1. - Get ready for a "Game Changer".Copy !req
2. Tonight's guests:Copy !req
3. a mystery wrapped in an
enigma, it's Zac Oyama;Copy !req
4. a pair of scissors ironically wrappedCopy !req
5. in a difficult to open
package, it's Jacob Wysocki;Copy !req
6. and untamed spirit wrapped
in an Ally Beardsley,Copy !req
7. it's Ally Beardsley.
- Ooh.Copy !req
8. - And your host, me.Copy !req
9. I've been here the whole time.Copy !req
10. This is "Game Changer",Copy !req
11. the only game show where
the game changes every show.Copy !req
12. I am your host, Sam Reich.Copy !req
13. I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.Copy !req
14. Now, you all understand
how the game works.Copy !req
15. - No.
- No.Copy !req
16. - Uh-uh.
- No, that's the point.Copy !req
17. - It's no, dude.
- We'll find out.Copy !req
18. - That's right, our players have no ideaCopy !req
19. what game it is they're about to play.Copy !req
20. The only way to learn is by playing,Copy !req
21. the only way to win is by learning,Copy !req
22. and the only way to begin is by beginning,Copy !req
23. so without further ado, let's beginCopy !req
24. by giving each of you 25 points to start.Copy !req
25. - That's gonna go a long way.
- Wow.Copy !req
26. - Sam says touch your nose.Copy !req
27. - Okay.Copy !req
28. - Sam says touch your ear.Copy !req
29. Touch your other ear.Copy !req
30. Easy, right?Copy !req
31. - Oh my God.
- It's a kindergarten game.Copy !req
32. - I'm being babysat right now.
- Yeah.Copy !req
33. - Sam says touch your elbows together.Copy !req
34. That counts, Jake.Copy !req
35. - This is is hard.
- That counts.Copy !req
36. - This is hard.
- Well done, players.Copy !req
37. Do as I say, not as I do.Copy !req
38. Now, reach for the sky.Copy !req
39. Sam says reach for the sky.Copy !req
40. Sam says reach for the ground.Copy !req
41. Sam says, between the four
of us, let's make the YMCA.Copy !req
42. - Oh, oh, okay, I see.
(Ally laughs)Copy !req
43. - You gotta be the young man.Copy !req
44. - I thought we were, not
necessarily in order.Copy !req
45. - Took you a while to wake upCopy !req
46. to your responsibility
to the group there, Zac.Copy !req
47. Just hang on just like this for a moment.Copy !req
48. That is a point away from Ally forCopy !req
49. hanging out just like this-
- Fuck!Copy !req
50. - For a moment.
- No.Copy !req
51. - Sam says clap once.
(all clap)Copy !req
52. Sam says clap twice.
(all clap)Copy !req
53. Sam says clap the lowest
prime number amount of times.Copy !req
54. - No.
- That points awayCopy !req
55. from all three of you.
- No, no.Copy !req
56. - Is it?
- The lowest prime numberCopy !req
57. is in fact two.
- I forget.Copy !req
58. - Oh.Copy !req
59. - Dude, math sucks, dude.
(Ally laughs)Copy !req
60. - Sam says bow to your neighbors.Copy !req
61. Sam says pat your neighbors' backs.Copy !req
62. - Thanks.
- Sam saysCopy !req
63. shake your neighbors' hamstrings.Copy !req
64. - How's it going?
- Hey.Copy !req
65. - Zac.
- Cheers.Copy !req
66. - That is points away
from all three of you.Copy !req
67. I said hamstrings.Copy !req
68. Sorry. (laughs)
- What? (laughs)Copy !req
69. - Players, you're doing great so far,Copy !req
70. but let's make things a
little more challengingCopy !req
71. by taking it a player at a time.Copy !req
72. Zac, Sam says say something
that's never been said before.Copy !req
73. Zac, Sam says say something
that's never been said before.Copy !req
74. - Chicago is flying
(laughs) up into the sky!Copy !req
75. Wow.Copy !req
76. - Chicago is flying up into the sky.Copy !req
77. - Or, actually, something
that's never been said before.Copy !req
78. (Ally laughs)
- Oh, I like both attempts.Copy !req
79. I'm gonna put the first one on the record.Copy !req
80. - Yeah, okay.Copy !req
81. - As we head over to
Jacob, what you got for me?Copy !req
82. - And the Oscar goes to Jacob Wysocki.Copy !req
83. - A little bit self deprecating
there, Jake, but I like it.Copy !req
84. Ally, Sam says say something
that's never been said before.Copy !req
85. - (laughs) It's from "Garden State".Copy !req
86. This has big "Garden State" energy for me.Copy !req
87. - In other words, Ally-Copy !req
88. - You quote something?
- You heard the prompt,Copy !req
89. and specifically said somethingCopy !req
90. that has been said before-Copy !req
91. - Take my points, you fucking-
- In a Zach Braff movie.Copy !req
92. - Twee bitch, take my
points away. (laughs)Copy !req
93. - Well, on a technicality,Copy !req
94. I gotta take points away
from Ally, and Jake,Copy !req
95. because I didn't say Sam says.
- I heard the difference,Copy !req
96. and I wasn't gonna rat you out,Copy !req
97. but damn.
- Sorry, Jake,Copy !req
98. you gotta be careful.
- Dude, I thoughtCopy !req
99. it was different now!Copy !req
100. 'Cause you said we're
moving on, so I thoughtCopy !req
101. it was different, Sam.
- I know.Copy !req
102. Sam says gimme an S!Copy !req
103. - S!Copy !req
104. - Sam says gimme an A!Copy !req
105. - A!Copy !req
106. - Sam says gimme an M!Copy !req
107. - M!Copy !req
108. - What does that spell?Copy !req
109. - Mm, fuck.Copy !req
110. - Mm.Copy !req
111. When he gets you, it sucks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
112. - That is a point away
from Zac, I'm afraid.Copy !req
113. Sam says create a fan-art-worthy tableau,Copy !req
114. all of you together.Copy !req
115. - I mean, she's gotta be in it.Copy !req
116. The mannequin.Copy !req
117. - I mean, I could grab herCopy !req
118. real quick if you want her.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
119. - Oh, it's really heavy, my dude.Copy !req
120. - Oh, that's fine, I'm huge.Copy !req
121. We're coming in.Copy !req
122. - Oh, Jake.Copy !req
123. - Hey guys, this is Trish.
- Thank you, Dan.Copy !req
124. - She's number
four on the call sheet.Copy !req
125. - That's great.Copy !req
126. Oh, fantastic.
- Thank you for the help.Copy !req
127. - I think I'm gonna throw
some energy this way.Copy !req
128. - Okay, yeah, and I'll be kind of like.Copy !req
129. - And I'll be the guy taking the picture.Copy !req
130. - Oh, great.Copy !req
131. - Great, now stay just like
that so our cameras can get it.Copy !req
132. That is points away from Jacob and Ally.Copy !req
133. Well done, Zac.Copy !req
134. - It's like the game never stops.Copy !req
135. - Yes, it's all...Copy !req
136. - Is what I'm learning.Copy !req
137. - God damn it, all right.Copy !req
138. - Dan, do you think you might help us?Copy !req
139. - Oh, yeah, so sorry.Copy !req
140. - Sam says stuff your face.Copy !req
141. - What? (laughs)Copy !req
142. - I have to pick too many
of these off the ground.Copy !req
143. - Chubby bunny, chubby bunny,
chubby bunny, chubby bunny.Copy !req
144. - Yeah, I'm gonna say that
passes for all three of you.Copy !req
145. If we could get buckets for
our contestants, please.Copy !req
146. - We don't need it, we're good.Copy !req
147. - Whew.
- Whew.Copy !req
148. - Sam says show some real vulnerability,Copy !req
149. starting with you, Jake.Copy !req
150. - Aw.Copy !req
151. - And they, (car horn beeps).Copy !req
152. - Ally.Copy !req
153. - I'm not gonna fall for this.Copy !req
154. - Sam says show some real
vulnerability, well done.Copy !req
155. - I just, I...Copy !req
156. I'm really coming up with nothing.Copy !req
157. You know, I'm just an empath,Copy !req
158. and I'm still thinking
about Jacob, honestly.Copy !req
159. That's me being vulnerable.Copy !req
160. - I'll accept that as an entry.
(Ally laughs)Copy !req
161. - Zac, Sam says show
some real vulnerability.Copy !req
162. - This sounds like a joke,
but it's kind of real.Copy !req
163. I am named Zac, and I'm just
gonna keep getting older.Copy !req
164. Do you know any Zacs who are 40?Copy !req
165. Or 50?
- I don't, that's a reallyCopy !req
166. good point, Zac.
- So I'm gonna be like,Copy !req
167. one day, I'm gonna be a
70-year-old man named Zac.Copy !req
168. - Fuck.
- No, but that's so real.Copy !req
169. Like, my grandpa, Braeden?Copy !req
170. It's like...
- Yeah.Copy !req
171. - That's, yeah, wow.Copy !req
172. - This point in particular
is going to go to Jake,Copy !req
173. bringing Jake back up
to par with Zac Oyama.Copy !req
174. Sam says repeat after me.Copy !req
175. - Repeat after me.Copy !req
176. - That is points away from Jake and Ally.Copy !req
177. - Hmm, interesting.
- Huh.Copy !req
178. - You gotta really
decide when that starts,Copy !req
179. and we made a decision-
- That's fair.Copy !req
180. - And Zac made a decision-Copy !req
181. - That's totally fair.
- And they wereCopy !req
182. different decisions,Copy !req
183. and Zac got that one.
- I honestlyCopy !req
184. still am confused.
- That's totally fair.Copy !req
185. - No, same, you said it so tentatively,Copy !req
186. and I was like, you're gonna fry.Copy !req
187. - Uh, so, Sam says.
- Uh, so, Sam says.Copy !req
188. - Sorry, after I—
- Sorry, after I.Copy !req
189. - I say this.
- I say that.Copy !req
190. - So, stopping now.
- So, stopping now.Copy !req
191. - I like this a lot.
- I like it a lot.Copy !req
192. - Points away from Zac
and Ally, I'm gonna sayCopy !req
193. for that little stunt, Jacob.
- What?Copy !req
194. - Yeah, absolutely, well done.
- Well done.Copy !req
195. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
196. - Sam says you can stop now.
- Thank God.Copy !req
197. - Sam says make this face.Copy !req
198. Sam says make this face.Copy !req
199. - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
(Ally laughs)Copy !req
200. Shit, cock, piss,Copy !req
201. ass, cunt, shit.
(Ally and Sam laugh)Copy !req
202. - Sam says make this face.
(players retching)Copy !req
203. Sam says make this face.Copy !req
204. (laughs) Everyone doing their darnedest.Copy !req
205. - Yeah, I don't have it, I don't have itCopy !req
206. in the lower back.
- All right, Sam saysCopy !req
207. you can stop that, whatever that was.Copy !req
208. Little memory exercise.Copy !req
209. Can you do face number two again?Copy !req
210. - Shit, fuck.Copy !req
211. - That is a point away from Zac.Copy !req
212. The first curse was you doing it,Copy !req
213. and the second was realizing-
- Second curse was meCopy !req
214. realizing I made a mistake.
- What you had done.Copy !req
215. - Yeah.Copy !req
216. - Sam says it's now Zac's
turn to run the gameCopy !req
217. with the trigger phrase Zac says.Copy !req
218. Whatever you would like
to be the challenge, Zac.Copy !req
219. - Zac says give everybody
a round of applause.Copy !req
220. - Oh, that's so nice.
(all applauding)Copy !req
221. That's really sweet.
- Thanks for theCopy !req
222. hard work, guys.Copy !req
223. - Sam says, dedicate
the episode to someone,Copy !req
224. starting with Ally.Copy !req
225. - I dedicate this episodeCopy !req
226. to Joe Biden.Copy !req
227. We're all rooting for you, baby.Copy !req
228. - Zac, you got a dedication for me?Copy !req
229. Sam says, dedicate the
episode to someone, Zac.Copy !req
230. - I'm gonna have to dedicate this episodeCopy !req
231. to the crew here.Copy !req
232. - Oh, how nice.Copy !req
233. Sam says dedicate the
episode to someone, Jake.Copy !req
234. - This is a very special episode,Copy !req
235. and I'd love to dedicate it to Nems,Copy !req
236. the guy from "Sidetalk NYC".Copy !req
237. Bing bong, sorry you're trapped, my dude.Copy !req
238. It seems like you're
not gonna really be ableCopy !req
239. to move beyond the bing bong bubble,Copy !req
240. but it seems like the
people want you in your box,Copy !req
241. and that ain't cool, Nems.Copy !req
242. - Wow, Jake knows my audience.Copy !req
243. Real tempted to give you
the point for that one,Copy !req
244. and I will, congratulations.Copy !req
245. - Oh, thank you.
- Damn.Copy !req
246. - My God.Copy !req
247. - For this next one, players,Copy !req
248. before I say Sam says, I'm
gonna ask you to make a wager.Copy !req
249. We're gonna start with you, Zac.Copy !req
250. - Do you need to say
Sam says make a wager?Copy !req
251. - Before I say Sam says,Copy !req
252. I'm gonna ask you to make this wager.Copy !req
253. - Huh.Copy !req
254. Let's say 15 points.Copy !req
255. - 15 points, quite a
few points there, Zac.Copy !req
256. Jake, what about you?Copy !req
257. - Four.Copy !req
258. - Coward.
- Four points.Copy !req
259. - I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
260. - So what does that mean, Ally, zero?Copy !req
261. - I'm not even gonna make the wager.Copy !req
262. - That is 15 points away from Zac Oyama,Copy !req
263. four points away from Jake,Copy !req
264. and zero points away from Ally Beardsley.Copy !req
265. - Do you get that it sucks?
(Sam and Ally laugh)Copy !req
266. - What sucks is that I clarifiedCopy !req
267. like a little idiot.
- Yeah.Copy !req
268. - Honestly, though, brave.Copy !req
269. You know who would really
like that, how brave you were?Copy !req
270. Joe Biden.
(Zac laughs)Copy !req
271. - Sam says, loser says what?Copy !req
272. - What.Copy !req
273. - That is a point away
from Ally Beardsley,Copy !req
274. because I said Sam says loser says what.Copy !req
275. Sam says make me blush,
starting with Jake.Copy !req
276. - Oh, sorry.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
277. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- What is that? (laughs)Copy !req
278. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
(Sam laughs)Copy !req
279. He's a little pink.Copy !req
280. - Oh my God.Copy !req
281. - He's a little pink in the cheeks.Copy !req
282. - Jake, phenomenal entry.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
283. - Ally, that's gonna be tough to beat.Copy !req
284. - I just do the same. (laughs)
(Sam and Jacob laugh)Copy !req
285. You know, Sam,Copy !req
286. you look so pretty in your glasses.Copy !req
287. - Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
288. - Zac, Sam says make me blush.Copy !req
289. - It's the same thing.Copy !req
290. - Are you gonna do the same thing?Copy !req
291. 'Cause, my God, uh oh.Copy !req
292. That was pretty cute, Zac.
- Wow.Copy !req
293. - Pretty darn cute.
- What was it?Copy !req
294. - I just sort of blew in his ear.Copy !req
295. - That particular point
is going to go to Jake,Copy !req
296. and also, let's take a point
away from Ally Beardsley.Copy !req
297. - I did, I knew it.Copy !req
298. - Sorry about that, Ally.
- That's okay.Copy !req
299. - Sam says say Sam.Copy !req
300. - Sam.Copy !req
301. - Sam says say Sam says.Copy !req
302. - Sam says.Copy !req
303. - Say Sam says say Sam says.Copy !req
304. - Sam says say Sam says.Copy !req
305. - That is a point away from Jake.Copy !req
306. - This sucks!
- Okay, the energy.Copy !req
307. The energy of this
episode is "Um Actually",Copy !req
308. but every single one is a
technicality "Um Actually".Copy !req
309. - Sam says say Sam says say Sam says.Copy !req
310. - Sam says say Sam says.Copy !req
311. - Try saying that three times fast.Copy !req
312. Sam says try saying thatCopy !req
313. the lowest prime number amount of times.Copy !req
314. - Sam says say Sam says.Copy !req
315. Sam says say Sam says.Copy !req
316. - Sam says deescalate.Copy !req
317. - You wanna fucking go?
- Let's go!Copy !req
318. - Boys, boys, hey, boys.
- Guys.Copy !req
319. - You might have to get
in the middle of this.Copy !req
320. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
321. - Get him!
- Hey, call your dad.Copy !req
322. - You might have to get
in the middle of this.Copy !req
323. - Yes, you also call your dad.Copy !req
324. - Please stop, please stop.
- Yeah, call your dad!Copy !req
325. - Call his dad.Copy !req
326. - Hey, dude, what's your name?Copy !req
327. - And he'll tell you all about
how you betrayed the family!Copy !req
328. - Oh, you're related.
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
329. - That's crazy.
- I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
330. - It seems like everybody
cares about their family a lot.Copy !req
331. - Definitely.Copy !req
332. I'm gonna need to see some IDs.Copy !req
333. - All right, we'll say
that's a good deescalation.Copy !req
334. - Oh my God, hey.
- Hey, how are you?Copy !req
335. - I hope you're okay.
- Nice to see you.Copy !req
336. - Great job.
- Thanks for everything.Copy !req
337. (Ally laughs)
- Good luck.Copy !req
338. See you guys.
- Yeah.Copy !req
339. - Fuck you, man.
- Come on, man,Copy !req
340. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
341. - Apparently those guys
straight up know Jake.Copy !req
342. - Yeah, those are old friends.
- Really?Copy !req
343. - Yeah, those are old friends of mine.Copy !req
344. - No way.
- Total coincidence.Copy !req
345. I think that point is gonna go to Zac.Copy !req
346. - I'll give him that.
- I think he gotCopy !req
347. in the middle, I think he
had some nice things to say.Copy !req
348. Sam says it's Jacob's turn to run the gameCopy !req
349. with a Jacob says.Copy !req
350. - Jacob says bring me any bills under $5Copy !req
351. that you have in your pocket.Copy !req
352. - Under five.Copy !req
353. - I don't wanna be rude.
- I do not have my wallet.Copy !req
354. - No wallet, huh?Copy !req
355. - Yeah, nothing.
- Nothing?Copy !req
356. - Do you have change, or?Copy !req
357. - No, it's gotta be under a $5 bill.Copy !req
358. - Hey, if there's no
cash, there's no cash.Copy !req
359. That was smart, Jake, I like that a lot.Copy !req
360. - I'm here for money, bro.
(all laugh)Copy !req
361. - Sam says propose a
visual effect to go here,Copy !req
362. - Sam says propose a
visual effect to go here,Copy !req
363. starting with Ally.Copy !req
364. - Kinda like a Times New
Roman goes across your face,Copy !req
365. and it says Sam says.
- Wait, my face or your face?Copy !req
366. - Your face.
- My face.Copy !req
367. Sorry, what does it say?Copy !req
368. - It just says, Sam says,Copy !req
369. and then it goes, do-do-do-do-do-do.Copy !req
370. - Is that the music?Copy !req
371. - The effect would maybe
have a music component.Copy !req
372. - But it just scrolls across my face.Copy !req
373. - Uh-huh, it says, Sam says,Copy !req
374. and then goes, do-do-do-do-do-do.Copy !req
375. - You keep doing this, and
this implies motion to me.Copy !req
376. - The whole screen kind of shrinks downCopy !req
377. and flips around after Sam says.Copy !req
378. - Just being clear, Sam
says, Times New Roman,Copy !req
379. and then I shrink.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
380. - And it goes, do-do-do-do-do-do.Copy !req
381. - And you spin around,
and then it's, whoop.Copy !req
382. - Cool.
- Zac.Copy !req
383. - Mm-hmm?
- Propose a visual effectCopy !req
384. to go here.Copy !req
385. - Think I'm stupid?
- Apologies, Zac.Copy !req
386. - Think I'm stupid?
- Sam says,Copy !req
387. propose a visual effect to go here.Copy !req
388. - Okay, just like one little tiny beamCopy !req
389. that charges between my forehead.Copy !req
390. - Yeah.Copy !req
391. - A little nose bleed,
and then it goes, pew.Copy !req
392. - It's almost like Eleven
from "Stranger Things" moment.Copy !req
393. - I'm trying to power up,Copy !req
394. but there's not really
that much power there.Copy !req
395. It charges.
- And it falls.Copy !req
396. - Jacob, Sam says propose
a visual effect to go here.Copy !req
397. - Jacob, Sam says propose
a visual effect to go here.Copy !req
398. - So it can be anybody's head,Copy !req
399. but I'm happy for it to be my head.Copy !req
400. - Yes.
- And it's 8-bit versionsCopy !req
401. of Nems coming into the screen,Copy !req
402. and he's like, bing bong,Copy !req
403. and then the older guy is in 8-bit,Copy !req
404. and he's like, take me out to dinner!Copy !req
405. And then that little nine-year-old
kid's like, we outside!Copy !req
406. And they're kind of coming in like,Copy !req
407. you know "Mortal Kombat"?Copy !req
408. Like, whoopsie!
(Ally laughs)Copy !req
409. And it's like, bing bong!Copy !req
410. Ay, yo, take her out to dinner!Copy !req
411. We outside!Copy !req
412. - That point's gonna go to Jacob.Copy !req
413. - Damn.Copy !req
414. - Pew.Copy !req
415. - Now, players, are you familiarCopy !req
416. with the rules of Red Light Green Light?Copy !req
417. Sam says red light.Copy !req
418. Green light.Copy !req
419. - That is points away-
- Fuck!Copy !req
420. - From Zac and Jake.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
421. - This sucks!
- Wow.Copy !req
422. - I'm an idiot!Copy !req
423. - This is literally edging.Copy !req
424. - Yeah, I feel like if you
could bottle how I feelCopy !req
425. when I beef it and give it to people,Copy !req
426. they'd give it to people in GuantanamoCopy !req
427. who were having a good day.Copy !req
428. It's like, oh, we gotta make it worse.Copy !req
429. Sam says green light.Copy !req
430. Red light.Copy !req
431. Sam says green light.Copy !req
432. Sam says green light.Copy !req
433. That is a point for Ally Beardsley.Copy !req
434. - You're quick.Copy !req
435. - For this next prompt,Copy !req
436. I am going to require
the assistance of Nico.Copy !req
437. Nico, if we could have the kazoos please.Copy !req
438. - Thank you.
- Players, if you would pleaseCopy !req
439. take a kazoo from Nico.Copy !req
440. - Honestly, I just like Nico so much,Copy !req
441. I'll take the point hit.
- That is a point awayCopy !req
442. from Ally Beardsley.
- God damn.Copy !req
443. (Ally laughs)
- Thank you so much, Nico.Copy !req
444. - See ya, Nico.
- It was bright colorsCopy !req
445. It would've been—
- Those looked fun.Copy !req
446. - It would've been great, I
would've loved to grab a kazoo,Copy !req
447. but that's not why we're here.Copy !req
448. - Oh my God.Copy !req
449. - Sam says harsh the
vibes, starting with Zac.Copy !req
450. - (groans) I'm so freaking tired.Copy !req
451. - Oh, I like that, Zac.Copy !req
452. - I got up too early today,
and I've just been so busy.Copy !req
453. - A set doesn't love a complainer.Copy !req
454. Jacob, Sam says harsh the vibes.Copy !req
455. - We're staying long, everybody.Copy !req
456. We're staying long, okay?Copy !req
457. No OT, I don't wanna
see anything wrapped upCopy !req
458. until I'm out of the building.Copy !req
459. I don't wanna see any
lenses in boxes, okay,Copy !req
460. I don't wanna see lights turned off,Copy !req
461. and as long as I'm here,
you guys are working, okay?Copy !req
462. (Zac groans)
I take my job seriously,Copy !req
463. and I want you guys to
take your job as seriouslyCopy !req
464. as I'm taking my job.Copy !req
465. Can I hear a yes sir?Copy !req
466. - (laughs) Oh my God.Copy !req
467. - I need to hear a yes
sir before we move on.Copy !req
468. - Jake, tough competition.
- Damn.Copy !req
469. - Ally, Sam says harsh the vibes.Copy !req
470. - There is a island of trash off the coastCopy !req
471. of Texas right nowCopy !req
472. that is just collecting and
leeching into the water,Copy !req
473. and this is my third water bottle today.Copy !req
474. - So you're a part of the problem.Copy !req
475. - There is a water machineCopy !req
476. that I could easily refill
this with, and I do nothing.Copy !req
477. - Ally, that sure was depressing,Copy !req
478. but that point is going to go to Jake.Copy !req
479. - Now say yes sir.Copy !req
480. - Players, Sam says don't flinch.Copy !req
481. (machine buzzing)
- Oh my God!Copy !req
482. Oh my God.Copy !req
483. What is this Mr. Magoo-ass fucking...?Copy !req
484. - See if we can get any
more action, there we go.Copy !req
485. There's a little more me.
- Wow.Copy !req
486. - Horrifying.Copy !req
487. - That is going to be
a point away from Ally.Copy !req
488. - Why?Copy !req
489. - I think that JakeCopy !req
490. and Zac both stayed
pretty stoic through that.Copy !req
491. - This is crazy.Copy !req
492. - Your eyes are so wide.
- This is so crazy.Copy !req
493. - If you could all do me a favor
and just poke me back down.Copy !req
494. - Bye.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
495. That is a point away from Zac,Copy !req
496. (laughs) bringing Zac to four.
- Dude, it sucks, dude.Copy !req
497. What can I say?
- Oh my God.Copy !req
498. - Sam says go aheadCopy !req
499. and poke me back down.
- Goodbye, Sam.Copy !req
500. - Thank you so much.
- Bye, baby.Copy !req
501. - Players, Sam says watch this.Copy !req
502. - Sam says do the robot.Copy !req
503. - Oh, that was Adam's voice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
504. That was Adam Conover's voice.Copy !req
505. - Well done, players,Copy !req
506. that was in fact Adam Conover's voice.Copy !req
507. We now take you behind the scenes.Copy !req
508. - Okay, we ready?Copy !req
509. I'll give you a couple in a row.Copy !req
510. (coughs) Here we go.Copy !req
511. - Sam says do the robot.Copy !req
512. - How was that?Copy !req
513. - That is points away from Zac and Ally.Copy !req
514. - Fuck!
- Not quite fast enough, Zac.Copy !req
515. - No.Copy !req
516. - That was your voice.
- That was in fact meCopy !req
517. dubbing over Adam Conover.
- Yes!Copy !req
518. I didn't get tricked!Copy !req
519. That one felt good, Sam.
- That was you doingCopy !req
520. an Adam impression.Copy !req
521. - It was.Copy !req
522. - Oh my God.
- That felt great.Copy !req
523. - We now take you behind the scenes.Copy !req
524. - Okay, you ready?Copy !req
525. I'll give you a few in a row.Copy !req
526. (coughs) Here we go.Copy !req
527. Sam says do the robot.Copy !req
528. That is points away from Zac and Ally.Copy !req
529. That was me dubbing over myself.Copy !req
530. - What?Copy !req
531. - Doing an impression of Adam?
- Doing an impression-Copy !req
532. - Yes!
- Of Adam Conover.Copy !req
533. - Any white man can do an
Adam Conover impression.Copy !req
534. That shouldn't be held against me.Copy !req
535. (Sam laughs)
- That sucks.Copy !req
536. - The only time this game
doesn't suck is when it doesn't,Copy !req
537. and it feels awesome when it doesn't suck.Copy !req
538. - Closing in on the end of our game,Copy !req
539. Sam says give us a group instant replayCopy !req
540. to something that happened
earlier in the episode.Copy !req
541. - The picture?
- Yeah.Copy !req
542. - Oh no.
- I'll go get it.Copy !req
543. - Oh no.Copy !req
544. I feel bad for him.Copy !req
545. - Oh.Copy !req
546. - All right, slow-mo.Copy !req
547. - Okay.Copy !req
548. We gotta put it together.Copy !req
549. - So we could do.Copy !req
550. - Why is it so heavy?Copy !req
551. - Just hold it for now.
- Yeah, and I'll do this.Copy !req
552. - I'll be the guy taking the picture.Copy !req
553. - Okay.Copy !req
554. - And then he was like something about,Copy !req
555. you guys hold there.Copy !req
556. - Sam says let's see this in reverse.Copy !req
557. - I'll be the one taking the picture.Copy !req
558. - Oh no. (laughs)Copy !req
559. - And then you said,Copy !req
560. oh is he getting footage?
- There's so many cameras.Copy !req
561. - Why does this feel a
little different in reverse?Copy !req
562. - You gotta hit this.Copy !req
563. Oh, wham.Copy !req
564. - My God.
- Oh.Copy !req
565. Oh yeah, nice.Copy !req
566. - The picture.Copy !req
567. - I gotta say that point goes to Jake,Copy !req
568. given all the special effortCopy !req
569. and that second knock into the wall,Copy !req
570. which really made me laugh.Copy !req
571. Sam says it's Ally's turn
to take over the gameCopy !req
572. with the trigger phrase Ally says.Copy !req
573. - Ally says ask if you can
give one of your points to me.Copy !req
574. - I really like that, Ally.Copy !req
575. - Can I give you one of my points?Copy !req
576. - Could I possibly give
you one of my points?Copy !req
577. - Huh, I mean, my hands are
tied on the production end,Copy !req
578. but let's ask.
(Sam laughs)Copy !req
579. If you guys both are willing.Copy !req
580. - Yeah, I'm gonna say,
let's take a point awayCopy !req
581. from Zac and give it to Ally,Copy !req
582. and a point away from Jake.Copy !req
583. - That was really smart.Copy !req
584. - I didn't say I was going to.Copy !req
585. - I admire the ingenuity.Copy !req
586. - Any minute, I know that
this is gonna jump back out.Copy !req
587. - Of course not.Copy !req
588. I would never do that to you.Copy !req
589. - (shouts) I hate you.Copy !req
590. - The scores that the end of our game.Copy !req
591. Zac with one, Ally with 15, Jake with 18.Copy !req
592. There is one more prompt left,Copy !req
593. and it's worth 30 points,Copy !req
594. making the rest of this
game completely irrelevant.Copy !req
595. Players, Sam says go.Copy !req
596. - Go.Copy !req
597. Hey, thanks for a fun time, guys.Copy !req
598. Appreciate you.Copy !req
599. I don't know where I'm supposed to go.Copy !req
600. I might just go home.Copy !req
601. - You better skedaddle, Ally.Copy !req
602. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
603. I'm gonna win, bitch. (laughs)Copy !req
604. - Zac is running down the street?Copy !req
605. He's just in a full on sprint?Copy !req
606. Jake has gotten in his car and left?Copy !req
607. What about Ally, any sign of Ally?Copy !req
608. - Okay. (laughs)Copy !req
609. - Attention all passengers.Copy !req
610. - Here I am in a beautiful,Copy !req
611. deserted New York City.Copy !req
612. - Ally Beardsley is on
their way to the airport.Copy !req
613. Going where, we don't yet
know, but that's gotta win,Copy !req
614. meaning Ally wins 30
points, bringing them to 45.Copy !req
615. Ally Beardsley is the
winner of this episode.Copy !req
616. Ally, you win a Roomba.Copy !req
617. Have fun with that, Ally.Copy !req
618. That does it for us
here at "Game Changer".Copy !req
619. I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding you,Copy !req
620. don't just blindly
follow orders, uh-uh-uh.Copy !req
621. I didn't say Sam says.Copy !req
622. Goodnight.
(audience applauds)Copy !req
623. - I win. (laughs)Copy !req