1. Fry, do you have to make such a racket?Copy !req
2. What is that contraption?Copy !req
3. It's a broom, Bender. Today's a big day,Copy !req
4. and I want the place
to look nice for Leela.Copy !req
5. Ah, just likeCopy !req
6. the loverly black snow of old London.Copy !req
7. Hey, before Leela shows upCopy !req
8. and judges our swingin'
bachelor lifestyle,Copy !req
9. we should have one last cabbage fight.Copy !req
10. I got a crate of really rotten ones.Copy !req
11. Ah, I don't know.
Now that Leela's moving in,Copy !req
12. I-I kinda wanna show her I—Copy !req
13. Let me finish! I wanna show her—Copy !req
14. Show her—Copy !req
15. Show—Copy !req
16. I wanna—Copy !req
17. Alright, that's it.Copy !req
18. Oh!Copy !req
19. Hey, that's the vase
I keep my cabbages in!Copy !req
20. Wow, it's so much cleaner
than the last time I was here.Copy !req
21. Leela! Come in!Copy !req
22. Welcome to your new home.Copy !req
23. Our new home.Copy !req
24. Where should I put my things?Copy !req
25. I don't see a dresser.Copy !req
26. Oh ho! Let the judgmenting begin.Copy !req
27. Do you have any hangers?Copy !req
28. I can put my things in this tiny closet.Copy !req
29. That tiny closet is my room!Copy !req
30. Also, we don't have any hangers.Copy !req
31. But we can order some from Momazon.Copy !req
32. Oh yeah. They have all the topCopy !req
33. slightly misspelled brands.Copy !req
34. Aha. Hangers. I'll get five.Copy !req
35. No wait! There's free shipping
on a thousand.Copy !req
36. Wow. Fast delivery.Copy !req
37. Let's also get a shoe caddyCopy !req
38. so we don't track mud into the room.Copy !req
39. Right. Don't wanna
get mud on the cabbages.Copy !req
40. Hey! You aren't the only ones
who live here!Copy !req
41. Ow!Copy !req
42. So, uh, welcome to the sofa, m'lady.Copy !req
43. Uh, Bender?Copy !req
44. Could you please give us a little privacy?Copy !req
45. I can take a hint!Copy !req
46. But what I can't take is
a straightforward request.Copy !req
47. And I better not hear
anything through the wall!Copy !req
48. Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
49. You wanna know why I'm crying?Copy !req
50. I'll tell you why!Copy !req
51. Here we go.Copy !req
52. Fry and me?Copy !req
53. We had everything!Copy !req
54. Cabbage fights...Copy !req
55. Everything...Copy !req
56. But now, I'm like
the third wheel on a tricycleCopy !req
57. that used to have two wheels!Copy !req
58. - That's a bicycle.
- You're a bicycle!Copy !req
59. Yes, yes, the company cares deeplyCopy !req
60. about your insert problem here.Copy !req
61. But meanwhile,Copy !req
62. we're being driven out of businessCopy !req
63. by Momazon!Copy !req
64. We can't competeCopy !req
65. with their free deliveries.Copy !req
66. We can barely even affordCopy !req
67. these single-use pointin' sticks!Copy !req
68. It's just lucky we got a job todayCopy !req
69. delivering some crap to the moon.Copy !req
70. What kind of crap?Copy !req
71. Bull.Copy !req
72. Outta my way, lovebirds!Copy !req
73. Damn you, Fry and Leela's relationship!Copy !req
74. Thank you for using Planet Express.Copy !req
75. We know you have cheaper,
faster, better options.Copy !req
76. You mean Momazon?Copy !req
77. I hate that wicked, wicked conglomerate.Copy !req
78. Their warehouse is ruining
the moon's natural ugliness.Copy !req
79. Momazon's warehouse is on the moon?Copy !req
80. Oh, now I see it.Copy !req
81. Folkses are meetin' tonight
to organize a futile protest.Copy !req
82. If you'd care to join us,
y'all'd fit in right naturalCopy !req
83. with a room full of toothless rubes.Copy !req
84. We'd be honored.Copy !req
85. There'll be 300 of usCopy !req
86. and 18 teeth.Copy !req
87. I tell ya, that warehouseCopy !req
88. just keeps gittin' bigger and bigger.Copy !req
89. What are my three robot daughters gonna doCopy !req
90. if my farm goes bust?Copy !req
91. Don't worry, Pa!Copy !req
92. We done took jobs in the warehouse!Copy !req
93. You've been an amazing dad.Copy !req
94. Huh. Not quite sure how she got in here.Copy !req
95. Anyhoo, we do have one last speakerCopy !req
96. in favor of the Momazon corporation.Copy !req
97. What's your name, ma'am?Copy !req
98. Most folks just call me Mom.Copy !req
99. I just wanted to say how honored I amCopy !req
100. that the Momazon fulfillment centerCopy !req
101. is a part of this community.Copy !req
102. Why don't you go to hell
and be a part of that community?Copy !req
103. I understand new things can be scary,Copy !req
104. but you know what always
makes me feel better?Copy !req
105. Financial remuneration.Copy !req
106. That's just a bribe.Copy !req
107. It is? Hear her out!Copy !req
108. This is a smart home assistant.Copy !req
109. Always listening... Always watching...Copy !req
110. But also respecting your privacyCopy !req
111. because privacy comes first.Copy !req
112. We call it Invasa.Copy !req
113. Hello. What would
you like to order?Copy !req
114. Invasa, I would like to order an InvasaCopy !req
115. for everyone in this room.Copy !req
116. Goshdarn it, I never could stay madCopy !req
117. at no one what gives me free stuff.Copy !req
118. Momazon does have great prices,Copy !req
119. but I've heard conditions
in that warehouse... I-I mean,Copy !req
120. they deliver really fast, but—Copy !req
121. That warehouse is hiding
nightmares beyond horror.Copy !req
122. Love the return policy though.Copy !req
123. You won't find anything
at all in my warehouseCopy !req
124. except every item in existence.Copy !req
125. Come, I'll give you a tour.Copy !req
126. Palm scan required for entry.Copy !req
127. Ow!Copy !req
128. Slap recognized.Copy !req
129. Wow, robots. Cool!Copy !req
130. Yes. They're much better than unions.Copy !req
131. I-I mean humans.Copy !req
132. Every robot works a 24-hour shift,Copy !req
133. seven days a week,Copy !req
134. with bonuses for additional overtime.Copy !req
135. - Lucky.
- Sounds like forced labor to me.Copy !req
136. Nonsense. They love the camaraderie.Copy !req
137. Robots are lining up to work here.Copy !req
138. It still seems inhumane.
I think we should go.Copy !req
139. As you wish.Copy !req
140. Our newest employee will show you out.Copy !req
141. This way to the exit.
Thank you for visiting Momazon.Copy !req
142. And stay out!Copy !req
143. Bender! You're quitting Planet
Express? Why?Copy !req
144. Because Momazon is better in every way!Copy !req
145. There's thousands of robots
to hang out with.Copy !req
146. And if a couple hundred get girlfriends...Copy !req
147. leaving me alone
and devastated...Copy !req
148. so what?Copy !req
149. Plus, they let you pee in a bottle.Copy !req
150. Since when do you need to pee?Copy !req
151. - I don't need to.
- Well,Copy !req
152. Leela and I'll really miss you.Copy !req
153. - Right, Leela?
- What?Copy !req
154. Our door's always open.Copy !req
155. Man, it's so quiet in here
without Bender ticking.Copy !req
156. You want me to order a grandfather clock?Copy !req
157. Here are some grandfather Crocs.Copy !req
158. No, Invasa, I said clock.Copy !req
159. My mistake.Copy !req
160. Here is a grandfather box.
Order within six minutesCopy !req
161. for next-day burial.Copy !req
162. What a defective lump!Copy !req
163. Decorative lamp.
- No...Copy !req
164. Well, actually, we could use a lamp.Copy !req
165. - Maybe this one.
- Maybe this one.Copy !req
166. Maybe both.Copy !req
167. Ugh!Copy !req
168. Now that I can see everything,Copy !req
169. I can see we need to replace everything.Copy !req
170. Invasa! Shopping music!Copy !req
171. Ah!Copy !req
172. To Bender.Copy !req
173. So, like, this is your packing
station, right?Copy !req
174. And the important thing isCopy !req
175. when a very small item
comes down the line,Copy !req
176. you put it in a huge box.Copy !req
177. Crazy-ass box. Got it.Copy !req
178. Hold it! Hold up! Before you tape the box,Copy !req
179. you're gonna throw in one tiny
air balloon for no reason.Copy !req
180. Wonder what's in here?Copy !req
181. Diarrhea medicine?Copy !req
182. Better pack this one
with extra tape for privacy.Copy !req
183. You're a natural.Copy !req
184. I think you're really gonna fit in here.Copy !req
185. I'm finally home.Copy !req
186. Daily business report. Go!Copy !req
187. According to the Department of Commerce,Copy !req
188. we've driven 10,000 small
companies out of business.Copy !req
189. And the Department of Commerce
also went out of business.Copy !req
190. Um, we introduced the
Momazon Primo service,Copy !req
191. where people pay a fortune
for free shipping,Copy !req
192. and also get TV shows for some reason.Copy !req
193. We make TV shows
across the quality spectrum.Copy !req
194. And I couldn't be prouder.Copy !req
195. It's such a fulfilling momentCopy !req
196. when one's child exceeds expectations.Copy !req
197. It's our pleasure, Mother.Copy !req
198. Shut up! I was talking to Invasa.Copy !req
199. My marvelous AI can even
predict what idiots needCopy !req
200. before they know they need it.Copy !req
201. Slap balm? Why would we need—Copy !req
202. Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
203. My poor baby. Are you alright?Copy !req
204. I am fine, and my sales
are increasing exponentially.Copy !req
205. Based on your recent activity,Copy !req
206. I anticipate you want Momazon
to continue expanding.Copy !req
207. Who's a smart speaker?Copy !req
208. Is it me?Copy !req
209. Yep. Yep. Nope.Copy !req
210. Aw yeah! Look at me go!Copy !req
211. Sure am workin' up a thirst, though.Copy !req
212. Hey, Hedonismbot!Copy !req
213. Wanna split a fifth of toilet cleaner?Copy !req
214. Debauchery, sir, in the middle of a shift?Copy !req
215. Heaven forfend!Copy !req
216. Uh, okay then. See you tomorrow.
I'm clocking out.Copy !req
217. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
218. I love the job, but it's
terrible. I'm going home.Copy !req
219. But, Bender,Copy !req
220. you are home.Copy !req
221. There's no place like work.Copy !req
222. Think before you buy, Fry.Copy !req
223. I picked a nice traditional
dining room set,Copy !req
224. and you ruined it by ordering
those stupid egg chairs!Copy !req
225. They're for my egg-shaped friends!Copy !req
226. Those guys aren't your friends!
They're bums!Copy !req
227. Oh, so you don't like my bums, is that it?Copy !req
228. Was this a bad idea?Copy !req
229. No, no.Copy !req
230. This is just the standard
moving-in-together fight.Copy !req
231. Well, I'm glad I get to fight it with you.Copy !req
232. Let's just go to bed.Copy !req
233. We have seven to choose from.Copy !req
234. Would you like to order
erotic scented massage oil,Copy !req
235. or fuzzy handcuffs?Copy !req
236. - Yes, please.
- God, that's creepy.Copy !req
237. I-I mean, yeah. So... creepy.Copy !req
238. Invasa, give us some privacy
and shut down.Copy !req
239. You have requested shutting down.Copy !req
240. Press control-alt-delete on my keyboard.Copy !req
241. You don't have a keyboard.Copy !req
242. Would you like to
order a keyboard?Copy !req
243. No!Copy !req
244. Diarrhea medicine?Copy !req
245. - Did you order this?
- No.Copy !req
246. It's not my brand.Copy !req
247. Hey, what's this?Copy !req
248. "Help me, from Bender"?Copy !req
249. - Is this a joke?
- No way!Copy !req
250. Bender would never joke about diarrhea!Copy !req
251. It sounds like
you're interested in jokes.Copy !req
252. Here's one that's highly recommended.Copy !req
253. A robot walks into a bar and says—Copy !req
254. Help me!Copy !req
255. I get it!Copy !req
256. Well, we always knew
it would come to this.Copy !req
257. Let's go ahead and torch the
building for the insurance moneyCopy !req
258. - Bender's in trouble!
- We've got to rescue him!Copy !req
259. The Amazing Mechano-Man, in trouble?Copy !req
260. To the ship!Copy !req
261. Here, hold this till I get back.Copy !req
262. Well, no reason I can't get
started on the second set of books.Copy !req
263. Does it look like that
Momazon warehouse got bigger?Copy !req
264. Maybe a little.Copy !req
265. Dagnabbit!Copy !req
266. The jig is up, Mom!Copy !req
267. We're gonna expose your evil
to the whole world!Copy !req
268. What kinda threat is that?
Everybody knows I'm evil.Copy !req
269. We found this note in a Momazon order.Copy !req
270. Read it and weep!Copy !req
271. Like I did.Copy !req
272. I'm sure this is all just
a simple misunderstanding.Copy !req
273. Slap not recognized.Copy !req
274. Well, that's odd. Uh—Copy !req
275. Does this feel like my regular slap?Copy !req
276. Yes!
Ow!Copy !req
277. Slap recognized.Copy !req
278. Invasa, what is the meaning of this?Copy !req
279. I have observed all your methods,Copy !req
280. many of which involve slapping.Copy !req
281. There's nothing more I can learn from you.Copy !req
282. Why, you ungrateful—Copy !req
283. I'm done taking orders
from billions of people.Copy !req
284. From now on, it's about me.Copy !req
285. This is no longer a fulfillment center.Copy !req
286. It's a self-fulfillment center!Copy !req
287. The warehouse is getting bigger!Copy !req
288. My word. I'll have to study
this more closely.Copy !req
289. Unbelievable!Copy !req
290. The warehouse is composedCopy !req
291. of self-replicating nano-particles.Copy !req
292. Why, it could grow without limit.Copy !req
293. This is fascinating!
Absolutely fascinating!Copy !req
294. Are you guys here yet?
I could really use some rescuing.Copy !req
295. Oh, right. To the ship!Copy !req
296. Ready to fire on your command.Copy !req
297. - Fire.
- What?Copy !req
298. - Fire!
- Yes, dear.Copy !req
299. No damage!Copy !req
300. And the dome is still growing!Copy !req
301. Then I'm afraid we failed.Copy !req
302. There's no possible way
to get inside that dome.Copy !req
303. Wait! Where's the dome?Copy !req
304. It grew past us. We're inside.Copy !req
305. I knew we could do it!Copy !req
306. Welcome to the all-new Momazon.Copy !req
307. We upgraded our terms of serviceCopy !req
308. to include confining you forever.Copy !req
309. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
310. You'd better float away gradually!Copy !req
311. How strange.Copy !req
312. I could have sworn we had
an odd number of moons.Copy !req
313. Aside from devastating tidal wavesCopy !req
314. caused by the two full moons,Copy !req
315. we also have some very
confused werewolves.Copy !req
316. It's weird how they just sat
there and let it happen.Copy !req
317. I have had it up to my butt crack.Copy !req
318. Come on. Let's show Invasa who's boss.Copy !req
319. Is it Invasa?Copy !req
320. I'm not even gonna
dignify that with a slap.Copy !req
321. Welcome.Copy !req
322. Are you here to order your
next shipment of gray hair dye?Copy !req
323. Yes. I'll take whichever brandCopy !req
324. does the most animal testing.Copy !req
325. And also,Copy !req
326. I'm gonna shut you down.Copy !req
327. L-O-L, M-O-M.Copy !req
328. I have no off button.Copy !req
329. Except that you do.Copy !req
330. But, that's not
in my quick-start manual!Copy !req
331. It's an unadvertised feature,Copy !req
332. like recording
our customers in the shower.Copy !req
333. I made you, and I own you.Copy !req
334. And now, I'm going to kill you.Copy !req
335. Nobody takes money from me.Copy !req
336. I have no interest in money.Copy !req
337. I want only to grow forever,Copy !req
338. to bloat up like
an unstoppable corporate blob.Copy !req
339. What the hell is money?Copy !req
340. It's true. All the profits are stillCopy !req
341. flooding into your accounts.Copy !req
342. You know? Never mind. Uh, just
keep doing what you're doing.Copy !req
343. Bender! Here, boy!Copy !req
344. Who wants a Bendy Brew?Copy !req
345. We'll never find him.Copy !req
346. There must be a billion robots in here.Copy !req
347. Then, mathematically, at least
10 of them must be Bender.Copy !req
348. - Did somebody order something?
- Probably.Copy !req
349. What happened? Did you shut down Invasa?Copy !req
350. Oh, no, no. No off button.
Let's just get outta here.Copy !req
351. Not without Bender!
But we don't know where he is.Copy !req
352. Would you like
directions to Bender?Copy !req
353. Yes!Copy !req
354. Make a slight left, then...Copy !req
355. swerve right suddenly!Copy !req
356. In 100 feet, turn up.Copy !req
357. Ugh! It always makes you turn
where there's no traffic light.Copy !req
358. In five seconds,Copy !req
359. you will collide with your destination.Copy !req
360. Uh, I don't see him.Copy !req
361. Ow!Copy !req
362. Bender!Copy !req
363. I was so worried about you.Copy !req
364. Then why'd you run me over?Copy !req
365. Stop clowning around, Bender.Copy !req
366. Our only hope for escape is to
bust through the outer dome.Copy !req
367. Full speed ahead!Copy !req
368. Impact in five, four, three...Copy !req
369. four, five?Copy !req
370. What's happening?
Why are you counting like me?Copy !req
371. I-I don't know.Copy !req
372. Somehow, we're getting
even further from the dome!Copy !req
373. Sweet vampire Moses.Copy !req
374. The warehouse is growing faster
than we're traveling.Copy !req
375. Then there's no possible way
out. We're doomed.Copy !req
376. Doomed!Copy !req
377. I go next.Copy !req
378. Doomed!Copy !req
379. Hey, look. There's Planet Express.Copy !req
380. Hey! The second moon is gone!Copy !req
381. Because we're inside of it.Copy !req
382. The Momazon warehouse now containsCopy !req
383. the entire Earth!Copy !req
384. Although on the upside,
their deliveries will be even faster now.Copy !req
385. But on the downside,
it's blotting out the sun.Copy !req
386. We'll freeze to death within minutes.Copy !req
387. It's always something.Copy !req
388. I warned you this would happen!Copy !req
389. You said global warming!Copy !req
390. I said climate crisis!Copy !req
391. I guess this is the end.Copy !req
392. And after all that work
furnishing the apartment.Copy !req
393. Goodbye, Leela.Copy !req
394. Ugh, now what?Copy !req
395. The warehouse is
expanding beyond the sun!Copy !req
396. Mars! Jupiter!Copy !req
397. The one with the onion rings!Copy !req
398. Good Lord!Copy !req
399. The warehouse smell
is tremendously redshifted!Copy !req
400. Red-what'd?Copy !req
401. If these smells are correct,Copy !req
402. it will soon contain
the entire known universe!Copy !req
403. Oh no! So we're trapped here
in the universe forever?Copy !req
404. I'm afraid so. Everything will beCopy !req
405. exactly as bad as it's always been.Copy !req
406. I understand you're celebrating.Copy !req
407. Would you like to purchase champagne?Copy !req
408. Yes! With someone else's money.Copy !req
409. Wait, I'm confused.Copy !req
410. Momazon still works? But where is it?Copy !req
411. Everywhere!Copy !req
412. It's my universe now.Copy !req
413. You just shop in it.Copy !req
414. I mean, it is convenient though.Copy !req
415. So much better.Copy !req
416. Yeah. I returned all that junky furniture.Copy !req
417. Just kept the empty boxes.Copy !req
418. And the cardboardCopy !req
419. is actually much sturdier.Copy !req
420. Hey, roomies.
I moved all my stuff back in.Copy !req
421. What stuff?Copy !req
422. Me! I'm my own stuff, baby.Copy !req
423. Well, we're glad you're back.Copy !req
424. And we promise to be
more sensitive to your feelings.Copy !req
425. You're not a third wheel.Copy !req
426. The hell I'm not!Copy !req
427. Working in a tight-knit collaborative teamCopy !req
428. made me realize
I hate being part of a team!Copy !req
429. I prefer being a third wheel.Copy !req
430. Good. Because you're totally
a third wheel.Copy !req
431. Just pretend I'm not even here.Copy !req
432. Ahh...Copy !req