Fred: The Show 1x7

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Fred starts a lemonade stand in his front yard (complete with tables and chairs, a bathroom and free wi-fi) and it becomes so successful he has to hire an employee.

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1. - HI, IT'S FRED!

2. HEY-EY, CAN I GET A "WHAT, WHAT?"

3. JUST KIDDING. I DON'T WANT A "WHAT, WHAT?"

4. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WANT?

5. ONE OF THESE.

6. IT'S AN ECO-STARLIGHT 500,

7. ONLY THE SWEETEST, SLICKEST, SICKEST ELECTRIC SCOOTER

8. ON THE MARKET, YO!

9. CAN YOU IMAGINE ME ROLLING UP TO THE LADIES

10. ON ONE OF THESE THINGS?

11. I'LL BE ALL LIKE, "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

12. WHAT'S UP, LADIES? HUH? HUH? YEAH."

13. I MEAN, RIGHT?

14. EXCEPT THE ONLY PROBLEM IS,

15. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ONE!

16. SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?

17. I'M GONNA CRY AND SCREAM AND FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF.

18. THIS CAN'T BE!

19. MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY RUINED!

20. WAIT! I COULD EARN THE MONEY.

21. I DO HAVE THAT BIKE IN THE GARAGE.

22. I COULD ENTER THE TOUR DE FRANCE.

23. I'M SURE THAT COMES WITH A SWEET CASH PRIZE.

24. EXCEPT THE BACK TIRE RUBS,

25. SO I MIGHT ONLY COME IN SECOND AND NOT WIN.

26. OH!

27. - I KNOW!

28. I'LL START MY OWN LEMONADE STAND!

29. I MAKE THE MOST AMAZING AND DELICIOUS LEMONADE

30. IN THE WHOLE WORLD,

31. 'CAUSE I MAKE IT WITH A SECRET INGREDIENT.

32. TO WORK!

33. ALL RIGHT, LET'S BEGIN.

34. IT'S ALWAYS IMPORTANT WHEN SQUEEZING LEMONS

35. TO REMEMBER TO NEVER LET ANY LEMON JUICE GET IN YOUR—

36. AH!

37. OW, MY EYE!

38. MY CUT ON MY FINGER! IT'S IN MY CUT!

39. BURNS! IT BURNS!

40. ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON.

41. SUGAR.

42. SUCRE.

43. SWEETNESS.

44. NATURE'S...

45. SWEETNESS.

46. WATER.

47. HMM.

48. MAYBE A TEENY BIT MORE WATER.

49. WHOA!

50. THAT HITS THE SPOT!

51. KIND OF POUNDS THE SPOT, ACTUALLY.

52. MAYBE A TEENY BIT SWEET, TEENY BIT.

53. A LITTLE GLUCOSE RUSH.

54. THAT REALLY JUST PACKS A WALLOP.

55. WAIT. THAT'S IT!

56. THE LEMON WALLOP.

57. WHOA!

58. MAYBE A LITTLE MORE LEMON

59. AND A LITTLE LESS WALLOP.

60. BUT NOW FOR MY PIECE DE RESISTANCE,

61. MY ULTRA-SPECIAL SECRET INGREDIENT.

62. OMG!

63. IT'S AMAZING!

64. LEMON WALLOPS!

65. WORLD'S BEST LEMONADE!

66. GET A GLASS OF DELICIOUS, MOUTH-PUCKERING,

67. LIFE-CHANGING GOODNESS!

68. LEMON WALLOPS!

69. SWEET...

70. GOODNESS.

71. GAMMIT, THIS ISN'T WORKING!

72. NO ONE'S EVEN STOPPING BY.

73. WAIT.

74. I'M GOING ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.

75. I NEED TO CATCH THEIR EYE.

76. I ALSO NEED TO OFFER THEM A FUN AND APPEALING PLACE

77. IN WHICH TO ENJOY MY PRODUCT.

78. THAT'S IT.

79. I HAVE TO REINVENT MY WHOLE ENTIRE BUSINESS MODEL.

80. LET'S GET IT ON.

81. CHECK IT OUT!

82. COME ON.

83. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

84. AND NOW FOR WHAT REALLY MAKES

85. THE UNIFORM.

86. I MADE IT ALL MYSELF.

87. ARE YOU IMPRESSED?

88. 'CAUSE YOU SHOULD BE.

89. MY FIRST CUSTOMERS!

90. IT'S WORKING. YIPPEE!

91. HELLO, AND WELCOME TO LEMON FRED'S.

92. CARE TO TRY A LEMON WALLOP,

93. THE BEST, MOST INCREDIBLE,

94. MOST MIND-NUMBINGLY DELICIOUS LEMONADE

95. ANY HUMAN HAS EVER INGESTED?

96. HERE.

97. WOW, IT REALLY IS AMAZING.

98. WHAT AN INTERESTING FLAVOR.

99. - THAT'S MY SECRET INGREDIENT.

100. THANKS! BE SURE TO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

101. NEXT CUSTOMER, PLEASE.

102. - FRED, WHAT IN THE NAME OF H-DOUBLE-CANDY-CANES

103. IS GOING ON IN HERE?

104. - I'M RUNNING A HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL

105. ENTREPRENEURIAL VENUE.

106. - YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

107. ARE THESE MY LEMONS?

108. 'CAUSE IF THEY ARE, YOU BETTER PLAN

109. ON CUTTING ME IN ON MY SHARE OF THE PROFITS.

110. - I ASSURE YOU THEY ARE MY LEMONS.

111. I PAID FOR THEM WITH MY OWN MONEY.

112. - YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER HAVE,

113. BECAUSE IF I FIND OUT YOU BEEN USING ANY OF MY STUFF,

114. BELIEVE YOU ME, BUSTER,

115. I'M COMING BACK FOR MY POUND OF FLESH.

116. - POUND OF FLESH?

117. UGH!

118. SOME MORE LEMON WALLOPS. HERE YOU GO.

119. ENJOY IT.

120. OH!

121. HELLO.

122. OH, HEY, BERTHA!

123. THE BEACH TOMORROW?

124. I'D LOVE TO.

125. OH, GAMMIT. NEVER MIND.

126. I CAN'T. I WORK.

127. LISTEN, BERTHA, I HAVE TO GO,

128. BUT I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OKAY?

129. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

130. I'VE BECOME A BEAST OF BURDEN

131. ON A NEVER-ENDING TREADMILL OF MY OWN DESIGN!

132. WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING ALL THIS MONEY

133. IF I CAN'T ENJOY IT?

134. I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS RAT RACE.

135. WAIT!

136. I GOT IT!

137. CAN YOU TELL ME WHY YOU'RE INTERESTED

138. IN WORKING WITH THIS ORGANIZATION?

139. - WELL, I THINK IT WOULD BE AN EASY COMMUTE.

140. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, MOST OF THIS SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER.

141. IS THERE A WAY YOU CAN GET ME A LIST OF REFERENCES?

142. - OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IN A THUNDERSTORM, FRED.

143. I'M YOUR MOTHER. - YEAH.

144. AND HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE THING CALLED NEPOTISM?

145. - THAT IS DISGUSTING.

146. - NEPOTISM MEANS SHOWING FAVORITISM

147. BASED ON FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

148. - I KNEW THAT.

149. - IT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.

150. - YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

151. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO WORK

152. AT YOUR STUPID LEMONADE STAND ANYWAY.

153. - OKAY, THIS SEEMS ALL RIGHT.

154. DO YOU HAVE ANY CITRUS PHOBIAS?

155. SPECIFICALLY LEMONS.

156. I SUPPOSE YOU COULD BE TERRIFIED OF ORANGES,

157. AND THAT WOULD BE OKAY.

158. - UH, NOPE,

159. NO CITRUS PHOBIA.

160. - YOU'RE HIRED!

161. - WHOA.

162. WHAT'S THAT?

163. - THE LEMON FRED UNIFORM.

164. - NOT COOL, MAN.

165. - THE EMPLOYEE MANUAL SPECIFICALLY STATES

166. ONE CANNOT WORK AT LEMON FRED'S UNLESS THEY'RE WILLING

167. TO PROUDLY DON THE LEMON FRED UNIFORM.

168. - OH, ALL RIGHT.

169. GIVE IT TO ME.

170. - OH, AND ONE MORE THING.

171. YOU HAVE TO SIGN THIS CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENT

172. SWEARING THAT YOU'LL NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,

173. DISCUSS THE LEMON WALLOP RECIPE WITH ANYONE

174. AND ALSO THAT YOU'LL NEVER, EVER REVEAL THE SECRET INGREDIENT

175. THAT MAKES THEM SO INCREDIBLY, DELICIOUSLY,

176. AMAZINGLY, INCREDIBLY AMAZING.

177. - WHATEVS.

178. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

179. YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY, NOW.

180. - HE'S ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR NOW.

181. BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M NOT HERE?

182. IF I GO TO THE BEACH WITH BERTHA,

183. HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST HIM WITH MY BUSINESS?

184. OH, I KNOW!

185. I'LL COME BACK LATER IN DISGUISE

186. AND OBSERVE HIM.

187. I'LL BE AN UNDERCOVER BOSS!

188. I KNEW IT!

189. HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.

190. HE'S PROBABLY IN THE BACK SLEEPING

191. OR, BETTER YET, UPLOADING A VIDEO

192. THAT REVEALS THE SECRET INGREDIENT

193. THAT RENDERS THE LEMON WALLOPS TO BE SO IRRESISTIBLY—

194. - WELCOME TO LEMON FRED, HOME OF THE LEMON WALLOP.

195. HOW MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?

196. - GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.

197. GOOD DAY.

198. I'M FEELING A MIGHT BIT PARCHED.

199. DO I UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY THAT YOU SERVE

200. LIQUID REFRESHMENTS AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT?

201. - UH...

202. YEAH.

203. - WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL.

204. WELL, LET ME SEE WHAT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR.

205. UM...

206. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

207. I NEED MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

208. DID YOU SEE THAT?

209. HE IS CLEARLY IN VIOLATION OF THE LEMON FRED DRESS CODE!

210. CLEARLY STATES ON PAGE 53, RULE 13F,

211. THAT ALL BUTTONS MUST BE FULLY BUTTONED

212. DURING WORK HOURS!

213. THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!

214. I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TERMINATE HIM

215. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

216. - HELLO, AND WELCOME TO LEMON FRED,

217. HOME OF THE LEMON WALLOP.

218. - YES, GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR. GOOD DAY.

219. I'M FEELING A MIGHT PARCHED.

220. DO I UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY YOU SERVE

221. LIQUID REFRESHMENTS AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT?

222. - YEAH.

223. - THEN I BELIEVE I'LL TRY A LEMON WALLOP,

224. IF YOU DON'T MIND.

225. OH!

226. - I KNEW IT.

227. THAT ROTTEN THIEF HAS BEEN USING MY STUFF

228. TO MAKE HIS STUPID LEMONADE.

229. I WAS WONDERING WHO TOOK MY CLAM JUICE.

230. CLAM JUICE?

231. - NO, WAIT! DON'T LEAVE!

232. IT'S STILL DELICIOUS!

233. - ACTUALLY, I'M FROM THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT.

234. WE'VE HAD REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THIS ESTABLISHMENT

235. IS IN BREACH OF MULTIPLE HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE VIOLATIONS.

236. ARE YOU FRED FIGGLEHORN, THE FRED OF LEMON FRED?

237. - WHAT?

238. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

239. I'M JUST A THIRSTY CUSTOMER.

240. - THAT'S HIM.

241. THAT'S FRED FIGGLEHORN.

242. - THAT IS ABSURD!

243. I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT!

244. - PACKAGE FOR FRED FIGGLEHORN.

245. - THAT'S ME!

246. THE ECO-STARLIGHT 500!

247. HELLO. BERTHA!

248. I CAN MEET YOU AT THE BEACH AFTER ALL.

249. TURNS OUT I'M TOTALLY FREE TODAY.

250. EXCUSE ME.