, it was louder.Copy !req
93. I thought... I thought it'd be quieter.Copy !req
94. Fuck!Copy !req
95. What was that, what was the measurement?Copy !req
96. - 90.1.Copy !req
97. - Lily, it's on you.Copy !req
98. - (whisper) Bleeding badly
is my daddy's favorite hobby.Copy !req
99. - 56.9.Copy !req
100. Lily, you are tearing it up.
- Dang, Lily!Copy !req
101. - It's inherently a louder phrase.Copy !req
102. - Rekha, you're up.Copy !req
103. Did that register?Copy !req
104. - 48.9.Copy !req
105. - Mommy's quiet bitch.Copy !req
106. - 48.9.Copy !req
107. - From loud to Mommy's...Copy !req
108. She got punished, she got quiet.Copy !req
109. - Tao.Copy !req
110. - Just hit that big 70, dawg.Copy !req
111. - 67, Tao.Copy !req
112. - You fucker.Copy !req
113. - Vic?Copy !req
114. - 66.9, Vic, way to go.Copy !req
115. - Whoo!Copy !req
116. - Jake, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
117. - I know!Copy !req
118. I fuckin' know, Sam.Copy !req
119. I was too loud.Copy !req
120. Surprise, surprise!Copy !req
121. - Lily, that's you up.Copy !req
122. New phrase.Copy !req
123. - Wait, this might be
hard 'cause it's sexy.Copy !req
124. - Cut the crap before I
call my horny neighbor.Copy !req
125. - 66.1.Copy !req
126. - Your loudest one yet.Copy !req
127. - I was horny.Copy !req
128. - Horny decibels go through the roof.Copy !req
129. - Okay, yeah, I have to get all...Copy !req
130. Get my horny out here.Copy !req
131. - 67.1.Copy !req
132. - Wow!Copy !req
133. - I'm a loud bitch again.Copy !req
134. - Tao.Copy !req
135. Well done, Tao, 65.8.Copy !req
136. - Whoa!Copy !req
137. - Wait, you said it through closed lips?Copy !req
138. - He had sort of the
corner of his mouth open.Copy !req
139. - Technique!Copy !req
140. - The "Popeye."Copy !req
141. - Yes, the "Popeye" technique.Copy !req
142. - Hella ventriloquist.Copy !req
143. - And Vic.Copy !req
144. 53.Copy !req
145. - No!Copy !req
146. How?
(everyone applauding)Copy !req
147. - What?Copy !req
148. - Rekha, that's you out, I'm afraid.Copy !req
149. - Wow, wow.
- Moving on.Copy !req
150. - Loud bitches associate.Copy !req
151. - Yeah.Copy !req
152. Get outta here.Copy !req
153. - Tao, that's you.Copy !req
154. 67.6, Tao.Copy !req
155. - Fuck!Copy !req
156. - Fuck, fuck!Copy !req
157. It sucks, dude, it sucks.Copy !req
158. Vic.Copy !req
159. 49.4.Copy !req
160. - What the fuck?Copy !req
161. - Vic-Copy !req
162. - And they're quiet.Copy !req
163. - Has figured something out.Copy !req
164. - Wow.Copy !req
165. - Lily.Copy !req
166. - (whisper) I'm a sloppy little boyCopy !req
167. who likes sloppy little sandwiches.Copy !req
168. - 57.5.Copy !req
169. - It was that big whistle "S."Copy !req
170. - Hard "S."Copy !req
171. - That, Tao, is you out,
(buzzer blaring)Copy !req
172. leaving a showdown between Vic and Lily.Copy !req
173. Vic, I'm gonna ask you to go first.Copy !req
174. - Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
175. - Vic breaks it
from being too quiet.Copy !req
176. - A lot of plosives in this one.Copy !req
177. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
178. 51.5.Copy !req
179. - Oh my God.Copy !req
180. - Lily, you got this.Copy !req
181. Come on, channel it, channel it.Copy !req
182. - Quiet please, respectfully
quiet, behind the camera too.Copy !req
183. 53.8.Copy !req
184. That means, Vic, you
are the winner of this-Copy !req
185. - Wow!Copy !req
186. Good game, good game, good game!Copy !req
187. - Community challenge.Copy !req
188. - Or, should I say?Copy !req
189. - Congratulations.Copy !req
190. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
191. - How does it feel?Copy !req
192. - Amazing.Copy !req
193. - Players, I will see you after
confessionals at the vote,Copy !req
194. where one of you will be
the fourth person eliminatedCopy !req
195. from "Game Changer: Battle Royale."Copy !req
196. - Do you have any idea
where these idols can be?Copy !req
197. - Literally no.Copy !req
198. - Big news, huge news.Copy !req
199. "They're in plain sight,
but they're hard to find,"Copy !req
200. what does that mean?Copy !req
201. So, I'm lookin' around.Copy !req
202. Hmm, those wires look awfully odd.Copy !req
203. - (whisper) You're kidding me.Copy !req
204. - Laos, Cambodia.Copy !req
205. Chiang Mai, Pai, Bangkok.Copy !req
206. Gettin' closer.Copy !req
207. - Did you see that?Copy !req
208. - No.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
209. - I didn't see it until he
started hangin' out around here.Copy !req
210. - Oh my God.Copy !req
211. It was plugged in.Copy !req
212. - Unbelievable.Copy !req
213. - Vic and Beards know that I have it.Copy !req
214. I felt safe letting them know.Copy !req
215. - Do you think we've walked past it?Copy !req
216. - Absolutely, we've walked past it.Copy !req
217. - I have a feeling that it's wires.Copy !req
218. - I think that's a really good theory.Copy !req
219. - Tides are turning.Copy !req
220. Very lucky that Lily comes back.Copy !req
221. But I'd already created an entire universeCopy !req
222. where that didn't happen, and
what that would look like,Copy !req
223. and now that is both a
boon and a bust for me.Copy !req
224. - Where I'm at now is still
with Tao, my sweet baby, Tao.Copy !req
225. I also am trusting Ally
Beardsley implicitly.Copy !req
226. - Almost everyone
who's come in here so farCopy !req
227. has said that they're
in an alliance with you.Copy !req
228. - That's why you lose the games first,Copy !req
229. that's why you tell people
how you're gonna voteCopy !req
230. and you do it.Copy !req
231. I think you just build loyaltyCopy !req
232. and then you don't look
like too much of a threatCopy !req
233. you're just kinda like smiling.Copy !req
234. But then you're like, "Surprise, I won."Copy !req
235. - I think everyone's told me
they're going to vote for me.Copy !req
236. Which I don't really see
the tactic behind thatCopy !req
237. 'cause I'm not the best at the game.Copy !req
238. Lily, are you voting for me?Copy !req
239. That's why Ally said.Copy !req
240. - I thought we were voting for Jacob.Copy !req
241. - But you could be putting on
a big act, and that's okay.Copy !req
242. - Okay Tao, I think I'm voting for Ally.Copy !req
243. Ally told me that everyone
was gonna vote for me.Copy !req
244. - Oh my God, okay.Copy !req
245. I'll think about voting for Ally.Copy !req
246. - I'm here to play games,
just keep on playing games.Copy !req
247. Please.Copy !req
248. I might vote Ally out first, to be honest.Copy !req
249. - Instead of Vic and Jacob?Copy !req
250. - Yes.Copy !req
251. - We gotta get somebody
off the old world team,Copy !req
252. the Old Guard.Copy !req
253. It really is like, "Who
do I see myself beating?"Copy !req
254. - Yeah.Copy !req
255. - That's how I'm making my decision.Copy !req
256. - (whisper) Vic, who are you voting for?Copy !req
257. - (whisper) I have no fucking
idea, do you guys have names?Copy !req
258. - Jacob's playing the
game very, very hard.Copy !req
259. I now understand how I'm being viewedCopy !req
260. and where I am in the order.Copy !req
261. I do genuinely think he and AllyCopy !req
262. will bring me to the final three,Copy !req
263. but I think I'm three outta three.Copy !req
264. - She's going you or Ally.Copy !req
265. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
266. - It's time to start spicing
things up a little bit.Copy !req
267. - This is what you made me do,Copy !req
268. this is what you made me do.Copy !req
269. - Please welcome back to
the stage Ally Beardsley,Copy !req
270. Tao Yang,Copy !req
271. Rekha Shankar,Copy !req
272. Lily Du,Copy !req
273. Jacob Wysocki,Copy !req
274. and Vic Michaelis.Copy !req
275. Well players, here we are at another vote.Copy !req
276. You tell me, what's the
plan, what's the vibe?Copy !req
277. - It's weird, but I'm feelin' great.Copy !req
278. - Why? I wonder why.Copy !req
279. - I feel fantastic.Copy !req
280. - You gotta be proud sitting
up there with a necklace.Copy !req
281. - Yeah, you know, as a fan of
any kind of source materialCopy !req
282. that would be related to this, you know,Copy !req
283. gettin' to have the necklace
even for a little bitCopy !req
284. is such a treat.Copy !req
285. - Jake, you're givin' me a nice long lookCopy !req
286. down the barrel of your nose.Copy !req
287. - Huh, maybe it's just every
time there's been a vote,Copy !req
288. my name's been in the mix.Copy !req
289. - Ooh.Copy !req
290. - Maybe I'm feeling a
little salty, a little sour.Copy !req
291. - Oh.Copy !req
292. - A little lied to.Copy !req
293. Maybe surrounded by rats.Copy !req
294. - Are you nervous headed
into this vote, Jake?Copy !req
295. - Every time I have been
chill, I've been wrong, so.Copy !req
296. - Don't be chill.Copy !req
297. - And I know I was like
"straight chilling" earlier.Copy !req
298. I got my head on a swivel,
I feel like a gargoyle.Copy !req
299. - Do gargoyle's heads swivel?Copy !req
300. - Aren't they notoriously made of stone?Copy !req
301. - Ooh, you guys don't
get real gargoyle lore.Copy !req
302. They wake up.Copy !req
303. - Rekha, how are you feelin'
as we head into this vote?Copy !req
304. - I heard some rumors.Copy !req
305. Whatever may be the case,
I'll move forward with gusto.Copy !req
306. - You sound like a politician.Copy !req
307. Question for you all, have
we been loop-de-loop hunting?Copy !req
308. - We're all mentally ill about it, man.Copy !req
309. - I brought some stuff on the stageCopy !req
310. that I would like to pitch to
you as being loop-de-loops.Copy !req
311. I've Greek'ed it, so you can film this.Copy !req
312. - Wow.Copy !req
313. - Wow, how considerate, Rekha.Copy !req
314. - An industry pro!Copy !req
315. - So I think if these cinnamon sticksCopy !req
316. were just a different
angle, and you put two...Copy !req
317. They're kind of just facing
each other the wrong way.Copy !req
318. That's a loop-de-loop.Copy !req
319. - Rekha, the way this works in "Survivor,"Copy !req
320. is if you think that anything
might be an immunity idol,Copy !req
321. you play it.Copy !req
322. And so, it's time to vote.Copy !req
323. Ally, you're up.Copy !req
324. - Always the first vote.Copy !req
325. - It's like gettin'
called to detention.Copy !req
326. - Did you guys go
to the principal a lot?Copy !req
327. I did.Copy !req
328. - You did, for what?Copy !req
329. - Talkin' too much.Copy !req
330. - Tao, that's you.Copy !req
331. - If somebody found an idolCopy !req
332. and didn't tell us,
that would be so juicy.Copy !req
333. - I just think
it'd be hard to hide.Copy !req
334. - Rekha, that's you.Copy !req
335. - You thought we were gonna be so smartCopy !req
336. when you hid those idols.Copy !req
337. What do you think, we're Brennan?Copy !req
338. - Here's the thing.Copy !req
339. I felt that last time we did this,Copy !req
340. idols were found way too fast.Copy !req
341. Lily, that's you.Copy !req
342. So this time, we decided not
only to make it more difficult,Copy !req
343. but also to be a little
bit more creative about it.Copy !req
344. - Yeah.Copy !req
345. - Jake, that's you.Copy !req
346. - You're sure it's not on you?Copy !req
347. - No.Copy !req
348. - We gotta squeeze Sam again.Copy !req
349. - That was a good moment.Copy !req
350. Vic.Copy !req
351. - Do the sunglasses help?Copy !req
352. - They help me not care.Copy !req
353. - Ash, if you could please
bring out the basket.Copy !req
354. Thank you so much.Copy !req
355. I will now read the votes.Copy !req
356. If anybody has a loop-de-loop
and would like to use it,Copy !req
357. now would be the time.Copy !req
358. - I would like to use mine.Copy !req
359. I'll bring it, it's one item.Copy !req
360. Thank you.Copy !req
361. - This isCopy !req
362. not an immunity loop-de-loop.Copy !req
363. Any votes cast for Rekha will still count.Copy !req
364. - That isn't an immunity loop-de-loop?Copy !req
365. That is literally so weird, Sam.Copy !req
366. Awkward sauce!Copy !req
367. - There was a momentCopy !req
368. where I thought he was
about to say that it is,Copy !req
369. and I was like, "Well, I'm going home."Copy !req
370. - I really thought one was inside.Copy !req
371. - All you had to do was cut open a cup!Copy !req
372. - First vote.Copy !req
373. Rekha.Copy !req
374. - Spelled correctly!Copy !req
375. - Yeah, I know. (laughing happily)Copy !req
376. I know you, bitch.Copy !req
377. - Second vote.Copy !req
378. Ally.
(Ally gasps)Copy !req
379. - The first one.
- Whoa.Copy !req
380. - Third vote.Copy !req
381. - Okay.Copy !req
382. - Rekha.Copy !req
383. - Spelled correctly.Copy !req
384. - Fourth vote.Copy !req
385. Rekha.Copy !req
386. - Wow.Copy !req
387. - Spelled correctly.Copy !req
388. - The fourth personCopy !req
389. voted out of "Game
Battle Royale,"Copy !req
390. Rekha, spelled correctly.Copy !req
391. Rekha, you may approach.
- It's okay.Copy !req
392. It's okay.Copy !req
393. - You played a great game.Copy !req
394. - Rekha, any last words?Copy !req
395. - Alliances are not always
what you think they are.Copy !req
396. Keep that in mind.Copy !req
397. - Damn.Copy !req
398. - I thought I was an
angel, but I'm just a rat.Copy !req
399. (amused laughterCopy !req
400. - I think what I understood
to be an allianceCopy !req
401. was not what an alliance wasCopy !req
402. because I was voted out by
my entire alliance basically.Copy !req
403. That's okay, (laughing
amusingly) that's fine.Copy !req
404. What I learned is that doing
the games too seriouslyCopy !req
405. is extremely unfun, so
just have fun with it.Copy !req
406. - These moments are always
hard, players, aren't they?Copy !req
407. I mean, you can't help but have empathyCopy !req
408. for someone who was just voted off.Copy !req
409. In fact, as an exercise,
why don't the group of youCopy !req
410. go up there while they come down here?Copy !req
411. - Oh no, that's okay.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
412. - Except for one of you,Copy !req
413. who will participate
in this next challenge.Copy !req
414. It's up to you.Copy !req
415. - I see.
- Ooh!Copy !req
416. - And we don't know what the challenge is.Copy !req
417. - It's whatever that is.Copy !req
418. - That's good deduction, Jake!Copy !req
419. I can't allow you to rummage,
or feel, or anything.Copy !req
420. - No, no, no, no, just eyes, just eyes.Copy !req
421. - What do you wanna do?Copy !req
422. Do you wanna do random, or
does somebody wanna stay?Copy !req
423. - How about who doesn't
wanna do it, step back.Copy !req
424. - Who doesn't wanna...Copy !req
425. - So, you two are
kinda thinking about it.Copy !req
426. - Do you wanna do it?Copy !req
427. - Sure.
- Okay.Copy !req
428. - Okay.Copy !req
429. - Jake is gonna stay.Copy !req
430. - Win it all!Copy !req
431. - The rest of you can go
ahead and head upstairs.Copy !req
432. Please welcome back to the
stage, our voted off players:Copy !req
433. Adam Conover, Ify Nwadiwe,Copy !req
434. Izzy Roland, and Rekha Shankar.Copy !req
435. Now players, I'm a big
believer in second chances.Copy !req
436. And so I'm going to give
one of you the opportunityCopy !req
437. to come back into the competition.Copy !req
438. We are going to have a little talent show.Copy !req
439. We are going to have a little talent show.Copy !req
440. Call it a "Talent Showdown."Copy !req
441. If you could please
stand, and Nico and Ash,Copy !req
442. if you could bring out the accoutrements.Copy !req
443. Here's how it's going to work.Copy !req
444. Each of you taking turnsCopy !req
445. is gonna have 30 seconds
to show off a talent.Copy !req
446. It could be anything, singing, dancing,Copy !req
447. a party trick, standup comedy,Copy !req
448. or something using one of the
objects you see before you.Copy !req
449. Anything, so long as
it's at all entertaining.Copy !req
450. If you no longer have a
talent to share, you are out.Copy !req
451. Any questions before we get started?Copy !req
452. - Are you judging the talentsCopy !req
453. based on the quality of the performance?Copy !req
454. - You know what I just realized?Copy !req
455. I'm far too big a fan of all of youCopy !req
456. to be able to decide objectivelyCopy !req
457. what's entertaining and what's not.Copy !req
458. I'm going to have to
bring in a professional-Copy !req
459. - Howie Mandel, Howie Mandel.Copy !req
460. - Introducing now-Copy !req
461. - Howie Mandel.Copy !req
462. - Comedian, producer,
legendary game show host,Copy !req
463. Howie Mandel!Copy !req
464. - I was joking!Copy !req
465. I was whispering your name
under my breath as a bit!Copy !req
466. - I heard you.Copy !req
467. - Holy shit!Copy !req
468. Truthfully, and I know
this is gonna seem insane,Copy !req
469. I feel like I casted a spell,
as if it were "Beetlejuice."Copy !req
470. - So pleased to have someone like you-Copy !req
471. - Oh, I'm thrilled to be here.Copy !req
472. - Raise the pedigree of our show.Copy !req
473. - Oh my gosh.
(everyone applauding)Copy !req
474. This is so exciting.Copy !req
475. Is this for me?Copy !req
476. - That's for you!Copy !req
477. - Okay.Copy !req
478. - Howie?Copy !req
479. - Yes?Copy !req
480. - Here is your paddle.Copy !req
481. - Wow, a hermetically sealed paddle.Copy !req
482. So there's an X or a check.Copy !req
483. - That's right.Copy !req
484. Now Rekha, once we say go, we're going,Copy !req
485. so I hope you're ready.Copy !req
486. - What the fuck, why am I first?Copy !req
487. This was a random order.Copy !req
488. - This is so exciting.Copy !req
489. - And go.Copy !req
490. - Give me a topic about
anything and I'll make a pun.Copy !req
491. - Socks.Copy !req
492. - Socks?Copy !req
493. Well actually, I eat socks
because it's sole food.Copy !req
494. Yeah, it's not very good
for my tongue though.Copy !req
495. - Ooh!Copy !req
496. - This is a really awkward relationship,Copy !req
497. but we could patch it up.Copy !req
498. This is a "Hanes'us performance.Copy !req
499. God, I hope you don't watch
this on the boob tube.Copy !req
500. - Tube socks, I get it.Copy !req
501. I got what you were doing there.Copy !req
502. - Do you see what I'm saying?Copy !req
503. - No, I saw what she's doin'.Copy !req
504. - God, it "socks" to be
me right now because I-Copy !req
505. - It "socks" to be you!Copy !req
506. - You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
507. - What do you think, Howie?Copy !req
508. - Oh, I'm giving her a...Copy !req
509. Because the fact that you just off the...Copy !req
510. It's amazing.Copy !req
511. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
512. - You don't see a lotta sock humor.Copy !req
513. - I think there's some
"America's Got Talent"Copy !req
514. in your future!Copy !req
515. Izzy, go.Copy !req
516. - Did you break something?Copy !req
517. - Oh, oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
518. - Check!
(bright pinging noise)Copy !req
519. That earns the check!Copy !req
520. Izzy with a record breaking five seconds!Copy !req
521. - That's dyslexic twerking.Copy !req
522. It's upside down, you don't see that.Copy !req
523. - Ify.Copy !req
524. - Alright, I think I'ma
just take this opportunityCopy !req
525. to one up Izzy for you.Copy !req
526. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
527. There's electronics flying out.Copy !req
528. Did you just crap a microphone?Copy !req
529. Okay, alright, alright, alright.Copy !req
530. I'll give him a check.
- Check!Copy !req
531. - I don't want... I don't know...Copy !req
532. I wish I could whistleCopy !req
533. 'cause I'd love to
whistle while you twerk.Copy !req
534. - Adam.Copy !req
535. - Alright,Copy !req
536. this is gonna be the hardest
stand-up crowd I've ever done.Copy !req
537. We vaccinated, folks?Copy !req
538. You folks vaccin... You vaccinated, Howie?Copy !req
539. - Yes, I am.Copy !req
540. - A little controversial to vaccine.Copy !req
541. You know, my friend was tellin' meCopy !req
542. he wasn't sure he wanted to get itCopy !req
543. 'cause he read on the internet,
it could change your DNA.Copy !req
544. - Yes.Copy !req
545. - I know, I had to tell him it's not true.Copy !req
546. But also, dude, why are you
so intent on keeping your DNA?Copy !req
547. - I like that, hold for the
laugh, hold for the laugh.Copy !req
548. Thank you.Copy !req
549. - But think about it, man.Copy !req
550. You're ugly, you're balding-Copy !req
551. - Yeah.Copy !req
552. - You're stupid enoughCopy !req
553. to think a vaccine could change your DNA.Copy !req
554. - Wait, ugly and balding?Copy !req
555. - If I were you, I'd
just re-roll them dice,Copy !req
556. you know what I mean?Copy !req
557. Treat it like a new "Dungeons
and Dragons" character,Copy !req
558. see what you get.
(Sam laughs)Copy !req
559. - I like that.Copy !req
560. And the fact that you were able to go on,Copy !req
561. even if the mic is not plugged in.Copy !req
562. - That's a checkmark!Copy !req
563. - Oh my God, I've been doing
stand-up comedy for 15 years.Copy !req
564. If I got an "X," that
would've fuckin' sucked.Copy !req
565. Thank you, Howie.Copy !req
566. - It would suck, but not sock.Copy !req
567. - Jake!Copy !req
568. - Oh, and here's the guy
who whispers my name.Copy !req
569. - It's your go.Copy !req
570. - I went to Julliard for seven years.Copy !req
571. - Is that true?Copy !req
572. - Yeah, it is.Copy !req
573. So I'm gonna play a little
jazz for you, if that's cool.Copy !req
574. - It is cool.Copy !req
575. - And find my tempo.Copy !req
576. - Wow, fast.Copy !req
577. - I don't know what's about to happen.Copy !req
578. I don't know-Copy !req
579. - I think it's already happened.Copy !req
580. - Wow.Copy !req
581. You're like Kilometer Davis,Copy !req
582. which is like Miles, but I'm Canadian.Copy !req
583. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
584. - Wow!Copy !req
585. - Wow.Copy !req
586. - Howie says it's good.Copy !req
587. - If you can't tell, jazz, he's scatting.Copy !req
588. You play, you improvise.
- Yes, seven years.Copy !req
589. - Seven years of Juilliard,
is this branded entertainment?Copy !req
590. Is Juilliard sponsoring this episode?Copy !req
591. - They are now.Copy !req
592. - They should be so
proud, look what they did.Copy !req
593. - Look at their alumnus.Copy !req
594. - Keep the talent coming.Copy !req
595. - Absolutely, Howie, for you, anything.Copy !req
596. Rekha.Copy !req
597. - Can I sing something that you can't use?Copy !req
598. - You wanna do something
that can't be used?Copy !req
599. - You know why?Copy !req
600. - No, let's just say it was
done and I didn't enjoy it.Copy !req
601. - No!Copy !req
602. No!Copy !req
603. Howie, Howie, no!Copy !req
604. Is that eliminated?Copy !req
605. - Did I not save you some post?Copy !req
606. - Oh, you certainly did.Copy !req
607. - You can save post.Copy !req
608. I will sing a fully copyrighted song.Copy !req
609. - I will give you the
opportunity to sing the song.Copy !req
610. - Go ahead.Copy !req
611. Why are you turning around?Copy !req
612. - It's... (censoring "Tearin'
Up My Heart," by 'N Sync)Copy !req
613. - Can I be honest with you?Copy !req
614. - It's awesome?Copy !req
615. - Nope.Copy !req
616. - Well Howie,
we ran outta my talents,Copy !req
617. but thank you so much.Copy !req
618. - Told ya, told ya.Copy !req
619. - Poor Rekha.Copy !req
620. - I appreciate your time.Copy !req
621. - Izzy.Copy !req
622. - Um, I have a question.Copy !req
623. - How complicated is this game?Copy !req
624. - (laughing) It's not that complicated!Copy !req
625. - And if we sing a songCopy !req
626. that potentially is not
available to be purchased online,Copy !req
627. what about that?Copy !req
628. - Not available to be purchased?Copy !req
629. - Yeah.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
630. - I really only was able to
ever get it via LimeWire.Copy !req
631. - Wow.Copy !req
632. Nothing makes a show just sailCopy !req
633. than questions about
copyright infringement.Copy !req
634. People are gonna go,Copy !req
635. "Did you see the episode
of 'Game Changer,'Copy !req
636. where I don't know what
happened, but we learned a lot."Copy !req
637. - Izzy, whatever you wanna
do, the floor is yours.Copy !req
638. - Jesus.Copy !req
639. - I'm gonna cut you off there, Izzy.Copy !req
640. - I actually liked it, and I-Copy !req
641. - Ooh!
- I like it.Copy !req
642. - Izzy, you're movin' on.Copy !req
643. - It's a little somethin' for the kids.Copy !req
644. - Yeah.Copy !req
645. - Ify, the floor is yours.Copy !req
646. - Yeah, yeah, we're gonna
do some more stand-up.Copy !req
647. How's it goin', everyone?Copy !req
648. You may know me as Ify,Copy !req
649. but my name is short for
Ifechukwude Ijeoma Nwadiwe.Copy !req
650. That's because my dad comes
from a place called Nigeria,Copy !req
651. and decided to name me thatCopy !req
652. even though his name is Chris Nwadiwe.Copy !req
653. And you know, when I asked him about it,Copy !req
654. he was like, "Ify, Ify, I did thisCopy !req
655. because everyone in Nigeria
has a name like this,Copy !req
656. and I just wanted to bring it to America."Copy !req
657. And then I went to Nigeria
and met my cousins, Barbara,Copy !req
658. Michael, and my cousin, Tupac, so...Copy !req
659. - Ooh!Copy !req
660. Ify sailin' right through!Copy !req
661. - Ify, are you a stand-up?Copy !req
662. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
663. - You're funny, buddy.Copy !req
664. - Oh, thank you. (laughing)Copy !req
665. I got a check too, I got a check too.Copy !req
666. - Adam, that's your go.Copy !req
667. - Okay, I am a mixed media artist.Copy !req
668. - Ooh, ooh.
- Ooh.Copy !req
669. - Oh, I need time for it to stick.Copy !req
670. No!Copy !req
671. - Oh, well you have 30 seconds, Adam.Copy !req
672. - Oh, fuck.Copy !req
673. - Oh, and a second one?Copy !req
674. - And a second one.
- And second one?Copy !req
675. - And I wanted to...Copy !req
676. Okay, well here's the idea.Copy !req
677. - Wow. you're goin' for
this balls against the wall.Copy !req
678. - This is your...Copy !req
679. Fuck!Copy !req
680. - What's the design?Copy !req
681. Show me the whole design.Copy !req
682. - Here's the whole design.Copy !req
683. - Really, do you think
it's worth the wait?Copy !req
684. - This is your reaction to my act.Copy !req
685. See, look, it's a smiley face.Copy !req
686. - It's a big smiley face.Copy !req
687. - It's a smiley face!Copy !req
688. Fuck!Copy !req
689. - Oh, ooh.Copy !req
690. - Normally, I have better
materials to work with.Copy !req
691. - You know what that is?Copy !req
692. - What?Copy !req
693. - That was arts and crap.Copy !req
694. - Ooh!
- Whoa!Copy !req
695. - Howie!Copy !req
696. - Damn!Copy !req
697. - And Jake.Copy !req
698. Oh.Copy !req
699. - More music. Julliard.Copy !req
700. - Julliard.Copy !req
701. - Julliard.Copy !req
702. - I present to you a Pratt fall.Copy !req
703. Whoa!Copy !req
704. - I was gonna play that.Copy !req
705. - What the hell?Copy !req
706. - Well, you're not gonna play that.Copy !req
707. - This is like being at a
crazy Gallagher concert.Copy !req
708. I'm like, "Okay, alright."Copy !req
709. I'm just scared.Copy !req
710. - I feel like HowieCopy !req
711. might've felt threatened into that check,Copy !req
712. but it did still count.
- I did.Copy !req
713. - A check's a check.Copy !req
714. - Are you hurt?Copy !req
715. - No, I studied at
Juilliard for seven years.Copy !req
716. Music, clowning.Copy !req
717. Oh, look.Copy !req
718. - Izzy, that's your go.Copy !req
719. - (exhaling quickly) It's 2007,Copy !req
720. there's a woman named Jill
Zarin living in Manhattan.Copy !req
721. She's approached by a production
studio in New York CityCopy !req
722. and by a man named Andy CohenCopy !req
723. to star in a series
called "Manhattan Moms."Copy !req
724. She is toldCopy !req
725. to bring together a group
of Manhattan socialites,Copy !req
726. all in the upper middle
class or 1% of New York City.Copy !req
727. She brings together Bethenny
Frankel, Luann de Lesseps,Copy !req
728. Ramona Singer, and Kelly
Bensimone in season two.Copy !req
729. And that franchise is
not "Manhattan Moms,"Copy !req
730. but moves on to be the "Real
Housewives of New York City,"Copy !req
731. which premieres in 2007,Copy !req
732. becoming the first show to franchise,Copy !req
733. the "Real Housewives" series.Copy !req
734. - Who doesn't like Wikipedia?
(bright pinging noise)Copy !req
735. - Ooh!Copy !req
736. - Yes, bitch!Copy !req
737. Izzy's knowledge of the "Real Housewives"Copy !req
738. sending her through.Copy !req
739. - She's the living Google.Copy !req
740. - Ify, that's you.Copy !req
741. - Oh, oh God.
- Oh no.Copy !req
742. - Oh God, yeah, you can get up.Copy !req
743. - Don't worry, no, we're
not gonna be juggling.Copy !req
744. - What do you mean, "Don't worry."Copy !req
745. When somebody's coming
at you with two machetes,Copy !req
746. the two words you don't want
to hear is, "Don't worry."Copy !req
747. - No, this is...Copy !req
748. I'm actually gonna be doing a
scene out of "Black Panther."Copy !req
749. - Oh, holy shit.Copy !req
750. - My name's Killmonger!Copy !req
751. I found my daddy with
panther claws in his chest!Copy !req
752. And I'm ready to take the
crown 'cause it's mine!Copy !req
753. - Yes.
(bright pinging noise)Copy !req
754. - Oh!Copy !req
755. Wow, Ify.Copy !req
756. Again, sort of threatened
into the checkmark.Copy !req
757. - Fear, fear, fear.Copy !req
758. - Yes, a strong motivator.Copy !req
759. - Okay, let's keep goin'.Copy !req
760. - Jake.Copy !req
761. - At Julliard,Copy !req
762. one of the most important
skills that they teach youCopy !req
763. is active listening.Copy !req
764. I'd just love to just hear
what's been bothering you.Copy !req
765. Has there been anything on
your mind that's kind of-Copy !req
766. - Yeah.Copy !req
767. - Causing stress or pressure?Copy !req
768. - This episode.Copy !req
769. - This is really
stressing you out?Copy !req
770. - But, I like it, therapy
is my life, you know,Copy !req
771. my soapbox is mental health.Copy !req
772. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
773. - And I took therapy off today
to come here and do this,Copy !req
774. so thank you.Copy !req
775. - If you have anything else
to say, I'm happy to listen.Copy !req
776. - I'll see ya again next Thursday.Copy !req
777. - That is 30
seconds, and he likes it.Copy !req
778. - I do, therapy is good for everybody.Copy !req
779. - Absolutely.Copy !req
780. - You can't judge how good therapy is.Copy !req
781. - Izzy.Copy !req
782. - Wordless.Copy !req
783. - How can you not...
(bright pinging noise)Copy !req
784. - Wow!Copy !req
785. - Yes!Copy !req
786. - Izzy!Copy !req
787. I think that Izzy is
winning for efficiency.Copy !req
788. Ify.Copy !req
789. - Well that was simple, yet-Copy !req
790. - Effective.Copy !req
791. - No, there's no other word.Copy !req
792. - Oh, there's no other word, got it, yeah.Copy !req
793. - Alright.Copy !req
794. I'm trying freestyle
right now because look...Copy !req
795. - Okay, you know what, there's a lotta-Copy !req
796. - Oh no, oh no!Copy !req
797. - No, I gotta say, he was
freestyling with mucus.Copy !req
798. - Ify!Copy !req
799. - I dunno if
you can see it at home.Copy !req
800. - Ify, I'm so sorry.
- And then there was two.Copy !req
801. - Jake.Copy !req
802. - Juilliard's big on impressions.Copy !req
803. - Yeah.Copy !req
804. - I would love to perform
for you, Alex Jones.Copy !req
805. Are you familiar?
(Howie chuckles)Copy !req
806. - Yes, "InfoWars."Copy !req
807. - Yes, "InfoWars."Copy !req
808. Ladies and gentlemen, I
have read the new scripts-Copy !req
809. - It's perfect.Copy !req
810. - That have given me ancient
ideas and superior technology.Copy !req
811. It has the cantripsCopy !req
812. that will give us all of
the answers that we need.Copy !req
813. This book is "Goodnight Moon."Copy !req
814. Goodnight, Moon.Copy !req
815. - (laughing amusingly) "Goodnight Moon."Copy !req
816. - Goodnight, phone.Copy !req
817. - It's funny.
(bright pinging noise)Copy !req
818. - Goodnight, clouds.Copy !req
819. - Whoa!Copy !req
820. Sailin' through.Copy !req
821. - Izzy.Copy !req
822. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
823. Oh no.Copy !req
824. - Izzy dribbling a basketball
with her private parts.Copy !req
825. Will it be enough to send her through?Copy !req
826. - I think that's what we call in the hood,Copy !req
827. the "Couchie Crossover."Copy !req
828. - Whoo!Copy !req
829. - Wow, vaginal dribbling.Copy !req
830. - You don't know what I have.Copy !req
831. - Whoo!Copy !req
832. - Okay.Copy !req
833. - Howie, what do you say?Copy !req
834. - An incredible basketball player!Copy !req
835. - Izzy sailin' through!Copy !req
836. Jake.Copy !req
837. - Oh, he is goin' for...Copy !req
838. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
839. - Why... (laughing amusingly)Copy !req
840. - It's all about the build up.Copy !req
841. - What are you calling this?Copy !req
842. - I'm calling it the "Big Belly Boogaloo!"Copy !req
843. - Okay, you know, I loved
everything you did up until now.Copy !req
844. But, you know what?
(buzzer blaring loudly)Copy !req
845. - That is an-Copy !req
846. - Izzy!Copy !req
847. - Meaning Izzy is back in the game!Copy !req
848. Howie!Copy !req
849. - What?Copy !req
850. - Thank you so goddamn much.Copy !req
851. - It's my pleasure.Copy !req
852. - A round of applause
for Howie, everybody.Copy !req
853. Well, just like on any elimination game,Copy !req
854. we began the day with five
players, went up to six,Copy !req
855. went down to five, went up to six again.Copy !req
856. See you next time for the grand finaleCopy !req
857. of "Game Changer: Battle Royale."Copy !req
858. - Am I leaving now?Copy !req
859. - Next time, on
"Game Changer: Battle Royale,"Copy !req
860. the competition gets steamier than ever,Copy !req
861. and super special guests
emerge in this epic conclusion.Copy !req