1. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!Copy !req
2. THEY'VE BEEN AT IT FOR HOURS!Copy !req
3. GIVE IT A REST, YOU TWO!Copy !req
4. SORRY!Copy !req
5. GOOD MORNING,
CLASS.Copy !req
6. I TRUST YOU'VE ALL PREPARED
FOR TODAY'S FINAL EXAM.Copy !req
7. UH, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
8. I MISSED
A FEW LECTURES.Copy !req
9. UH, WHAT SUBJECT
IS THIS?Copy !req
10. ANCIENT EGYPTIAN ALGEBRA.Copy !req
11. WHAT A NIGHTMARE!Copy !req
12. MR. FRY,
ARE THOSE YOUR UNDERPANTS?Copy !req
13. YOUNG MAN, I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU LEARNED A LESSONCopy !req
14. ABOUT LIGHTSPEED BRAND BRIEFS.Copy !req
15. LIGHTSPEED FITS
TODAY'S ACTIVE LIFESTYLECopy !req
16. WHETHER YOU'RE ON THE JOBCopy !req
17. OR HAVING FUN.Copy !req
18. LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS—Copy !req
19. STYLE AND COMFORT
FOR THE DISCRIMINATING CROTCH.Copy !req
20. OH!Copy !req
21. WHAT A WEIRD DREAM.Copy !req
22. I'LL NEVER GET BACK TO SLEEP.Copy !req
23. SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME
THEY BROADCAST COMMERCIALS
INTO PEOPLE'S DREAMS?Copy !req
24. OF COURSE.Copy !req
25. BUT HOW IS
THAT POSSIBLE?Copy !req
26. IT'S VERY SIMPLE.Copy !req
27. THE AD GETS
INTO YOUR BRAINCopy !req
28. JUST LIKE THIS LIQUID
GETS INTO THIS EGG.Copy !req
29. ALTHOUGH IN REALITYCopy !req
30. IT'S NOT LIQUID,
BUT GAMMA RADIATION.Copy !req
31. THAT'S AWFUL.Copy !req
32. IT'S LIKE BRAINWASHING.Copy !req
33. DIDN'T YOU HAVE ADS
IN THE 20th CENTURY?Copy !req
34. WELL, SURE,
BUT NOT IN OUR DREAMS—Copy !req
35. ONLY ON TV AND RADIO...Copy !req
36. AND IN MAGAZINES...Copy !req
37. AND MOVIES...Copy !req
38. AND AT BALL GAMES...Copy !req
39. AND ON BUSESCopy !req
40. AND MILK CARTONS AND T-SHIRTS
AND BANANASCopy !req
41. AND WRITTEN ON THE SKYCopy !req
42. BUT NOT IN DREAMS.Copy !req
43. NO, SIRREE.Copy !req
44. QUIT SQUAWKING,
FLESHWAD.Copy !req
45. NOBODY'S FORCING YOU
TO BUY ANYTHING.Copy !req
46. YEAH. I MEAN,
WE ALL HAD COMMERCIALS
IN OUR DREAMSCopy !req
47. BUT YOU DON'T SEE US
RUNNING OFF TO BUY
BRAND-NAME MERCHANDISECopy !req
48. AT LOW, LOW PRICES.Copy !req
49. HI. CARE TO SAMPLE
THE LATEST FRAGRANCECopy !req
50. FROM CALVIN CLONE?Copy !req
51. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
52. AND YOU, SIR?Copy !req
53. NO, THANKS. I—Copy !req
54. WHAT A LOVELY FACE.Copy !req
55. WE JUST NEED TO
DRAW ATTENTIONCopy !req
56. AWAY FROM THE EYE AREA.Copy !req
57. COOL.Copy !req
58. CAN I TRY THESE ON
BEFORE I BUY THEM?Copy !req
59. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET
YOU OPEN THE PACKAGECopy !req
60. BUT YOU CAN TRY ON
THE DEMO PAIR.Copy !req
61. OOH.Copy !req
62. HO-HO-HO.Copy !req
63. HEY, BENDER.
GREAT NEW SWEATER.Copy !req
64. UH, "NEW"?
WHAT SWEATER?Copy !req
65. I CAME IN WITH IT!Copy !req
66. I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE.Copy !req
67. $30, PLEASE.Copy !req
68. $30? I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.Copy !req
69. UNLESS—Copy !req
70. DO YOU TAKE VISA?Copy !req
71. VISA HASN'T EXISTED
FOR 500 YEARS.Copy !req
72. AMERICAN EXPRESS?Copy !req
73. 600 YEARS.Copy !req
74. DISCOVER CARD?Copy !req
75. MMM, SORRY,
WE DON'T TAKE DISCOVER.Copy !req
76. HEY...Copy !req
77. HE'S SPRINGING
FOR LIGHTSPEEDS?Copy !req
78. - PRETTY RITZY.
- NO, I CAN'T AFFORD THEM.Copy !req
79. BEING POOR SUCKS.Copy !req
80. WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THISCopy !req
81. WHERE THEY ADVERTISE THINGS
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD?Copy !req
82. QUIET. THERE'S
AN AD COMING ON.Copy !req
83. Hello, shoppers.Copy !req
84. It's me, Mom.Copy !req
85. HEY, WHO'S
THE ROCKER JOCKEY?Copy !req
86. GUH! IT'S MOM—Copy !req
87. THE WORLD'S MOST HUGGABLE
INDUSTRIALIST.Copy !req
88. Call me old-fashionedCopy !req
89. but when my robot
starts to squeakCopy !req
90. like an old screen door, well,
that's when I reach for a canCopy !req
91. of Mom's Old-Fashioned
Robot Oil.Copy !req
92. OOH, TASTY.Copy !req
93. And remember: Mom's Oil is made
with 10% more loveCopy !req
94. than the next leading brand.Copy !req
95. "Mom,"love" and "screen door"Copy !req
96. are registered trademarks
of MomCorp.Copy !req
97. HEY, BENDER,
SOUNDS LIKE YOUCopy !req
98. COULD USE A LITTLE
OF THAT OIL.Copy !req
99. HAMBONED.Copy !req
100. FREEZE, SCUZZBOT!Copy !req
101. UH, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY BEENCopy !req
102. SOME SORT OF A MISTAKE HERE.Copy !req
103. I'M SURE THERE'S—Copy !req
104. I SAY, I'M SURE THERE'S—Copy !req
105. THAT IS, I'M SURE THERE'S...Copy !req
106. A VERY...Copy !req
107. REASONABLE—Copy !req
108. DO WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY BENDER'S FINE?Copy !req
109. 78... 79... 79.50.Copy !req
110. CRUD. WE'RE 50 CENTS SHORT.Copy !req
111. I'D LOVE TO CHIP IN,
BUT BENDER STOLE MY WALLET.Copy !req
112. HEY, THAT'S MY OLD BANK.Copy !req
113. MAYBE MY ACCOUNT'S STILL OPEN.Copy !req
114. HMM. WE DON'T SEEM
TO HAVE YOUR RETINA SCANCopy !req
115. YOUR FINGERPRINT OR YOUR
COLONIC MAP ON FILE.Copy !req
116. YEAH, WELL, I DID OPEN
THE ACCOUNTCopy !req
117. OVER A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.Copy !req
118. WHAT ABOUT MY A.T.M. CARD?Copy !req
119. DO YOU STILL REMEMBER
YOUR PIN NUMBER?Copy !req
120. SURE. IT'S THE PRICE OF
A CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODACopy !req
121. BACK WHERE
I USED TO WORK—Copy !req
122. PINUCCI'S PIZZA.Copy !req
123. OKAY. YOU HAD A BALANCE
OF 93 CENTS.Copy !req
124. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
125. AT AN AVERAGE OF 21/4
PERCENT INTERESTCopy !req
126. OVER A PERIOD OF 1,000 YEARSCopy !req
127. THAT COMES TO...Copy !req
128. $4.3 BILLION.Copy !req
129. TO FRY.Copy !req
130. I KNOW FRY'S RICHCopy !req
131. BUT DO WE REALLY HAVE
TO WEAR THESE TOP HATS?Copy !req
132. MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
JUST HOW RICH HE IS.Copy !req
133. IN FACT, I THINK
I BETTER PUT ON A MONOCLE.Copy !req
134. PIZZA DINNER ON ME.Copy !req
135. JUST KEEP THE TAB
UNDER $50 MILLION.Copy !req
136. YO.
I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.Copy !req
137. WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
YOUS GUYS WANT?Copy !req
138. UH, YEAH, WE'LL HAVE, UH, ONE
WITH EVERYTHING BUT ANCHOVIESCopy !req
139. AND, UH, ONE WITH
MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TOPPING—Copy !req
140. ANCHOVIES.Copy !req
141. INVALID SELECTION.Copy !req
142. YO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
143. ANCHOVIES. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
144. THOSE LITTLE HEADLESS FISH?Copy !req
145. DOES NOT COMPUTE.Copy !req
146. DOES NOT COMPUTE.Copy !req
147. I'M SORRY, FRY,
BUT THE ANCHOVYCopy !req
148. HAS BEEN EXTINCT
SINCE THE 2200s.Copy !req
149. - WHAT?
- OH, MY, YES,
FISHED TO DEATH—Copy !req
150. JUST ABOUT THE TIME
YOUR PEOPLE ARRIVED ON EARTHCopy !req
151. WASN'T IT, ZOIDBERG?Copy !req
152. I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE.Copy !req
153. SO NONE OF YOU HAS
EVER HAD ANCHOVIES?Copy !req
154. OH, MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.Copy !req
155. THEY'RE ALL SALTY AND OILY,
AND THEY MELTED IN YOUR MOUTH—Copy !req
156. STOP! STOP!
I ADMIT IT.Copy !req
157. MY PEOPLE ATE THEM ALL.Copy !req
158. WE KEPT SAYING,
"ONE MORE CAN'T HURT."Copy !req
159. AND THEN THEY WERE GONE.Copy !req
160. WE'RE SORRY!Copy !req
161. I JUST WISH I COULD
HAVE SHOWED YOU GUYSCopy !req
162. HOW GREAT THEY WERE.Copy !req
163. I MAY BE RICH, BUT I
STILL CAN'T BUY BACKCopy !req
164. ALL THE THINGS I MISS
FROM THE 20th CENTURY.Copy !req
165. MAYBE YOU'RE FORGETTING
JUST HOW RICH YOU ARE.Copy !req
166. HUH? HUH?Copy !req
167. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
168. I KNOW YOU SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
ON THIS PLACE, FRYCopy !req
169. BUT IT'S AWFULLY PRIMITIVE.Copy !req
170. THE FLOORS ARE MADE
OF SUCH HARD WOOD.Copy !req
171. HEY, GET A LOAD
OF THIS PATHETIC
20th-CENTURY TV.Copy !req
172. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH IT?Copy !req
173. WELL, ASIDE FROM
CAUSING EYE CANCERCopy !req
174. THESE THINGS HAD A LOUSY,
LOW-DEFINITION PICTURE.Copy !req
175. THAT'S TRUE.Copy !req
176. ON A TV LIKE THIS,
I BET YOU COULDN'T EVENCopy !req
177. MAKE OUT MY OBSCENE TATTOO.Copy !req
178. THAT'S CUTE.Copy !req
179. SOLD!Copy !req
180. YES!Copy !req
181. I JUST DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
182. WHO WAS THIS TED DANSONCopy !req
183. AND WHY WOULD YOU PAY
$10,000 FOR HIS SKELETON?Copy !req
184. I HAVE AN IDEA
FOR A SITCOM.Copy !req
185. AH, LEAVE HIM
ALONE, LEELA.Copy !req
186. SO HE'S GOING A LITTLE WACKO
WITH HIS MONEY.Copy !req
187. THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
188. YOU'RE JUST SAYING THATCopy !req
189. 'CAUSE HE BOUGHT YOU
THAT ANTIQUE ROBOT TOY.Copy !req
190. YEAH.Copy !req
191. IT IS CUTE.Copy !req
192. THIS UNOPENED CANCopy !req
193. OF ANGRY NORWEGIAN BRAND
ANCHOVIES, CIRCA 1997.Copy !req
194. ANCHOVIES?Copy !req
195. THE LAST KNOWN CAN
IN EXISTENCECopy !req
196. GUARANTEED FRESH
AND EDIBLE.Copy !req
197. DO I HEAR $10,000?Copy !req
198. $15,000.Copy !req
199. 20.Copy !req
200. 30. NO, 40.Copy !req
201. $50,000.Copy !req
202. ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
203. IT'S A CAN OF OLD FISH.Copy !req
204. DON'T TELL ME HOW
TO SPEND MY MONEY.Copy !req
205. 50, GOING ONCE, TWICE—Copy !req
206. $75,000.Copy !req
207. OH, MY GOD.
IT'S MOM.Copy !req
208. I'VE NEVER SEEN HER
IN PERSON BEFORE.Copy !req
209. $100,000.Copy !req
210. FRY, YOU CAN'T
BID AGAINST MOM.Copy !req
211. SHE'S THE RICHESTCopy !req
212. MOST POWERFUL
PERSON IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
213. AND SHE'S
SO ADORABLE.Copy !req
214. WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD GO
AS HIGH AS... $300,000.Copy !req
215. - 500.
- MERCY ME— A MILLION.Copy !req
216. - TWO.
- SIX.
- FOURTEEN.Copy !req
217. I CAN SEE THE
NICE YOUNG MANCopy !req
218. REALLY WANTS
THOSE LITTLE FISH.Copy !req
219. NEVERTHELESS,
I'LL BID 23 MILLION.Copy !req
220. ONE JILLION DOLLARS.Copy !req
221. SIR, THAT'S NOT A NUMBER.Copy !req
222. OH. IN THAT CASE...Copy !req
223. 50 MILLION.Copy !req
224. WELL, BOYS,Copy !req
225. YOUR OLD MOTHER KNOWS
WHEN SHE'S BEEN BEAT.Copy !req
226. YOU WIN, YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
227. I TIP MY BONNET TO YOU.Copy !req
228. OH, ISN'T SHE ADORABLE?Copy !req
229. WHAT A CLASS ACT. SOLD!Copy !req
230. TO THE GENTLEMAN WHO
BOUGHT EVERY ITEMCopy !req
231. IN TODAY'S AUCTION.Copy !req
232. NOW FOR SOME GOOD OLD
20th-CENTURY TV.Copy !req
233. AH.Copy !req
234. Do you remember a timeCopy !req
235. when chocolate chip cookies
came fresh from the oven?Copy !req
236. Petridge Farm remembers.Copy !req
237. OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.Copy !req
238. Do you remember a time
when women couldn't voteCopy !req
239. and certain folk weren't allowed
on golf courses?Copy !req
240. Petridge Farm remembers.Copy !req
241. FRY, ARE YOU THERE?Copy !req
242. HUH?Copy !req
243. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO
WORK IN THREE DAYS.Copy !req
244. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?Copy !req
245. I'VE BEEN SITTING RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
246. I PICKED UP MY LIFE
EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT OFFCopy !req
247. A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.Copy !req
248. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
249. IT'S 8:00, TIME TO GET BUSY.Copy !req
250. YOU CAN'T JUST
SIT HERE IN THE DARKCopy !req
251. LISTENING TO CLASSICAL MUSIC.Copy !req
252. I COULD IF YOU HADN'T
TURNED ON THE LIGHTSCopy !req
253. AND SHUT OFF THE STEREO.Copy !req
254. FRY, THIS ISN'T HEALTHY;
YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST.Copy !req
255. I'M RICH. I CAN LIVE
WHENEVER I WANT.Copy !req
256. BUT WE'RE YOUR FRIENDSCopy !req
257. AND WE LIVE HERE
IN THE YEAR 3000.Copy !req
258. YEAH.Copy !req
259. NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO COME
TO THE SQUID FIGHTS WITH USCopy !req
260. OR SIT HERE WALLOWING
IN YOUR PREHISTORIC JUNK?Copy !req
261. JUNK?Copy !req
262. MAYBE YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND THISCopy !req
263. BUT I FINALLY FOUND
WHAT I NEED TO BE HAPPYCopy !req
264. AND IT'S NOT FRIENDS—
IT'S THINGS.Copy !req
265. I'M A THING.Copy !req
266. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.Copy !req
267. FRY, PLEASE.Copy !req
268. MY PONYTAIL'S CAUGHT
IN THE DOOR.Copy !req
269. I DON'T NEED THEM—Copy !req
270. NOT WHEN I HAVE
MY ANTIQUE VIDEOSCopy !req
271. MY BUCKET OF FOSSILIZED KFCCopy !req
272. AND $50 MILLION WORTH
OF ANCHOVIES.Copy !req
273. MERCY ME, WHAT A DAY.Copy !req
274. COULD YOU SHUT THE DOOR,
IGNER, DEAR?Copy !req
275. I THINK I FEEL A DRAFT
COMING ON.Copy !req
276. HOLY CRAP,
THAT BASTARD'S ITCHY.Copy !req
277. WALT, CREAM SODA.Copy !req
278. RIGHT AWAY, MOTHER.Copy !req
279. LARRY, GET YOUR
MOTHER A CREAM SODA.Copy !req
280. BUT MOM SAID—Copy !req
281. YOU HEARD ME.Copy !req
282. WHAT'S WRONG, MOMMY?Copy !req
283. IT'S THOSE DAMNED ANCHOVIES.Copy !req
284. THAT DIRTBAG FRY
MUST KNOW THEIR SECRETCopy !req
285. AND I WON'T REST
UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON THEM.Copy !req
286. NO ONE MESSES WITH MOM.Copy !req
287. QUIET, YOU.Copy !req
288. AS YOU BOYS KNOW, ONE OF
THE CORNERSTONES OF MY EMPIRECopy !req
289. IS MOM'S OLD-FASHIONED
ROBOT OIL.Copy !req
290. THINK OF IT—
TEN BILLION ROBOTSCopy !req
291. EACH ONE NEEDING AN OIL CHANGE
EVERY 3,000 MILES.Copy !req
292. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE MATHCopy !req
293. TO KNOW THAT'S
A BUTTLOAD OF OIL.Copy !req
294. CAN I WEAR YOUR FAT SUIT?Copy !req
295. NO, IGNER, PUT THAT DOWN!Copy !req
296. OHH.Copy !req
297. WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH THE ANCHOVIES?Copy !req
298. I'M GETTING
TO THE FREAKING ANCHOVIES.Copy !req
299. A SINGLE DROP
OF THE ANCHOVY'S NATURAL OILCopy !req
300. WOULD LUBRICATE TEN ROBOTS
PERMANENTLY.Copy !req
301. WOW. IT'S A SHAME
THEY WENT EXTINCT.Copy !req
302. NO, IT ISN'T!
SHUT YOUR FILTHY CLAM!Copy !req
303. THANK YOU, WALT.Copy !req
304. IF ANYONE EVER GOT HOLD
OF ANCHOVY DNACopy !req
305. THEY COULD CHOP OUT
THE OIL-MAKING GENECopy !req
306. STICK IT IN A BUNCH
OF THIRD WORLD KIDS AND BAM!Copy !req
307. CHEAP, EFFECTIVE ROBOT OIL—Copy !req
308. ENOUGH TO PUT DEAR OLD MOM
OUT OF BUSINESS.Copy !req
309. MY GOD, THIS MR. FRYCopy !req
310. MUST BE A MASTERMIND
OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.Copy !req
311. Esther, you ugly.Copy !req
312. WE HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION.Copy !req
313. WE'LL HAVE TO BANKRUPT MR. FRYCopy !req
314. SO HE'LL BE FORCED TO SELL
THE ANCHOVIES TO US.Copy !req
315. MOTHER, YOU ARE ONE
CLEVER OLD SCAG.Copy !req
316. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.Copy !req
317. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET
FRY'S MONEY OUT OF THE BANK?Copy !req
318. THAT PART WILL BE EASY,
THANKS TO THE NICE PEOPLECopy !req
319. AT MOM'S OLD-FASHIONED
VIDEO SURVEILLANCE UNIT.Copy !req
320. Do you still remember
your pin number?Copy !req
321. Sure. It's the price
of a cheese pizza
and a large sodaCopy !req
322. back where I used to
work— Pinucci's Pizza.Copy !req
323. It's the price
of a cheese pizza
and a large soda.Copy !req
324. YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS
TO BE DONE.Copy !req
325. WHAT?Copy !req
326. GET HIS PIN NUMBER,
YOU IDIOTS!Copy !req
327. NOW I'M OFF TO SOME CHARITY B.S.
FOR KNOCKED-UP TEENAGE SLUTS.Copy !req
328. MR. FRY, IT'S THOSE THREE
PLUMBERS YOU CALLED FOR.Copy !req
329. WE'RE HERE TO TIGHTEN
YOUR DRAINS.Copy !req
330. OW!Copy !req
331. I DIDN'T ORDER ANY—Copy !req
332. QUICK! GIVE HIM
THE TRANQUILIZER.Copy !req
333. THAT'S A GOOD BOY.Copy !req
334. WAKE UP, MR. FRY.Copy !req
335. WHERE AM I?Copy !req
336. YOU'RE IN THE GOOD OLD YEAR 2000
WORKING HERE AT PINUCCI'S PIZZA.Copy !req
337. YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE JOB.Copy !req
338. WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME,
BUT I THOUGHT I GOT FROZEN.Copy !req
339. WASN'T I IN THE FUTURE?Copy !req
340. NO, YOU ONLY "DREAMED"
YOU WERE IN THE YEAR 3000.Copy !req
341. SO I'M REALLY BACK?Copy !req
342. WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED, I GUESS.Copy !req
343. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
344. I AM MR. PINUCCI.Copy !req
345. YOU ARE?Copy !req
346. DID-DID YOU GROW A MUSTACHE
SINCE LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
347. NO. NOW, GO WORK
THE CURRENCY REGISTER.Copy !req
348. I THINK I HEAR
A CUSTOMER COMING.Copy !req
349. I SAID, "I THINK I HEAR
A CUSTOMER COMING."Copy !req
350. OH, HURRY UP, PLEASE.Copy !req
351. I WANT TO GET BACK
TO THE HEAD MUSEUM.Copy !req
352. DON'T WORRY,
MISS ANDERSON.Copy !req
353. THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.Copy !req
354. NOW, YOUR MOTIVATION IS,
YOU'RE BACK IN THE YEAR 2000Copy !req
355. AND YOUR HEAD'S
STILL ON YOUR BODYCopy !req
356. AND YOU WANT A CHEESE PIZZA.Copy !req
357. OKAY, BUT I'M ONLY DOING THISCopy !req
358. SO PEOPLE WILL TAKE MY HEAD
SERIOUSLY AS AN ACTRESS.Copy !req
359. HEY, LOOK— ANCHOVIES.Copy !req
360. OF COURSE.Copy !req
361. THEY'RE NOT EXTINCT YET.Copy !req
362. AND IF YOU NEED
FURTHER PROOFCopy !req
363. THAT THIS IS REALLY
A THOUSAND YEARS AGOCopy !req
364. WELL, HERE'S CONTEMPORARY
ACTRESS PAMELA ANDERSON.Copy !req
365. OOH.Copy !req
366. HELLO, FRY.Copy !req
367. REMEMBER ME
THE MOVIE?Copy !req
368. UH—Copy !req
369. IT WAS THE FIRST MOVIECopy !req
370. TO BE SHOT ENTIRELY
IN SLOW MOTION.Copy !req
371. IT HASN'T BEEN MADE YET.Copy !req
372. THEN HE DOESN'T KNOW
I WON THE OSCAR?Copy !req
373. NOPE.
CRAP!Copy !req
374. WAIT. YOU'RE
PAMELA ANDERSON.Copy !req
375. COOL. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?Copy !req
376. OH, I'LL HAVE A CHEESE PIZZA
AND A LARGE—Copy !req
377. UH... LINE?Copy !req
378. SODA.Copy !req
379. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
380. CHEESE PIZZA AND A LARGE SODA.Copy !req
381. UH, CHEESE AND A—Copy !req
382. THAT WAS QUICK.Copy !req
383. SO, WHAT DO I OWE YOU?Copy !req
384. 10.77—Copy !req
385. SAME AS MY PIN NUMBER.Copy !req
386. HEY, YOU DON'T
GET TO LAUGH.Copy !req
387. THANKS A BILLION.Copy !req
388. MORE LIKE 4.3 BILLION.Copy !req
389. OH!
OW!Copy !req
390. UH, I HAD A NIGHTMARE
I WAS IN THE YEAR 2000Copy !req
391. AND YOU GUYS NEVER EXISTED.Copy !req
392. I'M SO GLAD I'M AWAKE NOW
AND YOU'RE REALLY HERE.Copy !req
393. SINCE WHEN DO YOU
CARE ABOUT US?Copy !req
394. WE THOUGHT YOU
ONLY CARED ABOUT
CANS OF ANCHOVIESCopy !req
395. AND STUFFY OLD SONGS
ABOUT THE BUTTOCKS.Copy !req
396. NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
397. GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
398. WHEE!Copy !req
399. THIS DREAM BROUGHT TO YOU
BY LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS.Copy !req
400. BENDER, LEELA...Copy !req
401. DON'T LEAVE ME.Copy !req
402. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
403. HEY, HEY, BUDDY,
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?Copy !req
404. UH... 3000.Copy !req
405. 3000?Copy !req
406. YES! I'M STILL IN THE FUTURE!Copy !req
407. LIFE IS WONDERFUL!Copy !req
408. WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY STUFF?Copy !req
409. UH, CHECK BOUNCED.Copy !req
410. WE'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK.Copy !req
411. OH, NO, MY A.T.M. CARD—
MY-MY SECRET PIN NUMBER: 1077.Copy !req
412. I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT.Copy !req
413. EXCEPT...Copy !req
414. YOU'RE FRY'S RELATIVE.Copy !req
415. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HE GOT SO CRAZY?Copy !req
416. UH, WHAT?Copy !req
417. OH, THEY SAY MADNESS
RUNS IN OUR FAMILY.Copy !req
418. SOME EVEN CALL ME MAD.Copy !req
419. AND WHY?Copy !req
420. BECAUSE I DARED TO DREAM OF
MY OWN RACE OF ATOMIC MONSTERS—Copy !req
421. ATOMIC SUPERMEN WITH
OCTAGONAL-SHAPED BODIESCopy !req
422. THAT SUCK BLOOD
OUT OF YOU—Copy !req
423. LEELA, BENDER!Copy !req
424. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
425. YOU DID?
WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
426. I WAS ROBBED.Copy !req
427. THEY GOT EVERYTHING,
EXCEPT THESE.Copy !req
428. WHO DID?Copy !req
429. HELLO, FRY.Copy !req
430. IT'S MOM.Copy !req
431. I FELT TERRIBLE WHEN I HEARD
ABOUT YOUR MONEY TROUBLESCopy !req
432. AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD
HELP OUT A SWEET YOUNG MANCopy !req
433. BY BUYING HIS ANCHOVIES.Copy !req
434. SORRY, BUT THE ANCHOVIES
AREN'T FOR SALE.Copy !req
435. WHAT? LISTEN,
YOU LITTLE BASTARDCopy !req
436. I CONTROL
THE ROBOT OIL BUSINESSCopy !req
437. AND I WON'T LET YOU RUIN ME.Copy !req
438. HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
439. YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT
THAT CHECKBOOK AWAYCopy !req
440. BECAUSE I'VE DISCOVERED
SOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT—Copy !req
441. MY FRIENDS, AND THEY AREN'T
WORTH EVEN A PENNY TO ME.Copy !req
442. THAT'S WHY THESE ANCHOVIES
ARE GOING ON A PIZZA...Copy !req
443. SO I CAN SHARE THE FOOD I LOVE
WITH THE PEOPLE I LIKE.Copy !req
444. HOLY HELL! YOU'RE
GOING TO EAT THEM?Copy !req
445. OH! WELL, JUST MAKE SURE
YOU EAT THEM ALL.Copy !req
446. YOU'RE A GROWING BOY.Copy !req
447. TOODLE-OO!Copy !req
448. DUMB ASS.Copy !req
449. WHAT A NICE LADY.Copy !req
450. OKAY, MY FRIENDS,
GET READYCopy !req
451. FOR THE MOST
DELICIOUS
EXTINCT ANIMALCopy !req
452. YOU'VE EVER TASTED.Copy !req
453. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
454. I'VE HAD COW.Copy !req
455. GROSS!Copy !req
456. ICK!Copy !req
457. MM.Copy !req
458. EH, NO ONE LIKES
THEM AT FIRSTCopy !req
459. BUT THEY'LL GROW ON YOU.Copy !req
460. THAT STENCH—Copy !req
461. THAT HEAVENLY STENCH.Copy !req
462. MORE.Copy !req
463. THERE AREN'T ANYMORE,
AND THERE NEVER WILL BE.Copy !req
464. MORE!Copy !req
465. MORE!Copy !req
466. MORE!Copy !req
467. MORE!Copy !req