1. Can't get the monkey off your back?Copy !req
2. Then put it in your mouth...Copy !req
3. with Monkeyshine Beer!Copy !req
4. Get it, monkeyCopy !req
5. Get it, get it, monkeyCopy !req
6. Monkey, monkeyCopy !req
7. Monkeyshine Beer.Copy !req
8. Because it's a jungle out there!Copy !req
9. That commercial always
makes me so sad.Copy !req
10. But then the guy opens his beer
and girls run at him...Copy !req
11. so everything works out okay.Copy !req
12. I meant because the monkey
reminds me of Marcel.Copy !req
13. I can see that.Copy !req
14. Because they both have those big
brown eyes and the little pouty chin.Copy !req
15. And the fact that
they're both monkeys?Copy !req
16. I wonder if I did the right thing,
giving him away.Copy !req
17. Ross, you had to. He was
humping everything in sight.Copy !req
18. My Malibu Barbie will no longer
be wearing white to her wedding.Copy !req
19. Remember when he'd borrow your hat...Copy !req
20. and when you got it back,
there'd be monkey raisins in it?Copy !req
21. When he did it, it was funny.
When I did it to my boss's hat...Copy !req
22. Suddenly, I had this big
"attitude problem."Copy !req
23. The One With the Super BowlCopy !req
24. Hey, check it out!
Guess what I got?Copy !req
25. Rhythm?Copy !req
26. No. My first fan mail!Copy !req
27. "Dear Dr.Copy !req
28. I love you and would do
anything to have you."Copy !req
29. My gosh! "Your not-so-secret
admirer, Erika Ford."Copy !req
30. Oh, wait.Copy !req
31. "P.S. Enclosed, please find
14 of my eyelashes."Copy !req
32. In Crazy World, that means
you're married.Copy !req
33. It's not addressed to Days Of Our
Lives. This came to your apartment.Copy !req
34. She was in our building.Copy !req
35. Oh, my God.Copy !req
36. I got my very own stalker!Copy !req
37. You are so lucky, I'm gonna share mine.Copy !req
38. Joey, remember we talk about good thing and bad thing.
This is a bad thing.Copy !req
39. Where are you off to?Copy !req
40. There's a paleontology
conference in L.A.Copy !req
41. So I figured I'd go and drive down
to the zoo and surprise Marcel.Copy !req
42. He will be surprised.
Till he realizes he's a monkey...Copy !req
43. and isn't capable of that emotion.Copy !req
44. Phoebe? That really cute guy
is here again.Copy !req
45. Okay, so everyone...Copy !req
46. pretend I'm telling you a story
and it's really funny.Copy !req
47. So everyone just laugh. Now!Copy !req
48. I know, I know!Copy !req
49. I'm Rob Donan.Copy !req
50. Hi, Rob Donan.Copy !req
51. I don't know anything about music,
but I think you're really great.Copy !req
52. Anyway, I schedule performers
for children's libraries.Copy !req
53. And I was thinking, have you thought
about playing your songs for kids?Copy !req
54. I would love to have kids...Copy !req
55. hear me play the songs
that I will write for them.Copy !req
56. What do we do for dinner?Copy !req
57. We could cook for ourselves.Copy !req
58. It's Erika.Copy !req
59. My God. The stalker!Copy !req
60. Never mind. It's open.Copy !req
61. Hitting her with a frying pan
is a good idea.Copy !req
62. But we want a backup plan,
just in case she isn't a cartoon!Copy !req
63. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
64. The one time they're not home!Copy !req
65. We'll leave.
When we pass her...Copy !req
66. she won't know me,
because we never met!Copy !req
67. That's how radio stars
escape stalkers!Copy !req
68. She's coming!Copy !req
69. It's me.Copy !req
70. This is it.
This is how we're gonna die.Copy !req
71. You ready?Copy !req
72. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
73. Erika!Copy !req
74. - Mr. Geller?
- Yes, hi.Copy !req
75. Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.Copy !req
76. You had a question?Copy !req
77. I can't find the monkey I donated
last year. He's a capuchin...Copy !req
78. answers to the name Marcel?Copy !req
79. I'm afraid I have some bad news.Copy !req
80. Marcel has passed on.Copy !req
81. Oh, my God. What happened?Copy !req
82. He got sick,
and then he got sicker...Copy !req
83. and then he got a little better.Copy !req
84. But then he died.Copy !req
85. I can't believe this!Copy !req
86. I'm sorry, Mr. Geller.
But you know, there's an old saying:Copy !req
87. "Sometimes monkeys die."Copy !req
88. It's not a great saying...Copy !req
89. but it certainly is fitting today.Copy !req
90. - Someone should've called me.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
91. Look, I know this can't
bring him back...Copy !req
92. but here, it's just a gesture.Copy !req
93. Zoo dollars?Copy !req
94. Yes, and come see the bird show
at 4. The macaws wear hats.Copy !req
95. It's a lot cuter
if your monkey hasn't just died.Copy !req
96. I know.Copy !req
97. I can't believe Joey's having
lunch with his stalker!Copy !req
98. What is she like?Copy !req
99. You remember Kathy Bates in Misery?Copy !req
100. Well, she looks
the exact opposite of that.Copy !req
101. And she's not crazy?Copy !req
102. Oh, no, no.
She's a total whack-job.Copy !req
103. She thinks that Joey is
actually Dr. Drake Ramoray.Copy !req
104. Oh, my God!Copy !req
105. And he's going out with her?Copy !req
106. He cannot pursue this.Copy !req
107. Just because this woman sees Joey
through the magical box...Copy !req
108. in her living room
doesn't mean she's not a person.Copy !req
109. Does she not deserve happiness?
Does she not deserve love?Copy !req
110. Why are you looking at me? He's
the one who wants to boff the maniac!Copy !req
111. Are you okay?Copy !req
112. No. I'm just nervous.Copy !req
113. Maybe if I just picture them all
in their underwear...Copy !req
114. That's not a good idea. That's
the reason the last guy got fired.Copy !req
115. I'm used to playing for grownups.Copy !req
116. Grownups drink their coffee
and do their grownup thing.Copy !req
117. And kids...Copy !req
118. listen.Copy !req
119. It's just a huge responsibility.Copy !req
120. What?Copy !req
121. Are you gonna kiss me?Copy !req
122. I was thinking about it.Copy !req
123. Alrighty! Let's play some tunes!Copy !req
124. Ok! Let's find some seats.Copy !req
125. Chandle, we gonna find our seats.Copy !req
126. Hold on a second.Copy !req
127. He thinks he can.Copy !req
128. He thinks he can.Copy !req
129. Oh, what the hell.Copy !req
130. He can.Copy !req
131. - Hi, everybody. I'm Phoebe.
- Hi, Phoebe!Copy !req
132. I'm gonna play some songs
about grandparents, okay?Copy !req
133. Now Grandma's a person
Who everyone likesCopy !req
134. She bought you a train
And a bright shiny bikeCopy !req
135. But lately she hasn't
Been coming to dinnerCopy !req
136. And last time you saw her
She looked so much thinnerCopy !req
137. Now your mom and your dad said
She moved to PeruCopy !req
138. But the truth is she died
And someday you will tooCopy !req
139. I will have the great seven, and the doctor, will have the resertal.Copy !req
140. - Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
- Yeah, it is.Copy !req
141. What?Copy !req
142. Well, here we sit, devil-may-care...Copy !req
143. and a while ago you were
reattaching Simone's spinal cord.Copy !req
144. That was a tricky one.Copy !req
145. In reality...Copy !req
146. that operation takes 10 hours.
But they only showed it for 2 minutes.Copy !req
147. Who's "they"?Copy !req
148. No one.Copy !req
149. Drake, you are so talented.
Let me see those hands.Copy !req
150. Oh, these hands,
these beautiful hands.Copy !req
151. I could just eat them.Copy !req
152. But I won't.Copy !req
153. Otherwise my watch would fall off.Copy !req
154. No, seriously.Copy !req
155. These hands...Copy !req
156. these miracle, magical,
life-giving hands.Copy !req
157. Just to be near them, touch them,
maybe even lick one?Copy !req
158. All right. Just one.Copy !req
159. You're good at that.Copy !req
160. Oh, my God! Someone!
He's choking!Copy !req
161. Is anyone here a doctor?Copy !req
162. Yes, the best doctor in Salem!Copy !req
163. Dr. Drake Ramoray!Copy !req
164. Meet me in the nocturnal
house in 15 minutes.Copy !req
165. Hey, look. I don't really enjoy
being with other men that way.Copy !req
166. But, zoo dollars?Copy !req
167. It's about your monkey!Copy !req
168. It's alive.Copy !req
169. I don't understand.
Why didn't you help that man?Copy !req
170. Because I'm a neurosurgeon...Copy !req
171. and that was clearly a case of...Copy !req
172. "foodal chokage."Copy !req
173. I gotta tell you somethingCopy !req
174. You don't have to tell me anything.Copy !req
175. You don't have to
explain yourself to me.Copy !req
176. Who am I to question
the great Dr. Drake Ramoray?Copy !req
177. I should be happy to be near you.Copy !req
178. Hey, lCopy !req
179. Hey what?Copy !req
180. That's it. Just hey!Copy !req
181. Like at the end of a dance. Hey!Copy !req
182. There'll be times when you get olderCopy !req
183. When you'll want to sleep with peopleCopy !req
184. Just to make them like you
But don't!Copy !req
185. 'Cause...Copy !req
186. that's another thing...Copy !req
187. that you don't wanna do
Everybody!Copy !req
188. That's another thing
That you don't wanna doCopy !req
189. - Excellent!
- Very informative!Copy !req
190. Not at all inappropriate!Copy !req
191. Thank you for coming, everybody!
There are cookies in the back.Copy !req
192. That was great.Copy !req
193. The kids loved you.Copy !req
194. Yea! I rock!Copy !req
195. And you know why?
Because you told the truth.Copy !req
196. Nobody ever tells kids the truth.Copy !req
197. You were incredible!Copy !req
198. But...?Copy !req
199. - How'd you know there was a "but"?
- I sense these things.Copy !req
200. It was either "but" or "butter."Copy !req
201. The thing is, I think
some of the parents...Copy !req
202. they were hoping that...Copy !req
203. you'd play more songs
about barnyard animals.Copy !req
204. I can do that.Copy !req
205. Really?Copy !req
206. Because that would be fantastic!Copy !req
207. What? You wanna kiss me?Copy !req
208. I'm thinking about it.Copy !req
209. So by the libery car carticuler, we still have some time.Copy !req
210. What, I'm unemploy.Copy !req
211. The bat.Copy !req
212. Ambassador of darkness.Copy !req
213. Flitting out of his cave
like a winged messenger.Copy !req
214. Sightless specter of the macabre.Copy !req
215. Buddy, my monkey?Copy !req
216. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
217. There was a break-in...Copy !req
218. a few months back.
Inside job.Copy !req
219. Your monkey was taken.Copy !req
220. The zoo told me
that my monkey was dead!Copy !req
221. The zoo!Copy !req
222. You believe everything
the zoo tells you?Copy !req
223. That's the only thing
the zoo's ever told me.Copy !req
224. Of course they'll say that!
They don't want the bad publicity.Copy !req
225. It's all a great big cover-up.Copy !req
226. Do you have any idea
how high up this thing goes?Copy !req
227. That guy Lipson?Copy !req
228. Lipson knows?Copy !req
229. - Do you have idea who else knows?
- I only know Lipson.Copy !req
230. Lipson knows, huh?Copy !req
231. Hello, Mr. Possum.Copy !req
232. Enigma of the trees,
upside-down denizen of the night.Copy !req
233. - Taunting gravity
- Buddy, my monkey. My monkey?Copy !req
234. Word on the streetCopy !req
235. When I say "street," I mean those
pretend streets here at the zoo.Copy !req
236. Of course.Copy !req
237. Your monkey found a new career...Copy !req
238. in the entertainment field.
That's all I know.Copy !req
239. This is unbelievable!Copy !req
240. So what is this information
worth to you, my friend?Copy !req
241. Are you trying
to get me to bribe you?Copy !req
242. Maybe.Copy !req
243. But you already told me everything.Copy !req
244. Check it out.Copy !req
245. He actually is
the Monkeyshine monkey!Copy !req
246. What'll you do?Copy !req
247. I'm gonna call the beer company
and try to find him.Copy !req
248. That's what I did
when I lost my Clydesdales.Copy !req
249. Okay, hi again!Copy !req
250. Hi, Phoebe!Copy !req
251. Today, we're gonna start with
some songs about barnyard animals.Copy !req
252. Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"Copy !req
253. Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"Copy !req
254. Then the farmer hits him
And grinds him upCopy !req
255. And that's how we get hamburgersCopy !req
256. Now chickens!Copy !req
257. Only you who can save her, Drake!Copy !req
258. Damn it! I'm a doctor.
I'm not God!Copy !req
259. There goes my whole belief system.Copy !req
260. It's Erika.Copy !req
261. Quick! Shut off the TV.Copy !req
262. I wanna see what happens!Copy !req
263. I get Leslie out of the coma
then we make out.Copy !req
264. How can that be?
You were kissing Sabrina!Copy !req
265. Rachel, it's a world
where Joey is a neurosurgeon.Copy !req
266. Hey, Erika. Come in.Copy !req
267. How did you get here so fast?
I just saw you in Salem.Copy !req
268. Right, they choppered me in.Copy !req
269. What's up?Copy !req
270. You're having a little party too!Copy !req
271. - Is she here?
- Who?Copy !req
272. Sabrina. I know about you two!Copy !req
273. I saw you today, kissing
in the doctor's lounge.Copy !req
274. It's not what you thinkCopy !req
275. You told me I was the only one!Copy !req
276. All right, look.
That's it.Copy !req
277. We shouldn't see each other anymore.Copy !req
278. I should have told you
a long time ago...Copy !req
279. but I am not Drake Ramoray.Copy !req
280. I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor.
I just pretend to be a doctor.Copy !req
281. Oh, my God! Do the people
at the hospital know?Copy !req
282. Somebody wanna help me out here?Copy !req
283. Oh, I know! I know!Copy !req
284. Where am I?Copy !req
285. University Hospital...Copy !req
286. where you've been
for the last 18 years.Copy !req
287. How can you be here and there?Copy !req
288. Because it's a TV show!Copy !req
289. What are you getting at?Copy !req
290. Nice girl, not great with concept.Copy !req
291. I'm not Drake!Copy !req
292. That's right!
He's not Drake. He's...Copy !req
293. Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin!Copy !req
294. Is this true?Copy !req
295. Yes! Yes, it is true!Copy !req
296. And I know this...Copy !req
297. because he pretended
to be Drake to sleep with me!Copy !req
298. And then he told me
he would run away with me!Copy !req
299. And he didn't!Copy !req
300. And you left the toilet seat up,
you bastard!Copy !req
301. Is all this true?Copy !req
302. Yes, I'm afraid it is.Copy !req
303. You deserve much better than me.Copy !req
304. You deserve to be with the real Drake.
He's the one you fell in love with.Copy !req
305. Go to Salem. Find him!Copy !req
306. He's the guy for you!Copy !req
307. Oh, Hans!Copy !req
308. Hans?Copy !req
309. Hans!Copy !req
310. Yo, evil twin!Copy !req
311. Right. Goodbye, Erika.Copy !req
312. Good luck in Salem.Copy !req
313. Take care.Copy !req
314. I'll never forget you, Hans.Copy !req
315. All right.
The people who threw the water!Copy !req
316. Helping you out!Copy !req
317. Fired?Copy !req
318. Why?Copy !req
319. The library board got a lot
of complaints from parents...Copy !req
320. about the stuff in your songs.Copy !req
321. I can't believe this is the libery!Copy !req
322. - I mean, books, freespeech, newspapers on sticks.
- I know.Copy !req
323. What about the kids.Copy !req
324. Did you tell your board that
the kids want to hear the truth?Copy !req
325. I see.Copy !req
326. Maybe if you just played
some regular kiddy songs?Copy !req
327. What do you want me to be?
Like some...Copy !req
328. stupid, big,
like, purple dinosaur?Copy !req
329. You don't have to be Barney.Copy !req
330. Who's Barney?Copy !req
331. I tracked down Marcel and get this.
He's healthy, he's happy...Copy !req
332. and he's in New York filming
Outbreak 2: The Virus Takes Manhattan.Copy !req
333. You're kidding!Copy !req
334. - This is amazing!
- I know.Copy !req
335. I finally get a part on TV,
and the monkey's making movies.Copy !req
336. Rachel, I'm ready.Copy !req
337. Excuse me. Is this where the
singing lady is, who tells the truth?Copy !req
338. I guess that's me.Copy !req
339. She's here!Copy !req
340. Sometimes men love womenCopy !req
341. Sometimes men love menCopy !req
342. Then there are bisexualsCopy !req
343. Though some just say
They're kidding themselvesCopy !req
344. This is exciting! I haven't
seen my monkey in a year.Copy !req
345. What, you never
look down in the shower?Copy !req
346. I'm not allowed to make one joke
in the "monkey is penis" genre?Copy !req
347. Back up, please.Copy !req
348. Back up. Come on.Copy !req
349. Excuse me.
Where can we find the monkey?Copy !req
350. I'm sorry.
It's a closed set.Copy !req
351. I'm sorry, you don't understand.
I'm a friend of his.Copy !req
352. We used to live together.Copy !req
353. And I have a time share
in the Poconos with Flipper.Copy !req
354. There he is!Copy !req
355. Hey! Buddy!Copy !req
356. Marcel! Marcel!Copy !req
357. In the jungleCopy !req
358. The mighty jungleCopy !req
359. The lion sleeps tonightCopy !req
360. In the jungle
The mighty jungleCopy !req
361. The lion sleeps tonightCopy !req
362. Excuse me, this is aCopy !req
363. Closed set. We know.
But we're friends with the monkey.Copy !req
364. Good morning.Copy !req
365. Look who I brought!Copy !req
366. Your old friend, Harry Elafonte!Copy !req
367. Whoa, dude. Burn!Copy !req
368. I don't get it.Copy !req
369. He seemed so happy
to see me yesterday.Copy !req
370. Don't take it personal. He's under
pressure, starring in a movie and all.Copy !req
371. How big of a star is Marcel?Copy !req
372. In human terms? I'd say...Copy !req
373. Cybill Shepherd.Copy !req
374. So you guys in the movie
or you just really paranoid?Copy !req
375. Hey, Sal?Copy !req
376. Jerry wants to know
if the monkey's ready.Copy !req
377. Excuse me?Copy !req
378. Jerry is the director?
Which one's he?Copy !req
379. - The one in the director's chair?
- Gotcha.Copy !req
380. Pheebs, walk with me.Copy !req
381. Why am I walking with you?Copy !req
382. We're just going over here
so that we can get away from...Copy !req
383. the horrible flesh-eating virus!Copy !req
384. For the love of God, woman,
listen to me!Copy !req
385. Is he looking? Is he looking?Copy !req
386. - We've got a problem.
- Tell me.Copy !req
387. I can't do Chris' makeup.Copy !req
388. She refuses to acknowledge
her mustache.Copy !req
389. - Is it bad?
- It looks like her eyebrow fell down.Copy !req
390. Unless we convince her
to let me bleach it...Copy !req
391. Van Damme will be
making out with Gabe Kaplan.Copy !req
392. I'll talk to her.Copy !req
393. I hate actors.Copy !req
394. Nice camouflage. For a minute there,
I almost didn't see you.Copy !req
395. Excuse me.Copy !req
396. Is your name Chandler?Copy !req
397. Yes, it is.Copy !req
398. Chandler Bing.Copy !req
399. Do you know me or are you
just really good at this game?Copy !req
400. I'm Susie Moss.Copy !req
401. Fourth grade? Glasses?Copy !req
402. I carried a box of
animal crackers like a purse?Copy !req
403. Susie Moss!Copy !req
404. Right! Yeah! Wow!Copy !req
405. You look...Copy !req
406. Great job growing up.Copy !req
407. It's nice to see you don't still
wear the cap with the mirrors on it.Copy !req
408. I graduated fourth grade
and realized I wasn't a pimp.Copy !req
409. Remember the class play?Copy !req
410. You pulled up my skirt and the
entire auditorium saw my underpants?Copy !req
411. Yes. Back then, I used humor
as a defense mechanism.Copy !req
412. Thank God I don't do that anymore.Copy !req
413. What you have been doing since childhood?Copy !req
414. Well, I got a new belt.Copy !req
415. I wondered!Copy !req
416. - Oh, my God!
- What? What?Copy !req
417. It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.Copy !req
418. I didn't know he was in
this movie. He is so hot!Copy !req
419. You think?Copy !req
420. The Muscles from Brussels?
Wham-Bam-Van-Damme?Copy !req
421. Did you see Time Cop?Copy !req
422. No. Was he any good in it?Copy !req
423. Rachel, he totally changed time!Copy !req
424. So why don't you go talk to him?Copy !req
425. Go tell him he's cute.
What's the worst that could happen?Copy !req
426. He could hear me.Copy !req
427. - I'm doing it for you.
- Don't you dare! Don't!Copy !req
428. Don't!Copy !req
429. Tell him I cook!Copy !req
430. Excuse me.Copy !req
431. This is gonna sound kind of goofy...Copy !req
432. but my friend over there...Copy !req
433. who cooks, by the way...Copy !req
434. She thinks you're cute.Copy !req
435. You don't think I'm cute?Copy !req
436. I don't know.Copy !req
437. Do you think you're cute?Copy !req
438. We're getting off the track.
I was supposed to tell you...Copy !req
439. my friend thinks you're cute.Copy !req
440. What should I tell her?Copy !req
441. You can tell her
I think her friend is cute.Copy !req
442. - Makeup!
- That's me. I gotta go.Copy !req
443. How many times must I touch you on
the arm before you ask me on a date?Copy !req
444. Well, let's try one more.Copy !req
445. There you go. Ernie's, 8:00?Copy !req
446. I'll be there.Copy !req
447. And if things go well,
maybe this time...Copy !req
448. I'll get to see your underwear.Copy !req
449. No one was around to hear that?Copy !req
450. So what'd he say?Copy !req
451. What a jerk!Copy !req
452. I kept talking about you,
and he kept asking me out.Copy !req
453. Naturally, you know, I said no.Copy !req
454. Thanks, anyway.Copy !req
455. He just kept asking...Copy !req
456. and asking, asking, asking...Copy !req
457. If you want to go out
with him, you can.Copy !req
458. Sounds like a jerk to me, butCopy !req
459. Jean-Claude, she said yes!
I'll see you tonight!Copy !req
460. Thank you.Copy !req
461. Then Jean-Claude took me
to Crossroads...Copy !req
462. and we hung out
with Drew Barrymore.Copy !req
463. Oh, man. She's so smokin'!Copy !req
464. She's got the greatest set ofCopy !req
465. No guys around, huh?Copy !req
466. - Does anybody need anything?
- I'll have an espresso.Copy !req
467. I'll get it.Copy !req
468. If I ask you to, you'll end up
drinking it yourself.Copy !req
469. - That is so unfair.
- I know.Copy !req
470. Like you'd drink her coffee after
what you did to her with Van Damme?Copy !req
471. I have to cancel racquetball tonight.Copy !req
472. Marcel's trainer will let me
have him for a couple of hours.Copy !req
473. You're blowing me off for a monkey?Copy !req
474. We can reschedule for Saturday.Copy !req
475. Unless you hook up
with a bunch of pigeons.Copy !req
476. Stick a fork in me...Copy !req
477. I am done!Copy !req
478. Stick a fork what?Copy !req
479. Like when you're cooking a steak.Copy !req
480. I don't eat meat.Copy !req
481. How do you know vegetables are done?Copy !req
482. Well, you don't.
You eat them and you can tell.Copy !req
483. Okay, then eat me, I'm done!Copy !req
484. I've met the perfect woman.Copy !req
485. We're sitting on her couch,
fooling around...Copy !req
486. and then she turns to me and says:Copy !req
487. "Did you ever want to do it
in an elevator?"Copy !req
488. What did you say?Copy !req
489. I believe my exact words were...Copy !req
490. How do you know if you wanna do that?Copy !req
491. You just know.Copy !req
492. We gotta go.
Got a reservation in 30 minutes.Copy !req
493. What I had planned shouldn't take
more than two, three minutes, tops.Copy !req
494. Two hundred seconds of passion!
We gotta go.Copy !req
495. But...Copy !req
496. here's an idea.Copy !req
497. Have you ever worn women's underwear?Copy !req
498. Well, yes, actually...Copy !req
499. but they were my Aunt Edna's.Copy !req
500. And there were three of us in there.Copy !req
501. I was thinking
it would be kind of sexy...Copy !req
502. if you wore mine tonight
at dinner.Copy !req
503. You want me to wear your panties?Copy !req
504. Could you?Copy !req
505. If I was wearing your underwear...Copy !req
506. then what would you be wearing?Copy !req
507. You're swell!Copy !req
508. Got the music, got the dinner.Copy !req
509. I made Marcel's favorite dish,
banana cake...Copy !req
510. with mealworm.Copy !req
511. Candle.Copy !req
512. What do you think's
gonna happen here tonight?Copy !req
513. Hi, are you on your way overCopy !req
514. No, I understand.
A monkey's gotta work.Copy !req
515. It's no big deal.Copy !req
516. It's not like I had
anything special planned.Copy !req
517. - You feel that?
- what?Copy !req
518. We passed moment we should stop holding hands.Copy !req
519. Rachel, why don't you
start talking first?Copy !req
520. I feel that this is
totally unjustified.Copy !req
521. She gave me the green light,
I did nothingCopy !req
522. Do you think I can't
see you in the TV set?Copy !req
523. If there's something
you'd like to shareCopy !req
524. You had no right to go out with him!Copy !req
525. - That's the most ridiculous
- You sold me out!Copy !req
526. - I did not!
- You absolutelyCopy !req
527. Would you let me talk!Copy !req
528. Did you just flick me?Copy !req
529. Well, you wouldn't let me
finish and I wasCopy !req
530. That hurt!Copy !req
531. Quit flicking!Copy !req
532. Stop flicking!Copy !req
533. You flicked me first!Copy !req
534. Let's not do this!Copy !req
535. Happy thoughts!Copy !req
536. Now I'm gonna kick some ass!Copy !req
537. All right. Now, I will
let go if you both stop.Copy !req
538. You want me to stop seeing him?Copy !req
539. You want me to just tell him
you're seeing him instead?Copy !req
540. Is that what you want?Copy !req
541. That's what you want?Copy !req
542. - Fine!
- Fine!Copy !req
543. There we go.Copy !req
544. If we were in prison,
you guys would be, like, my bitches.Copy !req
545. Thanks for letting me tag along.Copy !req
546. Forget about it.Copy !req
547. How you doing there, squirmy?Copy !req
548. I'm hanging in.Copy !req
549. And a little out.Copy !req
550. So assistant to the director?Copy !req
551. That's an exciting job. You must
have a ton of responsibilitiesCopy !req
552. I don't do the casting.Copy !req
553. So what are you guys gonna eat?Copy !req
554. How come all I can think about is
putting that ice in my mouth...Copy !req
555. and licking you all over?Copy !req
556. Because I went to an all-boys high
school, and God is making up for it?Copy !req
557. I want you right here...Copy !req
558. right now.Copy !req
559. Right now, right here?Copy !req
560. Don't you think we're in
kind of a public place?Copy !req
561. They do have the shrimp.Copy !req
562. Meet me in the bathroom.Copy !req
563. I'm going to the bathroom now.Copy !req
564. Come on.Copy !req
565. All right, mister.Copy !req
566. Let's see those panties.Copy !req
567. Alrighty.Copy !req
568. But you know what
would be even sexier?Copy !req
569. What?Copy !req
570. If you didn't have
your shirt tucked into them.Copy !req
571. All right. Now, I would like
to see you wearing nothing but them.Copy !req
572. Take your clothes off.Copy !req
573. I hope you realize this means
we'll miss hearing about the specials.Copy !req
574. Come on, hurry!Copy !req
575. Do you want this done quick
or done right?Copy !req
576. All right, turn around.
I wanna see you from behind.Copy !req
577. Somebody's been doing
his Buns of Steel video.Copy !req
578. So you want me
to clench anything or...?Copy !req
579. Susie?Copy !req
580. This is for the fourth grade.Copy !req
581. - What do you mean?
- What do I mean?Copy !req
582. What do I mean?Copy !req
583. I mean underpants, mister!
That's what I mean!Copy !req
584. What? What do you mean?Copy !req
585. My skirt...Copy !req
586. you lifted. IKids laughing!Copy !req
587. I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!Copy !req
588. That was in fourth grade!
How could you still be upset?Copy !req
589. Call me in 20 years and tell me
if you're still upset about this.Copy !req
590. I hope you realize you're not
getting these underpants back!Copy !req
591. I can't believe this.Copy !req
592. Just two weeks ago,
I was watching Sudden Death...Copy !req
593. and now I'm on a date
with Jean-Claude Van Damme.Copy !req
594. Can you beat up that guy?Copy !req
595. - Can you beat up that guy?
- Sure.Copy !req
596. This is so wild.Copy !req
597. I gotta admit, I was surprised
that you agreed to go on a blind date.Copy !req
598. Normally, I would not do it.Copy !req
599. What made you make
the exception for me?Copy !req
600. Rachel told me...Copy !req
601. you were dying to have a threesome
with me and Drew Barrymore.Copy !req
602. By the way, Drew has
some ground rules and...Copy !req
603. Say you're sorry!Copy !req
604. Say it!Copy !req
605. No! I'm not gonna!Copy !req
606. Say it! Say it!
Great!Copy !req
607. Say you're sorry
or your sweater gets it.Copy !req
608. That is my favorite sweater!
That is my third-date sweater!Copy !req
609. Say you're sorry.Copy !req
610. You wanna play?
Okay, let's play.Copy !req
611. Let's play.Copy !req
612. What'll you do?Copy !req
613. Give me back my sweater
or it's handbag marinara.Copy !req
614. You don't have the guts.Copy !req
615. Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken
to tell some guy he was cute.Copy !req
616. Stop! Stop the madness!Copy !req
617. This is crazy!Copy !req
618. Who can remember why
you're fighting in the first place?Copy !req
619. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
620. But still...Copy !req
621. Look at your purse!Copy !req
622. Look at your sweater!Copy !req
623. Look at yourselves!Copy !req
624. I'll help you fix your sweater.Copy !req
625. I'll help you...Copy !req
626. throw out your purse.Copy !req
627. I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him.Copy !req
628. I'm sorry I went out with him
when I knew you liked him.Copy !req
629. I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves.Copy !req
630. Joey?Copy !req
631. Ma?Copy !req
632. What are you doing here?
I thought you guys took off.Copy !req
633. She took off with my clothes!Copy !req
634. - Are you naked in there?
- Well, not exactly.Copy !req
635. I'm wearing panties.Copy !req
636. You always wear panties?Copy !req
637. No, no. This is the first time.Copy !req
638. Talk about your bad luck!Copy !req
639. The first time you try panties and
someone walks off with your clothes.Copy !req
640. I was not trying them out.
Susie asked me to wear them.Copy !req
641. Let me see!Copy !req
642. No! I'm not letting you
or anybody else see, ever!Copy !req
643. All right, all right!Copy !req
644. Someone's flossing!Copy !req
645. Joey, some people don't like that.Copy !req
646. Chandler's wearing panties.Copy !req
647. What?Copy !req
648. - Let me see!
- You don't have to see!Copy !req
649. Hi, tushy!Copy !req
650. One of you give me your underpants.Copy !req
651. I'm not wearing any.Copy !req
652. How can you not be wearing any?Copy !req
653. I'm getting heat from the guy
in the hot pink thong.Copy !req
654. Look, Ross. I'll give you
$50 for your underpants.Copy !req
655. - Can I have the milk?
- I'm almost done with it.Copy !req
656. Keep your panties on.Copy !req
657. And I'm in the movie!Copy !req
658. - What happened?
- A virus victim called in sick...Copy !req
659. so Cathy recommended me and boom!
I'm dying on a gurney!Copy !req
660. Marcel just finished his last scene,
if you wanna go say goodbye.Copy !req
661. That's okay. He's probably
got parties to go to and stuff.Copy !req
662. He's moved on.
That's the way it goes, right?Copy !req
663. Oh, my God!Copy !req
664. What?Copy !req
665. Looks like we made itCopy !req
666. Left each other on the way...Copy !req
667. to another loveCopy !req
668. Looks like we made itCopy !req
669. Or I thought so, till todayCopy !req
670. Until you were there, everywhereCopy !req
671. And all I could taste was
Love the way we made itCopy !req
672. Looks like we made itCopy !req
673. I'm sorry. It has work between you and me. Or you and me.Copy !req
674. Drew was very disapoited.Copy !req
675. Well, bye for me too.Copy !req
676. Okay, we will bye-bye again.Copy !req
677. Perhaps the three of us. Just...Copy !req
678. Are you sure, I can crush longer with my butt.Copy !req
679. No, no, no... Impressive but no.Copy !req
680. Bye, Marcel!Copy !req
681. See you on the big screen.Copy !req
682. You keep people drinking that beer.Copy !req
683. I will miss you buddy.Copy !req
684. I think I want to write
a song about all this.Copy !req
685. Except one of the strings
on my guitar is broken.Copy !req
686. Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?Copy !req
687. - How long you been waiting to say that?
- About 20 minutes!Copy !req
688. Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!Copy !req
689. Cut!Copy !req
690. Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!Copy !req
691. Cut!Copy !req
692. Can't you see what's going on here?
This man is dying!Copy !req
693. Mommy!Copy !req
694. Can't you see what's going on?
This man is dead!Copy !req