1. Previously,
on Future Man:Copy !req
2. Did you guys ever
think that I'd be doingCopy !req
3. something more
with my life?Copy !req
4. What about
your video game?Copy !req
5. It's not real.Copy !req
6. Congratulations,
you have defeatedCopy !req
7. all of the Biotics.Copy !req
8. Wooo!Copy !req
9. The fuck—who
are you people?Copy !req
10. Everything that happens
in the Biotic Wars is real.Copy !req
11. The game is a recruitmentCopy !req
12. and training tool
sent back in time.Copy !req
13. You're going to help
us save the world.Copy !req
14. Time travel 101,
you need to blend in.Copy !req
15. You're telling me
that a cure for herpesCopy !req
16. is what brings
down all of mankind?Copy !req
17. The night of
the moon landing,Copy !req
18. there was a big party
at Pi Pi Gamma House.Copy !req
19. Holy shit.Copy !req
20. If we can stop Dr. KronishCopy !req
21. from ever getting herpes,Copy !req
22. he'll never
become a scientist,Copy !req
23. and we can stop
this whole cycleCopy !req
24. before it even begins!Copy !req
25. All right, Santiago,
you ready for this?Copy !req
26. Let's do this, Skarsgaard.Copy !req
27. Is that a subatomic
sensor mine?Copy !req
28. Welcome to the Resistance.Copy !req
29. I'm here at the corner
of Fairfax and RosewoodCopy !req
30. where the smell of brisketCopy !req
31. usually fills the night air,Copy !req
32. but tonight, it's
the smell of tragedyCopy !req
33. as one of L. A.'s finest
lies dead in the street.Copy !req
34. Vincent, I didn't
know you were coming!Copy !req
35. I'll set an extra place.Copy !req
36. Is Jorge running late?Copy !req
37. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
38. Maria, maybe you
should sit down.Copy !req
39. Gladly, I've been
on my feet all day.Copy !req
40. Jorgito kicked.Copy !req
41. Do you want to feel?Copy !req
42. He's strong like his Papa.Copy !req
43. Hello, Mr. and
Mrs. Santiago.Copy !req
44. I didn't know you were here.Copy !req
45. They came from Mexico
for the baby shower!Copy !req
46. Of course they did.Copy !req
47. They should hear this, too.Copy !req
48. - I have some news.
- You have news?Copy !req
49. Is it the promotion
Jorge was trying to get?Copy !req
50. His sisters y la familiaCopy !req
51. will want to hear about this.Copy !req
52. Esmeralda, Gloria, Lupe!Copy !req
53. ¡Mucho gusto,
Señor Skarsgaard!Copy !req
54. What is the exciting news?Copy !req
55. Well, I never
said "exciting."Copy !req
56. Did somebody say "exciting"?Copy !req
57. This is Jorge's
brother, Miguel!Copy !req
58. You really look
just like him.Copy !req
59. Yeah, well,
last I checked,Copy !req
60. we are currently twins!Copy !req
61. So what's the good news?Copy !req
62. Say it loud so
the baby can hear.Copy !req
63. Right, um...Copy !req
64. All right, time out!
Stop the bike.Copy !req
65. Okay, what
happened back thereCopy !req
66. was not okay!Copy !req
67. For all we know,
you just killedCopy !req
68. - a fucking cop!
- Hey!Copy !req
69. We killed that cop.Copy !req
70. Yeah, we're a team now.Copy !req
71. No, I didn't kill a cop,Copy !req
72. you killed a fucking cop,Copy !req
73. and we're not
doing it again!Copy !req
74. You just said "we."Copy !req
75. Look, it doesn't matter, okay?Copy !req
76. Just no more killing!Copy !req
77. Well, we're killing Kronish.Copy !req
78. No, we're not killing Kronish!Copy !req
79. That's not the mission!Copy !req
80. The mission is to stop
him from getting herpes,Copy !req
81. prevent him from
becoming a scientist,Copy !req
82. and then he never
creates the cure!Copy !req
83. Dead men don't get herpes.Copy !req
84. Okay, so then
what's your plan?Copy !req
85. We cockblock him.Copy !req
86. Okay, rip his cock off,Copy !req
87. he bleeds out
slow, I like that.Copy !req
88. No, his cock
remains fully intact.Copy !req
89. We stop him from ever
getting with the girlCopy !req
90. that gave him herpes.Copy !req
91. Have you ever executed this
mission objective before?Copy !req
92. This... this cockblock?Copy !req
93. Oh, yes, many times.Copy !req
94. Mostly at middle school dancesCopy !req
95. and at the time
I was doing it,Copy !req
96. I didn't know it
exactly, but yeah.Copy !req
97. It's my specialty.Copy !req
98. That's fucking stupid!Copy !req
99. If we're actually
ripping his cock off,Copy !req
100. that's one thing,
but otherwise,Copy !req
101. this just feels like
a big fucking tease!Copy !req
102. Wolf, he's the Savior.Copy !req
103. We need to trust him.Copy !req
104. Oh, fuck! Savior my ass!
God damn it!Copy !req
105. Try to save this!Copy !req
106. Hey!Copy !req
107. What the fuck you doing, man?Copy !req
108. Tiger, thanks—thanks
for having my back.Copy !req
109. I don't know why
he hates me so much.Copy !req
110. You're physically weakCopy !req
111. and nothing like we expected,Copy !req
112. but you do have the
knowledge we're lacking,Copy !req
113. and you've
gotten us this far.Copy !req
114. You're not the Future
Man I thought you'd be,Copy !req
115. but you are Future Man.Copy !req
116. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
117. Why is that woman holding
that tiny shrunken man?Copy !req
118. You mean, "Why
is that motherCopy !req
119. carrying her adorable baby"?Copy !req
120. That's a baby?Copy !req
121. You've never seen
a baby before?Copy !req
122. Wolf and I are the youngest
members of the Resistance.Copy !req
123. We were sterilized with
a nano mist to ensureCopy !req
124. that we were the last
generation of humanity.Copy !req
125. Whoa, so it's a full on
Children of Men situation.Copy !req
126. Why does it look like that?Copy !req
127. How does it defend itself?Copy !req
128. It can't, it's
completely helpless.Copy !req
129. I want to touch it.Copy !req
130. You, woman,
give me that baby!Copy !req
131. Tiger, no, no, no,
no, Tiger, Tiger.Copy !req
132. Give me the chubby man!Copy !req
133. Wait, those your bikes?Copy !req
134. Yes.Copy !req
135. Sorry, brother,
I didn't realizeCopy !req
136. you were Double Ds!Copy !req
137. Double Damned!Copy !req
138. Jesus, man, what's
got you so steamed?Copy !req
139. My commander
just belittled meCopy !req
140. in front of an inferior.Copy !req
141. Been there.Copy !req
142. My old lady's
a real cunt, too.Copy !req
143. Where you headed?Copy !req
144. California
Technical InstituteCopy !req
145. to cockblock the
destroyer of worlds.Copy !req
146. Sounds pretty heavy.Copy !req
147. Eh, don't worry
about this shit,Copy !req
148. I'll clean it up.Copy !req
149. Ride on, ride strong, brother.Copy !req
150. I said, ride on, ride strong.Copy !req
151. Give me that thing!Copy !req
152. - I want to touch it!
- Tiger, you can't—Copy !req
153. you can't just touch her baby!Copy !req
154. Why—I'm stronger than her.Copy !req
155. I'm sorry, she's
completely harmless.
It's fine.Copy !req
156. No, I'm not, I'm not!Copy !req
157. I've killed hundreds!Copy !req
158. Give me that thing.Copy !req
159. There's your secret
fucking handshake!Copy !req
160. Wolf.Copy !req
161. What?Copy !req
162. I didn't kill him.Copy !req
163. Yes.Copy !req
164. Get me the police.Copy !req
165. Yeah, what?Copy !req
166. It's Rick.Copy !req
167. Some motherfucker
just rolled in hereCopy !req
168. on stolen Double D bikes.Copy !req
169. Yeah, that's the guys
who jumped us.Copy !req
170. Where did they go?Copy !req
171. Caltech.Copy !req
172. Kill them all, man.Copy !req
173. Avenge my fingers!Copy !req
174. All right, I'm
going to assumeCopy !req
175. that you guys
have never beenCopy !req
176. to a frat party before.Copy !req
177. I haven't either,
so that's okay.Copy !req
178. However, I have
seen Animal House,Copy !req
179. which basically
makes me an expert.Copy !req
180. The most important thing
is once you're inside,Copy !req
181. you blend in.Copy !req
182. Just follow my lead, okay?Copy !req
183. All right, we got this.Copy !req
184. Okay, maybe we
don't got this.Copy !req
185. You guys must be looking
for Delta Phi Tau.Copy !req
186. - That's across the street.
- Um...Copy !req
187. Actually, we were
kind of hopingCopy !req
188. that maybe tonight,
we could celebrateCopy !req
189. this great
achievement of mankindCopy !req
190. here with you guys
at Phi Phi Gamma!Copy !req
191. You know, it must be
nice to have the freedomCopy !req
192. to just walk into
whatever house you want,Copy !req
193. to call the cops and
actually have them show upCopy !req
194. after you've been
repeatedly harassedCopy !req
195. and threatened by
your fellow students.Copy !req
196. Even at Caltech?Copy !req
197. Just because these
people are nerdsCopy !req
198. doesn't mean
they're not racist!Copy !req
199. We know things
will get better,Copy !req
200. but until that day comes,Copy !req
201. we're just going
to have to serveCopy !req
202. and protect ourselves.Copy !req
203. Understand, Colonel Sanders?Copy !req
204. I guess I am kind
of dressed like him.Copy !req
205. Are you blocking
his cock right now?Copy !req
206. Because it seems like
he's blocking yours.Copy !req
207. Brother Tyler,
everything okay?Copy !req
208. That's what I'm trying to
figure out, Brother Kronish.Copy !req
209. Kronish.Copy !req
210. - Take it easy, soldier.
- I can't.Copy !req
211. He's the father
of the mutant raceCopy !req
212. that destroys mankind.Copy !req
213. He's right in front of me.Copy !req
214. You guys look
like nice folks,Copy !req
215. but this is an
invite-only party.Copy !req
216. If you want to
stay for a beer,Copy !req
217. stay for a beer, but then—Copy !req
218. You and your mutant
race deserves to die!Copy !req
219. Oh, my God!Copy !req
220. Great job, Wolf, you
just blew our cover.Copy !req
221. You know, it's going to
be really hard to blend inCopy !req
222. now that they think we're
all white supremacists.Copy !req
223. Why would skin color matter?Copy !req
224. That's nice, there's
no racism in the future?Copy !req
225. I've got it, let's just
camouflage our facesCopy !req
226. to look like them.Copy !req
227. Nice, Operation Black Face.Copy !req
228. This mud will
work on our faces.Copy !req
229. No, no, no, no, no
Operation Black Face.Copy !req
230. Says who?Copy !req
231. Says literally all of society.Copy !req
232. Look, I don't have time
to explain to youCopy !req
233. two centuries of
race relations.Copy !req
234. Clearly you guys
don't understandCopy !req
235. the complexity and
sensitivity of this time.Copy !req
236. I do, all right?Copy !req
237. You can't go around
breaking people's fingers,Copy !req
238. you can't go around trying
to steal people's babies,Copy !req
239. and you can't tell people
they're from a mutant race!Copy !req
240. Not only is it
morally reprehensible,Copy !req
241. it's also jeopardizing
this whole mission!Copy !req
242. We need another plan.Copy !req
243. Houston, we have a solution.Copy !req
244. Right. Of course, you
don't get that.Copy !req
245. Okay, this is
now a solo missionCopy !req
246. to the moon landing party.Copy !req
247. I'm gonna go inside,Copy !req
248. infiltrate, and assume
Lamar's identity.Copy !req
249. Okay, what do we do?Copy !req
250. Cockblocking, as you
may or may not know,Copy !req
251. is a very delicate
and intricate maneuver.Copy !req
252. It requires absolute
concentration at all times.Copy !req
253. Once inside, I can have
zero interference, okay?Copy !req
254. You guys just stay out here.Copy !req
255. So you're
saying we shouldCopy !req
256. secure the perimeter.Copy !req
257. Yes, yes, secure
the perimeter.Copy !req
258. And whatever you do,
just don't come inside.Copy !req
259. Okay, we'll build a barricadeCopy !req
260. and secure the perimeter.Copy !req
261. We won't fail
you, Future Man.Copy !req
262. All right, Dr. Kronish,
where are you?Copy !req
263. Where is he?Copy !req
264. I'm at a party.Copy !req
265. This is normal.Copy !req
266. Barbarella, herpes girl!Copy !req
267. Pledge Lamar,
where have you been?Copy !req
268. The fuck, man, you
forget how to talk?Copy !req
269. What you talking about, man?Copy !req
270. I was outside!Copy !req
271. What's wrong with your voice?Copy !req
272. It's the helmet.Copy !req
273. What do I normally sound like?Copy !req
274. Like the square
from Connecticut!Copy !req
275. - Oh, thank God.
- Man, you're fucked up.Copy !req
276. - Lamar!
- No!Copy !req
277. - Yeah?
- I was just telling MalcolmCopy !req
278. about that hilarious
Bill Cosby routine you do!Copy !req
279. The one where he jokes
about putting Spanish flyCopy !req
280. in the girls' drinks.Copy !req
281. He joked about that?Copy !req
282. Yeah, Lamar, do the bit, man!Copy !req
283. - It's my birthday!
- Uhh.Copy !req
284. It's his birthday
wish, man, do it!Copy !req
285. Fire.Copy !req
286. 139 missions,
217 confirmed kills...Copy !req
287. and we're holding
the goddamn perimeter.Copy !req
288. It's fucking pointless.Copy !req
289. Do you have a problem, soldier?Copy !req
290. Yeah, yeah,
I've got a problem.Copy !req
291. The Tiger I know
doesn't stand down.Copy !req
292. She fights, she leads.Copy !req
293. She kills without mercy.Copy !req
294. She doesn't take orders
from little fucking boys.Copy !req
295. Well, that was before
a whole unit diedCopy !req
296. because of me.Copy !req
297. Wait, because of you?Copy !req
298. Are you the one
that shot them?Copy !req
299. Stabbed them?Copy !req
300. Raised their lifeless
bodies on flagpolesCopy !req
301. for all the world to see?Copy !req
302. Fed their innards to dogs,Copy !req
303. made ceremonial mugs
out of their skulls?Copy !req
304. No, hey, that wasn't you.Copy !req
305. That was the fucking Biotics.Copy !req
306. God, you don't
get it, do you?Copy !req
307. When you plan a
mission for years,Copy !req
308. and then 43 of
your 44 commandosCopy !req
309. die on that mission,Copy !req
310. you feel a little
responsible, Wolf.Copy !req
311. But if he succeeds in there,Copy !req
312. then our team wouldn't
have died in vain.Copy !req
313. Like it or not,
he got us here.Copy !req
314. He knows this time.Copy !req
315. All we've been doing
is just fucking shit up.Copy !req
316. Have we been
fucking shit up?Copy !req
317. Still think the
perimeter's pointless?Copy !req
318. Okay.Copy !req
319. Okay, maybe there is
something to this guy.Copy !req
320. We got a—I'm not
really sure what this is.Copy !req
321. I think I've got a match
on the canner suspects.Copy !req
322. Yeah, we've got a
guy in a cowboy hatCopy !req
323. and a girl with purple hair.Copy !req
324. I think it's the guys
who killed Santiago.Copy !req
325. First you take the Jell-O
and you shake it upCopy !req
326. and it gets more gelatinous,Copy !req
327. and then you take
the Spanish flyCopy !req
328. and you put it in the Jell-O,Copy !req
329. and you give it to
the unsuspecting lady,Copy !req
330. and the lady goes "Wooo!"Copy !req
331. Okay, I mean, it's a
pretty good impression,Copy !req
332. but what do Bill
Cosby and Jell-OCopy !req
333. have to do with each other?Copy !req
334. You told that joke so bad,Copy !req
335. it made me not
like Bill Cosby.Copy !req
336. All right, well,
get used to that.Copy !req
337. Uh, can I go now?Copy !req
338. Uh... Yeah, man.Copy !req
339. Happy birthday!Copy !req
340. Fuck!Copy !req
341. No!Copy !req
342. Move, motherfuckers!Copy !req
343. Oh, I—I am—
I am so sorry!Copy !req
344. Let me—
Let me get that for you.Copy !req
345. Oh, my God, I just—
I made it worse.Copy !req
346. - I'm sorry.
- Mistakes happen, Pledge.Copy !req
347. - Yeah.
- Just, uh...Copy !req
348. Right.Copy !req
349. Sorry about that.Copy !req
350. That reefer made me thirsty!Copy !req
351. Oh, well let me wet
your beautiful beak.Copy !req
352. Jesus, it's like this
motherfucker wants herpes.Copy !req
353. I can explain.Copy !req
354. Please do.Copy !req
355. There was a bee that
just flew right in the cup.Copy !req
356. - A bee.
- Yeah.Copy !req
357. Well, where the fuck is it?Copy !req
358. It muh—
must've flown away.Copy !req
359. I need you to fly away.Copy !req
360. I am trying to
fuck Barbarella here.Copy !req
361. Are you sure you
want to do that?Copy !req
362. 'Cause I heard a
rumor that she's got—Copy !req
363. Oh, no, no,
stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
364. Stop it right there.Copy !req
365. Whatever she's got,
oh, I want.Copy !req
366. Now I didn't want
to have to do thisCopy !req
367. on the night of
the moon landing,Copy !req
368. but you just earned yourself
bathroom duty, Pledge!Copy !req
369. You dig?Copy !req
370. I dig.Copy !req
371. There's Skarsgaard.Copy !req
372. Where are they?Copy !req
373. Let's get them!Copy !req
374. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down, rook.Copy !req
375. They're down behind
that weird barricadeCopy !req
376. right in front of the
negro fraternity house.Copy !req
377. Shit.Copy !req
378. Those guys called
us about 20 timesCopy !req
379. about being harassed,
and we just ignored it.Copy !req
380. Can't ignore this.Copy !req
381. I'm Lieutenant Miller,
Pasadena Police Department!Copy !req
382. Draw down your weapons
and put your handsCopy !req
383. above your head!Copy !req
384. No!Copy !req
385. This house is
under our control.Copy !req
386. None shall pass.Copy !req
387. We've got a
hostage situation.Copy !req
388. Probably racially motivated.Copy !req
389. Yeah, well...Copy !req
390. Last thing we need is
another Watts on our hands.Copy !req
391. What is it you want?Copy !req
392. Money?Copy !req
393. - What's money?
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
394. They're commies!Copy !req
395. We have no leverage.Copy !req
396. I've got your
leverage right here.Copy !req
397. These bastards
killed my partner.Copy !req
398. Why are we even
negotiating with them?Copy !req
399. Get a hold of yourself, rook.Copy !req
400. I'm trying to prevent
a race riot over here.Copy !req
401. I'm still the janitor?
God!Copy !req
402. Ah, shit, dirty dancing.Copy !req
403. Do you mind if I
dance with your date?Copy !req
404. Of course I mind.Copy !req
405. Why wouldn't I mind?Copy !req
406. Damn, Kronish,
you've got moves!Copy !req
407. Here's a little somethingCopy !req
408. I brought with me
from the future.Copy !req
409. This is called
the Running Man!Copy !req
410. I just invented it!Copy !req
411. I don't know what
you're talking about,Copy !req
412. but I like your moves!Copy !req
413. You know I'm the best dancerCopy !req
414. in this fraternity, right?Copy !req
415. Oh, no, they're
totally in sync!Copy !req
416. Uh... here!
Check this move out!Copy !req
417. Woo!Copy !req
418. Hey, ho!Copy !req
419. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
420. Just stop while you're ahead!Copy !req
421. What the fuck?Copy !req
422. Oh, shit, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
423. All right, we don't knowCopy !req
424. what a phaso
shaft scraper is,Copy !req
425. but we are working
on getting youCopy !req
426. your jug of clean water,Copy !req
427. one plump cat,Copy !req
428. 100 yards of netting,Copy !req
429. and various historical
textbooks of the era.Copy !req
430. Don't forget the pickles!Copy !req
431. The green kind!Copy !req
432. Look, this is gonna
take a little while!Copy !req
433. Good!Copy !req
434. It's working.Copy !req
435. Everybody just sit tight.Copy !req
436. Don't move.Copy !req
437. Hey, pigs.Copy !req
438. We pay you for a reason,Copy !req
439. now back off.Copy !req
440. We want the people behind
that weird garbage wall.Copy !req
441. We've gonna have
words with them.Copy !req
442. We know you pay us very well,Copy !req
443. but we've got a sensitive
hostage situation here.Copy !req
444. They stole our bikes.Copy !req
445. They fucked up
Rick's fingers.Copy !req
446. Vacate the premises.Copy !req
447. Hand them over and we will.Copy !req
448. No.Copy !req
449. Go away.Copy !req
450. Hey, come here, follow me!Copy !req
451. Now is our chance
for payback, all right?Copy !req
452. This one is for Santiago.Copy !req
453. Let's go!Copy !req
454. They're trying to breach.Copy !req
455. Nice.Copy !req
456. - Remember.
- I know.Copy !req
457. Everything but killing.Copy !req
458. Hey!Copy !req
459. Santiago!Copy !req
460. Superman that hoe!Copy !req
461. Woo, Superman that hoe!Copy !req
462. Superman that hoe!Copy !req
463. What about the crowd, Lamar?Copy !req
464. I'm taking the
whole crowd with me!Copy !req
465. Oh, God, he's got the crowd!Copy !req
466. It's one small step for man...Copy !req
467. Oh, my God, of course.Copy !req
468. Thank you, Michael.Copy !req
469. Hee-hee!Copy !req
470. Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
471. Hoo-hoo!
Ha!Copy !req
472. Toe, slide, heel.Copy !req
473. Heel, slide.Copy !req
474. Heel, slide.Copy !req
475. Hoo-hoo!
Ha!Copy !req
476. I won, it worked!Copy !req
477. I won a dance-off.Copy !req
478. Yo, Tito!Copy !req
479. You know that
new dance moveCopy !req
480. your little brother
Michael was looking for?Copy !req
481. Well, wait till you see this!Copy !req
482. I'll describe it to you!Copy !req
483. If you fuck half
as good as you dance,Copy !req
484. I'm gonna be
one happy girl.Copy !req
485. I did it!Copy !req
486. I cockblocked him!Copy !req
487. What's going on?Copy !req
488. Why is everyone
chanting my name?Copy !req
489. - Oh, no.
- If that's Lamar,Copy !req
490. then who the fuck is that?Copy !req
491. Oh, shit.Copy !req
492. No, no!Copy !req
493. Colonel Sanders?Copy !req
494. Oh, shit, it's the cops!Copy !req
495. But they're
attacking white people!Copy !req
496. Wooo!Copy !req
497. Huh.Copy !req
498. A black apple.Copy !req
499. Oh, shit, oh,
shit, oh, shit!Copy !req
500. Jesus!Copy !req
501. Tiger, Wolf!Copy !req
502. It's time to go!Copy !req
503. Future Man.Copy !req
504. Let's go!Copy !req
505. Hey, I gotta piss!Copy !req
506. Future Man, did the
cockblock maneuver work?Copy !req
507. Yes, it worked,
but we've gotta— we gotta go!Copy !req
508. Wolf, fire up the TTV.Copy !req
509. Shit, we've gotta—
we gotta go!
What's the plan?Copy !req
510. - Jump!
- I can't jump!Copy !req
511. We need a better plan.Copy !req
512. You can do it, Future Man!Copy !req
513. Okay.Copy !req
514. Wish I still had the helmet.Copy !req
515. Jump, we'll catch you!Copy !req
516. Catch me!Copy !req
517. Right on my balls.Copy !req
518. Future Man, are you okay?Copy !req
519. Yeah.Copy !req
520. Yeah, I'm— I'm more than okay.Copy !req
521. I'm great!Copy !req
522. We did it!Copy !req
523. I cockblocked Kronish!Copy !req
524. I was wrong about you.Copy !req
525. You are the Savior.Copy !req
526. You did it.Copy !req
527. You saved the world.Copy !req
528. Ew! What the fuck is that?Copy !req
529. Did you just
really try to goCopy !req
530. rathole to rathole with me?Copy !req
531. I thought this
whole thing was—Copy !req
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