Futurama 2x5

Directed by Mark Ervin

Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after the inconsiderate robot flushes Nibbler down the toilet. With his newfound emotions, a concerned Bender ventures into the mutant-infested sewers to rescue Leela's beloved pet.

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1. MMM... MMM!

2. 1,000 YEARS OF PROGRESS.

3. THAT'S ALSO SELF-MICROWAVING.

4. AW, GEEZ, LET'S JUST PRAY

5. ANOTHER BEER.

6. AH, WHAT IS THIS? THE MIDDLE AGES?

7. LOOK AT YOU GUYS... NO OFFENSE, FRY

8. BUT YOU'VE BECOME A FAT SACK OF CRAP.

9. SACK!

10. AND, BENDER, YOUR BEER BELLY'S SO BIG

11. WON'T EVEN CLOSE

12. AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

13. COME ON, WE'RE TAKING YOU PIGS TO THE GYM.

14. THE GYMNASIUM? EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

15. FOR SOME REASON, I'M FRISKY AS A SQUID ON TUESDAY.

16. HEY, WHO'S UP FOR A NICE HOT STEAM?

17. DON'T LIKE STEAM.

18. I'M GOING TO GO WORK OUT WITH THE NAUTILUS.

19. WHAT UP, DR. Z?

20. YO, YO, YO, WHASSUP? WHASSUP?

21. GIVE UP THE ROCK!

22. COED STEAM ROOMS...

23. I LOVE THE FUTURE!

24. UH, FRY, YOU'RE IN THE WOMEN'S STEAM ROOM.

25. AH... FUTURISTIC.

26. PSST. LOOK WHAT

27. ENGINEERING.

28. 20th-CENTURY WOMEN.

29. HEY, HANDSOME...

30. IS THERE ROOM IN THERE FOR TWO?

31. YOU WISH.

32. HEY, LEELA, LOOK WHO'S THE SUPERSTUD.

33. HMM, SOMEBODY MUST HAVE TURNED DOWN THE GRAVITY.

34. I'LL FIX IT FOR YOU.

35. GIVE ME THAT.

36. MORE WEIGHT.

37. DR. ZOIDBERG, WHAT'S THAT JAZZ ON YOUR HEAD?

38. ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS, MORE WEIGHT!

39. MORE!

40. MORE!

41. WITH LESS WEIGHT.

42. HEY, LOOKS LIKE ZOIDBERG'S FINALLY COMING OUT OF HIS SHELL.

43. GET IT?

44. HE'S COMING OUT OF...

45. NICE AND GENTLE.

46. WE DON'T WANT ANY UNNECESSARY STRESS.

47. IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE GYM?

48. I'M A DOCTOR!

49. I WONDER WHY DR. ZOIDBERG IS ACTING THIS WAY?

50. OUT OF ALL OF US, HE ALWAYS SEEMED THE MOST NORMAL.

51. I AM NORMAL.

52. AMY, TAKE OFF THESE RUBBER BANDS

53. AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW NORMAL I AM.

54. FOOL ME SEVEN TIMES, SHAME ON YOU.

55. TIMES, SHAME ON ME.

56. A PARASITE.

57. A PARASITE!

58. IT'S ALWAYS SO SAD

59. A BIG CLAMBAKE AND COOK HIM!

60. YEE-HA!

61. NOW, NOW, THIS WON'T DO.

62. ZOIDIE A SEDATIVE.

63. AH... MUCH BETTER.

64. THESE RUBBER BANDS NOW.

65. I'LL DO IT.

66. STOP! NO!

67. MORON!

68. HMM, OH-HO! A-HA!

69. THERE'S THE PROBLEM.

70. ME STRAIGHT, PROFESSOR.

71. IS IT FIN ROT?

72. IT'S FIN ROT, ISN'T IT?

73. TELL ME IT'S NOT FIN ROT!

74. RELAX MY CHITINY CHUM.

75. THERE'S NO PROBLEM.

76. YOU'RE JUST HEAVY WITH MALE JELLY.

77. BLECCH!

78. FOR ZOIDBERG'S PEOPLE.

79. IN HIS RUMP.

80. YECH!

81. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO...

82. I'LL GET THE WATER BOILING.

83. WE, BY WHICH I MEAN YOU

84. IN AN ORGY OF INVERTEBRATE SEX.

85. OH, BABY, I'M THERE!

86. FRY, DO YOU EVEN

87. THE WORD INVERTEBRATE?

88. NOPE, BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORD I'M INTERESTED IN.

89. NO NEED TO PACK PANTS, PEOPLE!

90. LET'S ROLL!

91. DR. ZOIDBERG SAID

92. WHILE HE'S GONE.

93. MORON!

94. WELCOME HOME, OLD FRIEND.

95. JUST 19 HOURS UNTIL THE MATING FRENZY.

96. EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

97. SEE YOU THERE, DOCTOR...

98. YOU SAY ZOIDBERG?

99. YOU DIDN'T HAVE

100. TO HIS SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.

101. YOU'RE LOOKING LESS NUTS, CRABBY.

102. I'M FEELING LESS NUTS, THANK YOU

103. BECAUSE TOMORROW, I WILL

104. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

105. WHO'S THE LUCKY LOBSTERINA?

106. I DON'T KNOW YET

107. WITH AN EROTIC DISPLAY.

108. IT'S AMAZING THAT YOUR PEOPLE CAN FALL IN LOVE SO FAST.

109. LOVE? THAT WORD IS UNKNOWN HERE.

110. I'M SIMPLY LOOKING

111. MY GENETIC MATERIAL.

112. YOU AND ME BOTH, BROTHER.

113. AH, MY OLD SCUTTLING GROUNDS.

114. LET'S PULL OVER.

115. HERE AS A LARVA.

116. BIGGER BACK THEN.

117. WHO'S THE TOUGH GUY NOW, VINNIE?

118. LOOK, OUTDOOR THEATER.

119. LET'S GET TICKETS. OH, LET'S DO.

120. NO, IT'S THE CEREMONY

121. OVER MATTERS OF HONOR.

122. COUNT IN SCRABBLE.

123. THEY DON'T.

124. I DIDN'T COME HERE

125. INVOLVING TWO GUYS.

126. YOUR EROTIC DISPLAY?

127. SAME PLACE AS YOUR SPECIES...

128. THE BEACH.

129. HOW DO I LOOK?

130. LIKE WHALE BARF.

131. IS COMPLETE.

132. HEY, I WONDER IF

133. EROTIC DISPLAY, TOO.

134. PERFECT. THIS OUGHT TO MAKE ME STAND OUT.

135. THEY LOOK.

136. PLEASE, HE'S NO DIFFERENT

137. MAKE BABIES.

138. I FIND IT OFFENSIVE.

139. AWAY FROM MY EGGS.

140. SO NOT INTERESTED.

141. HMM! I'VE HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE.

142. OH, WHAT'S THE POINT?

143. THE ONLY ONE STILL ALONE?

144. 'CAUSE HE'S A LOSER, THAT'S WHY.

145. HE'S THE LOBSTER EQUIVALENT OF FRY.

146. HEY, I CAN GET ANY GIRL I WANT, ANYTIME I WANT.

147. I'M JUST TOO BUSY.

148. EDNA.

149. EDNA, IT'S ME, ZOIDBERG.

150. REMEMBER? FROM HIGH SCHOOL?

151. WITH BARNACLES?

152. ZOIDBERG?

153. WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BACK IN TOWN.

154. AND BECAME A RICH DOCTOR.

155. I'VE PERFORMED A FEW MERCY KILLINGS.

156. SO, AS LONG AS I'M IN TOWN

157. IF MAYBE...

158. OH, GEE... YEAH, I'M...

159. AND... LOOK, ZOIDBERG

160. AND I... OWE IT TO OUR RACE

161. WHO'S STUFFED WITH MALE JELLY.

162. MAYBE A ROCK STAR.

163. OR MAYBE A DOCTOR.

164. I'M SORRY, ZOIDBERG

165. YOU'RE JUST MALE SPECIMEN.

166. NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN.

167. TO MATE WITH ME.

168. NOT WITH A PUNY CLAW LIKE THIS.

169. DID YOU SEE THOSE OTHER GUYS?

170. WITH BODIES ATTACHED.

171. AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T SMELL AS BAD AS THEM.

172. YOU'RE RIGHT!

173. MY STINK GLAND IS WEAK. SMELL.

174. LISTEN, DOC, IF

175. YOU'VE GOT TO FAKE LIKE YOU'RE IN LOVE.

176. THE EYE, START

177. "I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY."

178. OH... IF A GUY EVER DID THAT TO ME, I'D KNOW IT.

179. WAIT A SECOND.

180. THEY'VE ALL BEEN DOING THAT TO ME.

181. EVEN SEAN.

182. HMM... THIS "LOVE" INTRIGUES ME.

183. TEACH ME TO FAKE IT.

184. OKAY, YOU'RE ON A DATE.

185. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO?

186. ASK HER TO MATE WITH ME.

187. NO. TELL HER SHE'S SPECIAL.

188. BUT SHE'S NOT.

189. SHE'S MERELY THE FEMALE WITH THE LARGEST CLUTCH OF EGGS.

190. WELL, TELL HER THAT, AND THEN...

191. THEN MATING.

192. NO, MAKE UP SOME FEELINGS

193. AND TELL HER YOU HAVE THEM.

194. YES?

195. A FEELING?

196. OH, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.

197. IT'S ALL SO COMPLICATED

198. AND THE LIES UPON LIES...

199. OKAY, OKAY, DON'T WORRY.

200. WILL TAKE YOU UNDER HIS WING.

201. WHAT, NOW THERE'S A BIRD INVOLVED?

202. OKAY, GO AHEAD.

203. WHAT THE..? DR. ZOIDBERG?

204. YOUR MATING DISPLAY FAILED.

205. TO TALK TO ME?

206. I HAVE NO IDEA.

207. YOU JUST WANT TO TALK.

208. WITH MATING.

209. I JUST WANT TO TALK.

210. WITH MATING.

211. FRY, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

212. DR. ZOIDBERG, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE... BUT OKAY.

213. START WITH A COMPLIMENT.

214. TELL HER SHE LOOKS THIN.

215. YOU SEEM MALNOURISHED.

216. FROM INTERNAL PARASITES?

217. WHY, YES. THANKS FOR NOTICING.

218. NOW ASK HER HOW HER DAY WAS.

219. WHY WOULD I WANT TO KNOW?

220. YOU WOULDN'T. ASK ANYWAY.

221. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

222. WELL, FIRST, I GOT UP

223. TO BUY SOME FISH, THEN I...

224. FRY, LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

225. SHE WON'T SHUT UP.

226. THAT'S NORMAL.

227. JUST NOD YOUR HEAD AND SAY, "UH-HUH."

228. UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

229. AN OCTOPUS AT MY WINDOW.

230. YOU KNOW, ZOIDBERG, IT'S CRAZY,

231. AS A MALE SEEM...

232. LESS OBVIOUS.

233. LESS DETRIMENTAL.

234. YOU EVEN STINK MORE.

235. DO I ASK HER TO MATE NOW?

236. THIRD DATE.

237. I'VE BEEN KNOWN BY THE NAME OF HONEST BENDER.

238. I'D LIKE TO TO... COAT CHECK #84.

239. TURN IT OVER.

240. OH. EDNA,

241. OF ALL THE SLIMY,

242. THE HOTTEST.

243. OY.

244. THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

245. YES, WELL, EXCUSE ME.

246. I'VE GOT TO POWDER MY MOUTH FLAPS.

247. UH, ME, TOO.

248. I'M CONFUSED, FRY.

249. I'M FEELING A STRANGE NEW EMOTION.

250. FOR REASONS BEYOND MATING?

251. NOPE. MUST BE SOME WEIRD ALIEN EMOTION.

252. BUT HE'S A NICE GUY, REALLY.

253. IT'S JUST THAT FRY'S BEEN

254. AND FRY'S A... DO YOU HAVE IDIOTS ON YOUR PLANET?

255. FRY?

256. YOU MEAN,

257. OF THAT HIDEOUS ALIEN?

258. YEAH. WHAT?

259. LOOK, NEVER MIND THE WORDS.

260. ZOIDBERG'S A DOCTOR.

261. A DOCTOR, HONEY.

262. HMM...

263. COME IN.

264. HELLO, FRY.

265. IN SOME SURF AND TURF?

266. NO, THANKS.

267. THAT ZOIDBERG'S REALLY GREAT.

268. HE'S GOT MALE JELLY COMING OUT THE WAZOO.

269. WELL, THAT IS WHERE IT COMES OUT

270. BUT JELLY ISN'T EVERYTHING.

271. I KNOW ZOIDBERG'S REALLY YOURS.

272. FROM BEYOND THE STARS.

273. UH, I'M FLATTERED, REALLY.

274. WITH A BIG, FREAKY MUD BUG

275. YOU'D BE WAY UP THE LIST.

276. HUSH, YOU ROMANTIC FOOL.

277. AND KISS ME.

278. EDNA?

279. I COULDN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER. I...

280. FRY!

281. DR. ZOIDBERG, IT'S NOT HOW IT LOOKS.

282. HER CAVIAR IS ON YOUR NECK!

283. BUT... OH, IT'S TRUE, ZOIDBERG.

284. WE CAN'T HIDE IT ANY LONGER.

285. AND WE'RE GOING TO MATE TOMORROW.

286. WHAT?

287. FRY, I CHALLENGE YOU TO CLAW PLOCK.

288. ENGLISH, PLEASE?

289. A FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

290. AND IF YOU SURVIVE, WE'LL MAKE SWEET LOVE.

291. THE LAW IS CLEAR.

292. OF THE BEAUTIFUL EDNA!

293. BUT I DON'T WANT HER!

294. ONCE INVOKED, THE SACRED

295. CANNOT BE TAKEN BACK.

296. IT IS A RECENT TRADITION, ONLY 18 YEARS OLD

297. NONETHELESS!

298. GET READY, FRY.

299. I'M GOING TO RIP

300. AND SHOW IT TO YOU.

301. DR. ZOIDBERG, THIS IS MADNESS!

302. YOU'RE BEING IRRATIONAL!

303. I'M BEING IRRATIONAL!

304. I'M IN LOVE!

305. AW...

306. LEELA!

307. RIGHT, RIGHT.

308. YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS MADNESS!

309. LISTEN, LADY,

310. I'M A HIGHLY DESIRABLE MALE,

311. OUR CRAZY TRADITIONS.

312. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS MUST DIE!

313. FATE IS CRUEL AND UNYIELDING, AND WHAT MUST BE, MUST BE.

314. TAKING ALL BETS!

315. I'M GIVING NINE TO TWO

316. THE CRAB WITH THE JAB, THE GREAT RED HOPE.

317. COME ON, BABY!

318. FRY, IT'S BEEN YEARS

319. FATAL OR NON-FATAL?

320. FATAL.

321. IN ROUND ONE!

322. EDNA, HAVE YOU ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE BEGINS THE CLAW PLOCK?

323. I DO.

324. AND I HAD A PIECE OF TOAST.

325. THEN I BRUSHED MY TEETH...

326. SHUT UP!

327. I LOVE YOU, FRY!

328. NO!

329. FRY, HAVING GUESSED WHAT ANIMAL

330. FIRST CHOICE OF WEAPON.

331. UH-HUH... AH!

332. AND YOU, DOCTOR?

333. I CHOOSE MY OWN CLAWS.

334. RIGHT HERE, IN THE GONADS.

335. SHH! NOBODY CORRECT HIM!

336. FRY, I'VE NEVER ASKED YOU

337. BUT IF IT'S NOT

338. JUST LET HIM WIN.

339. BUT IT'S A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

340. OH, SO SUDDENLY THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOU!

341. FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

342. UH-OH.

343. LET CLAW PLO BEGIN!

344. OW!

345. OW!

346. COME ON, FRY!

347. DIE WITH DIGNITY!

348. A-HA!

349. OOPS.

350. NO! I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK!

351. CRACK HIM OPEN!

352. KILL HIM!

353. PSST! FRY, TAKE A DIVE!

354. CLAW PLOCK, CLAW PLOCK, CLAW PLOCK!

355. MY FELLOW FISH MONSTERS,

356. EACH OTHER'S BRAINS OUT

357. REALLY GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING?

358. DR. ZOIDBERG IS MY FRIEND

359. I SAY WE'LL ALWAYS REMAIN FRIENDS.

360. AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?

361. ONE REASON.

362. YOU BASTARD!

363. I'LL KILL YOU!

364. YOU BASTARD!

365. WAIT, STOP!

366. EVERYONE IS GONE!

367. EDNA?

368. HONEY?

369. EDNA!

370. EW!

371. MY GOD!

372. THE FRENZY!

373. OH, THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE IN LIFE, AND I MISSED IT.

374. OH, I'M SORRY, DOC.

375. OW! OW!

376. AH...

377. THE FRENZY IS OVER.

378. OF MY MALE JELLY NOW?

379. I'LL LEND YOU THIS.

380. FRY!

381. HEY, HEY!

382. SHOO, GET AWAY!

383. HEY! WHAT'S WITH THE FLYING JERKS?

384. AFTER THE FRENZY.

385. PASSES ON ITS GENES, IT DIES.

386. AND A GRUESOME DEATH?

387. YES.

388. TOUGH CALL.

389. WELL, IT WAS NICE OF YOU

390. TO LET ME REATTACH YOUR ARM, FRY.

391. A COMPLETE EEL OUT OF MYSELF.

392. NO BIGGIE.

393. YES, BIGGIE.

394. I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE—

395. LOVE, JEALOUSY, PASSION FOR DISEMBOWELING.

396. I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.

397. THERE. I PRONOUNCE THE OPERATION A SUCCESS.

398. HOORAY! YEAH!

399. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MEDICINE?

400. FORGET ABOUT IT.

401. I DON'T MEAN TO NITPICK,

402. MORE WHACK AT THIS?

403. FOR YOU, MY FRIEND? ANYTHING.

404. MY LEGS!

405. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

406. THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.