1. Hey, I got you a present!
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2. Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?
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3. I got it for your wedding, I ordered it
weeks ago and it finally got here!
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4. Pheebs, you didn't have to get us
anything for our...
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5. I love it! It's huge!
Let's open it! Open it!
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6. - It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine!
- Oh, my God!
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7. I didn't know where to put it so I left.
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8. - We can put it in the guest bedroom.
- Yeah, okay.
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9. - I kind of like it here.
- Do you really like it?
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10. Are you kidding? I practically spent my
entire childhood at the arcade.
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11. - This was, like, my second favorite game.
- What was your first?
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12. - I don't really remember the name of it.
- Well, what did it do?
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13. Well, you'd put a quarter in,
pull some handles and win a candy bar.
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14. A vending machine?
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15. Hey, don't feel bad for me.
I won every time!
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16. Hey! I'm so glad you guys are here.
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17. I've been dying to tell someone what
happened in the paleontology department.
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18. Do you think he saw us,
or can we still slip out?
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19. Professor Newman, the head
of the department, is retiring, so...
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20. - They made you head of the department!
- No, I get to teach his advanced class!
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21. Why didn't I get head
of the department?
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22. - Oh, hey, Rach, listen, um...
- Yeah.
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23. I got a big date.
Do you know a good restaurant?
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24. Uh, Paul's Cafe. It's got great food
and it's really romantic.
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25. Ooh. Great, thanks.
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26. And then after, you could take her
to the Four Seasons for drinks.
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27. Or go downtown
and listen to some jazz.
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28. Or dancing. Oh, take her dancing!
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29. You sure are naming a lot of ways
to postpone sex, I'll tell you.
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30. Agh, I miss dating. Getting dressed up,
going to a fancy restaurant.
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31. I'm not gonna be able to do that
for so long. And it's so much fun.
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32. Not that sitting at home worrying about
giving birth to a 16-pound baby is not fun.
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33. Hey, you know what?
Why don't I take you out?
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34. What? You don't want to go on
a date with a pregnant lady.
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35. Yes, I do. We're gonna go out,
we're gonna have a good time.
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36. I'll take your mind off of childbirth,
and C-sections...
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37. and giant baby heads stretching out...
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38. Okay, I'll go with you. I'll go.
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39. - It will be fun.
- All right. Okay.
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40. No, no! Yes!
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41. Aw, would you look at that, Monica?
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42. I knocked off all your top scores.
How sad.
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43. Okay, I'm next.
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44. No, don't start another game.
I'm next! Phoebe?
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45. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you
over all the winning.
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46. - Chandler! Phoebe's hogging the game.
- Who cares? It's a stupid game.
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47. Oh, you only think it's stupid
because you suck at it.
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48. I don't suck. It sucks.
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49. You suck.
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50. If this game is gonna
cause problems between you...
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51. maybe I should keep it.
- No, I love it. It is a great present.
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52. In fact, why don't you go home
and wait for the "Thank You" card?
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53. - Why do you want to play so badly?
- Yeah, it's not like it spits out...
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54. a Clark Bar after every game.
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55. Okay. Phoebe, that's it.
Out of the chair. Come on. Out of the chair.
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56. Phoebe!
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57. Joey, could you get that?
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58. Ugh, Joey...
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59. What? I thought you were in your room.
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60. No, I'm picking you up for our date.
These are for you.
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61. Oh, lilies. They're my favorite.
Thank you.
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62. And a brownie.
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63. Well, half a brownie.
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64. Actually, it's just a bag.
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65. It's a long walk from the flower shop
and I was starting to feel faint, so...
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66. Oh, man, this is so great!
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67. I actually feel like
I'm going on a real date.
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68. With a hint of morning sickness and I'm
wearing underwear that goes up to about...
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69. there.
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70. Hey, come on. This is a real date. Uh...
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71. So, nice place you got here.
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72. Foosball, huh? Pizza box.
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73. Oh, a subscription to Playboy.
My kind of woman.
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74. Actually, that's my roommate's.
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75. I'd like to meet him.
He sounds like a standup guy.
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76. But he's very protective of me...
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77. so you'd better watch yourself.
- Ah.
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78. Hey, so, this roommate of yours,
is he good-looking?
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79. - Mm-hm.
- Oh, yeah.
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80. - Must be tough to keep your hands off him.
- Ha, ha.
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81. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
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82. No! No, he's not! Why are you trying
to ruin the game?
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83. Which brings us back, of course,
to Greely's Theory of Dominance.
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84. That's it for today.
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85. Oh, uh, does anyone know
where the Freeman Building is?
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86. Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A.
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87. What? That's across town.
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88. I'm supposed to teach a seminar there
in 10 minutes.
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89. Ooh, dude, that's not gonna happen.
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90. Move it. Move it. Move it!
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91. Hey! I'm the teacher!
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92. Hello.
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93. Sorry I'm a little late. Uh...
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94. Whoa, a lot late.
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95. Uh, well, let me start by,
uh, introducing myself.
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96. I'm, uh, Professor Geller.
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97. So to sum up...
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98. I'm Professor Geller. Good job today.
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99. Now, the filet mignon,
what comes with that?
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100. A side of steamed vegetables.
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101. Mm.
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102. Instead of the vegetables...
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103. is there any way that I could
substitute the, um...
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104. three-pound lobster?
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105. You know what? Bring her both.
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106. And I'll have the same.
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107. Wow, this is shaping up
to be a pretty good date.
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108. Oh, I almost forgot.
I didn't pay you the rent.
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109. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
no roommate stuff. We're on a date.
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110. Okay. Wow, so I get to see what
Joey Tribbiani is like on a date.
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111. Do you have any moves?
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112. No, I'm just myself,
and if they don't like me for...
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113. I'm sorry, I couldn't even
get through that.
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114. I knew it. Come on, tell me your moves.
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115. Uh, all right. Um...
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116. Well...
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117. I start by having a bottle of wine
sent to my table from a fan.
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118. Oh, my God. And that works?
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119. It does when you combine it with,
"This is embarrassing.
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120. I just want to have a normal life. "
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121. - Aw, you poor little famous man.
- Mm-hm.
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122. Oh, okay, how about this one?
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123. I was gonna wait until the end
of the night to kiss you...
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124. but you're just so beautiful,
I don't think I can.
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125. Oh, my God! Ha.
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126. Wow, that was fantastic!
I almost leaned in. I really almost did.
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127. All right, so tell me one of your moves.
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128. All right. Ahem.
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129. So where'd you grow up?
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130. That's your move?
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131. Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.
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132. - Come on, just answer the question.
- Ugh. Queens.
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133. And so were you close to your parents?
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134. - With my mom. Not so much my dad.
- Why not?
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135. I don't know. I guess there's just
always been this distance.
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136. I mean, we both try to pretend
it's not there, but it is.
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137. Mm.
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138. It's gotta be rough.
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139. It is. Yeah, it's really tough.
You know, sometimes I think...
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140. Wow!
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141. - Nice move!
- Uh-huh.
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142. - "Where'd you grow up?" So simple.
- Thank you.
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143. Ha, ha. Now, excuse me.
I'm gonna go to the restroom.
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144. - And now you're watching me walk away.
- Yes, I am! Again, so simple.
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145. Hey.
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146. - You're not gonna believe what I did today.
- Clearly wasn't showering or shaving.
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147. I got good. I played this game all day,
and now I rule at it.
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148. They should change the name
of it to "Ms. Chandler. "
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149. Although, I hope they don't.
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150. You stayed home all day
and played Ms. Pac-Man...
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151. while I went off to work
like some chump?
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152. Uh-huh. I got the top ten scores.
I erased Phoebe off the board. High-five!
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153. What is the matter with your hand?
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154. I been playing for eight hours.
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155. It'll loosen up. Come on,
check out the scores.
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156. And also, look at the initials.
They're dirty words.
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157. - Chandler, why would you do that?
- Because it's awesome.
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158. You think this is clever?
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159. They only give you three letters,
so after A-S-S, it is a challenge.
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160. - This one's not dirty. -It is when you
put it together with that one.
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161. Oh. Heh.
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162. If you don't clear this off,
you won't get one of those from me.
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163. Ben's coming over here tomorrow.
This can't be there.
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164. - He won't know what they mean.
- He's 7, not stupid.
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165. - Have you talked to him lately?
- Look, I'm gonna unplug it.
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166. No, no! I'll have nothing
to show for my day.
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167. It'll be like I was at work.
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168. No!
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169. Hey, look! It's still there!
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170. This thing must have some kind
of primitive ROM chip in it or something!
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171. - You gotta beat your scores.
- With the claw?
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172. Fine, I'll do it.
We gotta get this off the screen.
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173. Carol's still upset that
you taught him "Pull my finger. "
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174. Pull my finger. My hand is messed up!
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175. - I am not gonna answer that.
- Oh, come on. Just pick one.
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176. Between Monica, Phoebe,
Chandler and Ross...
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177. if you had to... If you had to,
who would you punch?
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178. No one. They're my friends.
I wouldn't punch any of them.
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179. Chandler?
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180. Yeah, but I don't know why.
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181. - I'm having a wonderful time!
- Me too.
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182. Hey, Rach, can I just say...
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183. I think this is the best date I ever had.
- I know!
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184. I've never laughed so hard. Did you
see the wine come out my nose?
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185. Yes. Joey, I think everybody saw
the wine come out of your nose.
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186. I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy
the non-sex part of a date so much.
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187. That's because you have never
been on a date with me before.
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188. Huh.
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189. All right. Now don't judge me.
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190. I normally wait till my date leaves,
but you live here.
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191. I'm ripping into the swan.
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192. Okay, well then, you don't judge me.
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193. I'm gonna suck on the cellophane
from the brownie I had before.
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194. Mm. Mm.
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195. So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's
end-of-the-night moves?
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196. Uh, well, if I want the girl to kiss me...
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197. first thing I do is make my lips
look irresistible.
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198. How do you do it?
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199. Now you can't tell anyone, but, uh...
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200. I put on shiny lip balm.
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201. - Oh, my God.
- Like a moth to a flame, I'm telling you.
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202. - Okay, all right, so now you go.
- No, I don't want to tell you.
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203. - Why not?
- It's embarrassing.
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204. More embarrassing than
shiny raspberry lip balm?
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205. I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
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206. - Just tell me, Rach. Just tell me.
- Ha, ha.
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207. Okay. All right, stand up.
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208. Well, when we're at the door...
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209. I lightly press my lips against his.
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210. Then move into his body,
just for a second.
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211. And then I make this sound:
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212. Mmm.
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213. I know it doesn't sound like anything,
but it works.
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214. Oh, yeah. That would work, yeah.
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215. All right, I gotta go to bed.
I had such a wonderful time.
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216. - Mwah.
- Oh, yeah.
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217. Me too.
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218. You were 50 minutes late to the class?
Did you crawl there?
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219. No, I ran, okay? It's really far.
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220. When did people stop understanding
"Get the hell out of my way"?
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221. Why didn't you take a cab?
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222. Ugh. Between the traffic and one-way
streets, it'd take me twice as long.
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223. Besides, I teach the class three times
a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?
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224. You're not gonna be able
to keep doing this.
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225. I have to. If I don't,
they'll take the class away from me.
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226. And I already put it
in my family newsletter.
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227. - Your what?
- You've seen it, The Geller Yeller.
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228. Right. Wow.
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229. Besides, I figured out a faster route.
I'm sure I can make it this time.
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230. I just can't be afraid
to get a little bit hit by cars.
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231. - Hey.
- Hi!
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232. Hey, remember, um, last night
when we were talking about Cujo?
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233. Oh, yeah, I can't believe you haven't
seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
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234. Relax, it's not like it's Citizen Kane.
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235. Have you ever tried to sit through
Citizen Kane?
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236. Yeah, I know. It's really boring.
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237. - But it's a big deal.
- Yeah.
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238. Anyway, I was thinking
about renting Cujo sometime.
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239. Well, yeah, all right.
Let's do it tonight.
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240. - Don't you have that big date tonight?
- Oh, right.
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241. - Hey, Joey, can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
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242. After our date last night,
did you feel a little weird?
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243. Oh, my God. You did too?
It freaked me out. What was that?
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244. I don't know.
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245. I'm kind of thinking it was the lobster.
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246. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster.
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247. - I was up sick all night.
- Yeah, me too. All night.
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248. Really? How come
we didn't cross paths?
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249. Yeah, well, that's because, uh...
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250. I stayed in my room.
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251. Yeah, you don't want to look
in my hamper.
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252. Okay, I got that.
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253. I'll escape there.
I'll come back here.
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254. All right. Come on, Ms. Pac-Man...
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255. Well, you're just
a little bitch, aren't you?
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256. Hey, you guys?
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257. I'm sorry that I was
hogging the game before.
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258. Oh, my God, your friends
have some unfortunate initials.
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259. - They're all Chandler.
- Chandler sucks.
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260. - He couldn't have gotten this good.
- I did.
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261. - But it came at a price.
- Ugh.
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262. Ben's coming, and he can't see this.
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263. Come on, by age 7,
kids have already seen orgies.
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264. Was it just me?
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265. Yes, I made it! I'm on time!
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266. Agh.
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267. Okay, why don't we all, uh...
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268. open our books to page 23...
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269. where...
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270. where you will see a, uh...
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271. a bunch of, uh, red spots.
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272. Okay, why don't, uh,
you all start to read, while I...
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273. Hey, are you all right?
You seem a little distracted.
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274. No, no, I'm fine. It's just...
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275. Hey, can I ask you something?
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276. Have you ever looked at someone
that you've known for a while...
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277. and suddenly seen them
in a different way?
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278. You mean like from behind?
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279. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly it.
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280. You know what?
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281. One time I saw this guy from behind,
and he seemed totally normal.
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282. And then he turned around
and it was Stephen Baldwin!
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283. Ooh, yeah. So you know
exactly what I'm talking about.
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284. - Totally! Wow.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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285. - Would you excuse me for a sec?
- Yeah, sure.
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286. Eh.
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287. - God, Phoebe! You're on fire!
- I know!
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288. - You can do it!
- Don't touch me!
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289. Don't touch her!
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290. All right, go left! Go right! Go right!
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291. I can't! I can't!
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292. No! You son of a...
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293. Phoebe!
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294. Oh, hi, Ben.
No, don't look at the machine!
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295. Aah! God! Thank God you're home.
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296. - I'm watching Cujo.
- Alone?
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297. - Yes! What is wrong with this dog?
- Did you get to the part...
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298. where they're in the car and Cujo's
throwing himself at the windshield?
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299. No. No! Seriously,
what's wrong with the dog?
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300. What are you doing home?
What happened to your date?
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301. Oh, uh, it didn't work out.
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302. Want to watch
the rest of the movie with me?
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303. Oh, uh, okay. Yeah.
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304. I never thought I'd say this
about a movie...
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305. but I hope this dog dies.
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306. What are you doing over there?
Come sit here. Protect me.
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307. Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not?
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308. Okay.
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309. - That's him, that's him! That's Cujo!
- All right, I know.
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310. It's gonna be okay.
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311. Oh, my God. What's he gonna do now?
I can't watch.
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312. Ugh, seriously, how can you watch this?
Aren't you scared?
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313. Terrified.
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314. So is everybody here?
I got here a little early, myself.
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315. Let us begin.
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316. Now, the hadrosaurids have been
unearthed in two main locations.
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317. Here...
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318. and here.
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319. Now, as for the hadrosaurus...
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