1. HMM...Copy !req
2. HORSIE TO POINTY GUY SIX.Copy !req
3. CHECK.Copy !req
4. HMM...Copy !req
5. GET 'IM, BOYS!Copy !req
6. GOOD MOVE.Copy !req
7. GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.Copy !req
8. WE HAVE A MISSIONCopy !req
9. TO FURTHER THE NOBLE CAUSE
OF INTERGALACTIC PEACE.Copy !req
10. NOPE. WATCHING CARTOONS.Copy !req
11. SORRY.Copy !req
12. WHAT'S THE MISSION?Copy !req
13. IT'S A DELIVERYCopy !req
14. FOR THE DEMOCRATIC
ORDER OF PLANETS.Copy !req
15. DOOP? WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
16. IT'S SIMILAR TO
THE UNITED NATIONS
FROM YOUR TIME, FRY.Copy !req
17. UH...Copy !req
18. OR LIKE THE FEDERATIONCopy !req
19. FROM YOUR STAR TREKPROGRAM.Copy !req
20. OH!Copy !req
21. TONIGHT IS THE RIBBON CUTTINGCopy !req
22. FOR THE DOOP's NEW HEADQUARTERS.Copy !req
23. WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING?Copy !req
24. SOMETHING WITHOUT WHICHCopy !req
25. NO RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONYCopy !req
26. THE CEREMONIAL
OVERSIZED SCISSORS.Copy !req
27. WE'LL GET THEM THERE
AS QUICKLY AS WE CAN.Copy !req
28. ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T
RUN WITH THEM.Copy !req
29. WOW.Copy !req
30. THERE'S A
MILLION ALIENS.Copy !req
31. I'VE NEVER
SEEN ANYTHING
SO MIND-BLOWING.Copy !req
32. OOH! A RECEPTION TABLE
WITH MUFFINS!Copy !req
33. LADIES AND GENTLEMENCopy !req
34. WELCOME
TO THE RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONYCopy !req
35. OF THE DOOP's MAGNIFICENT
NEW HEADQUARTERSCopy !req
36. A FITTING HOME
FOR AN ORGANIZATIONCopy !req
37. THAT HAS FOSTERED PEACE
THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE—Copy !req
38. EVEN BETWEEN THE INSECTOIDS
AND THE SPACE LIZARDS.Copy !req
39. HMM?Copy !req
40. SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE
ON PLANET AMAZONIA?Copy !req
41. BIG RATS THERE.Copy !req
42. ME CRUSH WITH CLUB.Copy !req
43. THAT'S SO INTERESTING.Copy !req
44. MAYBE WE COULD GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER OVER A COFFEE.Copy !req
45. I CAN THINK
OF NO BETTER PLACECopy !req
46. FOR THIS CENTER OF DIPLOMACYCopy !req
47. THAN HERE IN ORBIT
AROUND THE NEUTRAL PLANET.Copy !req
48. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTSCopy !req
49. ON THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION,
YOUR NEUTRALNESS?Copy !req
50. I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.Copy !req
51. I HATE THESECopy !req
52. FILTHY NEUTRALS, KIFF.Copy !req
53. WITH ENEMIES, YOU KNOW
WHERE THEY STANDCopy !req
54. BUT WITH NEUTRALS,
WHO KNOWS?Copy !req
55. IT SICKENS ME.Copy !req
56. HALT!Copy !req
57. WHY, LEELACopy !req
58. I DO BELIEVE
WE'VE... MET.Copy !req
59. HE MEANS
YOU GUYS DID IT.Copy !req
60. IF YOU DON'T MIND,
WE'RE HERE TO DELIVERCopy !req
61. THE SCISSORS
FOR THE RIBBON CUTTING.Copy !req
62. - THEN YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
- WHAT FOR?Copy !req
63. HOW DO I KNOW
THESE SCISSORSCopy !req
64. AREN'T PART OF
SOME NEUTRAL PLOT?Copy !req
65. BUT THEY'RE NOT EVEN SHARP.Copy !req
66. WHO COULD I POSSIBLY
HURT WITH THEM?Copy !req
67. THE YARN PEOPLE
OF NYLAR FOUR.Copy !req
68. SO, A PLAN
TO ASSASSINATECopy !req
69. A WEIRD-LOOKING
ALIEN WITH SCISSORS—Copy !req
70. HOW VERY NEUTRAL OF YOU.Copy !req
71. WHAT?Copy !req
72. THAT WAS ALMOST
THE PERFECT CRIMECopy !req
73. ROCK CRUSHES SCISSORS...Copy !req
74. BUT PAPER COVERS ROCKCopy !req
75. AND SCISSORS CUTS PAPER.Copy !req
76. KIFF, WE HAVE A CONUNDRUM.Copy !req
77. SEARCH THEM FOR PAPER...
AND BRING ME A ROCK.Copy !req
78. WHY?Copy !req
79. SO BEAUTIFULCopy !req
80. YET SO NEUTRAL.Copy !req
81. DRAG THEM
TO THE SHIP.Copy !req
82. AND NOW, TO CUT THE RIBBONCopy !req
83. THE LEGENDARY DOOP CAPTAIN
WHO JUST RETURNEDCopy !req
84. FROM A TRIUMPHANT CARPET BOMBING
OF EDEN SEVEN...Copy !req
85. ZAPP BRANNIGAN!Copy !req
86. WHAT MAKES A MAN TURN NEUTRAL?Copy !req
87. LUST FOR GOLD?Copy !req
88. POWER? OR WERE
YOU JUST BORNCopy !req
89. WITH A HEART FULL
OF NEUTRALITY?Copy !req
90. UM, SIR...Copy !req
91. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CUTTING
THE RIBBON RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
92. NO MATTER—
I'LL SIMPLY CUT IT FROM HERECopy !req
93. WITH THE SHIP'S LASER.Copy !req
94. SIR, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WISE.Copy !req
95. KIFF, IF THERE'S
ONE THING I DON'T NEEDCopy !req
96. IT'S YOUR "I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WISE" ATTITUDE.Copy !req
97. AAH!Copy !req
98. WHOOPSIE-DAISY.Copy !req
99. ZAPP BRANNIGANCopy !req
100. YOU STAND ACCUSEDCopy !req
101. OF BLOWING UP DOOP HEADQUARTERS.Copy !req
102. HOW DO YOU PLEAD?Copy !req
103. ABSOLUTELY 99% NOT GUILTY.Copy !req
104. THEN THE PROSECUTOR
WILL CALL HIS FIRST WITNESS.Copy !req
105. YOUR HONOR...Copy !req
106. I'M JUST A SIMPLE HYPER-CHICKENCopy !req
107. FROM A BACKWOODS ASTEROID,
BUT IF IT PLEASE THE COURTCopy !req
108. I RECKON I'LL CALL
THE ENTIRE JURY.Copy !req
109. I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS.Copy !req
110. MEMBERS OF THE JURYCopy !req
111. DID Y'ALL HAPPEN
TO CATCH A GANDERCopy !req
112. AT WHO BLEW UP
THAT THERE DOOP
HEADQUARTERS?Copy !req
113. THAT'S THE GUY
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
114. RIGHT OVER
THERE.
YES, INDEED.Copy !req
115. AND ARE Y'ALL
GOING TO VOTE
TO CONVICT HIM?Copy !req
116. [ All Mumbling
In Agreement ]
OH, YEAH.Copy !req
117. THE JURY IS INSTRUCTED
TO DISREGARD ITS OWN TESTIMONY.Copy !req
118. YOUR HONOR, THE
PROSECUTION RESTS.Copy !req
119. THE EVIDENCE AGAINST
ZAPP BRANNIGAN IS STRONGCopy !req
120. HOWEVER, IN LIGHT
OF HIS YEARS OF SERVICECopy !req
121. AND THE INCOMPETENCE
OF THIS HILLBILLY PROSECUTORCopy !req
122. I'M AFRAID I MUST
DISMISS ALL CHARGES.Copy !req
123. DISMISS ALL CHARGES?Copy !req
124. YOUR HONOR,
I KNOW THE CASE IS CLOSEDCopy !req
125. AND YOU'VE RENDERED YOUR VERDICTCopy !req
126. BUT I WANT TO TESTIFY.Copy !req
127. I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS.Copy !req
128. NOW, MS. LEELA,
ON THE DATE IN QUESTIONCopy !req
129. WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT
WEARING A HOOPSKIRT?Copy !req
130. THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.
WHAT MATTERS ISCopy !req
131. ZAPP BRANNIGAN IS THE SORRIEST
CAPTAIN I'VE EVER SEENCopy !req
132. AND I SAW THE IDIOT
BLOW UP DOOP HEADQUARTERSCopy !req
133. WITH MY OWN EYE.Copy !req
134. I'D LIKE TO CROSS-EXAMINE
THE WITNESS.Copy !req
135. I'M GOING TO ALLOW THIS.Copy !req
136. WE'VE MET BEFORE, HAVE WE NOT?Copy !req
137. YES.Copy !req
138. AND ON THAT OCCASION,
DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE?Copy !req
139. MAY I REMIND YOU,
YOU ARE STILL UNDER OATH.Copy !req
140. YES.Copy !req
141. PLEASE POINT OUT
THE PERSON IN THIS COURTROOMCopy !req
142. YOU HAD SEX WITH.Copy !req
143. WHOO!Copy !req
144. AND HIS NAME IS?Copy !req
145. ZAPP BRANNIGAN.Copy !req
146. THE VERY SAME ZAPP BRANNIGANCopy !req
147. WHO DID NOT BLOW UP
DOOP HEADQUARTERS.Copy !req
148. I REST MY CASE.Copy !req
149. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
OF THE JURYCopy !req
150. YOU MAY BEGIN
YOUR DELIBERATIONS.Copy !req
151. YOUR HONOR,
WE HAVE REACHED A VERDICT.Copy !req
152. WE FIND THE DEFENDANT... GUILTY.Copy !req
153. WHOO!Copy !req
154. ZAPP BRANNIGANCopy !req
155. YOU ARE HEREBY STRIPPED
OF YOUR RANK AS CAPTAINCopy !req
156. AND DISMISSED
FROM THE DOOP.Copy !req
157. I'D LIKE TO MAKE
ONE FINAL STATEMENT.Copy !req
158. KIFF, COME HERE
AND HOLD UP THE FLAG.Copy !req
159. AND WAVE IT A LITTLE,
FOR GOD'S SAKES.Copy !req
160. MY FRIENDS, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY
A MAN'S TITLE AND HIS UNIFORMCopy !req
161. BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY
HIS INTEGRITY OR HIS HONOR.Copy !req
162. PLUS,
IT WAS MOSTLY KIFF'S FAULT.Copy !req
163. WHAT?Copy !req
164. KIFF KROKER, YOU ARE ALSO
STRIPPED OF YOUR RANKCopy !req
165. AND DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED.Copy !req
166. ONE DAY A MAN HAS EVERYTHINGCopy !req
167. AND THE NEXT DAY HE BLOWS UP
A $400 BILLION SPACE STATIONCopy !req
168. AND THE NEXT DAY
HE HAS NOTHING.Copy !req
169. IT MAKES YOU THINK.Copy !req
170. NO, IT DOESN'T.Copy !req
171. COME, KIFF.Copy !req
172. IT'S TIME TO BEGIN
OUR LIFE AS CIVILIANS.Copy !req
173. THAT'S AN ORDER, SOLDIER.Copy !req
174. HEY, BENDER?Copy !req
175. YEAH?Copy !req
176. WHOA!Copy !req
177. ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
178. THIS IS THE THIRD HOSE FIGHT
I'VE BROKEN UP TODAYCopy !req
179. AND THE SECOND ONE
USING ACTUAL HOSES.Copy !req
180. NOW, MOVE YOUR
LAZY ASSESCopy !req
181. AND START SCRUBBING THE SHIPCopy !req
182. LIKE I ORDERED YOU TO.Copy !req
183. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET
SO MAD, LEELA.Copy !req
184. YEAH, FRY ALREADY WIPED OFFCopy !req
185. SOME OF THE DIRT
WITH HIS FINGER.Copy !req
186. ZAPP?Copy !req
187. LEELA, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE ELSE TO TURN.Copy !req
188. YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN
WHO EVER LOVED ME.Copy !req
189. I NEVER LOVED YOU.Copy !req
190. I MEAN PHYSICALLY.Copy !req
191. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
192. JUST LET ME WORK
FOR A LITTLE FOOD.Copy !req
193. PERHAPS I COULD PAINT A FENCECopy !req
194. OR SERVICE YOU SEXUALLY
OR MOP THE FLOORS.Copy !req
195. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO
ANY OF THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
196. KIFF MIGHT.Copy !req
197. LEELA, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?Copy !req
198. JUST A BROKEN-DOWN HOBO
WHO'S HIT ROCK BOTTOMCopy !req
199. AND HIS COMMANDING OFFICER.Copy !req
200. WHY, YOU'RE THAT
DISGRACED STARSHIP CAPTAIN.Copy !req
201. HAVING HIM ON STAFF
WOULD DISTRACT PEOPLECopy !req
202. FROM OUR HORRENDOUS
SAFETY RECORD.Copy !req
203. COME IN!Copy !req
204. I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO MEET
OUR NEW EMPLOYEES.Copy !req
205. UH... WHICH ONES ARE NEW?Copy !req
206. THE GREEN DUDECopy !req
207. AND THE FAT MAN.Copy !req
208. HMM, I COULD SWEAR
I'VE NEVER SEENCopy !req
209. THAT ROBOT
BEFORE, EITHER.Copy !req
210. I'M BENDER.Copy !req
211. YOU KNOW, THE LOVABLE RASCAL.Copy !req
212. OH, YES, YES,
MY GOOD FRIEND, OF COURSE.Copy !req
213. ANYWAY...Copy !req
214. WHOEVER YOU ALL ARE,
I HAVE GOOD NEWS.Copy !req
215. YOU'LL BE MAKING A DELIVERY
TO STUMBOS FOURCopy !req
216. A PLANET WITH SUCH HIGH GRAVITY,
YOU'LL MOST LIKELY BE CRUSHEDCopy !req
217. UNDER THE WEIGHT
OF YOUR OWN HAIR.Copy !req
218. ENJOY!Copy !req
219. SO, THIS LEELACopy !req
220. I KNOW SHE'S
A VERY SENSUOUS WOMANCopy !req
221. BUT WHAT MANNER OF CAPTAIN
IS SHE?Copy !req
222. SHE'S REALLY STRICT.Copy !req
223. AND MEAN.Copy !req
224. I SEE.Copy !req
225. DOES SHE, BY ANY CHANCE,
GIVE THE CREW MEMBERS SPANKINGS?Copy !req
226. NO, SHE JUST MAKES US
DO WORK AND STUFF.Copy !req
227. GOOD, GOOD.Copy !req
228. BUT SHOULD SHE EVER INSTITUTECopy !req
229. SOME SORT OF BARE-BOTTOM
SPANKING POLICYCopy !req
230. LET ME GO IN YOUR PLACE.Copy !req
231. I WON'T HAVE MY COMRADES HARMED.Copy !req
232. HEY, THIS GUY'S
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
233. HERE'S TO US
POOR SCHMOES...Copy !req
234. WORKING FOR THE MAN.Copy !req
235. EVEN IF HE IS
A HOT, SEXY, FEMALE MAN.Copy !req
236. MM.Copy !req
237. I'VE COMPUTED OUR LANDING
COORDINATES, CAPTAIN.Copy !req
238. THANKS, KIFF.Copy !req
239. VERY NICE WORK.Copy !req
240. WAIT. WHAT?Copy !req
241. I SAID, "VERY NICE WORK."Copy !req
242. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
243. MMM!Copy !req
244. OKAY, CREW, LISTEN UP.Copy !req
245. YOUR JOB IS TO DELIVER
THESE 40 PILLOWS TO THAT HOTEL.Copy !req
246. THEY'RE NOT VERY HEAVYCopy !req
247. BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME
NOT COMPLAINING.Copy !req
248. THEY'RE NOT HEAVY IN HERECopy !req
249. BECAUSE WE HAVE
AN ANTI-GRAV PUMPCopy !req
250. BUT ONCE YOU GET OUT
ON THE SURFACECopy !req
251. THE GRAVITY WILL BE
VERY INTENSE.Copy !req
252. HEY, NO PROB.Copy !req
253. THIS LEAD APRON
WILL PROTECT ME.Copy !req
254. I DON'T WANT ANY SCREWUPS.Copy !req
255. USE THE HOVER DOLLYCopy !req
256. AND JUST DELIVER
ONE PILLOW AT A TIME.Copy !req
257. HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA—Copy !req
258. LET'S DELIVER ALL
THE PILLOWS AT ONCE.Copy !req
259. - YEAH.
- THAT'S USING THE OLD NOODLE.Copy !req
260. COME ON, GIRDLE.Copy !req
261. HOLD.Copy !req
262. UH-OH.Copy !req
263. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?Copy !req
264. SOME BREAKING OCCURRED.Copy !req
265. THE DOLLY WAS INVOLVED.
THAT'S ABOUT ALL WE KNOW.Copy !req
266. I TOLD YOU DUMB APES
NOT TO OVERLOAD IT.Copy !req
267. EACH OF THOSE PILLOWS
WEIGHS 150 POUNDS HERE.Copy !req
268. ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET YOUR
PANTIES IN A KNOT.Copy !req
269. WE'LL JUST USE
THE BACKUP DOLLY.Copy !req
270. I'LL START LOADING
UP THE PILLOWS.Copy !req
271. NO WAY, JACK.Copy !req
272. YOU DISOBEYED AN ORDERCopy !req
273. SO NOW YOU HAVE TO DELIVER
ALL 40 PILLOWS BY HAND.Copy !req
274. LET ME ASK YOU A SERIOUS
QUESTION, LEELA.Copy !req
275. DOES THE COMPANY
THAT MADE YOUR BRACopy !req
276. MAKE A GIRDLE AS WELL?Copy !req
277. I ASK BECAUSE
A FRIEND OF MINE...Copy !req
278. JUST GET TO WORK.Copy !req
279. "I'M LEELA. GET TO WORK.
NA, NA, NA."Copy !req
280. I AGREE.Copy !req
281. THE POINT ISCopy !req
282. IT'S JUST SO HUMILIATINGCopy !req
283. WORKING FOR THAT MAN.Copy !req
284. ONCE, HE ACTUALLY ORDERED ME
TO SHAVE HIS ARMPITSCopy !req
285. WHILE HE WAS IN THE BATHTUB.Copy !req
286. SO I SAID TO HIM...Copy !req
287. YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE TALKCopy !req
288. ABOUT SOMETHING
BESIDES ZAPP FOR A WHILE?Copy !req
289. OH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
290. UM...Copy !req
291. WELL, HOW ABOUT
THEM, UM... OKAY.Copy !req
292. WELL, THERE HE WAS
IN THE TUB, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
293. AH... SOME GOOD,
OLD HIGH-GRAVITY RAIN.Copy !req
294. THAT'LL COOL US OFF.Copy !req
295. OW.Copy !req
296. OW, OW!Copy !req
297. THIS IS ALL LEELA'S FAULT.Copy !req
298. YEAH.Copy !req
299. IF SHE HAD LET US USE
THE BACKUP DOLLYCopy !req
300. WE COULD HAVE BROKEN ITCopy !req
301. GIVEN UP,
AND GONE HOME BY NOW.Copy !req
302. YOU KNOW, BOYSCopy !req
303. A GOOD CAPTAIN NEEDS
MANY SKILLSCopy !req
304. SUCH AS BOLDNESS, DARING
AND A VELOUR UNIFORMCopy !req
305. AND I'M NOT CONVINCED LEELA
HAS ANY OF THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
306. AH, LEELA'S NOT THAT BAD.Copy !req
307. I JUST WISH SHE DIDN'T
MAKE US WORK SO MUCH.Copy !req
308. BACK WHEN I WAS CAPTAINCopy !req
309. ALL I ASKED FROM MY MEN WAS
THEIR COMPLETE LOYALTY.Copy !req
310. IF I HAD THAT,
THEN FOR ALL I CAREDCopy !req
311. THEY COULD SIT AROUND
THE WHOLE DAY DRINKING BEERCopy !req
312. IN THEIR UNDERPANTS.Copy !req
313. BEER?Copy !req
314. UNDERPANTS?Copy !req
315. AH.
AH.Copy !req
316. BUT NOW, ZAPP'S NOT
CAPTAIN ANYMORE.Copy !req
317. I'M FREE!Copy !req
318. OH, YOU HEAR THAT?Copy !req
319. I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING.Copy !req
320. THIS IS A MUTINY!Copy !req
321. YOU'RE OUT
OF HERE, LADY.Copy !req
322. ZAPP'S THE
NEW CAPTAIN.Copy !req
323. ALL HAIL THE NEW CAPTAIN.Copy !req
324. LEELA, YOU MAY BE
A FORMIDABLECopy !req
325. DOER OF THE NASTYCopy !req
326. BUT I AM FORCED
TO RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR POST.Copy !req
327. ON WHAT GROUNDS,
YOU SLOBBERING OAF?Copy !req
328. FAILURE TO PREVENT A MUTINY.Copy !req
329. THROW HER IN THE BRIG.Copy !req
330. WE DON'T HAVE A BRIG.Copy !req
331. THEN THROW HER
IN THE LAUNDRY ROOMCopy !req
332. WHICH WILL HEREAFTER
BE REFERRED TO AS THE BRIG.Copy !req
333. YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME
TO BE CAPTAIN ANYMORE?Copy !req
334. YOU GOT IT, GENIUS.Copy !req
335. BUT DIDN'T I DO A GOOD JOB?Copy !req
336. YOU WERE MEAN,
AND YOU YELLEDCopy !req
337. AND YOU MADE US DO
ALL THAT WORK.Copy !req
338. SOMETIMES, A CAPTAIN NEEDS
TO DO THOSE THINGS.Copy !req
339. BESIDES, I THOUGHT
WE WERE FRIENDS.Copy !req
340. YEAH, WELLCopy !req
341. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SUCH A MEAN CAPTAIN, THEN.Copy !req
342. DON'T WORRY, LEELA.Copy !req
343. SOON, WE'LL BE
ABLE TO LOOK BACK
ON THIS AND LAUGH.Copy !req
344. BACK IN MY OLD UNIFORM.Copy !req
345. AND IT NEARLY STILL FITSCopy !req
346. EVEN AFTER ALL THAT
FATTENING HOBO CUISINE.Copy !req
347. WHAT SHALL I DO WITH
YOUR CIVILIAN CLOTHES, SIR?Copy !req
348. TAKE THEM TO
THE LAUNDRY BRIG.Copy !req
349. SO, DO I HAVE
YOUR LOYALTY, MEN?Copy !req
350. TO THE ENDS
OF THE UNIVERSE.Copy !req
351. TEN HUNDRED PERCENT.Copy !req
352. THAT'S NOT NEARLY LOYAL ENOUGH.Copy !req
353. I ORDER YOU TO SIT AROUND
AND DRINK BEERCopy !req
354. UNTIL YOU'RE AS LOYAL
AS KIFF HERE.Copy !req
355. YES, SIR, SIR.Copy !req
356. UM, MAY I HAVE
A BEER, SIR?Copy !req
357. NO, YOU'RE LOYAL
ENOUGH ALREADY.Copy !req
358. MEANWHILE, I HAVE A PLAN.Copy !req
359. WE WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY ATTACKCopy !req
360. OUR ARCHENEMY,
THE NEUTRAL PLANET.Copy !req
361. OH, GEEZ.Copy !req
362. ONCE THE NEUTRAL
WAR MACHINE LIES IN RUINSCopy !req
363. I'LL BE A HERO AGAINCopy !req
364. AND THE DOOP WILL
REINSTATE ME AS CAPTAIN.Copy !req
365. BUT, SIR, THAT PLAN
MAKES NO SENSE.Copy !req
366. MAYBE NOT TO YOU, KIFF.Copy !req
367. BUT IF I RECALL CORRECTLYCopy !req
368. YOU WERE COURT-MARTIALED
IN DISGRACE.Copy !req
369. OOH, BURN!Copy !req
370. NAILED YOU, BUDDY.Copy !req
371. PREPARE TO CONTINUECopy !req
372. THE EPIC STRUGGLE
BETWEEN GOOD AND NEUTRAL.Copy !req
373. THIS IS AWESOME.Copy !req
374. WE'RE GOING TO BE, LIKE,
"POW, POW, POW!"Copy !req
375. AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE,Copy !req
376. AND THEN, WE'LL HAVE PANCAKES
TO CELEBRATECopy !req
377. AND I'LL BE, LIKE...Copy !req
378. PRECISELY.Copy !req
379. NOW, IN THE NAME OF ALL
THAT IS GOOD AND HONORABLECopy !req
380. WE'LL CALL THE NEUTRAL PRESIDENTCopy !req
381. WITH A MESSAGE OF PEACE,
THEN BLAST HIM.Copy !req
382. YES, SIR, SIRDY,
SIR, SIR, SIR!Copy !req
383. FLY THE WHITE FLAG OF WAR.Copy !req
384. This is Zapp BranniganCopy !req
385. of the good ship...
Planet Expressship.Copy !req
386. I come swinging
the olive branch of peace.Copy !req
387. SHOULD WE TRUST HIM,
YOUR NEUTRALNESS?Copy !req
388. ALL I KNOW IS,
MY GUT SAYS, "MAYBE."Copy !req
389. WHAT NOW, CHIEF?Copy !req
390. NOW, WE CRASH THE SHIP
INTO THEIR HEADQUARTERSCopy !req
391. KILLING THEM
IN A HELLISH FIRESTORMCopy !req
392. FROM WHICH NO LIVING THING
CAN ESCAPE.Copy !req
393. GOOD, GOOD.
THEN WHAT?Copy !req
394. THEN YOUR MISSION
IS COMPLETE.Copy !req
395. I, MEANWHILE,
WILL HAVE EJECTED TO SAFETYCopy !req
396. WEARING THE ONLY SPACE SUIT
ON BOARD.Copy !req
397. WAIT A SECOND.
IS THIS PLAN
GOING TO KILL US?Copy !req
398. OF COURSE.Copy !req
399. WHAT DO YOU THINK
I MEANT BY LOYALTY?Copy !req
400. NOW, HELP ME INTO
THE ONLY SPACE SUIT.Copy !req
401. IT LOOKS A BIT SWEATY
IN THERECopy !req
402. SO YOU MAY NEED
TO APPLY BABY POWDER.Copy !req
403. LEELA, WE WANT YOU
TO BE CAPTAIN AGAIN.Copy !req
404. HE CANCELED NAP TIME?Copy !req
405. HE RAN OUT OF BEER?Copy !req
406. SO HE'S ABOUT TO KILL US.Copy !req
407. WE WANT LEELA
TO BE CAPTAIN AGAIN.Copy !req
408. SO, IT'S MUTINY, IS IT?Copy !req
409. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.Copy !req
410. COME, KIFF, LET'S EJECT.Copy !req
411. I FOUND A CHILDREN'S SPACE SUIT
YOU CAN WEAR.Copy !req
412. WELL, TO BE HONEST, SIRCopy !req
413. I'D RATHER STAY HERE
WITH CAPTAIN LEELA.Copy !req
414. SHE ACTUALLY LISTENS
TO WHAT I HAVE TO...Copy !req
415. OH, NO!Copy !req
416. HE'S DISABLED THE STEERING!Copy !req
417. WE'RE GONNA CRASH!Copy !req
418. LEELA, SAVE ME!Copy !req
419. AND YOURSELF, I GUESS.Copy !req
420. AND MY BANJO!Copy !req
421. AND FRY!Copy !req
422. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
423. WE HAVE ONE CHANCE.Copy !req
424. ARE YOU WILLING TO DO
WHAT I SAY AS CAPTAIN?Copy !req
425. ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
426. EVEN IF I MAKE YOU WORK HARD?Copy !req
427. AS YOUR GOD IS MY WITNESS.Copy !req
428. THEN GO GET THE
HOVER DOLLY YOU
DIDN'TBREAKCopy !req
429. AND LOAD ALL THE DARK MATTER
INTO THE LEFT ENGINE.Copy !req
430. OH, MAN,
THAT CRAP'S HEAVY!Copy !req
431. - AND WARM.
- JUST DO IT!Copy !req
432. YOUR NEUTRALNESS,
IT'S A BEIGE ALERT.Copy !req
433. IF I DON'T SURVIVECopy !req
434. TELL MY WIFE, "HELLO."Copy !req
435. HURRY!Copy !req
436. I DON'T WANT TO DIE
AT THE AGE OF 25!Copy !req
437. Honey, unless we
hit a time warpCopy !req
438. I wouldn't
worry about it.Copy !req
439. IT'S TOO LOW!Copy !req
440. QUICK!Copy !req
441. YOU DID IT!Copy !req
442. YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!Copy !req
443. AND NO ONE WILL HAVE TO PUNISH
ANYONE FOR THE MUTINY!Copy !req
444. AND SO,
WHEN CAPTAIN LEELA PANICKED—Copy !req
445. PERHAPS DISTRACTED
BY FEMALE TROUBLES—Copy !req
446. MY QUICK THINKING ALLOWED ME
TO DO WHATEVER I DIDCopy !req
447. TO SAVE THE DAY.Copy !req
448. CAPTAIN LEELACopy !req
449. IS THIS RAMBLING STORY
OF MAGIC AND HEROISM TRUE?Copy !req
450. WELL, ACTUALLY...Copy !req
451. THAT-A-GIRL!Copy !req
452. IF THEY DON'T TAKE HIM BACK,
WE CAN KEEP HIM AS CAPTAIN.Copy !req
453. YOUR HONOR, IT'S ALL TRUE—Copy !req
454. MY FEMALE INCOMPETENCE,
ZAPP'S CATLIKE REFLEXESCopy !req
455. THE STUFF THAT MADE NO SENSE,
ALL OF IT.Copy !req
456. IN THAT CASE,
ZAPP BRANNIGANCopy !req
457. I HEREBY RESTORE YOUR RANK
AND PARKING PRIVILEGES.Copy !req
458. OH, FOO!Copy !req
459. COME, KIFFCopy !req
460. WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.Copy !req
461. I'LL CALL AND TELL
YOU ABOUT IT.Copy !req
462. LEELACopy !req
463. I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT EVEN
THOUGH YOU'RE MEANCopy !req
464. YOU'RE THE BEST
CAPTAIN EVER.Copy !req
465. YEAH, YOU'RE ONE
DYNAMITE LADY.Copy !req
466. CAN WE HAVE THE WEEK OFF?Copy !req
467. NO!Copy !req
468. PLEASE?Copy !req
469. COME ON, CAPTAIN.Copy !req
470. OH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
471. NO TIME OFF!Copy !req
472. OH, MAN.Copy !req
473. LET'S MUTINY.Copy !req