Futurama 1x8

Ron Popeil as Ron Popeil's head (voice) • Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson Doll (voice)

A big piece of garbage that was released a thousand years ago is now on the way to Earth to destroy it. After Fry, Leela and Bender fail on placing a bomb on it, the city has to build another big piece of garbage, yet that may be a problem since trash doesn't exist in year 3000.

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1. GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE.

2. TOMORROW, YOU'LL BE MAKING A DELIVERY

3. TO EBOLA 9, THE VIRUS PLANET.

4. WHY CAN'T THEY GO TODAY?

5. BECAUSE TONIGHT'S A SPECIAL NIGHT

6. AND I WANT ALL OF YOU TO BE ALIVE.

7. IT'S THE ACADEMY OF INVENTORS ANNUAL SYMPOSIUM.

8. WOW, I LOVE SYMPOSIA.

9. IT'S THE EVENT OF THE SCIENTIFIC SEASON.

10. EVERY MEMBER PRESENTS AN INVENTION

11. AND THE BEST ONE WINS THE ACADEMY PRIZE.

12. SOUNDS BORING.

13. OH, MY, YES, BUT NOT THIS YEAR

14. BECAUSE MY LATEST INVENTION IS UNBEATABLE.

15. BEHOLD...

16. THE DEATH CLOCK.

17. SIMPLY JAM YOUR FINGER IN THE HOLE

18. AND THIS READOUT TELLS YOU

19. EXACTLY HOW LONG YOU HAVE LEFT TO LIVE.

20. DOES IT REALLY WORK?

21. WELL, IT'S OCCASIONALLY OFF BY A FEW SECONDS

22. WHAT WITH FREE WILL AND ALL.

23. SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

24. HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO LIVE?

25. OOH, DIBS ON HIS CD PLAYER!

26. WHO'S THE GROSS NERD?

27. THAT'S ME, AT THE VERY FIRST SYMPOSIUM.

28. I'M THE ACADEMY'S OLDEST LIVING MEMBER, YOU KNOW.

29. THESE YOUNGSTERS ALL LOOK UP TO ME.

30. WELL, WELL, WELL...

31. LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW HIS WRINKLED FACE.

32. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, WERNSTROM?

33. FACE IT, FARNSWORTH, YOU'RE OVER THE HILL.

34. IT'S TIME TO LEAVE SCIENCE TO THE 120-YEAR-OLDS.

35. YOU YOUNG TURKS THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.

36. I WAS INVENTING THINGS

37. WHEN YOU WERE BARELY TURNING SENILE.

38. GO HOME BEFORE YOU EMBARRASS YOURSELF, OLD MAN.

39. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME

40. I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP BEFORE THE CEREMONIES.

41. WHO'S THAT JERK?

42. A HUNDRED YEARS AGO

43. HE WAS MY MOST PROMISING STUDENT AT MARS UNIVERSITY

44. BUT THEN, AFTER ONE FATEFUL POP QUIZ...

45. "A-MINUS"?

46. NO ONE GIVES OGDEN WERNSTROM AN A-MINUS.

47. I'M SORRY, BUT PENMANSHIP COUNTS.

48. I SWEAR I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE

49. IF IT TAKES ME A HUNDRED YEARS.

50. AND HERE IT IS

51. SLIGHTLY OVER 99 YEARS LATER AND STILL NO REVENGE.

52. I'M ESSENTIALLY IN THE CLEAR.

53. I'VE BEEN PERUSING YOUR FORTIFIED WINE LIST

54. AND I'VE SELECTED THE '71 HOBO'S DELIGHT,

55. THE '57 CHATEAU PART-AY AND THE '66 THUNDER-SCHEWITZ.

56. EXQUISITE CHOICES, SIR.

57. AND MIX THEM ALL TOGETHER

58. IN A BIG JUG.

59. WELCOME TO THIS YEAR'S ACADEMY SYMPOSIUM.

60. I'M YOUR HOST, RON POPEIL—

61. INVENTOR OF MR. MICROPHONE, THE SPRAY-ON TOUPEE

62. AND, OF COURSE, THE TECHNOLOGY

63. TO KEEP HUMAN HEADS ALIVE IN JARS.

64. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

65. WE'VE GOT A WHOLE LINEUP OF INVENTORS TONIGHT

66. STARTING WITH THAT UP-AND-COMING YOUNG STAR

67. OGDEN WERNSTROM.

68. BOO!

69. MORE WINE!

70. DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS OF THE ACADEMY

71. I PRESENT TO YOU THE REVERSE SCUBA SUIT.

72. OBSERVE.

73. FETCH.

74. NOW SIT.

75. I SAID, "SIT."

76. BAD FISH!

77. OH.

78. DON'T WORRY, PROFESSOR.

79. IT'S NO COMPETITION FOR YOUR DEATH CLOCK.

80. AND WHAT WILL YOU BE PRESENTING THIS EVENING, GRANDPA?

81. LET'S JUST SAY

82. IT'LL PUT YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS

83. IN YOUR PLACE.

84. I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT AS LAME

85. AS THAT DEATH CLOCK YOU PRESENTED LAST YEAR.

86. EH, "LAST YEAR," YOU SAY?

87. THAT'S RIGHT.

88. OH, MY.

89. DID IT PUT YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS IN YOUR PLACE?

90. HARDLY.

91. WE LAUGHED UNTIL OUR TEETH FELL OUT.

92. COME ALONG, CINNAMON.

93. OH, DEAR.

94. I'LL HAVE TO INVENT SOMETHING NEW

95. IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES—

96. PERHAPS SOME SORT OF DEATH CLOCK.

97. UH, PROFESSOR?

98. OUR LAST PRESENTATION COMES FROM OUR OLDEST MEMBER—

99. PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH.

100. PROFESSOR?

101. JUST A SECOND.

102. JUST A SECOND.

103. PENCILS DOWN, PRUNE FACE.

104. OH, YES, HERE I AM.

105. OKAY, NOW. HELLO THERE.

106. NOW, WE ALL KNOW TELESCOPES ALLOW US TO SEE DISTANT OBJECTS

107. BUT WHAT IF WE WANT TO SMELL DISTANT OBJECTS?

108. WELL, NOW WE CAN,

109. THANKS TO MY NEW INVENTION—

110. THE SMELLOSCOPE.

111. THE ODOR TRAVELS PAST THIS COFFEE STAIN HERE

112. AROUND THE OLIVE PIT AND INTO THIS CIGAR BURN...

113. AND THIS APPEARS TO BE A-A...

114. DOODLE OF MYSELF AS A COWBOY.

115. BUT THE SMELLOSCOPE IS BRILLIANT, I TELL YOU!

116. THINK OF THE ASTRONOMICAL ODORS YOU'LL SMELL, THANKS TO ME!

117. OH, MY.

118. I'VE WAITED A HUNDRED YEARS FOR THIS, FARNSWORTH.

119. I GIVE YOUR INVENTION THE WORST GRADE IMAGINABLE—

120. AN A-MINUS-MINUS!

121. AND NOW FOR THE PRESENTATION OF THE AWARD.

122. LISTEN, FOLKS

123. I'M PRACTICALLY GIVING THIS PRIZE AWAY

124. TO DR. WERNSTROM FOR HIS FISH THINGY.

125. OH.

126. PERHAPS 149 IS JUST TOO OLD TO BE A SCIENTIST.

127. YEP.

128. NO, PROFESSOR. DON'T GIVE UP.

129. THERE WERE PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY CENTURY

130. WHEN I WAS GOING TO GIVE UP, BUT I NEVER DID. NEVER.

131. HEY, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

132. OH, I GIVE UP.

133. BY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!

134. I'M GOING TO BUILD THAT SMELLOSCOPE.

135. EUREKA!

136. DID YOU BUILD THE SMELLOSCOPE?

137. NO. I REMEMBERED THAT I BUILT ONE LAST YEAR.

138. GO AHEAD, TRY IT.

139. YOU'LL FIND THAT EVERY HEAVENLY BODY HAS

140. ITS OWN PARTICULAR SCENT.

141. HERE, I'LL POINT IT AT JUPITER.

142. SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIES.

143. EXACTLY.

144. AND NOW SATURN.

145. PINE NEEDLES.

146. OH, MAN, THIS IS GREAT.

147. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MAKE ME SMELL URANUS.

148. I DON'T GET IT.

149. I'M SORRY, FRY

150. BUT ASTRONOMERS RENAMED URANUS IN 2620

151. TO END THAT STUPID JOKE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

152. OH. WHAT'S IT CALLED NOW?

153. URECTUM.

154. HERE, LET ME LOCATE IT FOR YOU.

155. HOW ABOUT—

156. NO, NO, I THINK I'LL JUST SMELL AROUND A BIT OVER HERE.

157. HMM.

158. HMM.

159. WHAT IS IT?

160. OH, JEEZ, OH, MAN!

161. REMARKABLE!

162. A STENCH SO FOUL, IT'S RIGHT OFF THE FUNK-OMETER.

163. I DARESAY, FRY MAY HAVE DISCOVERED

164. THE SMELLIEST OBJECT IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

165. OOH! OOH! NAME IT AFTER ME!

166. I THINK IT'S MOVING.

167. HMM. PERHAPS THE COMPUTER CAN CALCULATE ITS TRAJECTORY.

168. MY GOD!

169. WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US

170. WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO REDUCE THIS ENTIRE CITY

171. TO A STINKY CRATER!

172. WE HAVE LESS THAN 72 HOURS.

173. WELL, LET'S GET LOOTING.

174. SO THIS THING'S GOING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE CITY?

175. WHAT THE HECK IS IT?

176. AH, JUST AS I THOUGHT.

177. THE ANSWER LIES IN THIS MOVIE I FOUND ON THE INTERNET.

178. THE YEAR 2000.

179. THE MOST WASTEFUL SOCIETY IN THE HISTORY OF THE GALAXY

180. AND IT WAS RUNNING OUT OF PLACES

181. TO BURY ITS NEVER-ENDING OUTPUT OF GARBAGE.

182. THE LANDFILLS WERE FULL.

183. NEW JERSEY WAS FULL.

184. AND SO, UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS

185. THE CITY PUT ITS GARBAGE OUT TO SEA

186. ON THE WORLD'S LARGEST BARGE.

187. THE REPULSIVE BARGE CIRCLED THE OCEANS FOR 50 YEARS

188. BUT NO COUNTRY WOULD ACCEPT IT—

189. NOT EVEN THAT REALLY FILTHY ONE.

190. YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN.

191. FINALLY, IN 2052, THE CITY USED ITS MOB CONNECTIONS

192. TO OBTAIN A ROCKET AND LAUNCH THE GARBAGE

193. INTO OUTER SPACE.

194. SOME EXPERTS CLAIM THE BALL MIGHT RETURN TO EARTH SOMEDAY

195. BUT THEIR CONCERNS WERE DISMISSED

196. AS DEPRESSING.

197. WOW, YOU GOT THAT OFF THE INTERNET?

198. IN MY DAY, THE INTERNET WAS ONLY USED

199. TO DOWNLOAD PORNOGRAPHY.

200. ACTUALLY, THAT'S STILL TRUE.

201. Now that the garbage is in space, Doctor

202. perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.

203. With gusto.

204. AW.

205. SO THAT'S THE SITUATION.

206. DUE TO THE SHORTSIGHTEDNESS OF OLD NEW YORK

207. NEW NEW YORK IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED

208. BY A GIANT BALL OF GARBAGE.

209. FRY, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU PEOPLE THINKING BACK THEN?

210. HOW COULD YOU JUST THROW YOUR GARBAGE AWAY?

211. HEY, HEY, GIVE ME A BREAK.

212. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?

213. WE RECYCLE EVERYTHING.

214. ROBOTS ARE MADE FROM OLD BEER CANS.

215. YEAH, AND THIS BEER CAN

216. IS MADE OUT OF OLD ROBOTS.

217. AND THAT SANDWICH YOU'RE EATING

218. IS MADE FROM OLD DISCARDED SANDWICHES.

219. NOTHING JUST GETS THROWN AWAY.

220. THE FUTURE IS DISGUSTING.

221. TYPICAL 20th-CENTURY ATTITUDE.

222. HEY, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT

223. TO CRITICIZE THE 20th CENTURY.

224. WE GAVE THE WORLD THE LIGHT BULB, THE STEAMBOAT

225. AND THE COTTON GIN.

226. THOSE THINGS ARE ALL FROM THE 19th CENTURY.

227. YEAH, WELL, THEY PROBABLY JUST COPIED US.

228. PLEASE, THERE'S NO TIME FOR THIS NOW.

229. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

230. WE MUST WARN THE MAYOR.

231. GARBAGE BALL, HUH?

232. THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.

233. VERY SERIOUS, MAYOR POOPENMEYER.

234. I GOT BE SURE THIS ISN'T ANOTHER SCIENTIFIC FRAUD

235. LIKE GLOBAL WARMING OR SECONDHAND SMOKE.

236. SEND IN MY SCIENCE ADVISOR.

237. WERNSTROM!

238. WELL, WELL, WELL.

239. COME TO PRESENT YOUR LATEST NAPKIN, PROFESSOR?

240. NO, I'M HERE BECAUSE A GIANT TRASH BALL

241. IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US.

242. SMELL FOR YOURSELF.

243. HOLY— GEE!

244. THAT SMELL COULD BE ANYTHING—

245. A FAULTY STENCH COIL, SOME CHEESE ON THE LENS, WHO KNOWS?

246. MR. MAYOR, WE JUST GOT THIS TRANSMISSION FROM NEPTUNE.

247. Giant garbage ball...

248. passed close by.

249. Horrible stench!

250. THE TRANSMISSION CUTS OUT THERE, SIR.

251. NO, I GUESS IT KEEPS GOING.

252. THERE WE GO.

253. MY GOD! THE SENILE OLD MAN IS RIGHT!

254. DO YOU MEAN HIM OR ME?

255. HIM. OH.

256. New New York in crisis.

257. Morbo?

258. Thanks, human female.

259. Puny earthlings were shocked today

260. to learn that a ball of garbage will destroy

261. their pathetic city of New New York.

262. Makes me glad we live here in Los Angeles.

263. Morbo agrees.

264. CAN'T WE JUST

265. SHOOT A MISSILE AT IT?

266. WE'VE SIMULATED THAT ON A SUPERCOMPUTER

267. BUT THE BALL IS JUST TOO DAMN GOOEY.

268. A MISSILE WOULD GO RIGHT THROUGH IT.

269. BUT SUPPOSE WE SENT A CREW TO PLANT AN EXPLOSIVE

270. PRECISELY ON THE FAULT LINE

271. BETWEEN THIS MASS OF COFFEE GROUNDS

272. AND THIS DEPOSIT OF AMERICA ONLINE FLOPPY DISKS.

273. IN THEORY, IT COULD WORK.

274. UH, IN THEORY, PERHAPS

275. BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND A CREW WILLING TO TAKE ON A MISSION

276. SO SUICIDALLY DANGEROUS.

277. AW, CRAP.

278. NOW YOU'LL ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE

279. TO DESTROY THE BALL.

280. AFTER THAT

281. IT WILL BE SO CLOSE TO EARTH THAT BLOWING IT UP

282. WOULD CAUSE GARBAGE TO RAIN OVER THE ENTIRE PLANET

283. KILLING BILLIONS.

284. AW, BOO-HOO.

285. NOW HERE'S THE BOMB I'VE PREPARED.

286. ONCE YOU ACTIVATE IT

287. YOU'LL HAVE 25 MINUTES TO GET AWAY.

288. THAT'S ALL? BUT—

289. NOW, NOW.

290. THERE'LL BE PLENTY OF TIME TO DISCUSS YOUR OBJECTIONS

291. WHEN AND IF YOU RETURN.

292. ODOR AT MAGNITUDE EIGHT.

293. MAGNITUDE 12.

294. MAGNITUDE 31.

295. WE'RE BREAKING UP.

296. TURN ON THE ANTI-SMELL DEVICE.

297. HMM, SPORTY.

298. WOW!

299. LOOK AT ALL THIS FILTH.

300. IT'S NOT FILTH.

301. IT'S A GLORIOUS MONUMENT

302. TO THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE 20th CENTURY.

303. LOOK, A REAL BEANIE BABY.

304. OH, A MR. SPOCK COLLECTORS' PLATE.

305. SOME BART SIMPSON DOLLS.

306. Eat my shorts.

307. OKAY.

308. MMM, SHORTS.

309. FRY, THIS STUFF WAS GARBAGE WHEN IT WAS NEW.

310. LET'S BLOW IT UP ALREADY.

311. THIS JUNK ISN'T GARBAGE.

312. I CAN DIG IN ANY RANDOM PILE

313. AND FIND SOMETHING GREAT.

314. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK.

315. LET'S SEE.

316. IF THAT'S HYPODERMIC RIDGE

317. THEN THE BOMB MUST GO RIGHT HERE.

318. GET READY TO RUN.

319. WE'VE GOT 25 MINUTES.

320. UH, 15 MINUTES.

321. FIVE MINUTES.

322. SIX-H MINUTES?

323. HMM.

324. THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

325. THE PROFESSOR PUT THE COUNTER ON UPSIDE DOWN.

326. THAT IDIOT.

327. IT WASN'T SET FOR 25 MINUTES.

328. IT WAS SET FOR 52 SECONDS.

329. WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

330. RIGHT? RIGHT.

331. IT'S GOING TO BLOW!

332. HEY, WATCH IT!

333. YOU'LL PUT SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT!

334. OKAY, OKAY, KEEP YOUR SPACE PANTS ON.

335. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

336. WE'RE SAVED.

337. YEAH, BUT THIS GARBAGE BALL'S UNSTOPPABLE NOW.

338. NEW NEW YORK IS DONE FOR.

339. All in all, this is one day

340. Mittens the kitten won't soon forget.

341. Kittens give Morbo gas.

342. In lighter news

343. the city of New New York is doomed.

344. Blame rests with known human Professor Hubert Farnsworth

345. and his tiny inferior brain.

346. OH, HOW COULD I HAVE PUT THAT BOMB TIMER ON UPSIDE DOWN?

347. I COULD SWEAR I FOLLOWED

348. THE MANUAL PRECISELY.

349. I'M A DRIED-UP HUSK OF A SCIENTIST.

350. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

351. NO, IT'S MY FAULT, TOO.

352. I'M SURE I THREW OUT

353. MORE THAN MY SHARE OF THAT TRASH UP THERE.

354. ALSO, ONE MONTH, MY TOILET BROKE

355. AND I JUST WENT STRAIGHT IN THE GARBAGE CAN.

356. AW!

357. LEELA WAS RIGHT.

358. THE PEOPLE OF THE 20th CENTURY WERE IDIOTIC SLOBS.

359. ESPECIALLY ME.

360. ENOUGH. YOU ALL FAILED MISERABLY.

361. IT'S TIME TO PUT A REAL SCIENTIST IN CHARGE.

362. WERNSTROM!

363. THE VERY SAME.

364. DR. WERNSTROM, CAN YOU SAVE MY CITY?

365. OF COURSE, BUT IT'LL COST YOU.

366. FIRST, I'LL NEED TENURE.

367. DONE.

368. AND A BIG RESEARCH GRANT.

369. YOU GOT IT.

370. ALSO ACCESS TO A LAB

371. AND FIVE GRADUATE STUDENTS—

372. AT LEAST THREE OF THEM CHINESE.

373. ALL RIGHT, DONE.

374. WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

375. WHAT PLAN?

376. I'M SET FOR LIFE.

377. AU REVOIR, SUCKERS.

378. THAT RAT.

379. DO SOMETHING.

380. I WISH I COULD, BUT HE'S GOT TENURE.

381. EWW!

382. IT'S TIME TO TAKE ACTION.

383. STEPHANIE, CANCEL THE MAID FOR TODAY.

384. HAVE HER COME TOMORROW.

385. WELL, I'M OUT OF IDEAS.

386. ANYONE?

387. WAIT.

388. IF WE COULD BUILD AN OBJECT

389. THE EXACT SIZE, DENSITY

390. AND CONSISTENCY OF THE GARBAGE BALL

391. IT MIGHT JUST KNOCK THE BALL AWAY

392. WITHOUT SMASHING IT TO BITS.

393. BUT WHERE CAN WE FIND A SUBSTANCE

394. THE EXACT DENSITY AND CONSISTENCY AS GARBAGE?

395. ALAS, I DON'T KNOW.

396. UH, WHAT ABOUT GARBAGE?

397. GOOD LORD!

398. A SECOND BALL OF GARBAGE.

399. THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

400. BUT GARBAGE ISN'T SOMETHING

401. YOU JUST FIND LYING IN THE STREETS OF MANHATTAN.

402. THIS CITY'S BEEN GARBAGE-FREE FOR 500 YEARS.

403. WELL, THEN IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME MORE.

404. MAKE GARBAGE?

405. BUT HOW?

406. STAND BACK AND WATCH THE MASTER.

407. THIS SLURM CAN—

408. NOW IT'S GARBAGE.

409. THESE PAPERS—

410. GARBAGE.

411. THIS PICTURE OF YOUR WIFE—

412. PURE GARBAGE.

413. NOW YOU TRY IT.

414. BY GOD, I THINK THE BOY'S GOT SOMETHING.

415. COME ON, EVERYONE.

416. THE FATE OF THE CITY'S AT STAKE.

417. GOOD.

418. DON'T FINISH THAT CRULLER.

419. THROW IT AWAY.

420. BENDER, DRINK THAT BEER

421. AND DROP THE BOTTLE ON THE GROUND.

422. VERY NICE.

423. GET THAT ROBOT SOME MORE BEER.

424. HMM?

425. WE'VE TRASHED THIS ROOM

426. BUT THAT'S JUST A START.

427. WE'VE GOT TO GET FRY'S

428. MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE.

429. People of New New York

430. take a lesson from the 20th century—

431. stop all this pain-in-the-ass recycling

432. and throw your garbage on the floor.

433. Go ahead, just chuck it any old place like I used to.

434. Your city is counting on you.

435. IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT

436. THIS GARBAGE BALL WILL KNOCK THE OTHER GARBAGE BALL

437. DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN.

438. AND IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT

439. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY.

440. ALL RIGHT, PLACES, EVERYONE.

441. PREPARE FOR LAUNCH.

442. FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO,

443. THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX—

444. JUST FIRE THE DAMN THING.

445. OOPS.

446. BURNING GARBAGE.

447. IT WORKED!

448. AND SO, ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE CITY

449. I THANK YOU, PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH.

450. I NOW PRESENT YOU WITH THE ACADEMY PRIZE

451. WHICH WE CONFISCATED FROM DR. WERNSTROM

452. AFTER IT BECAME APPARENT THAT HE WAS A JACKASS.

453. YES! IN YOUR FACE, WERNSTROM!

454. I'LL GET YOU, FARNSWORTH

455. EVEN IF IT TAKES ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS.

456. AND, FRY, WE OWE YOU A TREMENDOUS DEBT AS WELL.

457. WERE IT NOT FOR YOUR 20th-CENTURY GARBAGE-MAKING SKILLS

458. WE'D ALL BE BURIED UNDER 20th-CENTURY GARBAGE.

459. SHOULD WE REALLY BE CELEBRATING?

460. I MEAN, WHAT IF THIS SECOND GARBAGE BALL

461. RETURNS TO EARTH LIKE THE FIRST ONE DID?

462. WELL, WHO CARES?

463. THAT WON'T BE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS.

464. EXACTLY. IT'S NONE OF OUR CONCERN.

465. THAT'S THE 20th- CENTURY SPIRIT.