Fred: The Show 1x5

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Fred drinks expired milk and hallucinates that a cow is trying to kill him. Will Fred survive the clutches of the evil Cow Man? Probably.

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1. - HEY, IT'S FRED!

2. AND YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.

3. I WAS ATTACKED BY A GANG OF FERAL CHICKENS.

4. THEY WERE BITING RIGHT AT MY—

5. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TELLING A STORY.

6. RUDE!

7. ANYWAY, SO THESE CHICKENS ARE PECKING RIGHT AT MY—

8. ALWAYS SOMEONE KNOCKING.

9. I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY

10. FOR BEING SUPER MEGA POPULAR, FRED.

11. KEVIN!

12. - HI!

13. - KEVIN'S MOM!

14. - OH, GREAT.

15. HI, THERE, FRED.

16. LISTEN, I HAD AN EMERGENCY COME UP.

17. SO I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.

18. SO I ASKED KEVIN WHO HE'D LIKE TO STAY WITH,

19. AND HE SAID, "I'LL JUST STAY WITH FRED."

20. - I SAID I WOULD STAY IN BED.

21. - KEVIN'S NOT ALLOWED TO STAY HOME ALONE ANYMORE

22. SINCE HE THREW A HUGE PARTY,

23. AND I HAVE YET TO GET THE PUKE STAINS OUT OF THE CARPET.

24. - OH, MY GAMMIT.

25. I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.

26. YOU MUST HAVE SEEN MY AMAZING, GENIUS,

27. SUPER MARKETABLE FLYERS I PUT UP.

28. - UH...

29. MY FIRST CUSTOMER.

30. NOBODY WOULD LET ME BABYSIT

31. BECAUSE I HAD NO EXPERIENCE AND I SCARED THEIR KIDS.

32. BUT THIS IS MY CHANCE TO PROVE

33. ALL THOSE CRYING KIDS AND PARENTS WRONG.

34. I'M GONNA DO AMAZING,

35. AND I'M GONNA BE THE RICHEST, MOST FAMOUS BABYSITTER

36. THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.

37. I'LL DO IT.

38. I'LL BABYSIT YOUR BABY BOY.

39. - GREAT. WONDERFUL.

40. OKAY, WELL, I GOT TO GO.

41. HAVE FUN, GUYS.

42. - NAH. AH.

43. - OH, YOU LOVED IT.

44. - OKAY, LISTEN UP, FIGGLEHORN.

45. I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO AN EPIC PARTY TONIGHT, OKAY?

46. SO UNTIL I SNEAK OUT,

47. YOU BETTER STAY OUT OF MY WAY,

48. OR YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING THROUGH A STRAW.

49. - OOH, I HAVE A PERFECT ONE FOR THAT.

50. - EXTRA WEAK.

51. - WHERE ARE YOUR NOT-FOR-KIDS MOVIES?

52. - I DON'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH SITTING BABIES,

53. BUT NO NEED TO FREAK OUT.

54. I'VE GOT AN ACE UP MY SLEEVE.

55. WHOOPS, THAT'S THE BOOK I FOUND INSIDE MY MOM'S BEDROOM.

56. THIS IS THE BOOK THAT WILL HELP ME WITH KEVIN.

57. HOW TO BABYSIT KIDS OF ALL AGES.

58. ALL RIGHT.

59. FIRST CHAPTER.

60. "KEEP PARENTS UPDATED."

61. AND THEN KEVIN WAS LIKE, "LEAVE ME ALONE.

62. I'M GETTING READY FOR A PARTY."

63. AND THEN HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP,

64. AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU DO NOT TALK

65. TO YOUR BABYSITTER LIKE THAT."

66. AND THEN HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP AGAIN.

67. AND THEN HE GAVE ME THE FOODS THAT WERE IN THE FRIDGE,

68. AND I WAS LIKE, "KEVIN, FINGER FOODS ARE NOT FOR DINNER."

69. THEN HE WAS LIKE—

70. - MAILBOX FULL.

71. GOOD-BYE.

72. BABYSITTING IS A PIECE OF CAKE.

73. NEXT CHAPTER.

74. DRESS TO IMPRESS.

75. OH, MY GAMMIT, I READ MY MOM'S BOOK AGAIN.

76. HOW TO MARRY A RICH DUDE.

77. "MAKE SURE THE KIDS ARE SAFE."

78. - I'M NOT WEARING THE LIFEJACKET!

79. - KEVIN, THE BOOK SAYS I HAVE TO KEEP YOU SAFE.

80. I DON'T WANT YOU TO DROWN.

81. - STOP IT!

82. YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE...

83. JACKET.

84. - AH!

85. OH!

86. I ASSUMED KEVIN WASN'T GONNA WEAR THE LIFEJACKET.

87. SO I PACKED HIS HOODIE'S POCKETS WITH POOL TOYS

88. THAT INFLATE WHEN EXPOSED TO THE TINIEST BIT OF WATER.

89. OH.

90. squeak!

91. pop!

92. - AH!

93. FIGGLEHORN!

94. - MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM A LITTLE LESS SENSITIVE.

95. - YOU'RE TRIPPIN', BRO!

96. I WAS GONNA BE FASHIONABLY LATE TO MY PARTY.

97. BUT NOW I'M NOT.

98. STAY LAME, BLAME-O.

99. - WHAT IS GOING ON?

100. - WHOO!

101. THE MAILMAN!

102. - NOT THE MAILMAN.

103. THE LIGHTNING.

104. - SEEMS KEVIN'S AFRAID OF LIGHTNING

105. LIKE I'M AFRAID OF MEN IN UNIFORM.

106. OH, NO, KEVIN.

107. THERE'S JUST SO MUCH LIGHTNING OUT HERE.

108. OOH!

109. THE SKY IS ON FIRE!

110. IT'S HORRIBLE.

111. OH, WAIT, SOMEONE'S OUTSIDE.

112. THEY SEEM TO BE GOING TO A PARTY.

113. THEY JUST GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

114. NOW THEY'RE RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING,

115. "I NEVER SHOULD'VE LEFT THE HOUSE TO GO TO THAT PARTY.

116. "THERE'S TOO MUCH—

117. OOH!

118. OH, THEY COULDN'T EVEN FINISH THE SENTENCE,

119. 'CAUSE THEY EXPLODED INTO FLAMES.

120. THAT WAS BAD.

121. WHOO, GLAD I'M NOT OUT THERE.

122. - I'M NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE!

123. YOU HEAR ME, LIGHTNING?

124. I'M STAYING INSIDE.

125. - IT'S THE MAILMAN.

126. PACKAGE FOR FRED FIGGLEHORN.

127. "HAVE FUN."

128. - WHOA!

129. - IT'S FINE YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO GO OUT.

130. WE'RE HAVING A PARTY RIGHT HERE.

131. OH!

132. - LAME.

133. YEAH!

134. - LAMER!

135. WHOA, I HAVE AN IDEA.

136. HOW ABOUT WE PLAY...

137. HIDE AND SEEK.

138. - "S" TO THE YES!

139. WELCOME TO THE PARTY.

140. TWO.

141. honk! honk!

142. - READY.

143. - OKAY.

144. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO 1,000.

145. - WAIT.

146. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO TO 1,000.

147. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT MATH.

148. - DUDE.

149. COUNT TO 2,000, THEN.

150. - ONE, TWO...

151. 1,999.

152. 2,000.

153. WHAT THE H-E-SINGLE "Y"?

154. HOW DID I END UP HERE?

155. UGH, DOES MOM HAVE A GENTLEMAN CALLER AGAIN?

156. KEVIN!

157. KEVIN!

158. KEVIN, LET ME IN HERE.

159. WHAT ARE ALL THESE STRANGE STRANGERS DOING IN MY HOUSE?

160. DON'T WORRY, KEVIN.

161. I WON'T LET THEM HURT YOU.

162. - YO, KEVIN, IF WE WERE YOUR BABYSITTERS,

163. WE'D BE GETTING SOME CRAZY WORK EXPERIENCE.

164. - NO!

165. I'M COMING FOR YOU, KEVIN!

166. OW.

167. GO KEVIN!

168. GO KEVIN!

169. GO KEVIN!

170. GO KEVIN!

171. - THEY FORMED A CIRCLE AROUND HIM.

172. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO BREAK THIS UP.

173. SHOW THEM MY OFFICE DANCE MOVES

174. SO THEY'RE TOO AFRAID TO SHOW THEIRS.

175. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

176. "F" TO THE "R" TO THE "E" TO THE "D."

177. MY FEET BE TAPPIN'.

178. YOUR TOES BE NAPPIN'.

179. - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

180. - NO!

181. - WAIT!

182. - DUDE, TOTALLY LAME.

183. - FIGGLEHORN!

184. - NO NEED TO THANK ME, KEVIN.

185. NOW YOUR SAFE IN THE CARE OF YOUR BABYSITTER.

186. - YOU WANT TO BABYSIT ME, FRED?

187. YOU WANT TO BABYSIT ME?

188. BABYSIT ME, FIGGLEHORN!

189. BABYSIT ME.

190. I'M A BABY, FRED!

191. - I'M READY!

192. "GET KIDS READY FOR BED."

193. - SOFTER.

194. TOO SOFT.

195. - SOMEONE'S A LITTLE CRANKY BABY.

196. - I DON'T LIKE THAT TOOTHPASTE.

197. IT TASTES TOO MUCH LIKE TOOTHPASTE.

198. - PJs, KEVIN.

199. YES.

200. KEVIN, GET BACK OVER HERE.

201. - NO.

202. NO!

203. NO!

204. - "PUT KIDS TO SLEEP."

205. AND THEY ALL LIVED KIND OF HAPPY EVER AFTER.

206. - I DON'T LIKE THAT STORY.

207. - KEVIN, WHAT STORY DO YOU WANT, THEN?

208. - FIGGLEHORN HAS NO FRIENDS.

209. - THAT IS NOT A STORY.

210. - KEVIE WANTS THAT STORY!

211. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A VERY HANDSOME BOY.

212. - NO, MAKE HIM UGLY LIKE YOU.

213. - "MAKE SURE CHILDREN ARE SAFE IN BED."

214. NO!

215. STOP!

216. NO!

217. KEVIN, STOP.

218. THIS IS INSANE!

219. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A BAD BOY.

220. STAY!

221. "HEALTHY SNACKS ARE A-OKAY."

222. EAT IT!

223. YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

224. - NO!

225. - KEVIN!

226. - "YOU MAY NEED TO BURP YOUNG BABIES."

227. - EWW, IT SMELLS LIKE YOU ATE BURPS,

228. THEN BURPED THAT UP!

229. UGH!

230. EWW!

231. - NOW IT'S TIME TO CHANGE KEVIE'S DIAPER.

232. - TOO MUCH EXPERIENCE!

233. - FIGGLEHORN!

234. OKAY!

235. WHOO!

236. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE, MAN.

237. OH, THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

238. OH, HEY, THERE'S MY HOUSE.

239. - KEVIN FREE.

240. WHOO!

241. - THERE WAS NO EMERGENCY SOMEWHERE.

242. MY MOM JUST WANTED TIME AWAY FROM ME.

243. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

244. OOH, COOL.

245. BUBBLES.

246. - BE HONEST, BRO.

247. AM I HORRIBLE?

248. - WELL, UH...

249. I'M A MONSTER.

250. NO WONDER MY MOMMY DOESN'T LOVE ME.

251. - KEVIN.

252. DON'T CRY.

253. I MEAN, SURE YOU'RE A JERK SOMETIMES.

254. ALL THE TIMES,

255. BUT AS MY TALKING DOCTOR SAYS,

256. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO CHANGE.

257. - YOU'RE RIGHT.

258. I WILL CHANGE.

259. I'M GONNA START BEING NICE TO THE PEOPLE

260. THAT I CAN'T REALLY STAND LIKE YOU AND MY MOM.

261. - THANKS.

262. OW!

263. - YOU TELL ANYBODY I CRIED,

264. AND YOU'RE DEAD.

265. - DEAL.

266. - SO, DID KEVIN BEHAVE HIMSELF?

267. - YEAH.

268. KEVIN WAS A PERFECT ANGEL.

269. - YEAH.

270. I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE HITTING HIM

271. AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT I WOULD.

272. - WELL, FRED, DO YOU WANT TO WATCH HIM ALL WEEKEND?

273. NO!

274. - OW!

275. - WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT.