1. THIS PLACE WAS
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3. AND SUCH GENEROUS PORTIONS.
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4. IF YOU LIKED THE MEAL
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5. JUST WAIT TILL YOU TRY
THESE AFTER-DINNER MINTS.
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6. YOU KNOW, DOUG, MOST GUYS
ARE PUT OFF BY MY EYE.
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7. IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET
SOMEONE WHO'S OPEN-MINDED.
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8. EW!
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9. WHAT WAS WRONG
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10. I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING I COULDN'T
QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON.
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11. POSSIBLY HIS VILE
LIZARD TONGUE.
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12. YOU'RE TOO PICKY.
YEAH.
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13. IF YOU RULE OUT EVERY GUY
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14. WITH A LIZARD TONGUE
OR A LOW I.Q.
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15. OR AN EXPLOSIVE,
VIOLENT TEMPER
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16. OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING
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17. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
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18. NOW, CAN WE PLEASE—
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19. THE FEMALE LEELA'S PROBLEM
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20. IS PURELY MEDICAL.
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21. SOON SHE WILL DROP HER EGGS
AND THEY WILL HATCH
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22. AND ALL WILL BE WELL.
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23. YOU JUST HAVE TO
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24. SOMETIMES YOU MEET A GUY
AND THINK HE'S A PIG
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25. BUT THEN LATER ON,
YOU REALIZE HE ACTUALLY
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26. THANK YOU ALL
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27. BUT I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY
WITH MY LIFE
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28. THE WAY IT IS.
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29. THAT SOUNDS LIKE
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30. LET'S ALL
TAKE HER OUT TONIGHT.
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31. THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT PLACES
TO MEET PEOPLE.
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32. THE FEDERAL SEX BUREAU.
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33. A SAUCY PUPPET SHOW.
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34. THE ROTTING CARCASS
OF A WHALE.
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35. MMM... I'LL PICK.
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36. OH, WOW, IT'S TOTALLY RETRO.
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37. WHY'S EVERYONE
WEARING THOSE RINGS?
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38. GUH. BECAUSE NOBODY
WEARS THEM ANYMORE.
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39. RINGS ARE STUPID.
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40. I THINK THEY LOOK COOL.
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41. SHH! DON'T LET ANYONE
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42. HEY, DID THAT
LAD JUST SAY
RINGS ARE COOL?
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43. NOPE. HE SAID
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44. COOL!
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45. SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT
GUY BY THE BAR?
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46. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
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47. FORGET IT. HE'S GAY.
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48. WHAT? HOW CAN YOU TELL?
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49. I JUST KNOW THESE THINGS.
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50. I'VE GOT
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51. THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
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52. NO?
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53. OKAY...
I GOT A LOCK ON HIM.
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54. YUP. HE'S GAY.
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55. ARE YOU SURE?
DEFINITELY.
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56. UNLESS I'M GETTING INTERFERENCE
FROM A GAY WEATHER BALLOON.
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57. YOU'RE FROM
THE 20th CENTURY?
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58. THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
I'M FROM THE 21st CENTURY.
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59. NO WAY. WE'VE GOT
SO MUCH IN COMMON.
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60. WE SURE DO.
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61. REMEMBER WHEN THOSE CYBORGS
ENSLAVED HUMANITY?
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62. UH... YEAH.
THAT RINGS A BELL.
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63. THIS IS BOLT ROLLINS.
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64. BOLT IS A HYPER-SLED RACER
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65. WITH TEN WINS ON
THE PRO CIRCUIT.
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66. HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.
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67. I THINK SHE MEANS
TEN WINS ON THE GAY CIRCUIT.
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68. I WISH.
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69. THOSE CATS
CAN REALLY FLY.
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70. THIS IS M-5438,
AN ENTITY OF PURE ENERGY.
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71. THAT'S GREAT
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72. REALLY, BUT HE'S JUST NOT
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
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73. I UNDERSTAND.
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74. ONE DAY YOU WILL EVOLVE
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75. AND ON THAT DAY
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76. I HOPE YOU WILL
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77. YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
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78. IT'S JUST AS WELL.
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79. I THINK HE COMES
FROM A DIMENSION
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80. THAT'S BIG ON MUSICAL THEATER.
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81. PSST. I NEED
THE APARTMENT TONIGHT.
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82. GO SEE A SAUCY PUPPET SHOW.
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83. CAN DO!
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84. MY, MY, MY, WHAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL LADY LIKE YOU—
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85. OH! WHA— WAH!
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86. I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT
YOU HAD TWO EYES.
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87. SO, LEELA
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88. YOU MUST'VE HAD
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89. LAST NIGHT AT CLOSING TIME.
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90. COULD YOU GUYS PLEASE
STOP TALKING ABOUT
MY PERSONAL LIFE?
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91. YES. LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT
LEELA'S PERSONAL LIFE LATER.
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92. BUT RIGHT NOW,
WE HAVE BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.
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93. A DELIVERY?
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94. NO. A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE
MISSION OF CHARITY.
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95. This is Vergon 6.
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96. - THIS IS VERGON 6.
- BUH.
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97. IT'S A SUNNY LITTLE
DOOMED PLANET
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98. INHABITED BY A NUMBER
OF FRISKY LITTLE DOOMED ANIMALS.
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99. ANIMALS?
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100. THAT'S RIGHT.
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101. ANIMALS IN DESPERATE NEED
OF RESCUE.
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102. YOU SEE, VERGON 6
WAS ONCE FILLED
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103. WITH THE SUPER-DENSE
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104. KNOWN AS DARK MATTER
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105. EACH POUND OF WHICH
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106. WEIGHS OVER 10,000 POUNDS.
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107. WAIT. WHAT ABOUT
THE ANIMALS?
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108. WELL, DARK MATTER IS EXTREMELY
VALUABLE AS STARSHIP FUEL.
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109. THAT'S WHY IT WAS
ALL MINED OUT
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110. LEAVING THE PLANET
COMPLETELY HOLLOW.
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111. YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS?
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112. THE WHAT?
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113. THE ANIMALS.
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114. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT ANIMALS.
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115. NOW, IT SEEMS THE PLANET
WILL COLLAPSE WITHIN THREE DAYS.
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116. INCIDENTALLY
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117. THIS WILL KILL ALL THE ANIMALS.
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118. SO WE HAVE TO BRING
BACK TWO OF EACH KIND—
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119. JUST LIKE NOAH'S ARK.
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120. WHY TWO?
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121. OH.
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122. I BET YOU LEELA'S HOLDING OUT
FOR A NICE GUY WITH ONE EYE.
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123. THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER.
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124. WHAT SHE OUGHT TO DO
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125. IS FIND A NICE GUY
WITH TWO EYES
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126. AND POKE ONE OUT.
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127. YEAH. THAT'D BE A TIME-SAVER.
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128. DO YOU MIND?
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129. HERE YOU GO.
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130. YOU CAN USE THIS
AS AN EYE POKER.
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131. THANK YOU, BUT
I DON'T CARE
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132. HOW MANY EYES
A MAN HAS.
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133. AS LONG AS IT'S LESS THAN FIVE.
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134. ALL I'M LOOKING FOR
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135. IS A GUY WHO'S ADVENTUROUS,
SELF-CONFIDENT
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136. MAYBE A SNAPPY DRESSER.
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137. THESE NEW UNIFORMS
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138. ARE PRETTY SNAPPY,
EH, FIRST OFFICER?
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139. I SUPPOSE, CAPTAIN.
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140. I'M NOT AS BIG A FAN OF VELOUR
AS YOU ARE.
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141. NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
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142. ABOUT THAT
UNIDENTIFIED SHIP?
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143. DESTROY THEM.
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144. MMM...
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145. THAT'S GOT A NICE FEEL TO IT.
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146. STARDATE 3000.3.
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147. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, SIR?
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148. YOU.
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149. AREN'T YOU GETTING THIS?
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150. WE'VE DETECTED A VESSEL
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151. ATTEMPTING TO BREAK
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152. AROUND VERGON 6.
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153. I'M ANTICIPATING
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154. FOLLOWED BY A LIGHT DINNER.
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155. RAVIOLI, HAM, SUNDAE BAR.
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156. HEY, LOOK.
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157. THAT'S ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S SHIP.
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158. WOW. THE ZAPP BRANNIGAN?
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159. UH-HUH.
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160. WHO'S THE ZAPP BRANNIGAN?
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161. SHALL I FIRE
ON THEM NOW, SIR?
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162. NOT YET, KIF.
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163. IN THE GAME OF CHESS
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164. YOU CAN NEVER LET YOUR
ADVERSARY SEE YOUR PIECES.
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165. WHAT?
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166. THEY SAY ZAPP BRANNIGAN
SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVED
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167. THE OCTILLIAN SYSTEM FROM
A HORDE OF RAMPAGING KILLBOTS.
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168. WOW.
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169. A GRIM DAY
FOR ROBOTKIND.
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170. BUT WE CAN ALWAYS BUILD
MORE KILLBOTS.
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171. HE'S THE MOST DECORATED CAPTAIN
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172. IN THE WHOLE DEMOCRATIC ORDER
OF PLANETS.
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173. LEELA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND.
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174. NO, I DON'T, BUT I THINK
WE OUGHT TO MEET WITH HIM
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175. AND SEE IF HE'LL HELP US
RESCUE THOSE ANIMALS.
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176. JUST IN CASE
YOU GUYS HIT IT OFF
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177. YOU'LL WANT TO TAKE THIS
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178. SIR, THEY'RE HEADED
STRAIGHT FOR US.
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179. A WELL-CALCULATED MOVE.
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180. STRAIGHT OUT OF
SUN TZU'S CLASSIC TEXT—
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181. THE ART OF WAR.
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182. OR MY OWN MASTERWORK—
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183. ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S
BIG BOOK OF WAR.
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184. BUT THE ONE THING
THEIR CAPTAIN DOESN'T REALIZE
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185. AND NEVER WILL IS—
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186. SIR, THEY'VE DOCKED WITH US
AND HAVE COME ABOARD.
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187. THEN I'VE RISKED
ALL AND LOST.
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188. KIF, OLD MAN, I'LL BE
IN THE ESCAPE POD.
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189. IF THAT WICKER CHAIR I LIKE
SURVIVES THE SLAUGHTER
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190. HAVE IT SENT TO MY P.O. BOX.
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191. HELLO, I'M LEELA
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192. CAPTAIN OF THE PLANET EXPRESS
DELIVERY SHIP.
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193. WE'VE COME ABOARD
TO PLEAD FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.
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194. WELL, IF THERE'S
ANYTHING—
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195. I'M IN COMMAND HERE.
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196. ZAPP BRANNIGAN.
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197. HAS MY FAME PRECEDED ME,
OR WAS I TOO QUICK FOR IT?
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198. OH, NOT AT ALL.
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199. I'M JUST SO, UH...
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200. REALLY THRILLED
TO MEET YOU.
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201. YOU'RE AN IMPRESSIVE
PIECE OF CAPTAIN.
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202. BEAUTIFUL AND DEADLY.
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203. A POTENT COMBINATION.
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204. YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
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205. BUT I DO.
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206. I DOUBT I'VE SEEN MORE THAN
THREE OR FOUR CAPTAINS
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207. SEXIER THAN YOU—
AND ONLY ONE WHO WAS DEADLIER.
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208. I HEARD YOU
SINGLE-HANDEDLY
DEFEATED A HORDE
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209. OF RAMPAGING SOMETHINGS IN
THE SOMETHING SOMETHING SYSTEM.
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210. THE KILLBOTS? A TRIFLE.
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211. IT WAS SIMPLY A MATTER
OF OUTSMARTING THEM.
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212. WOW, I NEVER WOULD
HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.
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213. YOU SEE, KILLBOTS HAVE
A PRESET KILL LIMIT.
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214. KNOWING THEIR WEAKNESS
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215. I SENT WAVE AFTER WAVE
OF MY OWN MEN AT THEM
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216. UNTIL THEY REACHED THEIR LIMIT
AND SHUT DOWN.
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217. KIF, SHOW THEM
THE MEDAL I WON.
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218. MORE, PLEASE.
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219. A LITTLE MORE.
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220. MORE.
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221. KEEP GOING.
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222. CAPTAIN BRANNIGAN,
WE REALLY NEED
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223. TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT OUR MISSION.
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224. WHATEVER IT IS,
I'M WILLING TO PUT
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225. WAVE AFTER WAVE OF MEN
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226. RIGHT, MEN?
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227. YOU SUCK!
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228. WE'RE HOPING TO SAVE THE ANIMALS
OF VERGON 6 FROM EXTINCTION.
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229. VERGON 6?
THIS LIGHT DINNER IS OVER.
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230. WAIT. WHAT'S WRONG?
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231. THE DEMOCRATIC ORDER
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232. INTERFERING WITH
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233. IT'S A LITTLE RULE KNOWN
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234. AS "BRANNIGAN'S LAW."
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235. BUT PEOPLE ALREADY
INTERFERED.
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236. THAT PLANET WAS MINED
COMPLETELY HOLLOW.
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237. YES, BY A DEMOCRATIC ORDER
OF PLANETS MINING CREW.
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238. THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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239. I DON'T PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND
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240. I MERELY ENFORCE IT.
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241. FINE. WE'LL SAVE THE ANIMALS
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242. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T ALLOW THAT.
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243. GUARDS.
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244. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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245. HE'S THROWING US
IN PRISON.
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246. DANG.
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247. CAN I GET THIS
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248. OW!
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249. I MIGHT HAVE LIKED
ZAPP BRANNIGAN
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250. IF HE WEREN'T
A POMPOUS DIMWIT
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251. WHO THREW ME
IN PRISON.
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252. YOU REALLY ARE
TOO PICKY.
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253. KIF, FOLLOW ME UP
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254. I'VE GOT SOME MUSING TO DO.
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255. OH, GEEZ.
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256. I'M FACING A FORMIDABLE
FEMALE ADVERSARY, KIF.
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257. SUGGESTIONS?
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258. I FAIL TO SEE
ANY PROBLEM, SIR.
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259. YOU ALREADY IMPRISONED HER
UNDER DIRECTIVE B10.81.
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260. YOU MEAN BRANNIGAN'S LAW?
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261. RIGHT. THAT LAW.
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262. WHICH ONE?
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263. BRANNIGAN'S LAW.
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264. KIF, YOU'RE MY BEST
AND MOST LOYAL FRIEND
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265. BUT YOU'VE EARNED
MY CONTEMPT ONCE AGAIN.
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266. AS MY PROTÉGE,
YOU SHOULD KNOW
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267. THAT THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL
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268. IS TO SEDUCE HER.
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269. OH.
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270. THIS TIME WE ARE SURE
SHE'S A WOMAN, RIGHT?
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271. YES.
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272. GOOD. INVITE HER
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273. OH, AND HAVE THE BOY
LAY OUT MY FORMAL SHORTS.
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274. THE BOY, SIR?
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275. YOU. YOU LAY OUT
MY FORMAL SHORTS.
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276. THE JACKASS WANTS
TO SEE YOU IN
HIS QUARTERS.
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277. GOOD.
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278. THIS WILL BE MY CHANCE
TO REASON WITH HIM
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279. CAPTAIN TO CAPTAIN.
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280. AND HE WANTS YOU
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281. COME AND GET IT.
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282. WELCOME TO MY
HUMBLE CHAMBER
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283. OR AS I CALL IT
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284. THE LOVE-NASIUM.
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285. CHAM-PAG-EN?
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286. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE SUCH
A COIN-A-SEWER.
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287. WELL, I HAVE STUDIED ABROAD...
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288. OR TWO.
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289. - CAPTAIN...
- UH-HUH?
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290. IF WE COULD SPEAK
SERIOUSLY FOR A MOMENT.
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291. - UH-HUH.
- I'D LIKE YOU TO RECONSIDER
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292. LETTING US
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293. MM-HMM.
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294. I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
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295. I FIND IT VERY...
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296. EROTIC.
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297. WHAT?
EROTIC!
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298. EROTIC! EROTIC! EROTIC!
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299. WE CAN DEFINITELY
ESCAPE, BENDER.
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300. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BEND
THE HATCH OFF THIS STEAM PIPE.
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301. HEY, YEAH.
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302. NO GOOD. IT'S FULL OF STEAM.
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303. YOU LOOK LIKE A WOMAN
WHO ENJOYS THE FINER THINGS.
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304. COME OVER HERE
AND FEEL MY VELOUR BEDSPREAD.
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305. I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD.
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306. LEELA, IT'S REAL VELOUR.
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307. JUST LET YOURSELF GO.
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308. CAN I PLEASE JUST GO BACK
TO PRISON?
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309. YOU'D RATHER SIT
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310. THAN SPEND ONE EVENING
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311. MUCH RATHER.
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312. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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313. OH, GOD, I'M PATHETIC.
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314. SORRY.
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315. JUST GO.
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316. YOU WANT THE REST
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317. NO. AND IT'S PRONOUNCED
"CHAMPAGNE."
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318. OH, GOD, NO!
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319. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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320. I GET SO LONELY.
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321. I JUST THOUGHT YOU,
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322. AW, FORGET IT.
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323. YEAH, IT'S GREAT ORDERING
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324. BUT THROUGH IT ALL,
YOU'RE COMPLETELY ALONE.
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325. IT COMES WITH THE JOB.
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326. I'M JUST SO LONELY!
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327. OH, COME ON.
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328. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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329. YOU WANT TO TRY ESCAPING AGAIN?
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330. NAH, I'M COMFY.
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331. MAN, LEELA'S BEEN
GONE A LONG TIME.
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332. I HOPE SHE'S AT LEAST
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333. WITH ZAPP BRANNIGAN.
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334. GOOD MORNING, LOVER.
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335. UH... LISTEN, ZAPP—
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336. NOW YOU'RE
OFFICIALLY
MY WOMAN.
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337. KUDOS.
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338. I CAN'T SAY I DON'T ENVY YOU.
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339. ZAPP, LAST NIGHT WAS A MISTAKE.
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340. A SEXY MISTAKE.
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341. NO, JUST
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342. FOR A SPLIT SECOND
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343. MY COMMON SENSE
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344. A SPLIT SECOND
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345. THAT'S WHY
SOONER OR LATER
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346. YOU'LL COME CRAWLING
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347. THE ONLY KIND OF CRAWLING
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348. FROM.
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349. LEELA, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
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350. LOOK, I'M GOING DOWN
TO VERGON 6
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351. TO SAVE THOSE ANIMALS
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
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352. GO AHEAD. I WON'T STOP YOU.
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353. THREATEN ALL YOU—
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354. WAIT. WHAT?
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355. WE BOTH KNOW YOU WON'T MAKE IT
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356. BEFORE THE CRAVING SETS IN.
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357. THEN YOU'LL COME
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358. FOR ANOTHER TASTE
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359. BAM.
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360. UGH.
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361. KIF.
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362. YES— UGH.
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363. YES, CAPTAIN?
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364. I HAVE MADE IT
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365. INFORM THE MEN.
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366. THE FATSO SAYS
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367. REALLY? WHY?
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368. WHY INDEED?
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369. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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370. NOTHING.
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371. SO, SHOULD WE GET OUR STUFF
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372. WE JUST TALKED,
OKAY?
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373. ALL RIGHT, WE DON'T
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374. TO COLLECT
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375. THE PLANET IS SUPPOSED TO
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376. TWO HOURS AGO.
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377. LOOKING FOR A SNAKE.
LOOKING FOR A SNAKE.
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378. HELLO THERE.
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379. HMM, HE DOESN'T SEEM
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380. SO YOU'RE SAYING
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381. YEAH, BARBECUE.
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382. I'LL WEAR MY
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383. NO.
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384. I DON'T CARE HOW HILARIOUS
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385. WE'RE NOT COOKING HIM.
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386. AW.
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387. I'LL CALL HIM NIBBLER.
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388. AW.
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389. I'LL FIRE UP THE GRILL.
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390. I HOPE HE'LL BE OKAY
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391. WITH ALL THOSE
BIG ANIMALS.
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392. HMM.
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393. YOU KNOW, KIF,
ONCE MY WOMAN RETURNS
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394. I WON'T HAVE MUCH TIME
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395. TO HANG OUT WITH
THE BOYS ANYMORE.
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396. THAT'S A SHAME, SIR.
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397. SO LET'S MAKE THE MOST
OF OUR TIME TOGETHER
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398. SHALL WE?
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399. NEVER MIND.
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400. JUST GIVE ME
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401. I FOUND A PAIR
OF "HERMAPHLAMINGOS."
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402. GOOD. THAT'S
THE LAST SPECIES.
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403. HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
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404. HEY, WHAT THE—
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405. WHERE'D
THEY ALL GO?
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406. NIBBLER!
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407. I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE FLEW HALFWAY
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408. ACROSS THE GALAXY
AND ENJOYED A STEAM
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409. JUST TO GET LUNCH
FOR THAT STUPID ANIMAL.
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410. HE'S PENDING FOR A BENDING.
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411. LEAVE HIM ALONE.
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412. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
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413. HE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE
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414. IS IT, SNUGGUMS?
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415. THE PLANET'S
"KERPLODING."
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416. PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF.
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417. WE'RE OUT OF FUEL.
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418. BENDER, I TOLD YOU
TO FILL THE TANK
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419. BEFORE WE LEFT.
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420. YEAH, I'LL DO IT
WHEN WE GET BACK.
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421. MAN, LUCKY FOR US
ZAPP BRANNIGAN'S NEARBY.
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422. NO WAY. FORGET IT.
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423. I REFUSE TO GO CRAWLING
BACK TO HIM.
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424. WHAT? WHAT ARE
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425. NOTHING. WE JUST TALKED.
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426. SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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427. IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU SLEPT WITH HIM.
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428. OH, MY GOD!
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429. OH, HOW COULD
YOU, LEELA?
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430. I THOUGHT YOU HAD
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431. I MEAN, GEEZ, HE'S
A DUMB GROSS GORILLA.
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432. THAT'S ENOUGH.
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433. DON'T YOU THINK I FEEL
BAD ENOUGH ALREADY?
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434. NO.
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435. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'LL CALL HIM.
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436. I MEAN, IF LIVING IS
THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU.
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437. AND THAT'S WHY YOU'LL
NEVER MAKE CAPTAIN, KIF.
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438. HMM.
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439. Hello, Zapp?
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440. WELL, WELL, WELL.
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441. ZAPP, WE'RE OUT OF FUEL.
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442. And Vergon 6
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443. We need your help.
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444. SO CRAWLING BACK TO THE BIG "Z"
LIKE A BIRD ON ITS BELLY.
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445. DELICIOUS.
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446. Birds don't crawl.
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447. THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO.
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448. LOOK, ARE YOU GOING
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449. Can't you ask
a little more sexfully?
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450. PLEASE...
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451. Big Z.
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452. CERTAINLY.
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453. BUT FIRST YOU'LL HAVE
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454. That's the law, Leela.
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455. AND BRANNIGAN'S LAW
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456. HARD AND FAST.
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457. Now put that greasy rat outside
and we'll tow you to safety.
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458. I WOULD NEVER ABANDON
A HELPLESS ANIMAL.
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459. YOU KNOW, ZAPP, ONCE I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A BIG, POMPOUS BUFFOON.
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460. THEN I REALIZED THAT INSIDE,
YOU WERE JUST A PITIFUL CHILD.
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461. BUT NOW I REALIZE
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462. IS A BIG, POMPOUS BUFFOON.
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463. And which one rocked your world?
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464. WOW, WAY TO TELL
THAT GUY OFF.
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465. NOW WHAT'S YOUR
SECRET ESCAPE PLAN?
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466. UH... I GUESS TO SIT HERE
AND WAIT FOR DEATH.
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467. CAN DO.
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468. WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?
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469. PHEW!
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470. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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471. IT'S DARK MATTER.
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472. SO THIS GUY JUST UNLOADED
A STEAMING PILE
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473. OF STARSHIP FUEL?
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474. HIS SPECIES MUST HAVE FILLED
THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH IT.
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475. DID YOU DO THAT,
YOU CUTE LITTLE—
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476. COME ON.
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477. THAT SHOULD BE MORE
THAN ENOUGH FUEL
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478. TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
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479. BENDER, PICK IT UP
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480. WE MADE IT!
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481. AND SOME
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482. SO A COUPLE OF ANIMALS
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483. DIDN'T DIE,
AND LEELA GOT LUCKY.
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484. THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A SUCCESSFUL MISSION.
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485. WE'RE HEROES!
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486. DEAR CAPTAIN'S DIARY—
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487. I MAY NOT HAVE FOUND LOVE
ON THIS MISSION
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488. BUT I DID FIND
A CUTE LITTLE COMPANION
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489. WHO EXCRETES STARSHIP FUEL,
AND THAT'S JUST AS GOOD.
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490. STARDATE, UH—
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491. APRIL 13.
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492. APRIL 13, POINT TWO.
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493. WE HAVE FAILED TO UPHOLD
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494. HOWEVER, I DID MAKE IT
WITH A HOT ALIEN BABE.
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495. AND IN THE END, IS THAT NOT
WHAT MAN HAS DREAMT OF
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496. SINCE FIRST HE LOOKED UP
AT THE STARS?
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497. KIF, I'M ASKING YOU
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