1. Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle!Copy !req
2. I put you through college,
and this is how you repay me?Copy !req
3. Let's get this gargoyle hunt on the road.Copy !req
4. Driving gloves, driving goggles,
driving thong. There.Copy !req
5. Uh, maybe I should drive.Copy !req
6. You? A woman?Copy !req
7. I'm trying to catch a monster,Copy !req
8. not find the quickest route to the mall!Copy !req
9. Let me just adjust the seat...Copy !req
10. Whoa! Oh!Copy !req
11. My God, he's going to do it.Copy !req
12. Everyone, seat belts to maximum buckling!Copy !req
13. Pazuzu!Copy !req
14. Oh, Pazuzu!Copy !req
15. Hey, grandpa,
move your wrinkly old keister!Copy !req
16. Shut up!Copy !req
17. For Heaven's Gate, Professor
this ship can do 99% light speed.Copy !req
18. Why are we going 35 miles an hour?Copy !req
19. Because we're in a hurry, that's why!Copy !req
20. Plus, you have the high beams on.Copy !req
21. I can't quite read the sign.Copy !req
22. Pazuzu!Copy !req
23. Pazuzu!Copy !req
24. Yo, Captain Cataracts.Copy !req
25. What are we doing here?Copy !req
26. Oh, it's 2:30.Copy !req
27. We can still catch
the early bird dinner special.Copy !req
28. Uh, aren't we looking for your gargoyle?Copy !req
29. My wha...Copy !req
30. Hello, Mavis.Copy !req
31. Surprised to see me back again so soon?Copy !req
32. Mavis is dead.Copy !req
33. I expect you'll want to see
my Angry, Crotchety Grandpa Discount Card.Copy !req
34. Sir, this card is expired.Copy !req
35. But it's good for a lifetime.Copy !req
36. Well, yours expired.Copy !req
37. Ooh.Copy !req
38. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
39. Teeth do not belong
in your pants, Professor.Copy !req
40. Well, I can't keep them in my mouth.Copy !req
41. They're nuclear-powered!Copy !req
42. Ow! It bit my finger!Copy !req
43. No! No! It's tasted human blood.Copy !req
44. Mm...Copy !req
45. Damn good meat.Copy !req
46. Professor, we've talked it over,
and everybody thinks you're too old.Copy !req
47. - Right on.
- Yep.Copy !req
48. We've decided to do the merciful thingCopy !req
49. and have you youth-a-sized.Copy !req
50. Dear God, no!Copy !req
51. Oh, relax, Professor.Copy !req
52. Youth-a-sizing
is a trendy new spa treatment.Copy !req
53. It's this season's shark cartilage enema.Copy !req
54. But I like being old.Copy !req
55. I don't have to talk to my parents,Copy !req
56. no one asks me to help move their stuff.Copy !req
57. I don't need to understand
today's edgy TV sitcoms...Copy !req
58. Okay, okay. We're not going to force you
until I finish this sentence.Copy !req
59. Get him!Copy !req
60. My thong!Copy !req
61. Hi, I'm Heather,
your personal youth-a-sizer.Copy !req
62. Let's get started with a nice
botulism treatment, shall we?Copy !req
63. Go to hell, Heather!Copy !req
64. Oh.Copy !req
65. In small doses, botulism toxin
tightens and tones the facial musclesCopy !req
66. instead of killing you
in the most horrible fashion imaginable.Copy !req
67. Give me back my floppy face.Copy !req
68. Oh! Whoo! Ooh!Copy !req
69. Careful with the giblets!Copy !req
70. Mm, you're still retaining a lot of grump
in these joints.Copy !req
71. More pressure.Copy !req
72. Aah...Copy !req
73. Since this is such a serious case of old,Copy !req
74. we'll have to try our strongest treatment,Copy !req
75. a soothing, full-body bath
in searing hot tar.Copy !req
76. Sir, it's not necessary,
or wise, to be naked.Copy !req
77. You sound just like my tennis instructor.Copy !req
78. The tar blisters the age
right out of the bodyCopy !req
79. in what top scientists
suspect is a miracle.Copy !req
80. Oh, I don't have time for this!Copy !req
81. I have to go buy a single piece of fruit
with a coupon and then return it,Copy !req
82. making people wait behind me
while I complain!Copy !req
83. He still sounds sort of old.Copy !req
84. Sort of real old.Copy !req
85. Step aside, lady.Copy !req
86. Like everything else in life,Copy !req
87. pumping is just a primitive,
degenerate form of bending.Copy !req
88. Whoa! Whoo!Copy !req
89. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
90. ,Copy !req
91. Come on, Bender, pump harder! Harder!Copy !req
92. I'm trying as hard as I can.Copy !req
93. Harder, damn you!Copy !req
94. Well, that was an utter waste of time.Copy !req
95. Professor, it worked!Copy !req
96. You look young enough to be my father.Copy !req
97. Poodle spit!Copy !req
98. 53 years old?Copy !req
99. Now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn.Copy !req
100. This is cool, Professor.Copy !req
101. We should go out and celebrate.Copy !req
102. - Oh, my God.
- Huh?Copy !req
103. Dear Lord, you've all reverted
to your childhood forms.Copy !req
104. Hooray, I'm a teenage heartthrob again!Copy !req
105. While I try to restore our normal agesCopy !req
106. I expect you all to go about your jobs
like responsible professionals.Copy !req
107. It wasn't me, Mr. F.Copy !req
108. It was Amy.Copy !req
109. - Stop it, Amy.
- You stink!Copy !req
110. You know you did it.Copy !req
111. Quiet! Quiet, I say!Copy !req
112. We're here to take my little stub
of a husband home.Copy !req
113. Hermes, say goodbye to Mr. Farnsworth.Copy !req
114. Goodbye, Mr. Dumbsworth.Copy !req
115. Hey, this is my chance
to spend time with my parents, too.Copy !req
116. But your parents are gross sewer mutants.Copy !req
117. Ow!Copy !req
118. When I was an orphan, I always wishedCopy !req
119. I could grow up with my mom and dad.Copy !req
120. And now, thanks to being hurled
backwards in time...Copy !req
121. That's not what happened!Copy !req
122. Shut up and go live with your parents!Copy !req
123. It's going to be
totally awesome, Mom.Copy !req
124. You and me can bakeCopy !req
125. and argue about my hairstyle
hiding my pretty face.Copy !req
126. And if some kid picks on me,Copy !req
127. my dad can beat up his dad!Copy !req
128. Can't I just beat up the kid?Copy !req
129. Well, okay, Leela.Copy !req
130. If you think you can put up
with your father,Copy !req
131. then welcome home.Copy !req
132. We'll try to respect
your independence and freedom.Copy !req
133. No! I want the real teen experience.Copy !req
134. Chores, curfew, the works!Copy !req
135. Fine, sweetiekins.
We'll be the strictest parents ever.Copy !req
136. Now, let's all have some tequila
to celebrate.Copy !req
137. Dad! I'm underage!Copy !req
138. Oh, right.Copy !req
139. Here's a Silly Straw.Copy !req
140. Oh, my Amy is sweet little girl again.Copy !req
141. This like a mother's dream.Copy !req
142. Bad dream, that is.Copy !req
143. At this rate, I'm never going to get
a grandchild! Ugh!Copy !req
144. Maybe she not grown up,
but she sure grown out.Copy !req
145. She fat.Copy !req
146. Dad, if you're going to make
fat jokes till I get cute again,Copy !req
147. I'm just going to stay in my room.Copy !req
148. Stay in room? You so fat,
you going to stay all around room.Copy !req
149. I've got to find a way to escape
the horrible ravages of youth.Copy !req
150. Suddenly, I'm going to the
bathroom like clockworkCopy !req
151. every three hours.Copy !req
152. And those jerks at Social Security
stopped sending me checks.Copy !req
153. Now I have to pay them!Copy !req
154. I'm tired of your yapping!Copy !req
155. All you ever do is complain.Copy !req
156. You never try to make things better.Copy !req
157. Well, I'm running away
from this dead-end family.Copy !req
158. I know there's a place for
people like me, with new ideas.Copy !req
159. There has to be!Copy !req
160. Fine. Get going.Copy !req
161. Oh, I'm going.Copy !req
162. And you're going to be all,
"Where's Bender?Copy !req
163. "I miss Bender."Copy !req
164. We won't know that until you leave.Copy !req
165. Oh, I'm leaving.Copy !req
166. There's the door.Copy !req
167. I'll be good.Copy !req
168. Do you have to shed
your skin on the couch?Copy !req
169. What do we live in, a zoo?Copy !req
170. I'm getting the doorbell.Copy !req
171. For me?Copy !req
172. Oh, hello, sir.Copy !req
173. It's a lovely evening you have tonight.Copy !req
174. Um, I'm here to pick up your daughter.Copy !req
175. Hi, Fry.Copy !req
176. I like your blazer.Copy !req
177. Thanks. These aren't pockets,
they're just flaps.Copy !req
178. I put my money in my sock.Copy !req
179. So, where are you taking my
daughter tonight?Copy !req
180. A movie.Copy !req
181. A... A movie, ma'am.Copy !req
182. Well, whatever you're really doing,Copy !req
183. don't wake us if you get in after 12:00.Copy !req
184. Dad! You're being too lenient again.Copy !req
185. I have to be back by 11:00.Copy !req
186. Okay, Okay. You're the boss.Copy !req
187. No, I'm not!Copy !req
188. I'd like a sewer burger,
but without the rat feces.Copy !req
189. What, are you on a diet?Copy !req
190. Duh, Leela, you look hot.Copy !req
191. Geez, Moose, just dump me
right in front of her, why don't you?Copy !req
192. Moose, Mandy, this is my friend Fry,Copy !req
193. from the surface?Copy !req
194. Oh, so this is the famous Fry.Copy !req
195. What is he, like,
the biggest loser on the surfaceCopy !req
196. so he has to hang out in the sewer?Copy !req
197. They're on to me.Copy !req
198. Hey, come on.Copy !req
199. Let's act like grown-ups here.
Want to race?Copy !req
200. Duh, yeah.Copy !req
201. Theres.Copy !req
202. The world's drinkings water
is safes for another days.Copy !req
203. Whoas! Cripe!Copy !req
204. Watch out, Fry!Copy !req
205. We missed the turn!
We'll never catch them!Copy !req
206. Yes, we will!Copy !req
207. This sewer goes right under Planet ExpressCopy !req
208. and it's 9:00 p.m.!Copy !req
209. The devil take this predictable colon!Copy !req
210. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
211. Whoo-hoo! All right!Copy !req
212. Leela, you can stop winning now. We won.Copy !req
213. I'm too short to reach the hand brake!Copy !req
214. That's detention.Copy !req
215. And then, and then a giant tapeworm
tried to play us for chumps!Copy !req
216. But we, like, totally dissed Moose.Copy !req
217. Yes, I'd like to meet this "Moose."Copy !req
218. But in the meantime, I have good news.Copy !req
219. I may have solved our age problem.Copy !req
220. Yay!Copy !req
221. It seems the youth-a-sizing tar
was saturatedCopy !req
222. with time-altering chronitons.Copy !req
223. A thin layer is still stuck to our DNACopy !req
224. as well as Bender's "Robo," or "RNA."Copy !req
225. - Question?
- Yes?Copy !req
226. You stink.Copy !req
227. Yes, yes. Anyhow, I've designed
an oil-eating bacteriumCopy !req
228. that should take the tar right off.Copy !req
229. Come on, let's go tell Leela
so we can grow up together.Copy !req
230. Thanks, Professor,
but I don't want the treatment.Copy !req
231. Don't you understand, you little nitwit?Copy !req
232. Unless you're treated soon,Copy !req
233. the only way to restore your true age
will be to grow into it,Copy !req
234. just as God intended!Copy !req
235. He has a point, honey.Copy !req
236. What about your job and your friends?Copy !req
237. Do you really want to
abandon your old life?Copy !req
238. My old life wasn't as glamorous
as my Web page made it look.Copy !req
239. All I ever wanted
was to grow up here, with you.Copy !req
240. Please?Copy !req
241. Well, if it's what you really want...Copy !req
242. It is. I know it is.Copy !req
243. I'll miss you, Leela.Copy !req
244. I'll come back and visit
when I'm all grown up.Copy !req
245. Bring beer.Copy !req
246. No beer till you finish your tequila.Copy !req
247. The age-restoring microbes are ready.Copy !req
248. Everyone into the Bacterial Spew Chamber.Copy !req
249. Let's go!Copy !req
250. Yes, everyone do the same thing.Copy !req
251. Initiating controlled infection.Copy !req
252. Aah-choo!Copy !req
253. I'm no doctor,Copy !req
254. but this machine guy could use a lozenge.Copy !req
255. Aw, poo.Copy !req
256. We're even younger.Copy !req
257. Damn! The bacteria pigged out on the tarCopy !req
258. and now they're getting freaky-deaky,Copy !req
259. spreading chronitons
throughout our systems.Copy !req
260. We're getting younger by the minute!Copy !req
261. - No!
- Yikes!Copy !req
262. What, I'm going to revert
through all my larval stages?Copy !req
263. Word. We'll all keep getting
younger and youngerCopy !req
264. until we suffer a fate worse than death,Copy !req
265. pre-life!Copy !req
266. Then, death.Copy !req
267. I've got to stop this reverse agingCopy !req
268. before we all shrivel up
and suffer the agony of unbirth!Copy !req
269. Think, you disco duck, think!Copy !req
270. What's that squirmle under your shirt?Copy !req
271. Oh, get off me, you parasitic lamprey!Copy !req
272. Oh, sure, you need all your blood.Copy !req
273. Would you all chill?Copy !req
274. I can't think with you kids
cramping my style!Copy !req
275. Ooh, I need a babysitter.Copy !req
276. Okay, quiet time.Copy !req
277. I know.Copy !req
278. Everyone pretend a goblin ate your tonguesCopy !req
279. and I'll read you a story.Copy !req
280. - Ooh, story!
- A story!Copy !req
281. I can't see from down here, I can't.Copy !req
282. There.Copy !req
283. Today's story is from Muteen magazine.Copy !req
284. Who would you rather hear about?Copy !req
285. Four-legged Chachi or tentacle Chachi?Copy !req
286. I wanna hear a space story.Copy !req
287. It's kind of a baby book,
but okay, let's see.Copy !req
288. "Snow White Dwarf
and the Seven Red Dwarfs"Copy !req
289. "Charlotte's Tholian Web"Copy !req
290. "The Fountain of Aging."Copy !req
291. The Fountain of Aging?Copy !req
292. Hmm, it is just a legend.Copy !req
293. Still, they called
the Tooth Fairy a legendCopy !req
294. and now he's head of the FBI.Copy !req
295. 'Sup? Kids ready?Copy !req
296. Yay, Professy's back!Copy !req
297. Ew, you smell like smoking...Copy !req
298. And drinking.Copy !req
299. I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive.Copy !req
300. I wish I could come with you
to say goodbyeCopy !req
301. before you all turn back into grown-ups.Copy !req
302. But I'm grounded
for knocking the school over.Copy !req
303. Who cares, Leela?Copy !req
304. It was just a public school.Copy !req
305. Now, go with your friends, please.Copy !req
306. No! A grounded teenager
must be confined to her room!Copy !req
307. Until she sneaks out.Copy !req
308. When I grow up,
I wanna be a steam shovel.Copy !req
309. According to this, the fountain is locatedCopy !req
310. in the darkest,
most ancient region of space,Copy !req
311. just past Teddy Bear Junction.Copy !req
312. Teddy Bear Junction,Copy !req
313. the worst scum hole in the galaxy.Copy !req
314. This solar system is, like, way old!Copy !req
315. Look how high the asteroid belt
is pulled up on that planet.Copy !req
316. News flash!Copy !req
317. Everything's getting olderCopy !req
318. the closer we get
to that ancient burnt-out sun.Copy !req
319. Dude! The Fountain of Aging
must be on the sun itself!Copy !req
320. Shut up! I was gonna say that.Copy !req
321. We've got to hurry.Copy !req
322. The kids have only one change of pants!Copy !req
323. We gotta be real, real careful to stay inCopy !req
324. just long enough to make us
our right ages again.Copy !req
325. Whee!Copy !req
326. Zoidberg, get out of there!Copy !req
327. The current! It's too much already! Help!Copy !req
328. Jeepers.Copy !req
329. Zoidberg is dead!Copy !req
330. No, Zoidberg's brother is dead.Copy !req
331. Funny story, I just reverted to the ageCopy !req
332. when my siblings budded from meCopy !req
333. and my brother Norman split off
and jumped in the fountain.Copy !req
334. He always had to be
the center of attention!Copy !req
335. - Good riddance!
- Let him go!Copy !req
336. Oh, no!Copy !req
337. Quick! Get them into the fountain!Copy !req
338. Thanks for the help, Weewa.Copy !req
339. Once we're growed up,
you can go back to your famwy.Copy !req
340. We'll never bother you again.Copy !req
341. Well, you could bother me a little.Copy !req
342. Ooh... Oh!Copy !req
343. It's working! Hooray!Copy !req
344. I can't hold on!Copy !req
345. I'm coming in after you!Copy !req
346. No, Leela!Copy !req
347. You can't give you up your childhood!Copy !req
348. You'll never have another chance at it!Copy !req
349. We did it! We're the right ages again.Copy !req
350. I think I might be a couple years younger!Copy !req
351. Oh, me, too!Copy !req
352. Help!Copy !req
353. I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!Copy !req
354. He's too far out! We can't reach him!Copy !req
355. With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!Copy !req
356. Pazuzu!Copy !req
357. Oh, you came back to me!Copy !req
358. Are you back to your original age,
Professor?Copy !req
359. Even older!Copy !req
360. Huzzah!Copy !req
361. I'm sorry you had to give up
being a kid, Leela.Copy !req
362. Well, I guess every adult wants
to be a kid again sometimesCopy !req
363. but I worked hard to be the person I am.Copy !req
364. The fabulous person!Copy !req
365. With friends like you guys...Copy !req
366. Fabulous friends!Copy !req
367. Mm. And I'm really happy
I have that life back.Copy !req
368. And you, my faithful fiend,Copy !req
369. how can I ever repay you?Copy !req
370. And that, little one,Copy !req
371. is how Papa gain his freedom.Copy !req
372. Now, bonne nuit.Copy !req
373. Bonne nuit to you all.Copy !req