Fred: The Show 1x24

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Fred's video "Do the Figgle Wiggle" becomes a viral hit because the video is so bad, but Fred doesn't see it that way and lets the success go to his head.

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1. - PERFECTLY AWFUL.

2. CHEERS, I'M LASH LANDERAGE

3. AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER HITBUSTERS.

4. ON TONIGHT'S EPISODE, WE TELL THE STORY

5. OF FREDDY AND THE FIGGLETTES

6. AND THEIR NOTORIOUS ONE HIT WONDER—

7. OR SHOULD I SAY BLUNDER—

8. DO THE FIGGLE WIGGLE.

9. - I STILL REMEMBER HOW EXCITED I WAS

10. THE NIGHT IT PREMIERED.

11. IT GOT, LIKE, 100 MILLION HITS

12. AND ALMOST BROKE THE ENTIRE INTERNET.

13. EVERYONE WAS TELLING THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT IT.

14. - OH, I WAS TELLING THEM

15. HOW STUPID IT WAS.

16. I FORWARDED THAT TRAIN WRECK FRIENDS, STRANGERS,

17. ANYONE WITH AN EMAIL ADDRESS, REALLY.

18. - EVERYONE IN SCHOOL WAS TALKING ABOUT ME,

19. EVEN THE TEACHERS.

20. - OH, THEY WERE TALKING, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

21. FRED JUST DIDN'T REALIZE

22. THAT THERE WERE TWO KINDS OF POPULAR.

23. GOOD POPULAR,

24. AND "WHAT A HACKING JOKE" POPULAR.

25. - TWO KINDS OF POPULAR?

26. THAT'S CRAZY TALK, WOMAN.

27. - NO IT'S NOT, FRED.

28. PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU.

29. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN, AND IT DID.

30. - BOY, DID IT EVER.

31. NOW, YOU MAY RECALL OUR PREVIOUS HITBUSTER EPISODE

32. ON CASSANDRA BLUE.

33. RECORDING ARTIST— OR SHOULD I SAY, FART-IST—

34. THE ONE BEHIND THE PREVIOUS INTERNET MUSICAL JOKE, HUMAN.

35. - YEAH, THAT WAS ME.

36. SO WHAT?

37. YOU KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT WE NEEDED A DEFINITIVE SONG

38. ABOUT US AS A SPECIES.

39. I WAS WRONG, OKAY?

40. SO, UH, PEOPLE JUST COULDN'T LET IT GO.

41. SO I HAD TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.

42. - IT WAS STARR WHO FIRST REALIZED

43. THAT CASSANDRA WAS THE PRODUCER BEHIND DO THE FIGGLE WIGGLE.

44. - I'M TELLING YOU, CASSANDRA BLUE IS THE PRODUCER

45. BEHIND DO THE FIGGLE WIGGLE.

46. - SO WHAT IF SHE IS?

47. IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE MY VIDEO AWFUL

48. TO MAKE PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT HERS.

49. - YES, IT DID.

50. - AND BESIDES, I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE

51. THE HUMAN SONG.

52. WHO AM I KIDDING?

53. I HATE THAT SONG!

54. BUT STILL, I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU.

55. - FRED.

56. FRED.

57. FRED, FRED.

58. - FREDDY WASN'T LISTENING TO ANYONE ANYMORE,

59. EVEN HIS LOYAL FIGGLETTES.

60. - DIPPING CHEESE FRIES IN KETCHUP?

61. DISGUSTING, THAT'S IT!

62. FREDDY AND THE FIGGLETTES ARE DONE!

63. I'M GOING SOLO.

64. - AFTER HIS FALLING OUT WITH STARR

65. AND BREAKING UP WITH THE FIGGLETTES,

66. FRED CONTINUED TO SPIRAL.

67. AND HIS JUICE BOX HABIT WAS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.

68. - HEY, FREDDY, HOW ABOUT DOING THAT FIGGLE WIGGLE FOR US.

69. - WHY DON'T YOU DO IT.

70. - AW, COME ON, JUST ONE WIGGLE.

71. HA HA, WHAT A HACKING JOKE.

72. OW.

73. AH, OH, BOY.

74. - THAT SHOVE OF AN A.V. DORK

75. GOT FRED THREE WEEKS HARD TIME IN DETENTION.

76. BARELY A SHADE OF WHO HE ONCE WAS,

77. FREDDY WAS BECOMING UNRECOGNIZABLE TO EVERYONE,

78. EVEN HIMSELF.

79. UNTIL ONE EMAIL CHANGED EVERYTHING.

80. - OOH, A NEW EMAIL.

81. "CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT.

82. IT'S HILARIOUS."

83. ALL RIGHTY.

84. THIS GUY LOOKS SO DUMB.

85. HOW EMBARRASSING.

86. I'M SO GLAD THAT'S NOT—

87. IT'S ME!

88. WHAT?

89. - "THIS VIDEO IS THE WORST.

90. "THIS MAKES CASSANDRA BLUE'S HUMAN VIDEO LOOK LIKE

91. AN OSCAR WINNER."

92. OH, SOMEONE WANTS TO VIDEO CHAT.

93. HEY, INGRID.

94. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

95. - MY FRIENDS DIDN'T BELIEVE ME THAT I KNEW

96. THE FIGGLE WIGGLE DORK.

97. MIND IF WE POINT AND LAUGH AT YOU FOR A WHILE?

98. - OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

99. STARR WAS RIGHT.

100. I'M BEING LAUGHED AT, NOT WITH.

101. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?

102. I NEED TO SET THINGS RIGHT.

103. AWW.

104. - IT'S TIME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH STARR.

105. ATTENTION, FELLOW STUDENTS.

106. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

107. - YES, YES, EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION.

108. FIGGLEHORN'S ABOUT TO SING SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN.

109. I WOULD DOCUMENT THIS.

110. - NO, I'M NOT.

111. AWW.

112. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT.

113. THERE'S A HUGE AFFLICTION SWEEPING THE COUNTRY.

114. AND IT'S CALLED L.A.N.W.

115. WHAT?

116. WHAT'S LAN-WA?

117. IT STANDS FOR, "LAUGHING AT, NOT WITH."

118. AND IT AFFECTS MILLIONS OF INTERNET USERS

119. EVERY SINGLE DAY,

120. EVEN SOME AT THIS VERY SCHOOL.

121. - WELL, COULD SOMEONE LIKE ME GET LAN-WA?

122. - LIKE YOU, TYLER.

123. REMEMBER THAT VACATION VIDEO YOUR SISTER POSTED OF YOU,

124. "WATER SKIING?"

125. - IT'S NOT FUNNY.

126. AND ALSO YOU, JACOB.

127. YOU'RE CURRENTLY, LIKE, THE FOURTH MOST POPULAR BOY

128. IN THE SCHOOL.

129. BUT REMEMBER WHEN THAT VIDEO

130. OF YOU DANCING AT YOUR BAR MITZVAH LEAKED ONLINE?

131. - I REMEMBER THAT!

132. I REMEMBER THAT!

133. SEE, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE.

134. AND THESE SORT OF UNFORTUNATE VIDEO POSTS

135. CAN EASILY BE PREVENTED

136. WITH JUST THE HELP OF A FRIEND.

137. YOU KNOW, IT JUST SO HAPPENS I HAD SUCH A FRIEND.

138. SHE TRIED TO WARN ME ABOUT THE FIGGLE WIGGLE VIDEO,

139. BUT I SIMPLY WOULDN'T BUDGE.

140. STARR, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

141. ♪ LAUGH WITH, NOT AT

142. THE LAUGH WITH, NOT AT BENEFIT CONCERT

143. RAISED AWARENESS FOR L.A.N.W. SUFFERERS EVERYWHERE.

144. AND IT LANDED FREDDY— FRED—

145. IN A POSITIVE SPOTLIGHT, FOR ONCE.

146. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, RECONNECTED HIM

147. WITH HIS FRIEND, STARR.

148. - IT SURE DID.

149. - YEAH.

150. I'M REALLY SORRY FOR EVERYTHING.

151. BUT AT LEAST WE BOTH LEARNED A REALLY VALUABLE LESSON

152. WE WON'T SOON FORGET.

153. - SOMEBODY— MY HAND'S STUCK!

154. - IS THAT KEVIN WITH HIS ARM STUCK IN THE MAILBOX?

155. - IT IS.

156. QUICK, GET OUT YOUR PHONE.

157. I MEAN, LAUGH WITH, NOT AT.

158. ♪ LAUGH WITH, NOT AT