1. Can't get the monkey off your back?Copy !req
2. Then put it in your mouth...Copy !req
3. with Monkeyshine Beer!Copy !req
4. Get it, monkeyCopy !req
5. Get it, get it, monkeyCopy !req
6. Monkey, monkeyCopy !req
7. Monkeyshine Beer.Copy !req
8. Because it's a jungle out there!Copy !req
9. That commercial always
makes me so sad.Copy !req
10. But then the guy opens his beer
and girls run at him...Copy !req
11. so everything works out okay.Copy !req
12. I meant because the monkey
reminds me of Marcel.Copy !req
13. I can see that.Copy !req
14. Because they both have those big
brown eyes and the little pouty chin.Copy !req
15. And the fact that
they're both monkeys?Copy !req
16. I wonder if I did the right thing,
giving him away.Copy !req
17. Ross, you had to. He was
humping everything in sight.Copy !req
18. My Malibu Barbie will no longer
be wearing white to her wedding.Copy !req
19. Remember when he'd borrow your hat...Copy !req
20. and when you got it back,
there'd be monkey raisins in it?Copy !req
21. When he did it, it was funny.
When I did it to my boss's hat...Copy !req
22. Suddenly, I had this big
"attitude problem."Copy !req
23. The One With the Super BowlCopy !req
24. Hey, check it out!
Guess what I got?Copy !req
25. Rhythm?Copy !req
26. No. My first fan mail!Copy !req
27. "Dear Dr.Copy !req
28. I love you and would do
anything to have you."Copy !req
29. My gosh! "Your not-so-secret
admirer, Erika Ford."Copy !req
30. Oh, wait.Copy !req
31. "P.S. Enclosed, please find
14 of my eyelashes."Copy !req
32. In Crazy World, that means
you're married.Copy !req
33. It's not addressed to Days Of Our
Lives. This came to your apartment.Copy !req
34. She was in our building.Copy !req
35. Oh, my God.Copy !req
36. I got my very own stalker!Copy !req
37. You are so lucky, I'm gonna share mine.Copy !req
38. Joey, remember we talk about good thing and bad thing.
This is a bad thing.Copy !req
39. Where are you off to?Copy !req
40. There's a paleontology
conference in L.A.Copy !req
41. So I figured I'd go and drive down
to the zoo and surprise Marcel.Copy !req
42. Phoebe? That really cute guy
is here again.Copy !req
43. Okay, so everyone...Copy !req
44. pretend I'm telling you a story
and it's really funny.Copy !req
45. So everyone just laugh. Now!Copy !req
46. I know, I know!Copy !req
47. I'm Rob Donan.Copy !req
48. Hi, Rob Donan.Copy !req
49. I don't know anything about music,
but I think you're really great.Copy !req
50. Anyway, I schedule performers
for children's libraries.Copy !req
51. And I was thinking, have you thought
about playing your songs for kids?Copy !req
52. I would love to have kids...Copy !req
53. hear me play the songs
that I will write for them.Copy !req
54. What do we do for dinner?Copy !req
55. We could cook for ourselves.Copy !req
56. It's Erika.Copy !req
57. My God. The stalker!Copy !req
58. Never mind. It's open.Copy !req
59. Hitting her with a frying pan
is a good idea.Copy !req
60. But we want a backup plan,
just in case she isn't a cartoon!Copy !req
61. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
62. The one time they're not home!Copy !req
63. We'll leave.
When we pass her...Copy !req
64. she won't know me,
because we never met!Copy !req
65. That's how radio stars
escape stalkers!Copy !req
66. She's coming!Copy !req
67. It's me.Copy !req
68. This is it.
This is how we're gonna die.Copy !req
69. You ready?Copy !req
70. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
71. Erika!Copy !req
72. - Mr. Geller?
- Yes, hi.Copy !req
73. Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.Copy !req
74. You had a question?Copy !req
75. I can't find the monkey I donated
last year. He's a capuchin...Copy !req
76. answers to the name Marcel?Copy !req
77. I'm afraid I have some bad news.Copy !req
78. Marcel has passed on.Copy !req
79. Oh, my God. What happened?Copy !req
80. He got sick,
and then he got sicker...Copy !req
81. and then he got a little better.Copy !req
82. But then he died.Copy !req
83. I can't believe this!Copy !req
84. I'm sorry, Mr. Geller.
But you know, there's an old saying:Copy !req
85. "Sometimes monkeys die."Copy !req
86. It's not a great saying...Copy !req
87. but it certainly is fitting today.Copy !req
88. - Someone should've called me.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
89. Look, I know this can't
bring him back...Copy !req
90. but here, it's just a gesture.Copy !req
91. Zoo dollars?Copy !req
92. Yes, and come see the bird show
at 4. The macaws wear hats.Copy !req
93. It's a lot cuter
if your monkey hasn't just died.Copy !req
94. I know.Copy !req
95. I can't believe Joey's having
lunch with his stalker!Copy !req
96. What is she like?Copy !req
97. You remember Kathy Bates in Misery?Copy !req
98. Well, she looks
the exact opposite of that.Copy !req
99. And she's not crazy?Copy !req
100. Oh, no, no.
She's a total whack-job.Copy !req
101. She thinks that Joey is
actually Dr. Drake Ramoray.Copy !req
102. Oh, my God!Copy !req
103. And he's going out with her?Copy !req
104. He cannot pursue this.Copy !req
105. Just because this woman sees Joey
through the magical box...Copy !req
106. in her living room
doesn't mean she's not a person.Copy !req
107. Does she not deserve happiness?
Does she not deserve love?Copy !req
108. Why are you looking at me? He's
the one who wants to boff the maniac!Copy !req
109. Are you okay?Copy !req
110. No. I'm just nervous.Copy !req
111. Maybe if I just picture them all
in their underwear...Copy !req
112. That's not a good idea. That's
the reason the last guy got fired.Copy !req
113. I'm used to playing for grownups.Copy !req
114. Grownups drink their coffee
and do their grownup thing.Copy !req
115. And kids...Copy !req
116. listen.Copy !req
117. It's just a huge responsibility.Copy !req
118. What?Copy !req
119. Are you gonna kiss me?Copy !req
120. I was thinking about it.Copy !req
121. Alrighty! Let's play some tunes!Copy !req
122. Ok! Let's find some seats.Copy !req
123. Chandle, we gonna find our seats.Copy !req
124. Hold on a second.Copy !req
125. He thinks he can.Copy !req
126. He thinks he can.Copy !req
127. Oh, what the hell.Copy !req
128. He can.Copy !req
129. - Hi, everybody. I'm Phoebe.
- Hi, Phoebe!Copy !req
130. I'm gonna play some songs
about grandparents, okay?Copy !req
131. Now Grandma's a person
Who everyone likesCopy !req
132. She bought you a train
And a bright shiny bikeCopy !req
133. But lately she hasn't
Been coming to dinnerCopy !req
134. And last time you saw her
She looked so much thinnerCopy !req
135. Now your mom and your dad said
She moved to PeruCopy !req
136. But the truth is she died
And someday you will tooCopy !req
137. I will have the great seven, and the doctor, will have the resertal.Copy !req
138. - Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
139. What?Copy !req
140. Well, here we sit, devil-may-care...Copy !req
141. and a while ago you were
reattaching Simone's spinal cord.Copy !req
142. That was a tricky one.Copy !req
143. In reality...Copy !req
144. that operation takes 10 hours.
But they only showed it for 2 minutes.Copy !req
145. Who's "they"?Copy !req
146. No one.Copy !req
147. Drake, you are so talented.
Let me see those hands.Copy !req
148. Oh, these hands,
these beautiful hands.Copy !req
149. I could just eat them.Copy !req
150. But I won't.Copy !req
151. Otherwise my watch would fall off.Copy !req
152. No, seriously.Copy !req
153. These hands...Copy !req
154. these miracle, magical,
life-giving hands.Copy !req
155. Just to be near them, touch them,
maybe even lick one?Copy !req
156. All right. Just one.Copy !req
157. You're good at that.Copy !req
158. Oh, my God! Someone!
He's choking!Copy !req
159. Is anyone here a doctor?Copy !req
160. Yes, the best doctor in Salem!Copy !req
161. Dr. Drake Ramoray!Copy !req
162. Meet me in the nocturnal
house in 15 minutes.Copy !req
163. Hey, look. I don't really enjoy
being with other men that way.Copy !req
164. But, zoo dollars?Copy !req
165. It's about your monkey!Copy !req
166. It's alive.Copy !req
167. I don't understand.
Why didn't you help that man?Copy !req
168. Because I'm a neurosurgeon...Copy !req
169. and that was clearly a case of...Copy !req
170. "foodal chokage."Copy !req
171. I gotta tell you somethingCopy !req
172. You don't have to tell me anything.Copy !req
173. You don't have to
explain yourself to me.Copy !req
174. Who am I to question
the great Dr. Drake Ramoray?Copy !req
175. I should be happy to be near you.Copy !req
176. Hey, lCopy !req
177. Hey what?Copy !req
178. That's it. Just hey!Copy !req
179. Like at the end of a dance. Hey!Copy !req
180. There'll be times when you get olderCopy !req
181. When you'll want to sleep with peopleCopy !req
182. Just to make them like you
But don't!Copy !req
183. 'Cause...Copy !req
184. that's another thing...Copy !req
185. that you don't wanna do
Everybody!Copy !req
186. That's another thing
That you don't wanna doCopy !req
187. - Excellent!
- Very informative!Copy !req
188. Not at all inappropriate!Copy !req
189. Thank you for coming, everybody!
There are cookies in the back.Copy !req
190. That was great.Copy !req
191. The kids loved you.Copy !req
192. Yea! I rock!Copy !req
193. And you know why?
Because you told the truth.Copy !req
194. Nobody ever tells kids the truth.Copy !req
195. You were incredible!Copy !req
196. But...?Copy !req
197. - How'd you know there was a "but"?
- I sense these things.Copy !req
198. It was either "but" or "butter."Copy !req
199. The thing is, I think
some of the parents...Copy !req
200. they were hoping that...Copy !req
201. you'd play more songs
about barnyard animals.Copy !req
202. I can do that.Copy !req
203. Really?Copy !req
204. Because that would be fantastic!Copy !req
205. What? You wanna kiss me?Copy !req
206. I'm thinking about it.Copy !req
207. So by the libery car carticuler, we still have some time.Copy !req
208. What, I'm unemploy.Copy !req
209. The bat.Copy !req
210. Ambassador of darkness.Copy !req
211. Flitting out of his cave
like a winged messenger.Copy !req
212. Sightless specter of the macabre.Copy !req
213. Buddy, my monkey?Copy !req
214. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
215. There was a break-in...Copy !req
216. a few months back.
Inside job.Copy !req
217. Your monkey was taken.Copy !req
218. The zoo told me
that my monkey was dead!Copy !req
219. The zoo!Copy !req
220. You believe everything
the zoo tells you?Copy !req
221. That's the only thing
the zoo's ever told me.Copy !req
222. Of course they'll say that!
They don't want the bad publicity.Copy !req
223. It's all a great big cover-up.Copy !req
224. Do you have any idea
how high up this thing goes?Copy !req
225. That guy Lipson?Copy !req
226. Lipson knows?Copy !req
227. - Do you have idea who else knows?
- I only know Lipson.Copy !req
228. Lipson knows, huh?Copy !req
229. Hello, Mr. Possum.Copy !req
230. Enigma of the trees,
upside-down denizen of the night.Copy !req
231. - Taunting gravity
- Buddy, my monkey. My monkey?Copy !req
232. Word on the streetCopy !req
233. When I say "street," I mean those
pretend streets here at the zoo.Copy !req
234. Of course.Copy !req
235. Your monkey found a new career...Copy !req
236. in the entertainment field.
That's all I know.Copy !req
237. This is unbelievable!Copy !req
238. So what is this information
worth to you, my friend?Copy !req
239. Are you trying
to get me to bribe you?Copy !req
240. Maybe.Copy !req
241. But you already told me everything.Copy !req
242. Check it out.Copy !req
243. He actually is
the Monkeyshine monkey!Copy !req
244. What'll you do?Copy !req
245. I'm gonna call the beer company
and try to find him.Copy !req
246. That's what I did
when I lost my Clydesdales.Copy !req
247. Okay, hi again!Copy !req
248. Hi, Phoebe!Copy !req
249. Today, we're gonna start with
some songs about barnyard animals.Copy !req
250. Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"Copy !req
251. Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"Copy !req
252. Then the farmer hits him
And grinds him upCopy !req
253. And that's how we get hamburgersCopy !req
254. Now chickens!Copy !req
255. Only you who can save her, Drake!Copy !req
256. Damn it! I'm a doctor.
I'm not God!Copy !req
257. There goes my whole belief system.Copy !req
258. It's Erika.Copy !req
259. Quick! Shut off the TV.Copy !req
260. I wanna see what happens!Copy !req
261. I get Leslie out of the coma
then we make out.Copy !req
262. How can that be?
You were kissing Sabrina!Copy !req
263. Rachel, it's a world
where Joey is a neurosurgeon.Copy !req
264. Hey, Erika. Come in.Copy !req
265. How did you get here so fast?
I just saw you in Salem.Copy !req
266. Right, they choppered me in.Copy !req
267. What's up?Copy !req
268. You're having a little party too!Copy !req
269. - Is she here?
- Who?Copy !req
270. Sabrina. I know about you two!Copy !req
271. I saw you today, kissing
in the doctor's lounge.Copy !req
272. It's not what you thinkCopy !req
273. You told me I was the only one!Copy !req
274. All right, look.
That's it.Copy !req
275. We shouldn't see each other anymore.Copy !req
276. I should have told you
a long time ago...Copy !req
277. but I am not Drake Ramoray.Copy !req
278. I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor.
I just pretend to be a doctor.Copy !req
279. Oh, my God! Do the people
at the hospital know?Copy !req
280. Somebody wanna help me out here?Copy !req
281. Oh, I know! I know!Copy !req
282. Where am I?Copy !req
283. University Hospital...Copy !req
284. where you've been
for the last 18 years.Copy !req
285. How can you be here and there?Copy !req
286. Because it's a TV show!Copy !req
287. What are you getting at?Copy !req
288. Nice girl, not great with concept.Copy !req
289. I'm not Drake!Copy !req
290. That's right!
He's not Drake. He's...Copy !req
291. Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin!Copy !req
292. Is this true?Copy !req
293. Yes! Yes, it is true!Copy !req
294. And I know this...Copy !req
295. because he pretended
to be Drake to sleep with me!Copy !req
296. And then he told me
he would run away with me!Copy !req
297. And he didn't!Copy !req
298. And you left the toilet seat up,
you bastard!Copy !req
299. Is all this true?Copy !req
300. Yes, I'm afraid it is.Copy !req
301. You deserve much better than me.Copy !req
302. You deserve to be with the real Drake.
He's the one you fell in love with.Copy !req
303. Go to Salem. Find him!Copy !req
304. He's the guy for you!Copy !req
305. Oh, Hans!Copy !req
306. Hans?Copy !req
307. Hans!Copy !req
308. Yo, evil twin!Copy !req
309. Right. Goodbye, Erika.Copy !req
310. Good luck in Salem.Copy !req
311. Take care.Copy !req
312. I'll never forget you, Hans.Copy !req
313. All right.
The people who threw the water!Copy !req
314. Helping you out!Copy !req
315. Fired?Copy !req
316. Why?Copy !req
317. The library board got a lot
of complaints from parents...Copy !req
318. about the stuff in your songs.Copy !req
319. I can't believe this is the libery!Copy !req
320. - I mean, books, freespeech, newspapers on sticks.
- I know.Copy !req
321. What about the kids.Copy !req
322. Did you tell your board that
the kids want to hear the truth?Copy !req
323. I see.Copy !req
324. Maybe if you just played
some regular kiddy songs?Copy !req
325. What do you want me to be?
Like some...Copy !req
326. stupid, big,
like, purple dinosaur?Copy !req
327. You don't have to be Barney.Copy !req
328. Who's Barney?Copy !req
329. I tracked down Marcel and get this.
He's healthy, he's happy...Copy !req
330. and he's in New York filming
Outbreak 2: The Virus Takes Manhattan.Copy !req
331. You're kidding!Copy !req
332. - This is amazing!
- I know.Copy !req
333. I finally get a part on TV,
and the monkey's making movies.Copy !req
334. Rachel, I'm ready.Copy !req
335. Excuse me. Is this where the
singing lady is, who tells the truth?Copy !req
336. I guess that's me.Copy !req
337. She's here!Copy !req
338. Sometimes men love womenCopy !req
339. Sometimes men love menCopy !req
340. Then there are bisexualsCopy !req
341. Though some just say
They're kidding themselvesCopy !req
342. This is exciting! I haven't
seen my monkey in a year.Copy !req
343. What, you never
look down in the shower?Copy !req
344. I'm not allowed to make one joke
in the "monkey is penis" genre?Copy !req
345. Back up, please.Copy !req
346. Back up. Come on.Copy !req
347. Excuse me.
Where can we find the monkey?Copy !req
348. I'm sorry.
It's a closed set.Copy !req
349. I'm sorry, you don't understand.
I'm a friend of his.Copy !req
350. We used to live together.Copy !req
351. And I have a time share
in the Poconos with Flipper.Copy !req
352. There he is!Copy !req
353. Hey! Buddy!Copy !req
354. Marcel! Marcel!Copy !req
355. In the jungleCopy !req
356. The mighty jungleCopy !req
357. The lion sleeps tonightCopy !req
358. In the jungle
The mighty jungleCopy !req
359. The lion sleeps tonightCopy !req
360. Excuse me, this is aCopy !req
361. Closed set. We know.
But we're friends with the monkey.Copy !req
362. Good morning.Copy !req
363. Look who I brought!Copy !req
364. Your old friend, Harry Elafonte!Copy !req
365. Whoa, dude. Burn!Copy !req
366. I don't get it.Copy !req
367. He seemed so happy
to see me yesterday.Copy !req
368. Don't take it personal. He's under
pressure, starring in a movie and all.Copy !req
369. How big of a star is Marcel?Copy !req
370. In human terms? I'd say...Copy !req
371. Cybill Shepherd.Copy !req
372. So you guys in the movie
or you just really paranoid?Copy !req
373. Hey, Sal?Copy !req
374. Jerry wants to know
if the monkey's ready.Copy !req
375. Excuse me?Copy !req
376. Jerry is the director?
Which one's he?Copy !req
377. - The one in the director's chair?
- Gotcha.Copy !req
378. Pheebs, walk with me.Copy !req
379. Why am I walking with you?Copy !req
380. We're just going over here
so that we can get away from...Copy !req
381. the horrible flesh-eating virus!Copy !req
382. For the love of God, woman,
listen to me!Copy !req
383. Is he looking? Is he looking?Copy !req
384. - We've got a problem.
- Tell me.Copy !req
385. I can't do Chris' makeup.Copy !req
386. She refuses to acknowledge
her mustache.Copy !req
387. - Is it bad?
- It looks like her eyebrow fell down.Copy !req
388. Unless we convince her
to let me bleach it...Copy !req
389. Van Damme will be
making out with Gabe Kaplan.Copy !req
390. I'll talk to her.Copy !req
391. I hate actors.Copy !req
392. Nice camouflage. For a minute there,
I almost didn't see you.Copy !req
393. Excuse me.Copy !req
394. Is your name Chandler?Copy !req
395. Yes, it is.Copy !req
396. Chandler Bing.Copy !req
397. Do you know me or are you
just really good at this game?Copy !req
398. I'm Susie Moss.Copy !req
399. Fourth grade? Glasses?Copy !req
400. I carried a box of
animal crackers like a purse?Copy !req
401. Susie Moss!Copy !req
402. Right! Yeah! Wow!Copy !req
403. You look...Copy !req
404. Great job growing up.Copy !req
405. It's nice to see you don't still
wear the cap with the mirrors on it.Copy !req
406. I graduated fourth grade
and realized I wasn't a pimp.Copy !req
407. Remember the class play?Copy !req
408. You pulled up my skirt and the
entire auditorium saw my underpants?Copy !req
409. Yes. Back then, I used humor
as a defense mechanism.Copy !req
410. Thank God I don't do that anymore.Copy !req
411. What you have been doing since childhood?Copy !req
412. Well, I got a new belt.Copy !req
413. I wondered!Copy !req
414. - Oh, my God!
- What? What?Copy !req
415. It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.Copy !req
416. I didn't know he was in
this movie. He is so hot!Copy !req
417. You think?Copy !req
418. The Muscles from Brussels?
Wham-Bam-Van-Damme?Copy !req
419. Did you see Time Cop?Copy !req
420. No. Was he any good in it?Copy !req
421. Rachel, he totally changed time!Copy !req
422. So why don't you go talk to him?Copy !req
423. Go tell him he's cute.
What's the worst that could happen?Copy !req
424. He could hear me.Copy !req
425. - I'm doing it for you.
- Don't you dare! Don't!Copy !req
426. Don't!Copy !req
427. Tell him I cook!Copy !req
428. Excuse me.Copy !req
429. This is gonna sound kind of goofy...Copy !req
430. but my friend over there...Copy !req
431. who cooks, by the way...Copy !req
432. She thinks you're cute.Copy !req
433. You don't think I'm cute?Copy !req
434. I don't know.Copy !req
435. Do you think you're cute?Copy !req
436. We're getting off the track.
I was supposed to tell you...Copy !req
437. my friend thinks you're cute.Copy !req
438. What should I tell her?Copy !req
439. You can tell her
I think her friend is cute.Copy !req
440. - Makeup!
- That's me. I gotta go.Copy !req
441. How many times must I touch you on
the arm before you ask me on a date?Copy !req
442. Well, let's try one more.Copy !req
443. There you go. Ernie's, 8:00?Copy !req
444. I'll be there.Copy !req
445. And if things go well,
maybe this time...Copy !req
446. I'll get to see your underwear.Copy !req
447. No one was around to hear that?Copy !req
448. So what'd he say?Copy !req
449. What a jerk!Copy !req
450. I kept talking about you,
and he kept asking me out.Copy !req
451. Naturally, you know, I said no.Copy !req
452. Thanks, anyway.Copy !req
453. He just kept asking...Copy !req
454. and asking, asking, asking...Copy !req
455. If you want to go out
with him, you can.Copy !req
456. Sounds like a jerk to me, butCopy !req
457. Jean-Claude, she said yes!
I'll see you tonight!Copy !req
458. Thank you.Copy !req
459. Then Jean-Claude took me
to Crossroads...Copy !req
460. and we hung out
with Drew Barrymore.Copy !req
461. Oh, man. She's so smokin'!Copy !req
462. She's got the greatest set ofCopy !req
463. No guys around, huh?Copy !req
464. - Does anybody need anything?
- I'll have an espresso.Copy !req
465. I'll get it.Copy !req
466. If I ask you to, you'll end up
drinking it yourself.Copy !req
467. - That is so unfair.
- I know.Copy !req
468. Like you'd drink her coffee after
what you did to her with Van Damme?Copy !req
469. I have to cancel racquetball tonight.Copy !req
470. Marcel's trainer will let me
have him for a couple of hours.Copy !req
471. You're blowing me off for a monkey?Copy !req
472. We can reschedule for Saturday.Copy !req
473. Unless you hook up
with a bunch of pigeons.Copy !req
474. Stick a fork in me...Copy !req
475. I am done!Copy !req
476. Stick a fork what?Copy !req
477. Like when you're cooking a steak.Copy !req
478. I don't eat meat.Copy !req
479. How do you know vegetables are done?Copy !req
480. Well, you don't.
You eat them and you can tell.Copy !req
481. Okay, then eat me, I'm done!Copy !req
482. I've met the perfect woman.Copy !req
483. We're sitting on her couch,
fooling around...Copy !req
484. and then she turns to me and says:Copy !req
485. "Did you ever want to do it
in an elevator?"Copy !req
486. What did you say?Copy !req
487. I believe my exact words were...Copy !req
488. How do you know if you wanna do that?Copy !req
489. You just know.Copy !req
490. We gotta go.
Got a reservation in 30 minutes.Copy !req
491. What I had planned shouldn't take
more than two, three minutes, tops.Copy !req
492. Two hundred seconds of passion!
We gotta go.Copy !req
493. But...Copy !req
494. here's an idea.Copy !req
495. Have you ever worn women's underwear?Copy !req
496. Well, yes, actually...Copy !req
497. but they were my Aunt Edna's.Copy !req
498. And there were three of us in there.Copy !req
499. I was thinking
it would be kind of sexy...Copy !req
500. if you wore mine tonight
at dinner.Copy !req
501. You want me to wear your panties?Copy !req
502. Could you?Copy !req
503. If I was wearing your underwear...Copy !req
504. then what would you be wearing?Copy !req
505. You're swell!Copy !req
506. Got the music, got the dinner.Copy !req
507. I made Marcel's favorite dish,
banana cake...Copy !req
508. with mealworm.Copy !req
509. Candle.Copy !req
510. What do you think's
gonna happen here tonight?Copy !req
511. Hi, are you on your way overCopy !req
512. No, I understand.
A monkey's gotta work.Copy !req
513. It's no big deal.Copy !req
514. It's not like I had
anything special planned.Copy !req
515. - You feel that?
- what?Copy !req
516. We passed moment we should stop holding hands.Copy !req
517. Rachel, why don't you
start talking first?Copy !req
518. I feel that this is
totally unjustified.Copy !req
519. She gave me the green light,
I did nothingCopy !req
520. Do you think I can't
see you in the TV set?Copy !req
521. If there's something
you'd like to shareCopy !req
522. You had no right to go out with him!Copy !req
523. - That's the most ridiculous
- You sold me out!Copy !req
524. - I did not!
- You absolutelyCopy !req
525. Would you let me talk!Copy !req
526. Did you just flick me?Copy !req
527. Well, you wouldn't let me
finish and I wasCopy !req
528. That hurt!Copy !req
529. Quit flicking!Copy !req
530. Stop flicking!Copy !req
531. You flicked me first!Copy !req
532. Let's not do this!Copy !req
533. Happy thoughts!Copy !req
534. Now I'm gonna kick some ass!Copy !req
535. All right. Now, I will
let go if you both stop.Copy !req
536. You want me to stop seeing him?Copy !req
537. You want me to just tell him
you're seeing him instead?Copy !req
538. Is that what you want?Copy !req
539. That's what you want?Copy !req
540. - Fine!
- Fine!Copy !req
541. There we go.Copy !req
542. If we were in prison,
you guys would be, like, my bitches.Copy !req
543. Thanks for letting me tag along.Copy !req
544. Forget about it.Copy !req
545. How you doing there, squirmy?Copy !req
546. I'm hanging in.Copy !req
547. And a little out.Copy !req
548. So assistant to the director?Copy !req
549. That's an exciting job. You must
have a ton of responsibilitiesCopy !req
550. I don't do the casting.Copy !req
551. So what are you guys gonna eat?Copy !req
552. How come all I can think about is
putting that ice in my mouth...Copy !req
553. and licking you all over?Copy !req
554. Because I went to an all-boys high
school, and God is making up for it?Copy !req
555. I want you right here...Copy !req
556. right now.Copy !req
557. Right now, right here?Copy !req
558. Don't you think we're in
kind of a public place?Copy !req
559. They do have the shrimp.Copy !req
560. Meet me in the bathroom.Copy !req
561. I'm going to the bathroom now.Copy !req
562. Come on.Copy !req
563. All right, mister.Copy !req
564. Let's see those panties.Copy !req
565. Alrighty.Copy !req
566. But you know what
would be even sexier?Copy !req
567. What?Copy !req
568. If you didn't have
your shirt tucked into them.Copy !req
569. All right. Now, I would like
to see you wearing nothing but them.Copy !req
570. Take your clothes off.Copy !req
571. I hope you realize this means
we'll miss hearing about the specials.Copy !req
572. Come on, hurry!Copy !req
573. Do you want this done quick
or done right?Copy !req
574. All right, turn around.
I wanna see you from behind.Copy !req
575. Somebody's been doing
his Buns of Steel video.Copy !req
576. So you want me
to clench anything or...?Copy !req
577. Susie?Copy !req
578. This is for the fourth grade.Copy !req
579. - What do you mean?
- What do I mean?Copy !req
580. What do I mean?Copy !req
581. I mean underpants, mister!
That's what I mean!Copy !req
582. What? What do you mean?Copy !req
583. My skirt...Copy !req
584. you lifted. IKids laughing!Copy !req
585. I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!Copy !req
586. That was in fourth grade!
How could you still be upset?Copy !req
587. Call me in 20 years and tell me
if you're still upset about this.Copy !req
588. I hope you realize you're not
getting these underpants back!Copy !req
589. I can't believe this.Copy !req
590. Just two weeks ago,
I was watching Sudden Death...Copy !req
591. and now I'm on a date
with Jean-Claude Van Damme.Copy !req
592. Can you beat up that guy?Copy !req
593. - Can you beat up that guy?
- Sure.Copy !req
594. This is so wild.Copy !req
595. I gotta admit, I was surprised
that you agreed to go on a blind date.Copy !req
596. Normally, I would not do it.Copy !req
597. What made you make
the exception for me?Copy !req
598. Rachel told me...Copy !req
599. you were dying to have a threesome
with me and Drew Barrymore.Copy !req
600. By the way, Drew has
some ground rules and...Copy !req
601. Say you're sorry!Copy !req
602. Say it!Copy !req
603. No! I'm not gonna!Copy !req
604. Say it! Say it!
Great!Copy !req
605. Say you're sorry
or your sweater gets it.Copy !req
606. That is my favorite sweater!
That is my third-date sweater!Copy !req
607. Say you're sorry.Copy !req
608. You wanna play?
Okay, let's play.Copy !req
609. Let's play.Copy !req
610. What'll you do?Copy !req
611. Give me back my sweater
or it's handbag marinara.Copy !req
612. You don't have the guts.Copy !req
613. Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken
to tell some guy he was cute.Copy !req
614. Stop! Stop the madness!Copy !req
615. This is crazy!Copy !req
616. Who can remember why
you're fighting in the first place?Copy !req
617. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
618. But still...Copy !req
619. Look at your purse!Copy !req
620. Look at your sweater!Copy !req
621. Look at yourselves!Copy !req
622. I'll help you fix your sweater.Copy !req
623. I'll help you...Copy !req
624. throw out your purse.Copy !req
625. I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him.Copy !req
626. I'm sorry I went out with him
when I knew you liked him.Copy !req
627. I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves.Copy !req
628. Joey?Copy !req
629. Ma?Copy !req
630. What are you doing here?
I thought you guys took off.Copy !req
631. She took off with my clothes!Copy !req
632. - Are you naked in there?
- Well, not exactly.Copy !req
633. I'm wearing panties.Copy !req
634. You always wear panties?Copy !req
635. No, no. This is the first time.Copy !req
636. Talk about your bad luck!Copy !req
637. The first time you try panties and
someone walks off with your clothes.Copy !req
638. I was not trying them out.
Susie asked me to wear them.Copy !req
639. Let me see!Copy !req
640. No! I'm not letting you
or anybody else see, ever!Copy !req
641. All right, all right!Copy !req
642. Someone's flossing!Copy !req
643. Joey, some people don't like that.Copy !req
644. Chandler's wearing panties.Copy !req
645. What?Copy !req
646. - Let me see!
- You don't have to see!Copy !req
647. Hi, tushy!Copy !req
648. One of you give me your underpants.Copy !req
649. I'm not wearing any.Copy !req
650. How can you not be wearing any?Copy !req
651. I'm getting heat from the guy
in the hot pink thong.Copy !req
652. Look, Ross. I'll give you
$50 for your underpants.Copy !req
653. - Can I have the milk?
- I'm almost done with it.Copy !req
654. Keep your panties on.Copy !req
655. And I'm in the movie!Copy !req
656. - What happened?
- A virus victim called in sick...Copy !req
657. so Cathy recommended me and boom!
I'm dying on a gurney!Copy !req
658. Marcel just finished his last scene,
if you wanna go say goodbye.Copy !req
659. That's okay. He's probably
got parties to go to and stuff.Copy !req
660. He's moved on.
That's the way it goes, right?Copy !req
661. Oh, my God!Copy !req
662. What?Copy !req
663. Looks like we made itCopy !req
664. Left each other on the way...Copy !req
665. to another loveCopy !req
666. Looks like we made itCopy !req
667. Or I thought so, till todayCopy !req
668. Until you were there, everywhereCopy !req
669. And all I could taste was
Love the way we made itCopy !req
670. Looks like we made itCopy !req
671. I'm sorry. It has work between you and me. Or you and me.Copy !req
672. Drew was very disapoited.Copy !req
673. Well, bye for me too.Copy !req
674. Okay, we will bye-bye again.Copy !req
675. Perhaps the three of us. Just...Copy !req
676. Are you sure, I can crush longer with my butt.Copy !req
677. No, no, no... Impressive but no.Copy !req
678. Bye, Marcel!Copy !req
679. See you on the big screen.Copy !req
680. You keep people drinking that beer.Copy !req
681. I will miss you buddy.Copy !req
682. I think I want to write
a song about all this.Copy !req
683. Except one of the strings
on my guitar is broken.Copy !req
684. Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?Copy !req
685. - How long you been waiting to say that?
- About 20 minutes!Copy !req
686. Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!Copy !req
687. Cut!Copy !req
688. Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!Copy !req
689. Cut!Copy !req
690. Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!Copy !req
691. Mommy!Copy !req
692. Can't you see what's going on?
This man is dead!Copy !req