1. Push, Mrs. Fry. You're almost there.
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2. You can do it, honey.
Squeeze one out for America.
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3. Hey, keep it down! It's the ninth inning!
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4. Here's the 0-2 pitch to Claypool.
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5. He's taking all the way
for a called strike three.
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6. Swing the bat, you bum!
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7. It's a boy. And look at that red hair!
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8. You saying my son is a commie?
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9. And Grody leans into the pitch.
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10. It hits him! The Mets win!
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11. This is the happiest day of my life!
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12. Here's your baby, ma'am.
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13. Yeah, okay, thanks.
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15. Eh, you pick. I picked dinner last night.
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16. Well, I was thinking of Philip,
after those screwdrivers.
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17. That's a fantastic idea.
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18. More morphine, please.
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19. Look, Yancy, it's
your baby brother Philip.
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20. I wanna be named Philip!
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21. Me Philip! Me Philip!
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22. Son, your name is Yancy,
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23. just like me and my grandfather,
and so on,
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24. all the way back to minuteman Yancy Fry,
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25. who blasted commies
in the American Revolution.
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26. Philip, until I find
a suitable model of an ICBM,
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27. you'll have to make do
learning to fear this toy spacecraft.
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28. Mine! Mine!
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29. Come on!
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30. Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
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31. To hell with your spoiled baby.
I need those shoes!
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32. And it's a dead heat!
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33. They're checking the electron microscope.
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34. And the winner is
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35. number three in a quantum finish!
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36. No fair!
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37. You changed the outcome by measuring it!
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38. How'd you do, Fry?
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39. I'll tell you when my horse finishes.
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40. Bad.
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41. In today's field,
we own four horses and two jockeys.
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42. We just put our best jockey
out to stud, Amy.
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43. He's perfect for you.
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44. Hey, baby, ever do it in a suitcase?
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45. Ooh, look! It's the centaur race!
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46. Ow! Oh!
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47. Come on, come on!
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48. Hey, Leela, how about a kiss
for good luck?
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49. I meant tongue luck.
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50. Ow! Ow!
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51. And the winner is
number four, Steven!
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52. I am so unlucky.
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53. I've run over black cats
that were luckier than me.
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54. Get your piping hot horse burgers,
horse fries, horse cakes and shakes.
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55. We got tongue
straight from the horse's mouth.
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56. Hmm...
- It all sounds good.
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57. All our horses are 100% horse-fed
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58. for that double-horse, juiced-in goodness.
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59. I'll have the cholesterol-free omelet
with Horse Beaters.
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60. And you, sir? How can I horse you?
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61. I'll have a horse Coke.
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62. Horse Pepsi okay?
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63. Nay.
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64. Hey, what are you doing?
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65. - This.
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66. Dear horse god,
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67. I know I don't usually pray to you.
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68. Sometimes I doubt you even exist.
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69. But if you're willing to grant me luck,
please stamp your hoof once.
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70. Come on, number six! Move it!
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71. Don't do that! What are you...
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72. Man, it's contagious.
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73. And the winner is Harry Trotter
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74. by the entire racetrack.
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75. Yahoo!
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76. That'll teach those other horses
to take drugs.
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77. That's it!
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78. You can only take my money
for so long before you take it all,
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79. and I say enough!
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80. I've got $1 left,
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81. and this one I'm holding on to.
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82. Oh, no, you don't.
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83. I may not know much about horses,
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84. but I know a lot
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85. If you think bad luck can defeat me,
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87. Phew!
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88. That is one unlucky guy.
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89. Kareem's got the skyhook,
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90. but Philip J. Fry's got the space-hook.
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91. Yancy drives.
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92. He goes up with his patented space-hook.
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93. Hey! That's my patented space-hook.
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94. You stole it.
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95. You're not the president of it.
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96. Holy camoly!
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97. A seven-leaf clover!
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98. I'm dying of old age!
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99. Game over! Phil wins!
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100. Yancy's fans are stunned!
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101. There'll be no celebration
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102. Lucky.
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103. Well, someone's in a good mode.
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104. Let's just say I lucked out at the track.
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105. Also, I rigged one race.
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106. I'd have won
a lot of money, too,
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107. if I still had my lucky seven-leaf clover.
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108. Plus, I'd still have my hair.
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109. I got your page, Mr. Fry.
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110. Your new hair is ready.
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111. So, whatever happened
to this seven-leaf clover?
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112. I hid it in a secret hiding place
whose location I never told anyone.
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113. Not even Scruffy.
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114. So the clover is still
in the hiding place, maybe?
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115. Hey, yeah, maybe it is still there,
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116. underground in the ruins of Old New York,
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117. helping some ant defeat another ant.
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118. Or helping some piece of dirt
turn its luck around.
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119. Dirt doesn't need luck.
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120. I'm going down there
to get my clover back.
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121. Some of the tunnels have metal bars,
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122. so I'll need someone
who's good at bending.
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123. - Leela, how about you?
- Sure, I'll do it.
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124. Like hell you will!
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125. Bending is my middle name.
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126. - It is?
- Yeah.
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127. My full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
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128. Here's the entrance.
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129. From this moment on,
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130. I declare my bad luck officially over.
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131. He was fun.
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132. Well, if we get bored
looking for the clover,
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133. I've got Tetris on this thing.
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134. Look, up ahead.
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135. Old New York.
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136. The city that inspired
a casino in Las Vegas.
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137. Wow, we've got Manhattan all to ourselves.
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138. I can finally do all the crazy stuff
I always dreamed of doing.
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139. Howard Stern is overrated!
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140. Oh... Oops!
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141. New York is so burned!
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142. Remember when Mayor Giuliani
cracked down on jaywalking?
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143. - No.
- Well, Rudy, how do you like this action?
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144. Ooh!
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145. As you know,
the big break-dance battle is Saturday.
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146. So if we want to win
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147. those Jam Master Jay
autographed parachute pants,
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148. our crew has to pop,
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149. lock and bust the freshest.
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150. Noticeably F.A.T., drop us a beat.
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151. - Name?
- Cosmic F.
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152. - Style?
- Outer space.
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153. Special moves?
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154. The moonwalk.
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155. The robot.
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156. The Zero G.
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157. - Name?
- Cosmic Y.
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158. Style?
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159. Uh... Deep space.
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160. "Deep space"?
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161. Special moves?
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162. - The space walk.
- Hey!
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163. - The robot.
- The robot? That's similar to mine!
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164. The Zero G.
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165. What are you doing?
You totally ripped off my routine.
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166. You calling me a biter?
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167. Why do you always have to steal
everything from me, Yancy?
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168. Find your own life and live it.
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169. Stop illin'. Word.
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170. Well, I'd like to see you
try to steal this!
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171. The septuple head spin.
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172. - He's just scratching.
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173. No one's ever done more than a quadruple.
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174. Oh, yeah?
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175. Noticeably F.A.T., rewind the tape.
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176. Crazy sucker.
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177. Phil, you're hype!
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178. That was ice-cold, bro.
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179. Fry, if I ever see you try
anything that crazy again,
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180. this crew might just have
some new parachute pants!
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181. Stop hogging the clover!
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182. Ow!
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183. All right, team.
Let's go find that clover.
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184. Which way to your house?
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185. The sign says we're at 71st Street.
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186. 71st Street?
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187. Hmm. Never heard of it.
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188. Downtown could be in any direction.
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189. No sweat.
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190. We'll just take a spin on the B train.
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191. - Ooh!
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192. That feels funny.
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193. This is
the Brooklyn-bound B train,
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194. making local stops
at wherever the hell I feel like.
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195. Watch for the closing doors.
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196. Wake up, buddy. End of the line.
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197. Gosh, my old neighborhood.
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198. Oh!
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199. That's the bench
where I found some shirts!
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200. That fire hydrant,
in the summer, we'd light on fire.
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201. On that corner,
some guy with a bushy beard
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202. handed out a socialist newsletter.
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203. Was it poorly xeroxed?
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204. You better believe it.
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205. The old comedians were right.
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206. This place is a lot different from LA.
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207. Pardon me. Did I overhear you say
you used to live here?
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208. - That's right.
- Did you know Andy Goldman?
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209. Yeah. He was my neighbor. Why?
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210. I mutated from him!
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211. Get outta here!
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212. What's Andy up to these days?
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213. The short answer is, I'm teaching.
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214. - He seemed nice.
- Sure, when he's sober.
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215. Holy camoly!
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216. The house I grew up in!
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217. It's still there!
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218. Man, Father Time
really took a bat to this place.
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219. That stupid clover
is a worthless piece of garbage!
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220. Give it, give it, give it!
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221. Mom! Help!
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222. Yes!
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223. Mom, Yancy's trying to steal my clover.
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224. Yancy, stealing is wrong.
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225. I'm gonna pile-drive you!
- Stop it!
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226. You're dead meat!
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227. What's happening up there?
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228. Did Kremlin Joe let fly with the nukes?
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229. Not yet, Commander.
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230. Yancy's just trying
to steal my stuff, as usual.
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231. Well, he'd better keep
his hands off these bananas.
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232. Gonna need them when the radiation
turns us all into monkeys.
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233. The Ronco Record Vault.
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234. Yancy will never get his hands on you
in here, or my money back.
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235. Ah! The Breakfast Club soundtrack.
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236. Man, I can't wait till I'm old enough
to feel ways about stuff.
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237. Stay safe, clover.
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238. I may need you again someday.
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239. This was the storage room.
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240. My dad spent years
turning it into a bomb shelter.
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241. And yet you guys never had
a single nuclear war.
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242. What a waste.
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243. This is it.
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244. My Ronco Record Vault.
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245. I still remember the combination.
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246. Three.
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247. It's stuck.
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248. The Achilles' heel of the Ronco design
is its structural resonance frequency.
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249. - Allow me.
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250. There we go.
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251. Here it is.
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252. The Breakfast Club soundtrack.
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253. You mean breakfast club sandwich.
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254. I hid my seven-leaf clover
in this very record jacket,
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255. so my brother Yancy wouldn't get it.
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256. Here goes.
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257. It's gone!
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258. The whole place has been cleaned out!
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259. Yancy stole my clover. That thief!
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260. How do you know it didn't disintegrate?
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261. Everything else in here held up okay.
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262. Except Sports by Huey Lewis.
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263. I don't know why my brother
hated me so much.
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264. Oh... Brothers always fight.
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265. I'm sure deep down he loved you.
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266. He just never got a chance to say it
before you got frozen.
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267. You think?
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269. Who is that godlike figure?
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270. It's my brother, Yancy!
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271. And there, in his lapel,
my seven-leaf clover!
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272. I knew he stole it!
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273. Hold the phone.
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274. If that's Yancy, why does
the inscription say "Philip J. Fry"?
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275. Wait a second. That's my name.
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277. He ditched his goofy name and stole mine!
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278. Apparently, this brave Adonis,
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280. was the "first person on Mars."
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282. I should have been
the first person on Mars!
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283. He stole my clover,
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284. he stole my name, and he stole my life.
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285. And now he broke my hand.
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286. His legend lives on.
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287. So you opened the record vault,
and the clover was gone?
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288. Yep. Nothing in there
but all the best music of the 1980s
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289. in one amazing collection.
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290. Survivor, Pat Benatar, the Scorpions.
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291. The list goes on.
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292. That clover helped my rat fink brother
steal my dream of going into space.
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293. Now I'll never get there.
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294. You went there this morning for doughnuts.
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295. "First person on Mars."
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296. Oh! So your brother
was that Philip J. Fry.
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297. I'm Philip J. Fry!
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298. He stole my name after I got frozen.
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299. Shut up, friends.
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300. My Internet browser
heard us saying the word "Fry,"
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301. and it found a movie
about Philip J. Fry for us.
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302. It also opened my calendar to Friday
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303. and ordered me some French fries.
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304. Philip J. Fry,
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305. astronaut, philanthropist, entrepreneur,
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306. was a great man truly worthy of narration.
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307. Fry was the first man on Mars,
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308. a feat that has never since been equaled.
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309. That should've been me!
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310. The ever-lucky Fry
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311. made his fortune after striking oil
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312. in the bathroom of the mansion
he had won in a lottery.
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313. That's my clover! Yancy stole it.
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314. After a whirlwind fling
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315. Fry scored a string of top-10 hits
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317. known for their hypnotic rhythms,
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318. driving bass lines and memorable hooks.
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319. That's what I'm known for!
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320. Phil came in, right?
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321. He strummed out this tune, yeah?
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322. And I said, "That's a number-one record."
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323. Today,
Fry spends most of his time
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at Orbiting Meadows National Cemetery,
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325. buried with the trademark
seven-leaf clover
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327. perhaps, some Egyptians believe.
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328. So that's where my clover is.
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329. Hey, is that orbiting cemetery near here?
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330. It will be in a couple hours.
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331. Good. Leela, Bender,
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332. we're going grave robbing.
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333. I'll get my kit!
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334. Thanks for lending me your tux, Dad.
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335. It'll be perfect for my wedding.
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336. Yancy, that tux got me
through 'Nam in style.
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337. I just wish your brother
was still around to see this.
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338. I'll never forget the day
Philip disappeared.
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339. Wisconsin won the Rose Bowl, 17-9.
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340. Oh, I miss him.
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341. Ooh, that reminds me. I was thinking
I'd rummage through Phil's records
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342. - for something to play at the wedding.
- Have a look downstairs.
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343. Your brother may be missing,
but his crap sure isn't.
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344. Huh. Breakfast Club.
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345. This'll clear out the room
at the end of the reception.
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346. They buried your brother
in the "World Heroes" section?
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347. I'm impressed.
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348. I should be the one in that grave!
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349. Hmm. We lost Bender.
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350. There.
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351. Now no one will be able to say
I don't own John Larroquette's spine.
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352. Aha! My brother's grave.
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353. Oh, it's all lies, every word of it.
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354. He wasn't original. He wasn't a Martian.
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355. He wasn't Philip Fry.
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356. And since when is he a "The"?
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357. You're twice the "The" he ever was.
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358. It's clovering time.
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359. So, had any ideas for names, Yancy?
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361. Daddy has a present for you today.
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362. Do you know what it is?
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363. It's a lucky clover that can help you
be successful, whatever you do.
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364. Even break dancing.
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365. And it once belonged
to someone very special.
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366. I know what name
you want to give him, Yancy.
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367. - It's okay.
- Really?
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368. Son,
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369. I'm naming you Philip J. Fry,
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370. in honor of my little brother,
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372. I love you, Philip,
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374. Pay dirt! I got the clover,
plus his wedding ring.
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375. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken.
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376. Hey, Fry, you want me
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377. Uh, Bender,
I think Fry needs a moment alone.
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379. I'm only one skull short
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380. Don't you
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382. Don't, don't, don't, don't
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383. Don't you
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384. Forget about me
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385. Will you recognize me
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