Futurama 1x9

Directed by Rich Moore

Adam Horovitz as Ad-Rock / MCA (voice) • Michael Diamond as Mike D's head (voice) • Dan Castellaneta as Robot Devil (voice)

During a Beastie Boys concert, Bender runs into a high school buddy, Fender. He invites him to a party, which turns out to be robots getting high off of electricity, or "jacking on". After one try, Bender is hooked.

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1. THIS IS AWESOME!

2. I'VE BEEN WAITING

3. BOYS SHOW.

4. CAN I GET ANYBODY A BEER?

5. SURE.

6. AH...

7. Ladies and gentlemen, here to lay down

8. some old, old, incredibly old school beats, the Beastie Boys!

9. IMPRESSIVE.

10. THEY'RE BUSTING MAD RHYMES WITH AN 80% SUCCESS RATE.

11. QUALIFIES AS ILL.

12. TECHNICAL STANDPOINT.

13. SHUT UP?

14. I'M TRYING TO LOOK COOL.

15. OW! HOW'S IT GOING?

16. OW! ENJOYING THE SHOW?

17. OOH! OW!

18. DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP A T-SHIRT.

19. WOW, AN OLD- FASHIONED MOSH PIT.

20. COME ON, GUYS.

21. TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999...

22. AGAIN.

23. OW!

24. HEY, WATCH IT!

25. MAN, THESE GUYS ROCK HARDER THAN EVER.

26. PEACE! WE OUT!

27. HEY, BENDER.

28. HEY, FENDER.

29. MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

30. JACK IN THE BOX?

31. NOT ANYMORE, BABY.

32. I'M WITH THE BAND.

33. OH-OH, YEAH.

34. HEY, FELLAS

35. BENDER, FRY, AND LEELA.

36. YOU KNOW, WE'RE REALLY NOT THAT INTERESTED IN MEETING THEM.

37. WOW, I LOVE YOU GUYS.

38. 20th CENTURY

39. OF YOUR ALBUMS.

40. THAT WAS A THOUSAND YEARS AGO. NOW WE GOT SEVEN.

41. COOL. CAN I BORROW THE NEW ONES?

42. AND A COUPLE OF BLANK TAPES?

43. HEY, BENDER, WHY DON'T

44. AND HIT THE REAL PARTY?

45. COUNT ME IN. I'M GOING TO DRINK TILL I REBOOT.

46. HEY, WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS?

47. THERE'S NO BOOZE AND ONLY ONE HOOKER.

48. DON'T BE A DRAG, MAN.

49. WE'RE JACKING ON.

50. O-O-O-H, Y-Y-YEAH!

51. WANT A JOLT?

52. UH, HEY, I'M NO SQUARE

53. BUT ISN'T THAT COUNTER-INDICATED

54. BY MY OPERATIONS MANUAL?

55. COME ON, BENDER.

56. GRAB A JACK.

57. YOU WERE COOL.

58. WELL, IF JACKING ON WILL MAKE STRANGERS THINK I'M COOL

59. I'LL DO IT.

60. WHOA!

61. EASY, BABY, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET HOOKED ON THIS STUFF.

62. AH, NO NEED TO WORRY. I DON'T HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY.

63. HEY, UH, BENDER,

64. IN THIS BAD NEIGHBORHOOD?

65. SHUT UP, SQUARE!

66. I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

67. IN THE GOOD BOOK 3.0.

68. HEY, DO I PREACH TO YOU

69. WHEN YOU'RE LYING STONED IN THE GUTTER?

70. NO.

71. SO BEAT IT!

72. TSK-TSK-TSK.

73. WHO WAS THAT GUY?

74. YOUR MAMA.

75. NOW SHUT UP AND DRAG ME TO WORK.

76. UP A SUGARCANE.

77. OBVIOUSLY, SOMEONE 'ROUND HERE

78. WHOLE HEAP OF JUICE.

79. PROBABLY YOU.ME?

80. GOOD MORNING, BENDER.

81. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET OFF MY BACK!

82. WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

83. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER

84. I'D ALMOST THINK HE WAS ABUSING ELECTRICITY.

85. BENDER? NO WAY.

86. NOTICED SOMETHING.

87. BENDER, WHY ARE YOU SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM?

88. ARE YOU JACKING ON IN THERE?

89. NO! DON'T COME IN!

90. GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.

91. TODAY YOU'LL BE DELIVERING

92. TO SICILY EIGHT, THE MOB PLANET.

93. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK!

94. I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND.

95. HE WAS GAY.

96. DID HE USE HIS TONGUE?

97. A LITTLE.

98. - ARE YOU OKAY, BENDER? - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET OFF MY BACK!

99. UH-OH. THERE SEEMS TO BE

100. IN THE COALSACK NEBULA.

101. - A WHAT KIND OF A DISTURBANCE? - ELECTRICAL.

102. ANYWAY, IT'S GOING TO TAKE TO AVOID IT.

103. WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL!

104. WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC FIELD.

105. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

106. I FEEL WEIRD.

107. COME ON, UNIVERSE!

108. YOU BIG, MOSTLY EMPTY WUSS!

109. GIVE ME ALL THE JUICE YOU GOT!

110. OH, MAMA.

111. WHAT?

112. BENDER, WE DIDN'T MIND

113. OR YOUR PORNOGRAPHY RING.

114. IN FACT, THAT'S WHY WE LOVED YOU.

115. CROSSED THE LINE.

116. YOU ALMOST KILLED US.

117. LIKE A JERK FOR TRUSTING YOU.

118. HE WASN'T TAKING DRUGS

119. MY MOM'S VCR.

120. AND THEN LATER, I FOUND OUT HE WAS TAKING DRUGS.

121. TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

122. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M A LOST CAUSE.

123. MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY.

124. OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.

125. WHAT AM I DOING?

126. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

127. MADE OF REAL SHINY METAL.

128. BUT THAT DON'T IMPRESS THE ROBOT DEVIL, NO, SIR.

129. NO, SIR!

130. 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE

131. HE'S GOING TO PLUG

132. BELCHING SMOKE AND FLAME, AND HE'S GOING TO DOWNLOAD YOU

133. STRAIGHT TO ROBOT HELL.

134. STRAIGHT TO HELL!

135. SO I ASK YOU

136. AND BE SAVED?

137. WHO? WHO?

138. ME.

139. THE SALTWATER COOLER.

140. THIS IS A WITCH HUNT.

141. GREETINGS, FRIENDS.

142. DON'T WE ALL LOOK NICE TODAY?

143. GREAT. HE'S WHACKED OUT ON ELECTRICITY AGAIN.

144. NO, I'M WHACKED OUT ON LIFE.

145. MY FRIENDS, I FOUND RELIGION.

146. RELIGION?

147. TO GET FREE YARMULKES?

148. A BREAK, FRY.

149. BE SUPPORTIVE.

150. WONDERFUL.

151. THEN YOU'LL ALL COME TO MY

152. CEREMONY.

153. UM... OH, I... UH...

154. FROM THE COLD, STEEL GRIP

155. UNTO THE COLD, STEEL BOSOM OF OUR CONGREGATION.

156. TELL IT, PREACHER!

157. THAT EQUALS TRUE.

158. IN ROBOT HELL?

159. YES, I DO.

160. THEN I WILL NOW BAPTIZE YOU.

161. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

162. UH, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

163. THIS SEAM?

164. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

165. HAVE TAKEN US OUT TO DINNER.

166. THE OLD BENDER'S GONE.

167. HE WON'T TROUBLE YOU ANYMORE.

168. TO SEE THE WINE LIST?

169. NO POISON FOR US, THANKS.

170. I'LL STICK WITH GOOD OLD MINERAL OIL.

171. AH. FUNCTIONAL.

172. MM. THAT'S MINE HERE.

173. I'M HUNGRIER THAN A GREEN SNAKE IN A SUGARCANE FIELD.

174. FRIENDS, FRIENDS, SURELY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT

175. BEFORE WE SAY ROBOT GRACE.

176. OH, MAN. UH...

177. ENERGY WE ARE ABOUT TO ABSORB.

178. "ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ZERO

179. "ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO- ONE-ZERO-ONE-ZERO-ONE...

180. "ZERO-ZERO-ONE...

181. ZERO-ONE-ONE-ZERO-ZERO-ONE... TWO."

182. AMEN.

183. DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN EAT NOW?

184. YES.

185. BUT FIRST, SINCE I LOVE

186. I'D LIKE TO GIVE EVERYONE HUGS.

187. COME HERE, FRY.

188. OH, UH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.

189. FRY, YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

190. COME ON, EVERYONE LINE UP FOR A HUG.

191. LET'S TEAR DOWN SOME EMOTIONAL WALLS.

192. TO MY SHIP?

193. SANCTIFYING IT.

194. THERE. THAT OUGHT TO CONVERT A FEW TAILGATERS.

195. BENDER'S STUPID RELIGION IS DRIVING ME NUTS.

196. AMEN.

197. OR VOODOO.

198. WE'VE GOT TO GET THE OLD BENDER BACK.

199. A WAY TO DO IT.

200. CALLED SLEAZE.

201. I CAN'T BELIEVE

202. TO ATLANTIC CITY.

203. WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING, ANYWAY?

204. UH... THIS.

205. WHERE ARE WE DELIVERING IT TO?

206. UH... HERE.

207. ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.

208. OF FASTING AND REPENTANCE.

209. WHOA, WHOA. WAIT, BENDER.

210. AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE WHY DON'T WE TAKE IN SOME EXOTIC DANCING?

211. HEY, GREAT IDEA.

212. DON'T WEAR CASES.

213. YOU CAN SEE THEIR BARE CIRCUITS.

214. COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.

215. A LITTLE FORTIFIED WINE.

216. WHAT?

217. DELICIOUSLY FORTIFIED.

218. HEY, BENDER, LOOK AT THAT WOMAN'S PURSE.

219. IT'S HANGING BY A SPAGHETTI STRAND.

220. THOU SHALT NOT SNATCH.

221. AND THERE'S HOOKERBOT 5000.

222. SHE'S GOT A HEART OF SOLID GOLD.

223. HEY, SAILING UNIT.

224. STOP TEMPTING ME!

225. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I HAVE INNER PEACE.

226. THAT'S FOR LOSERS.

227. COME ON, SIN YOUR HEART OUT.

228. GO NUTS.

229. LITTLE.

230. PURSE FOR A MINUTE?

231. GO FOR IT, BENDER.

232. WANT TO.

233. WELL...

234. I'M THE GREATEST!

235. THE OLD BENDER BACK.

236. YOU KNOW IT, PORKPIE.

237. YOU KNOW, AS A MAJOR

238. I'LL BE HOLDING AUDITIONS TONIGHT FOR MY NEXT MOVIE.

239. AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL

240. HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.

241. HEY, I'M TRYING TO SCORE HERE.

242. CAN'T YOU READ THE "DO NOT DISTURB" SIGN?

243. NO! NO!

244. GREETINGS, BENDER.

245. WELCOME TO ROBOT HELL.

246. TO BENDER?

247. WELL, HE DIDN'T CHECK OUT. THE ASHTRAY'S STILL HERE.

248. LOOK, NIBBLER'S CAUGHT THE SCENT OF VODKA AND MOTOR OIL.

249. GO, BOY. FOLLOW THAT STENCH.

250. I'M HALLUCINATING THIS, RIGHT?

251. NO, BENDER.

252. QUITE REAL.

253. HERE'S OUR BROCHURE.

254. BUT I DON'T BELONG HERE.

255. I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE SCARY AND PAINFUL.

256. SORRY, BENDER.

257. YOU JOINED OUR RELIGION.

258. IF YOU SIN, YOU GO TO ROBOT HELL...

259. FOR ALL ETERNITY.

260. AW, HELL... I MEAN HECK.

261. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

262. YOU CAN SAY THAT HERE.

263. WAIT, I REMEMBER THIS PLACE.

264. FROM THE FLUME RIDE.

265. LOOK.

266. IT'S THE SYMBOL OF BENDER'S OLD RELIGION.

267. UNBELIEVABLE.

268. IT'S AN ACTUAL, FACTUAL ROBOT HELL.

269. HELL WOULD REALLY EXIST?

270. IN NEW JERSEY?

271. ACTUALLY...

272. SINS, BENDER

273. AND FOR EACH ONE, WE'VE PREPARED

274. PUNISHMENT. GENTLEMEN?

275. AW, CRAP— SINGING.

276. MIND IF I SMOKE?

277. OOH, DEEP-FRIED ROBOT.

278. OF COURSE, THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS.

279. BENDER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

280. NO. OH, THEY'RE TORMENTING ME

281. SINGING AND DANCING.

282. ALL RIGHT, BEELZEBOT.

283. WHAT'LL IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET OUR FRIEND BACK?

284. SORRY, BUT I HOLD ALL THE CARDS HERE.

285. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

286. NOW IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN THIS FIDDLE CONTEST WAIVER...

287. WAIT. WHAT FIDDLE CONTEST?

288. UH... THE FAIRNESS IN HELL ACT OF 2275

289. IN A FIDDLE CONTEST, YOU WIN BACK BENDER'S SOUL.

290. AS WELL AS A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE.

291. WOULDN'T A SOLID GOLD FIDDLE

292. AND SOUND CRUMMY?

293. WELL, IT'S MOSTLY FOR SHOW.

294. TO PLAY THE FIDDLE?

295. NO, DO YOU?

296. NO, BUT I USED TO PLAY THE DRUMS.

297. THEY'RE SORT OF SIMILAR.

298. IF WE LOSE?

299. YOU'LL ONLY WIN A SMALLER SILVER FIDDLE.

300. ALSO, I GUESS I'LL KILL ONE OF YOU...

301. HIM.

302. WE'LL DO IT.

303. VERY WELL, THEN.

304. BEAT THIS.

305. WELL, WE'RE BONED.

306. YOUR TURN.

307. HA!

308. TIME FOR THE DRUM SOLO.

309. RUN!

310. STOP THEM!

311. THEY CHEATED!

312. HURRY, BENDER.

313. THE STUPID GOLD VIOLIN.

314. OH, SORRY.

315. DON'T WORRY, GUYS.

316. I'LL NEVER BE TOO GOOD OR TOO EVIL AGAIN.

317. FROM NOW ON, I'LL JUST BE ME.

318. UH, DO YOU THINK

319. EVIL THAN THAT?

320. I DON'T KNOW.

321. A 700-FOOT FALL?

322. AH, GOOD OLD BENDER.