1. Delivery boy Philip J. Fry,
reporting for duty.Copy !req
2. Dr. Zoidberg, soaking in brine.Copy !req
3. What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
4. We've got a delivery, people.
Let's move, let's move.Copy !req
5. Amy, mission profile.Copy !req
6. Interesting.Copy !req
7. Interesting.Copy !req
8. Dr. Zoidberg, mission bag?Copy !req
9. Packed and ready, sir.Copy !req
10. What's this?Copy !req
11. This is the same toy surprise
I got last time.Copy !req
12. I can't work under these conditions.Copy !req
13. And without me, there is no mission.Copy !req
14. I am the mission.Copy !req
15. We're back from the mission.Copy !req
16. Wha... You went without me?Copy !req
17. You were looking up curse words
in the dictionary.Copy !req
18. It seemed like a better use of your time.Copy !req
19. But... But I'm the delivery boy.Copy !req
20. Don't worry, everything went fine.Copy !req
21. Better than usual.Copy !req
22. We got medals.Copy !req
23. Good work, team.Copy !req
24. We really pulled together on this one.Copy !req
25. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
26. They got medals.Copy !req
27. I'm real sorry I missed the mission.Copy !req
28. I wasn't there
and you might have needed me.Copy !req
29. Nope.Copy !req
30. - But if I had been there...
- Nope.Copy !req
31. - Li...
- Nope.Copy !req
32. - Bender's great.
- Nope.Copy !req
33. Listen, Leela, let me make it up
by taking you out for dinner tonight.Copy !req
34. Nope.Copy !req
35. I've got a date with Chaz.Copy !req
36. Chaz?Copy !req
37. I met him at that
charity cockfight last week.Copy !req
38. He's the mayor's aide.Copy !req
39. Ooh, you go, mutant girl.Copy !req
40. Ooh!Copy !req
41. I do go. He's a very important man.Copy !req
42. So? I'm just as important as him.Copy !req
43. It's just that,
the kind of importance I have,Copy !req
44. it doesn't matter if I don't do it.Copy !req
45. I'm nobody.Copy !req
46. There are guys in the background
of Mary Worth comicsCopy !req
47. who are more important than me.Copy !req
48. Aw, buck up, meatloaf.Copy !req
49. Bender will take you out tonight
and cheer you up.Copy !req
50. What do you want to do?
And I mean anything.Copy !req
51. You have the power.Copy !req
52. Name it and I'm there.Copy !req
53. You the man.Copy !req
54. Well, okay.Copy !req
55. Let's go bowling.Copy !req
56. Nah.Copy !req
57. Table for two?Copy !req
58. Step right this way.Copy !req
59. I'm afraid we don't have a reservationCopy !req
60. but, um, as you can see,
I'm the mayor's aide.Copy !req
61. Table for two, please.Copy !req
62. Okay, then.Copy !req
63. Bam!Copy !req
64. It's okay, my man.Copy !req
65. I got you covered
on your next health inspection.Copy !req
66. Aw, I really appreciate that,
Mr. Mayor's aide.Copy !req
67. Here you go.Copy !req
68. Compliments of the house.Copy !req
69. Wow, free bread at a restaurant.Copy !req
70. Is there anything you can't do?Copy !req
71. I can't fail the mayor.Copy !req
72. Not ever.Copy !req
73. Oh...Copy !req
74. Oh, geez, better not let Leela see me.Copy !req
75. Hey, I hear Fry.Copy !req
76. Boy, am I glad you're here.Copy !req
77. You are? So things aren't working out
with what's-his-name?Copy !req
78. Actually, they are.Copy !req
79. Confidentially, I might not make it back
to my apartment tonight.Copy !req
80. Could you walk Nibbler for me?Copy !req
81. And bring a baggie
in case he drops a steamer.Copy !req
82. Have a great night.Copy !req
83. Oh, no, please, no...Copy !req
84. Oh, perfect.Copy !req
85. Whoa-ho-ho,
smells like a 2-8-9 in progress.Copy !req
86. Failure to scoop.Copy !req
87. Aw, yeah.Copy !req
88. Wait, I'm trying.Copy !req
89. It weighs as much as a thousand suns.Copy !req
90. Don't worry, Fry.Copy !req
91. I'll pull some strings, see if
I can't get you tried as a juvenile.Copy !req
92. Oh, Chaz.Copy !req
93. I'm as worthless as this trash can.Copy !req
94. You think
I'm as worthless as you?Copy !req
95. Try catching garbage in your headCopy !req
96. and raising six kids, you dumb townie.Copy !req
97. Oh, Nibbler,
at least I'm important to you.Copy !req
98. Even if it's only
'cause I clean up your poop.Copy !req
99. The poop eradication is but
one aspect of your importance.Copy !req
100. Did you just talk?Copy !req
101. Indeed.Copy !req
102. And I have other amazing powers as well.Copy !req
103. Like what?Copy !req
104. Are you my mommy?Copy !req
105. Negative.Copy !req
106. Ooh...Copy !req
107. Welcome, Lord Nibbler.Copy !req
108. Welcome acknowledged.Copy !req
109. I bring with me the Mighty One.Copy !req
110. Huh?Copy !req
111. At last, our centuries upon centuries
of waiting have achieved fruition.Copy !req
112. Aw, aren't you a fuzzy wittle guy.Copy !req
113. Stop that!Copy !req
114. Uh, please.Copy !req
115. Your Mightiness.Copy !req
116. Mightiness? Are you off your nut?Copy !req
117. I just got kidnapped
by a bunch of guinea pigs.Copy !req
118. - Does he not know?
- He does not know.Copy !req
119. - He knows not?
- Knows not does he.Copy !req
120. - Not he knows...
- Enough!Copy !req
121. Fry, it is my duty to inform youCopy !req
122. that the fate of humanity,
the fate of our race,Copy !req
123. indeed, the fate of all that
exists and ever will existCopy !req
124. rests with you.Copy !req
125. You are the single most important person
in the universe.Copy !req
126. Oh, snap.Copy !req
127. On this auspicious occasion,Copy !req
128. let the Horn of Eternity
cut a thunderous blast.Copy !req
129. The feast of a thousand beasts is begun.Copy !req
130. - You gonna eat that?
- Maybe later.Copy !req
131. The time has come to discuss matters
of the gravest importance.Copy !req
132. Fry, do you remember some months agoCopy !req
133. when Earth was attacked by flying brains?Copy !req
134. Hmm... I remember
the square-dancing stomachs,Copy !req
135. although that might have been
a Mylanta commercial.Copy !req
136. Wait, the brains! I do remember.Copy !req
137. But no one else does.
They said I was crazy.Copy !req
138. On the contrary.Copy !req
139. You remember because
you were the only one immuneCopy !req
140. to the brains' mental attack.Copy !req
141. Because I'm so smart?Copy !req
142. Oh, my.Copy !req
143. Anyway, your immunity is due to the factCopy !req
144. that you lack the delta brain wave.Copy !req
145. It's a genetic abnormality which resultedCopy !req
146. when you went back in time
and performed certain actionsCopy !req
147. which made you your own grandfather.Copy !req
148. I did do the nasty in the past-y.Copy !req
149. Verily.Copy !req
150. And that past-nastification
is what shields you from the brains.Copy !req
151. You are the last hope of the universe.Copy !req
152. So I really am important?Copy !req
153. How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?Copy !req
154. Yes.Copy !req
155. Except, the Dave Matthews Band
doesn't rock.Copy !req
156. For a thousand years,Copy !req
157. the evil brains have been
constructing the "Info-Sphere,"Copy !req
158. a giant memory bank twice the size
of three ordinary memory banks.Copy !req
159. What's so evil about that?Copy !req
160. They plan to collect
all the information in the universeCopy !req
161. and store it within the sphere.Copy !req
162. - So they're trying to learn things?
- Right.Copy !req
163. Those bastards!Copy !req
164. Being brains, they feel compelled
to know everything.Copy !req
165. And soon they will.Copy !req
166. I'm as mad as I've ever been!Copy !req
167. Once their task is complete,Copy !req
168. they will ensure that
no new information arisesCopy !req
169. in the only way possible,Copy !req
170. by destroying the universe.Copy !req
171. Now it's personal.Copy !req
172. Your mission is to infiltrate
the Info-SphereCopy !req
173. and plant this Quantum Interphase Bomb,Copy !req
174. blasting them into an alternate universeCopy !req
175. from which there is no return.Copy !req
176. Then, outrun the blast
on this Scooty-Puff, Jr.Copy !req
177. Okay, let's go through this
once more from the start...Copy !req
178. Brains!Copy !req
179. Fear not, Mighty One.Copy !req
180. Your missing brain wave
makes you invisible to themCopy !req
181. so long as you avoid intense thinking.Copy !req
182. Sorry, what?Copy !req
183. I wasn't paying attention.Copy !req
184. - That is most wise.
- Who?Copy !req
185. In a few seconds,
the brains will finish scanningCopy !req
186. the last bits of information
in the universe.Copy !req
187. "Beavers mate for life."Copy !req
188. "Eleven greater than four."Copy !req
189. "For quality carpets,
visit Kaplan's Carpet Warehouse."Copy !req
190. Now the Info-Sphere will open
its protective crustCopy !req
191. so as to scan itself,Copy !req
192. completing its thousand-year task.Copy !req
193. This is your one chance
to enter the Sphere.Copy !req
194. Scoot! Scoot now!Copy !req
195. I'm at the input console.Copy !req
196. I'm a little nervous,
and I've got brain in my butt crack.Copy !req
197. Roger.Copy !req
198. Once you press the detonator,Copy !req
199. you will have 60 seconds
for an exciting escape.Copy !req
200. Hey, wait.Copy !req
201. This brain knows everything
about everything, right?Copy !req
202. It will soon.Copy !req
203. That's why you're supposed
to be setting off a bomb.Copy !req
204. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
205. But I can't pass up a chance
to learn the answersCopy !req
206. to the greatest questions of all time.Copy !req
207. Is it true that postage stamp
glue is made of...Copy !req
208. Correct. Toad mucus!Copy !req
209. There's no time for this.
Activate the bomb.Copy !req
210. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
211. What really killed the dinosaurs?Copy !req
212. Me!Copy !req
213. Unauthorized data access.Copy !req
214. Uh-oh.Copy !req
215. Detecting trace amounts
of mental activity.Copy !req
216. Possibly a dead weasel
or a cartoon viewer.Copy !req
217. Ew, gross. Cut it out.Copy !req
218. Odd. He is immune to our psionic attack.Copy !req
219. Impossible. We're an ambitious young squad
with everything to prove.Copy !req
220. It appears we are in
the presence of the fabled one.Copy !req
221. But without his Scooty-Puff, Jr.,
he cannot escape.Copy !req
222. Huh?Copy !req
223. A Quantum Interface Bomb?Copy !req
224. Are you insane in the membrane?Copy !req
225. You got it, Poindexter.Copy !req
226. Not good!Copy !req
227. Detonation in T-minus 60 Earth seconds.Copy !req
228. You fool!Copy !req
229. You'll be transported
to the other universe with us,Copy !req
230. trapped there for all eternity!Copy !req
231. And we'll form a tightly-knit clique
that you won't be part of.Copy !req
232. Well, at least I did one
important thing with my life.Copy !req
233. Leading good to victory over evil!Copy !req
234. - Hurray!
- Yeah!Copy !req
235. Exactly!Copy !req
236. The Nibblonians, good?Copy !req
237. Ha! During your last moments
in this universe,Copy !req
238. perhaps you should query our databaseCopy !req
239. concerning the night of December 31, 1999.Copy !req
240. The day I got frozen? What about it?Copy !req
241. No. Uh, don't ask about that.Copy !req
242. It would be, uh, boring.Copy !req
243. Ah, forget it, then.Copy !req
244. - Query!
- Okay. Sheesh.Copy !req
245. What happened to me, Philip J. Fry,
on the night of December 31, 1999?Copy !req
246. Clarification request.Copy !req
247. Are you the Philip J. Fry from EarthCopy !req
248. or the Philip J. Fry from
Hovering Squid World 97-A?Copy !req
249. Earth, you fat idiot. Hurry up.Copy !req
250. Hello?Copy !req
251. Pizza delivery for, uh...Copy !req
252. Oh, crud.Copy !req
253. Ugh, I can't believe how fat I look.Copy !req
254. Aah, Nibbler's there.Copy !req
255. Wait, what!Copy !req
256. What the...Copy !req
257. I... I don't understand.Copy !req
258. You made me go in the freezer tube?Copy !req
259. Detonation in T-minus 15 seconds.Copy !req
260. You little runts froze me.Copy !req
261. You took away my life.Copy !req
262. We can explain.Copy !req
263. No, you can't! Shut your adorable trap!Copy !req
264. We had no choice.Copy !req
265. You were the only one who could help us.Copy !req
266. What is one life
weighedagainst the entire universe?Copy !req
267. But it was my life.Copy !req
268. Detonation in two, one...Copy !req
269. Will the owner
of a white Pontiac Firebird...Copy !req
270. Oh, never mind. Zero!Copy !req
271. Well, here we are.Copy !req
272. Trapped for eternity.Copy !req
273. We could sing American Pie.Copy !req
274. Go ahead. I deserve it.Copy !req
275. I wish those stupid raccoons had
never brought me to the future.Copy !req
276. I have shocking data relevant
to this conversation!Copy !req
277. We don't care, you dope.
We're in another universe.Copy !req
278. You're not in charge anymore.Copy !req
279. It is possible for the Philip FryCopy !req
280. to resume his life on December 31, 1999.Copy !req
281. Really? I can go back in time?Copy !req
282. There is a nexus point between universesCopy !req
283. at the space-time where you
entered the cryogenic tube.Copy !req
284. You, and only you, can return there.Copy !req
285. Interesting.Copy !req
286. You could stop the Nibblonian
from pushing you into the cryogenic tube.Copy !req
287. That is interesting.Copy !req
288. Why?Copy !req
289. It will be as if you never came
to the future.Copy !req
290. You will have your life back,
and we will succeed in our planCopy !req
291. to understand and destroy the universe.Copy !req
292. Everybody wins.Copy !req
293. The human will be returned to the past.Copy !req
294. Meanwhile...Copy !req
295. I love rocket skating.Copy !req
296. But the wait is always so long.Copy !req
297. Poor Fry once stood on line six hours
just to get me a ticket.Copy !req
298. Six hours? Pfft.
Sounds like a real nobody.Copy !req
299. But now it's time for somebody,
and some chick he's with, to go skating.Copy !req
300. You reserved the whole rink?Copy !req
301. Yep. Buzzed ahead,
let them know whose aide was coming by.Copy !req
302. The mayor's, that's whose.Copy !req
303. Oh, Chaz!Copy !req
304. Mm...Copy !req
305. Mr. Vogel? I thought we was going skating.Copy !req
306. No, we're not important enough.Copy !req
307. Everybody just hold handsCopy !req
308. until the bus driver
comes back from his haircut.Copy !req
309. Aw, let's let those kids skate with us.Copy !req
310. What, seriously?Copy !req
311. I'm trying to impress you
with my clout here.Copy !req
312. I know, and it's working.Copy !req
313. But think how much
skating would mean to those kids.Copy !req
314. We came here instead of eating today.Copy !req
315. This might be their only chance
to skate here their whole lives.Copy !req
316. Who are we to say they can't?Copy !req
317. The mayor's aide, and this badge.Copy !req
318. Beat it, kids!Copy !req
319. Come back when you got connections!Copy !req
320. All right, little ones.Copy !req
321. Back to the Orphanarium.Copy !req
322. You can slide around
the gym in your socks.Copy !req
323. What socks?Copy !req
324. So, am I going
to get lucky tonight, or what?Copy !req
325. I hope your calculations are correct.Copy !req
326. Our calculations are always correct,
for we are gigantic brains.Copy !req
327. Initiate space-time transfer.Copy !req
328. I hereby place an order
for one cheese pizza.Copy !req
329. One pie, nothing good on it. Name?Copy !req
330. I, period, C, period, Wiener.Copy !req
331. Uh, talk a little louder.Copy !req
332. It sounds like you got some kind
of tiny head on you or something.Copy !req
333. Hello?Copy !req
334. Pizza delivery for, uh...Copy !req
335. "I.C. Wiener"?Copy !req
336. Oh, crud.Copy !req
337. Gotcha!Copy !req
338. I don't understand.Copy !req
339. Yes, you do.Copy !req
340. You came back in time
to knock me into that freezer,Copy !req
341. and now I came back in time to stop you.Copy !req
342. I did not come back in time.Copy !req
343. My people lack that ability.Copy !req
344. But I know you in the future.Copy !req
345. I cleaned your poop.Copy !req
346. Quite possible.Copy !req
347. We live long and are celebrated poopers.Copy !req
348. You will meet me
when I'm a thousand years older.Copy !req
349. Not if you don't freeze me.Copy !req
350. Please. Our sages foresee
that in a thousand years,Copy !req
351. for one moment, the fate
of the universe will depend on you.Copy !req
352. Since you will not live that long,
I must freeze you now.Copy !req
353. Well, why couldn't you just ask me?Copy !req
354. We were afraid you would refuse.Copy !req
355. Of course not. I love the future.Copy !req
356. Then why are you choking me right now?Copy !req
357. Because I don't like being used.Copy !req
358. Well, now it's your choice.Copy !req
359. Is there nothing in the future
worth saving?Copy !req
360. Hmm... Leela.Copy !req
361. But she doesn't think much of me.Copy !req
362. Ah, she must be the Other.Copy !req
363. The... Wha...Copy !req
364. You must not give up on her.Copy !req
365. I am stationed on a distant world
known as Vergon 6,Copy !req
366. but if you return to the future,Copy !req
367. I will transfer to Earth
to give you what help I can.Copy !req
368. Ten...Copy !req
369. You really think I would've
had a chance with Leela?Copy !req
370. - You must choose.
- ... seven, six...Copy !req
371. The present or the future.Copy !req
372. To save yourself or save Leela.Copy !req
373. two, one.Copy !req
374. Yes! Here I come, future.Copy !req
375. Oh, no. Wait!Copy !req
376. I'm going to get trapped
in the Info-Sphere again.Copy !req
377. Just remember
that Scooty-Puff, Jr. sucks...Copy !req
378. In a thousand years, I'll get right on it.Copy !req
379. And so, a thousand years later,Copy !req
380. Fry once again infiltrated the Info-SphereCopy !req
381. and set off his amazing bomb.Copy !req
382. Only this time...Copy !req
383. Thank you for saving the universe, Fry.Copy !req
384. Here.Copy !req
385. Wow, thanks.
If you ever need a savior again, just ask.Copy !req
386. Oh, we will.Copy !req
387. We will.Copy !req
388. Man, I can't wait to tell
everyone what happened.Copy !req
389. Yes. Incidentally,
I need to remain undercoverCopy !req
390. so I'm blanking your memory.Copy !req
391. Huh. Did everything just taste purple
for a second?Copy !req
392. Oh, well. Let's go home,
you dumb poop machine.Copy !req
393. Bender, would you do the honors?Copy !req
394. With gusto.Copy !req
395. Hey, Leela.Copy !req
396. I guess I got this for you.Copy !req
397. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
398. You know what, Fry?Copy !req
399. I don't care if you're not
the most important person in the universe.Copy !req
400. It really makes me happy
to see you right now.Copy !req
401. Then I am the most important person
in the universe.Copy !req
402. Yes!Copy !req