Fred: The Show 1x22

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1. thud!

2. - I AM SO EXCITED.

3. THE BIG DANCE IS THIS FRIDAY.

4. AND YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TO DANCE.

5. OH, YEAH, BRING IT DOWN.

6. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

7. AND IT'S A '90s THEME.

8. I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE '90s.

9. IT WAS SUCH A GREAT TIME.

10. AND IT'S A SADIE HAWKINS,

11. WHICH MEANS THE GIRLS ASK THE GUYS.

12. - FRED, WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME?

13. - I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.

14. - WHAT ABOUT ME, FRED?

15. WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME?

16. - AH, LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.

17. - NO, DON'T GO WITH THEM.

18. GO WITH ME, FRED. ME.

19. - GIRLS, GIRLS, I CAN'T GO TO THE DANCE WITH EVERYBODY, OKAY?

20. - YOU HAVE TO.

21. - NO, ME.

22. - ME.

23. - AHH!

24. AH, OH, YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY.

25. YEAH, HA-HA, HA.

26. smooch! smooch!

27. THIS ISN'T WORKING.

28. NO ONE'S EVEN LOOKING AT ME.

29. HOW CAN SOMEONE ASK ME TO THE DANCE

30. IF THEY AREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT ME?

31. MAYBE I'M JUST NOT ASKING THE RIGHT GIRL.

32. HOLLY!

33. SHE'D BE A PERFECT PERSON TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH.

34. THAT'S IT.

35. I JUST HAVE TO PLAY IT REALLY COOL.

36. AHEM.

37. - GROSS.

38. YOU SHOULD HIT UP A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT.

39. - SO ARE YOU GOING TO THE DANCE ON FRIDAY?

40. - YEAH, I THINK SO.

41. - AWESOME.

42. I MEAN, WHATEVS.

43. OH, NO, SHE DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME TO THE DANCE.

44. AND IF I DON'T GET ASKED TO THE DANCE,

45. I CAN'T EVEN GO.

46. OH, WAIT, I KNOW.

47. IF I DANCE FOR THE GIRLS, THEY'LL ALL WANT TO GO WITH ME.

48. HEY, EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY DANCE MOVES.

49. I'M A-DANCING.

50. OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW IT.

51. OH, YEAH, COME ON, LADIES, LET'S DANCE.

52. LET'S DANCE.

53. LET'S DANCE.

54. - FRED, WILL YOU—

55. - GO TO THE DANCE WITH YOU THIS FRIDAY?

56. YES, I'D LOVE TO.

57. - OKAY, BYE.

58. - THAT WAS SO EASY.

59. WHAT WERE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT?

60. OH, THE '90s WERE SO FUN.

61. EVERYBODY RODE AROUND ON HORSES,

62. AND CHEESE FRIES ONLY COST A NICKEL.

63. - UM, I'M NOT SURE THAT'S RIGHT.

64. - OH, IT IS.

65. I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HISTORY.

66. WELL, MY HISTORY TEACHER DOESN'T THINK SO,

67. BUT WHAT DOES HE KNOW ABOUT HISTORY?

68. ANYHOO, I HAVE THE COOLEST OUTFIT EVER FOR THE DANCE.

69. - ME TOO.

70. I CAN'T WAIT.

71. - LET'S TRY 'EM ON.

72. - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

73. BOY, DO I LOVE THE 1890s.

74. - FRED, THE THEME IS THE 1990s,

75. NOT THE 1890s, AND—

76. ABE LINCOLN WASN'T EVEN AROUND IN THE 1890s.

77. - OH, THE 1990s.

78. - FRED, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING TO THE DANCE WITH YOU,

79. BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO WITH YOU

80. IF YOU'RE GOING TO...

81. THIS.

82. - OH, THIS?

83. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE. DUH.

84. LOOK, GONE.

85. BESIDES, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S SO THE 1980s ANYWAY.

86. - OKAY, WELL, I GOT TO GO DO HOMEWORK.

87. BYE.

88. - SEE YA, STARR.

89. DON'T WORRY.

90. THE DANCE IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN.

91. SEE YA FRIDAY.

92. I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT THE DANCE.

93. HUH, THE 1990s.

94. WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT... ABOUT... ABOUT?

95. WOW, I'M IN A DREAM.

96. IT'S LIKE INCEPTION,

97. EXCEPT I'M THE ONE EXCEPTIONING MY BRAIN.

98. I'M A GENIUS.

99. KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

100. GET OUT OF MY DREAM.

101. YOU'RE WEIRD.

102. HOO!

103. - KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

104. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE '90s WERE ALL ABOUT.

105. - EWW, GO AWAY!

106. HOLLY?

107. - FRED, STAY AWAY FROM THE '90s.

108. LOOK AT WHAT I'M WEARING.

109. GIANT BAGGY OVERALLS WITH ONE STRAP?

110. WHY MAKE TWO STRAPS IF YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO WEAR ONE?

111. IT'S RIDIC.

112. - BUT HOLLY, I HAVE TO KNOW, WHAT WERE THE '90s ALL ABOUT?

113. - APPARENTLY, STUPID SPARKLY HATS AND BAD MUSIC.

114. IT'S WEIRD IN HERE, FRED.

115. YOU GOT TO GET OUT.

116. OH, AND I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO THE DANCE.

117. YOU'RE SUPER COOL,

118. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T PICK UP

119. ON ALL YOUR CLEVER HINTS.

120. - OH, HOLLY, IT'S OKAY.

121. BUT WAIT, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO BACK.

122. - HIDE IN HERE.

123. STARR.

124. I'VE BEEN HAVING THE WEIRDEST DREAM EVER.

125. YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME WHAT THE '90s WERE ALL ABOUT.

126. - THE '90s WERE ABOUT CONVENIENT TECHNOLOGY, FRED.

127. THEY FINALLY HAD THESE TEENY LITTLE ITTY-BITTY CELL PHONES,

128. - AH, IT'S SO BIG.

129. - IT'S FOR YOU, FRED.

130. - NO, GET ME OUT OF HERE.

131. THE '90s WERE WEIRD.

132. - QUICK, JUMP IN HERE.

133. - EWW, BUT THAT'S A TRASH CAN.

134. - IT'S HOW YOU GET TO THE NEXT PART OF YOUR DREAM.

135. - WHY?

136. - WEIRD DREAM RULES.

137. - DREAM RULES. OKAY, GOT IT.

138. thud!

139. WHO ARE YOU?

140. - I'M FRED.

141. - NO, I'M FRED.

142. - YOU'RE "NOW" FRED.

143. I'M "GRUNGE" FRED.

144. I'M FRED IF FRED WERE FRED IN THE 1990s.

145. - OH, I GET IT.

146. SIMPLE.

147. UH, PEE-YEW.

148. DO YOU EVER BATHE?

149. - NOT MUCH.

150. YOU DON'T HAVE TO IN THE '90s.

151. IT'S GREAT.

152. THE LESS YOU WASH YOUR HAIR,

153. THE BETTER PEOPLE THINK IT LOOKS.

154. HOLD ON A SEC.

155. - OKAY, I REALLY WANT TO LIKE THE '90s,

156. BUT IT JUST SEEMS SO GROSS AND WEIRD.

157. - THERE WAS PLENTY OF GREAT MUSIC,

158. LIKE NIRVANA, SOUNDGARDEN,

159. BUT FOR ME IT WAS ALL ABOUT SMASHING PUMPKINS.

160. - SMASHING PUMPKINS?

161. FINALLY, SOMETHING COOL.

162. splat!

163. HA-HA-HA.

164. splat!

165. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?

166. I HAVE THIS WEIRD FEELING

167. THAT I WANNA GET JIGGY WITH IT,

168. BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

169. - HERE, PUT THIS ON, MAN.

170. NO WORRIES.

171. YOU'RE JUST GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT OF THE '90s.

172. - HEY, THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

173. IT'S KINDA—

174. - DOPE?

175. YEAH, IT IS.

176. IT'S ALSO ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS, A'IGHT.

177. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

178. SPEAK ENGLISH.

179. - ALL RIGHT, WELL, HAVE FUN AT YOUR DANCE

180. AND PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999.

181. BUT BEWARE OF Y2K.

182. - WAIT!

183. GRUNGE FRED, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

184. WHAT'S Y2K?

185. GRUNGE FRED?

186. GRUNGE FRED.

187. GRUNGE FRED!

188. GRUNGE FRED.

189. OH, HOW BIZARRE.

190. WHAT A STUPID TIME.

191. - I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, FRED.

192. YOU REALLY LEARNED WHAT THE '90s WERE ALL ABOUT.

193. HUGS TO THE '90s?

194. - OH, FRED, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED SINCE THE '90s.

195. - STARR, THAT'S WHAT THE '90s WERE MOSTLY ABOUT.

196. JUST BEING YOURSELF AND, WELL, NOT BATHING MUCH.

197. - YO, YO, YO, YO,

198. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE '90s WERE ABOUT.

199. HUH, PHAT BEATS...

200. WHOO, MM, AND DEODORANT.

201. HERE, HOMEY.

202. ROCK THAT.

203. - LET'S GET ON UP AND DANCE.

204. - THESE '90s ARE SO STUPID.

205. WHAT IS THIS EVEN ABOUT?

206. - MM-HMM.

207. FIGGLEHORN, MM-HMM.

208. WHOO.

209. AH, YEAH.

210. - LOOK OUT.

211. - AH, OW.

212. OH, NO.