1. HMM?Copy !req
2. OH...Copy !req
3. OH!Copy !req
4. HEY, I'M ELZAR.Copy !req
5. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.Copy !req
6. YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO NEPTUNECopy !req
7. FOR GREAT NEPTUNIAN FOOD.Copy !req
8. TODAY WE'RE GOING
TO KICK IT UP A NOTCHCopy !req
9. AS I SHOW YOU HOW TO FRICASSEE
A MOUTHWATERING NEPTUNIAN SLUG.Copy !req
10. WHOO-WHEE!Copy !req
11. NOW, WHILE YOU'RE GREASING
THE PANCopy !req
12. AND PREHEATING YOUR OVEN
TO 3,500 DEGREESCopy !req
13. YOU'RE GOING TO SEPARATE
THE YOLKCopy !req
14. FROM YOUR GENETICALLY ENHANCED
EGGPLANTCopy !req
15. AND THEN GIVE THE WHOLE THING
A GOOD BLASTCopy !req
16. FROM YOUR SPICE WEASEL.
BAM!Copy !req
17. HEY, WHAT YOU WATCHING?Copy !req
18. UH, NOTHING.Copy !req
19. IS THAT A COOKING SHOW?Copy !req
20. NO, OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
21. IT WAS, UH...
PORNO.Copy !req
22. YEAH, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
23. BENDER, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU LIKED COOKING.Copy !req
24. THAT'S SO CUTE.Copy !req
25. AW, IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
26. I'VE BEEN HIDING IT
FOR SO LONG.Copy !req
27. IT'S OKAY, BENDER.
I LIKE COOKING, TOO.Copy !req
28. PANSY.Copy !req
29. OF COURSE, YOUR MOST
IMPORTANT INGREDIENTCopy !req
30. IS THIS BABY RIGHT HERE—
THE NEPTUNIAN SLUG.Copy !req
31. YOU CAN GET IT IN A CAN,
BUT TO REALLY DO THINGS RIGHTCopy !req
32. YOU GOT TO STRANGLE YOURSELF
A FRESH ONE.Copy !req
33. NOW THIS IS WHY YOU
ALWAYS WANT TO USECopy !req
34. CAST IRON COOKWARE.Copy !req
35. BENDER, MON
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTIONCopy !req
36. THAT THIS COMPANY HAS BEEN
PAYING YOU TO DO NOTHING
BUT LOAF ABOUT ON THE COUCH.Copy !req
37. YOU CALL THAT A COUCH?Copy !req
38. I DEMAND A PILLOW.Copy !req
39. I'M SORRY, BUT IF YOU WANT
TO CONTINUE DRAWING A SALARYCopy !req
40. YOU'VE GOT TO DO MORE THAN WATCH
THE COOKING SHOWS ALL DAY.Copy !req
41. HMM?Copy !req
42. YOU'RE GOING TO BE
THE SHIP'S COOK?Copy !req
43. YEAH. WE'RE GOING
TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH.Copy !req
44. BAM!Copy !req
45. I KNOW YOU LIKE COOKING SHOWS,
BUT YOU'RE A ROBOT.Copy !req
46. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
A SENSE OF TASTE.Copy !req
47. HONEY, I WOULDN'T TALK
ABOUT TASTECopy !req
48. IF WAS WEARING
A LIME GREEN TANK TOP.Copy !req
49. BAM!Copy !req
50. SO THIS IS
LITTLE NEPTUNE.Copy !req
51. YEP. EVERY CHEF KNOWS
THIS IS THE PLACECopy !req
52. TO GET EXOTIC
GOURMET INGREDIENTS.Copy !req
53. AMONG
OTHER THINGS.Copy !req
54. COME ON, MAN!Copy !req
55. DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME
LIKE THIS!Copy !req
56. PSST.
YOU WANT TO BUY ORGAN?Copy !req
57. FRESH AND CHEAP
READY FOR TRANSPLANT.Copy !req
58. OOH, WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
59. AH, IT'S X-RAY EYE.Copy !req
60. SEE THROUGH ANYTHING.Copy !req
61. WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS SAYS "Z-RAY."Copy !req
62. "Z" IS JUST AS GOOD.
IN FACT, IT'S BETTER.Copy !req
63. IT'S TWO MORE THAN "X."Copy !req
64. HMM, I CAN SEE WHERE
THAT WOULD BE AN ADVANTAGE.Copy !req
65. DO YOU TAKE CASH?Copy !req
66. FRY, YOU HAVE
TO BE MORE CAREFUL.Copy !req
67. YOU'RE NOT IN
THE 20th CENTURY ANYMORE.Copy !req
68. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
THINGS WORK HERE.Copy !req
69. I'M NOT A LITTLE
KID, LEELA.Copy !req
70. I GREW UP IN THIS CITY.Copy !req
71. THESE ARE MY PEOPLE.Copy !req
72. WHAT UP?
WORD.Copy !req
73. SEE?Copy !req
74. WOW! YOU GUYS SELL EVERY KINDCopy !req
75. OF MEAT HERE EXCEPT HUMAN.Copy !req
76. WHAT? YOU WANT HUMAN?Copy !req
77. WHAT'S THIS SPICE FOR?Copy !req
78. THAT'S POWDERED SWAMP ROOT.Copy !req
79. MAKES YOU IRRESISTIBLE
TO THE OPPOSITE SEX.Copy !req
80. OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
81. I'LL TAKE TWO POUNDS.Copy !req
82. HEY, BUDDYCopy !req
83. I'M LOOKING FOR FRESH SLUG.Copy !req
84. YELLOW OR PURPLE?Copy !req
85. WHATEVER.Copy !req
86. THE PURPLE ONE
CAUSES TERRIBLE
NIGHTMARISH DIARRHEA.Copy !req
87. YEAH, YEAH,
EITHER ONE'S FINE.Copy !req
88. HEY, HAVE YOU
SEEN FRY?Copy !req
89. NOW THAT YOU MENTION ITCopy !req
90. I DO HAVE TROUBLE BREATHING
UNDERWATER SOMETIMES.Copy !req
91. I'LL TAKE THE GILLS.Copy !req
92. YES, GILLS.Copy !req
93. THEN YOU DON'T NEED
LUNGS ANYMORE, IS RIGHT?Copy !req
94. CAN'T IMAGINE WHY I WOULD.Copy !req
95. LIE DOWN ON TABLE.Copy !req
96. I TAKE LUNGS NOW,
GILLS COME NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
97. NURSE!Copy !req
98. LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
99. YOU MAY FEEL SMALL PAIN.Copy !req
100. THANK YOU.Copy !req
101. WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU DOING?Copy !req
102. I WARNED YOU
TO STAY AWAY
FROM THOSE GUYS.Copy !req
103. I'M CAPABLE OF MAKING
MY OWN DECISIONS, LEELA.Copy !req
104. DID YOU EVER
STOP TO THINKCopy !req
105. I MIGHT BE HAPPIER
WITH GILLS?Copy !req
106. GOOD NEWS,
EVERYONE.Copy !req
107. UH-OH, I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.Copy !req
108. YOU'LL BE MAKING
A DELIVERY TO THE
PLANET TRISOL.Copy !req
109. HERE IT COMES.Copy !req
110. A MYSTERIOUS WORLD
IN THE DARKEST DEPTHSCopy !req
111. OF THE FORBIDDEN ZONE.Copy !req
112. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
113. UH, PROFESSOR, ARE WE EVEN
ALLOWED IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE?Copy !req
114. WHY, OF COURSE.Copy !req
115. IT'S JUST A NAME.Copy !req
116. LIKE "THE DEATH ZONE"Copy !req
117. OR "THE ZONE OF NO RETURN."Copy !req
118. ALL THE ZONES HAVE NAMES LIKE
THAT IN THE GALAXY OF TERROR.Copy !req
119. UH, PROFESSOR...Copy !req
120. OFF YOU GO.Copy !req
121. PLEASANT TRIP.Copy !req
122. HEY, BENDERCopy !req
123. HOW'S DINNER COMING?Copy !req
124. ALMOST READY.Copy !req
125. AH, NOW FOR A DASH OF SALT.Copy !req
126. UH-OH.Copy !req
127. LISTEN, THIS IS
BENDER'S FIRST MEALCopy !req
128. AND HE'S A LITTLE
SENSITIVE.Copy !req
129. SO LET'S BE
SUPPORTIVE, OKAY?Copy !req
130. RIGHT.
YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
131. OH, DEAR GOD!Copy !req
132. EW! THAT'S THE SALTIEST THING
I'VE EVER TASTED.Copy !req
133. AND I ONCE ATE
A BIG HEAPING BOWL OF SALT.Copy !req
134. BENDER, IS THIS
SALT WATER?Copy !req
135. THAT'S SALT WITH WATER IN IT,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
136. MY VISION'S FADING.Copy !req
137. I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE.Copy !req
138. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT FOOD.Copy !req
139. THE SALT LEVEL WAS TEN PERCENT
LESS THAN A LETHAL DOSE.Copy !req
140. UH-OH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE
HAD SECONDS.Copy !req
141. OKAY, FRYCopy !req
142. HERE'S THE PACKAGE
TO DELIVER.Copy !req
143. AND FOR ONCE
IN YOUR LIFE,
BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
144. THIS IS MY FIRST VISIT
TO THE GALAXY OF TERRORCopy !req
145. AND I'D LIKE IT TO
BE A PLEASANT ONE.Copy !req
146. OW!Copy !req
147. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
OR TALK TO ANYONE.Copy !req
148. JUST GO TO THE
PALACE, DROP IT OFF
AND COME RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
149. GEEZ, WILL YOU LAY OFF?Copy !req
150. I WAS DELIVERING THINGS
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.Copy !req
151. I THINK I KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
152. OH, STUPID SLUG.Copy !req
153. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO THIRSTY.Copy !req
154. OH, COME ON, GO DOWN ALREADY.Copy !req
155. AH.Copy !req
156. HELLO?Copy !req
157. ANYBODY HOME?Copy !req
158. AH!Copy !req
159. THE ROYAL BOTTLE
IS EMPTY!Copy !req
160. YOU DRANK OUR EMPEROR!Copy !req
161. NO, IT WASN'T ME.Copy !req
162. YOU DRANK OUR EMPEROR!
YOU ASSASSINATED HIM!Copy !req
163. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
HE JUST LOOKED SO COOL
AND REFRESHING.Copy !req
164. I'M SURE HE WAS.Copy !req
165. BUT NOW HE'S GONE,
AND YOUR FATE IS SEALED.Copy !req
166. ALL HAIL THE NEW EMPEROR!Copy !req
167. HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!Copy !req
168. SO AFTER I SPECIFICALLY
ASKED YOU NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHINGCopy !req
169. YOU DRANK A BOTTLE
OF STRANGE BLUE LIQUID.Copy !req
170. IT COULD HAVE BEEN
POISONOUS ACID.Copy !req
171. IT COULD HAVE BEEN,
BUT CHANCES WERECopy !req
172. EQUALLY GOOD IT WAS AN EMPEROR.Copy !req
173. EXCUSE ME, YOUR MAJESTYCopy !req
174. I AM MURG, THE HIGH PRIEST.Copy !req
175. IF I MIGHT INTERJECT?Copy !req
176. YOU MIGHT.Copy !req
177. I HUMBLY ADVISE
THAT AS YOUR FIRST ACTCopy !req
178. YOU CHOOSE A CAPABLE
PRIME MINISTER.Copy !req
179. I SUGGEST GORGAK,
THE PREVIOUS APPOINTEE.Copy !req
180. I WILL BE A FORCEFUL AND
EFFECTIVE ADMINISTRATOR.Copy !req
181. YOU KNOW, FRY,
I'VE OFTEN THOUGHTCopy !req
182. ABOUT BECOMING
A PRIME MINISTER.Copy !req
183. I GOT TO GO WITH BENDER.Copy !req
184. YES! IN YOUR FACE,
GORGAK!Copy !req
185. THAT'S IT, FRY.Copy !req
186. AS YOUR CAPTAIN
I ORDER YOU BACK
TO THE SHIP.Copy !req
187. YOU ARE IN WAY
OVER YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
188. GEE, YOU THINK SO, CAPTAIN?Copy !req
189. I'D BETTER CHECK
WITH MY PRIME MINISTER.Copy !req
190. STAY THE COURSE, PAL.Copy !req
191. YOUR HIGHNESS, A
PACKAGE CAME FOR YOU.Copy !req
192. HEY, THANKS.Copy !req
193. WOW, THIS GOT HERE
JUST IN TIME.Copy !req
194. THIS IS YOUR MAJESTY'S HAREM.Copy !req
195. YOU MAY CHOOSE ANY
OF THESE MAIDENSCopy !req
196. TO BE YOUR ROYAL CONSORT.Copy !req
197. UH, UH... HOW
ABOUT THAT ONE?Copy !req
198. OH, I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOUR MAJESTYCopy !req
199. WAS INTO THAT
SORT OF THING.Copy !req
200. OH SECOND THOUGHT,
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.Copy !req
201. HEY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
202. I'M NOT HERE
TO PASS JUDGMENT.Copy !req
203. DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK IT'S ODDCopy !req
204. THAT A SHIFTLESS,
25-YEAR-OLD DELIVERY BOYCopy !req
205. COULD DROP OUT OF THE SKY,
KILL THE EMPERORCopy !req
206. AND BE REWARDED
INSTEAD OF PUNISHED?Copy !req
207. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAT
AROUND THE BUSH, LEELA.Copy !req
208. WE ALL KNOW
WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
209. ME, RIGHT?Copy !req
210. OH, I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.Copy !req
211. THESE PEOPLE SEEM
REALLY MILD-MANNERED.Copy !req
212. THEY ARE MILD.Copy !req
213. IN FACT, YOU'RE SOAKING
IN ONE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
214. YOU TOUCHED ME IN WAYS
I'VE NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE.Copy !req
215. AH, THERE YOU ARE,
YOUR MAJESTY.Copy !req
216. IT'S TIME TO BEGIN PREPARING
FOR TOMORROW'S
CORONATION CEREMONY.Copy !req
217. A FANCY DRESS GALA?Copy !req
218. I'LL WEAR MY FORMAL SHELL.Copy !req
219. FRY WILL BE
ENTHRONED TOMORROWCopy !req
220. AT THE SETTING
OF THE THREE SUNSCopy !req
221. WHEN WE TRISOLIANS
ENTER OUR NOCTURNAL PHASE.Copy !req
222. THERE WON'T BE A LOT
OF LONG-WINDED SPEECHES
WILL THERE?Copy !req
223. ONLY ONE.
THE ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS
RECITATION FROM MEMORYCopy !req
224. OF THE ROYAL OATH...
BY YOU.Copy !req
225. WILL THERE BE CAKE?Copy !req
226. AND NOW, GET READY TO LAUGH
TILL YOUR SIDES LEAKCopy !req
227. WITH OUR PLANET'S FOREMOST
POLITICAL SATIRIST, FLORP.Copy !req
228. SO WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH PEOPLE
FROM UNDER THE ORANGE SUN?Copy !req
229. THEY'RE ALL...Copy !req
230. BUT US GUYS FROM UNDER
THE RED SUN, WE'RE LIKE...Copy !req
231. RIGHT?
AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
232. OH, YEAH, HE'S RIGHT.Copy !req
233. FRY, I HAVE
TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
234. YOU'RE IN TERRIBLE DANGER.Copy !req
235. YOU SEE EMPEROR PLON HERE?Copy !req
236. HE MET HIS END WHEN HE
WAS DRUNK BY EMPEROR STRUG.Copy !req
237. AND BEFORE HE COULD
EVEN WIPE HIS MOUTHCopy !req
238. STRUG WAS DRUNK
BY SHWAB.Copy !req
239. SO?
LOOK AT ALL THESE GUYS.Copy !req
240. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT THE AVERAGE LENGTH
OF THEIR REIGNS WAS?Copy !req
241. UH... 80,000 YEARS?Copy !req
242. NO, ONE WEEK.Copy !req
243. DAMN. I KNEW
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ASKEDCopy !req
244. UNLESS IT WAS REALLY HIGH
OR REALLY LOW.Copy !req
245. EVERY EMPEROR ASCENDED TO POWERCopy !req
246. BY ASSASSINATING
THE PREVIOUS ONE.Copy !req
247. AND GUESS WHO'S NEXT?Copy !req
248. WELL, AT LEAST MY ASSASSIN
WILL GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM.Copy !req
249. YOU'RE IN TREMENDOUS
DANGER, YOU IDIOT!Copy !req
250. HALF THESE EMPERORS
WERE DRUNK AT THEIR
OWN CORONATION.Copy !req
251. HEY, I PLAN ON HAVING
A FEW BREWSKIS MYSELF.Copy !req
252. NO, THEY WERE ASSASSINATED.Copy !req
253. IN FACT, THE LAW SAYS
YOU'LL BE KILLED ON THE SPOTCopy !req
254. IF YOU FAIL TO RECITE
THE OATH FROM MEMORY.Copy !req
255. I WAS GOING TO THUMB
THROUGH THAT LATER.Copy !req
256. THAT IS COMPLETELY RECKLESS.Copy !req
257. DON'T YOU EVER THINK AHEAD?Copy !req
258. HELL, NO.Copy !req
259. IF I STOPPED
TO THINK AHEADCopy !req
260. I WOULDN'T BE EMPERORCopy !req
261. AND I WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE
IN THE YEAR 3000.Copy !req
262. IT'S JUST LIKE THE STORYCopy !req
263. OF THE GRASSHOPPER
AND THE OCTOPUS.Copy !req
264. ALL YEAR LONG, THE GRASSHOPPER
KEPT BURYING ACORNS FOR WINTERCopy !req
265. WHILE THE OCTOPUS MOOCHED
OFF HIS GIRLFRIENDCopy !req
266. AND WATCHED TV.Copy !req
267. BUT THEN
THE WINTER CAMECopy !req
268. AND THE GRASSHOPPER DIEDCopy !req
269. AND THE OCTOPUS ATE
ALL HIS ACORNSCopy !req
270. AND ALSO HE GOT
A RACE CAR.Copy !req
271. IS ANY OF THIS GETTING
THROUGH TO YOU?Copy !req
272. I GIVE UP.Copy !req
273. YOU'RE GOING TO GET
YOURSELF KILLEDCopy !req
274. AND THIS TIME I WON'T
BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU.Copy !req
275. WHO ASKED YOU TO?
I TOLD YOU A
HUNDRED TIMESCopy !req
276. TO STOP TREATING
ME LIKE A BABY.Copy !req
277. NOW GO.Copy !req
278. GO GATHER YOUR NUTS,
YOU NAGGING GRASSHOPPER.Copy !req
279. THAT'S IT!
I'M NEVER HELPING
YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
280. IF ANYONE EXCEPT
YOU NEEDS MECopy !req
281. I'LL BE
IN THE SHIP.Copy !req
282. I'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
283. IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S
GOING TO DRINK ME.Copy !req
284. QUIT IT.Copy !req
285. PEOPLE OF TRISOLCopy !req
286. IT IS MY HONOR TO PRESENT
YOUR NEW EMPEROR.Copy !req
287. WHAT UP?Copy !req
288. STICK TO THE OATH.Copy !req
289. RIGHT.Copy !req
290. I, FRY, WHO DRANK
BONT THE VISCOUSCopy !req
291. WHO DRANK UNGO THE MOISTCopy !req
292. WHO GUZZLED ZORN THE STAGNANTCopy !req
293. WHO SLURPED HUDJ THE DEWYCopy !req
294. WHO ENJOYED A SOUP COMPOSED
PRINCIPALLY OF THROM THE CHUNKYCopy !req
295. DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO RULE
WITH HONOR AND...Copy !req
296. INSANITY...Copy !req
297. UH, INTEGRITY.Copy !req
298. CONGRATULATIONS,
YOUR HIGHNESS.Copy !req
299. I NOW PRESENT YOU WITH
YOUR ROYAL UNISEX ROBE.Copy !req
300. LONG LIVE FRY THE SOLID!Copy !req
301. HEY, LOOK, THE
SUNS ARE SETTING.Copy !req
302. I CAN FINALLY SWITCH
TO HARD LIQUOR.Copy !req
303. AH.Copy !req
304. CHECK OUT THE
GLOWING FREAKS.Copy !req
305. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
306. HEY, WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
307. THE EMPEROR BONT!Copy !req
308. HE'S STILL ALIVE!Copy !req
309. OF COURSE I'M ALIVE.Copy !req
310. NOW CUT THIS CREEP OPEN
AND DRAIN ME OUT.Copy !req
311. MY TUMMY HURTS.Copy !req
312. THEY'RE OVER HERE.
THEY'RE RUNNING UP THE STAIRS.Copy !req
313. SHUT UP, YOU.Copy !req
314. LET US IN!Copy !req
315. FRY MUST DIE
SO THAT BONT MAY LIVE.Copy !req
316. WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO?Copy !req
317. WE'VE GOT TO GET
THE EMPEROR OUT
OF YOUR BODYCopy !req
318. BEFORE THEY
KILL YOU.Copy !req
319. RELAX, FRY.Copy !req
320. I'LL SIMPLY SPIN YOU
IN A HIGH-SPEED CENTRIFUGECopy !req
321. SEPARATING OUT THE DENSER
FLUID OF HIS HIGHNESS.Copy !req
322. BUT WON'T THAT CRUSH MY BONES?Copy !req
323. OH, RIGHT, RIGHT,
WITH THE BONES.Copy !req
324. I ALWAYS FORGET
ABOUT THE BONES.Copy !req
325. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SWEAT HIM OUT?Copy !req
326. FORGET IT.Copy !req
327. AS EMPEROR, I REFUSE
TO BE DRIPPED OUT
THROUGH SOMEBODY'S ARMPIT.Copy !req
328. I COULD VOMIT OR URINATE.
WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER
ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
329. SLIGHTLY.
BUT MY FAVORITE SO FAR
IS THE BONE CRUSHING.Copy !req
330. WHAT ABOUT CRYING?Copy !req
331. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
CRYING.Copy !req
332. FINE.
THAT OR THE BONE ONE.Copy !req
333. KEEP IT UP, MEN.Copy !req
334. THE VENEER IS STARTING TO PEEL.Copy !req
335. OH, DEAR.Copy !req
336. IT'S NO USE.Copy !req
337. I WANT TO CRY,
BUT I'M JUST TOO MACHO.Copy !req
338. I'LL MAKE
YOU CRY, BUDDY.Copy !req
339. YOU'RE A PIMPLE
ON SOCIETY'S ASSCopy !req
340. AND YOU'LL NEVER
AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.Copy !req
341. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
342. I WAS EMPEROR
OF A WHOLE PLANET.Copy !req
343. GOOD POINT.Copy !req
344. BUT HERE'S ACopy !req
345. EVERYONE YOU KNEW OR LOVED
IN THE 20th CENTURY IS DEAD.Copy !req
346. THESE THINGS HAPPEN.Copy !req
347. OKAY, FRY, GRAB A
KLEENEX FOR THIS ONECopy !req
348. 'CAUSE THERE'S
NO GODCopy !req
349. AND YOUR IDIOTIC
HUMAN IDEALSCopy !req
350. ARE LAUGHABLE.Copy !req
351. WHEW.Copy !req
352. THAT'S A LOAD
OFF MY MIND.Copy !req
353. MAN, I GUESS IT'S
HARDER THAN I THOUGHTCopy !req
354. TO MAKE SOMEONE CRY.Copy !req
355. YOU DID YOUR BEST, BENDER.Copy !req
356. UP YOURS, BIMBO!Copy !req
357. LET'S FACE IT,
WE'RE IN HOT BUTTER HERE.Copy !req
358. WE SHOULD CALL LEELA FOR HELP.Copy !req
359. CRAM IT, LOBSTER.Copy !req
360. BUT THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
361. I'LL GO CALL HER.Copy !req
362. AW, SHE'LL NEVER HELP ME.Copy !req
363. SHE'S STILL MAD THAT I TOLD HER
NEVER TO HELP ME.Copy !req
364. COME ON, LEELA'S
NOT THE TYPE TO HOLD A GRUDGE.Copy !req
365. Collect call from...Copy !req
366. I'm not giving my name
to a machine!Copy !req
367. I'LL ACCEPT.Copy !req
368. Fry's in troubleCopy !req
369. AND HE NEEDS HELP.Copy !req
370. NOW, I DON'T LIKE YOU
AND YOU DON'T LIKE ME.Copy !req
371. I like you.Copy !req
372. YOU DO?Copy !req
373. LOOK, ARE YOU GOING
TO HELP OR NOT?Copy !req
374. I don't know why I should.Copy !req
375. I mean, after what he...Copy !req
376. WAIT. WAIT.
WAIT. WAIT.Copy !req
377. WHAT IS IT YOU LIKE
BEST ABOUT ME?Copy !req
378. IS SHE COMING?Copy !req
379. I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I DO KNOWCopy !req
380. THAT SHE LIKES MY
IN-YOUR-FACE ATTITUDE.Copy !req
381. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
382. IT'S THE JUICE-
A-MATIC 4000.Copy !req
383. IT'LL STRAIN MY
JUICES FROM YOUCopy !req
384. WHILE FILTERING
OUT THE PULP.Copy !req
385. BY WHICH I MEAN
YOUR SHREDDED REMAINS.Copy !req
386. OF COURSE.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?Copy !req
387. THIS IS THE SADDEST DAY
OF MY LIFE...Copy !req
388. AND I STILL CAN'T CRY.Copy !req
389. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
390. HERE COMES LEELA!Copy !req
391. THEY HAVE HER
TOTALLY OUTNUMBERED.Copy !req
392. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
393. SHE'S RISKING
HER LIFE FOR MECopy !req
394. AFTER THE WAY
I TREATED HER?Copy !req
395. OH...Copy !req
396. I DON'T DESERVE THIS.Copy !req
397. I FEEL TERRIBLE.Copy !req
398. YOU DO?Copy !req
399. HMM...Copy !req
400. IS SHE ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
401. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
402. PERHAPS I'LL LOOK
OUT THIS WINDOW.Copy !req
403. OH, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!Copy !req
404. THEY'RE SWARMING ALL OVER HER!Copy !req
405. NO! NO!Copy !req
406. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, BENDER?Copy !req
407. SHE'S...Copy !req
408. THERE'S STRAPPING HER
TO THE JUICER!Copy !req
409. OH, THEY'RE
PUTTING SOME
ICE CUBESCopy !req
410. IN THE GLASS
UNDER IT.Copy !req
411. THIS CAN'T
BE HAPPENING!Copy !req
412. IT CAN, AND FOR ALL
YOU KNOW, IT IS.Copy !req
413. I'M SORRY, FRY.Copy !req
414. SHE'S DEAD.Copy !req
415. ALL LEELA EVER WANTED TO DO
WAS HELP MECopy !req
416. AND I WAS TOO PROUD
AND STUPID TO ACCEPT IT.Copy !req
417. I WISH I HAD DIED
INSTEAD OF HER.Copy !req
418. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
419. LEELA!
YOU'RE ALIVE!Copy !req
420. OF COURSE I'M ALIVE.Copy !req
421. I TOLD FRY
YOU WERE DEADCopy !req
422. SO HE WOULD
CRY OUT THE EMPERORCopy !req
423. BUT YOU HAD TO GO
AND WRECK IT BY SURVIVING.Copy !req
424. WE ONLY GOT
TWO DROPS.Copy !req
425. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW.Copy !req
426. I'LL HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
427. LISTEN, FRY, I THINK
I CAN GET US OUT OF THISCopy !req
428. IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO LET ME HELP YOU.Copy !req
429. THANKS, LEELA.Copy !req
430. FROM NOW ON, I'LL
TAKE ALL THE HELPCopy !req
431. YOU'RE WILLING
TO GIVE.Copy !req
432. I KNOW YOU JUST WANT
WHAT'S BEST FOR ME.Copy !req
433. OW!Copy !req
434. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?Copy !req
435. HEY, COME ON!Copy !req
436. THAT HURT!Copy !req
437. I KNOW.Copy !req
438. AMY, GET THE BOTTLE.Copy !req
439. OW!Copy !req
440. OH, NOW I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
441. COME ON. EVERYBODY
HELP OUT FRY.Copy !req
442. OW! OW!Copy !req
443. OW!Copy !req
444. THANKS, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
445. I LOVE YOU ALL.Copy !req
446. YOU GUYS ARE TRUE...Copy !req
447. OH!Copy !req
448. CUT IT OUT, BENDER.Copy !req
449. THAT'S A TENDER AREA.Copy !req
450. HOW WE DOING, AMY?Copy !req
451. GREAT. WE'RE ONE-TENTH
OF THE WAY THERE.Copy !req
452. OKAY, IT'S YOUR TURN.Copy !req
453. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
454. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
455. I'M THE EMPEROR.Copy !req
456. THANKS FOR CRYING ME OUT.Copy !req
457. OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
458. OH!Copy !req
459. HEY, SAVE SOME FOR ME!Copy !req