1. These were unbelievely expensive
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but I couldn't resist!
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4. Hey, Ben.
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5. "Just do it"!
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pressure for him?
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- I guess so.
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9. You know, it's...
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I'll be right back.
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by the spoons.
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thing in the world.
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But there's a baby sucking on it.
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It'll happen a lot, so get used to it.
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28. As much as he needs.
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does the other one get bigger?
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- Yeah, I forget which ones.
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- No, thanks.
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Let me get it.
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36. - There you go.
- Thank you.
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37. What a bitch!
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Bloomingdale's who's quitting...
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take advantage of it?
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my grandmother to the vet.
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42. - I'll go with you.
- Great.
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43. - Hi, honey.
- Hey, sweetums.
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What about Rachel?
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Bloomingdale's with Julie.
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in her house of worship.
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like a dog in the street!
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are going shopping tomorrow.
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This is great.
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56. Bijan for men?
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57. Bijan for men?
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58. - Hey, Annabel.
- Hey, Joey.
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60. Nobody knows his name. Me and
the girls call him "The Hombre Man. "
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61. Hombre?
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63. I guess he doesn't know.
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64. Well, he's gonna.
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67. Mornin'.
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69. but it's understood
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70. from young men's to
the escalator is my territory.
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71. "Your territory"?
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72. - Bijan for men?
- No, thanks.
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73. Hombre?
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and we were shopping all day.
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- No wonder I don't feel full.
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81. I went shopping with Monica
and I had a salad.
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What'd you buy?
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86. You went shopping for fur?
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90. You bought boobs?
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92. We bought bras!
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93. We bought bras.
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95. Bijan for men?
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96. Bijan for...
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101. You bet.
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102. Maybe some other time.
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103. It's not the first time I lost a girl
to a cowboy spraying cologne.
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104. Bijan for men?
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105. Bijan for men!
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106. And this is Funny Clown.
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107. It's only for after his naps,
not before, or he won't sleep.
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108. We've been through this before.
We have a good time.
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109. We laugh, we play.
It's like we're father and son.
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110. Honey, relax.
Ross is great with him.
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111. Don't look so surprised.
I'm a lovely person.
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114. "My Mommies Love Me. "
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115. That's clever.
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117. Hi, Jew!
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118. Okay, sure.
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119. That'd be great.
See you then. Bye.
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120. Did you just say, " Hi, Jew"?
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121. Yes, I did.
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122. That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz.
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123. Yeah, he likes it.
Reaffirms his faith.
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124. Ben, dinner!
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125. Thanks, Aunt Pheebs.
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126. Did you microwave that?
You can't do that to breast milk.
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how to heat breast milk.
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129. I licked my arm, what?
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squeezed from a person.
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135. Can people stop
drinking the breast milk?
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137. Not even if you just
pretend it's milk?
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138. Not even if Carol's breast had
a picture of a missing child on it.
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139. - Where is everybody?
- At the park. Where have you been?
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140. Just out.
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141. Had some lunch. Just me.
A little quality time with me.
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142. - Thanks for your jacket.
- No problem.
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143. You can borrow it, by the way.
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144. Here are your keys, honey.
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how come it cost you $53?
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146. You know what probably happened?
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147. Someone stole my credit card.
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148. And put the receipt
back in your pocket?
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149. That is an excellent,
excellent question.
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150. That is excellent.
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151. What's with you?
Who did you have lunch with?
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152. - Judy.
- Who?
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153. - Julie.
- What?
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154. Jody.
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155. You were with Julie?
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156. When it started, I was just
trying to be nice to her...
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157. because she was
my brother's girlfriend.
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158. And then one thing
led to another...
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159. and before I knew it, we were...
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160. shopping.
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161. Oh, my God!
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162. Wait, we only did it once.
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164. Rachal, I was thinking
of you the whole time.
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I never meant for you to find out.
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You wanted to get caught!
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to leave it in here?
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169. Did it ever occur to you
that I might just be that stupid?
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171. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's?
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to not be with you right now.
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It's Monica.
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as simple as all that.
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177. No, I don't care what Steve thinks.
Hi, Steve.
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179. I tasted Ben's milk
and Ross freaked out.
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180. I did not freak out.
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181. - Why'd you freak out?
- Because it's breast milk.
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183. My breast milk is gross?
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appeal to grownups and kids.
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188. Don't be silly. I've tried it.
It's no big deal.
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189. Just taste it.
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191. - Come on.
- Try it.
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192. It's natural.
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Sort of like...
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197. Exactly.
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199. You've tasted it.
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200. Oh, you've tasted it.
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201. You can keep saying it,
but it won't stop being true.
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204. Howdy.
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207. Maybe it's because of
the way you're dressed.
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208. Or this guy's doing so good
they want to put more people on it.
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209. This guy goes through
two bottles a day now.
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This is your day job. It's nothing!
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212. I know, but I was the best.
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213. You know? I liked being the best.
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out of the game.
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to serve cheese.
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217. Sooner or later, somebody will come
along that slices a better cheddar.
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220. I say you show him what you're made of.
Stand your ground.
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221. Show him that you're the baddest
Hombre west of the lingerie!
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222. - I'm gonna do it!
- All right!
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she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
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224. I don't know what to say.
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Did my back hurt your knife?
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Is that so terrible?
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- You don't get it!
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she stole the guy...
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I'm supposed to be with.
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237. Because I'm friends with her doesn't
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240. - Oh, I love you!
- I love you too!
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246. But she didn't do anything wrong.
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247. She's just a girl who met a guy,
and now they go out.
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253. Wait, wait, wait!
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256. I heard you.
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I'm opening the doors.
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260. Yeah, I'm ready.
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What the hell did you do?
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totally intimidated by you.
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saying how nice you are...
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I'd love it.
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- All right, Julie.
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