Fred: The Show 1x3

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Kids and neighbors have witnessed Fred committing petty crimes, but Fred declares his innocence. Could there be an evil version of Fred running around?

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1. - PREVIOUSLY ON FRED...

2. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT.

3. - AND I SAW YOU TP-ING MY CAR.

4. - MY MOM SAW YOU, FIGGLEHORN,

5. BREAK HER YARD GNOME.

6. - WE ALL SAW IT WITH OUR VERY OWN EYES.

7. - THAT'S IT!

8. AN EVIL VERSION OF ME FROM ANOTHER PLANET...

9. - EVIL FRED HERE...

10. - IS DOING ALL OF THIS.

11. IT'S EVIL FRED!

12. EVIL FRED IS KEVIN?

13. - DON'T WORRY, ESMERELDA.

14. I'LL GET US OUT OF HERE.

15. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST—

16. - OKAY, SO THAT LAST PART DIDN'T HAPPEN,

17. BUT ALL THE OTHER STUFF DID.

18. I PROMISE.

19. OKAY, SO IT'S NOT EVIL FRED.

20. IT'S KEVIN.

21. FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON, KEVIN'S GOING AROUND

22. DOING ALL THIS BAD STUFF TO THE NEIGHBORS

23. DRESSED UP EXACTLY LIKE ME.

24. UNLESS... OH, MAN.

25. THAT'S THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

26. KEVIN IS BEING CONTROLLED HYPNOTICALLY

27. BY EVIL FRED.

28. - YOU'RE GONNA DO ALL THOSE TERRIBLE THINGS

29. DRESSED EXACTLY LIKE FRED.

30. - BUT WHY?

31. FRED IS SO COOL.

32. - HE'S LIKE THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.

33. AND I WANT TO SEE HIM SUFFER.

34. WHY?

35. BECAUSE I'M EVIL.

36. - YOU'RE SO TOTALLY EVIL.

37. - AND WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS "BARRACUDA,"

38. YOU'LL PEE YOUR PANTS.

39. - WHAT? FRED?

40. WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?

41. - BARRACUDA!

42. - WHAT?

43. I JUST PEED MY PANTS.

44. - WHY?

45. EVIL FRED, I MEAN,

46. DESPITE BEING RUTHLESSLY EVIL,

47. IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY FUNNY GUY.

48. - OKAY, FRED.

49. WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL US WHY WE'RE HERE

50. AND WHY YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE SOME SORT OF SOUTHERN LAWYER?

51. - WELL, MR. VAN DER MULLER,

52. WHY IS ANYTHING THE WAY IT IS?

53. WHY DOES A FLOWER WILT IN THE SUN?

54. WHY DON'T BANKS OFFER FREE CHECKING ANYMORE?

55. - GET TO THE POINT, FRED.

56. - YOU ALL THINK THAT I DID SOMETHING BAD TO YOU,

57. THAT I SUPERGLUED FLOWERS ON INGRID'S BIKE,

58. THAT I PUT BLUE DYE IN MY MOM'S FACE CREAM,

59. THAT I RUINED KEVIN'S MOM'S YARD GNOME.

60. - IT'S BECAUSE YOU DID, LITTLE WEASEL.

61. - OR DID I?

62. YOU CANNOT ALWAYS BELIEVE

63. WHAT YOU SEE.

64. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, FRED?

65. - IT WAS KEVIN!

66. - WHAT? NO.

67. - HE WORE MY CLOTHES, AND HE DID THESE BAD THINGS

68. BECAUSE HE WANTED PEOPLE TO THINK IT WAS ME.

69. - THAT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS ACCUSATION.

70. DO YOU HAVE PROOF?

71. - I DO, IN FACT, HAVE PROOF,

72. 'CAUSE I SAW HIM DO IT

73. WITH MY OWN EYES.

74. - BUT YOU SAID THAT YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE.

75. - THAT—THAT— YOU GUYS.

76. I MEAN, IF I SEE IT, THEN IT OBVIOUSLY HAPPENED.

77. - OKAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. - NO!

78. GET BACK.

79. I CAN PROVE THIS.

80. BARRACUDA!

81. WHY AREN'T YOU PEEING YOUR PANTS, KEVIN?

82. - OH, THAT IS IT, FRED. YOU ARE GROUNDED.

83. - NO, MOM, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.

84. IT WAS KEVIN.

85. EVIL FRED HYPNOTIZED HIM.

86. I SWEAR.

87. - FRED, I TOLD YOU, NO MORE SWEARING.

88. AND KEVIN,

89. YOU'RE GOING TO A CONCERT TONIGHT,

90. 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

91. - WHAT?

92. - NO!

93. - OH, ZIP IT!

94. - IF ONLY I COULD SOMEHOW PROVE THAT KEVIN AND EVIL FRED

95. ARE WORKING TOGETHER.

96. I HAVE TO GET INTO KEVIN'S ROOM.

97. BUT IF MY MOM CATCHES ME OUT OF MY ROOM,

98. I'M TOAST.

99. UNLESS I BUILD A PERFECT ROBOT REPLICA OF ME.

100. MY MOM WILL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

101. OH, PERFECT.

102. OW.

103. WHEW!

104. WOW, IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR.

105. MY NAME IS FRED.

106. I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU PROGRAM ME TO DO.

107. NOW YOU TRY.

108. MY NAME IS FRED.

109. I WILL DESTROY ALL HUMAN LIFE.

110. ROBOTS WILL RULE MANKIND.

111. - CLOSE ENOUGH.

112. NOW TO SNEAK INTO KEVIN'S ROOM

113. TO FIND THE EVIDENCE I NEED.

114. - OH.

115. EW, KEVIN UNDERWEAR?

116. UGH!

117. OKAY.

118. OW.

119. I'M SO GONNA HAVE TO BLOG THIS.

120. OH, I LOVE THE WAY TOOTHPASTE TASTES.

121. FOOT FUNGAL CREAM?

122. IT ACTUALLY TASTED KIND OF GOOD.

123. WHAT'S THIS?

124. "OH, LOVE IS LIKE

125. "MAGICAL, MYSTERIOUS.

126. ITS SHARP TIP CAN PIERCE MANY A LOVER'S HEART."

127. KEVIN WRITES POETRY?

128. FOCUS, FRED, FOCUS.

129. GO TO FIND SOME PROOF BEFORE YOUR MOM REALIZES YOU'RE GONE.

130. - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT LEAVING THIS ROOM, FRED,

131. 'CAUSE IF I CATCH YOU, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

132. - RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

133. KNEEL DOWN BEFORE YOUR ROBOT OVERLORD.

134. - YEAH, YOU BET YOU'RE SORRY.

135. THIS IS NO USE!

136. I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ANY PROOF

137. THAT HE'S WORKING WITH EVIL FRED.

138. ALL I CAN FIND ARE HIS CLOTHES.

139. IT'S NOT LIKE DRESSING UP LIKE HIM IS GONNA HELP ME.

140. ding!

141. WAIT.

142. THAT'S IT!

143. AW!

144. ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT I'M DONE WATCHING THAT CUTE CAT VIDEO,

145. I THINK I'M READY TO START THINKING ABOUT

146. HOW I'M GONNA GET KEVIN BACK.

147. - THANKS AGAIN, KEVIN.

148. - NO PROBLEM, MR. V.

149. - WHAT THE...

150. - OH, AND THANKS FOR OFFERING TO BABYSIT THOR

151. WHILE NANCY AND I GO ON VACATION, KEVIN.

152. - I GOTS THIS, MAN.

153. I'D BE HAPPY TO BABYSIT YOUR BIRD THING.

154. - OH, THIS IS NANCY.

155. THOR IS MY PIT BULL.

156. - OH, EVEN BETTER.

157. DOES HE BITE?

158. - ONLY IF YOU TOUCH HIM OR FEED HIM.

159. - AND DON'T FORGE TO LET ANYONE KNOW AROUND HERE

160. IF THEY NEED ANY HELP WITH CHORES INSIDE THEIR HOUSE

161. TO CONTACT ME, KEVIN.

162. - WHAT? NO.

163. - THAT'S AWESOME. - FRED IS PRETENDING TO BE ME.

164. IT'S SO EVIL.

165. - HEY, FRED.

166. - HUH?

167. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

168. I MEAN, ME!

169. ME!

170. I'M FRED!

171. GAMMIT!

172. - YOU KNOW WHAT KEVIN DID?

173. HE READ TO ME FROM HIS BOOK OF POEMS.

174. - WHAT? NO I DIDN'T!

175. I MEAN, NO HE DIDN'T.

176. DID HE?

177. - HE EVEN CRIED A LITTLE BIT.

178. I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS SO SENSITIVE.

179. I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE.

180. - NO, WAIT!

181. - HOW DOES IT FEEL, HUH?

182. - YOU.

183. - THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO FREDS.

184. SO I THOUGHT I'D EVEN THINGS OUT A LITTLE, MUCHACHO.

185. - EW! GROSS, KEVIN.

186. - IF YOU DON'T STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME,

187. I'M TELLING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD

188. THAT YOU EAT PIECES OF POOP FOR BREAKFAST.

189. HI, GUYS!

190. I'M FRED FIGGLEHORN!

191. YEAH, I EAT PIECES OF POOP FOR BREAKFAST.

192. IT'S DELICIOUS!

193. - WELL, YO, YO, YO, EVERYONE.

194. I'M KEVIN, AND I AM JUST SO SENSITIVE.

195. I ENJOY WRITING POETRY ABOUT UNICORNS

196. AND WEARING THE SAME SWEATER AS MY CAT.

197. - HEY!

198. THAT WAS A PRIVATE FAMILY PHOTO.

199. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, FIGGLEHORN.

200. - I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU, KEVIN.

201. - AHH!

202. - STOP DRESSING LIKE ME.

203. AND PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK OF POETRY.

204. - YOU STOP DRESSING LIKE ME

205. AND GIVE ME BACK MY CONCERT TICKETS.

206. - WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN HERE?

207. - SEE, MOM, IT'S KEVIN DRESSED UP LIKE ME.

208. THAT'S HOW HE GOT AWAY WITH DOING ALL THOSE BAD THINGS.

209. - I THINK I KNOW WHO MY OWN SON IS.

210. COME ON, FRED.

211. YOU'RE GOING BACK TO YOUR ROOM.

212. REALLY?

213. I WAS JUST KIDDING.

214. - SEE, MOM? I'M INNOCENT!

215. IT WAS KEVIN DOING THOSE THINGS THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME.

216. - AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO,

217. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS.

218. - WELL, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, KEVIN?

219. IF YOU DID DO ALL THOSE EVIL THINGS DRESSED AS FRED,

220. YOU ARE GONNA NEED TO BE PUNISHED.

221. - HA!

222. - AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BE PUNISHED TOO,

223. BECAUSE YOU WERE GROUNDED, AND YOU LEFT YOUR ROOM.

224. - HA!

225. - I THINK THE ONLY THING TO DO IS YOU KNOW WHAT.

226. - NO!

227. ANYTHING BUT THAT, MOM. PLEASE!

228. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

229. WHAT'S "YOU KNOW WHAT"?

230. - YOU'LL SEE.

231. - UGH, THIS IS WORSE THAN DETENTION

232. AND BRUSSELS SPROUTS AND ALGEBRA COMBINED, MAN.

233. - YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER ABOUT THE FIRST HOUR.

234. - REALLY? - NO.

235. SO, MOM.

236. WHICH ONE OF US IS GONNA GET

237. THE MATTHEW AND THE EQUATIONS TICKETS?

238. - OH, THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY CONCERT TONIGHT.

239. YOU BOYS ARE GONNA BE WORKING ALL NIGHT LONG.

240. REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO MY BUNIONS.

241. MAMA'S GOT BUNIONS.

242. - SO THERE NEVER EVEN WAS AN EVIL VERSION OF ME AFTER ALL.

243. IT WAS JUST KEVIN ACTING ON HIS OWN THE ENTIRE TIME.

244. EVIL FRED?

245. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

246. - NOW MY PORTAL GENERATOR IS COMPLETE

247. SO I'LL BE ABLE TO CAUSE EVIL DEEDS EVERYWHERE I GO!