Fred: The Show 1x6

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Fred decides to get his driver's license and enrolls in driver's ed. While waiting for his driving instructor, Fred accidentally becomes an accomplice to a bank robbery!

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1. OH, HEY, DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

2. PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I'M LOOKING SO BAD,

3. WHICH IS GOOD,

4. BUT THAT'S HOW THE BAD GUYS SAY IT.

5. NOT BAD GUYS LIKE CRIMINALS,

6. JUST GUYS THAT ARE SO COOL AND SICK.

7. BUT NOT SICK LIKE THE FLU.

8. MY BRAIN'S SPINNING!

9. ANYWHO, THE REASON WHY I'M WEARING MY GOOD PLEATHER

10. IS 'CAUSE IT'S SUNDAY.

11. AND SUNDAYS ARE THE DAY THAT I TAKE THE OPEN ROAD

12. ON MY HOG.

13. AND NOT A HOG LIKE A "HOG,"

14. BUT LIKE A CHOPPER BUT NOT A CHOPPER LIKE A—

15. MY BRAIN IS SPINNING THE OTHER WAY.

16. LESS TALKY, MORE RIDEY.

17. LET'S ROLL!

18. OW, MY HAND!

19. MOM, MOM, MOM!

20. I SCRAPED MY HAND!

21. IT BURNS!

22. I NEED YOU TO KISS IT.

23. - OH, LOOK.

24. THE LITTLE BIKER HAS A LITTLE BOO-BOO.

25. I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR LEATHER DIAPER, FIGGLEHORN.

26. JUST LEAVE THE ROAD TO THE REAL DRIVERS.

27. WHOO! SEE THAT, SON?

28. YEAH!

29. I CALL THAT THE CUL-DE-SAC DRIFT.

30. - WHATEVER, KEVIN.

31. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR SKID MARKS.

32. - YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT,

33. 'CAUSE IN TWO WEEKS,

34. THIS GUY IS GONNA HAVE HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.

35. THAT'S RIGHT.

36. RAISE THE SUNROOF!

37. BEEP, BEEP.

38. THAT'S THE SUNROOF GOING UP.

39. BEEP.

40. YEAH.

41. BUT YOU HAVE FUN ON YOUR LITTLE TOY.

42. - OH, FREDDY, MAN UP.

43. NOW, DO YOU WANT OUCHY OCTOPUS OR BOO-BOO BABOON?

44. - MOM, THIS PRECISELY THE PROBLEM.

45. YOU BABY ME.

46. I SHOULD BE LEARNING TO DRIVE, LIKE KEVIN.

47. BOO-BOO BABOON.

48. - FREDDY, YOU BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR

49. IS THE SCARIEST THING I COULD EVER IMAGINE.

50. - IN MY DEFENSE, I'M NO PICNIC AS A PASSENGER EITHER.

51. OOH, A COLORADO LICENSE PLATE, MOM.

52. OOH, AND AN IOWA ONE.

53. MOM, LOOK.

54. LOOK AT THE IOWA LICENSE PLATE.

55. LOOK AT THE TROLL ON THE SIGN.

56. I'M GETTING CARSICK, MOM.

57. MOM, SLOW DOWN. I'M GETTING SICK!

58. PUNCH BUGGY.

59. - OW. - GOTCHA.

60. I THINK WE JUST RAN OVER A SKUNK.

61. OH.

62. WHO'S THIS?

63. WHO'S THIS LADY?

64. WHO'S THIS LADY DRIVING THE CAR?

65. MOM, I'M MAKING BUBBLES.

66. ARE WE THERE YET, MOM? ARE WE THERE YET?

67. MOM, ARE WE ALMOST THERE?

68. ARE WE GONNA BE THERE IN A LITTLE BIT, MOM?

69. MOM, ARE WE ALMOST THERE?

70. MOM, I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

71. I HAVE TO GO WEE-WEE!

72. I NEED A POTTY BREAK!

73. PULL OVER, MOM!

74. MM-HMM.

75. - DRIVER'S ED, HERE YOU COME.

76. - YAY!

77. - WE SEE SOME STORM CLOUDS COMING IN,

78. BUT BEFORE WE GO TO THAT,

79. WE HAVE THE LATEST UPDATE

80. ON THE STEVENSON HIGH SCHOOL SPELLING BEE.

81. YOU CAN SEE SOME OF THESE WORDS THAT—

82. WHEN'S HE GONNA GET HERE, MOM?

83. WHEN'S HE GONNA GET HERE?

84. - FREDDY, THE DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

85. ISN'T GONNA BE HERE FOR ANOTHER HOUR.

86. EASE OFF THE GAS.

87. - I'M JUST SO EXCITED.

88. I CAN HARDLY STAND IT!

89. I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE CAR.

90. POLICE ARE ON THE HUNT FOR A MAN

91. WHO HAS ROBBED SEVERAL LOCAL BANKS.

92. THE SUSPECT IS REPORTEDLY ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

93. POLICE ARE URGING PARENTS TO KEEP THEIR CHILDREN INDOORS.

94. IN THE MEANTIME, GET A GOOD LOOK AT THIS.

95. THIS IS A SECURITY CAMERA PHOTO OF THE CULPRIT.

96. - OH, HE'S KIND OF CUTE.

97. - VROOM!

98. VROOM, VROOM, VROOM, VROOM!

99. EHH. FAST CAR.

100. HIGH SPEED CHASE.

101. WE'VE GOT A FAST CAR.

102. - HEY, FIGGLEHORN. WHAT'S UP, MAN?

103. WHAT, ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOUR MOM

104. TO GIVE YOU A RIDE SOMEWHERE?

105. - NO!

106. I'M WAITING FOR MY DRIVER'S INSTRUCTOR.

107. TODAY IS MY FIRST LESSON.

108. - WHATEVER.

109. I'M SO FAR AHEAD OF YOU, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

110. MR. BAUMGARDEN SAID

111. I MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE TO LEAVE THE CUL-DE-SAC TODAY.

112. - OOH.

113. - PEACE!

114. I MEANT TO DO THAT.

115. - EASY, EASY.

116. - THAT TOO.

117. YAY! YOU'RE HERE!

118. - SHH! DON'T MAKE A SOUND.

119. - OH, SORRY.

120. - DO EXACTLY AS I SAY AND STEP ON IT.

121. - STEP ON WHAT?

122. - THE GAS. - OH.

123. ALL RIGHTY. SURE.

124. - YES, DRIVE!

125. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO PUSHY.

126. THAT'S A BIT RUDE.

127. OKAY, WE'RE CURRENTLY IN DRIVE.

128. BUT NOT JUST YET.

129. ADJUST THE MIRROR.

130. OKAY. - I SAID, "DRIVE"!

131. - WHY DOES HE GET TO LEAVE THE CUL-DE-SAC?

132. - UM, SIR?

133. IS IT OKAY IF I ASK YOU A COUPLE QUESTIONS?

134. - FINE.

135. BUT MAKE IT FAST.

136. - OKAY, WELL...

137. HOW MANY SECONDS DO I WAIT AT THAT STOP SIGN?

138. IS THERE EVER A "GO" SIGN?

139. WHICH HAND IS BETTER TO TEXT WITH WHILE I DRIVE?

140. CAN YOU PUT THINGS OTHER THAN GLOVES IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT?

141. HOW DO I KNOW WHEN I'M OUT OF GAS?

142. AND WHAT DOES "CHECK ENGINE" MEAN?

143. KID, SHUT UP.

144. PULL OVER AT THAT BANK.

145. OKAY, FINE.

146. IF YOU MUST KNOW,

147. THREE, NO, NEITHER, WHEN IT STOPS,

148. YES, AND CHECK ENGINE.

149. AND KEEP THE CAR RUNNING.

150. - OKAY.

151. JEEZ, WHO KNEW DRIVING LESSONS COULD BE SO EXCITING?

152. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE DRIVING INSTRUCTOR,

153. MR. GLOVE COMPARTMENT?

154. "OH, HE SEEMS KIND OF BOSSY,

155. BUT HE SEEMS LIKE AN EXCELLENT DRIVING TEACHER."

156. - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

157. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

158. COME ON, COME ON!

159. OH, YOU LEFT ONE OF THE BAGS OUT THERE.

160. - WE DON'T HAVE TIME. LET'S DO THIS!

161. - DON'T WORRY. I'LL GO GET IT.

162. WHAT?

163. THERE YOU GO, SIR.

164. - WE NOW HAVE A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

165. ON THE BANK ROBBER STORY.

166. HE APPARENTLY IS ACTING WITH AN ACCOMPLICE.

167. HERE IS A POLICE ARTIST'S RENDERING

168. OF HIS PARTNER IN CRIME.

169. - HE LOOKS KIND OF FAMILIAR.

170. - THE GETAWAY DRIVER IS SAID TO HAVE A HIGH, SQUEAKY VOICE,

171. ELEMENTARY DRIVING SKILLS,

172. AND OFTEN CONFUSES SQUIRRELS FOR DOGS.

173. - OBVIOUSLY THE PRODUCT OF POOR PARENTING.

174. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

175. - $12,000, $13,000, $14,000.

176. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH MONEY I STOLE TODAY.

177. - GOOD FOR YOU, MR. DRIVING INSTRUCTOR MAN.

178. - KID, FOR THE LAST TIME,

179. I'M NOT A DRIVING INSTRUCTOR.

180. I'M A BANK ROBBER.

181. - YEAH, I'M SURE.

182. - WE ALSO NOW BELIEVE TO HAVE THE IDENTITIES

183. OF THE BANK ROBBERY SUSPECTS.

184. ONE LYLE BRIGGS AND FRED FIGGLEHORN.

185. - THAT'S FUNNY.

186. MY NAME IS FRED FIGGLEHORN TOO.

187. YOUR FIRST NAME DOESN'T HAPPEN TO BE LYLE,

188. DOES IT?

189. - I HATE THAT NAME.

190. MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME.

191. - DO EXACTLY AS I SAY AND STEP ON IT.

192. - PULL OVER AT THAT BANK.

193. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH MONEY I STOLE TODAY.

194. - KID, FOR THE LAST TIME,

195. I'M NOT A DRIVING INSTRUCTOR.

196. I'M A BANK ROBBER.

197. I'M A BANK ROBBER. BANK ROBBER.

198. - WHAT?

199. OH, MY GAMMIT!

200. - I THINK HE MIGHT BE A BANK ROBBER.

201. I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

202. YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL.

203. OH, WELL.

204. - AHH!

205. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

206. - I ALMOST RAN OVER A SQUIRREL.

207. - THAT'S NOT A SQUIRREL. THAT'S A DOG.

208. - OH, NO, THAT WAS DEFINITELY A SQUIRREL.

209. YEAH, YOU CAN TELL BY ITS HIND LEGS AND LEASH.

210. - NO.

211. NO, THAT'S— THAT'S A DOG, KID.

212. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT.

213. - TRUST ME. I HAVE A VERY KEEN EYE.

214. NOTHING GETS PAST ME.

215. AND WHEN IT COMES TO SQUIRRELS,

216. I'M ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT. - LOOK OUT.

217. LOOK OUT.

218. LOOK OUT!

219. - PHEW. THAT WAS CLOSE.

220. ALTHOUGH I HIT THE BRAKE SO HARD IT KIND OF HURT MY FOOT.

221. DARN IT.

222. - OUR NEWS TEAM OWES MR. FIGGLEHORN

223. A SINCERE APOLOGY.

224. TURNS OUT, HE WAS AN INNOCENT VICTIM

225. AND ALSO A HERO.

226. - YOU HEAR THAT, FREDDY?

227. YOU'RE A HERO.

228. - YEAH, I GUESS I AM.

229. BUT IT'S TOTALLY WORTH THE FOOT OWIE.

230. - I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU LESSONS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

231. THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

232. YOU READY TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE?

233. - YOU BET I AM.

234. WHEE! GIDDYAP, HORSEY!

235. - GO AHEAD AND MAKE A LEFT UP AHEAD, FREDDY.

236. - WHOO!

237. YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM.

238. THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ACTUALLY DRIVING A CAR.