1. GOOD NEWS,
EVERYONE.Copy !req
2. THE UNIVERSITYCopy !req
3. IS BRINGING ME UP
ON DISCIPLINARY CHARGES.Copy !req
4. WAIT. THAT'S NOT GOOD NEWS
AT ALL.Copy !req
5. WHATEVER YOU DID,
PROFESSOR,Copy !req
6. I'M SURE THERE'S
A REASONABLE EXPLANATION.Copy !req
7. YES, BUT THEY WON'T LISTEN.Copy !req
8. EVERYONE'S ALWAYS IN FAVOR
OF SAVING HITLER'S BRAIN,Copy !req
9. BUT WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE BODY
OF A GREAT WHITE SHARK,Copy !req
10. OOH, SUDDENLY,
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.Copy !req
11. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH.Copy !req
12. DO YOU KNOW WHY
WE'VE CALLED YOU HERE TODAY?Copy !req
13. LISTEN TO ME,
YOU POMPOUS FRAUDS.Copy !req
14. IF I'M GOING DOWN,Copy !req
15. I'M TAKING YOU
ALL WITH ME.Copy !req
16. DEAN VERNON,Copy !req
17. I KNOW THE TRUTH.Copy !req
18. IT WAS YOU DRIVING
YOUR HOVER CAR THAT NIGHT,Copy !req
19. NOT YOUR HORSE.Copy !req
20. DEAN EPSILON,Copy !req
21. I KNOW ALL ABOUT
YOUR "DEPARTMENT
OF POOL BOY STUDIES."Copy !req
22. AND DR. WORNSTRUM...Copy !req
23. WORNSTRUM...Copy !req
24. ACTUALLY, PROFESSOR, WE MERELY
CALLED YOU HERE TO SAY...Copy !req
25. SURPRISE!Copy !req
26. OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Copy !req
27. SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Copy !req
28. AND YO COACH SMALLEY,Copy !req
29. OR SHOULD I SAY,
"COACH HAIRPIECE?"Copy !req
30. NO, PROFESSOR.
IT'S A SURPRISE PARTYCopy !req
31. FOR YOUR 150th BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
32. OH!Copy !req
33. GOOD EVENING. I'M—Copy !req
34. WHOA, SORRY.Copy !req
35. I'M BENDER,
AND I'LL BE EMCEEING THIS ROAST.Copy !req
36. YOU KNOW, THEY SAY
YOU CAN JUDGE A MANCopy !req
37. BY THE COMPANY HE KEEPS.Copy !req
38. SO HERE'S THE PROFESSOR'S
OLDEST FRIEND—Copy !req
39. A GROTESQUE, STINKING LOBSTER.Copy !req
40. GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GERMS.Copy !req
41. THAT WASN'T A JOKE.Copy !req
42. I WAS TALKINGCopy !req
43. TO DEAN STREPTOCOCCUS.Copy !req
44. NOW, I'M NOT SAYING
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH IS OLD...Copy !req
45. BUT IF YOU CONSIDER HIS AGE,
HE'S LIKELY TO DIE SOON.Copy !req
46. HEY, RINGO, THAT WAS THE JOKE.Copy !req
47. IT'S SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO
ALL OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
48. WHERE WOULD A PROFESSOR BE
WITHOUT STUDENTSCopy !req
49. WHO LOVE AND RESPECT HIM?Copy !req
50. RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
51. BUT, SERIOUSLY,Copy !req
52. OF ALL THE FORMER CREW MEMBERS
OF THE PROFESSOR'S DELIVERY SHIPCopy !req
53. OUR NEXT SPEAKER IS
BY FAR THE MOST ALIVE.Copy !req
54. CAPTAIN MUSKY?Copy !req
55. I WOULDN'T WANT
TO FOLLOW THAT GUY.Copy !req
56. AND NOW A MAN WHO NEEDS
NO INTRODUCTION.Copy !req
57. FRY! GET UP THERE!Copy !req
58. THANK YOU.Copy !req
59. YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS FIRST ASKEDCopy !req
60. TO MAKE A FILM
ABOUT MY NEPHEW—Copy !req
61. PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH—Copy !req
62. I THOUGHT, "WHY SHOULD I?"Copy !req
63. THEN LATER,
LEELA MADE THE FILM,Copy !req
64. BUT IF I HAD MADE THE FILMCopy !req
65. YOU CAN BET
THERE WOULD HAVE BEENCopy !req
66. MORE TOPLESS WOMEN
ON MOTORCYCLES.Copy !req
67. ROLL FILM.Copy !req
68. HUBERT J. FARNSWORTHCopy !req
69. WAS BORN APRIL 9, 2851,Copy !req
70. IN NEW NEW YORK'S
NERDIEST SLUM—Copy !req
71. HELL'S LABORATORY.Copy !req
72. A PRECOCIOUS CHILD,Copy !req
73. YOUNG HUBERT LEARNED TO READ
WHILE HE WAS STILL IN DIAPERS...Copy !req
74. AT AGE EIGHT,
AND BEFORE LONG, HE BLOSSOMEDCopy !req
75. INTO A GREASY TEENAGER.Copy !req
76. DORK ALERT!Copy !req
77. AFTER 14 YEARS
OF GRADUATE SCHOOL,Copy !req
78. FARNSWORTH SETTLED INTO THE
GLAMOROUS LIFE OF A SCIENTIST.Copy !req
79. FAST CARS...Copy !req
80. TRENDY NIGHTSPOTS...Copy !req
81. BEAUTIFUL WOMEN—Copy !req
82. THE PROFESSOR DESIGNED THEM ALLCopy !req
83. WORKING OUT OF HIS
TINY ONE-ROOM APARTMENT.Copy !req
84. FOR 50 YEARS, HE WORKED
AT MOM'S FRIENDLY ROBOT COMPANYCopy !req
85. WHERE HE CREATED
THE FIRST ROBOTCopy !req
86. CAPABLE OF QUALIFYING
FOR A BOAT LOAN.Copy !req
87. AND NOW, EVEN AS HE NEARS
HIS 150th BIRTHDAY,Copy !req
88. THE PROFESSOR RETAINS
THE FIERY PASSION OF YOUTH.Copy !req
89. Listen to me,
you pompous frauds!Copy !req
90. If I'm going down,
I'm taking you all with me.Copy !req
91. HOW ABOUT A FEW WORDS,
PROFESSOR?Copy !req
92. I SAID "WORDS."Copy !req
93. UH, WHAT A PLEASURE IT ISCopy !req
94. TO SEE MY LIFETIME
OF ACCOMPLISHMENTCopy !req
95. SUMMED UP
IN A THREE-MINUTE FILM.Copy !req
96. MY BEST YEARS ARE BEHIND ME—Copy !req
97. SO MUCH LEFT UNDONE,
SO LITTLE TIME.Copy !req
98. FUNNY, FUNNY STUFF.Copy !req
99. MY LIFE IS OVER.Copy !req
100. NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
101. YOU HAVE ANOTHER
TEN YEARS LEFT.Copy !req
102. LEELA, HE COULD LIVE
ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS.Copy !req
103. NO, HE COULDN'T.Copy !req
104. WHEN YOU TURN 160,Copy !req
105. ROBOTS FROM THE
SUNSET SQUADCopy !req
106. TAKE YOU TO A
MYSTERIOUS PLANET,Copy !req
107. AND YOU NEVER RETURN.Copy !req
108. WOW. A WHOLE PLANET
OF OLD PEOPLE.Copy !req
109. WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
110. NOBODY KNOWS.Copy !req
111. SO MANY LOVES HALF-LOVED,Copy !req
112. SO MANY INVENTIONS
HALF-INVENTED.Copy !req
113. THAT DAMN TIME MACHINE ALONE
SET ME BACK 15 YEARS.Copy !req
114. IF ONLY IT HAD WORKED,Copy !req
115. YOU COULD GO BACK
AND NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON IT.Copy !req
116. THERE'S NO ONE TO CARRY ON
AFTER I'M GONE,Copy !req
117. NO ONE TO TAKE OVER MY WORK
AND MY RESEARCHCopy !req
118. AND MY FABULOUS FORTUNE.Copy !req
119. BY GOD, THAT'S IT!Copy !req
120. I'VE GOT TO NAME A SUCCESSOR.Copy !req
121. A SUCCESSOR?
OH!Copy !req
122. A SUCCESSOR
TO THE PROFESSOR?Copy !req
123. THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.Copy !req
124. I'M OFF TO MY LAB TO BUILD
A SUCCESSOR-NAMING MACHINE.Copy !req
125. MAN, THE PROFESSOR'S
BEEN IN HIS LAB FOR DAYS.Copy !req
126. I HOPE HE DIDN'T DIE,
UNLESS HE LEFT A NOTECopy !req
127. NAMING ME HIS SUCCESSOR—
THEN I HOPE HE DID DIE.Copy !req
128. YOU, THE SUCCESSOR?Copy !req
129. OVER MY EMPTY SHELL.Copy !req
130. THE PROFESSOR WILL PICK ME.Copy !req
131. ONLY I HAVE
HIS LOBSTER-LIKE TENACITY.Copy !req
132. UP YOURS, ZOIDBERG—Copy !req
133. UP WHEREVER YOUR SPECIES
TRADITIONALLY CRAMS THINGS.Copy !req
134. THE ONLY SENSIBLE WAY
TO PICK A SUCCESSORCopy !req
135. IS WITH A LIMBO CONTEST.Copy !req
136. WHAT?
KINGSTON RULES.Copy !req
137. TWO MEN GO DOWN, ONE COME UP.Copy !req
138. LOOK, THE PROFESSOR TRUSTS ME
WITH A GIANT SPACESHIP.Copy !req
139. HE WOULDN'T TRUSTCopy !req
140. THE REST OF YOU
WITH HIS DENTURES.Copy !req
141. YES, HE WOULD.Copy !req
142. SORRY, EVERYONE,
BUT NEED I REMIND YOU?Copy !req
143. BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.Copy !req
144. "BLOOD... THICKER... WATER."Copy !req
145. EVERYONE, I HAVE
A VERY DRAMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
146. SO ANYONE WITH A WEAK HEART
SHOULD LEAVE NOW.Copy !req
147. GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
148. UH, PROFESSOR?Copy !req
149. OH, OH, YES, THE ANNOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
150. AS YOU ALL KNOW,
I AM NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD.Copy !req
151. YES, WE DO.
TRUE DAT.Copy !req
152. DUH!
ONE FOOT
IN THE GRAVE.Copy !req
153. SO I'VE PICKED MY SUCCESSOR.Copy !req
154. IT'S SOMEONE IN WHOM
I HAVE GREAT FAITHCopy !req
155. EVEN THOUGH HIS MIND
IS UNDEVELOPEDCopy !req
156. AND HE'S ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING.Copy !req
157. MY CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVE...Copy !req
158. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
159. MY CLONE— QBERT FARNSWORTH.Copy !req
160. HE'S HORRIBLE!Copy !req
161. CRUD. CAN I AT LEAST BE
IN CHARGE OF YOUR DENTURES?Copy !req
162. YOU WISH.Copy !req
163. WHERE DID QBERT
COME FROM?Copy !req
164. 12 YEARS AGO, I BEGAN
THE CLONING PROCESSCopy !req
165. BY REMOVING
SOME SKIN CELLSCopy !req
166. FROM ONE OF THE
SHAPELIER GROWTHS
ON MY BACK.Copy !req
167. WAIT. IF HE'S YOUR CLONECopy !req
168. WHY DOESN'T HIS NOSE
LOOK LIKE YOURS?Copy !req
169. I LEFT HIM IN HIS
FIRST TUBE TOO LONG,Copy !req
170. AND HE GOT SQUISHED
UP AGAINST THE SIDE.Copy !req
171. IS HE DUMB OR JUST UGLY?Copy !req
172. LET'S FIND OUT.Copy !req
173. WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A GENIUS'S WIENER BEFORE?Copy !req
174. WELL, ONCE
IN THE PARK.Copy !req
175. MMM...Copy !req
176. AS LONG AS I'M GOING
TO BE IN CHARGE HERE,Copy !req
177. LET ME EXAMINE
MY SO-CALLED CREWCopy !req
178. IF IT CAN SO BE CALLED.Copy !req
179. FIRST OF ALL,
DR. ZOIDBERG,Copy !req
180. DO YOU EVEN HAVE
A MEDICAL DEGREE?Copy !req
181. I LOST IT...Copy !req
182. IN A VOLCANO.Copy !req
183. AND WHY DO WE NEED
A BENDING ROBOTCopy !req
184. AROUND HERE ANYWAY?Copy !req
185. WHAT POSSIBLE USE
DO WE HAVE FOR YOU?Copy !req
186. UH, ME NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISH.Copy !req
187. AND WHY DOES OUR SPACE PILOT
HAVE ONLY ONE EYE?Copy !req
188. THERE'S SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.Copy !req
189. HIS NAME IS DEPTH PERCEPTION.Copy !req
190. WHY, YOU LITTLE...Copy !req
191. WOW! THAT HURT...Copy !req
192. THE AIR.Copy !req
193. HIM PENDING
PARA UN BENDING.Copy !req
194. OH, QBERT, COME IN HERE.Copy !req
195. I HAVE SOMETHING AMAZING
TO SHOW YOU.Copy !req
196. WHAT IS IT,
A COMPETENT EMPLOYEE?Copy !req
197. I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.Copy !req
198. LITTLE TWERP.Copy !req
199. AY, CHIHUAHUA!Copy !req
200. QBERT, AS MY SUCCESSORCopy !req
201. I'M TRUSTING YOU
TO CARRY ON MY WORK.Copy !req
202. THESE ARE JUST SOME
OF THE HALF-FINISHED INVENTIONSCopy !req
203. YOU'LL SPEND YOUR LIFE
FINISHING.Copy !req
204. I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU WERE THE INVENTORCopy !req
205. OF THE JUNK HEAP.Copy !req
206. THAT'S MY
PRIZEWINNING
SMELL-A-SCOPE.Copy !req
207. IF A DOG CRAPS
ANYWHERE IN
THE UNIVERSECopy !req
208. YOU CAN BET I WON'T
BE OUT OF THE LOOP.Copy !req
209. AND THIS IS MY
UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR.Copy !req
210. UNFORTUNATELY, SO FAR,
IT ONLY TRANSLATESCopy !req
211. INTO AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE
DEAD LANGUAGE.Copy !req
212. HELLO.Copy !req
213. Bonjour.Copy !req
214. CRAZY GIBBERISH.Copy !req
215. DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY WORTHWHILE INVENTIONS?Copy !req
216. WHY, CERTAINLY.Copy !req
217. STEP OVER HERE.Copy !req
218. THESE ARE THE DARK-MATTER
ENGINES I INVENTED.Copy !req
219. THEY ALLOW
MY STARSHIPCopy !req
220. TO TRAVEL
BETWEEN GALAXIESCopy !req
221. IN MERE HOURS.Copy !req
222. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
223. YOU CAN'T GO FASTERCopy !req
224. THAN THE
SPEED OF LIGHT.Copy !req
225. OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
226. THAT'S WHY SCIENTISTS INCREASED
THE SPEED OF LIGHT IN 2208.Copy !req
227. ALSO IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
228. AND WHAT MAKES MY ENGINES
TRULY REMARKABLECopy !req
229. IS THE AFTERBURNERCopy !req
230. WHICH DELIVERS
200% FUEL EFFICIENCY.Copy !req
231. OH, THAT'S
ESPECIALLY IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
232. NOT AT ALL.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.Copy !req
233. THEN EXPLAIN IT.Copy !req
234. NOW, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
235. IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM,Copy !req
236. AND I FORGOT IT
IN ANOTHER DREAM.Copy !req
237. YOUR EXPLANATIONS ARE PURE
WEAPONS-GRADE BOLOGNA-IUM.Copy !req
238. IT'S ALL IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
239. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
NOT IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT.Copy !req
240. THAT'S WHAT BEING A SCIENTIST
IS ALL ABOUT.Copy !req
241. NO, THAT'S WHAT BEING
A MAGICAL ELF IS ALL ABOUT.Copy !req
242. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
243. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
244. IT'S ELZAR, THE TV CHEF!Copy !req
245. OH, KILL ME NOW, PEOPLE.Copy !req
246. HOW WE DOIN' HERE?Copy !req
247. OH, ELZAR.Copy !req
248. EVERYTHING'S SO GOOD.Copy !req
249. WHAT ARE YOU,
AN ASS-KISSING MACHINE?Copy !req
250. YES, SIR— GOOD ONE, SIR.Copy !req
251. OH, IT'S A GEM
OF AN EVENING.Copy !req
252. I FEEL SO WONDERFULCopy !req
253. HAVING SOMEONE
TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE'S WORK,Copy !req
254. AND IT'S ALL
THANKS TO QBERT.Copy !req
255. LOOK, PROFESSOR,Copy !req
256. I MAY BE IDENTICAL TO YOU
IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY,Copy !req
257. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M ANYTHING LIKE YOU.Copy !req
258. YEAH, WELL... WHUH?Copy !req
259. I DON'T WANT TO BE
AN INVENTOR.Copy !req
260. I WANT TO BE
SOMETHING USEFULCopy !req
261. LIKE A TEACHER'S AIDE
OR A PRISON GUARDCopy !req
262. OR A SCIENCE FICTION
CARTOON WRITER.Copy !req
263. BUT-BUT WHAT ABOUT MY
HOPES AND MY DREAMSCopy !req
264. AND MY WONDERFUL
INVENTIONS?Copy !req
265. IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE,Copy !req
266. YOUR ONLY HALF-DECENT
INVENTION WAS ME,Copy !req
267. AND I DIDN'T TURN OUT
LIKE YOU WANTED EITHER.Copy !req
268. YOU FOLKS
STILL DOING ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
269. OH, YES, ELZAR.Copy !req
270. GOOD. 'CAUSE IT TURNS OUT
I FORGOT TO COOK THAT CHICKEN.Copy !req
271. BAD NEWS, EVERYONE.Copy !req
272. By the time you watch this tape,
I'll be gone,Copy !req
273. leaving behind nothing
but a history of failureCopy !req
274. and my original hip bones.Copy !req
275. You see,
I've been lying about my age.Copy !req
276. I'm not actually 150.Copy !req
277. I'm 160.Copy !req
278. Oh, vanity, thy name
is Professor Farnsworth.Copy !req
279. And now that I have nothing
to live for,Copy !req
280. I've alerted the Sunset Squad
robots to take me away.Copy !req
281. GOOD-BYE, CRUEL WORLD.Copy !req
282. GOOD-BYE, CRUEL LAMP.Copy !req
283. GOOD-BYE,
CRUEL VELVET DRAPESCopy !req
284. LINED WITH WHAT
WOULD APPEAR TO BECopy !req
285. SOME SORT
OF CRUEL MUSLIN AND THE...Copy !req
286. CUTE LITTLE
POM-POM CURTAIN PULL-CORDS.Copy !req
287. CRUEL THOUGH
THEY MAY BE, I—Copy !req
288. And now that I have nothing
to live for,Copy !req
289. I've alerted the Sunset Squad
robots to take me away.Copy !req
290. OH, NO!Copy !req
291. I know you're all very upsetCopy !req
292. especially Bender.Copy !req
293. WELL, LIFE GOES ON...Copy !req
294. EXCEPT FOR YOU.Copy !req
295. I'm sure Bender
has just made a cutting remarkCopy !req
296. but he doesn't know
I taped over his soap operasCopy !req
297. to record
this message.Copy !req
298. YOU BASTARD!Copy !req
299. WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM BACK.Copy !req
300. IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
301. NO ONE KNOWS WHERE
THEY TAKE THOSE OLD GEEZERS.Copy !req
302. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
303. YOU'D KNOW THAT
IF YOU REALLY TOOK AFTERCopy !req
304. THE PROFESSOR, LIKE I DO.Copy !req
305. YOU'RE HIS UNCLE, DUMMY.Copy !req
306. HE TAKES AFTER YOU.Copy !req
307. YEAH, WH-WHAT?Copy !req
308. OH, WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
309. THAT MEANS
I ALSO TAKE AFTER YOU.Copy !req
310. QUIET. I THINK I KNOW
HOW TO FIND THE PROFESSOR.Copy !req
311. LAY IT ON US, BIG BOOTS.Copy !req
312. IF THE SMELL-A-SCOPE
CAN PICK UP THE PROFESSOR'S ODORCopy !req
313. WE MAY HAVE A CHANCE
TO SAVE HIM.Copy !req
314. I THINK NOT.Copy !req
315. AS YOU PROBABLY
ALREADY DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
316. ODORS ARE MADE UP OF PARTICLES
THAT CAN'T TRAVELCopy !req
317. THROUGH THE VACUUM OF SPACE.Copy !req
318. I'M ZEROING IN ON HIM.Copy !req
319. BEN GAY...Copy !req
320. MOTHBALLS...Copy !req
321. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR!Copy !req
322. IT'S THE PROFESSOR!Copy !req
323. TO THE FLYING
MACHINE!Copy !req
324. TO THE LEFT!Copy !req
325. NO, TO THE UP!Copy !req
326. U-TURN! U-TURN!Copy !req
327. WE'LL NEVER
FIND THIS PLACE.Copy !req
328. ROBOTS ARE VERY GOOD
AT KEEPING SECRETS.Copy !req
329. NO, WE'RE NOT,
YOU LITTLE BED WETTER!Copy !req
330. OOPS, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
331. THERE IT IS—
THE NEAR DEATH STAR.Copy !req
332. OKAY, WE'LL TELL THEM
THE PROFESSOR ESCAPED,Copy !req
333. AND WE'RE
BRINGING HIM BACK.Copy !req
334. FRY, YOU'LL HAVE TO DRESS UP
LIKE A 160-YEAR-OLD MAN.Copy !req
335. I'M ON IT.Copy !req
336. MY GOD!Copy !req
337. THE ILLUSION
IS SO PERFECT.Copy !req
338. I ALMOST FORGOT I WAS
LOOKING AT AN IDIOT.Copy !req
339. NOW, THEY MAY ASK
FOR A DNA SAMPLE.Copy !req
340. I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM
FIND IT.Copy !req
341. THIS PLAN IS IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
342. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAMPLE
OF THE PROFESSOR'S DNA.Copy !req
343. I THINK I KNOW
WHERE TO GET SOME.Copy !req
344. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE HUMP?Copy !req
345. 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO UGLY
TO BE A WART.Copy !req
346. YOUR MEDICARE
DOLLARS AT WORK.Copy !req
347. HALT!Copy !req
348. IDENTIFY THIS GUEST.Copy !req
349. UH, THIS
IS PROFESSOR
HUBERT FARNSWORTH.Copy !req
350. HE ESCAPED.Copy !req
351. ESCAPED? NO ONE ESCAPES.Copy !req
352. THIS GUEST
DOES NOT LOOK 160.Copy !req
353. WHAT, I'M OLD!
LISTEN—Copy !req
354. HEY, YOU KIDS, GET OFF THE LAWN!Copy !req
355. HMM. IT IS TRUE OLD PEOPLE
ARE OFTEN CONCERNEDCopy !req
356. THAT THERE ARE CHILDREN
ON THEIR LAWNS.Copy !req
357. THERE'S NO
DENYING THAT,Copy !req
358. BUT WE'LL STILL NEED
TO VERIFY HIS IDENTITYCopy !req
359. WITH A DNA SAMPLE.Copy !req
360. GOT A HOT, STEAMING
BATCH RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
361. WE ONLY NEEDED ONE CELL.Copy !req
362. EH, KEEP THE CHANGE, BUDDY.Copy !req
363. STUPID ROBOT.
DID YOUR HUMPCopy !req
364. SAY SOMETHING?Copy !req
365. UH, I'VE GOT
TALKING HUMP SYNDROME.Copy !req
366. AH, T.H.S.Copy !req
367. IDENTITY CONFIRMED.Copy !req
368. RETURN THIS SHAMBLING
SHUFFLEBOARDERCopy !req
369. TO HIS ROOM.Copy !req
370. 7152 MAPLE DRIVE.Copy !req
371. SOUNDS NICE.Copy !req
372. PREPARE TO BE SURPRISED.Copy !req
373. SO THI IS WHERE
THEY STICK OLD PEOPLE.Copy !req
374. IT'S HORRIFIC.Copy !req
375. AT LEAST IT KEEPS
THEM FROM DRIVING.Copy !req
376. BRACE YOURSELF
FOR THE WORST.Copy !req
377. AND YET HE LOOKS SO NATURAL.Copy !req
378. WHAT'S
HAPPENING?Copy !req
379. HE'S HOOKED UP
TO A LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEM.Copy !req
380. WE HAVE TO DISCONNECT HIM
VERY, VERY CAREFULLY,Copy !req
381. OR THE SHOCK
COULD KILL HIM.Copy !req
382. FREEZE!Copy !req
383. SEIZE THEM!Copy !req
384. SEIZE THEM!
SEIZE THEM!Copy !req
385. GET THEM!Copy !req
386. I MEAN, SEIZE THEM!Copy !req
387. OH, I'M SO BAD AT THIS.Copy !req
388. WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE IT,
BUT WE MIGHT NOT!Copy !req
389. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
WE'LL NEVER FIT!Copy !req
390. WILL TOO.Copy !req
391. TOLD YOU.Copy !req
392. COME ON, LEELA.Copy !req
393. STEP YOUR BIG BOOT
DOWN ON THE GAS PEDAL.Copy !req
394. THEY'VE BLOWN OUT
ONE OF OUR ENGINES.Copy !req
395. FIX IT, FIX IT,
FIX IT, FIX IT,
FIX IT, FIX IT!Copy !req
396. FIX IT, FIX IT,
FIX IT!Copy !req
397. ONLY THE PROFESSOR
KNOWS HOW TO FIX IT.Copy !req
398. WE HAVE TO WAKE HIM UP.Copy !req
399. TRY SHOCKING HIM.Copy !req
400. YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK
IS LATE!Copy !req
401. STUFF COSTS MORE
THAN IT USED TO!Copy !req
402. YOUNG PEOPLE
USE CURSE WORDS!Copy !req
403. DAMN IT. WE'LL
HAVE TO FIX THE
ENGINE OURSELVES.Copy !req
404. WE CAN'T, YOU BASTARD.Copy !req
405. NO ONE KNOWS
HOW IT WORKS.Copy !req
406. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
407. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
408. I UNDERSTAND
HOW THE ENGINES WORK NOW.Copy !req
409. IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM.Copy !req
410. THE ENGINES
DON'T MOVE THE SHIP AT ALL.Copy !req
411. THE SHIP STAYS WHERE IT IS,Copy !req
412. AND THE ENGINES
MOVE THE UNIVERSE AROUND IT.Copy !req
413. THAT'S A COMPLETE LOAD.Copy !req
414. NOTHING'S A COMPLETE LOAD.
NOT IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT.Copy !req
415. THAT'S WHAT BEING A SCIENTIST
IS ALL ABOUT, RIGHT, PROFESSOR?Copy !req
416. LET'S RIDE.Copy !req
417. GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.Copy !req
418. HE'S MADE
A COMPLETE RECOVERY.Copy !req
419. ALL RIGHT!
WAY TO GO!Copy !req
420. I'M AS SPRY
AS A 140-YEAR-OLD.Copy !req
421. SEE? I ONLY BROKE
ONE ANKLE.Copy !req
422. SO WHAT WERE THEY DOING TO YOU
IN THAT AWFUL DRAWER?Copy !req
423. OH, THEY HAD ME HOOKED UP
TO A BIZARRE VIRTUAL WORLDCopy !req
424. THAT SEEMED ABSOLUTELY REAL.Copy !req
425. WHAT WAS IT LIKE?Copy !req
426. IT WAS AS THOUGH
I WERE LIVINGCopy !req
427. IN A FACILITY IN FLORIDACopy !req
428. WITH HUNDREDS OF
OTHER OLD PEOPLE.Copy !req
429. ALL DAY LONG, WE'D
PLAY BINGO, EAT OATMEALCopy !req
430. AND WAIT FOR OUR
CHILDREN TO CALL.Copy !req
431. IT'S A HUNDRED
TIMES MORE HORRIBLECopy !req
432. THAN ANYTHING
I COULD IMAGINE.Copy !req
433. OH, MY, YES.Copy !req
434. THANK YOU ALL FOR SAVING ME—Copy !req
435. ESPECIALLY YOU,
MY LITTLE CLONE.Copy !req
436. NO MATTER WHAT
YOU DECIDE TO DO
WITH YOUR LIFECopy !req
437. I'M STILL PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
438. I'VE ALREADY DECIDED.Copy !req
439. DAD...Copy !req
440. WHEN I GROW UP,
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.Copy !req
441. OH, DON'T WORRY, SON.Copy !req
442. YOU WILL.Copy !req
443. INCIDENTALLY, YOU
MIGHT WANT TO READ UPCopy !req
444. ON A CONDITION KNOWN
AS WANDERING BLADDER.Copy !req
445. WHY?Copy !req
446. NO REASON.Copy !req
447. NO REASON AT ALL.Copy !req