Futurama 2x4

Pamela Anderson as Pamela Anderson's head (voice)

When Fry wins a free tour of the Slurm soda factory, he and his friends split off from the tour group and make a horrifying discovery concerning the "secret ingredient" that makes Slurm so addictive.

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1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONAN O'BRIEN'S HEAD.

2. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

3. LET'S GET STARTED.

4. MAX, PLAY ME OVER.

5. AH!

6. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FORGOT TO FEED MAX.

7. SO, PEOPLE ARE GETTING PRETTY WORRIED

8. ABOUT THIS Y2K PROBLEM, HUH?

9. NO, THEY FIXED THAT 900 YEARS AGO.

10. JUST BEAR WITH ME, SIR.

11. ANYWAY, I'M WALKING TO WORK THIS MORNING...

12. I DOUBT IT.

13. LISTEN, PAL

14. I MAY HAVE LOST MY FREAKISHLY LONG LEGS

15. IN THE WAR OF 2012

16. BUT I'VE STILL GOT SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER HAVE—

17. A SOUL.

18. EH.

19. AND FRECKLES.

20. WELL, I'M OUT OF MATERIAL.

21. YOU CAN CATCH ME NEXT WEEK AT THE ANDROMEDA CHUCKLE HUT.

22. ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST.

23. AH, LET'S FACE IT.

24. COMEDY'S A DEAD ART FORM.

25. NOW, TRAGEDY...

26. THAT'S FUNNY.

27. COME ON, EVERYONE, PERHAPS SOME SKIING

28. WILL HELP US FORGET THE MOLDY OLD ANTICS

29. OF CONAN O'BRIEN.

30. GREAT IDEA.

31. WE CAN ONLY HOPE.

32. THIS SNOW IS BEAUTIFUL.

33. I'M GLAD GLOBAL WARMING NEVER HAPPENED.

34. ACTUALLY, IT DID, BUT THANK GOD

35. NUCLEAR WINTER CANCELED IT OUT.

36. HI.

37. ENOUGH OF YOUR MINDLESS CHITCHAT.

38. LET'S GET GOING.

39. JAH DAMN IT, WE'RE STUCK.

40. AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT COLD-BLOODED.

41. SWEET LION OF ZION.

42. LOOK AT THE PROFESSOR GO.

43. LOOK OUT!

44. WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THOSE TREES.

45. YEAH, YEAH, RELAX.

46. TREES DOWN.

47. Trees down.

48. COOL.

49. WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU WANT THE TREES UP?

50. Trees up.

51. TREES DOWN.

52. Trees down.

53. LOOKING GOOD, BEEFBALL.

54. EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU'RE OFF THE TRAIL.

55. LICK MY FROZEN METAL ASS.

56. UH-OH.

57. YOU, A BOBSLEDDER?

58. THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE.

59. LISTEN, YOU FILTHY CRAB.

60. A THOUSAND YEARS AGO

61. THERE WAS A LEGENDARY TEAM OF JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDERS.

62. YEP, I REMEMBER.

63. THEY CAME IN LAST AT THE OLYMPICS

64. THEN RETIRED TO PROMOTE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.

65. A TRUE INSPIRATION FOR THE CHILDREN.

66. UM, A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE.

67. WHOA!

68. OH, WHAT THE HELL.

69. YOU POOR MAN.

70. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

71. WELL, THERE I WAS ON THE TRIPLE DIAMOND SLOPE

72. WHEN SUDDENLY...

73. OH, EXCUSE ME.

74. HELLO, THERE.

75. AH, NOTHING LIKE A WARM FIRE

76. AND A SUPER SOAKER OF FINE COGNAC.

77. YEAH, IT REALLY PUTS YOU IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

78. WHAT-MAS? CHRISTMAS.

79. YOU KNOW, X-M-A-S.

80. OH, YOU MEAN XMAS.

81. YOU MUST BE USING AN ARCHAIC PRONUNCIATION.

82. LIKE WHEN YOU SAY "ASK" INSTEAD OF "AXE."

83. XMAS, HUH?

84. YOU KNOW, THIS WILL BE MY FIRST XMAS AWAY FROM HOME.

85. HEY, HEY.

86. LET ME AXE YOU SOMETHING.

87. WOULD IT CHEER YOU UP

88. IF WE WENT AND CUT DOWN AN XMAS TREE?

89. YEAH, AN OLD-FASHIONED XMAS TREE.

90. HEY, THESE AREN'T XMAS TREES.

91. HO-HO, HUH?

92. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF PINE TREE.

93. PINE TREES HAVE BEEN EXTINCT FOR 800 YEARS, FRY.

94. GONE THE WAY OF THE POODLE

95. AND YOUR PRIMITIVE NOTIONS OF MODESTY.

96. AH, BRISK.

97. THIS ISN'T THE WAY CHRISTMAS IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

98. THERE, THERE.

99. EVERYTHING'S CHANGED.

100. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

101. OW!

102. EVERY CHRISTMAS, MY MOM WOULD GET

103. A FRESH GOOSE FOR GOOSEBURGERS

104. AND MY DAD WOULD WHIP UP

105. HIS SPECIAL EGGNOG OUT OF BOURBON AND ICE CUBES.

106. THIS DUMB HOLIDAY JUST MAKES ME

107. THINK OF ALL THE THINGS I LEFT BEHIND.

108. LET'S JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT XMAS.

109. HAPPY XMAS, XMAS PEOPLE!

110. XMAS CARDS HAVE ARRIVED.

111. XMAS!

112. AMY, THERE YOU GO.

113. FRY, PROFESSOR, ZOIDBERG...

114. A MIGHTY HAUL FOR BENDER.

115. YES! I GOT THE MOST!

116. I WIN XMAS!

117. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST

118. THE SWEET FLOWER OF THE OFFICE...

119. ME, HERMES CONRAD.

120. AH... A PICTURE OF MY MOMMY.

121. HUH? WHAT'S THIS?

122. A CARD FROM MY COUSIN ZOIDFARB.

123. INSTEAD OF CLAUS, HE WRITES "CLAWS."

124. NOW, THAT'S HUMOROUS.

125. TODAY'S COMEDIANS COULD LEARN FROM THIS CARD.

126. WHAT'S THE POINT OF XMAS

127. WHEN EVERYONE YOU KNOW DIED A THOUSAND YEARS AGO?

128. I'M THE LONELIEST PERSON ON EARTH.

129. HEY, LEELA

130. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SYMPATHY HERE, HUH?

131. YOIKS. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

132. FLUH. SHE'S AN ORPHAN.

133. YES, AND THE ONLY ONE OF HER SPECIES

134. IN ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

135. WHAT A LONELY LIFE.

136. MY GOD. POOR LEELA.

137. HEY, BUDDY.

138. HEARD YOU NEEDED CHEERING UP.

139. WELL, OLD BENDER WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH.

140. AW, MAN, I GOT TO WORK ON MY ACT.

141. I FEEL LIKE A RAT.

142. HERE I AM WHINING LIKE A PIG

143. WHILE ALL ALONG, LEELA WAS AS LONELY AS A FROG.

144. I COULD KICK MYSELF.

145. I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

146. OW!

147. THANKS.

148. YOU SHOULD BE

149. ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, FRY.

150. YOU'D HAVE TO BE BLIND NOT TO NOTICE

151. THAT LEELA'S A CYCLOPS.

152. FRY'S OVER THERE, MON.

153. OH?

154. XMAS EVE—

155. ANOTHER POINTLESS DAY WHERE I ACCOMPLISH NOTHING.

156. The holiday season is a time of celebration for most

157. but it is also a time to remember

158. the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.

159. Earthlings do not yet know the meaning of suffering.

160. Earlier today, I visited a shelter

161. for down-and-out robots—

162. Homeless robots, too poor to afford

163. even the basic alcohol they need to fuel their circuits.

164. Is there anything sadder?

165. Only drowning puppies

166. and there would have to be a lot of them.

167. WHERE YOU GOING, BENDER?

168. TO VOLUNTEER AT A LIQUOR KITCHEN FOR HOMELESS ROBOTS.

169. YEAH, RIGHT.

170. AS IF YOU EVER DID ANYTHING CHARITABLE.

171. I'M VERY GENEROUS.

172. WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME I GAVE BLOOD?

173. WHOSE BLOOD?

174. SOME GUY'S.

175. I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO SHOW LEELA HOW SORRY I AM.

176. SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

177. SIMPLY GET DOWN ON YOUR CLAWS

178. AND DO THE APOLOGY DANCE.

179. SO IT'S LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT... WAIT!

180. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

181. I'LL GO OUT AND GET HER THE PERFECT XMAS PRESENT—

182. SOMETHING SO GREAT, SHE'LL NEVER WANT TO BE UNHAPPY AGAIN.

183. JUST BE BACK BY SUNDOWN, MON.

184. WE'LL SEE. I LIKE TO HAGGLE.

185. YOU CAN'T STAY OUT ON XMAS EVE.

186. YOU'LL BE KILLED.

187. SAY WHAT?

188. GOOD LORD!

189. HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.

190. I KNOW ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.

191. BACK IN 2801, THE FRIENDLY ROBOT COMPANY

192. BUILT A ROBOTIC SANTA TO DETERMINE

193. WHO'D BEEN NAUGHTY AND WHO'D BEEN NICE

194. AND DISTRIBUTE PRESENTS ACCORDINGLY

195. BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

196. WOW, 2801.

197. ANYWAY...

198. WAIT, YOU FOOL!

199. DUE TO A PROGRAMMING ERROR

200. SANTA'S STANDARDS WERE SET TOO HIGH

201. AND HE INVARIABLY JUDGES EVERYONE TO BE NAUGHTY.

202. IF HE CATCHES YOU AFTER DARK

203. HE'LL CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD

204. AND STUFF YOUR NECK FULL OF TOYS

205. FROM HIS SACK OF HORRORS.

206. NICE MEETING YOU.

207. WELCOME, BROTHER.

208. MAY THE BLESSINGS OF THE SEASON BE UPON YOU.

209. YEAH, YEAH, AMEN.

210. LISTEN, I'M ONE OF THOSE LAZY, HOMELESS BUMS

211. I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT.

212. COULD YOU POINT ME TO THE FREE BOOZE?

213. OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.

214. THERE'S THIS GIRL WHO I REALLY LIKE

215. BUT SHE THINKS I'M A JERK.

216. CAN YOU HELP ME?

217. YEAH, THERE'S A SUICIDE BOOTH IN THE FOOD COURT—

218. THOUGH THERE'S A LINE THIS TIME OF YEAR.

219. NO, I NEED TO GET HER A GIFT

220. AND I NEED IT BEFORE SUNDOWN.

221. WELL, YOU CAN'T

222. GO WRONG WITH SOMETHING TRADITIONAL—

223. A SURFACE-TO-SANTA ROCKET LAUNCHER.

224. IT COMES WITH THREE JOLLY-SEEKING MISSILES.

225. THAT'S FUNNY.

226. CAREFUL, SIR.

227. OH, YEAH.

228. YOU FILTHY HOBOS SURE KNOW HOW TO LIVE.

229. HEY, CHIEF

230. SOMEONE'S STEALING YOUR HANDKERCHIEF FULL OF CRAP.

231. HMM?

232. AH.

233. EXCUSE ME, SIR.

234. MIGHT I HAVE A SIP OF BOOZE?

235. I'M SORRY, TINNY TIM.

236. SEEMS WE RAN OUT EARLY TONIGHT.

237. I UNDERSTAND.

238. MY GOD, THAT POOR KID.

239. YOU'RE THE LAST STORE OPEN.

240. I NEED SOMETHING FOR MY FRIEND LEELA.

241. JUST GIVE ME YOUR BEST ANIMAL.

242. BEST? WELL, THAT'S A MATTER OF OPINION.

243. I PERSONALLY LIKE THE ELECTRIC SNAIL.

244. THAT'S A STUPID ANIMAL.

245. YOU'RE STUPID.

246. I SAID I WANT THE BEST ONE.

247. NOW WHICH COSTS MORE— THE PARROT OR THE STINK LIZARD?

248. THE LIZARDS ARE A BUCK EACH.

249. THE PARROT IS $500.

250. THAT'S A HELL OF A GOOD PARROT.

251. ALTHOUGH, I COULD GET 500 LIZARDS FOR THE SAME PRICE.

252. GIRLS LIKE SWARMS OF LIZARDS, RIGHT?

253. SIR, THE STORE IS CLOSING IN TWO MINUTES.

254. OKAY, OKAY. I'LL TAKE THE 500 LIZARDS.

255. NO, WAIT.

256. YES.

257. NO. YES.

258. YES. YES.

259. THE PARROT.

260. WELL, I SPENT EVERY PENNY I HAD

261. BUT I BET LEELA'S GOING TO LOVE YOU.

262. HEY, YOU'RE QUITE THE TALKER, AREN'T YOU?

263. SHUT THE HELL UP!

264. OW!

265. STUPID BIRD, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

266. HEY, IT'S LEELA.

267. SORRY I STORMED OUT BEFORE.

268. I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN EVERYONE'S XMAS.

269. HUH? YOU WERE GONE?

270. IT'S JUST THAT I GET TIRED OF FRY

271. ALWAYS ONLY THINKING OF HIMSELF.

272. I HEAR THAT.

273. I AXE HIM TO SET THE TABLE.

274. INSTEAD HE GOES OUT TO BUY YOU A PRESENT.

275. SELFISH DOG.

276. WAIT. YOU MEAN HE'S STILL OUT?

277. HIS LIFE'S IN DANGER.

278. WHY?

279. I'M TELLING YOU WHY.

280. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.

281. ALL RIGHT, BIRD.

282. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BEAT ME IN A GAME OF WITS

283. BUT YOU JUST MET YOUR EQUAL.

284. AHA!

285. CORNERED.

286. WHEW!

287. WHEW!

288. HI THERE.

289. LEELA!

290. OH, MY GOD, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

291. I AM GOING TO GET YOU SO MANY LIZARDS.

292. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BUY ME A PRESENT, FRY.

293. I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

294. I MEAN, I MISS MY FAMILY

295. BUT YOU NEVER EVEN HAD A FAMILY.

296. IT'S OKAY.

297. YOU'RE LONELY AND I'M LONELY

298. BUT TOGETHER, WE'RE LONELY TOGETHER.

299. MERRY XMAS, LEELA.

300. MERRY XMAS.

301. OH, BOY!

302. IT'S SANTA.

303. HO... HO... HO!

304. YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY, FRY AND LEELA.

305. I CHECKED MY LIST.

306. WELL, CHECK IT TWICE.

307. I PERFORM OVER 50 MEGACHECKS PER SECOND.

308. YOU'RE BOTH NAUGHTY

309. FOR DISREGARDING EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS.

310. BUT WE SET THINGS RIGHT.

311. FRY EVEN RISKED HIS LIFE TO GET ME A PRESENT.

312. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER COWORKERS?

313. DID EITHER OF YOU EVER STOP TO THINK

314. ABOUT DR. ZOIDBERG'S FEELINGS?

315. NO, I SWEAR.

316. SANTA HAS SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL

317. IN HIS SACK FOR YOU TWO.

318. HO... HO... HO!

319. GO AWAY.

320. WHOA, HOLD ON.

321. HOW ABOUT INVITING US IN

322. FOR A TRADITIONAL GLASS OF HARD CIDER?

323. OH, ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST ONE GLASS.

324. MMM.

325. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

326. I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH.

327. GET HER PURSE!

328. PLEASE, LET US LIVE.

329. WE'LL PUT OUT MILK AND COOKIES FOR YOU.

330. YOU DARE BRIBE SANTA?

331. I'M GOING TO SHOVE COAL SO FAR UP YOUR STOCKING

332. YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP DIAMONDS.

333. WE'RE TRAPPED.

334. I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END THIS WAY—

335. GUNNED DOWN BY SANTA CLAUS.

336. HONESTLY, I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.

337. GOOD-BYE, FRY.

338. GOOD-BYE, LEELA.

339. HEY, LOOK.

340. WE'RE UNDER THE MISTLETOE.

341. YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH FOR MY TOW MISSILE.

342. UH, YOUR PRESENT MAY NEED SOME ASSEMBLY.

343. YEP!

344. OH, THANK YOU.

345. HELP!

346. SOMEBODY HELP US!

347. IT'S HUMANS.

348. SHALL WE MUG THEM, ROBOT SIR?

349. NO, WAIT. I KNOW THESE GUYS.

350. THEY GOT NOTHING.

351. HO... HO... HO!

352. YOU'VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY,

353. BENDER.

354. WHAT, ME? I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.

355. YOU'RE THINKING OF THE KID.

356. MY GOD, BENDER, FRAMING AN ORPHAN.

357. THAT'S SO NAUGHTY

358. I'LL HAVE TO ADD IT TO MY LIST RIGHT NOW.

359. MM, FRAMING...

360. I... N... G...

361. AN...

362. AMY, THIS IS FOR YOU—

363. A SET OF COMBS FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR.

364. OH, THAT'S SO SWEET

365. BUT I SOLD MY HAIR TO A WIG MAKER

366. SO I COULD BUY A SET OF COMBS FOR HERMES.

367. OH, THE IRONY.

368. I SOLD MY HAIR SO I COULD BUY

369. THIS THIRD SET OF COMBS

370. FOR ZOIDBERG.

371. THANK YOU.

372. THESE WILL COME IN HANDY FOR MY NEW HAIR.

373. FINALLY, I LOOK AS PRETTY AS I FEEL.

374. HELP!

375. OH, LET US IN! HELP US!

376. OH, HELP! OH, NO!

377. OH, DEAR.

378. THEY'LL BE KILLED ON OUR DOORSTEP

379. AND THERE'S NO TRASH PICKUP TILL JANUARY 3.

380. HUH?

381. SWEET MANATEE OF GALILEE.

382. HE'S ON THE ROOF!

383. QUICK!

384. THE ARMOR-PLATED CHIMNEY COVER.

385. PUSH, PUSH!

386. USE TEAMWORK!

387. OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

388. YOU'VE ALL BEEN VERY NAUGHTY, VERY NAUGHTY, INDEED—

389. EXCEPT YOU, DR. ZOIDBERG.

390. THIS IS FOR YOU.

391. A POGO STICK.

392. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU

393. I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN LIKE WRAPPING PAPER

394. AND DECK THE HALLS WITH YOUR GUTS.

395. YEAH? WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS.

396. COME ON, EVERYBODY.

397. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM, HE CAN'T HURT YOU.

398. OH, GOD, THE PAIN!

399. HO HO HO!

400. TIME TO GET JOLLY ON YOUR NAUGHTY ASSES.

401. HO... HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

402. WATCH OUT!

403. HIS BELLY IS SHAKING LIKE A BOWL FULL OF NITROGLYCERIN.

404. RUDOLPH'S NOSE!

405. HE'S GOING TO BLOW!

406. AHA.

407. YAH!

408. XMAS DINNER, EVERYONE.

409. UH, BENDER...

410. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BIRD?

411. I FOUND IT LYING IN THE STREET

412. LIKE ALL THE FOOD I COOK.

413. DIG IN, EVERYONE.

414. THANK YOU, SIR.

415. YOU GOT THE TOENAIL.

416. OH.

417. LOOK, THE FOOD ISN'T WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

418. I'M SO HUNGRY.

419. THE IMPORTANT THING IS

420. WE'RE ALL TOGETHER FOR XMAS

421. AND EVEN THOUGH I'M SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS

422. AND MONSTERS AND OLD PEOPLE

423. I'VE NEVER FELT MORE AT HOME.

424. HEAR, HEAR.

425. NOW LET'S ALL OF US SHUT UP AND SING.

426. MERRY XMAS, EVERYONE.

427. I'LL BE BACK— BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

428. NEXT XMAS!

429. HO... HO... HO!