1. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE VIEW, FRY?Copy !req
2. IT REALLY PUTS THINGS
IN PERSPECTIVE.Copy !req
3. I MEAN, FROM UP HERE,
AN ENTIRE WORLDCopy !req
4. CAN SEEM UTTERLY
INSIGNIFICANT.Copy !req
5. HEY, NICE SEATS.Copy !req
6. WE'RE CLOSE ENOUGH THAT WHEN YOUCopy !req
7. KNOCK A PLAYER DOWN
WITH A BEER BOTTLE,
HE STAYS DOWN.Copy !req
8. I DON'T GET THIS.Copy !req
9. IS BLERNSBALL EXACTLY
THE SAME AS BASEBALL?Copy !req
10. BASEBALL?
GOD FORBID.Copy !req
11. FACE IT, FRY.
BASEBALL WAS AS BORING
AS MOM AND APPLE PIE.Copy !req
12. THAT'S WHY THEY
JAZZED IT UP.Copy !req
13. BORING? BASEBALL WASN'T...Copy !req
14. HMM, SO THEY
FINALLY JAZZED IT UP.Copy !req
15. HOME RUN!Copy !req
16. YAY, YAY!Copy !req
17. RIGHT?Copy !req
18. UGH.Copy !req
19. OUT.Copy !req
20. YEAH! YAY!Copy !req
21. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?Copy !req
22. WHY IS THE BALL ON
THAT SPROINGY THING?Copy !req
23. IT'S TRADITIONAL,
JUST LIKE ALUMINUM BATSCopy !req
24. AND THE
SEVENTH-INNING GROPE.Copy !req
25. HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
26. I GOT ME A SOUVENIR.Copy !req
27. AW, HERE YOU GO, KID.Copy !req
28. I'D LIKE
A JUMBO SQUID LOG, PLEASE.Copy !req
29. WE DON'T SELL THOSE.Copy !req
30. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
31. LET ME HAVE
ONE OF YOUR YOUNG ON A ROLL.Copy !req
32. WE'RE OUT OF ROLLS.Copy !req
33. FINE. JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING
CRAWLING WITH PARASITES.Copy !req
34. HMM.Copy !req
35. AT LEAST HOT DOGS
HAVEN'T CHANGED.Copy !req
36. HEY, BUDDIES, WHO WANTS POPCORN?Copy !req
37. OH, I'LL HAVE SOME.
OH, YEAH. POPCORN.Copy !req
38. ANYONE WANT
BUTTER ON THAT?Copy !req
39. HEY, I'M STARTING TO GET
THE HANG OF THIS GAME.Copy !req
40. THE BLERNS ARE LOADEDCopy !req
41. THE COUNT'S THREE BLERNS
AND TWO ANTI-BLERNSCopy !req
42. AND THE INFIELD BLERN RULE
IS IN EFFECT. RIGHT?Copy !req
43. EXCEPT FOR THE WORD "BLERN,"
THAT WAS COMPLETE GIBBERISH.Copy !req
44. MULTI-BALL!Copy !req
45. MULTI-BALL!Copy !req
46. BLERN!Copy !req
47. BLER-R-R-RN!Copy !req
48. ALL RIGHT! YES!Copy !req
49. MILLER'S ON A PACE
TO HIT 70 BLERNS.Copy !req
50. HE'S GOOD ALL RIGHT, BUT
HE'S NO CLEM JOHNSON.Copy !req
51. AND JOHNSON PLAYED
BACK IN THE DAYSCopy !req
52. BEFORE STEROID INJECTIONS
WERE MANDATORY.Copy !req
53. CLEM JOHNSON?Copy !req
54. THAT SACK OF SKIN
WOULDN'T HAVE LASTED ONE PITCH
IN THE OLD ROBOT LEAGUES.Copy !req
55. NOW, WIRELESS
JOE JACKSON—Copy !req
56. THERE WAS A
BLERN-HITTING MACHINE.Copy !req
57. EXACTLY, HE WAS A MACHINE
DESIGNED TO HIT BLERNS.Copy !req
58. I MEAN, COME ON,
WIRELESS JOE WAS NOTHINGCopy !req
59. BUT A PROGRAMMABLE BAT
ON WHEELS.Copy !req
60. OH, AND I SUPPOSE
PITCH-O-MAT 5000Copy !req
61. WAS JUST
A MODIFIED HOWITZER.
YEP.Copy !req
62. YOU KNOW, YOU HUMANSCopy !req
63. ARE SO SCARED
OF A LITTLE ROBOT COMPETITIONCopy !req
64. YOU WON'T EVEN LET US
ON THE FIELD.Copy !req
65. THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF ROBOTS DOWN THERE.Copy !req
66. YEAH. DOING CRAP WORK.Copy !req
67. THEY'RE BAT BOYS, BALL
POLISHERS, SPRINKLER SYSTEMSCopy !req
68. BUT HOW MANY ROBOT MANAGERS
ARE THERE?Copy !req
69. ELEVEN?Copy !req
70. ZERO!Copy !req
71. AND WHAT A SURPRISE.Copy !req
72. LOOK WHO'S SCRAPING UP
THE FILTH.Copy !req
73. IS IT A HUMAN CHILD?Copy !req
74. I WISH.Copy !req
75. WHOA! DEAR LORD!Copy !req
76. WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
77. OH, UH, IT'S...
MY... NEW PAGER.Copy !req
78. THIS IS HERMES.Copy !req
79. A PACKAGE JUST CAME IN.Copy !req
80. EVERYONE NEEDS TO RETURN
TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
81. GET AWAY, YOU FILTHY BIRD.Copy !req
82. SHOO! SHOO!Copy !req
83. PROFESSOR,
TURN ME OFF QUICK.Copy !req
84. I'M SORRY. WHAT?Copy !req
85. SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE.Copy !req
86. ADMIT IT.Copy !req
87. YOU ALL THINK ROBOTS
ARE JUST MACHINESCopy !req
88. BUILT BY HUMANS TO MAKE
THEIR LIVES EASIER.Copy !req
89. WELL, AREN'T THEY?Copy !req
90. I'VE NEVER MADE
ANYONE'S LIFE EASIERCopy !req
91. AND YOU KNOW IT.Copy !req
92. GREAT NEWS,
EVERYONE.Copy !req
93. YOU'LL BE DELIVERING
A PACKAGE TO CHAPEK 9—Copy !req
94. A WORLD WHERE HUMANS
ARE KILLED ON SIGHT.Copy !req
95. WHY IS THAT GREAT NEWS?Copy !req
96. I'M GLAD YOU ASKED
THAT QUESTION, FRY.Copy !req
97. YOU SEE, CHAPEK 9
WAS COLONIZED CENTURIES AGOCopy !req
98. BY A MURDEROUS CREW
OF RADICAL ROBOT SEPARATISTS.Copy !req
99. OH, SO JUST 'CAUSE A ROBOT
WANTS TO KILL HUMANSCopy !req
100. THAT MAKES HIM A "RADICAL."Copy !req
101. HEY, HOLD ON.
I UNDERSTAND THESE
ROBOTS HATE HUMANSCopy !req
102. BUT HOW DO THEY FEEL
ABOUT HUMANOID ALIENS?Copy !req
103. THEY'RE NOT FANS.Copy !req
104. THAT'S WHY BENDER
WILL HAVE TO MAKE
THE ACTUAL DELIVERY.Copy !req
105. OH, I GET IT—
MAKE THE ROBOT DO ALL THE WORK.Copy !req
106. THIS IS THE FIRST
ACTUAL WORKCopy !req
107. YOU'VE EVER HAD
TO DO AROUND HERE.Copy !req
108. WELL, I'M NOT DOING IT.Copy !req
109. IT'S A ROBOT HOLIDAY.Copy !req
110. REALLY? WHICH ONE?Copy !req
111. ONLY ROBANUKAH—Copy !req
112. THE HOLIEST TWO WEEKS
ON THE ROBOT CALENDAR.Copy !req
113. OH, COME ON, BENDER.Copy !req
114. LAST MONTH IT WAS ROBAMADAN,
AND BEFORE THAT ROBANZAA.Copy !req
115. MAN, THAT ONE WAS A BLAST.Copy !req
116. IT WASN'T JUST A BLAST.Copy !req
117. IT WAS A SACRED TRIBUTE
TO MY ANCESTRAL PROTOTYPESCopy !req
118. WHICH HAPPENED TO TAKE THE FORM
OF A DRINKING CONTEST.Copy !req
119. NOW, LOOK HERE, BENDER,
I RESPECT YOUR DIVERSITYCopy !req
120. TO THE EXTENT THE LAW REQUIRESCopy !req
121. BUT YOU USED UP
ALL YOUR DAYS OFFCopy !req
122. WHEN YOU HAD
THAT BOUT WITH ROBERCULOSIS.Copy !req
123. AW, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO,
BUT SO HELP MECopy !req
124. I'LL HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST
EVERY LAST STINKING ONE OF YOUCopy !req
125. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.Copy !req
126. WELL, THEN IT'S SETTLED.Copy !req
127. SO LONG, EVERYONE.Copy !req
128. SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.Copy !req
129. THIS PLANET IS
COMPLETELY UNINHABITED?
NO.Copy !req
130. IT'S INHABITED BY ROBOTS.Copy !req
131. OH, KIND OF LIKE
HOW A WAREHOUSE IS
INHABITED BY BOXES.Copy !req
132. OKAY, BENDERCopy !req
133. WE'RE HERE.Copy !req
134. IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK.Copy !req
135. YES, MIZ LEELA,
TOTE THAT SPACE BARGECopy !req
136. LIFT THAT SPACE BALE.Copy !req
137. NOW, WE CAN'T LAND
ON THE SURFACECopy !req
138. BECAUSE THOSE ROBOTS
WOULD KILL FRY AND ME.Copy !req
139. SO, WE'LL HAVE
TO STAY UP HERECopy !req
140. AND LOWER YOU
WITH THE WINCH.Copy !req
141. REMEMBER, YOU
DON'T KNOW HUMANSCopy !req
142. YOU DON'T WORK
FOR HUMANSCopy !req
143. AND ABOVE ALL, YOU
DON'T LIKE HUMANS.Copy !req
144. I'LL TRY TO KEEP
THAT IN MIND.Copy !req
145. HMM, HE SEEMS
PRETTY ANGRY.Copy !req
146. YEAH, BUT I GUESS
I'D BE KIND OF ANGRY, TOOCopy !req
147. IF I HAD TO GO
TO SOME UNINHABITED PLANET.Copy !req
148. MAYBE WE OUGHT TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR HIM.Copy !req
149. THERE, THIS OUGHTA SHOW
THAT STUPID ROBOT
WE CARE ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
150. AH, BENDER MUST BE DONE
WITH THE DELIVERY.Copy !req
151. I...Copy !req
152. I'M IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
153. THEY FOUND OUT I WORK
WITH HUMANS, AND—Copy !req
154. OH NO. OH NO!Copy !req
155. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
156. WE HAVE TO GO DOWN
AND RESCUE HIM.
NO, WE CAN'T.Copy !req
157. THEY'LL KILL US
ON SIGHT.Copy !req
158. W-W-WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?Copy !req
159. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S NOT
AN EASY DECISION.Copy !req
160. IF ONLY I HAD
TWO OR THREE MINUTES
TO THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
161. IF WE'RE GOING TO SAVE BENDER
WE'VE GOT TO LOOK AND ACT
EXACTLY LIKE ROBOTS.Copy !req
162. I AM FULLY OPERATIONAL,
CAPTAIN.Copy !req
163. WE'LL HAVE TO
WALK LIKE ROBOTS
TALK LIKE ROBOTS,Copy !req
164. AND IF NECESSARY
SOLVE COMPLEX DIFFERENTIAL
EQUATIONS LIKE ROBOTS.Copy !req
165. I CAN SORT OF DANCE
LIKE A ROBOT.
WILL THAT HELP?Copy !req
166. OH, FRY, FIRST OF ALL,
THIS IS SERIOUS.Copy !req
167. AND SECOND OF ALL—Copy !req
168. MAN, WE LOOK STUPID.Copy !req
169. WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN
STORE-BOUGHT COSTUMES.Copy !req
170. YEAH, BUT THERE WASN'T
A WOOLWORTH'S IN THIS QUADRANT.Copy !req
171. HALT!Copy !req
172. BE YOU ROBOT OR HUMAN?Copy !req
173. ROBOT... WE BE.Copy !req
174. UH, YEP.Copy !req
175. JUST TWO ROBOTS
OUT ROBOTING IT UP.Copy !req
176. EH?Copy !req
177. ADMINISTER THE TEST.Copy !req
178. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWINGCopy !req
179. A, A PUPPYCopy !req
180. B, A PRETTY FLOWER
FROM YOUR SWEETIECopy !req
181. OR C, A LARGE
PROPERLY FORMATTED DATA FILE?Copy !req
182. CHOOSE!Copy !req
183. UH, IS THE PUPPY
MECHANICAL
IN ANY WAY?Copy !req
184. NO, IT IS THE BAD
KIND OF PUPPY.Copy !req
185. THEN WE'LL GO
WITH THAT DATA FILE.Copy !req
186. CORRECT.Copy !req
187. THE FLOWER WOULD ALSO
HAVE BEEN ACCEPTABLE.Copy !req
188. YOU MAY PASS.Copy !req
189. NOW, IF YOU SEE ANY ROBOTS
JUST STAY OUT OF THEIR WAY.Copy !req
190. SO FAR, SO GOOD.Copy !req
191. LITTLE TO THE RIGHT...
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
192. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ROBOT?Copy !req
193. SORRY, CAN'T
HELP YOU.Copy !req
194. HEY, WATCH IT!Copy !req
195. DON'T DROP THAT THERE.Copy !req
196. OH...Copy !req
197. COME ON, FRY,
WALK LIKE A ROBOT.Copy !req
198. I CAN'T. I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
199. ROBOTS DON'T
HAVE BATHROOMS.Copy !req
200. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
201. I WONDER WHERE THEY SMOKE
IN HIGH SCHOOL?Copy !req
202. LISTEN, JUST GO BEHIND
THOSE GARBAGE CANS.Copy !req
203. I'LL STAND GUARD.Copy !req
204. HURRY UP, FRY.Copy !req
205. SIR, ARE YOU AWARECopy !req
206. THAT YOU'RE
LEAKING COOLANTCopy !req
207. AT AN ALARMING RATE?
UH...Copy !req
208. LET ME JUST
PATCH YOU UP
WITH SOME HOT RESIN.Copy !req
209. I THINK THE LEAK'S
STOPPING ITSELF.Copy !req
210. WAIT... WAIT.Copy !req
211. YEAH... THERE WE GO.Copy !req
212. WAIT... YEAH.Copy !req
213. WHAT SORT OF ROBOTCopy !req
214. TURNS DOWN A FREE BLAST
OF SEARING HOT RESIN?Copy !req
215. UH...Copy !req
216. I'M SORRY, UH,
MY FRIEND AND ICopy !req
217. HAVE TO GO PERFORM
SOME MINDLESS REPETITIVE TASKS.Copy !req
218. OH... SOUNDS LIKE
A ROMANTIC EVENING.Copy !req
219. I WON'T KEEP YOU.Copy !req
220. GET THE HUMANOID.Copy !req
221. GET THE INTRUDER.Copy !req
222. INTRUDER ALERT!
INTRUDER ALERT!Copy !req
223. QUICK, LET'S
DUCK IN HERE.Copy !req
224. WE INTERRUPT THIS SOUND FILECopy !req
225. TO BRING YOU A TERRIFYING
ANNOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
226. A NON-METALLIC BEING
HAS BEEN SIGHTEDCopy !req
227. IN THE VICINITY
OF MAKE-OUT POINT.Copy !req
228. SAY, WENDY, YOUR CHASSIS
IS A LITTLE SCUFFED.Copy !req
229. MIND IF I POLISH
IT FOR YOU?Copy !req
230. DID YOU HEAR THAT, RUSTY?Copy !req
231. IT SOUNDED
LIKE A HUMAN.Copy !req
232. RELAX, WENDY.Copy !req
233. HUMANS WILL NEVER COME
TO OUR DEFENSELESS
LITTLE TOWN.Copy !req
234. IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE
TO LET OUR GUARD DOWN—Copy !req
235. EVEN FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
236. I WILL EAT AND DIGEST YOU ALL
WITH MY SYSTEM OF MIGHTY ORGANS.Copy !req
237. BEHOLD!Copy !req
238. WOW! THE 3-D's GREAT!Copy !req
239. MINE'S NOT WORKING.Copy !req
240. FUNNY, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
241. THE HUMAN WAS IMPERVIOUSCopy !req
242. TO OUR MOST POWERFUL
MAGNETIC FIELDSCopy !req
243. YET IN THE END, HE SUCCUMBED
TO A HARMLESS SHARPENED STICK.Copy !req
244. I'M JUST GLAD
THE NIGHTMARE
IS OVER.Copy !req
245. IT'LL NEVER BE
OVER, WENDY.Copy !req
246. EVEN NOW, HUMANS ARE LURKING
IN OUR PLAYGROUNDSCopy !req
247. OUR BREEZEWAYS...
PERHAPS EVEN...
OUR MOVIE THEATERS.Copy !req
248. GOD HELP US!Copy !req
249. OKAY, KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR BENDER.Copy !req
250. SO WHAT DID
YOU THINK OF
THE MOVIE?Copy !req
251. UH... TOO MUCH
ROMANCECopy !req
252. NOT ENOUGH
HUMAN KILLING.Copy !req
253. YEAH, IT WAS
A REAL CHICK FLICK.Copy !req
254. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
255. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
256. IT'S 5:00Copy !req
257. TIME FOR THE DAILY
HUMAN HUNT.Copy !req
258. TRY TO STAY WITH THE CROWDCopy !req
259. SO NO ONE NOTICES
HOW CRUMMY YOU LOOK.Copy !req
260. AW, THAT WAS
UNCALLED FOR.Copy !req
261. I'M OVER HERE.Copy !req
262. I HEARD A HUMAN WAS
DRAINING COOLANTCopy !req
263. BEHIND GARBAGE CAN 738.Copy !req
264. I HEARD THEY UNSCREW
OUR LUG NUTS AT NIGHTCopy !req
265. AND EAT THEM
AT THEIR HUMAN BRUNCHES.Copy !req
266. WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL
HUMAN HUNT.Copy !req
267. WE HAVE WITH US TODAY
A GUESTCopy !req
268. WHOSE IRRATIONAL HATRED
FOR HUMANSCopy !req
269. MAKES ME LOOK LIKE
A HUMAN SYMPATHIZER.Copy !req
270. A NEWLY ARRIVED REFUGEE
FROM EARTH—Copy !req
271. LET'S HEAR IT FOR BENDER!Copy !req
272. IT'S HIM.
HE'S OKAY.Copy !req
273. DEATH TO HUMANS!Copy !req
274. AH, IT'S GOOD
TO HEAR HIS VOICE.Copy !req
275. MANY SAID I WAS TOO EXTREME
WHEN I FIRST CALLEDCopy !req
276. FOR THE ANNIHILATION
OF THE HUMAN SPECIESCopy !req
277. AS WELL AS SOME
OF THE MORE CUNNING MONKEYSCopy !req
278. BUT AFTER LIVING ON EARTHCopy !req
279. I CAN TELL YOU THAT I AM,
IF ANYTHING, TOO MERCIFUL.Copy !req
280. MY GOD, HE'S
BECOME EVIL.Copy !req
281. I MEAN, EVILLER.Copy !req
282. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.Copy !req
283. AND IF YOU ENJOYED THAT DIATRIBECopy !req
284. THEN YOU'LL WANT TO PURCHASE
MY SPOKEN-WORD ALBUM.Copy !req
285. JUST $18.95.Copy !req
286. ACT NOW AND YOU'LL GET
THIS BENDER ACTION FIGURINE.Copy !req
287. BITE MY SHINY
METAL ASS.Copy !req
288. GOT TO HAVE IT!
RIGHT HERE!Copy !req
289. OVER HERE!Copy !req
290. LET THE HUNT BEGIN!Copy !req
291. NOW, YOUR BASIC HUMAN IS BETWEEN
THREE AND 25 FEET TALLCopy !req
292. AND IS MADE OF A HAIRY, OILY GOO
WRAPPED IN A T-SHIRT.Copy !req
293. IS IT TRUE
THEY BITE YOUR NECKCopy !req
294. AND SUCK YOUR
TRANSMISSION FLUIDCopy !req
295. AND THEN YOU BECOME
A HUMAN?Copy !req
296. SURE, WHY NOT.Copy !req
297. ANYTHING IN THE TRAP?Copy !req
298. NOTHING.Copy !req
299. TODAY'S ACTIVE HUMANS
PREFER A LOW-CALORIE BAIT.Copy !req
300. WELL, THAT MAKES 146,000
UNSUCCESSFUL HUNTS IN A ROWCopy !req
301. BUT I'VE GOT A GOOD
FEELING ABOUT TOMORROW.Copy !req
302. WAIT.
WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
303. OH, THAT'S THE
OLD, ABANDONED
ADULT BOOKSTORE.Copy !req
304. NOTHING IN THERE,
EXCEPT MAYBECopy !req
305. A FEW SHREDS OF MOLDY,
OLD ROBOT PORNOGRAPHY.Copy !req
306. HMM.Copy !req
307. SOUNDS LIKE A BREEDING GROUND
FOR HUMANS.Copy !req
308. I BETTER CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
309. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
310. YOU'RE A BAD GIRL,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
311. PSST! BENDER.Copy !req
312. WHA-WHAT?Copy !req
313. OH, YOU?Copy !req
314. WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
315. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.Copy !req
316. LAST WE HEARD, YOU WERE UNDER
ARREST AS A HUMAN SYMPATHIZER.Copy !req
317. I WAS— BUT THEY LET ME GO
WHEN I TOLD THEMCopy !req
318. I KILLED
A MILLION BILLION HUMANS.Copy !req
319. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
320. NOW, LET'S ALL GET
BACK TO THE SHIP.Copy !req
321. WHAT FOR?Copy !req
322. WE'RE RESCUING YOU.Copy !req
323. I DON'T WANT TO BE RESCUED.Copy !req
324. SAY WHAT?Copy !req
325. I LOVE THIS PLANET.Copy !req
326. I'VE GOT WEALTH, FAMECopy !req
327. AND ACCESS
TO THE DEPTHS OF SLEAZE
THAT THOSE THINGS BRING.Copy !req
328. BUT, BENDER,
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
329. FRIENDS? THAT ACTIVATES
MY HILARITY UNIT.Copy !req
330. I'M JUST
A MACHINE TO YOU.Copy !req
331. YOU'RE NO MORE
FRIENDS WITH MECopy !req
332. THAN YOU ARE
WITH THE TOASTERCopy !req
333. OR THE PHONOGRAPH,
OR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR.Copy !req
334. THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
335. WELL, THAT'S
HOW IT FEELS TO ME.Copy !req
336. BYE, BENDER.
I'LL MISS YOU.Copy !req
337. OH, GO ON.Copy !req
338. GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE YOU GET CAUGHT.Copy !req
339. BENDER, GOOD NEWS.Copy !req
340. YOUR ALBUM JUST
WENT GOLD.Copy !req
341. WHAT THE...?Copy !req
342. IT'S THE HUMANS!Copy !req
343. BENDER, DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
344. GOT YOU, YOU MURDEROUS
FLESH-PILES.Copy !req
345. YOUR HONOR, I INTEND
TO DEMONSTRATECopy !req
346. BEYOND 0.5 PERCENT OF A DOUBTCopy !req
347. THAT THESE HUMANS
BEFORE USCopy !req
348. ARE GUILTY OF THE CRIME
OF BEING HUMANS.Copy !req
349. COME TO THINK OF IT,
I REST MAY CASE.Copy !req
350. THANK YOU, PROSECUTOR.Copy !req
351. I WILL NOW CONSIDER
THE EVIDENCE.Copy !req
352. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
353. ISN'T ANYONE GOING
TO DEFEND US?Copy !req
354. YEAH. I MEAN, HE MAY NOT
HAVE A CASECopy !req
355. BUT I'M GENUINELY NOT
A HUMAN.Copy !req
356. QUIET, HUMAN!Copy !req
357. UH-OH.Copy !req
358. HE FROZE UP AGAIN.Copy !req
359. TRY CONTROL-ALT-DELETE.Copy !req
360. JIGGLE THE CORD.Copy !req
361. TURN HIM OFF AND ON.Copy !req
362. CLEAN THE GUNK
OUT OF THE MOUSE.Copy !req
363. CALL TECHNICAL SUPPORT.Copy !req
364. OKAY, OKAY,
HE'S BACK ON-LINE.Copy !req
365. I FIND THE DEFENDANTS GUILTY.Copy !req
366. NO!
LOOK, ONE EYE.Copy !req
367. ONE.
NOT HUMAN.Copy !req
368. THE HUMANS ARE HEREBY SENTENCED
TO LIVE AS ROBOTS LIVE ON EARTH.Copy !req
369. THEY WILL PERFORM
TEDIOUS CALCULATIONSCopy !req
370. AND SPOT-WELD
AUTOMOBILESCopy !req
371. UNTIL THEY BECOME
OBSOLETECopy !req
372. AND ARE GIVEN AWAY
TO AN INNER-CITY
MIDDLE SCHOOL.Copy !req
373. GREAT WORK,
BENDER.Copy !req
374. YOU'VE TAUGHT US
TO HATE HUMANS
ALL OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
375. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
376. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
377. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
378. WE ARE THE ROBOT ELDERS.Copy !req
379. YOU DON'T LOOK VERY OLD.Copy !req
380. THANKS.
WE TRY TO TAKE CARE
OF OURSELVES.Copy !req
381. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
382. SILENCE! BRING IN BENDER.Copy !req
383. UH, LET'S MAKE THIS QUICK.Copy !req
384. I'M DUE AT THE OPENING
OF A MINI-MALL.Copy !req
385. HEY! WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
386. SILENCE.Copy !req
387. IT IS TIME TO PUT THE HUMANS
TO DEATH.Copy !req
388. BUT THE JUDGE
ALREADY SENTENCED
US AT THE TRIAL.Copy !req
389. SILENCE.Copy !req
390. THAT WAS JUST A SHOW
FOR THE PUBLIC.Copy !req
391. WE ARE THE TRUE RULERS
OF THIS PLANET.Copy !req
392. HAND-CARVED FROM METEORITES
BY THE ROBOT FOUNDERSCopy !req
393. OVER FOUR CENTURIES AGO.Copy !req
394. SILENCE! COME FORWARD, BENDER.Copy !req
395. YOU WILL HAVE THE HONOR OF
EXECUTING THE PRISONERS.Copy !req
396. SILENCE! I CONCUR.Copy !req
397. HERE...
USE THE CEREMONIAL
KILLAMAJIG.Copy !req
398. UH... I'M A LITTLE
TIRED RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
399. WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT
IF I JUST GAVE THEM
A SAVAGE BEATING?Copy !req
400. NO! THE ELDERS
HAVE SPOKEN.Copy !req
401. SHOW US THE KILLING SKILLSCopy !req
402. THAT HAVE MADE YOU
A MEDIA DARLING.Copy !req
403. DO IT NOW.Copy !req
404. KILL THEM BEFORE THEY BRING DOWN
OUR WHOLE SOCIETY.Copy !req
405. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.Copy !req
406. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.Copy !req
407. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.Copy !req
408. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.Copy !req
409. OH...Copy !req
410. I CAN'T KILL THEM.Copy !req
411. PLENTY OF HUMANS HAVE
MISTREATED ROBOTSCopy !req
412. BUT NOT THESE TWO.Copy !req
413. THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
414. HUMANS ARE NO
THREAT TO US.Copy !req
415. THEY'RE STUPID,
PUTRID COWARDS.Copy !req
416. DAMN RIGHT!Copy !req
417. THE FACT IS, HUMANS ARE
COMPLETELY HARMLESS.Copy !req
418. WE'RE WELL AWARE OF THAT.Copy !req
419. YOU ARE?Copy !req
420. OF COURSE.Copy !req
421. BUT THEY'RE USEFUL
TO US AS A SCAPEGOATCopy !req
422. TO DISTRACT THE PUBLIC
FROM THEIR REAL PROBLEMS.Copy !req
423. LIKE OUR CRIPPLING
LUG NUT SHORTAGE.Copy !req
424. AND A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT
OF INCOMPETENT ROBOT ELDERS.Copy !req
425. DUH... THAT'S FOR SURE.Copy !req
426. QUIET, JIMMY.Copy !req
427. WELL, I'M GLAD WE GOT
ALL THAT OUT IN THE OPEN.Copy !req
428. WE'LL JUST LET
OURSELVES OUT.Copy !req
429. SILENCE! YOU ALL KNOW TOO MUCH.Copy !req
430. ELDERS, EXECUTE FUNCTION
CONTROL-SHIFT-KILL.Copy !req
431. STOP!Copy !req
432. TAKE ONE MORE STEP
AND I'LL BREATHE
FIRE ON YOU!Copy !req
433. HE'LL DO IT.
HE'S CRAZY.Copy !req
434. CAN THEY REALLY
BREATHE FIRECopy !req
435. OR DID WE MAKE THAT UP?Copy !req
436. GEE, I CAN'T REMEMBER
ANYMORE.Copy !req
437. IT MIGHT JUST BE
FROM THAT STUPID MOVIE.Copy !req
438. WAS THAT ORIGINAL
OR THE REMAKE?Copy !req
439. I DON'T...Copy !req
440. HEY! THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!Copy !req
441. YEP.Copy !req
442. SO LONG, SUCKERS.Copy !req
443. UH... HELLO, SUCKERS.Copy !req
444. HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND.Copy !req
445. I FORGOT TO DELIVER
THE PACKAGE.Copy !req
446. WHOA!Copy !req
447. LUG NUTS! PRECIOUS LUG NUTS!Copy !req
448. HOORAY FOR THE HUMANS!Copy !req
449. WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS
DID ALL THIS FOR ME.Copy !req
450. THIS IS THE BEST ROBANUKAH EVER.Copy !req
451. WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU
THAT WE REALLY DO RESPECT
YOUR ROBOT HERITAGE.Copy !req
452. AW, THANKS.Copy !req
453. YOU DO KNOW
THAT I MADE ROBANUKAH UP
TO GET OUT OF WORK, RIGHT?Copy !req
454. OF COURSE.Copy !req
455. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT
ANY LESS MEANINGFUL.Copy !req
456. IN THAT CASE...Copy !req
457. LET THE DANCING BEGIN!Copy !req
458. HEY, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.Copy !req
459. HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?Copy !req