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1. - "G" TO THE AMMIT!

2. I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE.

3. OH, NO, I AM GOING TO DIE.

4. MY STUPID MUSIC TEACHER IS MAKING ME SING

5. A STUPID DUET WITH STUPID KEVIN.

6. AND KEVIN IS BEING A TOTAL CONTROL FREAK.

7. HE WON'T LISTEN TO ANY OF MY CREATIVE IDEAS,

8. AND I AM SO CREATIVE.

9. I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PAINTING I PAINTED WITH PAINT.

10. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ME.

11. HE STUCK ME WITH COSTUME DUTY.

12. BUT HE SAYS THE COSTUMES HAVE TO BE

13. "BLACK TIE CAS OR I'LL MURDER YOUR FACE."

14. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

15. crash!

16. THERE AREN'T ANY GOOD COSTUMES IN HERE.

17. WAIT, WHAT'S THIS PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL DISCOVERY?

18. MAYBE THERE'S PIRATE TREASURE IN HERE.

19. OH.

20. WHAT?

21. NO BOOTY?

22. AWW.

23. LOOK HOW CUTE I WAS.

24. EWW!

25. WAIT, WHY DO PICTURES OF ME AND KEVIN EXIST?

26. "THIS CONTRACT HEREBY BINDS

27. "MR. FRED FIGGLEHORN AND MR. KEVIN

28. AS BEST FRIENDS FOREVER"?

29. KEVIN WAS MY BEST FRIEND?

30. AND LOOK HOW STUPID KEVIN LOOKED BACK THEN.

31. IF I WAS HIM, I WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED

32. IF ANYONE EVER SAW THESE.

33. WAIT.

34. HOLY MOTHER OF INVENTION.

35. - FIGGLEHORN.

36. I DIDN'T ORDER A BUTTS-FOR-BRAINS PIZZA.

37. - NOW, KEVIN, IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK

38. TO YOUR "B" TO THE "F" TO THE "F"?

39. - WHAT?

40. ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

41. WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE YEARS OLD?

42. DUDE, WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS.

43. I'M IN MY CREATIVE ZONE RIGHT NOW, DUDE.

44. I'M, LIKE, ON FIRE.

45. I'M, LIKE, JUST CHURNING OUT HITS.

46. SO GET OFF MY PROPERTY AND GET OFF MY BACK, BRO.

47. - BUT, KEVIN, LOOK HOW HAPPY WE WERE TOGETHER.

48. IT WAS SO TOTALLY FATE THAT MR. RUTON MADE US PARTNERS,

49. LIKE BFF DESTINY.

50. KEVIN, I'M JUST SO EXCITED.

51. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE THESE PICTURES

52. AND SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN.

53. I'M BFFs WITH KEVIN!

54. - NO!

55. FIGGLEHORN, GET DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN.

56. YOU SHOW ANYONE THOSE PHOTOS, I WILL—

57. - WHAT?

58. MURDER MY FACE?

59. KEVIN, THERE'LL BE NO NEED FOR THAT,

60. 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T DREAM OF SHOWING PEOPLE THESE PHOTOS.

61. WELL, AS LONG AS YOU HONOR THIS CONTRACT RIGHT HERE.

62. - ARE YOU BLACKMAILING ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND RIGHT NOW?

63. - WHAT? NO!

64. KEVIN, I'M JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU AS MY BFF!

65. KEVIN AND FRED SITTING IN A TREE!

66. B-F-F...

67. - NO. - I-N-G.

68. - OKAY, FRED, FRED.

69. OKAY, JUST STOP, ALL RIGHT?

70. IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO SHOW THOSE PICTURES,

71. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND, OKAY?

72. - MY BFF?

73. - YOUR...

74. B-B...

75. - F-F.

76. COME ON, KEVIN, DON'T FIGHT IT.

77. - "F."

78. - THERE YOU GO.

79. - I'LL BE YOUR BFF.

80. - YAY.

81. WAY UP TOP, BFF.

82. THEN WHEN THE BREAKDOWN COMES,

83. WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE FEATHER STEP.

84. WE'RE COMING UP, WE'RE FINISHING STRONG

85. WITH A BIG 360 LIKE THIS.

86. - UM, KEVIN?

87. CAN I JUST GIVE YOU A LITTLE BEST FRIENDLY SUGGESTION?

88. I'M THINKING THAT MAYBE IF WE ADD A...

89. SHAKY SHOULDER STEP TO OUR ROUTINE,

90. IT MIGHT GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE JE NE SAIS QUOI.

91. - NO. THOSE AREN'T REAL WORDS.

92. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

93. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

94. I— WE'RE DOING WHAT I'M SAYING!

95. YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA LISTEN TO MY SUGGESTION, KEVIN?

96. HOW UN-BFF OF YOU.

97. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER THE OLD KEVIN ACTING LIKE THIS.

98. FINE!

99. WE'LL DO THE SHAKY SHOULDER THING.

100. BUT WE REALLY HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK HERE, OKAY?

101. - NO MORE WORK.

102. WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING BFFs IF WE CAN'T HAVE FUN, RIGHT?

103. I HAVE THE BEST BFF ACTIVITIES PLANNED.

104. AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

105. CANNONBALL!

106. WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!

107. BEST FRIENDS! BFF! BFF!

108. - OKAY!

109. OH, YEAH!

110. WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!

111. - AND ONCE AGAIN,

112. THE BRAVE KNIGHT FRED HAS SAVED

113. THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS OF THE KINGDOM OF FIGGLEHORN

114. AND DEFEATED THE UGLY DRAGON.

115. - ASTRONAUT.

116. AH!

117. BANANA!

118. HA HA!

119. - WE'VE DONE THIS 32 TIMES!

120. AND THERE ISN'T EVEN A PRINCESS!

121. - NOT YET.

122. SO, YEAH, LIKE, I'LL PROBABLY JUST BE HANGING OUT

123. WITH MY BFF KEV-DAWG THIS WEEKEND.

124. THAT'S JUST WHAT I CALL HIM, THOUGH,

125. SINCE WE'RE, LIKE, SUPER CRAZY GOOD FRIENDS,

126. YOU KNOW?

127. OH, THERE HE IS!

128. HEY, KEV-DAWG!

129. BFF.

130. HOW ARE YOU DOIN', KEV-DAWG?

131. WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.

132. SEE YOU LATER, KEV-DAWG.

133. KEV-DAWG!

134. KEV-DAWG!

135. KEV-DAWG! - AH!

136. I BENCH 150 ON AN OFF DAY.

137. - KEV-DAWG!

138. HELLO, LADIES.

139. HAVING A BEST FRIEND IS THE BESTEST!

140. NO, IT'S BETTER THAN THE BESTEST.

141. IT'S THE BESTEST-ESTEST!

142. AND THE BESTEST-ESTEST PART

143. IS THAT NOW KEVIN HAS TO LISTEN TO MY CREATIVE IDEAS.

144. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.

145. A LITTLE CHANGE HERE.

146. A LITTLE TRIM THERE!

147. NOT TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK, BUT YOU DID GOOD, FRED.

148. KEVIN'S GOING TO LOVE WHAT I DID.

149. NOW I JUST HAVE TO MAKE MY BFF COPIES.

150. - FIGGLEHORN!

151. LET'S DO THIS, BRAH.

152. - OH, HEY.

153. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THESE?

154. - NO. WHAT?

155. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

156. I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE

157. SOME SMALL CREATIVE ADJUSTMENTS ON OUR PERFORMANCE.

158. - CREATIVE CHANGES?

159. DUDE, WHAT? NO WAY!

160. WHAT KIND OF CHANGES?

161. - OH, JUST, YOU KNOW, THE CHOREOGRAPHY

162. AND THE SONG.

163. ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHING, ALL OF IT.

164. - YOU CAN'T JUST COME IN AND CHANGE ALL OF IT.

165. - I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, KEVIN.

166. I HAVE ALL THE POWER NOW.

167. DO YOU SEE THAT?

168. - OKAY, OKAY, RELAX.

169. I'M SURE YOUR CHANGES ARE AMAZING.

170. - I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY.

171. ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH YOUR PART.

172. - "FRED IS THE BEST.

173. HE'S COOL AS CAN BE."

174. YEAH!

175. - WOW!

176. YOU LOOK SO COOL.

177. - YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WEAR THIS, FIGGLEHORN, OKAY?

178. YOU'RE MEANER THAN—

179. YOU'RE MEANER THAN ME, OKAY?

180. I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

181. - IF YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, THAN SO WOULD I,

182. AND I CLEARLY DON'T.

183. - NOW, YOU'RE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE, FIGGLEHORN.

184. YEAH, I'M DONE WITH ALL OF THIS.

185. - ARE YOU SURE?

186. 'CAUSE I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT MAYBE BIG KEVIN

187. IS FORGETTING ABOUT LITTLE KEVIN.

188. - NO, I'M SURE.

189. YEAH, YEAH.

190. I DON'T CARE WHO SEES THOSE.

191. I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK,

192. 'CAUSE GOING ON THAT STAGE DRESSED LIKE THIS

193. IS WORSE THAN ANY STUPID PICTURES YOU HAVE OF ME.

194. FORGET THE PAST, BRO.

195. YOU'RE LIVING IN A DREAM.

196. WE'LL NEVER BE BFFs.

197. WE'LL NEVER BE BFs.

198. WE'LL NEVER EVEN BE "F's!

199. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BRO.

200. TWO FINGERS.

201. PSHEW!

202. - IS THAT IT? YOU THROUGH.

203. GREAT, WHATEVER.

204. "A's TO YOU BOTH, THEN.

205. ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT WE HAVE FRED FIGGLEHORN.

206. WHO'S EXCITED?

207. YEAH, ME NEITHER.

208. - THIS IS IT, FRED.

209. TIME TO MAKE MUSIC HISTORY.

210. FRED! FRED! FRED! FRED!

211. - THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT!

212. FRED! FRED!

213. - THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND!

214. FRED! - THAT'S RIGHT!

215. THAT'S MY BFF!

216. FRED!

217. DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?

218. DID YOU SEE IT HIT HIM IN THE LEG?

219. - DID I GET AN "A" TOO?

220. - NO.

221. NO.

222. - OH.

223. OKAY, I KNOW I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE BIT CARRIED AWAY

224. WITH THE WHOLE BFF THING,

225. BUT I STILL CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE

226. I LOST MY BEST FRIEND TODAY.

227. I MEAN, WE DID HAVE SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER.

228. AHH!

229. DRAGON!

230. AHH!

231. - HEY, FIGGLESTICK.

232. READY FOR SOME WEDGIE TIME?

233. WHAT?

234. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN, BRO?

235. NO ONE EVER MESSES WITH THE KEV-MAN.

236. LET'S GO. COME ON.

237. - DON'T TOUCH FRED-DAWG!

238. - THAT WAS REALLY COOL OF YOU TO HELP ME LIKE THAT.

239. - NO PROBLEM.

240. - YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A BFF, DO YOU?

241. - OH, I WISH.

242. YOUR OUTFIT'S SO COOL.

243. IT'S SO CAS.

244. - YOU KNOW, I PROBABLY HAVE AN EXTRA ONE

245. LAYING AROUND SOMEWHERE.

246. FIST PUMP?

247. - OW. - AH.