Futurama 2x12

Rich Little as Rich Little's Head (voice) • Tom Kenny as Yancy Fry Jr. (voice)

Bender is the featured attraction in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League, but his glory is short-lived when he is instructed to intentionally lose his next match. Leela vows to lead Bender to victory, in an effort to show up her unsupportive martial arts teacher.

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1. EXCITING NEWS, PEOPLE!

2. THE PET LICENSE I REQUISITIONED FOR NIBBLER HAS ARRIVED.

3. HERMES, THAT'S SWEET.

4. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED ABOUT NIBBLER.

5. DREAM ON, WOMAN.

6. I'D LIKE TO PUT THE LITTLE BASTARD IN A SACK

7. AND TOSS THE SACK IN A RIVER AND HURL THE RIVER INTO SPACE

8. BUT I DO LIKE FILLING OUT REQUISITIONS

9. AND THESE WERE SOME DOOZIES.

10. GREAT JAH'S DREADLOCKS! THERE'S BEEN A MIX-UP.

11. THIS ISN'T A PET LICENSE, IT'S A FISHING LICENSE!

12. AND IT'S MANDATORY!

13. AH! THE EXACT CENTER OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.

14. THIS SEEMS THE LOGICAL PLACE FOR FISH TO CONGREGATE.

15. SO, WE'RE IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS?

16. INDEED SO.

17. FALCON, THIS IS BLUE RAVEN. THE GOOSE HAS NESTED.

18. REPEAT, THE GOOSE HAS NESTED.

19. HEY, GUESS WHAT YOU'RE ACCESSORIES TO.

20. THE SUN, THE SEA AIR, GOOD FRIENDS...

21. LEELA'S RIGHT. FISHING BLOWS.

22. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE IT INTERESTING?

23. EVERYBODY KICK IN FIVE BUCKS.

24. THERE, WASN'T THAT INTERESTING?

25. - BENDER!

26. THIS CONTEST IS AS GOOD AS OVER.

27. I ONCE CAUGHT A FISH THIS BIG.

28. OH, YEAH?

29. I ONCE CAUGHT A FISH THIS BIG.

30. I'M AFRAID YOU'RE BOTH OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, BOYS

31. 'CAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING AT A WOMAN WHO OWNS HER OWN HARPOON.

32. HARPOON, MY ASS.

33. OKAY.

34. LET'S SEE NOW. WHICH BAIT TO USE...

35. CRICKETS, SQUID

36. CHICKEN NECKS? EXCUSE ME. IF I MIGHT BE SO BOLD,

37. I'M WILLING TO OFFER MY SERVICES AS A BAIT CRITIC.

38. THESE SARDINES, FOR EXAMPLE

39. ARE BLAND AND TASTELESS.

40. AND THESE DRY, STRINGY NIGHT CRAWLERS—

41. THOUGH JUICY... VERY, VERY JUICY...

42. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! IT'S EATING MY BAIT!

43. BEAT IT, YOU MOOCHING CRAWDAD!

44. WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO!

45. HEY, FRY, CHECK OUT MY LASER-GUIDED FISHING ROD.

46. QUIET, BENDER, YOU'RE SCARING AWAY THE FISH.

47. FINE. I'LL HEAD OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE.

48. GOOD LUCK FISHING ON THIS SIDE!

49. I CAN HIT A FISH BETWEEN THE EYES FROM 20 YARDS.

50. OH, YEAH? I CAN HIT A SHRIMP.

51. A SHRIMP?

52. I FIND IT A BIT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT...

53. AH, HA!

54. GATHER 'ROUND, CHUMPS.

55. I GOT THE WINNER!

56. OH...

57. OH, SO THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOP FOR YOUR BOOTS.

58. COUPLE MORE OF THOSE

59. AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURSELF A FISH STICK.

60. HEY!

61. A FISH THIS FINE BELONGS IN A FISH-NUGGET-STYLE CHUNKLET.

62. ANYWAY, IT'S BIGGER THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE CAUGHT.

63. OW! MY SMALL INTESTINE!

64. BINGO!

65. WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S 20 TIMES HEAVIER THAN A BOOT.

66. OH! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ANYTHING

67. WITH THAT PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY.

68. WHAT YOU NEED IS THIS FISH PHEROMONE—

69. THE MOST POTENT APHRODISIAC KNOWN TO FISHKIND.

70. UH, OH.

71. I'MINTO YOU.

72. OH, MY!

73. HEY, BENDER!

74. I JUST CAUGHT A FISH THIS BIG.

75. QUIT EXAGGERATING, FRY.

76. AW, SCREW THIS.

77. IF I'M NOT GOING TO CATCH A FISH

78. I MIGHT AS WELL NOT CATCH A BIG FISH.

79. THERE.

80. LIKE MOST OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS

81. THIS ONE CAN BE SOLVED WITH BENDING.

82. BENDER, BE CAREFUL!

83. THAT'S THE SHIP'S DIAMOND FILAMENT TETHER.

84. IT'S UNBREAKABLE.

85. THEN WHY DO I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL?

86. IT BELONGED TO MY GRANDMOTHER.

87. MY MANWICH!

88. WAKE UP, EVERYONE!

89. I'VE GOT SOMETHING, AND THIS TIME IT'S ALIVE.

90. OH! DR. ZOIDBERG, SINCE WHEN DO YOU EVEN WEAR BOOTS?

91. I WASN'T WEARING IT.

92. I WAS EATING IT.

93. COME ON, LET'S GO HOME.

94. SUNBURN!

95. MY FABULOUS BODY!

96. IT'S RUINED!

97. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PARASOL?

98. I DON'T KNOW.

99. IT WASN'T HERE WHEN I TOOK YOUR UMBRELLA.

100. WHAT?

101. I PUT SUNBLOCK ON YOU.

102. WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK.

103. COME ON, BENDER.

104. PULL IN YOUR LINE, AND LET'S GO.

105. HEY, I'M SNAGGED.

106. IT'S NOT SNAGGED.

107. THE MECHANO-MAN HAS CAUGHT SOMETHING.

108. SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! IT'S HUGE!

109. IT'S COMING UP!

110. WHOA, THAT'S BIG! A COLOSSAL MOUTH BASS!

111. IT'S DIVING!

112. IT'S PULLING US UNDER! EVERYONE, INTO THE SHIP!

113. WAIT, I'LL SAVE US...

114. BY CUTTING THE UNBREAKABLE DIAMOND FILAMENT.

115. WELL, AT LEAST I'LL DIE WITH MY FRIENDS.

116. HELLO?

117. MY SPEEDOS!

118. DEPTH AT 45 HUNDRED FEET...

119. 48 HUNDRED, 50 HUNDRED...

120. 5,000 FEET.

121. DEAR LORD!

122. THAT'S OVER 150 ATMOSPHERES OF PRESSURE!

123. HOW MANY ATMOSPHERES CAN THE SHIP WITHSTAND?

124. WELL, IT'S A SPACESHIP

125. SO I'D SAY ANYWHERE BETWEEN ZERO AND ONE.

126. WHAT'S THAT? IS SOMEONE BENDING GIRDERS?

127. OY!

128. WE'LL BE CRUSHED IF WE DON'T EQUALIZE THE PRESSURE.

129. HOW DO WE DO THAT?

130. THAT SHOULD DO IT.

131. OH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

132. WAIT, I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

133. - YOU DID IT, FRY! - DID WHAT?

134. PEOPLE, IT'S FAR, FAR WORSE

135. THAN WE THOUGHT.

136. MY FISH GOT AWAY.

137. THERE! GOOD AS NEW.

138. EXCEPT THAT WE'RE THREE MILES BELOW THE SURFACE

139. WE DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD

140. AND THE SHIP WON'T WORK UNDERWATER.

141. TEMPERS ARE WEARING THIN.

142. LET'S JUST HOPE SOME ROBOT DOESN'T KILL EVERYBODY.

143. THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE DON'T PANIC.

144. THERE ARE RULES FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.

145. NOW, THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS LUNCH.

146. I SUGGEST A NICE LOBSTER ZOIDBERG.

147. I MEAN, UH, LOBSTER NEWBURG.

148. I MEAN, DR. ZOIDBERG.

149. OKAY, EVERYONE. CALM DOWN.

150. THE PROFESSOR AND I WILL GET TO WORK ON THE SHIP.

151. BENDER, ZOIDBERG, SINCE YOU CAN SURVIVE UNDERWATER

152. YOU'LL GO OUT AND LOOK FOR FOOD.

153. I BETTER GO, TOO.

154. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT I LIKE.

155. FRY, NO! THE PRESSURE WILL CRUSH YOU

156. LIKE A GREEN SNAKE UNDER A SUGARCANE TRUCK!

157. NOT NECESSARILY.

158. THIS IS A CHANCE FOR FRY TO TEST OUT

159. MY EXPERIMENTAL ANTI-PRESSURE PILL.

160. I CAN'T SWALLOW THAT.

161. WELL, THEN, GOOD NEWS!

162. IT'S A SUPPOSITORY.

163. HOW ARE YOU DOING THERE, FRY?

164. GLAD TO HEAR IT.

165. AHA!

166. AW, YEAH!

167. YUM, YUM, YUM.

168. UH-OH.

169. LOOK AT ME.

170. I'M DR. ZOIDBERG— HOMEOWNER.

171. CAREFUL, FRY.

172. I THINK THAT FLAG MIGHT BE POISONOUS.

173. AHOY, MATEYS!

174. I SHANGHAIED US SOME HEARTY GRUB.

175. THE LAWS OF SCIENCE BE A HARSH MISTRESS.

176. SAY, ROBOT, OLD BUDDY, COULD YOU HELP ME MOVE A COUCH?

177. AW, OKAY, BUT I'M NOT CARRYING IT UPSTAIRS.

178. WHAT IS IT, FRY?

179. ADE.

180. YOU WANT SOME LEMONADE? YOU SAW A BIG PARADE?

181. YOUR STUDENTS LOANS HAVE BEEN REPAID?

182. THEN HOW ABOUT LENDING YOUR OLD PAL ZOIDBERG

183. A FEW BUCKS, MR. MILLIONAIRE?

184. FRY, SWALLOW YOUR FOOD, THEN TALK.

185. A MERMAID!

186. YOU THINK YOU SAW A MERMAID?

187. NO. I DID SEE A MERMAID. SHE WAS WEARING A TUBE TOP.

188. AND SHE HAD A BEAUTIFUL, SCALY TAIL

189. AND I THINK SHE HAD HAIR EXTENSIONS.

190. YOU'RE SIMPLY HALLUCINATING, YOU MORON.

191. WHAT'S SO FAR-FETCHED ABOUT MERMAIDS?

192. THERE'S ALL SORTS OF WEIRD SEA CREATURES

193. HERE IN THE FUTURE, LIKE DR. ZOIDBERG.

194. I'M AFRAID FRY IS SUFFERING FROM OCEAN MADNESS.

195. EVERY TIME SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS TO ME

196. YOU SAY IT'S SOME KIND OF MADNESS OR I'M DRUNK

197. OR I ATE TOO MUCH CANDY.

198. WELL, I SAW A REAL MERMAID

199. AND I WISH JUST ONCE MY FRIENDS WOULD HAVE

200. THE DECENCY AND KINDNESS TO BELIEVE ME.

201. OCEAN MADNESS.

202. HE MAY HAVE OCEAN MADNESS

203. BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR OCEAN RUDENESS.

204. "OCEAN MADNESS." YEAH, RIGHT.

205. YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING, AIN'T IT?

206. IT'S HER!

207. BENDER, WAKE UP! SHE'S HERE! WAKE UP!

208. OXYGEN.

209. HERE YOU GO, DARLING.

210. HEY, I CAN BREATHE. AND TALK. JUST LIKE A FISH.

211. OH, YOU SPEAK FISH?

212. - WHAT?

213. I'M SORRY, MY ACCENT'S ATROCIOUS.

214. HI. MY NAME'S UMBRIEL. I'M FRY.

215. SO, UH, AM I GOING TO DROWN?

216. 'COURSE NOT. JUST STAY CALM,

217. AND LET THE GENTLE CURRENTS RELAX YOUR EVERY MUSCLE.

218. OH, YEAH!

219. DID IT JUST GET WARMER?

220. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE REALLY REAL.

221. I LIKE YOUR TAIL.

222. OH, YOU'RE SWEET.

223. I LIKE THOSE WIGGLY DOODADS COMING OUT OF YOUR HIPS.

224. OH, THANKS.

225. THEY'RE CALLED PANTS.

226. THIS HERE'S A VOLCANIC VENT.

227. THE WATER COMES OUT AT OVER 4,000 DEGREES.

228. NO KIDDING?

229. AH.

230. DID IT JUST GET COLDER?

231. TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT BIZARRE LANDY WORLD YOU COME FROM.

232. IS THERE WATER THERE, TOO?

233. SURE. SOMETIMES IT FALLS FROM THE SKY.

234. HMM. AND SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T.

235. OH, MR. FRY, YOU DO GO ON.

236. YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT YOU, UMBRIEL?

237. YOU FIND ME FASCINATING

238. EVEN WHEN I'M NOT CLAIMING TO BE A JEWEL THIEF OR A LION TAMER.

239. LIONS? THERE ARE SEA LIONS ON THE LAND?

240. YUP. WE CALL THEM "LAND SEA LIONS."

241. I TAME THEM.

242. I'M ALMOST DONE RECONFIGURING

243. THE SHIP'S PROPULSION SYSTEM.

244. WE CAN LEAVE AS SOON AS THE PAPIER-MÂCHE IS DRY.

245. - WHERE'S FRY? - I DIDN'T KILL HIM. PROFESSOR?

246. NO, I'VE BEEN BUSY.

247. HE MUST HAVE GONE OUT LOOKING FOR THAT "MERMAID."

248. THE POOR, DEMENTED HONKY.

249. IT'S OCEAN MADNESS, ALL RIGHT.

250. SAILORS CALL IT "AQUA DEMENTIA," "THE DEEP DOWN CRAZIES,"

251. "THE WET WILLIES," "THE SCREAMING MOIST..."

252. WE'LL FORM A SEARCH PARTY.

253. NOW, WE'LL NEED OXYGEN.

254. I GOT IT COVERED.

255. IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY

256. MY ASS CAN BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICE.

257. OH, THAT REMINDS ME.

258. YOU'VE ALL TAKEN YOUR PRESSURE PILLS, RIGHT?

259. YES. STOP ASKING.

260. I'VE GOT HIS SCENT.

261. OVER HERE WHERE THE WATER GETS WARMER.

262. THIS WAY.

263. OOH!

264. BEND ME!

265. DUDE!

266. AN ANCIENT SUNKEN CITY!

267. COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? ARE THE OLD LEGENDS TRUE?

268. IT IS!

269. IT'S THE FABLED LOST CITY OF ATLANTA!

270. HOWDY, Y'ALL!

271. WELCOME TO ATLANTA.

272. FOLKS 'ROUND THESE PARTS CALL ME THE COLONEL.

273. HERE, HAVE SOME BREATHERS

274. COURTESY OF OUR CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.

275. THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND HUMILIATING.

276. NOW, IF THEY COULD PUT IT IN THE FORM OF A SUPPOSITORY...

277. Y'ALL ENJOY YOUR STAY.

278. TOURISM'S OUR MAIN SOURCE OF INCOME 'ROUND HERE

279. SO, UH, SEE THE SIGHTS, SPEND SOME MONEY...

280. PLEASE DON'T LEAVE.

281. FRY!

282. OH, I JUST KNEW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE!

283. I OWE YOU TEN BUCKS, HERMES.

284. HEY, THE MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED.

285. IT'S TWO-FOR-ONE TUESDAY AT KRISPY KREME

286. PLUS, THERE'S MERMAIDS.

287. NICE OUT-OF-TOWN FOLKS

288. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY DAUGHTER, UMBRIEL.

289. UMBRIEL, THESE ARE SOME YANKEES.

290. SO, FRY

291. ATLANTA WAS AN AMERICAN CITY IN YOUR TIME?

292. I THINK IT WAS JUST AN AIRPORT.

293. THEY HAD A PLACE WHERE YOU COULD BUY NUTS.

294. NO! ANCIENT ATLANTA WAS MORE THAN JUST A DELTA HUB.

295. IT WAS A VIBRANT METROPOLIS— THE EQUAL OF PARIS OR NEW YORK.

296. THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY. WHATEVER YOU SAY.

297. LOOK AT THESE FABULOUS RUINS—

298. TURNER FIELD, THE COCA-COLA BOTTLING PLANT

299. THE, UH... THE AIRPORT.

300. BUT, TELL US, HOW COULD A CITY

301. WITH SUCH A... FABULOUS AIRPORT

302. END UP UNDERWATER?

303. AH, NOW, THAT'S A STORY

304. THAT CAN ONLY RIGHTLY BE TOLD IN A CHAMBER OF COMMERCE VIDEO

305. NARRATED BY FOLK-ROCK TROUBADOUR, DONOVAN.

306. Atlanta was a city, landlocked

307. hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.

308. Yet, so desperate the city's desire for tourism

309. that they moved offshore, becoming an island

310. and an even bigger Delta hub, until the city overdeveloped

311. and it started to sink.

312. Knowing their fate, the quality people

313. ran away— Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy

314. the guy who invented Coca-Cola, the Magician,

315. and the other so-called gods of our legends—

316. though gods they were...

317. and also, Jane Fonda was there.

318. The others chose to remain behind on their porches

319. with their rifles, and one day evolve into mermaids

320. and sing, and dance, and ring in the new...

321. HAIL ATLANTA!

322. - "THE MAGICIAN"?

323. WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! WOULDN'T IT TAKE MILLIONS OF YEARS

324. TO EVOLVE INTO MERMAIDS?

325. NORMALLY, YES.

326. BUT THE CAFFEINE REALLY SPED THINGS UP.

327. THAT STUFF'S WONDERFUL.

328. SO, WHEN UMBRIEL

329. FIRST BROUGHT HOME THIS CARPETBAGGER

330. I WAS AGIN' IT

331. BUT DAMN IF OL' LEGS HERE AIN'T GROWN ON ME!

332. AW, SHUCKS, COLONEL.

333. WELL, IT'S ALL VERY NICE HERE

334. BUT WE SHOULD BE GOING.

335. I MISS ME WIFE AND ME OXYGEN.

336. YES, WE ALL MISS OUR LOVED ONES AND GASES.

337. COME ON, FRY. WAIT.

338. I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU.

339. BUT, FRY, WHAT ABOUT US?

340. WHAT ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON THE SURFACE?

341. YOU DON'T BELONG DOWN HERE.

342. SHE'S RIGHT.

343. I MEAN, SURE, THEY GOT THE BRAVES

344. BUT IT'S A THIRD-RATE SYMPHONY.

345. FRY, YOU HALF-MAD, HALF-INSANE MANIAC

346. BE REASONABLE.

347. DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT IF YOU STAY AT THIS DEPTH

348. YOUR BODY WILL PERMANENTLY ADAPT TO THE PRESSURE?

349. REALIZE IT? I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT.

350. IT MEANS YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO RETURN TO THE SURFACE.

351. I DON'T CARE. I'M STAYING.

352. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I WANT RIGHT HERE.

353. I'M BORED! LET'S GO.

354. YOU KNOW, FRY

355. I'VE GOT A LITTLE PLACE JUST OUTSIDE TOWN.

356. YOU COULD COME VISIT, MAYBE?

357. SORRY, ZOIDBERG.

358. I'M TRYING TO JOIN THE COUNTRY CLUB.

359. AH, FRY!

360. I'LL MISS YOU!

361. Y'ALL COME BACK, NOW, YOU HEAR?

362. LET'S GO, DAMN IT! LET'S GO!

363. WELL, I GUESS THIS IS GOOD-BYE FOR ME AS WELL.

364. WHATEVER. LATER.

365. BYE.

366. WHOA! MY HOME!

367. IT BURNED DOWN!

368. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

369. THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.

370. SO, THAT'S WHERE I LEFT MY CIGAR.

371. THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS.

372. YOU KNOW, UMBRIEL, THESE LAST 24 HOURS

373. HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

374. OH, FRY, I WANT YOU TO MAKE A MER-WOMAN OUT OF MER-ME.

375. MERCY! I DO BELIEVE I'M GETTIN' THE VAPORS.

376. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

377. YEAH, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED, TOO.

378. HOW DO I... YOU KNOW, WITH THE TAIL, AND ALL?

379. I'M NOT YOUR FIRST, AM I?

380. I MEAN, I LAY MY EGGS, THEN I LEAVE

381. AND YOU RELEASE YOUR FERTILIZER.

382. WHY COULDN'T SHE BE THE OTHER KIND OF MERMAID

383. WITH THE FISH PART ON TOP, AND THE LADY PART ON THE BOTTOM?

384. NOW, WHO'S GOING TO ESCORT ME TO THE DEBUTANTE BALL?

385. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT RICH, YOUNG DUGONG FROM MACON?

386. THERE. THE ENGINE MODIFICATIONS ARE COMPLETE.

387. PREPARE FOR LAUNCH.

388. WAIT! WAIT FOR ME! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

389. AH!

390. AND, SO

391. IN HONOR OF HIS RECORD-BREAKING CATCH

392. I'M PROUD TO AWARD BENDER THIS CHECK FOR $1,000.

393. IT'S YOU! HEY, BUDDY!

394. MY MANWICH!

395. FRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED?

396. WHAT ABOUT UMBRIEL?

397. WELL, IT TURNS OUT I LOVED HER, BUT I WASN'T "IN LOVE" WITH HER.

398. TROUBLE IN BED.

399. AH, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, BUDDY.

400. WAIT, UH...

401. THIS IS NO RECORD.

402. GIVE ME BACK THAT CHECK.

403. I'M GIVING IT TO SOME GIANT ORPHANS.

404. OW! BENDER, YOU'RE HURTING ME!

405. OW!

406. HEY! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP IN HERE.

407. HAIL ATLANTA.