1. OH, HEY, DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
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2. PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY I'M LOOKING SO BAD,
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3. WHICH IS GOOD,
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4. BUT THAT'S HOW
THE BAD GUYS SAY IT.
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5. NOT BAD GUYS LIKE CRIMINALS,
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6. JUST GUYS THAT ARE
SO COOL AND SICK.
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7. BUT NOT SICK LIKE THE FLU.
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8. MY BRAIN'S SPINNING!
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9. ANYWHO, THE REASON WHY I'M
WEARING MY GOOD PLEATHER
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10. IS 'CAUSE IT'S SUNDAY.
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11. AND SUNDAYS ARE THE DAY
THAT I TAKE THE OPEN ROAD
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12. ON MY HOG.
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13. AND NOT A HOG LIKE A "HOG,"
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14. BUT LIKE A CHOPPER BUT NOT A
CHOPPER LIKE A—
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15. MY BRAIN IS SPINNING
THE OTHER WAY.
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16. LESS TALKY, MORE RIDEY.
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17. LET'S ROLL!
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18. OW, MY HAND!
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19. MOM, MOM, MOM!
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20. I SCRAPED MY HAND!
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21. IT BURNS!
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22. I NEED YOU TO KISS IT.
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23. - OH, LOOK.
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24. THE LITTLE BIKER
HAS A LITTLE BOO-BOO.
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25. I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR LEATHER
DIAPER, FIGGLEHORN.
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26. JUST LEAVE THE ROAD
TO THE REAL DRIVERS.
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27. WHOO!
SEE THAT, SON?
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28. YEAH!
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29. I CALL THAT
THE CUL-DE-SAC DRIFT.
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30. - WHATEVER, KEVIN.
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31. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE
YOUR SKID MARKS.
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32. - YEAH, WELL,
YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT,
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33. 'CAUSE IN TWO WEEKS,
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34. THIS GUY IS GONNA HAVE
HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.
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35. THAT'S RIGHT.
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36. RAISE THE SUNROOF!
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37. BEEP, BEEP.
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38. THAT'S THE SUNROOF GOING UP.
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39. BEEP.
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40. YEAH.
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41. BUT YOU HAVE FUN
ON YOUR LITTLE TOY.
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42. - OH, FREDDY, MAN UP.
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43. NOW, DO YOU WANT OUCHY OCTOPUS
OR BOO-BOO BABOON?
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44. - MOM, THIS PRECISELY
THE PROBLEM.
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45. YOU BABY ME.
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46. I SHOULD BE LEARNING TO DRIVE,
LIKE KEVIN.
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47. BOO-BOO BABOON.
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48. - FREDDY, YOU BEHIND THE WHEEL
OF A CAR
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49. IS THE SCARIEST THING
I COULD EVER IMAGINE.
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50. - IN MY DEFENSE, I'M NO PICNIC
AS A PASSENGER EITHER.
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51. OOH, A COLORADO LICENSE PLATE,
MOM.
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52. OOH, AND AN IOWA ONE.
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53. MOM, LOOK.
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54. LOOK AT THE IOWA LICENSE PLATE.
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55. LOOK AT THE TROLL ON THE SIGN.
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56. I'M GETTING CARSICK, MOM.
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57. MOM, SLOW DOWN.
I'M GETTING SICK!
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58. PUNCH BUGGY.
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59. - OW.
- GOTCHA.
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60. I THINK WE JUST RAN OVER
A SKUNK.
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61. OH.
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62. WHO'S THIS?
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63. WHO'S THIS LADY?
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64. WHO'S THIS LADY DRIVING THE CAR?
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65. MOM, I'M MAKING BUBBLES.
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66. ARE WE THERE YET, MOM?
ARE WE THERE YET?
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67. MOM, ARE WE ALMOST THERE?
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68. ARE WE GONNA BE THERE
IN A LITTLE BIT, MOM?
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69. MOM, ARE WE ALMOST THERE?
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70. MOM, I REALLY HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
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71. I HAVE TO GO WEE-WEE!
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72. I NEED A POTTY BREAK!
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73. PULL OVER, MOM!
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74. MM-HMM.
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75. - DRIVER'S ED,
HERE YOU COME.
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76. - YAY!
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77. - WE SEE SOME
STORM CLOUDS COMING IN,
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78. BUT BEFORE WE GO TO THAT,
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79. WE HAVE THE LATEST UPDATE
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80. ON THE STEVENSON HIGH SCHOOL
SPELLING BEE.
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81. YOU CAN SEE
SOME OF THESE WORDS THAT—
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82. WHEN'S HE GONNA GET HERE, MOM?
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83. WHEN'S HE GONNA GET HERE?
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84. - FREDDY,
THE DRIVING INSTRUCTOR
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85. ISN'T GONNA BE HERE
FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
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86. EASE OFF THE GAS.
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87. - I'M JUST SO EXCITED.
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88. I CAN HARDLY STAND IT!
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89. I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
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90. POLICE ARE ON THE HUNT FOR A MAN
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91. WHO HAS ROBBED
SEVERAL LOCAL BANKS.
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92. THE SUSPECT IS REPORTEDLY ARMED
AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
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93. POLICE ARE URGING PARENTS
TO KEEP THEIR CHILDREN INDOORS.
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94. IN THE MEANTIME,
GET A GOOD LOOK AT THIS.
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95. THIS IS A SECURITY CAMERA PHOTO
OF THE CULPRIT.
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96. - OH, HE'S KIND OF CUTE.
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97. - VROOM!
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98. VROOM, VROOM, VROOM, VROOM!
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99. EHH.
FAST CAR.
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100. HIGH SPEED CHASE.
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101. WE'VE GOT A FAST CAR.
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102. - HEY, FIGGLEHORN.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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103. WHAT, ARE YOU WAITING
FOR YOUR MOM
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104. TO GIVE YOU A RIDE SOMEWHERE?
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105. - NO!
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106. I'M WAITING
FOR MY DRIVER'S INSTRUCTOR.
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107. TODAY IS MY FIRST LESSON.
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108. - WHATEVER.
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109. I'M SO FAR AHEAD OF YOU,
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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110. MR. BAUMGARDEN SAID
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111. I MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE
TO LEAVE THE CUL-DE-SAC TODAY.
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112. - OOH.
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113. - PEACE!
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114. I MEANT TO DO THAT.
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115. - EASY, EASY.
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116. - THAT TOO.
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117. YAY!
YOU'RE HERE!
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118. - SHH!
DON'T MAKE A SOUND.
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119. - OH, SORRY.
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120. - DO EXACTLY AS I SAY
AND STEP ON IT.
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121. - STEP ON WHAT?
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122. - THE GAS.
- OH.
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123. ALL RIGHTY.
SURE.
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124. - YES, DRIVE!
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125. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO PUSHY.
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126. THAT'S A BIT RUDE.
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127. OKAY, WE'RE CURRENTLY IN DRIVE.
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128. BUT NOT JUST YET.
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129. ADJUST THE MIRROR.
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130. OKAY.
- I SAID, "DRIVE"!
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131. - WHY DOES HE
GET TO LEAVE THE CUL-DE-SAC?
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132. - UM, SIR?
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133. IS IT OKAY IF I ASK YOU
A COUPLE QUESTIONS?
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134. - FINE.
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135. BUT MAKE IT FAST.
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136. - OKAY, WELL...
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137. HOW MANY SECONDS DO I WAIT
AT THAT STOP SIGN?
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138. IS THERE EVER A "GO" SIGN?
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139. WHICH HAND IS BETTER
TO TEXT WITH WHILE I DRIVE?
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140. CAN YOU PUT THINGS OTHER THAN
GLOVES IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT?
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141. HOW DO I KNOW
WHEN I'M OUT OF GAS?
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142. AND WHAT DOES
"CHECK ENGINE" MEAN?
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143. KID, SHUT UP.
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144. PULL OVER AT THAT BANK.
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145. OKAY, FINE.
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146. IF YOU MUST KNOW,
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147. THREE, NO, NEITHER,
WHEN IT STOPS,
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148. YES, AND CHECK ENGINE.
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149. AND KEEP THE CAR RUNNING.
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150. - OKAY.
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151. JEEZ, WHO KNEW DRIVING LESSONS
COULD BE SO EXCITING?
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152. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE DRIVING INSTRUCTOR,
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153. MR. GLOVE COMPARTMENT?
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154. "OH, HE SEEMS KIND OF BOSSY,
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155. BUT HE SEEMS LIKE
AN EXCELLENT DRIVING TEACHER."
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156. - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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157. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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158. COME ON, COME ON!
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159. OH, YOU LEFT
ONE OF THE BAGS OUT THERE.
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160. - WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
LET'S DO THIS!
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161. - DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GO GET IT.
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162. WHAT?
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163. THERE YOU GO, SIR.
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164. - WE NOW HAVE
A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
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165. ON THE BANK ROBBER STORY.
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166. HE APPARENTLY IS ACTING
WITH AN ACCOMPLICE.
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167. HERE IS A POLICE ARTIST'S
RENDERING
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168. OF HIS PARTNER IN CRIME.
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169. - HE LOOKS KIND OF FAMILIAR.
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170. - THE GETAWAY DRIVER IS SAID
TO HAVE A HIGH, SQUEAKY VOICE,
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171. ELEMENTARY DRIVING SKILLS,
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172. AND OFTEN CONFUSES SQUIRRELS
FOR DOGS.
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173. - OBVIOUSLY THE PRODUCT
OF POOR PARENTING.
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174. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
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175. - $12,000, $13,000,
$14,000.
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176. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH MONEY
I STOLE TODAY.
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177. - GOOD FOR YOU,
MR. DRIVING INSTRUCTOR MAN.
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178. - KID, FOR THE LAST TIME,
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179. I'M NOT A DRIVING INSTRUCTOR.
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180. I'M A BANK ROBBER.
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181. - YEAH, I'M SURE.
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182. - WE ALSO NOW BELIEVE
TO HAVE THE IDENTITIES
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183. OF THE BANK ROBBERY SUSPECTS.
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184. ONE LYLE BRIGGS
AND FRED FIGGLEHORN.
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185. - THAT'S FUNNY.
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186. MY NAME IS FRED FIGGLEHORN TOO.
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187. YOUR FIRST NAME DOESN'T HAPPEN
TO BE LYLE,
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188. DOES IT?
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189. - I HATE THAT NAME.
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190. MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME.
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191. - DO EXACTLY AS I SAY
AND STEP ON IT.
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192. - PULL OVER AT THAT BANK.
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193. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH MONEY
I STOLE TODAY.
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194. - KID, FOR THE LAST TIME,
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195. I'M NOT A DRIVING INSTRUCTOR.
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196. I'M A BANK ROBBER.
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197. I'M A BANK ROBBER.
BANK ROBBER.
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198. - WHAT?
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199. OH, MY GAMMIT!
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200. - I THINK HE MIGHT BE
A BANK ROBBER.
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201. I'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
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202. YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL.
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203. OH, WELL.
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204. - AHH!
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205. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
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206. - I ALMOST RAN OVER A SQUIRREL.
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207. - THAT'S NOT A SQUIRREL.
THAT'S A DOG.
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208. - OH, NO, THAT WAS DEFINITELY
A SQUIRREL.
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209. YEAH, YOU CAN TELL
BY ITS HIND LEGS AND LEASH.
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210. - NO.
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211. NO, THAT'S—
THAT'S A DOG, KID.
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212. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT.
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213. - TRUST ME.
I HAVE A VERY KEEN EYE.
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214. NOTHING GETS PAST ME.
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215. AND WHEN IT COMES TO SQUIRRELS,
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216. I'M ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT.
- LOOK OUT.
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217. LOOK OUT.
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218. LOOK OUT!
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219. - PHEW.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
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220. ALTHOUGH I HIT THE BRAKE SO HARD
IT KIND OF HURT MY FOOT.
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221. DARN IT.
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222. - OUR NEWS TEAM OWES
MR. FIGGLEHORN
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223. A SINCERE APOLOGY.
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224. TURNS OUT,
HE WAS AN INNOCENT VICTIM
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225. AND ALSO A HERO.
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226. - YOU HEAR THAT, FREDDY?
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227. YOU'RE A HERO.
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228. - YEAH, I GUESS I AM.
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229. BUT IT'S TOTALLY WORTH
THE FOOT OWIE.
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230. - I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU
LESSONS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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231. THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
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232. YOU READY TO GET BACK
ON THE HORSE?
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233. - YOU BET I AM.
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234. WHEE!
GIDDYAP, HORSEY!
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235. - GO AHEAD AND MAKE
A LEFT UP AHEAD, FREDDY.
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236. - WHOO!
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237. YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM.
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238. THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN ACTUALLY DRIVING A CAR.
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