1. Your call is being...Copy !req
2. connected...Copy !req
3. by SewerCom.Copy !req
4. Reach out and touch the sewers.Copy !req
5. Look, Morris, it's Leela calling.Copy !req
6. Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.Copy !req
7. Ready for your big trip to the surface?Copy !req
8. We're excited, honey,Copy !req
9. but we don't want to embarrass you.Copy !req
10. I mean, your mother and I
are basically monsters.Copy !req
11. Dad, relax.Copy !req
12. You are being so mutant.Copy !req
13. I found this adorable little bag
to wear over my head.Copy !req
14. And it was on sale.Copy !req
15. No one's wearing anything
adorable over their head.Copy !req
16. Now, listen.Copy !req
17. I could never ever
be ashamed of my parents.Copy !req
18. I'll see you this weekend.Copy !req
19. Hey, guess who
I just got off the videophone with.Copy !req
20. No.Copy !req
21. My parents!Copy !req
22. They're coming up
from the sewers for a visit Sunday.Copy !req
23. Are you off your rocket?Copy !req
24. Your parents are mutants.Copy !req
25. It's illegal for them to come above groundCopy !req
26. 'cause they're inferior genetic scum.Copy !req
27. Uh, present company excluded, of course.Copy !req
28. I'm getting them a special one-day
surface permit from CitiHall.Copy !req
29. Ooh, while you're there,
could you pick me up a license to kill?Copy !req
30. Sure. Bare hands or weapon?Copy !req
31. Uh, what does piano wire count as?Copy !req
32. Good news, anyone.Copy !req
33. The Swedish robot from Pi-kea
is here with the supercollider I ordered.Copy !req
34. Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap.Copy !req
35. Let's see what tools we'll need.Copy !req
36. Uh-huh.Copy !req
37. Uh-huh.Copy !req
38. Uh-huh.Copy !req
39. All right, we're all set.Copy !req
40. Nothing like the rustic wholesomeness
of working with one's own hands.Copy !req
41. Ah, there. Finished.Copy !req
42. And only six missing pieces.Copy !req
43. Those Swedes sure know
how to put in almost everything you need.Copy !req
44. Man, I'm sore all over.Copy !req
45. I feel like I just went
10 rounds with mighty Thor.Copy !req
46. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.Copy !req
47. I've got just the thing.Copy !req
48. Genuine miracle cream I bought
from a traveling salesman.Copy !req
49. "Come one, come all," he said.Copy !req
50. "Step right up."Copy !req
51. "This sounds too good
to be true," I thought.Copy !req
52. He said I looked like a smart young man.Copy !req
53. "So, is it a deal?" I inquired.Copy !req
54. Two hours later, he was gone
with 60 of my dollars.Copy !req
55. But I had the miracle cream.Copy !req
56. Bad news, nobody.Copy !req
57. The supercollider super exploded.Copy !req
58. I need you to take it back
and exchange it for a wobbly CD rackCopy !req
59. and some of those rancid meatballs.Copy !req
60. Excuse me. Hi. Do you have a minute?Copy !req
61. I live in Jersey City
and my car broke downCopy !req
62. and I need to get back
'cause my aunt's real sickCopy !req
63. and she needs this medicine,
but I need money for the bus.Copy !req
64. So I'm mugging you.
Hand over your wallets.Copy !req
65. I don't believe that story for a second.Copy !req
66. It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you.Copy !req
67. There's no bus to Jersey City.Copy !req
68. Give me your wallets now
or my robot will shoot.Copy !req
69. Don't make me hurt you.Copy !req
70. I'm too scared to find my pocket.Copy !req
71. Here, I'll just take off my pants
and give you those.Copy !req
72. Hey, I don't like what I'm seeing.Copy !req
73. Give it to 'em, Andrew!Copy !req
74. Give it to 'em again, Andrew!Copy !req
75. Ah!Copy !req
76. What the...Copy !req
77. Laser-proof shirts, huh?Copy !req
78. I'll show you.Copy !req
79. Huh? Hey. Quit it.Copy !req
80. Hi-ya!Copy !req
81. Foiled.Copy !req
82. And after years of planning.Copy !req
83. You're out of the gang.Copy !req
84. How did we manage to survive?Copy !req
85. What gave us those strange powers?Copy !req
86. Maybe we're all wearing magic rings
but they're invisible ringsCopy !req
87. so we don't even realize it.Copy !req
88. Also, you can't feel the rings.Copy !req
89. Oh, Fry!Copy !req
90. Shut up and look at this.Copy !req
91. "May cause superpowers in humans."Copy !req
92. Wow.Copy !req
93. A superpowers drug
you can just rub into your skin?Copy !req
94. You'd think it'd be something
you have to freebase.Copy !req
95. Let's see, which powers do we have?Copy !req
96. "Super strength"?Copy !req
97. Ah!Copy !req
98. Hi-ya!Copy !req
99. - Yup.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
100. "Lickety-speed"?Copy !req
101. - Check.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
102. "Ability to command
the loyalty of sea creatures"?Copy !req
103. Hey, Zoidberg, get in here.Copy !req
104. Screw you!Copy !req
105. - Ain't got that.
- Nope.Copy !req
106. Wow, superpowers.Copy !req
107. I'll be able to pack my day
with twice as many humdrum activities.Copy !req
108. Leela, I think you're missing
the big picture.Copy !req
109. When you were a kid,
what was your biggest fantasy?Copy !req
110. To have parents.Copy !req
111. Whatever.
The correct answer is to be a superhero.Copy !req
112. We have superpowers, and we're Americans.Copy !req
113. This is our chance.Copy !req
114. Hmm.Copy !req
115. I have been looking for
a way to serve the communityCopy !req
116. that incorporates my violence.Copy !req
117. Let's do it.Copy !req
118. You'll barely regret this.Copy !req
119. Hey, a friend of mine said
he mugged you todayCopy !req
120. and you had superpowers.Copy !req
121. It's true, thanks
to this funky-fresh cream.Copy !req
122. Now me and Leela are forming
an awesome crime-fighting duo.Copy !req
123. Wow, crime fighting. Cool.Copy !req
124. And you say you're a duo?Copy !req
125. Yeah, duos are good.Copy !req
126. Of course, sometimes
they're a little shorthanded.Copy !req
127. See, ya.Copy !req
128. With two humans, you'd think there'd be
a robot in there to balance things out.Copy !req
129. But whatever.Copy !req
130. I have these three costumes you could use,Copy !req
131. but I guess I'll just throw one away.Copy !req
132. We'd love to have you on the team, Bender,Copy !req
133. but aren't you more on
the supply side of crime?Copy !req
134. Plus, the cream
won't give you superpowers.Copy !req
135. You're a robot.Copy !req
136. So? I'm already super strong.Copy !req
137. And my arms do this.Copy !req
138. Also, I got this going.Copy !req
139. Listen up, New New York!Copy !req
140. There's a new group of superheroes in townCopy !req
141. and we're...Copy !req
142. Quiet! It's 4:00 a.m.
and I just fell asleepCopy !req
143. for the first time in 30 years!Copy !req
144. Sorry!Copy !req
145. A new era of justice has begun.Copy !req
146. What?Copy !req
147. Attention,
all crooks, lowlifes and lawbreakers.Copy !req
148. Do yourselves a favor
and crawlback into your filthy tenements,Copy !req
149. you human cockroaches,Copy !req
150. or get your ugly face punched
to custard by...Copy !req
151. The New Justice Team!Copy !req
152. Captain Yesterday!Copy !req
153. Clobberella!Copy !req
154. And Super King, the best one of the three!Copy !req
155. Wow!Copy !req
156. Go, go, go, New Justice TeamCopy !req
157. Go, team, go, team, team, team, teamCopy !req
158. Who's the newest justice team?Copy !req
159. The New Justice TeamCopy !req
160. Captain Yesterday is fastCopy !req
161. Also he is from the pastCopy !req
162. Not just fast but from the pastCopy !req
163. Captain YesterdayCopy !req
164. Super King has all the powersCopy !req
165. Of a king plus all the powersCopy !req
166. Of Superman, also he's a robotCopy !req
167. Ain't it cool? Super King, you ruleCopy !req
168. Clobberella beats you upCopy !req
169. Clobberella beats you upCopy !req
170. Who does she beat up? You!Copy !req
171. Clobberella!Copy !req
172. Citizens, never fearCopy !req
173. Crazy do-good freaks are hereCopy !req
174. Until they run out of steamCopy !req
175. Miracle Cream, Miracle CreamCopy !req
176. Gives the power to the teamCopy !req
177. Its effects wear off for sureCopy !req
178. So they just slop on some moreCopy !req
179. The New Justice Team!Copy !req
180. Ta-da!Copy !req
181. Captain Yesterday,
I find your skintight high-watersCopy !req
182. incredibly sexy.Copy !req
183. Let's get together sometime.Copy !req
184. Sure. I'm listed in the phone book.Copy !req
185. So once I reveal my real name to you,
along with my home addressCopy !req
186. and a copy of my birth certificate...Copy !req
187. Are you crazy?Copy !req
188. We have to keep
our secret identities secret.Copy !req
189. From everybody?Copy !req
190. Especially from everybody.Copy !req
191. Give several reasons why.Copy !req
192. For one, superheroes cause a lot
of collateral damageCopy !req
193. and we don't want to get our butts sued.Copy !req
194. Or do we?Copy !req
195. No, I guess not.Copy !req
196. Also, if our identities get out,
every crook in the city will be after usCopy !req
197. or, God forbid, our loved ones.Copy !req
198. Super King has no need for loved ones.Copy !req
199. How you doing, kid?Copy !req
200. There you go.Copy !req
201. Two one-day mutant surface passes.Copy !req
202. Thank you, Mayor Poopenmeyer.Copy !req
203. Mayor here. What's that?Copy !req
204. A horrible crime in the works?
Ruthless villain?Copy !req
205. Citizens in danger?Copy !req
206. That's fantastic news!Copy !req
207. Because I get to summon
The New Justice Team!Copy !req
208. Oh!Copy !req
209. Shh.Copy !req
210. Huh... They're usually here by now.Copy !req
211. Well, so long. Keep in touch.Copy !req
212. Wait, stay and meet the superheroes.Copy !req
213. There's three of you and three of them,
so it'll be perfect.Copy !req
214. Is this clown on?Copy !req
215. Where are those daring crime-stoppers?Copy !req
216. Oh, I completely forgot!Copy !req
217. I left my apartment on fire.Copy !req
218. As for me, I'm late for my LSATs.Copy !req
219. And I can't take life anymore!Copy !req
220. Clobberella! Captain Yesterday! My liege!Copy !req
221. You're just in time.Copy !req
222. We've received a tip
that the Museum of Natural HistoryCopy !req
223. will be robbed tomorrow
at exactly 9:00 a.m.Copy !req
224. The target...
The priceless Quantum Gemerald.Copy !req
225. Who's the perp?Copy !req
226. A dangerous villain
known as the Zookeeper,Copy !req
227. who commits crimes
aided by a pack of highly trained animals.Copy !req
228. Pack of highly. Got it.Copy !req
229. His crew includes a badger
with a troubled pastCopy !req
230. and nothing left to lose,Copy !req
231. an elephant who never forgets to kill,Copy !req
232. and a seldom-used crab
named Lucky, aka "Citizen Snips."Copy !req
233. You can count on us, Mr. Mayor.
Justice away!Copy !req
234. Hold the elevator!Copy !req
235. We're in here, too.Copy !req
236. Uh, Leela, how are you
going to meet your folks tomorrow?Copy !req
237. We've already scheduled the Zookeeper
for a 9:00 a.m. foiling at the museum.Copy !req
238. Not a problem.Copy !req
239. I've cleverly arranged
to meet my parents right thereCopy !req
240. at the same museum at 10:00.Copy !req
241. Nine, 10, a big fat hen.Copy !req
242. The name's Bender.Copy !req
243. I can't believe the Zookeeper
is this late for his own heist.Copy !req
244. It's just rude.Copy !req
245. Total hell! It's 10:00!Copy !req
246. I'm supposed to meet my parents
and I'm still in my secret costume.Copy !req
247. There they are!Copy !req
248. How could Leela not be here?Copy !req
249. Do you think she forgot?Copy !req
250. Relax. I'm sure she's just ashamed of us.Copy !req
251. Yo, freakjobs.Copy !req
252. Hit the nearest manhole, pronto-like.Copy !req
253. But we have passes
that allow us to be up here,Copy !req
254. from the mayor himself.Copy !req
255. I don't know. I never heard of no mayor.Copy !req
256. The Zookeeper!Copy !req
257. Sorry I'm late. Long story.Copy !req
258. Now, everybody hit the deck!Copy !req
259. I'm cutting the entire line
and stealing the exhibit.Copy !req
260. You're not stealing anything.
Nobody hit the deck!Copy !req
261. Ah, the superheroes...Copy !req
262. Or should I say, "super zeroes?"Copy !req
263. That was uncalled for.Copy !req
264. Animals, attack.Copy !req
265. Please do not feed the animals.Copy !req
266. You're going down, my friend!Copy !req
267. Down under!Copy !req
268. A man boxing a kangaroo
is a peculiar spectacle,Copy !req
269. but a kangaroo boxing a robot?Copy !req
270. Now I'm afraid you've lost me.Copy !req
271. Citizen Snips!Copy !req
272. Nice job, Fingers.Copy !req
273. I'm scared and confused.Copy !req
274. I think we've wandered into
an off-Broadway play.Copy !req
275. No, there are way too many people here.Copy !req
276. Later, if anyone asks
when I got away, tell them right now.Copy !req
277. Forget it, Zookeeper.Copy !req
278. You're going into captivity.Copy !req
279. Fool!Copy !req
280. A quip about putting me behind bars
would have been far more delicious.Copy !req
281. Here, catch.Copy !req
282. No, Fry, you can't fall fast enough!Copy !req
283. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
284. I don't got it!Copy !req
285. You saved the Gemerald!Copy !req
286. Yet the Zookeeper escaped,Copy !req
287. thus proving that the deadliest
animal of all is the Zookeeper.Copy !req
288. You can get off me anytime.Copy !req
289. Oh, no.Copy !req
290. My parents are leaving.Copy !req
291. I've got to go change back
into street Leela.Copy !req
292. There they are.Copy !req
293. Thank you, mysterious heroes.Copy !req
294. The value of the Gemerald
you saved is slightly greaterCopy !req
295. than the cost of the damage
you caused to this museum.Copy !req
296. A net gain for our great city.Copy !req
297. It's good that Leela doesn't love us.Copy !req
298. She'll be less sad when we die.Copy !req
299. Mom, Dad?Copy !req
300. I showed up,Copy !req
301. and I got the audio tour
for "Treasures of Liberace's Tomb."Copy !req
302. Sweetie, it's okay.Copy !req
303. You don't have
to apologize for standing us upCopy !req
304. on the only visit
to the surface we'll ever have.Copy !req
305. I want to tell you why
I didn't show up, but I can't.Copy !req
306. Just please believe me
that it was a very good reason.Copy !req
307. I'm sorry I disappointed you.Copy !req
308. Leela, you could never disappoint us.Copy !req
309. We're so proud of everything that you are.Copy !req
310. And we always will be.Copy !req
311. Because you're our baby girl.Copy !req
312. Oh...Copy !req
313. I can't take it.Copy !req
314. Mom, Dad...Copy !req
315. I'm Clobberella!Copy !req
316. Galloping gators!Copy !req
317. You're a superhero?Copy !req
318. Well, that's wonderful.Copy !req
319. But did you have to make
the costume so revealing?Copy !req
320. Look at me, proud dad of a superhero.Copy !req
321. We should print up T-shirts.Copy !req
322. And F-shirts for our friends
with two arms on the same side.Copy !req
323. No, listen. It's very important
that you never ever tell anyone.Copy !req
324. Under any circumstance.Copy !req
325. What if I've had a few?Copy !req
326. Dad? You drink?Copy !req
327. No, not even then.Copy !req
328. All right. My sucker is sealed.Copy !req
329. In fact, I shouldn't even
be wearing this around here.Copy !req
330. It was brisk.Copy !req
331. I dressed in layers.Copy !req
332. That's my girl.Copy !req
333. So, uh, anyway, my daughter's Clobberella.Copy !req
334. Leela is Clobberella?Copy !req
335. You're pulling me.Copy !req
336. Shh! Keep it under your sock.Copy !req
337. It's a big secret.Copy !req
338. That's why I'm only telling you two.Copy !req
339. Oh, my God.
That guy's daughter is Clobberella.Copy !req
340. But don't tell anyone.Copy !req
341. Gotcha!Copy !req
342. Greeting, superheroes.Copy !req
343. Remember me?Copy !req
344. I don't remember much, buddy,Copy !req
345. and you're no looker.Copy !req
346. Uh, Professor, isn't it time for your nap?Copy !req
347. Yes, damn it!Copy !req
348. Zookeeper, how did you know
our real identities?Copy !req
349. Let's just say a little bird told me.Copy !req
350. Leela told her parents.Copy !req
351. Leela's parents blabbed...Copy !req
352. Leela? Is the person
that parrot is mimickingCopy !req
353. telling the truth by proxy?Copy !req
354. Yes.Copy !req
355. My parents were so hurt,
I couldn't help it.Copy !req
356. But I distinctly told them
not to tell anyone.Copy !req
357. We are not amused.Copy !req
358. And here's something you may
or may not find interesting.Copy !req
359. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
360. Leela, please forgive us.Copy !req
361. Especially your father,
who's the one who told!Copy !req
362. Thank you very much, Morris.Copy !req
363. Are you all right? Has he hurt you?Copy !req
364. No, but my allergies are going nuts.Copy !req
365. Oh, God!Copy !req
366. Every couch and table
has animal fur all over it.Copy !req
367. He lets them climb on everything.Copy !req
368. All right, Zookeeper, what do you want?Copy !req
369. Why, the Quantum Gemerald, of course.Copy !req
370. You must steal it for me by midnightCopy !req
371. or your parents will be devoured
by piranhas that I have,Copy !req
372. shall we say,
persuaded to walk on dry land.Copy !req
373. Save us, Leela!Copy !req
374. I mean, if you don't have
anything better to do.Copy !req
375. We're out of options.Copy !req
376. We have to steal the Gemerald.Copy !req
377. But should superheroes commit a crime,
even to save lives?Copy !req
378. I need moral guidance.Copy !req
379. - Bender?
- Hmm...Copy !req
380. The thought of stealing anything
fills Super King with disgust.Copy !req
381. But if it must be so,
than let a museum heist be pulled!Copy !req
382. Oh, no. Our superpower cream
is out of itself.Copy !req
383. Check inside the cap.Copy !req
384. There might be a caked-in gold mine.Copy !req
385. El zilcho.Copy !req
386. I'm afraid we're boned.Copy !req
387. El Zilcho...Copy !req
388. Hey, is it too late
to change my superhero name?Copy !req
389. Just be cool.Copy !req
390. Nobody knows
we're superpowerly challenged.Copy !req
391. Man, this costume is so damn heavy.Copy !req
392. Hey, Captain Yesterday.Copy !req
393. Can I, like, whale on you with
this two-by-four and it doesn't hurt you?Copy !req
394. Ow!Copy !req
395. That didn't hurt.Copy !req
396. Hi, superheroes. Everything okay?Copy !req
397. Big "O", little "K," my friend.Copy !req
398. Just checking if everything's all right.Copy !req
399. It's okay, all right.Copy !req
400. Okay, then.Copy !req
401. Grab it!Copy !req
402. Yo, the superheroes have turned evil.
Most uncool.Copy !req
403. Get 'em!Copy !req
404. Stay back!Copy !req
405. Or we'll beat the tar out of you,
using superpowers!Copy !req
406. So, this is your lair?Copy !req
407. Of course not.Copy !req
408. You think I'd show you my lair?Copy !req
409. My lair's a million times nicer than this.Copy !req
410. Okay, take it easy.Copy !req
411. Well, here's your lousy Gemerald.Copy !req
412. Hawk, fetch.Copy !req
413. That seemed unnecessary.Copy !req
414. Our transaction is complete.Copy !req
415. Come, Solomon, to the lair.Copy !req
416. Mom, Dad.Copy !req
417. Oh, I'm so sorry I got you
kidnapped by a crazy madmanCopy !req
418. who tried to feed you to piranhas.Copy !req
419. We're just happy to be involved
in your life.Copy !req
420. No, no. It's my fault
for telling you I was a superhero.Copy !req
421. - That's true.
- I just couldn't standCopy !req
422. to have you think I was ashamed of you.Copy !req
423. That's sweet, honey.Copy !req
424. But it's natural for children
to be a little ashamed of their parents.Copy !req
425. - Oh, yeah.
- Just like it's naturalCopy !req
426. for parents to be a little disappointed
in their children.Copy !req
427. Not that we are.Copy !req
428. But you could call a little more often.Copy !req
429. Okay.Copy !req
430. And would it kill you
to use some mouthwash?Copy !req
431. Hey, Fry, we still got our costumes on.Copy !req
432. Want to steal some more stuff?Copy !req
433. I guess.Copy !req
434. As long as you think it's right.Copy !req
435. Superheroes away!Copy !req
436. Go, go, go, New Justice TeamCopy !req
437. Fighting justice is their questCopy !req
438. Super King, Clobberella and all the restCopy !req
439. Here's to you, New Justice TeamCopy !req
440. Do the things that make a teamCopy !req
441. Help each other do some thingsCopy !req
442. Winners don't use strawsCopy !req
443. The New Justice Team!Copy !req