Futurama 1x2

Directed by Peter Avanzino

For the crew's first mission, they must deliver a crate full of toys for an arcade game to the moon. Fry is very excited, while it is not really a big deal in the year 3000. Fry tries to persuade Leela to go exploring on the moon, while Amy tries to recover the keys to the Planet Express Ship.

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1. I'D LIKE YOUR OPINION ON OUR COMMERCIAL.

2. I'VE PAID TO HAVE IT AIRED DURING THE SUPER BOWL.

3. - WOW. - NOT ON THE SAME CHANNEL, OF COURSE.

4. Interplanetary deliveries— what a headache.

5. Evans, where is that package from Earth?

6. - Uh—

7. I'm not Evans!

8. He should have used Planet Express.

9. When those other companies aren't brave or foolhardy enough to go

10. trust Planet Express for reliable, on-time delivery.

11. Here's your package, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob.

12. Good work, Evans.

13. You've got a future around here.

14. Thank you, sir.

15. Planet Express.

16. Our crew is replaceable,

17. your package isn't.

18. GIANT BIRDS LIKE THAT?

19. NO, NO, THAT WAS ALL JUST SPECIAL EFFECTS.

20. NOW, LET'S HAVE BREAKFAST.

21. I HOPE EVERYONE LIKES EGGS.

22. I'M NEVER GOING TO GET USED TO THE 31st CENTURY.

23. CAFFEINATED BACON?

24. BACONATED GRAPEFRUIT?

25. ADMIRAL CRUNCH?

26. WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT

27. TRY SOME ARCHDUKE CHOCULA.

28. AH, HERMES.

29. CREW, MEET HERMES CONRAD.

30. MY DELIVERY BUSINESS.

31. PAYS THE BILLS, NOTIFIES NEXT OF KIN, WHAT HAVE YOU.

32. THROUGH THE SLOT LAST NIGHT.

33. NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE CAPTAIN?

34. OH, MY. I HAVEN'T PICKED A NEW CAPTAIN YET.

35. IT'S ALWAYS SO HARD TO CHOOSE.

36. OOH. OOH-OOH, OOH-OOH-OOH.

37. MMM... YOU.

38. OKAY, CAPTAIN,

39. OF THE UNFORESEEN.

40. "DEATH BY AIRLOCK FAILURE." MM-HMM.

41. "DEATH BY BRAIN PARASITE." YAH.

42. "DEATH BY SONIC DIARRHEA."

43. OH-HO, YOU DON'T WANT THAT.

44. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW

45. AS LITTLE DYING AS POSSIBLE.

46. SIGN THE PAPER.

47. AND NOW, FRY, BEFORE

48. YOU'LL NEED TO SEE OUR STAFF DOCTOR.

49. I SHOULD WARN YOU, THOUGH, HE'S A LITTLE... UNUSUAL.

50. HE WEARS SANDALS.

51. DR. ZOIDBERG, THIS IS FRY, THE NEW DELIVERY BOY.

52. HE NEEDS A PHYSICAL.

53. EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

54. YOU'LL BE FINE.

55. NOW, OPEN YOUR MOUTH

56. AND LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THAT BRAIN.

57. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT MOUTH.

58. I ONLY HAVE ONE.

59. REALLY?

60. UH... IS THERE A HUMAN DOCTOR AROUND?

61. YOUNG LADY, I'M AN EXPERT ON HUMANS.

62. PICK A MOUTH, OPEN IT, AND SAY

63. WHAT? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!

64. GET OUT.

65. DEAR LORD, BENDER, YOU'RE FILTHY.

66. YEAH, LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE CRAP IN YOUR NECK.

67. AMY, WHY DON'T YOU

68. THE CLEANING PICK?

69. OKAY.

70. I GO LIKE THIS?

71. OW!

72. A LITTLE.

73. WELL, THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M AS HEALTHY AS A CRAB.

74. SPACE NOW?

75. CLEANING BENDER.

76. OH, AND FRY—

77. THIS IS OUR INTERN, AMY WONG.

78. SHE'S AN ENGINEERING STUDENT OF MINE.

79. SAME BLOOD TYPE AS ME.

80. HEY, YOU'RE THE UNFROZEN GUY FROM THE 20th CENTURY, RIGHT?

81. LAST TIME I CHECKED.

82. HANG ON. AMY WONG, OF THE MARS WONGS?

83. LOOK, WE'RE NOT AS RICH AS EVERYBODY SAYS.

84. UH-HUH. WHAT SORORITY DO YOU BELONG TO?

85. KAPPA KAPPA WONG.

86. HEY, RICH GIRL!

87. LOOK OVER HERE.

88. IT'S ME, BENDER.

89. I'M BEING ENTERTAINING.

90. ALL RIGHT, SHOW'S OVER. I'M TIRED.

91. AH, TO BE YOUNG AGAIN...

92. AND ALSO A ROBOT.

93. UH! NOW, AS I RECALL

94. A PACKAGE TO DELIVER.

95. FINALLY. COME ON, BENDER. LET'S MOSEY.

96. NICE CATCH, IDIOT.

97. SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING ANYWAY?

98. THE MOON.

99. THE MOO— THE MOON?

100. THE MOON MOON?

101. WOW, I'M GOING TO BE

102. NO ONE EVER HEARD OF.

103. OH! I LOVE STUFF LIKE THE MOON.

104. CAN I COME, LEELA?

105. WELL... I GUESS SO.

106. JUST BE CAREFUL.

107. I'D LIKE TO HOLD OFF

108. MY SECOND DAY AS CAPTAIN.

109. GO WRONG.

110. THE BLOOD.

111. CAN I DO THE COUNTDOWN?

112. HUH? OH, SURE.

113. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

114. TEN, NINE...

115. OKAY, WE'RE HERE.

116. SIX, FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. BLASTOFF.

117. HURRY UP.

118. I WANT TO SEE THE MOON.

119. RELAX, IT'S OPEN TILL 9:00.

120. THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR FRY—

121. FOR ADMISSION.

122. WOW.

123. UM... CAN I HAVE CUTS?

124. HMM... MM...

125. NO.

126. YOU'RE NOT GOING

127. AN AMUSEMENT PARK ON THE MOON.

128. GUH! IT'S THE HAPPIEST PLACE ORBITING EARTH.

129. LET'S GO ALREADY.

130. FRY, WE HAVE A CRATE TO DELIVER.

131. LET'S JUST DUMP IT

132. AND SAY WE DELIVERED IT.

133. TOO MUCH WORK.

134. LET'S BURN IT AND SAY

135. WE DUMPED IT IN THE SEWER.

136. OKAY, IF EVERYONE'S FINISHED

137. I HAD MORE, BUT YOU GO AHEAD.

138. WE'LL DELIVER THAT CRATE

139. AND THEN WE'LL GO HOME.

140. BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE MOON BEFORE.

141. OH, ALL RIGHT.

142. WE'LL DELIVER THAT CRATE

143. AND THEN WE'LL GO RIDE THE BUMPER CARS.

144. AMY, WHY DON'T YOU HELP FRY HOIST DOWN THE CRATE?

145. WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

146. JUST BE CAREFUL.

147. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

148. I MEAN, ONLY ONE EYE.

149. I MEAN, YES, SIR— UM, MA'AM.

150. CLEAR? CLEAR.

151. READY TO HOIST?

152. READY.

153. OW!

154. MY FIRST SPACE DELIVERY.

155. GREETINGS, MOON MAN.

156. WE COME IN PEACE.

157. I AM FRY, FROM THE PLANET EARTH.

158. WISE GUY, HUH?

159. IF I WASN'T SO LAZY

160. I'D PUNCH YOU IN THE STOMACH.

161. BUT YOU ARE LAZY, RIGHT?

162. OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED.

163. HI! I'M CRATERFACE.

164. WELCOME TO LUNA PARK.

165. I'LL HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR ALCOHOL, SIR.

166. THAN YOU HAVE TRIED.

167. MY SELF-RESPECT.

168. UGH, WHO BUYS THIS TRASH?

169. FOR OTHER IDIOTS.

170. HEY, I GOT YOU GUYS REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS.

171. GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF!

172. GET IT— UH-OH.

173. KEEP THOSE THINGS OFF OF ME.

174. MY INHIBITION UNIT.

175. LIKE SOME CRAZY FOLKSINGER?

176. YES. I GUESS A ROBOT

177. TO WANT TO BE A FOLKSINGER.

178. BENDER! HEY, BENDER! OVER HERE!

179. OH, GEEZ, I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THAT GUY.

180. Monsanto presents...

181. The Goophy Gopher Revue.

182. THAN AN EARTH ROCK?

183. BECAUSE IT'S A LITTLE "METEOR."

184. THIS IS WEAK.

185. TO THE MONSANTO CORPORATION.

186. WHAT'S WRONG, FRY?

187. I DON'T KNOW.

188. BUT IT'S JUST SO ARTIFICIAL.

189. THE GRAVITY, THE AIR, THE GOPHERS.

190. YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAY ON EARTH.

191. THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO SEE.

192. AROUND LIKE AN ASTRONAUT.

193. SCREW THIS PHONY STUFF.

194. IS WHAT'S FUN.

195. IT'S BORING OUT THERE.

196. YEAH. YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY

197. AND DOESN'T WANT TO SEE THE "SEXATERIA."

198. ON THE LUNAR ROVER RIDE.

199. AND THE LINE'S SHORT

200. BECAUSE IT'S EDUCATIONAL.

201. I DON'T CARE HOW EDUCATIONAL IT IS.

202. LET'S DO IT!

203. NEXT YEAR IN JERUSALEM!

204. TWO ADULTS, PLEASE.

205. FINALLY, GET READY FOR SOME SERIOUS MOON ACTION.

206. The story of lunar exploration

207. started with one man—

208. a man with a dream.

209. ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE—

210. BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

211. WOW.

212. ASTRONAUTS WERE SO FAT.

213. THAT'S NOT AN ASTRONAUT.

214. IT'S A TV COMEDIAN.

215. BEATING HIS WIFE.

216. WOW! I COULD SWEAR I WAS REALLY PLAYING VIRTUAL SKEEBALL.

217. HMM? LOOK, IT'S THAT CRATE

218. THROW IN THE SEWER.

219. THE KEYS TO THE SHIP!

220. INTO THE CRATE.

221. AW, LEELA'S GOING TO KILL ME.

222. NAH. SHE'LL PROBABLY MAKE ME DO IT.

223. THOSE KEYS OUT FOR ME?

224. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A GUY WHO'S NOT LAZY?

225. No one knows where, when or how man first landed on the Moon.

226. I DO.

227. But our Fungineers think

228. it might have happened something like this.

229. THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED.

230. OH, REALLY?

231. I DON'T SEE YOU WITH A FUNGINEERING DEGREE.

232. THIS IS STUPID.

233. I'M TAKING THIS THING OUT TO THE REAL MOON.

234. FRY, NO.

235. AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET US GET IN ANY TROUBLE.

236. BESIDES, THE CAR'S ON A TRACK.

237. NOT FOR LONG.

238. OH! OW! OOH!

239. I DIED DOING WHAT I LOVED.

240. OKAY, YOU'RE ON THE SURFACE.

241. NOW, I'LL GIVE YOU TEN MINUTES.

242. THEN YOU'LL GET BORED,

243. FOR BEING SUCH A JERK.

244. AGREED? AGREED.

245. YEE-HA!

246. WHOO!

247. YEAH! CRANK UP THE RADIO!

248. YEE-HA!

249. TIME'S UP.

250. AT THE NEXT CRATER.

251. NO, NOT YET.

252. MOON LANDING SITE?

253. THAT'S CRAZY. IT'S BEEN LOST FOR CENTURIES.

254. WELL, I'M FEELING LUCKY.

255. OOH! OW! OOH!

256. UH... I'M READY TO GO BACK NOW.

257. WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

258. IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

259. HELP ME, LEELA!

260. WHOO!

261. YOU DID IT.

262. WE'RE SAFE.

263. NO. NOW WE'RE GOING TO DIE.

264. IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

265. HEY, LOOK WHAT I WON FROM A TOURIST'S POCKET.

266. SHUT UP.

267. YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME.

268. COME ON, IT'S JUST LIKE MAKING LOVE.

269. YOU KNOW, LEFT, DOWN, ROTATE 62 DEGREES

270. ENGAGE ROTOR.

271. TO MAKE LOVE.

272. HERE, LET ME DO IT.

273. MUST BE RIGGED.

274. THAT'S HER, OFFICERS.

275. THAT'S THE WOMAN

276. FOR EVIL.

277. YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING TO GO

278. WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS.

279. IN FACT, FORGET THE PARK.

280. I'M SORRY, LEELA.

281. I CAN'T GO ON ANY FURTHER.

282. IN THAT BARN OVER THERE.

283. OH, THANK GOD.

284. TRESPASSERS, EH?

285. NO, SIR. WE'RE AMUSEMENT PARK PATRONS.

286. OH, THAT'S A WICKED, SINFUL PLACE.

287. TILT-A-WHIRL'S OKAY

288. BUT THE REST IS MIGHTY WICKED.

289. AND WE'RE OUT OF OXYGEN.

290. CAN WE BORROW SOME?

291. "BORRY?"

292. LOOKY HERE, CITY GIRL, OXYGEN DON'T GROW ON TREES.

293. YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN IT

294. ON MY HYDROPONIC FARM.

295. THEME PARK AT SUNUP.

296. CHORES FOR A FEW HOURS.

297. FRY, NIGHT LASTS TWO WEEKS ON THE MOON.

298. YEP. DROPS DOWN TO MINUS 173.

299. FAHRENHEIT OR CELSIUS?

300. FIRST ONE, THAN THE OTHER.

301. AIN'T' A-HEATED

302. SO YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE TILL SUNRISE.

303. YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE BARN.

304. JUST DON'T BE A-TOUCHIN'

305. DAUGHTERS, YOU HEAR?

306. ROBOT DAUGHTERS?

307. THIS HERE'S LULABELLE 7...

308. YOO-HOO.

309. 128-K...

310. YOO-HOO.

311. AND THE CRUSHINATOR.

312. YOO-HOO.

313. WHOO!

314. AND GO BACK TO THE PARK.

315. BUT OH, NO. THE PARK WAS TOO PHONY.

316. WE HAD TO SEE THE REAL MOON.

317. AND IT WAS GREAT.

318. AND... AND... THESE FELLAS.

319. THE MOON IS A DUMP.

320. IT'S A BORING DRIED-UP WASTELAND.

321. LITTLE AMUSEMENT PARK.

322. CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT?

323. I GUESS I CAN'T.

324. I'LL LEARN YOU TO SLEEP WITH MY ROBOT DAUGHTERS.

325. HE'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE.

326. BENDER?

327. UH, BENDER, YOU DIDN'T TOUCH

328. THE CRUSHINATOR, DID YOU?

329. OF COURSE NOT.

330. YOU GOT TO ROMANCE FIRST.

331. OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

332. COME HERE, CRUSHINATOR.

333. YES, PA.

334. IT'S TOO LOW. HANG ON.

335. HANG ON. JUMP.

336. HOLD ON TO YOUR HELMET.

337. WHOA!

338. OH, BOY. YES!

339. GOLDURN IT, CRUSHINATOR, JUMP!

340. NO, PA.

341. I LOVE HIM.

342. OH!

343. HEY, COOL.

344. DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.

345. NIGHTFALL'S COMING.

346. HURRY, BEFORE WE FREEZE.

347. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE, MAMMAL?

348. OH, DEAR.

349. DO SOMETHING.

350. IN MY PAJAMAS.

351. WE CAN'T OUTRUN IT FOREVER.

352. OVER THERE.

353. LOOK!

354. IT'S THE MOON LANDING SITE.

355. WE FOUND IT.

356. QUICK, GET IN.

357. IT'S THAT FLAG FROM MTV

358. AND NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FOOTPRINT.

359. HEY, MY FOOT'S BIGGER.

360. LEELA, ISN'T THIS THE GREATEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

361. FRY, LOOK AROUND.

362. IT'S JUST A CRUMMY

363. AND A DEAD MAN'S TRACKS IN THE DUST.

364. NOW, GET IN HERE BEFORE YOU FREEZE.

365. OH, NO ROOM FOR BENDER, HUH?

366. FINE, I'LL GO BUILD

367. AND HOOKERS.

368. IN FACT, FORGET THE LUNAR LANDER AND THE BLACKJACK.

369. AH, SCREW THE WHOLE THING.

370. WELL, IF THE OXYGEN

371. TO STARVE TO DEATH.

372. LOOK, LEELA, I'M SORRY.

373. DRAGGED YOU OUT HERE.

374. THAT'S RIGHT.

375. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

376. I STILL DON'T GET WHAT THE BIG ATTRACTION IS.

377. OH... I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY THIS

378. BUT A THOUSAND YEARS AGO,

379. BEING AN ASTRONAUT.

380. I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GRADES OR THE PHYSICAL ENDURANCE.

381. PLUS, I THREW UP A LOT

382. SPENDING A WEEK WITH ME.

383. A WEEK WOULD BE A LITTLE MUCH.

384. THE MOON WAS LIKE THIS AWESOME, ROMANTIC, MYSTERIOUS THING

385. HOW MUCH YOU WANTED TO.

386. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT.

387. ONCE YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE, IT'S JUST A BIG DULL ROCK.

388. THE WAY I USED TO.

389. FRY, LOOK.

390. BEAUTIFUL.

391. I DON'T KNOW WHY I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE.

392. CRUSHINATOR, EH, ROBOT?

393. WELL, I GOT YOU THIS TIME.

394. IT'S AMY.

395. WE'RE SAVED.

396. AMY?

397. WHERE'D SHE LEARN TO OPERATE THE CONTROLS LIKE THAT?

398. NOT THE MAGNET.

399. NO! NO! NO!

400. UH-OH.

401. I'LL KILL YOU, AMY.

402. AH, DANG IT.

403. HEY, I'M PRETTY GOOD.

404. SO, FRY, WAS THE REAL MOON

405. YOU USED TO DREAM ABOUT?

406. UH... CLOSE ENOUGH.

407. ONE MORE TIME!