Fred: The Show 1x23

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Cassandra Grey, a famous music producer, comes to Fred's school looking to discover the next pop star. Starr auditions for her, but when Fred accidently sings along Cassandra signs him on the spot.

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1. - THIS IS SO EXCITING!

2. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT.

3. A BIG TIME MUSIC PRODUCER IS RIGHT HERE

4. IN OUR VERY OWN LAWRENCE HIGH.

5. SEE?

6. I TOLD YOU, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN TO BELIEVE ME?

7. SHE'S HERE LOOKING FOR THE NEXT BIG SINGING SENSATION.

8. AND STARR'S GONNA AUDITION.

9. - I'M SO NERVOUS.

10. - OH, YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.

11. - YEAH, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

12. YOU KNOW ALL THE MOVES BETTER THAN I DO.

13. - WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A BIT OF A STAGE MOM.

14. SHOULDERS BACK. HEAD UP, MISSY.

15. YOU GONNA DO THIS UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT.

16. - BUT MY HAIR AIN'T HIGH ENOUGH, MAMA.

17. - OH, HONEY, DON'T CRY.

18. YOU'RE THE PRIDE OF TEXAS.

19. - YO, YO, YO, YA-YA-YANKEE DOODLE.

20. YANKEE DOODLE, KEEP IT UP, BOY, YEAH.

21. - A HIP-HOP RENDITION OF YANKEE DOODLE DANDY.

22. VERY INTERESTING.

23. NEXT!

24. STARR?

25. - GOOD LUCK, AND REMEMBER,

26. I'LL BE DOING THE MOVES RIGHT ALONG WITH YOU

27. IN CASE YOU FORGET ANYTHING, OKAY?

28. - THANKS, FRED. YOU'RE THE BEST.

29. - OH, AND YOU'RE A STAR, STARR!

30. NOW GO UP THERE AND TWINKLE AND MAKE MAMA PROUD.

31. - MY BABY'S UP THERE!

32. ♪ LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY

33. - STOP THE MUSIC.

34. I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

35. YOU. YOU'RE PERFECT.

36. - WHAT, ME? NO, NO.

37. - YES, YES. I KNOW YOU HAVE THE "IT" FACTOR.

38. - REALLY? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MEAN THE "ICK" FACTOR?

39. - I KNOW TALENT WHEN I SEE IT, AND YOU'RE MY NEXT STAR.

40. - B-BUT WHAT ABOUT STARR?

41. - SHE SHOULD START USING HER MIDDLE NAME.

42. WRITE ME AN ORIGINAL SONG BY LUNCH.

43. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

44. - SO ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD

45. THAT THE PRODUCER THOUGHT I WAS MORE TALENTED THAN YOU

46. AND PICKED ME OVER YOU?

47. - I'M FINE, FRED. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

48. I'M JUST REALLY CONFUSED.

49. - SPEAKING OF CONFUSING,

50. CHECK OUT THESE LYRICS I JUST WROTE.

51. THAT'S GOOD.

52. - UM, HONESTLY, I THINK IT COULD USE JUST A LITTLE—

53. - NOTHING. IT'S PERFECT.

54. DON'T CHANGE A SYLLABLE.

55. AND GIVE ME MORE OF WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

56. - WHAT?

57. - AND FRED, IF YOU CAN

58. SING IT ANY HIGHER, THAT WOULD BE GOLD.

59. - ANYTHING YOU SAY, MISS PRODUCER LADY.

60. - WELL, I'LL SET UP THE RECORDING SESSION

61. FOR THIS AFTERNOON.

62. - THERE'S SOMETHING VERY STRANGE GOING ON HERE.

63. - I KNOW, AREN'T RECORDING SESSIONS TRADITIONALLY

64. IN THE MORNING?

65. - NO, FRED.

66. I JUST FEEL LIKE I KNOW HER FROM SOMEWHERE.

67. - OH, PROBABLY FROM THIS MORNING AT THE AUDITION.

68. - YES, FRED.

69. BUT I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN HER SOMEWHERE.

70. AND I DO NOT HAVE THE BEST FEELING ABOUT HER.

71. - OH, LITTLE INNOCENT STARR, I'VE BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS

72. FAR LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE BEING RIDICULOUS.

73. THIS PRODUCER COULDN'T BE MORE SINCERE

74. IN HER APPRECIATION OF MY TALENT.

75. - TRUST ME, THIS KID HAS NO TALENT WHATSOEVER.

76. WHEN I'M DONE HERE,

77. EVERYBODY WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY EMBARRASSING VIDEO.

78. AND I WON'T BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK ANYMORE.

79. GET READY FOR A NEW JOKE IN THE MUSIC WORLD.

80. AND HIS NAME IS FRED, OKAY.

81. ♪ YEAH

82. OH, MY GAMMIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO RECORD

83. MY FIRST HIT SONG!

84. I'M SO NERVOUS! SO MUCH COULD GO WRONG.

85. - AW, STAY POSITIVE, FRED. - OKAY.

86. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO RECORD MY FIRST HIT SONG.

87. SO MUCH COULD GO RIGHT.

88. I MEAN, WHAT IF I'M TOO GOOD AT SINGING,

89. OR WHAT IF I HAVE TO LEAVE SCHOOL EARLY

90. TO GO ON A WORLD TOUR?

91. OR WHAT IF I BECOME A HUGE STAR

92. AND GET MY OWN MOVIES AND TV SHOW?

93. - OKAY, NONE OF THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, FRED.

94. - OKAY, PHEW!

95. YOU'RE AN ARTIST.

96. STAY TRUE TO THE MUSIC AND KEEP IT REAL.

97. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME KEEPING IT REAL.

98. I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE ONE-OF-A-KIND SOLO ARTIST FRED.

99. - YEAH! - NO, YOU'RE NOT.

100. YOU'RE NOW PART OF A BAND CALLED FREDDIE AND THE FIGGLETTES.

101. MEET YOUR BACKUP SINGERS.

102. - COOL! I HAVE BACKUP SINGERS NOW.

103. - FRED, I THOUGHT WE JUST SAID YOU WEREN'T—

104. - GO CHANGE.

105. CHANGE I WILL!

106. YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE HOW HACKING AWESOME

107. THE RECORDING "SESH" FOR MY SONG WENT YESTERDAY.

108. "SESH" IS SHORT FOR "SESSION."

109. US MUSIC PEOPLE ABBREVIATE EVERYTHING.

110. I MEAN US MUS PEEPS ABB EV.

111. BUT DON'T WORRY. FAME HASN'T CHANGED ME AT ALL.

112. I MEAN, I'M STILL THE SAME AS EVER.

113. JUICE BOX ME.

114. THAT ONE JUST MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME.

115. - OH, AND I ALMOST FORGOT MY GRILL.

116. SEE? IT HAS ITS OWN GRILL ON IT.

117. IT'S MY "GRILL" GRILL.

118. I'M THINKING OF MAKING SLIDERS FOR LUNCH,

119. BUT IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO TALK IN THIS THING,

120. SO I HAVE THE FIGGLETTES DO ALL MY TALKING FOR ME NOW.

121. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF TALKING, THEY PREFER SINGING.

122. - WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT "X" EQUALS?

123. FRED?

124. - OH.

125. - THAT'S THE FIRST ONE YOU'VE GOTTEN RIGHT ALL YEAR, FRED.

126. - SERIOUSLY? EVERY SINGLE DAY...

127. ♪ SLOWY MCSLOWSKY

128. - THANKS, GUYS.

129. SOME PEOPLE, RIGHT?

130. - FRED!

131. FRED. FRED?

132. UM, I NEED TO TALK TO MY FRIEND.

133. - OH, GUYS, SHE'S COOL.

134. - THANK YOU. HEY.

135. - HEY, WHAT'S UP, STARR?

136. - UM, I FINALLY REMEMBER WHE—

137. COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR GRILL FOR A SECOND?

138. - OH, SURE.

139. - THAT'S DISGUSTING.

140. - I KNOW. SHE REALLY NEEDS A MANICURE.

141. - NO, IT'S DISGUSTING HOW HOLLYWOOD YOU'VE GONE,

142. AND YOUR VIDEO HASN'T EVEN PREMIERED YET.

143. - WELL, THAT PRODUCER LADY SAID IT'S DESTINED TO BE A HIT.

144. - YEAH, ABOUT HER, SHE'S NOT JUST A PRODUCER.

145. I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE I RECOGNIZED HER FROM.

146. REMEMBER THAT AWFUL VIDEO

147. THAT EVERYONE WAS MAKING FUN OF LAST WEEK?

148. - OH, CASSANDRA BLUE'S HUMAN SONG.

149. WHAT ABOUT IT? - LOOK.

150. - SHE'S "HUMAN!"

151. - NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S A PRODUCER.

152. AND EVEN IF SHE IS, SO WHAT?

153. - SO WHAT?

154. SHE'S CLEARLY TRYING TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY

155. FROM HER OWN HORRIBLE VIDEO.

156. - WELL, IF SHE WAS TRYING TO DO THAT,

157. SHE WOULD HAVE TO PRODUCE SOMETHING EVEN WORSE, SO—

158. WAIT A SECOND, ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

159. THAT MY SONG IS WORSE THAN HUMAN?

160. - WELL, ACCORDING TO CASSANDRA, YEAH.

161. - OKAY, SO I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO HERE,

162. BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

163. THAT SHE PICKED ME OVER YOU.

164. ADMIT IT.

165. - NO, I WON'T, BECAUSE I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU

166. FROM EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

167. - YEAH, SURE, LIKE ANYONE WOULD BELIEVE

168. THAT I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO EMBARRASS MYSELF.

169. - LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO WARN YOU

170. THAT YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE

171. IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

172. - YOU KNOW I THINK?

173. THE ONLY MISTAKE I'VE EVER MADE

174. WAS LETTING THE FIGGLETTES LET YOU THROUGH TO SEE ME.

175. - WELL, DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

176. FROM HERE ON OUT, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

177. - GOOD, I DON'T NEED YOU. I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!

178. 'CAUSE ME AND THE FIGGLETTES, WE'RE GONNA BE FAMOUS.

179. THAT'S RIGHT.

180. ALBUM COVER.

181. - STOP THE SINGING. - OH, RIGHT.

182. I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW

183. THAT FRED'S FRIEND STARR IS ON TO YOU.

184. - SHE IS?

185. THAT TALENTED LITTLE CUTIE.

186. I NEED TO ACT FAST.

187. WE NEED TO POST THIS VIDEO IMMEDIATELY.

188. - IS IT READY?

189. - NO, WHICH MAKES IT BETTER...

190. OR WORSE.