1. HMM, SPIDER... HUBBLE...Copy !req
2. NITRO... UH-UH.Copy !req
3. OOH! BIG PINK!Copy !req
4. IT'S THE ONLY GUMCopy !req
5. WITH THE BREATH-
FRESHENING POWER OF HAM.Copy !req
6. AND IT PINKENS YOUR TEETH
WHILE YOU CHEW.Copy !req
7. ALL RIGHT, SERGEANT,
$100 WORTH OF PIXY STIX
AND PORNO MAGSCopy !req
8. WITH YOUR FIVE PERCENT
MILITARY DISCOUNTCopy !req
9. COMES TO $95.Copy !req
10. THAT'LL BE 40 CENTS.Copy !req
11. I BELIEVE YOU'RE FORGETTINGCopy !req
12. ABOUT OUR FIVE PERCENT
MILITARY DISCOUNT.Copy !req
13. WELL, THAT'S ONLY FOR PEOPLE
IN THE MILITARY.Copy !req
14. WHAT? HUH?Copy !req
15. THIS IS THE WORST KIND
OF DISCRIMINATION—Copy !req
16. THE KIND AGAINST ME.Copy !req
17. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, OUR POLICY ISCopy !req
18. IF FOR ANY REASON
YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED,Copy !req
19. I HATE YOU.Copy !req
20. HEY, FELLAS... WHOA!Copy !req
21. OKAY, NOW I'M MAD.Copy !req
22. FULL PRICE FOR GUM?Copy !req
23. THAT DOG WON'T HUNT,
MONSIGNOR.Copy !req
24. HELLO.Copy !req
25. WE'RE HERE
BECAUSE WE, UH...Copy !req
26. LOVE OUR PLANET.Copy !req
27. SIGN HERE ON THE DOTTED LINE,
PATRIOTSCopy !req
28. AND I'LL GIVE YOU
YOUR DISCOUNT CARDS.Copy !req
29. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY—Copy !req
30. WE CAN USE THE CARDS
TO BUY GUMCopy !req
31. THEN IMMEDIATELY
QUIT THE ARMY, RIGHT?Copy !req
32. YOU KNOW, PLAYING YOU ALL
FOR CHUMPS?Copy !req
33. CORRECT.
THERE'S NO OBLIGATION.Copy !req
34. UNLESS OF COURSE...
WAR WERE DECLARED.Copy !req
35. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
36. WAR WERE DECLARED.Copy !req
37. NOW, BE CAREFUL, FRYCopy !req
38. AND IF YOU KILL ANYONE,
MAKE SURE TO EAT THEIR HEARTCopy !req
39. TO GAIN THEIR COURAGE...Copy !req
40. THEIR RICH, TASTY COURAGE.Copy !req
41. I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY
ABOUT YOUR JOBSCopy !req
42. WHILE YOU'RE AWAY.Copy !req
43. THAT'S WHY
I'M FIRING YOU NOW.Copy !req
44. I WANT TO ENLIST.Copy !req
45. MY FRIENDS ALWAYS DIE
IF I'M NOT THERE TO SAVE THEM.Copy !req
46. SORRY, BUT THE
ARMY'S INSTITUTED
A MEN-ONLY POLICY.Copy !req
47. WHAT?Copy !req
48. IT'S SHAMEFUL,
I AGREE.Copy !req
49. IN THE OLDEN DAYS,
I PROUDLY FOUGHT
ALONGSIDE FEMALE TROOPSCopy !req
50. SHOULDER TO,
UH... SHOULDER.Copy !req
51. ALAS, AFTER A SERIES
OF DEADLY BLUNDERSCopy !req
52. CAUSED BY DISTRACTING
LOW-CUT FATIGUESCopy !req
53. AND LOTS OF HARMLESS PINCHINGCopy !req
54. THE ARMY DECIDED WOMEN
WEREN'T FIT FOR SERVICE.Copy !req
55. NOT WHEN I'M IN CHARGE.Copy !req
56. YOU KNOW, ZAPP, SOMEONE OUGHT
TO TEACH YOU A LESSON.Copy !req
57. IF IT'S A LESSON
IN LOVE, WATCH OUT.Copy !req
58. I SUFFER FROM A VERY SEXY
LEARNING DISABILITY.Copy !req
59. WHAT DO I CALL IT, KIFF?Copy !req
60. SEX-LEXIA.Copy !req
61. MEN, YOU'RE LUCKY MEN.Copy !req
62. SOON YOU'LL ALL BE FIGHTING
FOR YOUR PLANET.Copy !req
63. MANY OF YOU WILL BE DYING
FOR YOUR PLANET.Copy !req
64. A FEW OF YOU WILL BE FORCED
THROUGH A FINE-MESHED SCREENCopy !req
65. FOR YOUR PLANET.Copy !req
66. THEY WILL BE
THE LUCKIEST OF ALL.Copy !req
67. GREAT.
WE'RE GONNA DIE.Copy !req
68. AND THIS HAM GUM
IS ALL BONES.Copy !req
69. NOW TO PRESENT THE LOGISTICS
OF OUR MISSIONCopy !req
70. THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF.Copy !req
71. PLEASE WELCOME THE ORIGINAL
GERBER BABYCopy !req
72. EARTH PRESIDENT
RICHARD M. NIXON.Copy !req
73. THIS IS THE BRASS RING, FELLAS.Copy !req
74. PLANET SPHERON ONE.Copy !req
75. COOL EFFECT!Copy !req
76. IT'S A DESOLATE, UGLY,
LITTLE PLANETCopy !req
77. WITH ABSOLUTELY
NO NATURAL RESOURCESCopy !req
78. OR STRATEGIC VALUE.Copy !req
79. QUESTIONS?Copy !req
80. WHY IS THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET
WORTH DYING FOR?Copy !req
81. DON'T ASK ME. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S GOING TO BE DYING.Copy !req
82. UH, JUST SO WE'LL KNOW,
WHO'S THE ENEMY?Copy !req
83. A VALID QUESTION.Copy !req
84. WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
THEIR LANGUAGECopy !req
85. THEIR HISTORY,
OR WHAT THEY LOOK LIKECopy !req
86. THEY STAND FOR EVERYTHING
WE DON'T STAND FOR.Copy !req
87. ALSO, THEY TOLD ME YOU GUYS
LOOK LIKE DORKS.Copy !req
88. THEYLOOK LIKE DORKS!Copy !req
89. OH, I'M GONNA...Copy !req
90. MM-HMM.Copy !req
91. MM-HMM.Copy !req
92. WHAT'S THE MATTER, PRIVATE?
TENT GOT YOUR TONGUE?Copy !req
93. TENT GOT YOUR...Copy !req
94. KIFF, WRITE THAT DOWN
AND SEND IT TO
"HUMOR IN UNIFORM."Copy !req
95. AW... OH!Copy !req
96. HMM.Copy !req
97. WHOA!
CHECK OUT THATGUY.Copy !req
98. HE MAKES SPEEDY GONZALES
LOOK LIKE REGULAR GONZALES.Copy !req
99. THAT NEW RECRUIT IS
PHENOMENAL, SIR.Copy !req
100. YES. HE EDGED OUT MY OLD MARK
BY TWO SECONDS.Copy !req
101. AND 16 MINUTES.Copy !req
102. AND 12 HOURS.Copy !req
103. I DO PLAN TO FINISH
SOMEDAY, KIFF.Copy !req
104. GOOD HUSTLE, SOLDIER.Copy !req
105. OH!Copy !req
106. UH, SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
107. I WAS STILL
IN ATTACK MODE.Copy !req
108. YOU KNOW HOW
TESTOSTERONE IS.Copy !req
109. AS A BUBBLING CROCK-POT
OF MALE HORMONES, I SURE DO.Copy !req
110. WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
PRIVATE?Copy !req
111. LEE... LA... MAN.Copy !req
112. LA-MAN.Copy !req
113. LEMON!Copy !req
114. LEE LEMON, SIR.Copy !req
115. LEMON, YOU'RE A MAN'S MAN.Copy !req
116. YOU'RE A MAN'S MAN'S MAN.Copy !req
117. AND MORE IMPORTANTLYCopy !req
118. YOUR HAND, WHILE FIRM
AND MASCULINECopy !req
119. IS SOFT AS A VELVET CHILD.Copy !req
120. WHAT LOTION DO YOU USE?Copy !req
121. PERT 'N' POPULAR, SIR.Copy !req
122. ROGER THAT.Copy !req
123. KIFF, GET ME TEN CASES
OF PERT 'N' POPULAR.Copy !req
124. WHAT SHALL I DO
WITH YOUR JERGENS, SIR?Copy !req
125. SQUIRT IT ON
SOME HOMELESS MAN
WITH DRY ELBOWS.Copy !req
126. PRIVATE LEE LEMON MAY WELL BE
THE FINEST RECRUIT I'VE SEENCopy !req
127. IN ALL MY YEARS OF SERVICE.Copy !req
128. THAT YOUNG MAN FILLS ME
WITH HOPE...Copy !req
129. AND SOME OTHER EMOTIONS
THAT ARE WEIRD AND...Copy !req
130. DEEPLY CONFUSING ME.Copy !req
131. EW.Copy !req
132. HELLO.Copy !req
133. MMM.Copy !req
134. NOW THAT'S
A NICE ROSE.Copy !req
135. SO, ANYWAY,
WE OPEN UP THE PANDA CRATECopy !req
136. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT,
THE DAMN THING'S DEAD.Copy !req
137. UPCHUCKED ITS BAMBOO.Copy !req
138. TRUE STORY.Copy !req
139. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.Copy !req
140. THAT'S WHATEVER-YOU-WERE-
TALKING-ABOUT FOR YOU.Copy !req
141. - MIND IF WE SIT WITH YOU?
- UH, HEY.Copy !req
142. WHY THE HELL WOULD I?
WE'RE ALL GUYS HERE.Copy !req
143. SWEATY, HAIRY, GASSY GUYS.Copy !req
144. GOOD POINT. I GUESS.Copy !req
145. YOU'RE MY KIND OF SOLDIER,
LEMON—Copy !req
146. A FOUL-MOUTHED, BARREL-CHESTED,
BEER-BELLY PILE OF UGLY MUSCLE.Copy !req
147. SO, ANY OF YOU FELLAS GOT
A SPECIAL LADY BACK HOME?Copy !req
148. WELL, I SORT HAVE A THING
FOR THIS GIRL I WORK WITH.Copy !req
149. REALLY?Copy !req
150. WHAT TYPE IS SHE?Copy !req
151. YOU KNOW, BLONDE, OR CHINESE,
OR CYCLOPS?Copy !req
152. CYCLOPS.Copy !req
153. AW.Copy !req
154. SHE SOUNDS SWEET.Copy !req
155. BUT SWEET GIRLS
AREN'T FOR YOU, EH?Copy !req
156. YOU HARD-FIGHTIN',
HARD-FARTIN',
UGLY, UGLY SON OF A...Copy !req
157. STOP!
STOP FLATTERING ME.Copy !req
158. TEN-HUT!Copy !req
159. WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T LEE LEMONCopy !req
160. THE FLAMING STAR
OF BRANNIGAN'S ROUGH RANGERS.Copy !req
161. SAY, UH, LEMON,
DO YOU LIKE TO READ?Copy !req
162. I JUST GOT A GREAT BOOK
ON TAPE.Copy !req
163. IT'S ABOUT LIFE
IN ANCIENT GREECE AND...Copy !req
164. SIR, THE ALARM.Copy !req
165. I THINK I BETTER... SHH!Copy !req
166. DON'T TALK. JUST GO.Copy !req
167. WE ARE NOW IN POSITION
ABOVE SPHERON ONE.Copy !req
168. THIS IS THE MOMENT
WE WERE TRAINING FORCopy !req
169. ALL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON.Copy !req
170. AND NOW FOR THE BATTLE PLAN.Copy !req
171. AS YOU ALL KNOWCopy !req
172. THE KEY TO VICTORY
IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.Copy !req
173. SURPRISE!Copy !req
174. IT'S CREEPY HERE.Copy !req
175. THIS IS THE WORST PART—Copy !req
176. THE CALM BEFORE
THE BATTLE.Copy !req
177. AND THEN THE BATTLE'S
NOT SO BAD?Copy !req
178. OH, RIGHT.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE BATTLE.Copy !req
179. WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
180. HOLY SHOOT!Copy !req
181. LOOKY!Copy !req
182. THE ENEMY, THEY'RE BALLS!Copy !req
183. OW!Copy !req
184. CHARGE YOUR GUN, FRY!Copy !req
185. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
186. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE
SHOOTING, PRIVATE.Copy !req
187. YOU SPOOKED FELICITY.Copy !req
188. THERE, THERE, BOY.Copy !req
189. YAH!Copy !req
190. WHAA!Copy !req
191. HEE! HA!Copy !req
192. YE-OW!Copy !req
193. GIVE THIS TO MY SON.Copy !req
194. YOU GOT IT.Copy !req
195. WAIT. I DIDN'T TELL YOU
WHERE HE LIVES.Copy !req
196. HEY, I THINK YOUR SON
MIGHT ALSO LIKE THOSE BOOTS.Copy !req
197. COVER US, BUDDY!Copy !req
198. YOU GOT THE ONLY WOUNDED UP
POSITRON SHOOTER.Copy !req
199. FRY, YOU EMU-BELLIED COWARD!Copy !req
200. AAH!Copy !req
201. OH!Copy !req
202. BENDER, NO!Copy !req
203. IF THEY PUT ME ON A STAMPCopy !req
204. TELL THEM TO USE
THE YOUNG BENDER.Copy !req
205. INCOMING WOUNDED.Copy !req
206. ALL PERSONNEL REPORT
TO OPERATING TENT FOUR.Copy !req
207. FOUR.Copy !req
208. I-I MEAN, FIVE.Copy !req
209. FOUR.Copy !req
210. ARE YOU READY TO OPERATE,
DOCTOR?Copy !req
211. I'D LOVE TO, BUT FIRST
I HAVE TO PERFORM SURGERY.Copy !req
212. I KID, I KID.Copy !req
213. SCALPEL.Copy !req
214. BLOOD BUCKET.Copy !req
215. PRIEST.Copy !req
216. NEXT PATIENT!Copy !req
217. GEEZ, ZOIDBERG, LEAVE SOME
FOR THE ENEMY TO KILL.Copy !req
218. LEAVE DR. ZOIDBERG ALONE.Copy !req
219. HE HAS TWICE THE TRAINING
YOU DO.Copy !req
220. YEAH, HE'S A DOCTOR
ANDA BUTCHER.Copy !req
221. OH, SEE? THIS IS
HOW IT STARTS—Copy !req
222. FIRST WITH THE JOKESCopy !req
223. THEN COMES THE HEAVY STUFF.Copy !req
224. WHEN WILL THE KILLING END?Copy !req
225. LOOK AT
THIS SISSY, KIFF.Copy !req
226. WHILE OTHERS WERE FIGHTING
AND DYING POINTLESSLYCopy !req
227. HE WAS HIDING IN A HOLECopy !req
228. WALLOWING IN A POOL
OF HIS OWN COWARDICE.Copy !req
229. THAT WASN'T COWARDICE.Copy !req
230. I'M DE-PROMOTING YOU,
SOLDIER.Copy !req
231. KIFF, WHAT'S THE MOST
HUMILIATING JOB THERE IS?Copy !req
232. BEING
YOUR ASSISTANT.Copy !req
233. WRONG.Copy !req
234. BEING YOURASSISTANT.Copy !req
235. PRIVATE FRY,
YOU SHALL HENCEFORTH SERVECopy !req
236. AS KIFF'S ASSISTANT.Copy !req
237. THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD.Copy !req
238. YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN I TELL
YOU TO, YOU FILTHY WORM!Copy !req
239. I'M AFRAID HE'S GONE.Copy !req
240. WHOA, DOC, I AIN'T DEAD.Copy !req
241. EXCUSE ME. I BELIEVE
I'M THE DOCTOR.Copy !req
242. BELIEVE IT ALL YOU WANT.
THAT WON'T MAKE IT TRUE.Copy !req
243. THIS ISN'T A WAR.
IT'S A MURDER.Copy !req
244. THIS ISN'T A WAR. IT'S A MURDER.Copy !req
245. BENDER, OLD BUDDY,
HANG IN THERE.Copy !req
246. HERE LIES THE BRAVEST SOLDIER
I'VE SEENCopy !req
247. SINCE MY MIRROR
GOT GREASE ON IT.Copy !req
248. I HEREBY ORDER
THAT IN BENDER'S HONORCopy !req
249. HE BE MELTED DOWN AND MADE
INTO A STATUE OF HIMSELF.Copy !req
250. SLOW DOWN THERE, STARSKY.Copy !req
251. I'M UP TO SOMETHING HERE.Copy !req
252. I WANT THIS ROBOT FIXED—Copy !req
253. FIXED LIKE KENNEDY FIXED
THE 1960 ELECTION.Copy !req
254. DAMN BEAN-EATING WAR HERO.Copy !req
255. ARE YOU READY TO OPERATE,
DOCTOR?Copy !req
256. I'D LOVE TO, BUT FIRST
I HAVE TO PERFORM SURGERY.Copy !req
257. THAT'S MY JOKE.Copy !req
258. I'LL KILL YOU!Copy !req
259. OH!Copy !req
260. AH... PREWAR SCOTCH.Copy !req
261. WELCOME,
LIEUTENANT BENDER.Copy !req
262. YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP.Copy !req
263. I GOT WHEELS WITH
CLICKETY CLACKERS.Copy !req
264. DAMN IT, KIFF, WHERE'S
THE LITTLE UMBRELLA?Copy !req
265. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.Copy !req
266. ACTUALLY, SIR... OOH!Copy !req
267. MAKE ME A NEW ONE.Copy !req
268. USE A BRUSH,
YOU DUNDERHEADCopy !req
269. AND MIX THESE
MIXED NUTS.Copy !req
270. I SEE TWO ALMONDS
TOUCHING.Copy !req
271. NOW LISTEN HERE,
BENDER.Copy !req
272. THIS WAR IS IN DANGER
OF GOING ALL QUAGMIRE ON ME.Copy !req
273. SO, I'M SENDING YOU
ON ONE LAST MISSION.Copy !req
274. HOT DIGGITY DAFFODIL!Copy !req
275. - A MISSION OF PEACE.Copy !req
276. YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATINGCopy !req
277. WITH THE ALIENS'
MYSTERIOUS LEADERSCopy !req
278. THE BRAIN BALLS.Copy !req
279. THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF BRAINSCopy !req
280. AND THEY'VE GOT
A LOT OF CHUTZPAH.Copy !req
281. ACCOMPANYING YOU WILL BE
OUR TOP PEACE NEGOTIATOR...Copy !req
282. HENRY KISSINGER.Copy !req
283. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
284. IS HE ANY GOOD?Copy !req
285. LOOKING LIKE THATCopy !req
286. HE TALKED HIS WAY INTO
JILL ST. JOHN'S BED.Copy !req
287. 'NUFF SAID.Copy !req
288. A LITTLE LOWER.Copy !req
289. LOWER.Copy !req
290. LOWER.Copy !req
291. A LOT LOWER.Copy !req
292. TOO LOW!Copy !req
293. LOWER.Copy !req
294. PRIVATE LEMON...Copy !req
295. NO NEED TO LEAVE.Copy !req
296. MY STALL JUST BECAME FREE.Copy !req
297. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
PUT ON A TOWEL, SIR.Copy !req
298. RIGHT, RIGHT.Copy !req
299. I'M ABOUT TO TRY THE NEW LOTION
YOU RECOMMENDED.Copy !req
300. IF I SHOULD ACCIDENTALLY
PUT TOO MUCH ON MY HANDSCopy !req
301. PERHAPS I COULD
RUB IT ONTO YOU.Copy !req
302. BRANNIGAN!
HMM?Copy !req
303. MY GOD, COVER YOURSELF.Copy !req
304. I DIDN'T LIVE
A THOUSAND YEARSCopy !req
305. AND TRAVEL
A QUADRILLION MILESCopy !req
306. TO LOOK AT
ANOTHER MAN'S GIZMO.Copy !req
307. SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
308. I DIDN'T REALIZE.Copy !req
309. KIFF, RAISE HIM UP
ABOUT NIPPLE HIGH.Copy !req
310. COME ON, BRANNIGAN, STUFF
YOURSELF INTO A UNIFORM.Copy !req
311. WE'VE GOT TO
GET OFF THIS PLANETCopy !req
312. BEFORE THE BOMB
GOES OFF.Copy !req
313. BOMB?Copy !req
314. WHAT BOMB?Copy !req
315. THE ONE WE HAD
THE DOCTORS IMPLANTCopy !req
316. IN THAT GULLIBLE
BENDER ROBOT.Copy !req
317. MMM...Copy !req
318. ZAPP. ZAPP! HMM?Copy !req
319. INSPECT THE
TROOPS LATER.Copy !req
320. IT'S TIME TO ACTIVATE THE BOMB.Copy !req
321. NOW AS FOR ECONOMIC
COOPERATION...Copy !req
322. OH. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
323. ATTENTION...Copy !req
324. ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE
THE PLANET IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
325. AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
IT'S MEAT LOAF NIGHT.Copy !req
326. COME ALONG, LEMON, BEFORE
THIS WHOLE DUMP BLOWS UP.Copy !req
327. UH, COMMANDER...Copy !req
328. COULD YOU TELL ME
WHEN THE BOMB IS EXPLODING?Copy !req
329. OF COURSE,
MY SIGNIFICANT SOLDIER.Copy !req
330. THE BOMB IS VOICE ACTIVATED.Copy !req
331. IT WILL DETONATE THE INSTANTCopy !req
332. THE ROBOT UNWITTINGLY
SPEAKS A CERTAIN WORD.Copy !req
333. WHAT'S THE WORD...
UH, SIR?Copy !req
334. IT'S THE ONE WORD THE ROBOT USES
MORE THAN ANY OTHER.Copy !req
335. WE GOT IT FROM THIS
CONVENIENT DATABASECopy !req
336. OF HIS TEN MOST
FREQUENTLY USED WORDS.Copy !req
337. "BITE."Copy !req
338. "MY."Copy !req
339. AND BENDER'S NUMBER ONE
MOST FREQUENTLY UTTERED WORDCopy !req
340. THE WORD WHICH, IF UTTERED, WILL
BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE PLANET...Copy !req
341. WE DON'T HAVE LONG.Copy !req
342. WE DEMAND BOUNCING,
FOLLOWED BY ROLLING,Copy !req
343. FOLLOWED BY ROLLING
OF THE THIRD TYPE.Copy !req
344. SAY WHAT?Copy !req
345. MY CHAIR'S TOO HARD.Copy !req
346. IT'S A REAL PAIN
IN THE...Copy !req
347. UH, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?Copy !req
348. LOWER BACK.Copy !req
349. YEAH, THAT WHOLE REGION.Copy !req
350. OKAY. I GOT TO
BREAK DOWN THAT GATECopy !req
351. BEAT UP THOSE THREE GUARDS,
STEAL THAT CHOPPERCopy !req
352. AND RESCUE BENDER.Copy !req
353. HEY, I DID IT.Copy !req
354. WAIT, THAT'S NOT ME.Copy !req
355. COME ON, WE GOT
TO SAVE BENDER.Copy !req
356. YOU WANT TO SAVE HIM,
TOO, LEMON?Copy !req
357. YOU BARELY KNOW HIM.Copy !req
358. FRY, DON'T YOU
RECOGNIZE ME?Copy !req
359. HERMES?Copy !req
360. LEE... WHEN WILL
I SEE YOU AGAIN?Copy !req
361. THE TWO OF YOU ARE...
GOOD FRIENDS?Copy !req
362. BUT I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE...
GOOD FRIENDS.Copy !req
363. WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW FRIENDLY YOU GETCopy !req
364. WHEN YOU'RE SHARING
A PRISON CELL.Copy !req
365. HEY, ZAPP.
HUH?Copy !req
366. LEELA!
LEELA.Copy !req
367. SO IT'S YOU
I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO.Copy !req
368. OH, GOD,
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPYCopy !req
369. TO BE BEATEN UP BY A WOMAN.Copy !req
370. LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME.Copy !req
371. THE ELDERS TELL OF
A YOUNG BALL MUCH LIKE YOU.Copy !req
372. HE BOUNCED THREE
METERS IN THE AIR.Copy !req
373. THEN, HE BOUNCED
1.8 METERS IN THE AIR.Copy !req
374. THEN, HE BOUNCED FOUR METERS
IN THE AIR.Copy !req
375. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?Copy !req
376. MR. AMBASSADOR,
OUR PEOPLE TELL THE SAME STORY.Copy !req
377. OY.Copy !req
378. THESE BALLS ARE
MAKING ME TESTY!Copy !req
379. IF THEY DON'T STOP
BOUNCING AND JIGGLINGCopy !req
380. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SHOVE
THIS TREATY UP THEIR...Copy !req
381. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
382. WHERE DO YOU SHOVE THINGS
UP A BALL?Copy !req
383. THIS ISN'T A PRODUCTIVE AREA
OF DISCUSSION.Copy !req
384. WE'RE HERE.Copy !req
385. I FOLLOWED THE BOUNCING BALLS.Copy !req
386. I'LL KEEP THE CHOPPER
AT A SAFE ALTITUDECopy !req
387. WHILE YOU PARACHUTE DOWN.Copy !req
388. OKAY.Copy !req
389. MY BEST FRIEND'S LIFE
IS AT STAKE.Copy !req
390. I CAN FINALLY PROVE
THAT I'M NOT A COWARD.Copy !req
391. WILL YOU PUSH ME?Copy !req
392. I ALREADY DID.Copy !req
393. THANK YOU!Copy !req
394. AT LAST...
WAR HAS MADE ME INTO A MAN.Copy !req
395. WHEE!Copy !req
396. PLEASE, GENTLEMENCopy !req
397. WE MUST PUT AN END
TO THE BLOODSHED.Copy !req
398. WE HAVE ALL SEEN TOO MANY
BODY BAGS AND BALL SACKS.Copy !req
399. WE CANNOT CONDONE BOUNCING
OF THE SEVENTH VARIETY.Copy !req
400. ENOUGH
OF THIS CRAP!Copy !req
401. I'M CATCHING THE NEXT PIMPMOBILE
OUT OF HERECopy !req
402. BUT BEFORE I GO,
I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.Copy !req
403. BITE MY SHINY... METAL...Copy !req
404. STOP!Copy !req
405. YOU CAN'T SAY THE NEXT WORD.Copy !req
406. UP YOURS, CHUMP.Copy !req
407. I SAID IT 906 TIMES
BEFORE LUNCH.Copy !req
408. BENDER, IF YOU SAY
THE "A" WORDCopy !req
409. YOU'LL BLOW THIS WHOLE PLANET
STRAIGHT TO THE "H" WORD.Copy !req
410. YOUNG MAN...Copy !req
411. YOU HAVE THE BRAVERY
OF A HEROCopy !req
412. AND BREATH AS FRESH
AS A SUMMER HAM.Copy !req
413. WHAT? WHAT IS FUNNY?Copy !req
414. BENDER'S GOT
THE UPPER HAND NOW.Copy !req
415. THE NAME OF THE GAME
IS MAKE BENDER HAPPYCopy !req
416. OR HE BLOWS UP
THE PLANET!Copy !req
417. I'D RATHER DIE
AND TAKE EVERYBODY WITH MECopy !req
418. THAN SIT HERE
ONE MORE MINUTECopy !req
419. AND LISTEN TO THESE IDIOTS TALK
ABOUT BOUNCING.Copy !req
420. PLEASE, STAY CALM.Copy !req
421. THERE'S NO NEED TO
BOUNCE OFF THE HANDLE.Copy !req
422. THAT'S IT, I'M SAYING IT!Copy !req
423. "A" IS FOR A... WAIT!Copy !req
424. STOP.Copy !req
425. WE GIVE IN TO ALL
OF EARTH'S DEMANDS.Copy !req
426. THE WAR IS OVER.Copy !req
427. OUR HOME PLANET
IS YOURS.Copy !req
428. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
429. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
430. THIS IS YOUR HOME PLANET?Copy !req
431. WE'RETHE EVIL INVADING ALIENS?Copy !req
432. CORRECT.Copy !req
433. THEN I GUESS YOU LEARNEDCopy !req
434. A VALUABLE LESSON.Copy !req
435. DON'T MESS WITH EARTH.Copy !req
436. MAY YOU BOUNCE IN PEACE.Copy !req
437. GET THE HELL OFF MY PLANET.Copy !req
438. WELL, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
439. LET'S REACTIVATE HIM.Copy !req
440. WAKE UP!Copy !req
441. HEY, CHUMPS AND CHUMPETTES.Copy !req
442. DID YOU GET THE BOMB OUT?Copy !req
443. CAN I GO BACK TO SAYING
THE WORD I LOVE TO SAY?Copy !req
444. I'M SORRY, BUT WE
COULDN'T REMOVE IT.Copy !req
445. IT'S STUCK IN THERE
WITH GLUE OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
446. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
447. WELL, THIS IS JUST GREAT.Copy !req
448. WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING
IF I CAN'T SAY ASS?Copy !req
449. HEY, I DIDN'T BLOW UP!Copy !req
450. ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS!Copy !req
451. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
452. I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE.Copy !req
453. WE COULDN'T DISARM THE BOMBCopy !req
454. SO WE RESET THE WORD
THAT TRIGGERS IT.Copy !req
455. IT'S FROM THE LIST OF WORDS
YOU ALMOST NEVER SAY.Copy !req
456. THAT'S USING YOUR ASS.Copy !req
457. SO WHAT'S THE WORD?Copy !req
458. WE THINK IT'S BETTER
IF YOU DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
459. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
460. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT.Copy !req
461. PLEASE?Copy !req
462. OOH, IS IT "PLEASE"?Copy !req
463. NOPE.Copy !req
464. HMM.Copy !req
465. WORDS I NEVER SAY.Copy !req
466. OH. I KNOW. "THANKS."Copy !req
467. BENDER, STOP TRYING
TO DESTROY THE WORLD.Copy !req
468. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
469. IS IT "SORRY"?Copy !req
470. NO.Copy !req
471. "FUNDERFUL"?Copy !req
472. "NON-ALCOHOLIC"?Copy !req
473. MMM... "COMPASSION"?
"SHRIMP TOAST"?Copy !req
474. "ANTIQUING"?Copy !req
475. I'M ALL RIGHT.Copy !req