Friends 8x1

Directed by Kevin S. Bright

Jim Piddock as Dennis Phillips • Morgan Fairchild as Nora Bing • Steffani Brass as Melinda • Cole Sprouse as Ben Geller • Bonnie Somerville as Mona

The excitement of Monica and Chandler's wedding is diminished by the news that someone may be pregnant. Chandler's hopes of not embarrassing Monica on the dance floor are ruined by his slippery new shoes, and Ross' attempts to flirt with an attractive wedding guest.

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1. Great. Great. Just give me a sec to change film.

2. Okay. I know I'm not supposed to know, but I do. I'm so excited for you.

3. - Why? What's going on? - Monica's pregnant!

4. Oh, my God. Is that why you guys had to get married?

5. - Guys, I'm not pregnant. - Oh. Slow swimmers?

6. What? What do you mean? You're not pregnant?

7. - You didn't tell anybody I was, did you? - No.

8. I'll be right back.

9. Now, why don't we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier?

10. Oh, about that, Joey, you have to change before the party.

11. I can't. I don't have any other clothes here.

12. Find some, please. Anything that doesn't say, "I died tragically in France."

13. Why don't we see the bride, and the groom, and the bridesmaids?

14. Okay.

15. Hey, Mon, why'd you tell the guys that you weren't pregnant?

16. Because I'm not.

17. We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant...

18. it's because I am.

19. What are you talking about?

20. Yes. Ahem. I am... I am with child.

21. And I didn't want to say anything because it's your day.

22. I didn't want to steal your thunder.

23. Wait a minute. So you told people I was pregnant?

24. Does this look like a conversation I want to remember?

25. - Who's the father? - Yeah.

26. I can't say...

27. - Why? - Why not?

28. I can't say... because he's famous.

29. Oh, my God, who is it?

30. Phoebe, come on. You have to tell us.

31. Okay, okay. It's James Brolin.

32. James Brolin is the father of my baby.

33. As in, Barbra Streisand's husband, James Brolin?

34. What? Well, he never said that to me.

35. Monica, if you could step away, we'll get Chandler and the bridesmaids.

36. How about just the bridesmaids?

37. You know, I am the groom. I was told it was kind of a big deal.

38. It is. Yeah.

39. - Oh, my God. - Thank you for doing that.

40. I just can't deal with this stress quite yet.

41. So instead you told me Monica was pregnant?

42. You said that she was. I just didn't disagree with you.

43. - Sneaky. - Yeah.

44. Smile, ladies. - Ohh.

45. - By the way, James Brolin? - Oh, I know.

46. I could only think of two names. Him and Ed Begley Jr., and then...

47. I remembered he's gay, so...

48. - Ed Begley Jr. is not gay. - Really?

49. Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure

50. to introduce to you for the first time,

51. Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing.

52. Listen. Before we go out there, I got a present for you.

53. Honey, I'm not going to put my hand in your pocket.

54. - No. - No?

55. - I've been taking dancing lessons. - What?

56. Yeah, for the last 6 weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you would never forget.

57. Aww. That is so sweet.

58. So, would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?

59. - Yes. - Okay.

60. What's the matter?

61. It's these new shoes. They're all slippery.

62. - Are you going to be able to do this? - Not well.

63. Well, the good news is I don't think anyone's looking at us.

64. - So, you ready to talk about it? - No.

65. Now?

66. No.

67. Okay, we'll talk about something else, then.

68. - Okay. Thank you. - Who's the father?

69. Oh! Look, honey, I haven't told him yet,

70. so until I do, I don't think I should tell anybody else.

71. Yeah. That's fine. That's fair. Is it Tag?

72. Oh! Phoebe!

73. - Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop. - Okay.

74. Is it Ross? It's Ross, isn't it?

75. - Oh, my God! It's Joey! - Honey, stop it, okay?

76. I am not going to tell you until I tell him.

77. Ah-ha! At least we know it's a him.

78. Oh, sweet Lord.

79. I'm sorry, okay?

80. I went down to the gift shop, and it was either this or a bathrobe.

81. Look, what's more important: the way I'm dressed,

82. or me being with you on your special day?

83. Honey, I'm not going to even pretend I was listening. Hey, hey.

84. Hi.

85. I'm Ross. I don't believe we've met. I'm Monica's older brother.

86. - Oh, hi. I'm Mona, from her restaurant. - Oh.

87. Hello, "Mona from her restaurant."

88. Mona. What a beautiful name.

89. You think so? I always kind of hated it.

90. - Aw, come on. Mona Lisa? - Uh-huh.

91. Mona...

92. Klegglachen.

93. The famous botanist, huh?

94. Oh, no, she's... well, she's dead now,

95. but... supposedly, she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.

96. - Really? - Yeah.

97. - Well, see, I never knew about her. - Linda Klegglachen.

98. So, what... what table are you at?

99. Oh, heh, me, too.

100. Good. Now there'll be someone there who likes my name.

101. Yes, there will.

102. Oh, guess what, Molly Gilbert. You've just been bumped up to table one.

103. And, if it's all right with you, I'm going to take your place at table six.

104. Martin Klegglachen.

105. Better. Now bend your arms a little bit. There you go. Okay. Look straight ahead.

106. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it.

107. Yeah.

108. Chandler, darling, look... my date has finally arrived.

109. I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips.

110. - Congratulations. - Thank you.

111. Dennis is a dear old friend, and a fantastic lover.

112. Bravo, Dennis. Thanks for pleasing my mother so.

113. Oh, I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony. I was stuck at auditions.

114. Oh, yes. Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.

115. Hi, I don't believe we've met. Joey Tribbiani.

116. - Dennis Phillips. - Wow. I've admired your work for years.

117. You've done some really amazing stuff.

118. Oh, thank you. Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get myself a drink.

119. Be back in a moment.

120. Wow. Dennis Phillips. That's great. How did you guys meet?

121. Well, you know, it's a funny story.

122. Funny ha-ha, or funny... boom, uh-oh!

123. Thank you. Thank you very much. Now if everyone

124. will please take your seats, dinner will be served.

125. Hey.

126. - Uh, I thought you were at table six. - Uh... no. Nine.

127. Oh, see, before when you showed it to me, you held it that way,

128. which... which was misleading.

129. Well... I'll... um...

130. Hello.

131. - Hey, Chandler. - Hey.

132. Will you see if your mom will give my résumé to Dennis Phillips?

133. 'Cause if I could get in a Broadway show, then I would have done it all:

134. film, television and theater.

135. The only thing left would be radio, and that's just for ugly people.

136. - What size shoes do you wear? - Uh, eleven... eleven and a half.

137. Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor.

138. Could I borrow the boots from your costume?

139. I don't even really know where I left those. Huh. Sorry.

140. - Those aren't eleven and a half. - Okay, fine. I'm a 7.

141. All right? I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good. I'll show you.

142. Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?

143. Oh, you know what, honey? Let's not talk about that right now.

144. This is so huge!

145. Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?

146. Of course not. Nothing is.

147. - Well, between me and you? - Yeah.

148. In this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?

149. Hey, you know, sometimes you can do everything right...

150. everyone can wear everything they're supposed to wear,

151. and one of those little guys just gets through.

152. - How? - I don't know. Maybe they have tools.

153. Well, I... I talked to her, and, uh, she's definitely going to have this baby.

154. You know, she said she's going to raise it on her own.

155. Well, maybe that's... maybe

156. - that's really brave. - Maybe.

157. I just hope she realizes how hard it's going to be.

158. Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that much.

159. Well, there's a lot to think about.

160. I mean, how is she... how is she going to handle this financially?

161. How is she going to juggle work? How...?

162. Does she realize she's not going to have a date again for the next, like, 18 years?

163. I don't know.

164. Are you okay?

165. Mm-hmm.

166. I'm just thinking about Phoebe. Poor, knocked-up Phoebe.

167. - Champagne? - Oh, yes, thank you very much. Ooh!

168. Oh, th-th-that's actually how the French drink it.

169. Well... I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin.

170. - Oh, really? - Yes.

171. And, apparently, he is married to some singer.

172. But he said he would leave her for me,

173. and I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?"

174. - And James Brolin said... - "Rachel's really the one who's pregnant"?

175. What?

176. Why bother?

177. How do you feel?

178. I don't know. I don't know how I feel. This is all happening so fast.

179. I have to make all these decisions that I don't want to make.

180. Mm! Oh, someone just take this away from me!

181. - Calm down. Maybe you're not pregnant. - What?

182. When I got pregnant with the triplets,

183. I took the test, like, three times just to make sure.

184. Yes, maybe it's a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?

185. How many ways are there to do that?

186. I'm... I'm just saying, don't freak out until you're 100 percent sure.

187. All right, I'll... I'll take it again when I get home.

188. You... you got to take it now. Now, come on, do it as a present to me.

189. - Okay, thank you. Okay.

190. - I'll run out and get you one. - Aw, you girls are so great.

191. Oh, wait a minute. Who's the father?

192. - Oh, no, she won't tell us. - Come on. It's my wedding.

193. That could be my present.

194. Wait. Hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick.

195. See, this is why you register.

196. It was the chair again, okay? I'm not doing it.

197. Hey, what... look, I don't... you know what?

198. - Hi. - Hi.

199. Um, would you like to dance?

200. - Sure. - Huh?

201. - Yeah. - Oh, great.

202. - Dr. Geller? - I wasn't farting!

203. - Uh, a little game from our table. - Oh.

204. - Yes? - Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?

205. Oh. Um...

206. well, uh, maybe... maybe later.

207. Right now, I'm about to dance with this lady.

208. Okay.

209. Oh...

210. Well, uh-uh... unless, um... unless... uh,

211. this lady wouldn't mind letting you go first.

212. I'd be happy to. You are very sweet.

213. Oh... yes, I... I am.

214. In fact, um, hey, why don't we try it my special way,

215. and you could dance on my feet?

216. - Sure! - Yeah? Hop on.

217. - Is the pretty lady looking? - Uh-huh.

218. Keep dancing.

219. And the world will never know.

220. - Hey, did you talk to Dennis about me yet? - Yes. I told him how talented you were.

221. I told him all about "Days of Our Lives."

222. No, no, no, no! You don't tell a Broadway guy that!

223. - Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor. - But you're not just a soap actor.

224. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.

225. Hey!

226. - Thank you. - No, no, thank you, Miranda.

227. - Melinda. - All right.

228. - How cute was that? - Oh, oh, were you... were you watching?

229. - Can I go next? - Uh...

230. of course you can. Hop on.

231. Okay, but I get to hop on after her.

232. - I am so going to score. - What?

233. I like your bow.

234. I'd, uh... I'd like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler...

235. the greatest couple in the world... and my best friends.

236. Now, when I first found out they were getting

237. married, I was... I was a little angry.

238. I was, like, "Why, God, why? How can you take them away from me?"

239. But then I thought back over all our memories together.

240. Some happy memories.

241. And... and there was some sad memories.

242. I'm sorry.

243. And... and some scared memories. Whoa!

244. Huh?

245. And then... and then I realized I'll always be their friend...

246. their friend who can speak in many dialects,

247. and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity.

248. Oh, to the happy couple.

249. - All right.

250. - That was very nice, Ashley. - Can we do it again?

251. No, no.

252. - So... is it my turn now? - I'm next.

253. Oh!

254. Uh... that's okay. You can dance with her first.

255. Oh, you're... you're sure?

256. Okay.

257. - Okay, so what's, uh, what's your name? - Gert.

258. That's... that's pretty. Yes.

259. Come on. Well...?

260. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

261. What are you doing there, Gert?

262. Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it.

263. Okay.

264. Hop on, Gert.

265. - Why aren't you moving your feet? - I'm trying.

266. Faster! You're not going fast enough!

267. Maybe I should stand on your feet!

268. So, did you, uh, happen to catch my toast up there?

269. Oh, my God. That was for my benefit?

270. Well, I like to think there was a little something for everyone,

271. but I know you're casting for this new show...

272. Look, um, Joey, I... I don't think you're quite right for this project.

273. Oh, see, that's where you're wrong. Whatever it is, I can do it.

274. And if you didn't see it up there, just... just try me.

275. It's an all-Chinese cast.

276. Can you be Chinese?

277. Well, I'm not proud of this, but...

278. Oh, my God, no, no, no, please, please don't, don't...!

279. - [♪ BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

280. Hey. You ready to get back on the dance floor?

281. Did it turn into sand?

282. Oh, come on. I love this song. Come on. You'll be fine.

283. No, no... I won't.

284. Do you know why I took all those lessons?

285. See, for the first time, I didn't want you to be embarrassed

286. to be seen on the dance floor with some... clumsy idiot.

287. Oh, sweetie, you could never embarrass me.

288. Okay. You could easily embarrass me,

289. but come on, it doesn't matter. All right?

290. I married you.

291. So, I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband, come on.

292. - Just try not to move your feet at all. - Oh.

293. There you go.

294. - Chandler, I'm going to have you arrested. - Why?

295. You stole my moves!

296. - How much longer? - Thirty seconds.

297. Thirty seconds, okay.

298. Did I miss it?

299. Rachel? I... I want you to know that...

300. if it's positive, we're...

301. - Oh, I know, I know. - You do?

302. - Mm-hmm. - Okay.

303. - It's time. - Oh, boy.

304. No!

305. All right. Go ahead, Rach.

306. Oh, wait, you know what? I can't... I can't look at it.

307. I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me. Somebody tell me.

308. Okay. - Okay.

309. Um... it's negative.

310. - What? - It's negative.

311. Oh? Oh.

312. Well, there you go.

313. Whew!

314. That is... that's great. That is really great, great news.

315. You know, 'cause the whole...

316. uh, not being ready, and kind of financial aspects, all that...

317. Wow, this is so just the way that this was supposed to be.

318. Well... then great.

319. - Mm-hmm. - Here.

320. Thanks. God, this is so stupid!

321. How can I be upset over something I never had?

322. It's negative?

323. No, it's positive.

324. - What? - It's... it's not negative. It's positive.

325. - Are you sure? - Well, yeah, I lied before.

326. Oh...! Oh.

327. - Oh, my God.

328. Now you know how you really feel about it.

329. Oh, that's a risky little game.

330. Are you really going to do this?

331. Yeah. I'm going to have a baby.

332. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby! Yeah!

333. Oh!

334. - With who? - Oh, it's still not the time.

335. I just didn't see the fast song coming.

336. Shh, shh, don't try to talk. We'll get you up to your room.

337. We'll soak your feet. You'll be okay.

338. - Ah, thank you. - That is so sweet.

339. - Yeah. - No, I mean it.

340. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.

341. Oh, tell me about it.

342. I feel like I'm holding down the fort all by myself.

343. - It's Joey, right? - Yeah.

344. Wait a minute! No! I'm the nice one!

345. I'm the one who danced with the kids all night! I...

346. how small are your feet?