Game Changer 4x2

1. - Get ready for a Game Changer.

2. Tonight's guests: "Um, Actually" me, daddy.

3. It's Mike Trapp.

4. - Ey.

5. Ey.

6. - How tall is he?

7. He'll never tell.

8. The cheeky Grant O'Brien.

9. - Oh.

10. - Oh. - Oh.

11. - The pen is mightier than the sword.

12. Erotic novelist, Jess Ross.

13. - Ooh.

14. - Ooh. - Ooh.

15. - And your host, me.

16. I've been here the whole time.

17. This is Game Changer, the only game show

18. where the game changes every show.

19. I am your host, Sam Reich.

20. I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants.

21. Now, you all understand how the game works?

22. - No. - No.

23. - That's right, our players have no idea

24. what game it is they're about to play.

25. The only way to learn is by playing,

26. the only way to win is by learning,

27. and the only way to begin is by beginning.

28. So without further ado, let's begin.

29. Players, you'll each of you find buzzers below your podiums.

30. If you would do me a favor and bring those out

31. on top of your podiums, players.

32. If you had a point, I would deduct it right now.

33. Mother fucker.

34. - Ah, we found the loophole.

35. You can't lose if you have no points.

36. - Players, "I like my lovers like I like my coffee."

37. Jess.

38. - Weak.

39. - That's a point for, Jess.

40. Trapp. - Absolutely full of milk.

41. - That's a point for Trapp.

42. Grant. - On ice.

43. - Oh.

44. - What does that mean?

45. - I like dead people.

46. - I'll give you that.

47. That's two points.

48. - Ooh. - For Grant.

49. - Jess. - Hot.

50. A hot lover.

51. - I'll say, as a late entry, Jess,

52. I think you maybe could do a little better,

53. but I'll give you the point. - Burning my mouth.

54. - I like that better.

55. That was more worthy of the point.

56. Trapp. - Bottomless.

57. - That's a point for Trapp.

58. In this absolute chaos of a round one,

59. we have two, two, and two points.

60. Players, "I like my lovers like I like my cars."

61. Grant. - Fast.

62. - I'll give you the point, Grant, it's early.

63. - Capable of time-travel.

64. - What car are we talking about here?

65. - The DeLorean.

66. - I'll take it, Jess.

67. - Yeah. - Like I said, it's early.

68. We're not feeling ungenerous today.

69. Grant. - Big old pipes.

70. - What is a pipe in this euphemism?

71. - A thick hog.

72. - Multiple. - A big penis.

73. Or an exhaust pipe.

74. - Yeah, I have to give it to you, Grant.

75. That's a point for Grant.

76. Jess. - Pre-certified.

77. - I'll take it, Jess. - Hell yeah.

78. - Grant. - Expensive.

79. - I'll take it, Grant, but I'm gonna keep you at four points

80. if only because I think your other one was a little weak.

81. - I do also have to say, that's not how I like my cars.

82. I like my cars very cheap.

83. - That's how you like your Honda Civic.

84. Yes?

85. - A little damaged, but fixable.

86. - Damn. - Romantic.

87. - Wow, whoa.

88. I can fix it. - Trapp, you can't fix it.

89. - No, I can fix it. - You can't fix it, Trapp.

90. - And then, our connection will be even stronger than ever.

91. - Trapp describing me in high school.

92. "I like my lovers like I like my yard work."

93. Grant. - Green.

94. - As in?

95. - Inexperienced and virginal, Sam.

96. - Very good.

97. Very good, Grant.

98. I will take it, that's a point for you.

99. Jess. - Watching someone else do it.

100. - Yes, Jess! - Yes!

101. - Brilliant, Jess.

102. Two points for you. - Oh, yay.

103. - Bringing you to- - 1000?

104. - Six? - Oh, okay.

105. - Neglected.

106. - I'll give you the point, Trapp, very well done.

107. Grant.

108. - Dirty.

109. - I'm moving on.

110. "I like my lovers like I like my dental checkups."

111. - Just a little bit painful.

112. - I'll give you that, Trapp, for sure, bringing you to five.

113. Jess. - Quiet.

114. - You like your dental work to be quiet?

115. - Yeah, they always want to talk in the middle of it,

116. and I'm like, I obviously can't speak right now.

117. - And that goes for your lovers as well?

118. - Yeah.

119. - I'll give you the point, Jess, bringing you to seven.

120. Trapp. - Leaving me numb.

121. - Ooh.

122. - That's very good, Trapp.

123. I'm gonna say two points.

124. Jess. - Every six months.

125. - Jess! - I don't like sex.

126. - You are killing it.

127. Two points for you, bringing you to nine.

128. Grant. - Covered in lead.

129. - I'm moving on.

130. "I like my lovers like I like my parents' house."

131. Grant. - With my parents inside.

132. - Oh my God.

133. - I hate it, but it did make me laugh.

134. I'll give you to point, Grant.

135. That brings you to six.

136. Grant. - With a cat named Fred.

137. - Absolutely not.

138. Grant.

139. - With a liquor cabinet that sees a lot of use.

140. - That's pretty funny.

141. I'll give you the point, that brings you to seven.

142. Jess. - Worth $300.000.

143. - Holy shit.

144. Two points for Jess, bringing her to 11.

145. Trapp.

146. - Getting more valuable with age.

147. - Rather quaint, but I like it, Trapp.

148. I'll give you the point, bringing you to eight.

149. Grant, you're clearly going for quantity instead of quality.

150. - Buckshot, my friend.

151. It's a strategy.

152. - Yes? - I don't remember.

153. - No, why would you?

154. Players, that brings us to the board.

155. Categories are: "Sex with me is like."

156. "Are you a blank?"

157. Because, you know, the style of the pickup line.

158. - Sure.

159. - Or "threesomes are like blank."

160. We'll start with Trapp, the board is yours.

161. - I'll take "sex with me" for three, please.

162. - "Sex with me is like a Sunday newspaper."

163. Mike Trapp.

164. - Thicker than you thought.

165. - Mm-mm-mm. - Ooh.

166. - Wow.

167. That is well done, Trapp.

168. That'll be two points for you, bringing you to 10.

169. Jess.

170. - A "Cathy" quote will come up.

171. - We'll say one point, Jess.

172. It did make me laugh.

173. Grant.

174. - Joe Biden's gonna come inside.

175. - I don't think I'm gonna give it to you, Grant.

176. I think you're quickly becoming the heel of the episode.

177. It's back to the board.

178. It is now Grant's. - Yes.

179. "Are you a" for four.

180. - "Are you a flat earther? Because..."

181. Grant.

182. - Because, baby, you're making me some firmament.

183. No, no, don't give that one to me.

184. - No, no, no, I like the pun.

185. Grant, I'll give you the point.

186. - I don't want it. - Oh, he doesn't want it.

187. Never mind. - Take it away.

188. - Are you a flat earther?

189. Because I want to take you to the edge.

190. - Oh, that's good. - See, see?

191. - Trapp, that's what this game is all about.

192. That'll be two points for Trapp.

193. I thought that was exceptionally clever.

194. Jess.

195. - Yeah, let's do "threesomes are like" for four.

196. - Threesomes are like The War of 1812.

197. Jess.

198. - Dad's don't participate in it,

199. but they're obsessed with it.

200. - Jess!

201. The mind on you.

202. That's three points for Jess Ross.

203. - Hell yeah.

204. - Trapp.

205. - Not as memorable as the first one,

206. but arguably more important.

207. - I like it, Trapp, I see where you're going with that.

208. I'll give you the point. - Great.

209. - We're back to the board, Mike Trapp.

210. - Let's do "are you a" for three.

211. - "Are you a" for three.

212. It's time for a mini-game.

213. - Oh boy. - Oh.

214. - Very simple how this game works.

215. Grant, if you could take a quick step back

216. so that all of you can face each other.

217. We are going to take turns saying the word "daddy"

218. as sexily as possible. - Oh my God.

219. - The first person to laugh is out,

220. the second person to laugh is out,

221. and the third person wins the point or points,

222. starting with Trapp.

223. - Daddy.

224. - Grant.

225. - Daddy?

226. Oh, I hated that.

227. - You got yourself out, Grant.

228. - I'm gonna sit right here.

229. - It is Jess versus Trapp.

230. - Daddy.

231. I can't believe I won. - Jess takes it home!

232. Let's call that- - 1000?

233. - You know, the mini-games are significant, Jess.

234. I think let's give you three points, bringing you to 18.

235. - Wow.

236. The scores headed into round two: Trapp with 13,

237. Grant with 7, Jess with 18.

238. Grant, the board is yours.

239. - "Threesomes are like" for one.

240. - "Threesomes are like a game of Twister."

241. Jess.

242. - Difficult if you have a bad back.

243. - With personal relevance. - Yes.

244. - Yeah, I'll give you the point.

245. - Yay.

246. Grant. - Stop when you see red.

247. - Oh my God.

248. - That's not how Twister works, though.

249. - The reds are the farthest one, they're far away.

250. - Oh, I see, I see.

251. - It still made me laugh.

252. I'll give it to you, Grant. - Thank you.

253. - Fun in theory, but rarely happens.

254. - Really good, Trapp, really good.

255. As usual, your B is another person's A.

256. I'll give you two points for that, bringing you to 15.

257. Back to the board, and Jess, I believe the board is yours.

258. - Let's do "sex with me" for five.

259. - Wow. - Ooh.

260. - "Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger."

261. Grant.

262. - It's gonna taste sweet and just a little bloody.

263. I heard an "ooh" from the crew.

264. - I'll give it to you, Grant.

265. I don't want to, but I will.

266. - I had an alt on that.

267. Sweet and a little fatty.

268. - Oh.

269. I like it, Jess, I'll give you that point as well.

270. - Sticky fucking meat.

271. - I wouldn't, except that I've already like,

272. traced this line around the three of you,

273. and so I think I'm obligated to give you the point.

274. - Okay. - One for you, Trapp.

275. Grant.

276. - I want them all between the buns.

277. - The thing I like most about yours, Grant,

278. is the way you stare daggers into me when you're done.

279. It's almost like you dare me.

280. To let you know, I will give you the point.

281. - Disappointing. - Jess.

282. - Enjoyed by little freaks.

283. - I like that a lot, Jess.

284. I'll give that point to you for sure.

285. Let's go back to the board, oh, Jess.

286. - On the menu at a crappy diner.

287. - Jess, that's actually layered.

288. Just like maple syrup on a hamburger.

289. I'll give you two points, bringing you to 23.

290. - Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.

291. Nobody wants a taste.

292. - Woo!

293. - Yes, that's good, Trapp.

294. I'll give you the point.

295. Grant.

296. - Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.

297. Everybody wants a taste.

298. - Sex with me is like maple syrup on a hamburger.

299. Some people want a taste.

300. - Neither of you.

301. Back to the board.

302. - I'll do "are you a" for five.

303. - "Are you a State of the Union Address?"

304. Grant.

305. - Because you're really, really long.

306. - That is funny, Grant.

307. - I'm glad.

308. - I will give you two points, bringing you to 12.

309. - 'Cause you've got me half-standing.

310. - Yes.

311. Very funny.

312. I will give you two points, bringing you to 19.

313. Grant.

314. - Because you've got Nancy Pelosi covered in white.

315. - When you approach someone at a bar,

316. what do they think you mean when you say Nancy Pelosi?

317. - They think I'm referring to Nancy Pelosi.

318. The Speaker of the House.

319. Frankly, a hero of American democracy that is underdiscussed

320. Not as far to the left as I'd like her to be.

321. Terribly effective as a speaker

322. with an unruly caucus at the moment

323. that she's frankly doing a lot to keep in line,

324. and in this context-

325. - The man gets up from the bar and leaves.

326. - I'm gonna give you two points, Grant.

327. Grant, what'll it be?

328. - Hey, you know what?

329. "Sex with me" for one.

330. - I'm good at that.

331. - Child's play.

332. - "Sex with me is like a fire drill."

333. - Nobody takes it seriously.

334. - Two points for Jess.

335. Either of you?

336. Here I thought this was an easy one.

337. - It's gonna cause a ringing in your ears.

338. - Oh, damn.

339. Sexy.

340. I'll give you the point, Jess.

341. - Very sexy.

342. - Grant. - There might be a Dalmatian.

343. - Now, what do you mean by that?

344. - You know what, Grant?

345. I'll give you the point.

346. - Incredible. - Sure.

347. That brings us to Jess.

348. - "Threesomes are like" for two.

349. - "Threesomes are like a tandem bicycle."

350. Grant.

351. - Everybody gets a ride twice.

352. - Yes.

353. A little mathematical to boot, Grant.

354. I'll take it, two points.

355. - One more person than you're used to.

356. - That's really good.

357. - Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

358. I'll give it to you, Trapp.

359. - Someone's gonna have a view of a butt the whole time.

360. - Straight down the middle, Jess, two points.

361. Grant.

362. - When I picture them, I picture them in Amsterdam.

363. - What?

364. - I love that, Grant.

365. I do picture them in smaller European countries.

366. Two points for you, bringing you to 19.

367. - Hard to tell how much the other person is into it.

368. - I'll give that to you, Trapp, yeah.

369. One point, bringing you to 22.

370. Grant.

371. - There's a really long chain.

372. Do you see?

373. - Oh, I like it, Grant.

374. I'll give you the point, it's a pun.

375. Sorry, could you do that for just 30 more seconds?

376. - Yeah, do you see?

377. There's a person here and a person here.

378. - Sure.

379. - Hm.

380. - I'll give you the point, bringing you to 20.

381. - It's important to wear protection.

382. - I like it, Jess.

383. It is important to wear protection.

384. - Yeah.

385. - I'll give you the point, bringing you to 29.

386. We're back to the board.

387. I think we're all the way back to you, Trapp.

388. - Let's do "sex with me" for two.

389. - "Sex with me is like running a marathon."

390. - You're gonna be bragging about it

391. for the rest of your life.

392. - I like that a lot.

393. I'll give you two points, bringing you to 24.

394. Grant.

395. - You're gonna need to suck some goo by the end of it.

396. - Another "ooo."

397. - Another "ooo" from the crew.

398. Incredible.

399. - A loving "ooo" from the crew.

400. Gross and I like it.

401. I'll give you two points, bringing you to 22.

402. Trapp.

403. - You're gonna rise early.

404. - Oh.

405. - Yeah, I'll give it to you.

406. - This implies the other person has a penis.

407. - Absolutely.

408. - It's repetitive.

409. - Sure, Jess, I'll give you the point.

410. Trapp.

411. - I don't know why anyone does it.

412. - I'll give you the point, Trapp, bringing you to 26.

413. - You're gonna want to give up halfway through.

414. - That's very funny, Jess, I like that a lot.

415. I'll give you two points, bringing you to 32.

416. - If you search on the internet,

417. you'll find a video of a lady

418. shitting herself in the middle of it.

419. - What?

420. Oh my God!

421. Oh my God.

422. - I don't know what you're winning at exactly, Grant,

423. but there's like a different game that you're destroying.

424. - Sure. - That was pretty good.

425. - I'm gonna give you three points, bringing you to 25.

426. Let's get out of here, Jesus.

427. That brings us to Grant.

428. - "Threesomes are like" for three.

429. "Threesomes are like a turducken."

430. Jess.

431. - Greasy.

432. - That's probably true, I'll give you the point, Jess.

433. Trapp. - Everyone's getting stuffed.

434. - Oh.

435. - Everyone is getting stuffed.

436. One point.

437. Grant.

438. - Threesomes are like a turducken, they're unnatural.

439. - Oh.

440. - This is Grant's Puritan side coming out.

441. - Playing the part of a conservative preacher.

442. - What happened to Nancy Pelosi not being left enough?

443. - I'll give you the point, Grant.

444. - It's about three souls coming together

445. to create one beautiful thing.

446. - Jess.

447. How moving.

448. - Yeah.

449. If you're a turducken fan, that makes a lot of sense.

450. I'll give you two points.

451. Trapp.

452. - Threesomes are like a turducken, I've never had one.

453. - I like that a lot, Trapp.

454. Two points, bringing you to 29.

455. Grant.

456. - Threesomes are like a turducken, there's a duck there.

457. - It's like you're burrowing lasers to my brain.

458. - I fucking dare you to give me point.

459. - I will not take your bait.

460. We're going back to the board.

461. Now it belongs to Jess.

462. - Did we do "are you a" for one?

463. - "Are you a flip phone?"

464. Trapp.

465. - 'Cause you got my fingers busy.

466. - That was quick on the draw, Trapp, very well done.

467. I'll give you two points, bringing you to 31.

468. Grant.

469. - Because I had you in the early 2000s.

470. - So in this scenario,

471. you go up to someone 'cause you recognize them?

472. - As someone I had sex with in the early 2000s.

473. - Yes, I will give you the point.

474. Jess.

475. - Because you have a snake

476. that keeps getting longer and longer.

477. - Jess!

478. My God.

479. Two points.

480. Grant.

481. - Are you a flip phone?

482. 'Cause I'm gonna shove the antenna inside.

483. - You have gotten more crew "ooo" s in this episode

484. than ever before in Game Changer history.

485. - Hey, crew, go fuck yourselves.

486. - It's back to the board for Trapp.

487. - All right, let me do "sex with me" for four.

488. - Sex with me for 400.

489. It's time for another mini-game.

490. It's the old CollegeHumor classic, "Sex Toy or Dog Toy?"

491. This time, with an expert to help us determine

492. what the sex toys and dog toys are.

493. - If this isn't a dog, I'm gonna be furious.

494. - Introducing now, Grant O'Brien's favorite porn star,

495. Ty Mitchell.

496. - Oh my God. - Hi, baby.

497. - Oh my God.

498. Holy shit.

499. Sam, I would have been trying harder at this game

500. if I'd known I was trying to impress someone the whole time.

501. - No, you were, I was one of those "ooo" s.

502. - This is incredible.

503. - You making us lots of money, baby?

504. - Yeah, I'm doing my best, I'm trying.

505. - This just became painful, watching Grant flirt.

506. - And speaking of painful,

507. let's take a look at those sex toys.

508. - Thank you for that brilliant transition.

509. The scores headed into this mini-game:

510. Trapp with 31, Grant with 27,

511. and Jess, far in the lead at this point, with 37.

512. First up, this item.

513. Ty, let me ask you before I throw it to our players,

514. what do you think, sex toy or dog toy?

515. - I think this is very obviously a sex toy.

516. It's definitely for a part of an anatomy

517. that I don't possess,

518. but I could see how you could

519. misunderstand this to be a dog toy.

520. - Mike Trapp, what do you say?

521. - I'm gonna say it's a sex toy.

522. - Grant O'Brien?

523. - So when you were filming "The Cock Destroyers."

524. I'm gonna say a sex toy, you know,

525. I'm not really playing anymore.

526. - So dirty, Grant. - Yeah, I am.

527. Oh, God.

528. - I'm in the middle of something.

529. Sex toy, yes.

530. - I've got three sex toys and three corrects.

531. That's points for all three of our contestants.

532. Ash, could you bring out the next sex or dog toy, please?

533. We'll do a quick swap.

534. - And Ty, before we get going, what do you think?

535. - I think this is very plainly, obviously a sex toy.

536. - Okay.

537. - Good for a pleasuring two at once.

538. - Ah, yes.

539. - You have to be careful with these things.

540. I think they do come cheaply.

541. - Hey, I come cheaply.

542. - I don't.

543. - Fuck, he's even good at that.

544. - I'm crying a little bit.

545. - Want to cry a little harder?

546. - Hot damn! - Give him a point.

547. - That's a point for Ty.

548. Let's get Ty back in one of your roles.

549. - Truly.

550. - Trapp, what do you think, sex toy or dog toy?

551. - I'm gonna say dog toy for this one.

552. I do think it looks very sex-toy-like,

553. but I'm gonna go dog toy.

554. - Okay, Grant.

555. - I agree with Ty, I think that's for two holes.

556. - There's three knobs.

557. - Well, then you can put a third hole anywhere you want.

558. - Jess, what do you think?

559. - I would give that to my dog, so I'm gonna say dog toy.

560. - So we have dog toy, sex toy, dog toy.

561. It is in fact a dog toy.

562. That's points for Trapp and Jess, and not for Grant.

563. - I could use that as a sex toy, though.

564. I don't know why I looked right at you.

565. I don't know what to do right now.

566. - Let's bring on the next one, Ash.

567. - Let's place this on my windowsill.

568. - Yes, Ty brought these all from home.

569. Here we've got this lovely little item here.

570. Ty, what does your better judgment tell us?

571. - I knew I'd see some avocados when visiting Los Angeles.

572. - Of course.

573. - It's definitely not a sex toy for

574. a particularly well-endowed individual.

575. - Yes, right.

576. - I don't want to like, clock you or anything.

577. - I am a small man.

578. - So you might assume that this is a dog toy,

579. but I'm gonna have to say, based off my expert opinion,

580. this is definitely a sex toy.

581. - Trapp, what do you think?

582. - I do think this one is harder than the other ones,

583. but I think that the hole on the bottom to me reads as like,

584. "put peanut butter in me," not "put dick in me."

585. So I am gonna say that's a dog toy?

586. - Dog toy.

587. All right, Grant, what do you think?

588. - Sam, I know you. - Yes.

589. - And I feel like this is maybe a trick.

590. - Really?

591. - I'm gonna say that's a cat toy

592. because I think that looks like the kind of thing

593. you could put catnip inside of.

594. - Grant, you dare to think I would

595. change the game on you just like that?

596. - Yeah, I do think that Sam.

597. Yes, that's what I do think.

598. - Jess, what do you think?

599. - I'm going to say that it is a dog toy.

600. - The answer is a dog toy.

601. - Hm. - Mm-kay, mm-kay.

602. - Let's swap this out, please.

603. - Oh my goodness.

604. - Come now, Sam.

605. - Come now? - Come now.

606. - Well, you can with this.

607. - Ty, you've been very consistent so far.

608. What do you think, sex toy or dog toy?

609. - I know what this looks like.

610. It looks like a dog toy, I know.

611. But Sigmund Freud wrote a lot about this device.

612. - Sure, yeah.

613. - Sure, daddy. - It's a daddy toy.

614. - What I'm saying is that it's a sex toy per se, you know,

615. kind of, but more of a like, sex device.

616. - Yes. - Sex tool.

617. - Yes, yes, yes. - Sex tool.

618. - Yeah. - Thanks, Grant.

619. - Hey, I've got your back.

620. - Trapp, what do we think?

621. - I'm going to say sex toy.

622. - Where are you putting that?

623. - I'm not putting it anywhere,

624. but I think some people can get creative with that.

625. I'm gonna say sex toy.

626. - Grant, what do you think?

627. - Sam, I think you're screwing with us.

628. I think you could put that on the corner of like, a wall,

629. and your cat could rub up against it and spread its scent,

630. and that's what all the teeth for.

631. So I think that's a cat toy.

632. - Jess.

633. - The idea of putting that in my vagina.

634. - Don't knock it till you try it.

635. - I think that is a dog toothbrush.

636. I think you would put toothpaste on it

637. and it would clean their teeth.

638. - Oh, wow.

639. - Or you could stick it up their butt.

640. - Three great guesses, only one of them right.

641. Jess, it is a dog toy.

642. - Oh, well.

643. - That doesn't prove anything.

644. - Ash, can you bring it the next one, please?

645. - I would love this color of a sex toy.

646. - Oh, now this is hard.

647. - This is hard.

648. - What do you think, Ty?

649. - This is a tricky one. - I know.

650. - It's really throwing a curve ball.

651. - I know. - I'm here as an expert.

652. - Yes. - Mm-hm.

653. - I'm here as an expert to influence

654. how you all play the game.

655. - Yep.

656. - And so I want you to take my opinion seriously

657. that this is a dog toy.

658. - Hm.

659. - Interesting, the first time

660. that Ty has said "dog toy" this entire game.

661. - I'm sorry, I mean, it's a toy

662. for when you're pretending to be a dog.

663. - Oh. - Oh.

664. - Thank you for the clarification, Ty, that was helpful.

665. - I thought it was obvious.

666. - Trapp, what do you think?

667. - I'm gonna say sex toy.

668. - Grant, thoughts?

669. - Yeah, I still think that's like a, see?

670. So I think it's a sex toy, please continue.

671. I won't give my reasoning.

672. - Jess.

673. - I think it's a sex toy and I will give my reasoning.

674. I think you take your penis on a little walk.

675. It does a little pee-pee outside and you bring it back in.

676. - And that's how you meet the other penis owners

677. in your neighborhood, chat a little bit.

678. - Three sex toys, three correct.

679. - Woo!

680. - Ash, could we have our last object please?

681. - Ooh.

682. - Ty, what do you think, sex toy, dog toy?

683. - I think you could see how this would be a dog toy

684. in the sense that it's a ball, which dogs famously love.

685. - It's their whole deal.

686. - But I wouldn't play with a dog with an electronic ball

687. unless it was an electronic dog, popular in the early 2000s.

688. - The future's a crazy place.

689. - I'm gonna just make it clear that this is a sex toy

690. in my expert opinion.

691. - What do you think, players?

692. Starting with Trapp.

693. - Now, I don't know what this is.

694. - 50-50 shot.

695. - I'm going to say dog toy.

696. - Grant, what do you think?

697. - It's got to be a sex toy, right?

698. - I think a lot of stuff like this is more cat toy stuff.

699. There's a lot of like, automated shit, where it's like,

700. "yeah, I have a dog,

701. but I can't be bothered to do anything with it,

702. so get me a little robot that can like,

703. drop treats everywhere."

704. - Trapp's right, I'm gonna say that's a cat toy.

705. Sam, I think you're screwing with us, that's a cat toy.

706. - Grant digging his own grave even further into the ground.

707. Jess.

708. - I mean, I'd sit on it.

709. But I think it's a dog toy.

710. - How about that reveal, Ty?

711. This is in fact a sex toy.

712. - No. - Oh.

713. - It doesn't have like, a ton of depth, actually.

714. So it's perfect for you, Sam.

715. - Thank you so, so much.

716. - Thank you so much for having me.

717. - For coming all this way to be our expert.

718. The scores headed out of that mini-game are: Trapp with 35,

719. Grant with 30, Jess with 42.

720. - Wow. - Wow.

721. - Grant, what do you say?

722. - I'm gonna go with "are you a" for two.

723. - "Are you a Tim Burton movie, because?"

724. Trapp. - You're a hot topic.

725. Doesn't make any sense, move on.

726. - It makes just enough sense

727. for me to give you a point, Trapp.

728. Jess.

729. - Because I bet you were better 20 years ago.

730. - This is a diss, Jess?

731. - Yeah. - You're negging.

732. - You're negging them, you're cutting them down to size.

733. - They go, "ooh, she's a bitch."

734. - I'll give you a point.

735. Back to the board.

736. - I'll take what's remaining.

737. I'll take "threesomes are like," five.

738. - It's the final mini-game.

739. - Oh my goodness. - Oh boy.

740. - Here's how this is gonna work, gang.

741. We call this "Sex Moves."

742. I'm gonna give you the name of a sex move,

743. you tell me what that sex move describes.

744. These are not real sex moves, these are made up sex moves.

745. You just tell me what you think they could represent.

746. I'll pick my favorite, there are three of them altogether.

747. Number one, "the windshield wiper."

748. Starting with Trapp.

749. - That's where you swipe your dick back and forth

750. in front of your lovers glasses.

751. - Oh my God.

752. - Grant.

753. - It's when you have sex on top of a lot of crushed up bugs.

754. - Another crew "ooo."

755. Jess.

756. - It's when there are two penises and boobies,

757. and the penises windshield wipe the boobies.

758. - I liked all three of those, but especially Trapp's,

759. and so, Trapp, I will give you two points.

760. Number two, "the hometown hero."

761. Starting with Grant.

762. - The hometown hero is when you have sex in Columbus.

763. - Grant's hometown.

764. Not a bad answer, I don't think.

765. I'll go to Jess next.

766. - The hometown hero is when your lover

767. is lying on their stomach

768. and you plant a flag in their butt hole.

769. - I think that's The War of 1812.

770. - Trapp.

771. - The hometown hero is when you sort of

772. check out for awhile, but then come when no one expects it.

773. - That's very good, Trapp.

774. I will give you that as well.

775. Ooh, Trapp's sneaking up on Jess a little bit.

776. Finally, gang, it's "nineteening."

777. The number "nineteening," beginning with Jess.

778. - Nineteening is when you're 30 and you lie about your age

779. to have sex with a 20 year old.

780. - Very good, I will go to Trapp next.

781. - Nineteening is a 69 but taken down about 50 notches.

782. - Sounds about right.

783. Grant.

784. - It's when you have sex in an NYU dorm for the first time,

785. but you say you're very experienced.

786. Like me, like me.

787. It's a story about me.

788. - Very funny across the board.

789. I think I'm gonna to give this one to Trapp, too.

790. The scores at the end of our game: Trapp with 42,

791. Grant with 30, Jess with 43.

792. - Ow! - Wow.

793. - That means that Jess is the winner of this episode.

794. Jess, you win all of the sex toys and dog toys

795. featured in this episode. - Oh my God.

796. - You have to remember which one's which.

797. - I am Sam Reich, reminding you that sex with me

798. is like Game Changer itself: it's now streaming on Dropout.

799. Good night.