1. Whoa...Copy !req
2. It's a box fit for a king, it is.Copy !req
3. As it should be.Copy !req
4. We are delivering it toCopy !req
5. the King of Space himself.Copy !req
6. A real life king?Copy !req
7. This could be my big chance to grovel!Copy !req
8. Ooh. Swanky dump.Copy !req
9. Your delivery, my liege.Copy !req
10. Now, this guy knows how to grovel.Copy !req
11. - Yes!
- At last.Copy !req
12. The portrait of my late wife has arrived.Copy !req
13. Careful! It's delicate!Copy !req
14. Infinita, Queen of Space.Copy !req
15. Not even the finest macaroni artistCopy !req
16. could capture your beauty.Copy !req
17. Although this one did.Copy !req
18. Hang it over there!Copy !req
19. Sorry. It's my early onset sciatica.Copy !req
20. Announcing His Royal Highness,Copy !req
21. the Prince of Space!Copy !req
22. Allow me to help your elderly friend.Copy !req
23. Wow. This absolute studCopy !req
24. sure made me look like a wimp, huh, Leela?Copy !req
25. You guys straighten that together
while I explainCopy !req
26. our loyalty punch card program
to His Majesty.Copy !req
27. I still don't understand.Copy !req
28. 10 punches, and I get 10% off?Copy !req
29. No, no. It's nothing like that.Copy !req
30. Let N be the number of punches.Copy !req
31. Leela, where were you?
It's been, like, 30 minutes.Copy !req
32. I was falling in love
with the Prince of Space.Copy !req
33. We're getting married!Copy !req
34. I know this is very sudden, Fry.Copy !req
35. I'll always remember the times we hadCopy !req
36. that I haven't already forgotten.Copy !req
37. B-But, I love you!Copy !req
38. And I can't afford to live without you!Copy !req
39. Futurama is brought to you by...Copy !req
40. Windos! The toy so fun,Copy !req
41. it makes fun look like boredom!Copy !req
42. Good news, Windos!Copy !req
43. Today, we're delivering sushi
to Mrs. McDougal.Copy !req
44. Another job well done.Copy !req
45. Are you okay, Fry?Copy !req
46. Eh. I'm just a little run down.Copy !req
47. Run down? I'm sure it's nothing,Copy !req
48. but you should see a doctor.Copy !req
49. Run down? I'm sure it's nothing,Copy !req
50. but you should see a doctor.Copy !req
51. Oh, me! Right. Let's take a listen.Copy !req
52. Dear God, no!Copy !req
53. Pretend you didn't hear that.Copy !req
54. Are you sure, Dr. Zoidberg?Copy !req
55. I mean, you're usually wrong.Copy !req
56. Of course I'm sure.Copy !req
57. Fry's mainspring is nearly wound down.Copy !req
58. Oh, dear.Copy !req
59. It must have been all that timeCopy !req
60. Fry spent cryogenically frozen.Copy !req
61. For 1,000 years,Copy !req
62. he was slowly pacingCopy !req
63. and winding down.Copy !req
64. Welcome to the world of Windos!Copy !req
65. It was a one-way ticket to Oldsville!Copy !req
66. Last exit before Deathburg!Copy !req
67. I'm so sorry, Fry.Copy !req
68. We'll take it day by day.Copy !req
69. I'd suggest minute by minute.Copy !req
70. Well, don't be sad.Copy !req
71. I've had a full life.Copy !req
72. I eated. I prayed.Copy !req
73. I loved-ed.Copy !req
74. I'm at peace.Copy !req
75. At peace? At peace!Copy !req
76. You selfish jerk!Copy !req
77. You're my best friend!Copy !req
78. Promise you won't leave me!Copy !req
79. I can't help winding down.Copy !req
80. That's crazy talk!Copy !req
81. You need spiritual guidance!Copy !req
82. You gotta help him, Reverend.Copy !req
83. Do you have any way to calmCopy !req
84. my friend's terror of mortality!Copy !req
85. Can religion calm the terror of mortality?Copy !req
86. That's our home run swing!Copy !req
87. After you wind down, you rise up!Copy !req
88. You spread your wings
and fly around Heaven forever,Copy !req
89. as an angel.Copy !req
90. Really?Copy !req
91. A-And we can do loop-de-loops?Copy !req
92. Well, no, not—Copy !req
93. Loop-de-loops, you say? Huh.Copy !req
94. Well, maybe Fry can face death after all.Copy !req
95. Bender, my son.Copy !req
96. Heaven's not a actual place
the way Hell is.Copy !req
97. It's a metaphor for how the soul lives onCopy !req
98. in the hearts of those who love us.Copy !req
99. Metaphor? Isn't that just a fancy wordCopy !req
100. for "steaming load!"Copy !req
101. I wouldn't call it fancy.Copy !req
102. Ah, Preacherbot gave me nothing!Copy !req
103. Can no one help me!Copy !req
104. Well, some say
there's a guru high in the—Copy !req
105. Some say it? Let's go!Copy !req
106. I can't go much further.Copy !req
107. Escaping from that wind-up YetiCopy !req
108. used most of my remaining power.Copy !req
109. Fry!Copy !req
110. Goodbye, friends.Copy !req
111. Maybe we'll meet againCopy !req
112. in a better metaphor.Copy !req
113. Bender, he's gone. It's over.Copy !req
114. Never! I'm gonna give himCopy !req
115. spring-to-spring resuscitation!Copy !req
116. Wha... What happened? Am I alive?Copy !req
117. If you were dead, how could
you ask such a dumb question?Copy !req
118. You're as alive and stupid as ever.Copy !req
119. You saved him, Bender!Copy !req
120. You're a hero!Copy !req
121. Shut up, baby, I know it.Copy !req
122. Are you okay, robot?Copy !req
123. Never better!Copy !req
124. Wound up tight and full ofCopy !req
125. spring...Copy !req
126. Goodbye, sweet jerks.Copy !req
127. Bender! No!Copy !req
128. Now, that's dead.Copy !req
129. Bender saved my life, and now he's gone.Copy !req
130. What does it all mean?Copy !req
131. It means life is meaningless.Copy !req
132. Lesson learned! Let's hit the road.Copy !req
133. No! I need answers!Copy !req
134. I'm continuing up to that guru,Copy !req
135. no matter how long the journey.Copy !req
136. Ow!Copy !req
137. Are you the guru of the mountain?Copy !req
138. For a quarter, I'm a guru.Copy !req
139. For a nickel, you get a sticker that saysCopy !req
140. you climbed the mountain.Copy !req
141. My friend wound down
and fell in a volcano.Copy !req
142. Is that the end? Just nothingness?Copy !req
143. I found a quarter.Copy !req
144. Take solace, for the spirit of your friendCopy !req
145. is eternal.Copy !req
146. It will be reincarnated in other bodies,Copy !req
147. growing and learning as it goes...Copy !req
148. Some say.Copy !req
149. Reincarnation?Copy !req
150. That sounds like another
big, steaming load.Copy !req
151. Load? Perhaps.Copy !req
152. Steaming? Perhaps not.Copy !req
153. Look!Copy !req
154. I'm back, baby!
And I'm doing loop-de-loops!Copy !req
155. Woo!Copy !req
156. Maybe, in some weird way,Copy !req
157. the soul really is eternal.Copy !req
158. Bite my enlightened metal ass, mortality!Copy !req
159. I'm 40% aerodynamic!Copy !req
160. That's not aerodynamic enough!Copy !req
161. Eh, it's fine. He'll be
something else in a minute.Copy !req
162. Collect all 293.Copy !req
163. And now, back to our program.Copy !req
164. Marriage? I forbid it!Copy !req
165. She is a space commoner!Copy !req
166. Whew. That was a close one.
Let's head home, honey.Copy !req
167. No. No one is
head-home-honey-ing anywhere.Copy !req
168. What? Why?Copy !req
169. - What?
- Why!Copy !req
170. Because Leela's not common.Copy !req
171. She's brave and goodCopy !req
172. - and articulate.
- Blah?Copy !req
173. How can you stand in the way
of true love, Your Majesty?Copy !req
174. Space Queen Infinita
would be ashamed of you.Copy !req
175. How dare you!Copy !req
176. I've never been so angry and hungry.Copy !req
177. She needs salt.Copy !req
178. My wife needs no seasoning!Copy !req
179. I challenge you to a duel!Copy !req
180. I accept. And if I win, the wedding is on.Copy !req
181. And if I win, your head is off!Copy !req
182. Futurama is brought to you by...Copy !req
183. RoundWheels!Copy !req
184. The only toy car with wheels.Copy !req
185. Good news, RoundWheels!Copy !req
186. We're delivering a piece of
replacement track to Saturn.Copy !req
187. And everybody is going. All of us!Copy !req
188. Yay!Copy !req
189. Except one, since only six
can fit in the shipmobile.Copy !req
190. Well, I stayed behind last time, so—Copy !req
191. I suggest Zoidberg.Copy !req
192. Second!Copy !req
193. Should we test it out?Copy !req
194. Why doesn't anybody like me?Copy !req
195. You're depressed, you're depressing,Copy !req
196. and you talk when
we're trying to watch TV!Copy !req
197. The high speed chase
finally came to an endCopy !req
198. when friction caused the carsCopy !req
199. to gradually slow down. Morbo?Copy !req
200. In local news, countless victims have diedCopy !req
201. after viewing a mysterious
video circulating online.Copy !req
202. Let's see some of that video.Copy !req
203. The video is invariably followedCopy !req
204. by an equally mysterious phone call.Copy !req
205. Scientists say anyone who answers the callCopy !req
206. will die tragically within hours.Copy !req
207. Can you pause it?Copy !req
208. I'm getting a call.Copy !req
209. Hello?Copy !req
210. Your car warranty has expired.Copy !req
211. Press one now, whether or not
you want to renew.Copy !req
212. Yes, I'm here to pick up
my extended warranty.Copy !req
213. I have a 3:00 AM appointment.Copy !req
214. Have you seen Amy since that creepy videoCopy !req
215. and chilling phone call?Copy !req
216. No, but my phone's ringing.Copy !req
217. Maybe it's her.Copy !req
218. Yello? What?Copy !req
219. I don't recognize the chilling voice.Copy !req
220. Put it on speakerphone.Copy !req
221. am sorry to inform youCopy !req
222. your car warranty has expired.Copy !req
223. We don't want any!Copy !req
224. What do they think, we're idiots?Copy !req
225. Some ancient horror is
picking us off one by one,Copy !req
226. starting with the most gullible.Copy !req
227. Who will be next?Copy !req
228. Hermes, quit frightening me
while I'm on the phone.Copy !req
229. Goodbye, robot!Copy !req
230. Wait! I have a desperate idea!Copy !req
231. We'll race after Bender,
and let him lead usCopy !req
232. to the monster's den of terror!Copy !req
233. Hurray! Road trip to the monster's den!Copy !req
234. Except you, Zoidberg.Copy !req
235. Someone has to stay behind
to answer the phones.Copy !req
236. Come on! We'll pick up speed
on the downhillCopy !req
237. since we have no motors!Copy !req
238. Woo! I'm doing loop-de-loops!Copy !req
239. I'm not gonna make it!Copy !req
240. Go on without me!Copy !req
241. That was my plan.Copy !req
242. I'm okay!Copy !req
243. Yes, I'm here for the free scam.Copy !req
244. Hm... I'll have to drop it
and limbo under that arm.Copy !req
245. Sweet Subaru of Timbuktu!Copy !req
246. It's a chop shop.Copy !req
247. Wh-Who are you?Copy !req
248. It's me, Zoidberg.Copy !req
249. Oh, thank goodness.
I was afraid it was the villain.Copy !req
250. I am the villain!Copy !req
251. No. Villains have more charisma.Copy !req
252. You're just boring.Copy !req
253. No one ever included me.Copy !req
254. So, I included all of you, why not?Copy !req
255. Now, I have Fry's roof rack, Amy's bumper,Copy !req
256. and, spoiler alert,Copy !req
257. Leela's spoiler!Copy !req
258. Help, we're trapped!Copy !req
259. Inside Zoidberg!Copy !req
260. I'm the gas tank, by the way.Copy !req
261. And here's my latest acquisition.Copy !req
262. Bender's shiny metal muffler!Copy !req
263. Bite my shiny metal...Copy !req
264. Oh, forget it.Copy !req
265. Now, I just need a piece of you, Hermes,Copy !req
266. and we'll all be friends together.Copy !req
267. Forever!Copy !req
268. Woo! Woo!Copy !req
269. I don't need my oil changed!Copy !req
270. Snap in Hermes' hood,
and... done!Copy !req
271. I'll never be alone again!Copy !req
272. Oop! Oop, hang on.Copy !req
273. I accidentally took off my mouth.Copy !req
274. Let me just put that back onto—Copy !req
275. Let's hit the track, people!Copy !req
276. Don't worry. I bought the warranty!Copy !req
277. And now, back to our program.Copy !req
278. The duel of the King of SpaceCopy !req
279. versus the Fry of EarthCopy !req
280. shall now commence!Copy !req
281. Competitors, mount your lamassus!Copy !req
282. Here you go, boy.Copy !req
283. Hm. Thanks.
That was really good.Copy !req
284. Space shall run red with
the blood of the commoner.Copy !req
285. Nice earrings, by the way.Copy !req
286. I volunteer to fight in Fry's place,Copy !req
287. as his champion!Copy !req
288. The rule book does allow for a champion!Copy !req
289. This isn't the rule book, by the way.Copy !req
290. It's a takeout menu.Copy !req
291. I'm gonna have the pad Thai.Copy !req
292. You can't fight for me, Leela.Copy !req
293. I'm fighting for you!Copy !req
294. Fry, you're really bad at fighting.Copy !req
295. That's true.Copy !req
296. Mm. Let the duel commence!Copy !req
297. Roar.Copy !req
298. I can't look!Copy !req
299. Oh, now I can.Copy !req
300. The king smells dead! Long live the king!Copy !req
301. Yes!Copy !req
302. We can marry at last, my love!Copy !req
303. Sorry about murdering your father.Copy !req
304. I, too, had a champion fight for me.Copy !req
305. Oh, the prince!Copy !req
306. I-I killed my true love!Copy !req
307. No, I'm fine. Oh, you mean that guy.Copy !req
308. Boy, that was a really long delivery.Copy !req
309. I thought we were gonna fall off
the end of the water.Copy !req
310. The water doesn't have an end, numb duck.Copy !req
311. Haven't you ever seen a map?Copy !req
312. Hm, I guess that looks pretty infinite.Copy !req
313. I'm convinced.Copy !req
314. Well, I'm not! I made this map,Copy !req
315. and whole sections
were based on old legendsCopy !req
316. and random hunches.Copy !req
317. I propose a voyage of
scientific exploration!Copy !req
318. Okay.Copy !req
319. To the edge of the water!
If there is an edge.Copy !req
320. And if not, an agonizing death
with friends!Copy !req
321. Make way for rubber ducklings.Copy !req
322. Oy, how long have we been at sea?Copy !req
323. - Always!
- And how far have we traveled?Copy !req
324. With no landmarks, it's hard to say.Copy !req
325. There's a good chance
we never moved at all. Fry,Copy !req
326. check the spy glass.Copy !req
327. Land ho!Copy !req
328. - What's land?
- I don't know.Copy !req
329. Whee!Copy !req
330. Yep. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
331. Father, what is that unusualCopy !req
332. piece of land floating toward us?Copy !req
333. It be invaders!Copy !req
334. Take shelter in the fun-time beach house!Copy !req
335. But, I see a stranger,Copy !req
336. and his bill looks gentle and kind.Copy !req
337. Look at his eyeballs! It's the scurvy!Copy !req
338. What strange folk. Do you come in peace?Copy !req
339. We're still deciding.Copy !req
340. I don't trust these land wobblers.Copy !req
341. Let's just trade our guns for tobaccoCopy !req
342. and get out of here.Copy !req
343. Alright, rubber flockers.Copy !req
344. Turn around and float back
where you came from!Copy !req
345. Never! Peck him until he falls down!Copy !req
346. Stop! Stop this madness!Copy !req
347. Kind strangers, welcome to our land.Copy !req
348. We call it land.Copy !req
349. That's so interesting.Copy !req
350. We call our land water.Copy !req
351. Won't you join us for a turducky dinner?Copy !req
352. Sure. What's in it?Copy !req
353. My name's Fry. Is that your name, too?Copy !req
354. No, I'm Leela. What are you doing?Copy !req
355. Trying to gaze into your eye.Copy !req
356. I've never seen anyone like you.Copy !req
357. I saw a fish once, though. It was cool.Copy !req
358. Oh, Fry. I'm falling head over heels in
love with you.Copy !req
359. Except I can't fall,
and I don't have heels.Copy !req
360. Have you gone land crazy, Fry!Copy !req
361. In our culture,
interspecies love is forbidden!Copy !req
362. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
363. Well, in our culture,Copy !req
364. we believe a woman's sexualityCopy !req
365. is her own decision!Copy !req
366. Okay, then.Copy !req
367. But I, as an individual,Copy !req
368. strongly disagree with that viewCopy !req
369. and am deeply offended!Copy !req
370. This means war!Copy !req
371. War? Well, we don't have that word,Copy !req
372. but this definitely means peace-fighting!Copy !req
373. Fry!Copy !req
374. Leela Fry!Copy !req
375. Whee! Two, three, four.Copy !req
376. Whee! Two, three...Copy !req
377. Rubber in the hole!Copy !req
378. Oh, yes.Copy !req
379. That tickles.Copy !req
380. And thus, with a final wobble,Copy !req
381. I do fall down.Copy !req
382. This is the end. All is lost.Copy !req
383. No.Copy !req
384. Our love is eternal.Copy !req
385. It'll live on forever, even after it dies.Copy !req
386. That's so stupid,Copy !req
387. but also sweet. Like you.Copy !req
388. Goodbye.Copy !req
389. Eggulons. Collect all 11!Copy !req
390. And now, what's left of Futurama.Copy !req
391. I'm sorry you killed
the love of your life, Leela.Copy !req
392. It must have been horrible for you,Copy !req
393. the way your laser lance sliced
him up like a watermelon.Copy !req
394. It's okay, Fry.Copy !req
395. I wasn't really in love with him.Copy !req
396. I was under a spell.Copy !req
397. Really? A magic spell?Copy !req
398. No! A science spell!Copy !req
399. - Oh...
- Of course...Copy !req
400. Whee! Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!Copy !req