1. I'm sorry, did you just say it's Rachel?
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2. Yes.
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3. Um, you like Rachel?
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4. Yes. I like Rachel.
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5. Rachel?
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6. Yeah. Okay, but look, you know...
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7. You know who else I like? You.
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8. And it doesn't get said enough.
I like you, Ross.
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9. - "Rachel" Rachel?
- It's not a big deal.
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10. It's not a big deal?
I'm sorry, I just...
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11. What about the stuff you said?
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12. How you can't stop thinking about her?
How you can't sleep?
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13. I'm an actor, you know?
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14. As a group, we tend to be
overdramatic.
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15. Rachel-who's-carrying-my-baby Rachel?
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16. I know it's bad.
And I know it's wrong, okay?
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17. It's not like anything's
ever gonna happen.
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18. These are just feelings.
They'll go away.
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19. You know, I gotta go.
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20. Hey, Ross...
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21. You know, I just have one...
Rachel?
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22. Rachel?
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23. Rachel?
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24. Oh, oh! Okay, she's kicking.
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25. She's growing inside you.
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26. - Whoa!
- Oh.
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27. - That was a big one.
- That's the youngest girl to reject me.
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28. - You guys!
- Hey there.
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29. Let me ask you.
Do you believe in soul mates?
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30. Oh, yes, I do.
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31. There's one person out there
for everyone.
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32. You know how you find him?
Stop looking.
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33. I've stopped looking
for Russell Crowe.
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34. He'll find me.
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35. Uh-huh. And you?
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36. No. I believe that, uh, certain people are
more suited for each other, but...
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37. - Soul mates? I don't think they exist.
- Good.
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38. - Why?
- Well, last night, I met Monica's.
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39. - What?
- Yeah.
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40. I had a date with this guy.
I swear he's her other half.
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41. You don't think there's somebody
better suited for Monica than me?
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42. Well, what's he like?
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43. - He's tall. He has brown hair.
- Of course.
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44. A tall guy with hair similar to mine?
Oh, unknowable universe!
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45. - He works with food.
- Oh, sure. Older?
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46. - Obviously. And he's British.
- I was just gonna ask!
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47. Yeah? And he's so centered,
and mature and confident.
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48. It's so sad they never met.
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49. Luckily, the guy she settled for
can't hear you.
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50. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Maybe I'm wrong.
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51. We're going out again.
I'll find out more.
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52. He's meant for her,
and you're gonna date him?
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53. He may not be my soul mate,
but a girl's gotta eat.
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54. - Hey.
- Hey.
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55. I talked to Joey.
I wanted to see you.
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56. I still can't believe it.
Joey and Rachel?
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57. It's like you and me going out,
only weirder.
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58. I know you're hurting...
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59. but don't say that again.
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60. What if they marry?
He'd be the stepfather of my child.
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61. You don't need to worry.
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62. He'll never tell her how he feels.
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63. If he did, you don't know
how she'd react.
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64. Sure, women never like Joey.
I think he's a virgin.
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65. - He isn't thinking about going for her.
- He's not?
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66. All he's thinking about
is how you're taking this.
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67. It's freaking him out.
He wants to move to Vermont.
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68. - Why?
- He wants to leave the country.
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69. He thinks you hate him.
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70. Hate him?
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71. No, I don't hate him.
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72. It's just, it's Rachel. You know?
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73. I can't even imagine how hard
this must be for you...
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74. but I don't want you
to lose Joey over it.
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75. Right now, he needs to know
that you're still his friend.
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76. Okay, I'll talk to him.
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77. I'd do it soon.
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78. He just asked me how to convert
his dollars into Vermont money.
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79. - Oh, hi!
- Hi.
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80. - Chandler, Monica, this is Don.
- Hello.
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81. - Hello, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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82. Soul mate.
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83. - What are you guys doing?
- We had lunch at Adriatica.
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84. - What's with the sun-dried tomatoes?
- I know! Is this 1985?
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85. - That's what I said! Isn't it strange?
- Not really.
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86. What's wrong with sun-dried tomatoes?
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87. On a barbecued-chicken pizza?
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88. No?
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89. - What restaurants do you like?
- Octavio. 27-and-7.
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90. - There's this place, Alessandro's.
- Oh, my God! I'm the chef!
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91. You're kidding!
Your food is fantastic!
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92. I want to talk about your menu.
Anyone want coffee?
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93. If you're talking about me,
I'll go with you.
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94. What are you doing?
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95. I swear, I didn't know you guys
would be here.
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96. You don't believe in soul mates, so...
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97. I believe in handsome strangers
who hit on my wife.
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98. Just because I think they're soul mates
doesn't mean anything'll happen.
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99. - Phoebe? Good work.
- Yeah?
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100. He's great. I love him.
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101. Don't worry, we'll find you
someone else.
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102. - Hey.
- Hey.
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103. I understand if you came by to hit me.
I deserve it.
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104. No, I don't want to hit you.
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105. What, then? Kick me?
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106. No.
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107. Bite me?
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108. I don't want to do anything to you.
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109. I just want to say I'm not
mad at you...
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110. and that I certainly
do not hate you.
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111. I just came here to say that.
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112. Hey, wait, Ross?
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113. You wanna come in
for a beer or something?
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114. Yeah, sure.
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115. You got any beer?
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116. All I got is melon stuff
that Rachel left.
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117. Okay.
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118. You need to understand something.
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119. I am never gonna act
on this Rachel thing, okay?
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120. I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize
my friendship with you.
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121. Thank you.
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122. Mm.
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123. Anyway, it'll just...
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124. It'll take me a while to get over her.
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125. I'm not sure how to do that.
I've never been in love, so...
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126. What?
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127. You're in love with her?
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128. - Yeah. I thought you knew that.
- Um, no.
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129. Look, if it helps, I don't want
to feel this way, honest.
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130. I just keep thinking,
"I'll get over this," you know?
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131. But it just keeps getting harder.
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132. I don't know what to do, you know?
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133. What do I do?
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134. - You need to tell her how you feel.
- That's the green stuff talking.
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135. I'm serious.
You need to find out where she is.
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136. If she's not where you are,
you can start to move on.
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137. But what if,
and I'm not saying she will be...
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138. If she is where you are...
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139. then my feeling weird
shouldn't stand in the way.
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140. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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141. If she ends up with somebody else...
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142. the truth is,
she couldn't find a better guy.
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143. Hey, thanks.
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144. - So when are you gonna talk to her?
- Oh, my God. I have to tell her.
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145. I haven't thought about it.
What should I say?
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146. I'm understanding,
but let's not get carried away.
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147. Right, sorry. Sorry.
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148. What am I gonna say?
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149. Yeah, tell me about it.
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150. I'm phasing out the wine importing
and focusing more on the, um, cheese.
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151. Cheese, you say?
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152. That's some
pretty smelly work, huh, Don?
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153. - Excuse me?
- Cheese. It's smelly.
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154. You must smell a lot of the time too.
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155. Uh, not really. But with cheese,
I think the smellier, the better.
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156. Me too! Chandler hates it.
I can't have blue cheese in the house.
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157. And you're still married to him?
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158. I would like to go to France and eat
nothing but bread and cheese.
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159. Not even bread. Just cheese.
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160. No, I want the bread.
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161. And pastries.
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162. And pâté.
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163. I'm really not high.
I just used to be fat.
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164. I have a villa in the Loire Valley
you can stay in.
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165. Is it made of cheese?
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166. No. A house made of cheese,
wouldn't that be great?
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167. - I'd move in tomorrow!
- Oh, come on!
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168. - Listen to this!
- I'm so sorry.
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169. - What do we do?
- They both want a house of cheese.
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170. I don't know how you fight that.
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171. Okay, okay. I can do this.
I can tell her how I feel.
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172. Okay, stand up straight.
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173. Take a couple deep breaths.
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174. Look confident.
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175. Joey? What's up?
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176. I came by because
I want to talk to you about something.
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177. What's up?
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178. Here, in the hall?
What are we, animals?
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179. I'm late for a meeting.
Could you make it quick?
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180. I just came by to tell you that...
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181. I want to have dinner with you.
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182. - Sure. Just tell me where to meet you.
- Okay.
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183. Okay. That's good.
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184. That gives you a couple of hours
to prepare.
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185. Don't you people ever knock?
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186. I'd like to have Don and Phoebe over.
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187. Sure. Set it up.
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188. I'll just be browsing
through the personals.
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189. Are you okay?
You're acting weird.
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190. Yeah. Fine.
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191. Not perfect.
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192. But good enough.
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193. Jeez, what's with you?
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194. I'm sorry, did you say "cheese"?
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195. - What's going on?
- Phoebe says you and Don are soul mates.
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196. I don't believe in that,
but you two get along.
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197. I'll step aside if you wanna go with
Don and live in a house of cheese.
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198. - You don't believe in soul mates?
- No, but I'm sure "tomatoes" does.
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199. I don't believe in soul mates, either.
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200. - You don't?
- Nope.
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201. We weren't destined
to end up together.
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202. We fell in love and work hard
at our relationship.
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203. Some days we work really hard.
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204. So you don't want to live with Don
in a cheese house?
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205. No, I've had second thoughts.
Do you know how hard it'd be to clean?
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206. - I love you.
- I know.
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207. I'm gonna take you out to dinner.
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208. I found this place that makes the greatest
mozzarella sticks and jalapeño poppers.
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209. No? They taste so good.
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210. It happens whenever Chandler
touches my stomach.
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211. I'm worried the baby won't like him.
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212. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, sure.
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213. Uh, look, the reason...
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214. Is it hot in here?
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215. No, not for me.
Why don't you take off your sweater?
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216. This is a nice place...
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217. and my T-shirt has a picture
of Calvin doing Hobbes.
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218. Oh, my God, really? Can I see it?
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219. Yeah, sure.
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220. I wouldn't think Hobbes
would like that so much.
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221. Uh...
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222. How long have we known each other?
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223. Um, seven, eight...
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224. Eight years. Wow.
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225. - Uh-huh. A long time.
- Yeah.
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226. But over the past few weeks, I...
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227. Okay! Sorry about the wait,
but it is mega-jammed in here.
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228. Our specials tonight...
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229. - Could you give us a second?
- Sure.
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230. Second's up!
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231. Not that kind of table.
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232. So you were saying?
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233. I'm not sure.
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234. You asked how long we knew each other,
and I said eight years.
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235. Then the waiter came over
and cut his tip in half...
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236. and now here we are.
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237. Yeah. Here we are.
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238. Uh...
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239. I think I'm falling in love with you.
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240. What?
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241. I'm falling in love with you.
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242. Who are you talking to?
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243. Oh, you're kidding. It's a joke.
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244. Funny. It's funny!
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245. I don't get it.
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246. Oh.
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247. Okay.
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248. Wow.
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249. Are you, um?
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250. How did, um?
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251. When?
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252. Does it really matter?
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253. Wow. Wow.
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254. It is hot in here.
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255. I know this is a lot.
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256. You don't have to say anything.
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257. You take as much time as you need.
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258. Okay, you gotta say something.
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259. Joey, I love you so much.
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260. - But...
- But.
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261. Joey?
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262. Right. Hey, that's, uh...
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263. That's okay. That's fine.
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264. It's, uh, pretty much
what I was expecting.
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265. It's no big deal, all right?
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266. - I think I'm gonna go.
- Please don't leave like this.
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267. You can't do this to a pregnant woman!
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268. Don't start doing that.
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269. You can't do that,
because you're gonna make me...
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270. Oh, there we go!
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271. - Can I?
- Sure.
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272. Oh, Joey. I don't want to lose...
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273. Hey, hey.
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274. You can't, okay? Ever.
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275. I'm so sorry.
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276. Please don't be sorry.
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277. Okay? Don't be sorry.
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278. You know, I was only kidding.
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279. Yeah, that was a real good one.
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280. - Is this your table?
- Yeah.
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281. - You'll be here all night.
- I know.
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282. I haven't even read the specials.
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283. What's the matter?
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284. I don't know.
I think maybe one of them is dying.
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285. I kind of hope it's the girl.
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286. The guy is really cute!
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