Fullmetal Alchemist 1x13

Directed by Masahiro Andou

Ed reports back to Mustang in East City, where discussion of Doctor Marcoh and the Philosopher's Stone leads to a duel between Ed and the colonel.

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1. EAST CITY EASTERN COMMAND CENTER.

2. - We're here. - Yes, we are.

3. - What's the matter, brother? - Don't you know yet?

4. I will have to listen to the colonel's long-winded, snide remarks again.

5. "You struck out on the Philosopher's Stone at Liore."

6. Just how much more of the military's budget

7. are you going to spend on this fool's errand?

8. I don't see Edward around.

9. I'm right here!

10. Sorry, sorry, I didn't see you there behind my paperwork.

11. But like you said, we're here now. So I guess I've got no choice.

12. Let's go, Al.

13. Al? AI?

14. Al!

15. Sorry, sorry!

16. What are you up to?

17. What was that?

18. Man cannot obtain anything without first sacrificing something.

19. In order to obtain anything, something of equal value is required.

20. That is alchemy's Law of Equivalent Exchange.

21. At the time, we believed that to be the true way of the world.

22. FULLMETAL VS FLAME

23. - What's the matter, Breda? - Havoc, watch out!

24. Over there! Over there!

25. What do we have here?

26. I believe it's a dog. Carnivora canidae. The scientific name is...

27. That's not what I was asking, Warrant Officer Falman.

28. I beg your pardon, Lt. Hawkeye.

29. I'm terribly sorry. I found him this morning.

30. Master Sgt. Fuery!

31. Oh, you're keeping him?

32. I wish I could, but as I'm sure you know, Lt. Havoc,

33. animals are not permitted in the dormitories.

34. You can't keep him here in the office because of that.

35. He was shivering out in the rain, and I felt so sorry for him.

36. Will anyone else keep him?

37. I'm in the dorms, too.

38. No way. I hate dogs.

39. Okay, I guess I'll take him. I do like dogs, after all.

40. Thank you so much, Lieutenant!

41. I hear they're good when stir-fried.

42. Out here in the Eastern country, they raise them for food.

43. The redder ones in particular...

44. - Let's look for another master. - Right.

45. I'm kidding!

46. - Excuse me, are you busy? - Edward, Alphonse, you're back.

47. What's that?

48. Why, you! Al, come here!

49. Edward, your report...!

50. I'll go see the colonel directly!

51. We don't have the capacity nor the conditions to keep him.

52. You can't just go picking up animals.

53. But he was shivering out in the rain. I can keep him, right?

54. No! Go drop him off where you found him.

55. Brother, you idiot! You're not human!

56. Don't run! Think about the poor cat!

57. I know! I know!

58. It sounds like you really did quite a number on all of this.

59. The town of Liore?

60. You're the one who gave me the information about the fake Philosopher's Stone, right?

61. But I never told you to drive the Minister from his position.

62. As a result, the town has come under the rule of the Eastern Command Center, right?

63. Hey, don't tell me that's what you were after in the first place!

64. I heard that in Xenotime, the great landowner Mugear has gone missing,

65. and that his mansion has collapsed.

66. Yeah? Where was this Xenotime again?

67. I wonder if I could get you to submit a report on the red water, too.

68. There was also an inquiry from the police in the tourist resort of Aquroya.

69. Is it true that Psiren's unmasked face is beautiful?

70. What you're trying to say is that you're aware of everything we do, right?

71. Fullmetal, why don't you try settling down for a change?

72. Are you telling me to become one of your lackeys?

73. There's something we want to accomplish.

74. The Philosopher's Stone?

75. But it has been three years and you haven't found it.

76. I'll find it, no matter what!

77. Colonel, do you know the name Marcoh?

78. He's a doctor and an alchemist who showed up in Xenotime five years ago.

79. Apparently, he cured the poisoning caused by the red water,

80. something no one else could cure, with some kind of alchemy.

81. I figured that the military would at least know the name of someone that skilled.

82. I don't remember anything.

83. But I will check it out.

84. Colonel.

85. This is an unexpected pleasure, Brigadier General.

86. As of today, we will be using this place as a temporary Central Command Center.

87. Temporary Central Command Center?

88. What a hassle this must be! At ease, at ease.

89. Führer, your Excellency!

90. Henceforth, His Excellency, the Führer, and the chief command personnel

91. will be observing the Eastern Region.

92. Look at all those chains!

93. Those are the silver watches which prove that they are State Alchemists.

94. So that means everyone here is a State Alchemist?

95. Look, look! Elicia can ride a tricycle.

96. She follows me around everywhere.

97. You're the same as ever, Major.

98. I've got more. Wanna see?

99. No, but you know,

100. if you're going to come see us, you could have said something ahead of time.

101. But I wanted to see the surprised look on Mustang's face!

102. Oh, and I'm a Lt. Colonel now.

103. I'm in charge of investigations at the Court-Martial Office.

104. Then you should be in Central, right?

105. What can I do?

106. All of the prominent bigwigs are trying to run away from Central

107. I mean… By the way…

108. Any progress with the Philosopher's Stone?

109. We might be getting closer.

110. Right now, I'm searching for a man named Doctor Marcoh.

111. But the colonel won't tell me anything.

112. Are you sure he just doesn't know?

113. Nah, that bastard is definitely hiding something...

114. You just said "Marcoh," didn't you?

115. - Brigadier General Grand. - The Iron Blood Alchemist.

116. By "Marcoh," do you mean the deserter, Marcoh?

117. Six years ago, many State Alchemists were called to the Eastern Rebellion.

118. However, Marcoh deserted the battlefield before it came to an end

119. and has been missing ever since.

120. Deserter?

121. Don't know him.

122. Doctor Marcoh. Doctor Marcoh. Damn.

123. Sure enough, all records of him have been erased!

124. At this point,

125. I guess I'll just have to flatten the colonel and beat it out of him!

126. Flatten him, brother?

127. Hey, are you still...?

128. Well, you know, it hasn't stopped raining yet.

129. Yo! I forgot to mention something important earlier.

130. What is it?

131. Well, because of the situation,

132. this year's assessments will temporarily be held here, rather than at Central.

133. Assessments?

134. You mean the assessments to renew certifications for State Alchemists?

135. I'll let you know later about the provisions and such...

136. - Hang on, Major. - That's Lt. Colonel to you!

137. In that case, I'd like to try a new way of handling the assessment.

138. Right?

139. {\an8}Battle assessment?

140. Is there even such a thing?

141. The alchemists conduct a mock battle,

142. and the contest itself is what gets assessed.

143. And Edward himself requested to do this?

144. Not only that, he volunteered to go against the colonel?

145. Still, if they went at it seriously, which one do you think is stronger?

146. That'd be the colonel, wouldn't it?

147. Nah, you can't take Fullmetal too lightly, either.

148. But when you think about the stories of the colonel's activities

149. during the Eastern Rebellion…

150. Why would Mr. Edward propose such a thing?

151. I heard that if he wins, the colonel would have to keep a cat.

152. A cat?

153. Well, I guess we can't have the colonel taking this guy?

154. Yes?

155. A dog.

156. How nice!

157. - Really? - Of course!

158. They are loyal above all else!

159. They follow their master's orders unconditionally!

160. Treat them cruelly, and they don't come.

161. And they don't require a salary!

162. Indeed, they are mankind's servants!

163. By the way, Colonel, are you going to accept Edward's challenge?

164. I can't go all-out against a child.

165. It will be a shame that I cannot display my true valor.

166. Sounds interesting. I will permit this battle assessment.

167. But…! You can use the entire parade grounds.

168. That way, we won't have to worry about collateral damage.

169. It's not as though you weren't sure of yourself.

170. Go on, fight the Fullmetal Alchemist.

171. I'm just going to dutifully obey their words for now.

172. At least until I achieve the rank of Führer

173. and gain absolute power over the military.

174. I think you might want to be more discreet about such inappropriate declarations.

175. Still, what could your purpose be in saying something so presumptuous?

176. That's a stupid question.

177. Once I become Führer…

178. All female military personnel will wear miniskirts!

179. Colonel, I will follow you for the rest of my life!

180. All right!

181. What pleasure!

182. Ladies and gentlemen!

183. Welcome to the Eastern Command Center Festival!

184. And incidentally, this is…

185. This is my daughter, who turned three this year!

186. Elicia! Elicia!

187. And now, we'll move directly to today's main event!

188. In the red corner, the Flame Alchemist

189. Roy Mustang!

190. You devil!

191. Only get yourself promoted, will you?

192. Give me back my girlfriend!

193. In the blue corner, the Fullmetal Alchemist

194. Edward Elric!

195. Where is he?

196. - Wow, he's so small! - I can't see him!

197. - Is he a grade-schooler? - Good luck, bean sprout!

198. - Small? Don't call me small! - Calm down, brother.

199. Fine, then.

200. Today will be a great day,

201. when I bust the colonel's pompous mug in front of everyone!

202. But brother, we're indebted to the colonel.

203. He's overworked me, saying he'd let our secret out!

204. So, what's your strategy?

205. Hit him with my fist!

206. The assessment doesn't matter to me.

207. If I win, you're giving me your information on Doctor Marcoh.

208. That, and you're taking care of the cat.

209. All right, then…

210. Ready…! Fight!

211. Too slow!

212. Give me some warning, damn it!

213. "A soldier favors foolish haste above cleverness."

214. That means press the battle quickly, and end the battle quickly.

215. Those flames are coming out of nowhere.

216. Oh, is this the first time you've seen the colonel do that?

217. His right glove is made of a special fabric called ignition cloth.

218. If you rub it hard, it creates sparks.

219. All that's left is for him to adjust the density of oxygen in the air,

220. and then, "boom!"

221. Sorry!

222. Now, then…

223. It sure is hard to hit such a small target!

224. Don't call me small!

225. "If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him."

226. Don't fall for the enemy's taunts.

227. You've gotta be kidding!

228. Perhaps I overdid it a bit.

229. There you are!

230. Shit!

231. Now you can't shoot any more flames!

232. You're mine!

233. What?

234. "All war is deception."

235. Even sneak attacks make for worthy strategies, Fullmetal.

236. Just do it.

237. You don't have to tell me.

238. That's enough! That was a magnificent fight!

239. - We are honored by your words of praise. - Hold on! We're not through yet!

240. But if you go any further,

241. it will be harder to tidy up afterward, won't it?

242. They've got no choice. They were both ordered to fix everything.

243. This is why I didn't want to do this.

244. Colonel, why did you hold back?

245. Your last shot, you had enough time to finish me off.

246. It's been years since then,

247. but there was something called the Ishvalan Rebellion.

248. In the East, when the Ishvalans clashed with the military?

249. I saw… many unpleasant things.

250. Doctor Marcoh, who deserted the battle, was the most sensible man among us.

251. I still think so, even now.

252. Is that why you kept quiet about him?

253. But then again, perhaps you should meet Marcoh.

254. He's alive?

255. Colonel, you still haven't told me why you stopped on that last shot.

256. Nah, never mind.

257. If there are no other volunteers to keep him

258. - I will do it. - Really?

259. Hey, now. Don't go doing that.

260. I impose strict discipline.

261. Come, the bathroom is over here. Got that, Black Hayate?

262. Black Hayate?

263. About the town of Liore, in Ed's report…

264. Did you know that General Hakuro's detachment had been dispatched there?

265. I hear there's a terrible civil war going on there.

266. Ed wrote that the Minister had fallen,

267. and that the people will finally open their eyes.

268. The Minister is doing fine.

269. I understand he's inciting the citizens to wage war against the military.

270. I can't be sure whether it's the same minister that Ed defeated or not, though.

271. Are you going to send Ed in again to investigate?

272. He believes he's saved the town. We can let him believe that.

273. He'll find out on his own sometime.

274. We already got the information on Marcoh from the colonel.

275. We can't ask him to take care of this, too.

276. It would go against the Law of Equivalent Exchange.

277. Yes, it would.

278. Sorry, this is all we can do for you.

279. Isn't it about time you told me?

280. You're not here to observe us.

281. The bigwigs conned the Führer into fleeing here.

282. In Central alone, five State Alchemists and staff

283. have already been killed.

284. East City…

285. Fullmetal Alchemist…

286. Episode 14: "Destruction's Right Hand".

287. Even if all of the State Alchemists are your enemies,

288. I won't let you kill brother!