Friends 8x10

Directed by Kevin S. Bright

Trudie Styler as Trudie Styler • Marla Sokoloff as Dina Tribbiani • Cole Sprouse as Ben Geller • Tammy Townsend as Teacher • James Michael Tyler as Gunther

Chandler is peeved when Monica splurges on an expensive pair of boots. Meanwhile, Phoebe learns that Ben and Sting's son attend the same school and she angles to meet the celebrity and get concert tickets. Also, after Joey's sister Dina tells him that she's pregnant, he freaks out and goes to find the father to marry them. Rachel tries to calm him down.

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1. - Hey. - Hey. So, what do you think?

2. New haircut? Necklace? Dress. Boots? Boots!

3. Yes! Now, they're a little more than I usually spend on boots, um... or rent.

4. Oh, my God!

5. - I know. - I'm going to miss

6. being able to afford food.

7. I'm sorry. They just looked so good. And the saleswoman was looking at me like,

8. - "These are way too expensive for you." - She had a point.

9. - Hey. - Hi. Oh, my God.

10. - Oh, Monica. Those boots are amazing! - They're mine!

11. Yeah, well, too bad we're going to have to return them.

12. Return them? Shh! They're going to hear you!

13. Honey, I'm not returning them, okay?

14. I mean, I know they cost a lot,

15. but I'm going to wear them all the time... you'll see.

16. Besides, I love the compliments.

17. I mean, have you ever had something that

18. was so beautiful that everyone wants it?

19. - I have you. - Nice try. I'm keeping the boots.

20. That's right. I love you...

21. and I'm going to play with you all the time.

22. How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?

23. - He's talking to the baby. - Oh, okay!

24. Okay, 'cause when he said, "I can't wait to hear your first words."

25. I thought, "There's a trick."

26. Okay... well, I got to go, you guys. I'll see you later.

27. - Okay. - All right. Bye.

28. Bye.

29. - Oh, hey, Rach, listen... hi. Um... - Hi.

30. Can you do me a favor? I was talking to my sister.

31. She knows you work at Ralph Lauren...

32. Forget it... no way... I'm not sending any more Ralph Lauren clothes to prison;

33. - it is a waste. - No, no, no, no. Not her, not her.

34. My youngest sister, Dina, she's really interested in fashion,

35. and she wants to talk to someone successful to, you know, give her some advice.

36. I guess she could talk to one of my supervisors.

37. No, no, no. She wants to talk to you.

38. Really? Oh, my God! I'm successful.

39. All right, okay. So, will you meet with her?

40. Yes, I'd love to. Have her come by the office.

41. Great. Thanks. You're going to love her so much.

42. And, oh, she's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children.

43. - Yeah, you know the SATs? - Yeah.

44. She took them.

45. Hey, Ross, doesn't Ben go to Smithfield Day School?

46. Yeah. Why?

47. - Sting has a son that goes there, too. - Yeah, I know. He's in Ben's class.

48. You knew this and you never said anything?

49. With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?

50. Fine. No more dinosaur stuff. Can I talk about fossils?

51. "Sting's son, seven years old." And there's a picture.

52. What are you reading, "The Kidnapper's Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?"

53. No, it's "New York Magazine."

54. It's an article about the best schools in the city.

55. - So, how well do you know Sting? - I actually haven't even met him.

56. Uh-huh. Yeah. That's too bad. I really want to go to

57. his concert Friday night, but it's totally sold out.

58. I know! Why don't you meet him... and get tickets!

59. If you get two, I'll take you.

60. Well, actually, I'm picking Ben up tomorrow. Maybe he'll be there.

61. There you go! Oh, you're so lucky.

62. You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow.

63. That's why you have kids.

64. - Hey, guys. - Hey.

65. - Hi, Monica. - Hi.

66. Hi, boots.

67. See, Chandler, I'm getting a lot of use out of them already.

68. They're very practical. See, you can wear

69. them with dresses, with skirts, with pants...

70. You can wear them with shorts on the street corner

71. and earn the money to pay for them.

72. - Wow. They're beautiful. - They hurt so much!

73. - What? - The guy who made these,

74. hates feet and wants to see them die.

75. Well, give them to me. I haven't felt my feet in years.

76. I can't. I spent so much money on them,

77. and I told Chandler that I'd wear them all the time.

78. I can't just give them away.

79. Well, then get your money back, and return them.

80. I can't do that, either.

81. The soles are already a little scuffed up, and the insides are filled with my blood.

82. Oh.

83. - Hey. - Hi.

84. Hey, I, uh, just picked up

85. - Ben from school. - Oh.

86. I don't think you did a very thorough job.

87. I dropped him off at Carol's.

88. Anyway, it turns out I'm not going to get those tickets, though.

89. Oh, no! Why not?

90. Well, it turns out Ben and Sting's son do not get along.

91. - How come? - Apparently, Sting's son made fun

92. of the fact that Ben's moms are "lesbinems."

93. Wait. But, Ross, if they don't get along, then you should smooth things over.

94. Make them be friends.

95. Phoebe, you can't force kids to be friends.

96. Sure, you can. Give them some blocks. Put them in a playpen.

97. - Playpen? Ben's seven. - Your kid is seven?

98. He's really small.

99. - Please, please get the tickets. - I'm sorry, Pheebs. I just can't do it.

100. - Yes, you can. Sting says so himself. - What?

101. Look, Phe... I'm sorry, it's just that...

102. Phoebe, I...

103. Here she is... future fashion superstar.

104. - Oh, Joey, I'm hardly... - My little sister, Dina!

105. - Right. Hi, Dina. Nice to meet you. - Hi.

106. Thanks so much for meeting with me. Joey's told me so much about you.

107. This is so exciting for her.

108. Well, I'll let you two fash...

109. ists get down to business.

110. Okay. All right, Dina.

111. Well, let's talk about the different areas of fashion

112. that you could get involved in.

113. Let's see, there's design... but you may need a whole other degree for that...

114. Uh, there's sales, which is great, because you get to travel...

115. I don't care about fashion. I'm pregnant,

116. and I know you are, too, so you got to help me.

117. And there's marketing.

118. Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

119. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

120. Okay.

121. - What's wrong? - Oh, nothing. I just... I just was yawning.

122. Oh, don't forget, my office holiday party is tonight.

123. Honey, we don't really have to go to this thing tonight, do we?

124. Now, sweetie, I know that you don't like my office parties,

125. - but you can wear your new boots. - Ha, ha.

126. See, every cloud has a supple leather lining.

127. I don't think that I want to

128. - wear the boots tonight. - Why not?

129. Well, you know, I'm just worried that your bosses

130. will see them and think they pay you too much money.

131. Or your assistant will see them and want a raise.

132. Do you think I work at some kind of boot-pricing company?

133. Well, anyway, I've picked out this outfit that I

134. want to wear, and the boots don't really go with it.

135. You said that you paid all that money

136. because those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants.

137. Fine, if you want me to wear the boots, I'll wear the boots.

138. In fact, I'll go into my room right now and, you know, try the outfit on.

139. - Okay. - Okay.

140. Ooh-wee! Ha, ha.

141. Christmas party in my boots!

142. Ha, ha, ow, ha, ha, ow.

143. I can't go in there. I can't tell him.

144. Honey, it's going to be okay. He has been incredibly supportive of me.

145. And if he gets a little upset, that's what the meatball sub is for.

146. - Thank you. - Okay.

147. Hey! It's my fashion girls!

148. - What's wrong? - Honey, why don't you sit down?

149. Dina has something that she wants to tell you.

150. Oh. What... what's going on? Is it Mom?

151. Is she sick? Is it Dad's heart? Is that a sandwich?

152. - Joe, Mom and Dad are fine. - Is that a sandwich?

153. Joey, there's something that you should know. Dina?

154. - I'm pregnant. - What?

155. Now... give him the sandwich. Give him the sandwich!

156. Well, obviously, this is a mistake. You can't be pregnant,

157. because you have to have sex to get pregnant.

158. Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25, like you did.

159. - What? Dina... - Oop!

160. Sh...

161. I can't believe this! You're the good one! You went to college!

162. Both years!

163. - Who did this to you? - Bobby Corso. But he's a real nice guy.

164. I like him a lot. He's real funny.

165. You got pregnant for "funny"?

166. Dina, if he's funny, laugh!

167. I'll be back in a little while. You stay here.

168. Why? Where you going?

169. I can't look at you right now.

170. - Wow. - I know.

171. Oh, there you are, Ben.

172. Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?

173. I heard you're having a problem with a boy in your class,

174. and so I thought I would just come down here,

175. and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay.

176. Now, um, the boy's name is Sting's Son.

177. Jack? I hate him. He's a jerk.

178. Now, Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside,

179. but they have famous fathers.

180. I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there.

181. Him you're friends with.

182. Excuse me. Can I help you with something?

183. Yes. Yes, you can. I'm looking for Jack's parents.

184. - Are you with one of the students? - Uh-huh. I'm with Ben.

185. - Are you one of Ben's mothers? - I am one of Ben's mothers.

186. I'm a lesbian.

187. It was difficult coming out to my parents.

188. Heh, well, hi. I'm Jenny Boone. I'm a new teacher here.

189. - Oh. - I've only met your partner, Carol.

190. - Ah, okay, so that would make me Susan. - Heh.

191. Right. Are you looking for Jack's parents to discuss

192. the problems he's having with Ben? Yeah,

193. because I really do think the parents should

194. sit down together and have a conversation.

195. Yeah! Let's do that!

196. That... that sounds good. We should sit down and talk.

197. Just me, my lover, Carol, and the Stings.

198. Um, now, how... how will I get in touch with them?

199. Oh, their number's on the contact sheet.

200. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Um, could I get a copy of that,

201. 'cause Carol threw it out. She lost ours.

202. She's such a scatterbrain. But, man, what a hot piece of ass.

203. - You know, that party wasn't bad. - Yeah. I didn't know there'd be dancing.

204. That was a fun surprise.

205. I don't see any, uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk.

206. No, no, we can't walk.

207. It's, like, 15 blocks to the subway. Let's go.

208. Hey, do you think we can get to the subway right there

209. if we climb down through that manhole cover?

210. - What's going on? - I can't walk, okay? Okay,

211. - these boots were a huge mistake. - What?

212. Okay, you were right, all right? I never should have bought them.

213. They're killing me, one toe at a time.

214. So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right.

215. It's oddly unsettling.

216. How are we going to get home? Maybe a piggyback ride?

217. - Hop on. - Okay, wait. Give me a second.

218. Let me just get my boots off first.

219. Oh. Oh...

220. Oh... oh! Oh!

221. Oh... oh, God.

222. Oh... oh... oh...

223. Honey, I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned on.

224. Do you ever worry that you'll be walking and your baby will just, like, slip out?

225. What college was that, Dina?

226. Oh, my God. Bobby?

227. Hi, Dina. Good to see you.

228. - Joey, what are you doing? - Just what needs to be done.

229. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join...

230. Ugh, Joey, this is crazy.

231. Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God.

232. Now, where were we? Oh, right, okay,

233. - do you, Dina, take this man... - No!

234. - Oh, you'll take him. - No, I won't!

235. - Hey, you don't get a say in this. - Yes, I do.

236. Ah, I heard "I do." We're halfway there. Okay, you...

237. All right, Joey, that is enough.

238. Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, this is not legal, okay?

239. They don't have a marriage license, they don't have any witnesses,

240. and the groom only has on one shoe.

241. Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.

242. Well, what am I supposed to do?

243. You're supposed to realize that they are adults

244. and that they can make their own decisions.

245. No, they can't. They were stupid enough to get knocked up.

246. Hey.

247. Contraceptives are not always effective. Right?

248. - Yeah... we kind of didn't use any. - Oh, come on, kids, a little help here.

249. Wow. This place is incredible.

250. Sting's pen... that he gave to Phoebe.

251. Come on, secret passageway.

252. - Hi. - Hi.

253. - I'm Trudie. You must be Ben's mum. - Uh-huh.

254. Why else would I be here?

255. - Do sit down. - Uh-huh.

256. I gather Jack and Ben haven't been getting along lately.

257. Yeah.

258. I'm sure there are two sides to this story,

259. but all I've heard is that Ben's a bit of a "poo-poo head."

260. Um, I'm sorry. Won't Jack's father be joining us?

261. Oh, I'm sorry. Jack's father's not available.

262. Mm-hm. Okay.

263. Well, then could we reschedule for say, Friday night, perhaps at 8:00?

264. Oh, no, I know that wouldn't work. My husband's in concert.

265. Concert. Yeah. Hmm. That does put us in quite a pickle.

266. Because, you see, I'm very busy before and after the concert,

267. and he's obviously busy during.

268. So, I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now.

269. Unless... unless, um...

270. okay, I would be willing to go to the concert.

271. Um, all the while, thinking about the children, of course.

272. - Are you here for tickets? - Ugh, thank you. Four would be great.

273. I'm not giving concert tickets to someone who'd use their son like this.

274. Oh, then you're in luck. Ben's not my son.

275. Look, I've just pressed a button triggering a silent alarm.

276. - Any minute now, the police will be here. - The Police... here?

277. A reunion? Ooh.

278. Okay, ten blocks down, five to go.

279. - Oh, wait. Stop, stop, stop. - Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break?

280. My boots in tan. Hey, can you get a little closer so I can see the price?

281. I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband.

282. Okay, I'm sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now.

283. Just give me my boots.

284. I don't have your boots.

285. Well, I don't have them either. Where are they?

286. Well, why don't you check in one of my saddlebags

287. while I chew on a bale of hay?

288. Okay... my God, we've got to go back and get them.

289. Honey, are you seriously ever going to wear the boots again?

290. Okay, I'm never going to wear them again. I just didn't get a chance to say good-bye.

291. You know what? You can say good-bye to the tan ones.

292. - Okay. All right. Unh. - Okay.

293. Bye, boots. Wait! Half off?

294. Joey, just because they're not getting married,

295. doesn't mean that this is going to be a disaster.

296. Maybe they have a plan.

297. Oh, oh, okay. Okay, let's hear their plan.

298. Now, what's the future look like for Dina and Bobby?

299. Well... I really have high hopes for my band.

300. You were right. He is funny.

301. Hey, wait a minute. I bet, when you told people

302. at first that you wanted to be an actor, they laughed at you.

303. Come on, Bobby. Why don't you tell us a little bit about your band.

304. It's just me and my pal, Rooster. The band's name is Numb Nuts.

305. Really?

306. Dina, if you're having a baby, you should be married.

307. Even if it is to Bobby. Dude, that's not a compliment.

308. You know, Joey, I knew you wouldn't be supportive.

309. So, what, what are you going to do?

310. You going to have the baby and raise it by yourself? Without a husband?

311. You can't be a single mother alone. You're going to ruin your life.

312. - Well, excuse me. Am I ruining my life? - No, no, no, it's different for you.

313. You're so strong and together.

314. You're not some dumb kid who doesn't know what she's doing.

315. - Excuse me? - One pregnant woman at a time, please.

316. I just want you to be okay.

317. So forcing her to marry Bobby is going to make that happen?

318. Maybe.

319. Yeah. So, uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts...?

320. Aw, forget it. I can't.

321. Joey... I am scared to death about this.

322. But I really think I can do it. I'm just going to need some help.

323. And Bobby's going to be here the whole time.

324. You bet I am.

325. And to answer your earlier question, we're straight-up gangsta rap.

326. Look, Rachel's told me how much easier you've made all this on her.

327. - Why can't you do that for me? - Because... because...

328. because you're my baby sister.

329. And you're my big brother.

330. I mean, you're my favorite guy in the whole world.

331. I'm not even scared to tell Mom and Dad. I was scared of telling you.

332. Well, I'd be scared of them, but all right.

333. Joey, I can't stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me.

334. I want him to have his uncle.

335. Is my baby going to have his Uncle Joey?

336. Of course he's going to have his Uncle Joey.

337. We're going to be all right. I mean, even if we're not married,

338. this baby is going to be so loved.

339. - And not just by us. - That's right.

340. - By his uncle, too. - And by you.

341. Okay, Bobby, why don't we just come over here

342. and let them have a little moment, okay?

343. Come here.

344. No, seriously, what's wrong with you?

345. You're going to love me so much. I got Sting tickets!

346. Oh, my God, I do love you! How did you do it?

347. Well, let's just say...

348. Ohh!

349. - Where are the seats? - Middle balcony.

350. Okay, would you say that that's more than 50 yards away

351. from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?

352. - Yeah. - Then that's not breaking the law.

353. I'm there!