Game Changer 4x11

Directed by

Brennan Lee Mulligan as Self (archive footage) • Ally Beardsley as Self (archive footage) • Lou Wilson as Self (archive footage) • Grant O'Brien as Self (archive footage) • Becca Scott as Self (archive footage)

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1. - Get ready for a "Game Changer!"

2. It's a little different this way, doesn't it?

3. I'm Sam Reich, and when I say I've been here the whole time,

4. this time, I really mean it.

5. I've been writing "Game Changer,"

6. performing in stuff such as "Mice and Murder,"

7. and helping run the company from here,

8. this chair, this room, for the last few years.

9. We got "Troopers" helmets over here.

10. We got the "Yes or No" bobblehead over here.

11. You asked for it, and so here it is,

12. a very special cutting room floor episode of "Game Changer."

13. This is the stuff we didn't intend for you to see,

14. and then you made a stink about it on social media,

15. and so now we feel obligated to.

16. Now you might be saying to yourself, "Sam,

17. I love every ounce of spittle that

18. is released from the mouths of you chucklefucks,

19. why cut anything at all?"

20. This episode will intend to answer that question,

21. starting with we cut things for time.

22. Episodes of "Game Changer" are largely 25 to 35 minutes.

23. Why?

24. Because I have a soft spot for that kind of programming.

25. It also helps to offset some of our longer shows.

26. I'm not naming names.

27. I want episodes of "Game Changer" to feel urgent,

28. to leave you wanting more.

29. So without further ado, here's some cut prompts

30. from Make Some Noise, including a longer version

31. of Shakespeare's inflight safety video,

32. a backstage moment from "Survivor"

33. on the villainous nature of apple eating,

34. and finally, the cut, albeit brief, "Busker's Song"

35. from The Official Cast Recording.

36. Brennan, a general contractor's quote

37. for getting the sword out out of the stone.

38. - Oh God! (laughs)

39. - Oh yeah.

40. Yeah, that's in there.

41. See, the issue here is this,

42. is that it's not just the granite, okay?

43. 'Cause you could get the true king of England here,

44. and you could pull this out, and that would be fine.

45. But you're talking about damage to the blade

46. coming out of the granite stone.

47. You're talking about any kinda rust damage

48. that's already been here in the interim.

49. This got placed here by a giant or wizard,

50. do we know how long ago?

51. - I think it's been there as long as I can remember,

52. maybe forever.

53. - From a prior tenant?

54. - Okay.

55. - This is gonna be a... dragon's hoard.

56. That's if I can get my guys,

57. 'cause there's no guarantee.

58. Josh.

59. - Yes?

60. - A trip to the zoo goes terribly wrong.

61. - No problem.

62. Here we go, ohp, he fell.

63. - Oh. - Oh God.

64. Son, you okay?

65. Oh God, daddy, daddy, help me!

66. Hi, Becca?

67. Daddy! (Brennan laughing)

68. Yeah, so, okay, so Marcus fell.

69. I am here at the (growls), at the zoo,

70. but the problem is. (monkey noises)

71. Uh-oh, why would they let them in?

72. That many? (Brennan and Sam laughing)

73. Oh no, please don't!

74. Please don't, I can't possibly!

75. Yeah, no, he's pecking his.

76. Oh, I'll be home soon!

77. - If that prompt was a moving car,

78. you just opened the door and bailed!

79. - Created a whole soundscape, honestly,

80. at least until I gave up.

81. - Zac.

82. - Okay!

83. - The fifth "Wizard of Oz" character

84. who didn't make the cut.

85. - Eh, I don't wanna interrupt,

86. but we haven't found my keys yet. (laughs)

87. The heart is important.

88. Courage is important.

89. Finding your way back home is great.

90. But I have one little weird key.

91. It's for a safe that my mom got me

92. when I was in fourth grade. (Brennan laughs)

93. That I think that my original Social Security card

94. is in there, okay?

95. - Josh and Zac.

96. An alien spelling bee.

97. - Khallum-kowhown

98. - Kye penwingown in a sentence?

99. - Khal-khallum.

100. Hooooop!

101. - Mm.

102. Ham-hallum.

103. Click, port, click, (gasps) fleemp, oh, (squaks)

104. eh, ah, onk, pff.

105. - Kha-nana-khallum.

106. - Just wait a second! (laughs)

107. Wait!

108. What happened at the end there?

109. - I think he got it wrong!

110. - Zac.

111. - Okay.

112. - And Brennan.

113. (Brennan gasps) - Okay.

114. - A meet cute!

115. In quicksand.

116. - Whoa, bluh! - Boof!

117. (Zac gasps) - Stay still!

118. - Okay, okay, okay!

119. - If you move, if you move through the quicksand,

120. it will begin to drag you deeper!

121. - Okay!

122. - I think I can feel maybe a root with my,

123. oh no, that's, is that your toe?

124. - That is my toe. - Oh God.

125. - Ah, gosh, I dropped all my papers,

126. and I had a report on the topography of the jungle.

127. - Gotcha, I was also swinging through vines

128. on my way to give a report on the jungle too.

129. That's crazy, wow.

130. - What camp were you at?

131. - I'm at the lake shore camp, what camp are you at?

132. - Ah, the river basin.

133. - Oh my God. (contestants laugh)

134. - Weird. - Weird.

135. - I'm Tad.

136. - No, no, no, no, no!

137. No, okay! (percussive music sting)

138. - Brennan, Josh, Zac.

139. The New York Stock Exchange trading floor

140. if they were yelling about things that actually matter.

141. - We're looking at big migration, by-

142. - Climate change! - And climate change!

143. - Climate change! - Climate change!

144. - Climate change!

145. - We need a mass elevation of consciousness,

146. 'cause there's a lot of parts of the civilization

147. that have not upgraded their morality

148. or their sense of civic responsibility!

149. - People getting vaccinated,

150. we gotta get a lot of vaccinations!

151. - Misogyny, especially in the film industry!

152. - We live in one shared ecosystem, two for one!

153. - We only have one planet, one planet!

154. - One almond, one gallon of water!

155. - Can I get 12 years to stop climate change?

156. - Brennan Mulligan.

157. Shakespeare's in-flight safety video.

158. - Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms

159. to alight so delicately upon the jet streams

160. of the cerulean sky.

161. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

162. Thou now beholdest the bard of Avon.

163. And behold!

164. Twixt either side of you, the ends of your safety belt.

165. Be ever so good as to to them at the joining place!

166. Lest we crash into the mountainside,

167. and verily thou skull is split

168. upon the dining tray before thee!

169. Also, thou shalt notice two emergency exits

170. to the starboard and port side of the aerocraft!

171. These emergency exits are the very doorway

172. to thou best chance of life,

173. should we make an aquatic landing during our flight!

174. Behold now in your chest, the beating heart

175. that once gave you life upon your crowning

176. from thy mother's womb,

177. the womb again opens of this aerocraft!

178. In this emergency exit row, and this,

179. between the smoldering ruins of this Boeing 747 aircraft,

180. and blessed life beyond!

181. Thou knowest the ways in which Spirit Airlines

182. comports itself, so, there will be no free snacks.

183. Only a $14 cheese platter, verily!

184. - How do you like them apples?

185. I am gonna have an apple though.

186. - These apples are great.

187. - These actually are really are good apples.

188. - Yeah, I do like apples - I think they're Fiji.

189. - Fiji, it's always the way to go.

190. - Now, I've never been a sour apple guy, I won't lie.

191. In fact, if there was a sour apple here, I'd vote them out.

192. - Is that code?

193. Which one of us is a sour apple?

194. - Guys, I'd like to vote out this sour apple.

195. - One of my favorite things is like,

196. the immediate sort of villain tell

197. is them like eating an apple,

198. only, their face is like. - Oh yeah.

199. - Oh, like Jafar.

200. - Yes, Jafar, or Geoffrey Rush in "Pirates of Caribbean."

201. - Oh yeah. - Or like-

202. - I think it's because biting into an apple,

203. I think, is probably the closest thing

204. to like breaking bones.

205. Like, I feel that sound is so like.

206. Kah!

207. Like, I like, (laughing)

208. like, I hurt people.

209. - It looks like like a little heart, like,

210. there's like, there's juice everywhere.

211. - Mm.

212. - And the forbidden fruit.

213. - That's right!

214. That's right!

215. - There's some real analogous shit going on.

216. - Yep, it goes deep.

217. - And gosh, now all eating apples.

218. - Which one of this is the villain?

219. That's the question.

220. - Oh. (laughs)

221. - It's true.

222. - Wait a minute!

223. - Our busker plays guitar, hoping for a coin or two.

224. - Hey. - Hey.

225. - I've been on this corner for a long time.

226. - Yeah.

227. - Take my guitar.

228. - Take your guitar?

229. - Play it well.

230. I quit.

231. - This.

232. - But-

233. - But you can do it.

234. - Here's the secret.

235. I didn't either.

236. Fake it till you make it, and when you can't make it.

237. - Thanks.

238. - This is really compelling.

239. - Thank you. - Thank you.

240. - Wait, gimme that back.

241. - No!

242. Actually, yes.

243. - Another reason we might cut is taste.

244. As an improviser, you want the freedom

245. to make whatever jokes occur to you in the moment.

246. Only later, you might realize that they are poor.

247. The same goes for me as host.

248. Sometimes I fully plan a bit, and execute it,

249. and then only realize in retrospect

250. that it was in bad taste.

251. With that in mind,

252. please enjoy some cut Grant jokes from Like My Coffee,

253. and a bit from Don't Cry that I, well, you'll see.

254. Early on, the players have discovered a mechanic

255. about the game, which is that they can keep going

256. as long as they like.

257. Grant. - Hey!

258. - I like my lovers to keep going as long as I like.

259. - No, Grant.

260. I like my lovers like like I like my dental check-ups.

261. Grant.

262. - Using a drill.

263. - I don't think you're being honest, Grant.

264. I'm not gonna award you that point.

265. - I'm sorry, no, no, hang on.

266. No, no, no, no, no.

267. - Oh, a drill.

268. Double entendre?

269. - No.

270. I wanna use a dental drill both on my teeth,

271. and on someone's penis and testicles.

272. - I'm not gonna give it to you, Grant.

273. - Unbelievable. (percussive music sting)

274. - Are you a flip phone? - Oh!

275. (buzzer buzzes) - Grant.

276. - Are you a flip phone?

277. Because you can't get on the internet.

278. - As Jeff Probst would say, I got nothing for ya.

279. - No.

280. (buzzer buzzes) - Jess.

281. - Are you a flip phone?

282. Because I'm not afraid to drop you.

283. That's a breakup one.

284. - Breakup lines are the next episode, Jess.

285. - Oh, damn, okay.

286. - I might need the help of a calculator for this last one.

287. Luke, how old are your parents?

288. - 70 and 72.

289. - Let's be optimistic. - Oh no.

290. What is this? (contestant laughing)

291. This is bad!

292. - How many times a year do you see them?

293. - Probably twice.

294. - Cool.

295. So Luke, you have about 26 visits left.

296. - Yeah. - With your parents,

297. assuming they live to the age of 85.

298. - Whoa, oh my God!

299. - All I want you to do is to look into your camera there.

300. I want you to count to 26.

301. - Sure.

302. - Imagining one of those numbers is each

303. a visit left that you have with your parents.

304. - Yeah, okay.

305. - Oh my God!

306. - One, two, three, four-

307. - You can slow down a little bit.

308. - Five.

309. Six.

310. - Really picture the visit.

311. - Seven, eight, nine, (contestant laughs)

312. 10,

313. 11,

314. 12,

315. 13,

316. 14,

317. 15,

318. 16,

319. 17,

320. 18,

321. 19,

322. 20,

323. 21.

324. - You can slow down even more.

325. - 22,

326. 23,

327. 24,

328. 25,

329. 26.

330. - I think I might have got you there, Luke.

331. Did I?

332. - Does a quiver count as a tear?

333. - I'm gonna say a quiver counts,

334. I'm gonna take a point away from you, Luke.

335. - All right.

336. I quivered, sorry, I quivered.

337. - Another reason we might cut is chaos.

338. While "Game Changer" is supposed to be an unhinged show,

339. it's also supposed to be structured.

340. As wild as things get, I want the audience to feel

341. like I actually have everything under control.

342. And so, we sometimes cut moments where I clearly do not.

343. Please enjoy two such moments.

344. The first is what actually happened

345. at the bitter end of Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience.

346. And the second is what actually happened

347. when Brennan played his loopty loop

348. against Ally in Survivor.

349. - Izzy is the winner of our show!

350. - Ah! - Ah!

351. - Yay, Izzy!

352. - Izzy, you win a! - Yay!

353. - Izzy, you win a Rage Room gift certificate!

354. - A what? (contestants shrieking)

355. - A Rage Room gift certificate!

356. - A range?

357. - A Rage Room gift certificate!

358. - Okay!

359. - That you can use at your leisure!

360. - Rage Room?

361. - That does it for us here at "Game Changer!"

362. I am Sam Reich, and if you think

363. that Pavlov's dogs are something!

364. Sorry, lemme just take this clean.

365. - Okay.

366. - This is an immunity loopty loop.

367. Any votes cast for Brennan will not count.

368. - Oh my God, all right. - Wow!

369. - You think I'm gonna fucking roll over?

370. - Wow!

371. - You look me in the eyes, Beardsley,

372. and say- - Wow!

373. - Brennan, I think it's your fucking time!

374. It'll be a cold day in hell

375. when I go out like a fucking chump!

376. - Whoa! - Oh, bro!

377. My goodness gracious! - Oh!

378. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Yay!

379. - Wow!

380. - Yeah! - My goodness!

381. - Oh my God, listen to me, listen to me-

382. - Order!

383. Order on my stage!

384. - Good stuff. (contestants laughing)

385. Have a good one, y'all.

386. - All right, boys- (contestant laughing)

387. - The final reason we might cut is pure vanity.

388. For whatever reason, there's been a funny groundswell

389. of support for a me reaction version

390. of the Official Cast Recording.

391. Something that shows off

392. my reacting in disbelief throughout.

393. We tried this.

394. We're gonna show you a clip of it,

395. and I think you will quickly realize why we do not do this.

396. Because I look like a loon.

397. Of anything we've showed, this is the most embarrassing.

398. Do me a favor, if you're chatting about this

399. on social media, don't tag me, I don't need to know.

400. Enjoy!

401. Welcome to Mountport.

402. - Good morning!

403. - Good morning! - Good morning!

404. - Hello, hello, hello there!

405. - Hello! - Hello, hey, yo, down there!

406. - Hey, hey!

407. Timothy!

408. - Yeah?

409. - You're not allowed on the street anymore,

410. and you know why!

411. - Why?

412. - On account of the crimes!

413. - Okay, I guess I'll go back indoors!

414. - Oh, it's another foggy day

415. where the ocean marine layer

416. gets stuck in our mountain range!

417. - That's right!

418. - And I wouldn't have it any other way!

419. - Don't ask me!

420. - You can ask me!

421. - Get back inside! - Okay!

422. - Holy shit!

423. - We get a lot of points then?

424. - Yeah, put the points in there.

425. - Yeah.

426. - Holy shit!

427. - Where are them up? - Gimme those points!

428. - What you do is a magic trick.

429. That's it for us here at "Game Changer," but only for now.

430. As I've said publicly, you can soon expect three,

431. count them, three "Game Changer" spinoffs.

432. A "Never Have I Ever" spinoff called "Dirty Laundry,"

433. a "Make Some Noise" spinoff by the same title,

434. and an as of yet untitled spinoff

435. of "The Official Cast Recording."

436. Not to mention new episodes of "Game Changer,"

437. which I am writing right now,

438. and we'll shoot over the summer.

439. It is, as ever, an absolute privilege to play for you.

440. Thanks for watching.