Fred: The Show 1x8

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Trying to impress his new crush Holly (the "bad girl" at school), Fred pretends he's a ""bad boy"" and invites Holly over to watch a scary movie.

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1. - HEY, IT'S FRED, AND GUESS WHAT.

2. I'M IN LOVE.

3. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.

4. - FRED, STOP SIGHING ABOUT WHAT I'LL NEVER HAVE.

5. - SORRY, MOM.

6. LOVE.

7. BUT YEP, I'M IN L-O-V-E

8. WITH A SWEET DAME NAMED HOLLY.

9. SHE'S THE SWEETEST, BEAUTIFULIST, GENTLE WOMAN

10. I'VE EVER MET,

11. AND SHE HAS EVERYTHING I LIKE IN A LADY.

12. SHE'S BREATHING, AND SHE DIDN'T RUN AWAY WHEN I SMILED AT HER,

13. SO I GAVE HER MY SMOLDERING LOOK.

14. HEY, COME BACK OVER HERE.

15. I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME TO MOVE TO THIRD BASE,

16. WHICH I THINK IS PICKUP LINES.

17. IF YOU WERE A BOOGER, I'D PICK YOU FIRST.

18. IT'S HOPELESS.

19. A 10 LIKE HERE WOULD NEVER GO FOR A 9.5 LIKE ME.

20. OH.

21. - YO, NOMBRE'S HOLLY, JUST MOVED IN,

22. KICKED OUT OF MY LAST SCHOOL.

23. - OOH.

24. - THIS HOUSE SMELLS LIKE ONION... AND DOG.

25. - I LOVE ONIONS... AND DOGS.

26. - SO I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND ASKING ABOUT THE GUYS IN TOWN,

27. AND EVERYONE'S LIKE, "STAY AWAY FROM FRED.

28. HE'S AWFUL."

29. EVEN YOUR MOM SAID THAT.

30. - OH.

31. - THEN I HEARD YOU RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAY

32. SCREAMING A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH GAMMIT.

33. I LIKE BAD BOYS, FRED.

34. WE SHOULD CATCH A FLICK SOMETIME.

35. - YEAH, I'M FRED, A BAD BOY.

36. LET US WATCH ANY MOVIE ANY TIME.

37. - WICKED.

38. - LET'S WATCH THAT R-RATED SPECIAL,

39. EXTRA-GORY EDITION

40. OF THE BOY WHO WATCHED A MOVIE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE.

41. - YEAH.

42. SHE THINKS YOU'RE A BAD BOY, FRED.

43. BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO START OFF A RELATIONSHIP

44. WITH A LIE.

45. PLEASE.

46. I HAVE THAT DVD UPSTAIRS.

47. - WICKS. LET'S WATCH IT.

48. SEE YOU TONIGHT, FRED.

49. OOH, YOU'RE BAD.

50. OUT.

51. - FRED HAS A DATE.

52. I'M SO GREAT.

53. I'VE GOT A DATE.

54. I SO—WAIT.

55. I DON'T HAVE THAT MOVIE.

56. NO MOVIE EQUALS NO DATE... I THINK.

57. MY MATH WAS SOLID.

58. I HAVE TO GET THE MOVIE BY TONIGHT,

59. OR SHE'LL KNOW I'M NOT A BAD BOY.

60. BUT THE MOVIE IS RATED R, AND I'M NOT 18.

61. CURSE MY PATHETIC AGE.

62. WAIT.

63. BOOYAH.

64. LOOK WHAT I GOT, FIGGLEHORN.

65. THE BOY WHO WATCHED A MOVIE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE.

66. IT'S THE SCARIEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

67. RATED R.

68. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED,

69. AND YOU TELL YOUR DAD THAT YOUR MOM

70. LETS YOU WATCH R-RATED MOVIES.

71. - THAT'S IT.

72. I'LL HAVE MY REMARRY, THEN GET DIVORCED.

73. OR I'LL JUST BORROW THE MOVIE FROM KEVIN WITHOUT HIM KNOWING.

74. HELLO.

75. I AM AN ASTRONAUT.

76. THERE WAS A METEOR SHOWER LAST NIGHT,

77. SO I'M HERE TO INSPECT YOUR HOUSE FOR RADIATION.

78. - WELL, WAIT; WHERE'S YOUR RADIATION DETECTOR, THEN?

79. - OH, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE SPACE SHUTTLE.

80. WELL, BYE.

81. HEY, YOUNG KEVIN.

82. IT'S ME, OLDER KEVIN.

83. I'VE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU

84. THAT YOU ARE IN TERRIBLE DANGER.

85. CAN'T TELL YOU HOW OR WHY.

86. YOU JUST HAVE TO SHOW ME OUR DVD COLLECTION.

87. - THAT'S CRAZY...

88. CRAZY AWESOME THAT I'M STILL SO COOL AS AN OLD FOGEY.

89. SURE, MAN. COME ON IN... ME.

90. - GEE, TIME TRAVELING JUST GIVES YOU MAD JET LAG, YO.

91. COULD I GET A DIGITAL SODA PILL OR SOMETHING?

92. - I STILL LIKE SODA IN THE FUTURE?

93. THAT'S AWESOME.

94. HEY, THE DVDs ARE...

95. I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ME.

96. - TRUE.

97. IF I WERE KEVIN, WHERE WOULD I KEEP A DVD?

98. WAIT A SECOND.

99. I AM KEVIN.

100. WELL, KEVIN, WHERE WOULD YOU HIDE SOMETHING FROM YOUR MOM?

101. GOT IT.

102. - GOT WHAT?

103. - OH, I GOT A CALL FROM THE FUTURE.

104. THEY NEED ME BACK, BECAUSE...

105. THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER MONKEY UPRISING.

106. - HEY, I GOT YOU YOUR SODA.

107. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT FLAVOR YOU WANT...

108. WEIRD.

109. - OOH, YOU'RE BAD,

110. LIKE A BOLOGNA SANDWICH YOU LEFT IN YOUR LOCKER.

111. START THE DREAD, FRED.

112. - MM-HMM.

113. AH! OH! OHH!

114. - THE HOUSE IS ALIVE.

115. THE ONLY WAY TO KILL IT IS TO DESTROY ITS BEATING HEART

116. IN THE WALL.

117. - AH! AHH!

118. AHHH! AHH! AHH!

119. AHH!

120. - OH! AHH!

121. - THAT HOUSE SLAUGHTERED THEM ALL.

122. - SO NOT SCARY.

123. SO NOT SCARY.

124. AHH! HOLD ME. HOLD ME.

125. LET ME DOWN.

126. LET ME DOWN.

127. OHH. OH, MAN.

128. AHH! AHH!

129. HOLLY, THE HOUSE IS POSSESSED.

130. - WHAT A SCAREDY-CAT.

131. - HOLLY.

132. HOLLY!

133. AHH!

134. THE HOUSE MUST HAVE GOT HER.

135. JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE IT SAW THAT ONE TIME.

136. OKAY, OKAY, YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, FRED.

137. OW. FRED, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

138. - BECAUSE YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR BIG BOY PANTS ON.

139. - BUT THE HOUSE IS POSSESSED.

140. - THIS IS YOUR HOUSE.

141. YOU OWN IT.

142. WELL, I GUESS YOUR MOM DOES.

143. ACTUALLY, SHE TOOK OUT A MORTGAGE,

144. SO TECHNICALLY, THE BANK OWNS IT,

145. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

146. YOU NEED TO START ACTING LIKE THE BAD BOY

147. HOLLY THINKS YOU ARE.

148. FIGHT THE HOUSE, AND GET THE GIRL BACK.

149. - YOU'RE RIGHT.

150. HOLLY, I'M COMING FOR YOU.

151. OH, COOL, A RAISIN.

152. - NOT A RAISIN.

153. - PTHEW!

154. YOU'RE RIGHT.

155. TIME FOR A HOUSE WARMING.

156. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, EVIL, POSSESSED HOUSE.

157. ON THE COUNT OF TEN, I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU.

158. ONE, TWO, THREE...

159. AH, HOUSE! GIVE HER BACK!

160. TAKE THAT, HOUSE.

161. TAKE THAT.

162. TAKE THAT.

163. ARRGH.

164. - FRED.

165. - HOLLY, YOU'RE BACK.

166. I SAVED YOU.

167. - YOU SAVED ME?

168. I CAME BACK, BECAUSE I FORGOT MY PURSE.

169. ARE YOU DERANGED IN THE MEMBRANE?

170. THIS ISN'T YOU TALKING, HOLLY.

171. YOU'RE STILL UNDER THE HOUSES CURSE.

172. LET ME PUT TACKS IN YOUR FACE.

173. - FRED, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN EVIL, POSSESSED HOUSE,

174. AN NO ONE IS OUT TO GET YOU.

175. - I'M GONNA GET YOU.

176. EVIL.

177. - TAKE FRED. HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT.

178. I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.

179. HE, NOT SO MUCH.

180. - YOU'LL PAY.

181. - WE HAVE TO DESTROY ITS POUNDING HEART IN THE WALL.

182. JUST LIKE THEY DID IN THAT MOVIE WE SAW ON OUR FIRST DATE.

183. AHH, THE MEMORIES.

184. - FRED, I'M GONNA GET YOU.

185. EVIL.

186. I'M GONNA GET YOU.

187. - OKAY, I KNOW I DON'T HAVE ROCKET FUEL DYNAMITE,

188. LIKE IN THE MOVIE, BUT WHAT WE HAVE IS JUST AS GOOD.

189. - FOCUS, FRED.

190. ONE WRONG MOVE, AND YOU'LL EXPLODE US ALL.

191. - OH.

192. AND NOW FOR THE SPECIAL INGREDIENT.

193. - WICKS.

194. NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE THIS HOUSE FLY.

195. - THAT LINE IS SO VIN DIESEL.

196. - FRED, PEOPLE, I'M GONNA GET YOU.

197. YOU WILL PAY.

198. - DO IT, FRED.

199. DESTROY ITS BEATING HEART IN THE WALL.

200. - EVIL.

201. - IT'S TIME FOR THIS HOME TO GET HOMESICK...

202. - EVIL. - RIGHT?

203. - JUST DO IT.

204. - FIGGLEHORN.

205. - IT'S A GHOST.

206. - FIGGLEHORN.

207. FIGGLEHORN!

208. DUDE, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?

209. FIRST YOU PRETEND TO BE FUTURE ME.

210. THEN YOU STEAL MY DVD.

211. THEN YOU MAKE ME POUND ON THE WALL FOR 15 MINUTES

212. SCREAMING YOUR NAME AND HOW EVIL YOU ARE.

213. AND THEN WHEN YOU FINALLY ANSWER ME,

214. YOU DO IT BY EXPLODING A WALL IN MY FACE?

215. - YEAH.

216. - GIVE ME BACK MY DVD RIGHT NOW, MAN.

217. WHAT'S UP?

218. THANK YOU.

219. THIS ISN'T OVER, FIGGLEHORN.

220. I'M KEVIN, BY THE WAY.

221. - WELL, I GUESS YOU KNOW THE TRUTH NOW.

222. I NEVER HAD THE DVD AT ALL.

223. I GUESS I'M NOT MUCH OF A BAD BOY.

224. - LYING, STEALING, DESTROYING A HOUSE.

225. I LOVE IT.

226. - I'M A BAD MAN.

227. - FREDDIE, I HAVE A DATE WITH A GENTLEMEN CALLER,

228. SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RETIRE TO THE BACKYARD TENT.

229. AHH!

230. FRED, WHAT DID YOU DO?

231. YOU ARE GROUNDED, MISTER.

232. - I'M SORRY, MOM, BUT I'M A BAD APPLE NOW.

233. YOU'LL HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO LITTLE FRED,

234. BECAUSE I'M ALL MAN NOW.

235. - REALLY? REALLY?

236. REALLY?

237. - AHH!

238. OH, THE DARK. NO NIGHT-LIGHT.

239. AHH!

240. AH.

241. I'LL CALL YOU LATER, HOLLY.

242. YOU KNOW, THIS HOUSE IS POSSESSED...

243. BY WEIRDOESWEIRDOS.

244. OUT.

245. - YOU COULD DO BETTER, FREDDIE.

246. - THANKS, MOM.