1. You're entering the vicinityCopy !req
2. of an area adjacent
to a location.Copy !req
3. The kind of place where
there might be a monsterCopy !req
4. or some kind of weird mirror.Copy !req
5. These are just examples.Copy !req
6. It could also
be something much better.Copy !req
7. Prepare to enter...Copy !req
8. As per your request, please find
enclosed the last man on earth.Copy !req
9. Finally... solitude.Copy !req
10. I can read books
for all eternity.Copy !req
11. It's not fair.Copy !req
12. It's not fair!Copy !req
13. Wait. My eyes aren't that bad.Copy !req
14. I can still read
the large-print books.Copy !req
15. It's not f—Copy !req
16. Well, lucky I know
how to read Braille.Copy !req
17. Hey, look at that weird mirror.Copy !req
18. CURSED BY
HIS OWN HUBRIS.Copy !req
19. THERE'S A POLITICAL DEBATE ON.
QUICK, CHANGE THE CHANNEL.Copy !req
20. HEY, THAT'S WHAT FRY SAID
WHEN WE TURNED ON THE DEBATE.Copy !req
21. C-SPAN9 presents
The Thrill of Politics.Copy !req
22. WHA—
HUH?Copy !req
23. LOOK, I KNOW THERE
ARE NO CAR CHASES,Copy !req
24. BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.Copy !req
25. ONE OF THESE TWO MEN WILL
BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
26. WHAT DO WE CARE?
WE LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES.Copy !req
27. THE UNITED STATES
IS PART OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
28. WOW, I HAVE BEEN
GONE A LONG TIME.Copy !req
29. It's time someone
had the courageCopy !req
30. to stand up and sayCopy !req
31. I'm against those things
that everybody hates!Copy !req
32. Now, I respect my opponent.Copy !req
33. I think he's a good man.Copy !req
34. But, quite frankly, I agree
with everything he just said!Copy !req
35. THESE ARE THE CANDIDATES?
THEY SOUND LIKE CLONES.Copy !req
36. WAIT A MINUTE.
THEY ARE CLONES!Copy !req
37. DON'T LET THEIR
IDENTICAL DNA FOOL YOU.Copy !req
38. THEY DIFFER ON
SOME KEY ISSUES.Copy !req
39. I say your three-cent
titanium tax goes too far.Copy !req
40. And I say your
three-cent titanium taxCopy !req
41. doesn't go
too far enough.Copy !req
42. IF I WERE REGISTERED TO VOTE,
I'D SEND THESE CLOWNS A MESSAGECopy !req
43. BY STAYING HOME ON ELECTION DAY
AND DRESSING UP LIKE A CLOWN!Copy !req
44. YOU'RE NOT REGISTERED?Copy !req
45. NOPE. NOT VACCINATED, EITHER.Copy !req
46. BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE ONE VOTE
EVER MADE A DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
47. THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
48. THE FIRST ROBOT PRESIDENT
WON BY EXACTLY ONE VOTE.Copy !req
49. AH, YES! JOHN QUINCY
ADDING MACHINE.Copy !req
50. HE STRUCK A CHORD
WITH THE VOTERSCopy !req
51. WHEN HE PLEDGED NOT TO
GO ON A KILLING SPREE.Copy !req
52. BUT, LIKE MOST
POLITICIANS,Copy !req
53. HE PROMISED MORE
THAN HE COULD DELIVER.Copy !req
54. THE POINT IS, ONE VOTE
CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
55. AND EVEN THOUGH IT WON'TCopy !req
56. I'M STILL TAKING YOU
TO GET REGISTERED.Copy !req
57. YES, THAT'S
A CAPITAL IDEA.Copy !req
58. LET'S ALL
GO REGISTER.Copy !req
59. PROFESSOR, WHEN DID YOU BECOME
SO OBSESSED WITH VOTING?Copy !req
60. THE VERY INSTANT
I BECAME OLD.Copy !req
61. MMM!Copy !req
62. MMM!Copy !req
63. THE PROBLEM
WITH BOTH PARTIESCopy !req
64. IS THAT THEY ALWAYS
WANT TO GIVE YOUR TAX DOLLARSCopy !req
65. TO THE LESS FORTUNATE.Copy !req
66. THE LESS FORTUNATE
GET ALL THE BREAKS.Copy !req
67. YOU KNOW, FRY, YOU COULD
JOIN A THIRD PARTY, MAYBE.Copy !req
68. ONLY WEIRDOS AND MUTANTS
JOIN THIRD PARTIES.Copy !req
69. REALLY? I BETTER KEEP AN EYE OUT
AT THE NEXT MEETING.Copy !req
70. WHAT PARTY DO YOU
BELONG TO, BENDER?Copy !req
71. EH, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE.Copy !req
72. 'CAUSE YOU'RE A ROBOT?Copy !req
73. NO. CONVICTED FELON.Copy !req
74. WE FAVOR UNREASONABLY
HUGE SUBSIDIESCopy !req
75. TO THE BRAIN
SLUG PLANET.Copy !req
76. OKAY, BUT WHAT ARE
THE BRAIN SLUGS
WHO CONTROL YOUCopy !req
77. GOING TO DO
FOR THE WORKING MAN?Copy !req
78. ATTACH BRAIN SLUGS TO THEM.Copy !req
79. SURE, YOU SAY THAT NOW.Copy !req
80. SO IS IT TRUE
YOU CAN MAKECopy !req
81. ALL KINDS OF SHIRTS
AND ROPES OUT OF HEMP?Copy !req
82. DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAN.Copy !req
83. I ALSO HEARD HEMP
MAKES GREAT SHAMPOO.Copy !req
84. IT DOES? NO WAY!Copy !req
85. I GOT TO CHECK OUT
THIS BROCHURE.Copy !req
86. SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO PROTECTCopy !req
87. MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
TO BEAR DOOMSDAY DEVICES?Copy !req
88. WELL, FIRST OFF,
WE'RE GOING TO GET RIDCopy !req
89. OF THAT THREE-DAY WAITING
PERIOD FOR MAD SCIENTISTS.Copy !req
90. DAMN STRAIGHT!Copy !req
91. TODAY, THE MAD SCIENTIST
CAN'T GET A DOOMSDAY DEVICE.Copy !req
92. TOMORROW, IT'S
THE MAD GRAD STUDENT!Copy !req
93. WHERE WILL IT END?Copy !req
94. AMEN, BROTHER!Copy !req
95. I DON'T GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT MY MUTATED ANTHRAX—Copy !req
96. FOR DUCK HUNTIN'.Copy !req
97. SURE,
HUMANS ARE CUTECopy !req
98. BUT HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO TEST COSMETICS?Copy !req
99. I CONCUR.Copy !req
100. NOW HERE'S A PARTY
I CAN GET EXCITED ABOUT.
SIGN ME UP.Copy !req
101. SORRY, NOT WITH
THAT ATTITUDE.Copy !req
102. OKAY, THEN SCREW IT.Copy !req
103. WELCOME ABOARD,
BROTHER!Copy !req
104. - ALL RIGHT!
- YOU'RE OUT.Copy !req
105. THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
106. I THINK I'M ACTUALLY STARTING
TO GET INTERESTED IN POLITICS.Copy !req
107. And so, with two weeks
left in the campaign,Copy !req
108. the question on
everyone's mindCopy !req
109. is who will beCopy !req
110. the next President
of Earth—Copy !req
111. Jack Johnson, or bitter
rival John Jackson?Copy !req
112. Two terrific candidates,
huh, Morbo?Copy !req
113. All humans are vermin
in the eyes of Morbo.Copy !req
114. In other local newsCopy !req
115. disaster struck on
Saturn's moon of
Titan todayCopy !req
116. when a titanium
mine collapsedCopy !req
117. trapping 1,000
robot workers.Copy !req
118. WHAT? LORD HAVE MERCY!Copy !req
119. Unless something is done quicklyCopy !req
120. the trapped robots
will be dead within 300 years.Copy !req
121. Sir, what rescue operations
are planned?Copy !req
122. The plan is, basically,
to pave over the areaCopy !req
123. and get on with our lives.Copy !req
124. News of the mine's closingCopy !req
125. sent titanium prices
skyrocketing.Copy !req
126. ALL RIGHT! I'M RICH!Copy !req
127. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
128. MY BODY'S 40% TITANIUM.Copy !req
129. I'M FINALLY RICHER THAN
THOSE SNOOTY A.T.M. MACHINES.Copy !req
130. TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SPEND IT.Copy !req
131. - OH, CAN'T I?
- NO.Copy !req
132. WATCH ME, POOR MAN.Copy !req
133. PLEASURE DOIN' BUSINESS
WITH YOU.Copy !req
134. GAME'S OVER, LOSERS!Copy !req
135. I HAVE ALL THE MONEY.Copy !req
136. COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE
AND THEN KILL YOURSELVES.Copy !req
137. HEY, GET AWAY! SHOO!Copy !req
138. I'LL GIVE YOU $5.00
TO NOT DO WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT DOING.Copy !req
139. YOU JUST LOST $5.00.Copy !req
140. HEY, BUDDY! LITTLE HELP?Copy !req
141. THANK YOU!Copy !req
142. HELLO, PEASANTS.Copy !req
143. BENDER!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
144. YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?Copy !req
145. NO! I SOLD MY BODY.Copy !req
146. SOLD YOUR BODY?Copy !req
147. OH, BENDER,
I'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD.Copy !req
148. I KNOW IT'S GLAMOROUS
AND THE PARTIES ARE GREAT,Copy !req
149. BUT YOU'LL END UP SPENDING
EVERY DOLLAR YOU MAKECopy !req
150. ON JEWELRY
AND SKINTIGHT PANTS.Copy !req
151. THIS IS CRAZY, BENDER.Copy !req
152. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE
WITHOUT A BODY?Copy !req
153. BODIES ARE FOR HOOKERS
AND FAT PEOPLE.Copy !req
154. ALL I NEED IS A WAD
OF CASH WITH A HEAD
WRAPPED AROUND IT.Copy !req
155. WELL, AT LEAST NOW
YOU CAN PAY OFF YOUR LOAN SHARK.Copy !req
156. YEAH, RIGHT,
WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO,
BREAK MY LEGS?Copy !req
157. AH, THIS IS THE LIFE!Copy !req
158. ANOTHER MARTINI, PLEASE!Copy !req
159. SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED.Copy !req
160. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
161. PUT IT ALL ON BLACK.Copy !req
162. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
163. 21 RED.Copy !req
164. I BEG YOUR PARDON—
33 BLACK.Copy !req
165. YES!Copy !req
166. THE RICH GET RICHER.Copy !req
167. STRIKE!
IN YOUR FACE, LEELA!Copy !req
168. OW!Copy !req
169. TIMBER!Copy !req
170. HEY, BENDER, CAN I TAKE
A RIDE IN YOUR CAR?Copy !req
171. MAYBE IF YOU CLEAN UP FIRST.Copy !req
172. IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR NECK
STEPPED IN SOMETHING.Copy !req
173. OH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
174. THAT'S JUST YOUR BODY.Copy !req
175. HEY, YOU LOOK ME
IN THE SHINS AND SAY THAT.Copy !req
176. HEY, I'VE HAD IT
UP TO HERE WITH THIS PLACE.Copy !req
177. I'M OFF
TO THE HEAD MUSEUMCopy !req
178. TO HANG OUT
WITH CLASSY HEADS LIKE MECopy !req
179. WHO APPRECIATECopy !req
180. POETRY, PHILOSOPHY, HATS.Copy !req
181. SO LONG,
COFFIN-STUFFERS!Copy !req
182. COULD ONE OF YOU COFFIN-STUFFERS
PLEASE CARRY ME?Copy !req
183. NOW, WHICH GROUP OF HEADSCopy !req
184. IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
TO HANG OUT WITH?Copy !req
185. WHAT DO YOU THINK, FRY?Copy !req
186. FRY?Copy !req
187. MMM.Copy !req
188. HI.Copy !req
189. I'M CLAUDIA
SCHIFFER'S HEAD.Copy !req
190. I RECOGNIZE YOU.Copy !req
191. DIDN'T YOU USE TO HAVE
A BODY OF SOME SORT?Copy !req
192. YEAH, BUT IT WAS
HOLDING ME BACK.Copy !req
193. YOU KNOW, I JUST
DID THE COVERCopy !req
194. OF THE SPORTS
ILLUSTRATED
SWIM CAP ISSUE.Copy !req
195. WELL,
YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT.Copy !req
196. THANKS. I WOULDN'T
MIND LOSING A
FEW POUNDS, THOUGH.Copy !req
197. COULDN'T HURT.Copy !req
198. AH, U.S. PRESIDENTS!Copy !req
199. STURDY SHELVES,
GOOD SECURITY...Copy !req
200. THIS PLACE HAS CLASS.Copy !req
201. HEY, SUGAR COOKIE!Copy !req
202. YOU KNOW, LEGALLYCopy !req
203. NOTHING I CAN DO
COUNTS AS SEX ANYMORE.Copy !req
204. I APOLOGIZE
FOR HIS RUDENESS, MA'AM.Copy !req
205. HE GETS THIS WAY
AROUND MEATY-LOOKING WOMEN.Copy !req
206. HEY, I REMEMBER YOU.Copy !req
207. I WAS GOING TO VOTE
FOR YOU ONE TIME.Copy !req
208. BUT VOTING ISN'T COOLCopy !req
209. SO I STAYED HOME ALONE
AND GOT TRASHED ON LISTERINE.Copy !req
210. FRANKLY, I'VE NEVER
FELT VOTINGCopy !req
211. TO BE ALL THAT ESSENTIAL
TO THE PROCESS.Copy !req
212. NO KIDDING, FORD.Copy !req
213. SO THEN
THE HOOKER-BOT SAYSCopy !req
214. "THAT'S NOT
MY EXPANSION SLOT."Copy !req
215. AND MY FRIEND SAYSCopy !req
216. "THAT'S NOT MY GOLD-PLATED
25-PIN CONNECTOR."Copy !req
217. OH, BENDER.Copy !req
218. THOU ROBOTS REALLY
CRACKETH ME UP.Copy !req
219. YOU KNOW,
I LIKE IT HERE.Copy !req
220. WHAT'S THE RENT
ON ONE OF THESE JARS?Copy !req
221. SORRY, BENDER,
BUT WE CAN'T ALLOWCopy !req
222. EVERY TOM, DICK
AND HARRY TO MOVE IN.Copy !req
223. NO OFFENSE JEFFERSON,
NIXON AND TRUMAN.Copy !req
224. MAYBE MR. BENDER CAN GET A SPOTCopy !req
225. IN THE CLOSET
OF PRESIDENTIAL LOSERS.Copy !req
226. BOB DOLE NEEDS COMPANY.Copy !req
227. LAROUCHE WON'T STOP
WITH THE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.Copy !req
228. PASS.Copy !req
229. SO TELLETH, BENDER—Copy !req
230. WHAT HATH HAPPENED
TO YOUR BODY?Copy !req
231. I HOCKED IT.Copy !req
232. HOCKED IT?
WHY WOULDST
THOU DO THAT?Copy !req
233. SAME REASON
YOU HOCKED YOUR TEETH.Copy !req
234. AH, BOOZE MONEY.Copy !req
235. I REMEMBER
MY BODY.Copy !req
236. FLABBY, PASTY-SKINNED,
RIDDLED WITH PHLEBITIS.Copy !req
237. A GOOD REPUBLICAN BODY.Copy !req
238. GOD, I LOVED IT.Copy !req
239. I HEAR THAT.Copy !req
240. I SPENT MOST
OF MY TEEN YEARS
LOVING MY BODY.Copy !req
241. COURSE, IT
WAS TOUGH LOVE—Copy !req
242. FRY, HE OPENED UP
RELATIONS WITH CHINA.Copy !req
243. HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR DING-DONG.Copy !req
244. SO, NIXON,
EVEN IF YOU MISS YOUR BODYCopy !req
245. BEING A HEAD'S GREAT,
TOO, RIGHT?Copy !req
246. NO, SON.Copy !req
247. IT'S A SAD
AND LONELY LIFE.Copy !req
248. OH, GREAT.
NOW YOU TELL ME.Copy !req
249. THAT'S MY STYLE.Copy !req
250. I LIKE TO KICK 'EM
WHEN THEY'RE DOWN.Copy !req
251. ONE, ZERO, UH—Copy !req
252. ONE, ONE, ZERO,
ZERO, ONE—Copy !req
253. BENDER, WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
254. WHOA, WHAT
AN AWFUL DREAM.Copy !req
255. ONES AND ZEROS
EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
256. AND I THOUGHT
I SAW A TWO.Copy !req
257. IT WAS JUST A DREAM,
BENDER.Copy !req
258. THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS TWO.Copy !req
259. I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.Copy !req
260. MY BODY LOVED ME
AND I TURNED ITS BACK ON IT.Copy !req
261. WELL, OLD FRIEND, TIE
A YELLOW RIBBON 'ROUND YOUR NECKCopy !req
262. 'CAUSE I'M A-COMIN' HOME.Copy !req
263. YOU SOLD MY BODY?
TO WHO?Copy !req
264. I CAN'T REVEAL
THAT INFORMATIONCopy !req
265. BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
A NICE ROBOT.Copy !req
266. TELL YOU WHAT—
I'LL GIVE YOU 50
BUCKS FOR THE KID.Copy !req
267. HEY, MY CLOTHES
ARE WORTH 50 BUCKS.Copy !req
268. DEAL.Copy !req
269. HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?Copy !req
270. I CAN'T GO THROUGH
THE REST OF MY LIFE LIKE THIS.Copy !req
271. DON'T YOU HAVE
A SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON?Copy !req
272. YEAH...
BUT IT'S ON MY BODY.Copy !req
273. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
274. UH, I CAN'T STAND
TO SEE A ROBOT CRY.Copy !req
275. LET'S WATCH TV.Copy !req
276. And so, ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
277. I'm throwing my head
into the ring.Copy !req
278. I'm announcing my candidacy
for the Presidency of Earth.Copy !req
279. SCOOP CHANG,
BEIJING BUGLE.Copy !req
280. SIR, THE CONSTITUTION
CLEARLY STATESCopy !req
281. THAT NOBODY CAN BE ELECTED
PRESIDENT MORE THAN TWICE.Copy !req
282. THAT'S RIGHT... NO BODY.Copy !req
283. BUT AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE,
I'VE GOT A SHINY NEW BODY.Copy !req
284. BENDER, HE'S GOT
YOUR BODY!Copy !req
285. THAT DIRTY,
DOUBLE-CROSSING BASTARD!Copy !req
286. HOW DARE HE RUN OFF
WITH RICHARD NIXON.Copy !req
287. NIXON MUST HAVE BOUGHT YOUR BODY
FROM THE PAWNSHOP.Copy !req
288. YEAH, AND THAT
ELECTRIC GUITAR.Copy !req
289. I'm meeting you halfway,
you stupid hippies.Copy !req
290. I am not a crook's head.Copy !req
291. YEAH, YOU ARE.
YOU STOLE MY BODY!Copy !req
292. FRY, LEELA,
YOU GOT TO HELP ME.Copy !req
293. ORDINARILY, I'D SAY
NO AND LECTURE YOUCopy !req
294. ON HOW THIS IS YOUR
OWN FAULT FOR BEING
SUCH AN IDIOT.Copy !req
295. BUT WHEN A ROBOTIC
NIXON IS ON THE LOOSE,Copy !req
296. WE HAVE A DUTY
TO TAKE ACTION.Copy !req
297. IDIOT.Copy !req
298. MORBO WILL NOW INTRODUCE
TONIGHT'S CANDIDATES.Copy !req
299. PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE,Copy !req
300. PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO,Copy !req
301. AND MORBO'S
GOOD FRIEND,
RICHARD NIXON.Copy !req
302. HELLO, MORBO.
HOW'S THE FAMILY?Copy !req
303. BELLIGERENT AND NUMEROUS.Copy !req
304. GOOD MAN.Copy !req
305. NIXON'S PRO-WAR
AND PRO-FAMILY.Copy !req
306. GREAT. FIRST HE STEALS MY BODY,
NOW HE'S TOUCHING MY STUFF.Copy !req
307. COME ON. WE'VE GOT
TO FIND SOME WAY
TO TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
308. MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWERCopy !req
309. "IF YOU SAW DELICIOUS CANDY
IN THE HANDS OF A SMALL CHILDCopy !req
310. WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?"Copy !req
311. UNTHINKABLE!Copy !req
312. I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT!Copy !req
313. WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MR. NIXON?Copy !req
314. I REMIND YOU, YOU ARE
UNDER A TRUTH-O-SCOPE.Copy !req
315. UH, WELL, UH...Copy !req
316. THE QUESTION IS-IS VAGUE.Copy !req
317. YOU DON'T SAY
WHAT KIND OF CANDY,Copy !req
318. UH, WHETHER ANYONE
IS WATCHING...Copy !req
319. AT ANY RATE, I CERTAINLY
WOULDN'T HARM THE CHILD.Copy !req
320. YOU SCORED BIG POINTS
TONIGHT, SIR.Copy !req
321. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THEY ATE ME ALIVE OUT THERE.Copy !req
322. YES, BUT YOUR BODY
STAYED ON MESSAGECopy !req
323. AND THAT MESSAGE IS,
"LOOK AT MY SHINY NEW BODY."Copy !req
324. THE ROBOTS ATE IT UP.Copy !req
325. YOU'VE GOT REAL CHARISMA
FROM THE NECK DOWN.Copy !req
326. NIXON WITH CHARISMA.Copy !req
327. MY GOD!Copy !req
328. I CAN RULE THE UNIVERSE!Copy !req
329. GIVE ME MY BODY BACK,
YOU TWO-BIT THIEF!Copy !req
330. NOW, LOOK HERE,
YOU DRUGGED-OUT COMMUNIST,Copy !req
331. I PAID FOR THIS BODY
AND I'D NO SOONER RETURN ITCopy !req
332. THAN I WOULD MY LITTLE COCKER
SPANIEL DOG, CHECKERS.Copy !req
333. - SHUT UP, DAMN IT!Copy !req
334. PLEASE, MR. NIXONCopy !req
335. WE'RE APPEALING TO
YOUR SENSE OF DECENCY.Copy !req
336. VERY GOOD!Copy !req
337. SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I'M NEVER
GIVING BACK THIS BODY.Copy !req
338. NOW, BEAT IT, BEFORE I GET
CAMBODIAN ON YOUR ASSES!Copy !req
339. IT'S HOPELESS.Copy !req
340. WE MIGHT AS WELL TURN IN MY HEAD
FOR THE FIVE-CENT DEPOSIT.Copy !req
341. NO WAY.Copy !req
342. I'M NOT LETTING MY BEST FRIEND
GET RECYCLED—Copy !req
343. NOT FOR FIVE CENTS,
NOT FOR 500 CENTS.Copy !req
344. LEELA, I'VE GOT A PLAN.Copy !req
345. I'VE GOT A
BETTER PLAN.Copy !req
346. WHY WOULD NIXON STAY
AT THE WATERGATE?Copy !req
347. THEY GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT
IF YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.Copy !req
348. KEEP GOING.
WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.Copy !req
349. WHOA, MAMA. GET
A ROOM, YOU TWO.Copy !req
350. WE'RE IN A ROOM!Copy !req
351. WELL, THEN,
LOSE SOME WEIGHT.Copy !req
352. OH, YEAH, YOU WOMEN'S LIBBERS
REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY.Copy !req
353. PSST, THERE I AM.Copy !req
354. HEY, BETTY FRIEDAN,Copy !req
355. SEND A LITTLE OF
THAT LOTION MY WAY.Copy !req
356. OKAY, ALMOST GOT IT.Copy !req
357. STEADY...Copy !req
358. STEADY...Copy !req
359. DON'T PANIC.Copy !req
360. OOH.Copy !req
361. UH-OH.Copy !req
362. HUH? WHAT THE—Copy !req
363. YOU SHAGGY PEACENIKS
HAVE SOME NERVE.Copy !req
364. I'M JUST HERE
FOR WHAT'S MINE.Copy !req
365. DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR NECK.Copy !req
366. BRING IT ON, SOUP CAN.Copy !req
367. ALL RIGHT,
BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.Copy !req
368. THAT'S IT!Copy !req
369. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAILCopy !req
370. AND DON'T EXPECT ME
TO GRANT A PARDONCopy !req
371. LIKE THAT SISSY FORD.Copy !req
372. YOU'LL NEVER
PARDON ANYBODYCopy !req
373. BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER
GET ELECTED PRESIDENT.Copy !req
374. THE VOTERS OF EARTH AREN'T
THE PEA-BRAINED IDIOTS THEY WERE
BACK IN YOUR TIME.Copy !req
375. OH, NO?
WELL, LISTEN HERE, MISSY.Copy !req
376. COMPUTERS MAY BE TWICE AS FAST
AS THEY WERE IN 1973Copy !req
377. BUT YOUR AVERAGE VOTER IS
AS DRUNK AND STUPID AS EVER.Copy !req
378. THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S CHANGED IS ME.Copy !req
379. I'VE BECOME BITTER
AND, LET'S FACE IT—Copy !req
380. CRAZY OVER THE YEARS.Copy !req
381. AND ONCE I'M
SWEPT INTO OFFICE,Copy !req
382. I'LL SELL OUR CHILDREN'S ORGANS
TO ZOOS FOR MEATCopy !req
383. AND I'LL GO INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES
AT NIGHT AND WRECK UP THE PLACE.Copy !req
384. WELL, HE LOST MY VOTE.Copy !req
385. LIKE ONE VOTE
EVER MADE A DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
386. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,Copy !req
387. I'M GOING TO INCH MYSELFCopy !req
388. AND CALL THE POLICE.Copy !req
389. NOT SO FAST, NIXON!Copy !req
390. ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH... AUDIO TAPE?Copy !req
391. UH-OH, I DON'T LIKE
WHERE THIS IS HEADING.Copy !req
392. And I'll go
into people's houses at nightCopy !req
393. and wreck up the place.Copy !req
394. MY GOD,
I REALLY SOUND LIKE THAT?Copy !req
395. I THOUGHT MY VOICE HAD
MORE OF A CLARK GABLE QUALITY.Copy !req
396. THE JIG'S UP, NIXON.Copy !req
397. WE'LL TRADE YOU THE TAPE
FOR THE BODY.Copy !req
398. OH, EXPLETIVE DELETED.Copy !req
399. YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.Copy !req
400. HEY, I'VE GOT
ONE LAST THOUGHT.Copy !req
401. AH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
IN ONE PIECE AGAIN...Copy !req
402. EXCEPT I CAN'T GET THESE
DAMN BUMPER STICKERS OFF.Copy !req
403. The sheer drama
of this electionCopy !req
404. has driven voter turnoutCopy !req
405. to its highest level in
centuries— six percent.Copy !req
406. Exit polls show evil underdog
Richard Nixon trailingCopy !req
407. with an estimated
zero votes.Copy !req
408. YES! THE SYSTEM WORKS.Copy !req
409. The time is 7:59Copy !req
410. and the robot polls
are now opening...Copy !req
411. and the robot vote is in.Copy !req
412. Nixon has won!Copy !req
413. OH, NO!
GET OUT OF TOWN!
OOH...Copy !req
414. WHY WOULD ROBOTS VOTE
FOR NIXONCopy !req
415. NOW THAT HE'S JUST A HEAD
IN A JAR?Copy !req
416. I GIVE YOU THE NEXT PRESIDENT
OF EARTH!Copy !req
417. NIXON'S BACK!Copy !req
418. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HE WON BY A SINGLE VOTE.Copy !req
419. WELL, IT AIN'T MY FAULT.Copy !req
420. I'M A NON-VOTING FELON,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
421. WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, EITHER,
'CAUSE I FORGOT TO VOTE.Copy !req
422. OH, CRUD, I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING I MEANT TO DO TODAY.Copy !req
423. Morbo congratulates
our gargantuan cyborg president.Copy !req
424. May death come quickly
to his enemies.Copy !req
425. WHO'S KICKING WHO AROUND NOW?Copy !req
426. KNOCK, KNOCK.Copy !req