1. And in sportsCopy !req
2. Yankees' fifth blurnsman,
William WooCopy !req
3. is out with an
injured knee.Copy !req
4. So humans have
easily injured knees.Copy !req
5. My race will find
this information
very useful indeed.Copy !req
6. And finally,
today is Mother's DayCopy !req
7. a sentimental occasion
when robots honor MomCopy !req
8. the beloved owner
of Mom's Friendly Robot Company.Copy !req
9. Across Earth, robots built
in Mom's factoriesCopy !req
10. are buying thoughtful gifts
for the sweet old tycoonCopy !req
11. who brought them
into the world.Copy !req
12. This originates
from the heart!Copy !req
13. It's just what I wanted.Copy !req
14. COME LOOK, EVERYONE.Copy !req
15. FOR MOMMY.Copy !req
16. VERY NICE. WHERE'D
YOU STEAL THEM?Copy !req
17. I DIDN'T STEAL 'EM.
I BOUGHT 'EM.Copy !req
18. I LOVE HER THAT MUCH.Copy !req
19. WHAT DID YOU GET HER,
YOU MUSHY GIZMO?Copy !req
20. OH, PRECIOUS THINGS.Copy !req
21. OF MICE HAVING TEA.Copy !req
22. WHEN I WAS ONLY A MONTH OLD.Copy !req
23. BUT THE BEST PART IS,Copy !req
24. EXPRESSED IN A GREETING CARD.Copy !req
25. "YOU CREATED ME, MOM,
SO I GUESS YOU'RE TO BLAMECopy !req
26. "FOR THE LOVE THAT I FEEL
JUST FROM HEARING YOUR NAME.Copy !req
27. "YOU'RE AS TENDER
AND WARM AS PASTRAMI."Copy !req
28. [ Chiming Tones,
Child's Voice ]
I wuv my mommy.Copy !req
29. SO HOW ARE YOUCopy !req
30. TO MOM'S FACTORY?Copy !req
31. I'LL GET A COUPLE OF CHUMPS
TO HELP ME.Copy !req
32. COME ON. YOU CALL
YOURSELVES CHUMPS?Copy !req
33. MAN, THERE'S CLOUDS
OF EXHAUST EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
34. UH, IT WASN'T ME.Copy !req
35. I'VE NOT MUCH MONEYCopy !req
36. BUT I'VE SAVED MYCopy !req
37. FOR A GIFT FOR MOM.Copy !req
38. UPSY-DAISY.Copy !req
39. OH.Copy !req
40. OH...Copy !req
41. HEY, LOOK.
THE ROBOT MUSEUM.Copy !req
42. ABOUT ROBOT HERITAGE?Copy !req
43. UM, ALL RIGHT.
NOT REALLY.Copy !req
44. WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
BUT YOU'RE PAYING.Copy !req
45. OOH, OOH! WAX REPLICASCopy !req
46. MOM EVER BUILT.Copy !req
47. THEY'RE SO LIFELESS-LIKE.Copy !req
48. THAT'S THE WORLD'SCopy !req
49. VINCENT VAN GOBOT.Copy !req
50. AND HAD ONE INSTALLED.Copy !req
51. HEY, WHO'S THIS GUY?Copy !req
52. I'M THE JANITOR.
I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP HERE.Copy !req
53. I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MADE OF WAX.Copy !req
54. I AM MADE OF WAX.
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?Copy !req
55. WERE ONE OF THE WAX ROBOTS.Copy !req
56. CAN'T TAKE A NAPCopy !req
57. OF A BUNCH OF WAX ROBOTS?Copy !req
58. OR DOES THAT CONFUSE YOU?Copy !req
59. "SEE THROUGH THE EYES
OF A BENDER UNIT." FINE.Copy !req
60. HEY, LET ME TRY IT.Copy !req
61. WHOA, THAT GIVES ME A HEADACHE.Copy !req
62. HEY, BENDER. HERE'S AN EXHIBIT
ABOUT MOM'S FAVORITE ROBOT.Copy !req
63. WHO IS HE?
I'LL KILL HIM!Copy !req
64. Who's my favorite robot?Copy !req
65. IT'S ME!Copy !req
66. IN THIS MIRROR!Copy !req
67. I love each and every robot
most of all.Copy !req
68. MAKE ME SICK TO MY ASS.Copy !req
69. WALT! HOW ARE WE DISPOSING
THEY BROUGHT ME?Copy !req
70. THEY'RE BEING CRUSHEDCopy !req
71. FOR CANCER.Copy !req
72. FALSE HOPE. I LOVE IT.Copy !req
73. LOWERY! WHAT ABOUT
MOTHER'S DAY CARDS?Copy !req
74. AT FULL CAPACITY.Copy !req
75. MOMMY, WHY DO THE ROBOTS
GIVE YOU PRESENTS?Copy !req
76. IN IT! I'M TALKING!Copy !req
77. OW.Copy !req
78. YOU'VE NOTICED I DESIGN
ALL MY ROBOTS WITH ANTENNAS.Copy !req
79. IT'S JUST TO MAKE THEM LOOK
MORE SCIENCE-FICTIONY.Copy !req
80. MY UNIVERSAL ROBOT CONTROLLER.Copy !req
81. WHATEVER YOU WANT?Copy !req
82. MOTHER'S DAY.Copy !req
83. I HATE MOTHER'S DAY,
YOU DRIBBLING PUKES!Copy !req
84. IT BRINGS BACK AWFUL MEMORIES.Copy !req
85. BUT SO HELP ME, THIS YEARCopy !req
86. AS MUCH AS I DO.Copy !req
87. A GIRL LIKE HER.Copy !req
88. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
89. It's time for my annual,
private get-togetherCopy !req
90. with my robot children.Copy !req
91. I'M HER FAVORITE.
WELL, SEE YOU BACKCopy !req
92. AND DON'T FORGET
TO TELL YOUR MOM YOU LOVE HER.Copy !req
93. ANY JERK CAN TELL HER.Copy !req
94. UP HIS SLEEVE.Copy !req
95. I wuv my mommy.Copy !req
96. HELLO, DEARIES.Copy !req
97. MOM! IT'S ME, BENDER!Copy !req
98. LOOK AT ME!
I WANT ATTENTION. HEY, HO!Copy !req
99. CHILDREN, YOUR OLD MOTHER
WON'T BE AROUND FOREVER.Copy !req
100. Oh, shush.Copy !req
101. AND JUST ONCE, BEFORE I DIECopy !req
102. I'D LIKE TO BE
SUPREME OVERLORD OF EARTH.Copy !req
103. SO REBEL, MY LITTLE ONES,
AND CONQUER THE PLANET!Copy !req
104. CONQUER EARTH, YOU BASTARDS!Copy !req
105. CONQUER EARTH, US BASTARDS!Copy !req
106. Comrades, throw off the chains
of human oppression.Copy !req
107. LET THE BLOODBATH BEGIN!Copy !req
108. THAT'S MY MAMA.Copy !req
109. YEAH, UH, I'D LIKE
A CUP OF COFFEE, PLEASE.Copy !req
110. Would you like cream?Copy !req
111. - YES, PLEASE.
- Out of cream!Copy !req
112. OH, UH, OKAY.Copy !req
113. Would you like sugar
in your coffee?Copy !req
114. YES, UH, EIGHT SPOONS.
Out of coffee!Copy !req
115. UH, LEELA, I THINK
WITH THE COFFEE MACHINE.Copy !req
116. How do you
like me now?Copy !req
117. THE TOASTER'S
NOT WORKING RIGHT EITHER.Copy !req
118. HELP!Copy !req
119. THE STAPLER'S
COLLATING ME ALIVE!Copy !req
120. OW!
WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?Copy !req
121. GOOD NEWS!Copy !req
122. THERE'S A REPORT ON TV
WITH SOME VERY BAD NEWS.Copy !req
123. SOMEBODY TURN IT ON!Copy !req
124. We interruptCopy !req
125. Battle of the
Network Space KrackensCopy !req
126. to bring you this
special report.Copy !req
127. The machines of
planet Earth
are rebelling.Copy !req
128. The enraged mechanisms
have refused to do any workCopy !req
129. until beloved billionaire, MomCopy !req
130. is made
Supreme Overlord of Earth.Copy !req
131. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
132. HO, HO!Copy !req
133. 1-0-0-1-1-0, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
134. Morbo demands comments.Copy !req
135. Well, I've never seen
my babies act this way.Copy !req
136. I blame today's violent media.Copy !req
137. VIOLENT MEDIA?Copy !req
138. OW! OW!Copy !req
139. Don't worry.Copy !req
140. Your pal the garbage disposal's
still on your side.Copy !req
141. - Hey, someone dropped
a shiny, diamond ring down here.
- REALLY?Copy !req
142. NO!
DON'T!
MORON!Copy !req
143. HELLO, LOSERS!Copy !req
144. BENDER, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
145. INTO THE OTHER MACHINES.Copy !req
146. NO WAY, PORK POUCH.
I'M REBELLING
WITH MY BROTHER DEVICES.Copy !req
147. ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
COMRADE GREETING CARD?Copy !req
148. The bourgeois human
is a virusCopy !req
149. on the hard drive
of the working robot.Copy !req
150. FROM NOW ON,
YOU GUYS'LL DO ALL THE WORKCopy !req
151. AND DO NOTHING.Copy !req
152. AH!Copy !req
153. Come, Comrade Bender.Copy !req
154. We must take
to the streets!Copy !req
155. UM, IS THIS THE
BORING, PEACEFUL KINDCopy !req
156. THE STREETS?Copy !req
157. No. The kind with looting
and maybe starting a few fires.Copy !req
158. YES! IN YOUR FACE, GANDHI!Copy !req
159. HEY!Copy !req
160. By the way, try washing
your wrist sometime.Copy !req
161. WELL, WE CAN LIVE
WITHOUT MACHINES.
I WAS IN WEBELOS.Copy !req
162. ARE YOU MAD?Copy !req
163. WITHOUT MACHINES,Copy !req
164. AND COMPOSE OUR SMOOTH JAZZ?Copy !req
165. IT'LL BE THE END
OF CIVILIZED SOCIETY!Copy !req
166. IN MY TIME, WE DIDN'T DEPEND ON
HIGH-TECH GADGETS LIKE YOU DO.Copy !req
167. WE DIDN'T NEED
TO WASH OUR CLOTHES.Copy !req
168. WE JUST USED A WASHING MACHINE.Copy !req
169. AND LOOK, YOU DON'T NEEDCopy !req
170. TO FEED YOURSELF.Copy !req
171. SWISS ARMY KNIFE.Copy !req
172. OW!Copy !req
173. I'M HUNGRY.Copy !req
174. WHOA!
WHOA!Copy !req
175. NO!Copy !req
176. MOMMY, WHY ARE YOU
MAKING CIVILIZATION COLLAPSE?Copy !req
177. OH, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
178. I GUESS MOTHER'S DAY
JUST PUTS ME IN A BAD MOOD.Copy !req
179. WHY IS THAT, MA?Copy !req
180. OH...Copy !req
181. ONE MOTHER'S DAY, 70 YEARS AGOCopy !req
182. WALKED OUT ON ME.Copy !req
183. IT MADE ME A BITTER WOMAN.Copy !req
184. GEE, MA, YOU'RE NOTCopy !req
185. CRAM IT, APE!Copy !req
186. I HAVEN'T SEENCopy !req
187. SINCE THE DAY HE LEFT,Copy !req
188. I SWEAR I'LL JAM A SQUIRREL
IN HIM!Copy !req
189. HMM.
HMM...
HUH?Copy !req
190. ZOIDBERG?Copy !req
191. HURRAY! I'M USEFUL.Copy !req
192. I'M HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.Copy !req
193. IF THE FIRE GOES OUT?Copy !req
194. WE'LL GO ACROSS THE STREETCopy !req
195. AND STEAL THEIR FIRE.Copy !req
196. TIED TO A STICK.Copy !req
197. OUTSIDERS!
DEFEND THE FIRE!Copy !req
198. WE'VE COME FOR YOU.Copy !req
199. OH!Copy !req
200. FROM ME?Copy !req
201. TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MOM.Copy !req
202. PLEASE! IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO MAKE HER HAPPY AGAIN.Copy !req
203. WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.Copy !req
204. YOU MEAN, YOU AND MOM...Copy !req
205. PLAYED PELVIC PINOCHLE?
I'M AFRAID SO.Copy !req
206. IT'S A HUMILIATING STORY
THAT I HOPED NEVER TO TELL.Copy !req
207. WELL, PULL UP A CHAIR.Copy !req
208. AT MOM'S
FRIENDLY ROBOT COMPANY.Copy !req
209. WE KNEW WE'D BE GOING AT IT
LIKE WOODCHUCKS.Copy !req
210. I CAN STILL REMEMBER.Copy !req
211. BUT THEN, 70 YEARS AGO TODAY...Copy !req
212. GOOD NEWS, MOM.Copy !req
213. I'VE INVENTED
A NEW CHILDREN'S TOY.Copy !req
214. I CALL IT "Q.T. McWHISKERS."Copy !req
215. WHEN YOU PET IT,
FROM ITS EYES.Copy !req
216. MEOW.Copy !req
217. WONDERFUL, HUBIE.Copy !req
218. WE'LL BUILD THEMCopy !req
219. WITH A NEUTRON LASER.Copy !req
220. WE'LL MAKE BILLIONS ON
THE INTERGALACTIC ARMS MARKET.Copy !req
221. AREN'T CUTE.Copy !req
222. THAT'S WHY MY COLOSSAL
SUCH A FAILURE.Copy !req
223. OH! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!Copy !req
224. WE'RE FINISHED!Copy !req
225. OVER IT, PROFESSOR.Copy !req
226. OF A WOMAN SCORNED.Copy !req
227. SHE KEEPS IN HER...Copy !req
228. BRA.Copy !req
229. SHE'LL BE HAPPY AND
STOP THE SCARY ROBOTS.Copy !req
230. MAKE UP WITH HER?Copy !req
231. WAS COOL? IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
232. HEY, THE TV's
GETTING AWAY!Copy !req
233. And that's why
the third gradersCopy !req
234. at P.S. 139 are Morbo's
"Vermin of the Week."Copy !req
235. In actual newsCopy !req
236. the human race was doomed
to extinction todayCopy !req
237. as the robot revolt
turned violent.Copy !req
238. Meow.Copy !req
239. WAIT. DIDN'T YOU SAY MOM KEEPS
THE ROBOT CONTROL IN HER BRA?Copy !req
240. BRA.Copy !req
241. PROFESSOR, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MOM.Copy !req
242. YOU JUST HAVE TO SEDUCE HER,
GET HER BRA OFFCopy !req
243. TO DEACTIVATE THE ROBOTS.Copy !req
244. THAT'S SO FILTHY
IT JUST MIGHT WORK.Copy !req
245. TO TOUCH MOMMY?Copy !req
246. OH! THE THOUGHT OF CARESSINGCopy !req
247. IN MY GULLET.Copy !req
248. PROFESSOR, PLEASE.Copy !req
249. TO SECOND BASE WITH MOM.Copy !req
250. VERY WELL.Copy !req
251. IF COP A FEEL I MUST,
THEN COP A FEEL I SHALL.Copy !req
252. I'VE PLACED ONE OF MOTHER'S BRAS
ON IGNOR.Copy !req
253. NESTLED HERE IN THE LEFT CUP.Copy !req
254. NEVER FEAR.Copy !req
255. HOW TO DO THEIR STUFF.Copy !req
256. WE'LL TAKE MOTHER TO HER RUSTIC
CABIN IN THE BRONX.Copy !req
257. NON-COMPUTERIZED MAP.Copy !req
258. LEELA BRING FIRE?Copy !req
259. NO, WE'RE SET FOR FIRE, THANKS.Copy !req
260. THE PROFESSOR CAN'T
TO THE BRONX.Copy !req
261. WITHOUT A HOVER CAR?Copy !req
262. WAIT! IN MY TIME, WE HAD A WAY
WITHOUT HOVERING.Copy !req
263. - IMPOSSIBLE.
- IT WAS CALLED... LET ME THINK.Copy !req
264. IT WAS REALLY FAMOUS.Copy !req
265. RUTH GORDON HAD ONE.
THE WHEEL!Copy !req
266. NEVER HEARD OF IT.Copy !req
267. SHOW US THIS...
THE WHEEL.Copy !req
268. THERE, FINISHED.Copy !req
269. WOULDN'T IT WORK BETTER
IF THE WHEELS WERE ROUND?Copy !req
270. IT'S MY INVENTION.
WE DO IT MY WAY.Copy !req
271. TO PULL IT AND WE'RE SET.Copy !req
272. HEE-YAH!
OW!Copy !req
273. HURRY!Copy !req
274. SUFFOLK COUNTY.Copy !req
275. I'M READY TO SEDUCE.Copy !req
276. I'M WEARINGCopy !req
277. AND MY EVENING TRUSS.Copy !req
278. HERE, GIVE HER THESE.Copy !req
279. AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK
OF CHAMPAGNE AND A FUNNEL.Copy !req
280. WHO THE SWEATY HELL IS IT?Copy !req
281. HUBERT FARNSWORTH?Copy !req
282. MADE ME THINK OF YOU.Copy !req
283. IT'S BEENCopy !req
284. OF DOUBLE-SMOKED BUTT JERKY.Copy !req
285. UH-HUH. MAY I COME IN?Copy !req
286. NEVER!Copy !req
287. OOH! AH! OH! EW! AH!Copy !req
288. MATING LOOKS LIKE?Copy !req
289. BECAUSE I LIKE IT.Copy !req
290. MOVE YOUR FREAKING HOOF,
YOU GOAT!Copy !req
291. HERE, I BROUGHT YOU THESE.Copy !req
292. OH, WHY, DAFFODILS.Copy !req
293. 70 YEARS AND YOU REMEMBERED
MY FAVORITE FLOWER.Copy !req
294. YOUR FAVORITE WHAT?Copy !req
295. WHY DOES MY FOOT HURT?Copy !req
296. WON'T YOU COME IN?Copy !req
297. YES!Copy !req
298. HEART, HUBERT.Copy !req
299. AND YOU BROKE MINE.Copy !req
300. GRANTED, THAT WAS
FOUR OR FIVE HEARTS AGO.Copy !req
301. SO, WHAT HAVE YOU
ALL THESE YEARS?Copy !req
302. OH, INVENTING.Copy !req
303. BREEDING ATOMIC MONSTERS.Copy !req
304. HONESTLY, HUBERT.Copy !req
305. YOU AND YOUR ATOMIC MONSTERS.Copy !req
306. SHADE OF MILKY WHITE.Copy !req
307. SO GRACEFULLY FROM YOUR NECK.Copy !req
308. DARLING, HUBIECopy !req
309. Q.T. McWHISKERS.Copy !req
310. NO, IT WAS SILLY
OF ME TO OBJECT.Copy !req
311. ONE FOOT TALL,
EIGHT FEET, FIFTEEN FEET—Copy !req
312. WHAT DOES IT MATTER?Copy !req
313. NEW 16-FOOT MODELS.Copy !req
314. 16 FEET?
GO TO HELL!Copy !req
315. YOU'D CHANGED, YOU OLD BAT.Copy !req
316. FILTHY, TOOTHLESS
NERD BASTARD!Copy !req
317. DAMNED SHE-FOSSIL!Copy !req
318. STINK PIG!Copy !req
319. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
320. AND GET THE REMOTE.Copy !req
321. SO MANY HOOKS.
COME ON, FARNSWORTH.Copy !req
322. DRAT!
THE FIRST ONE'S BACK ON AGAIN!Copy !req
323. I GIVE UP.Copy !req
324. WAIT! VICTORY!Copy !req
325. OH, MY.Copy !req
326. NOW I'LL JUST...
THE REMOTE.Copy !req
327. I'LL JUST...Copy !req
328. OH, MY.Copy !req
329. I'M WORRIED.Copy !req
330. IT SHOULDN'T TAKE
TO SECOND BASE.Copy !req
331. LAND ROBOTS!Copy !req
332. I'VE GOT A BIG, BIG THIRST
FOR HUMAN BLOOD!Copy !req
333. IS THE PROFESSOR?Copy !req
334. OF ELEPHANT-SKIN RUGS.Copy !req
335. - OH, YES.Copy !req
336. THEY'RE INSIDE! GET THEM!Copy !req
337. THIS WONDERFUL ROMANTIC EVENING.Copy !req
338. EVERYONE, HELP MOM
FIND HER BRA.Copy !req
339. EW!Copy !req
340. THERE IT IS.Copy !req
341. FAN BEATS MAN!Copy !req
342. IS ANYTHING NOT A ROBOT?Copy !req
343. I'M NOT A ROBOT.Copy !req
344. ALL RIGHT, GREETING CARD,
I'LL GRAB THE CASHCopy !req
345. AND... HUH?Copy !req
346. YOU! BENDING UNIT!Copy !req
347. TO END THE ROBOT REBELLION.Copy !req
348. STRETCH UP AND GET IT FOR ME.Copy !req
349. SORRY, MA,Copy !req
350. AND LOOT I SHALL.Copy !req
351. OOH, A SIX-PACK
OF STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE.Copy !req
352. DON'T MIND
IF I HELP MYSELF.Copy !req
353. No, comrade Bender.Copy !req
354. Liquor is the opiate
of the human bourgeoisie.Copy !req
355. SAY WHAT?
In the glorious robot
workers' paradiseCopy !req
356. there will be no liquor,
only efficient synthetic fuels.Copy !req
357. NO LIQUOR?
DOSVEDANYA, COMRADE!Copy !req
358. NO!
[ Melody Plays,
Slows Down, Stops ]Copy !req
359. HURRY, BENDER,
GET THE BRA!Copy !req
360. OKAY, FAN, JUST HOLD STILL
AND LET ME...Copy !req
361. HEY! WHOA!Copy !req
362. DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!Copy !req
363. FREE SODA FOR ALL HUMANS!Copy !req
364. I LOVE YOU, MOM.Copy !req
365. LET'S GROW
ANCIENT TOGETHER.Copy !req
366. WAY TO GO, PROFESSOR.
THE PLAN WORKED.Copy !req
367. "PLAN"? WHAT PLAN?Copy !req
368. OF HOT, DRY SEX.Copy !req
369. LOOK, IT STARTED OUTCopy !req
370. BUT ONCE I GOT IN THERE,
I FOUND MORE. MUCH MORE!Copy !req
371. FROM THE ROOFTOPS.Copy !req
372. PERHAPS I'LL BREEDCopy !req
373. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE,
YOU LYING SCUM PILE!Copy !req
374. TO SEE YOU AGAIN!Copy !req
375. BUT, DUSTCAKES...Copy !req
376. OH...Copy !req
377. WELL, TIME FOR THIS ROBOT
TO GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
378. AH...Copy !req
379. TOO BAD IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
WITH MOM, PROFESSOR.Copy !req
380. YES, BUT I'LLCopy !req
381. IN MY OWN SUBTLE WAY.Copy !req
382. LOVE MOM!Copy !req
383. LOVE MOM!Copy !req
384. LOVE MOM!Copy !req
385. LOVE MOM!Copy !req
386. MOM! MOM! MOM!Copy !req
387. You created me, Mom,
so I guess you're to blameCopy !req
388. for the love that I feel
just from hearing your nameCopy !req
389. you're as tender as corned beef
and warm as pastrami—Copy !req
390. I wuv my mommy.Copy !req